UNANSWERED QUESTIONS AND UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
I was rooting through my sent emails folder the other day when I found an email that I sent to Pop Idol Extra during the height of the competition with a number of seriously surreal questions I wanted them to ask Nicki for me. Funnily enough they never asked them (read on, you'll see why!) but having reread them I decided they needed an airing so here they are for your enjoyment...
Obviously Nicki is happily married to Shacky (Is that how you spell it?) but if she wasn't which one of her three sofamates would she most like to get it on with? - would she get kinky with Cowell, passionate with Pete or foxy with Foxy? (And yes, I was asking that for fic inspiration!)
Sod the contestants (no disrespect to the guys or anything) but what I want to know is where does Nicki get her illusive 'x factor' from?
Of which of these three things is she most proud? - a) getting a mention in Geri's autobiography, b) playing a hand in Hear'says conception or c) dancing with Nigel on Children in Need.
How does it feel to make the leap from 'sensible smart popstars judge' to 'fully fledged pop idol sex goddess'?
Does she know where the exmembers of Take That who aren't Robbie went?!?!
Would she ever agree to 'do' Celebrity Big Brother?
If she could give a wannabe 'Pop Idol Manager' one piece of advice what would it be?
Favourite ever song?
Is it difficult being sooooo nice and smiley all the time?
(This one is obscure...) I saw the pic in Ok of her at some fancy party or another (think it was a underwear launch - Nigel was there - she had a green frock on) - Simone Lahbib who played Helen in Bad Girls was there - did they meet and did they get on well?
Did she feel like the mother of two bickering children last Saturday? (I sent the email just after the Big Band week when Pete and Simon came to blows) If so why did she not give Mr Cowell a slap on the leg when he started swearing?
She and Nigel go back a bit... does she know if he misses being 'Nasty Nigel' and think Simon's stealing his thunder?
How did it feel to be having her little cry when Hayley left and then hear Kate Thornton squealing 'Ooooh Nicki's crying, i'm missing all the action, get my camera over here now' at the top of her voice? Did she not just wish Kate would go away and leave her to cry in peace?
She said in her 'Q&A' that she found the YMCA girl highly entertaining, but would she consider managing her and putting her out as a novelty act?
When she was 'little' what did she want to be when she 'grew up'?
Satisfy my curiousity here - have the judges got a special little room where they can go and hide from everyone else? Does it have a minibar?
Does she know which one's Ant and which one's Dec?!?!
Assuming she's seen the ABBA week on video what did she honestly think of the performances? Does she not think the 'three stooges' were a bit harsh?
Do they (the judges) sit round and watch 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' in between show 1 and show 2 every Saturday? If so, who's best at it?
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