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| THE JUDGES DRINKING GAME! |
| Since I was about 17 i've being indulging in the experience known as the 'drinking game'. I've played The X Files version, the Bad Girls version and now i've created ultimate version - The Pop Idol Judges Drinking Game!!! And guess what? you too can enjoy the experience of a lifetime... just follow the rules below... YOU WILL NEED Excessive amounts of Pop Idol video footage Excessive amount of booze (technically should be vodka - cos Nicki drinks vodka!) Shot glasses Donuts Cheese Friends (or people you claim to like!) THE RULES Watch Pop Idol. When the occurances below occur then drink the corresponding amount of drink. Get bollocksed. That's it really!!! THE PENALTIES � a shot Simon is rude to someone Nicki says �I really enjoyed your performance this evening� Someone mentions Simon�s trousers Simon letches over a female contestant Pete calls anyone kid or son Pete reminds everyone he worked with Kylie Simon reminds everyone he worked with Five/Westlife 1 shot Nicki wears a sequined top Nicki laughs (rah!) Foxy uses a dodgy analogy Simon has his arm round Nicki Nicki squeezes Simon�s leg Pete gets annoyed Someone tells Simon off� � or takes the piss out of his love life! 2 shots Nicki hugs Simon Simon hugs Nicki Someone mentions the Spearmint Rhino Nicki wears the see through gypsy top Pete mentions curries� � or trains Nicki makes a lecherous comment about a contestant 3 shots Nicki says the word cleavage Nicki is nasty to someone Shacky is mentioned (alcohol is a wonderful cure for jealousy�) The Whole bottle Simon says something nice (�and also for shock) Miscellaneous Foxy talks about jammy donuts � Eat one Foxy talks about cheese � Eat some |