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Joy's New Home!

The Dream Come True

Joy, from San Diego, California, is the proud new owner of the Shack in Iraq! For the bargain price of 505,000,000.00, she gets to live the high life! She can move in whenever she wants to...assuming she's signed the contract. It's in the mail, btw.

Some words from the new owner.

YAY!! I WON THE BID!!! Well, I can't move in until you fellas leave..soooo LEAVE!! GO HOME NOW!!!! hey by the way, does Prince come with the shack???? hmmm hahaha See you all soon...God bless.. ~JOY

Sorry, Joy, but Prince does not come with the shack. But, now that you mention it, would you pay extra if he did?
Lined with beautiful Hardwood Floors. It was professionally installed by the builders of this shack.
Skylights, skylights, skylights! An innovative design allows the light to come through AND the air from the outside! DISCLAIMER: Does not stop rain from coming in.
Central Air cools the air (or warms it, if that be your fancy) faster than you can say, "Stop stalling and get out so I can move in already!"
A Porch with a view will make any day not as bad as the day before it.
110/220 power outlets! Live in Europe? Live in America? Not a problem! With power outlets for both 110V and 220V, this shack is ready for you power needs!
Recreation area big enough for indoor recreation on rainy days, sunny days, dusty days...any days you feel like recreating inside!
Comes with a Door and Window!
Two Libraries will keep you busy for weeks and weeks! Stocked with authors like Hemmingway, Shakespeare, Salinger, Steinback, Dickens, Fitzgerald, as well as contemporary ones like Heinlein, Rowling, and Clancy, endless hours of reading are sure to be enjoyed!
A 3 Stall Shower will keep you not only clean, but refreshed! Bored of those single stall showers? Not here, you're not!
Never wait in line to use the john again! With 6 stalls, you're more than guaranteed to always have a seat when you need it most!.

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