Hares: Mothershucker and Backstage.
Location: Trail of Tears, by exit 5.
Hashers present: Littleneck, Just Dave, Just Dylan, Just Aaron, Gay Blade (Hockessin HHH), EB Scooter, Just Manny, Virgin Kel.
Once the hares returned from setting trail, we had chalk talk and showed the virgin how C2H3 does it. We sang "Father Birmingham" and we were off. Trail ran through the woods, up and down hills, and seemed like forever with no beer in sight. First beer check went smooth, and we were off again. Trail went around into a circle jerk and the second beer check ran short.
From there, trail headed across 149 and through a driving range. Just Manny demonstrated his proficiency in juggling balls. Another romp through the woods, and we were soon at the end. Comments on trail included "Trail of the Year" by the hares.
Kel was deflowered by EB Scooter, and given a down-down. Backstage was given a down-down for technology on trail, and Mothershucker had to join her. Just Manny was ready for a naming. He was NOT named "Sweaty Bastard", "Chewbacca", "Rubber Reuser", "Rubber Retreiver" or "Red Rag". He was named "Hareball HCCHHH" and shall hereon be referred to as such. He was then given a down-down. Just Aaron was also due for naming. He was NOT named "Smells Like Phish", "Cherrystoned" "Poo Toucher" or "Dead Phish" He was named "Shrimp Cocktail" and shall be known as such. Other songs sung were "Yogi Bear" and "My Girlfriend is a Vegetable". Food was pizza and beer at Angelo's and as far as I recall, there were 2 pepperoni, 2 ham and pineapple, and 1 chicken scampi. Trail #50 is scheduled for July 9.