Date: Saturday August 2, 2003
Theme: Hare of the Dog Hash
Hares: Mother Shucker
Start:  Mother Shucker's house, Cummaquid MA (Barnstable)
Beer Check: along the shore of sound
On-in: Mother Shucker's house
Time:  3:00 p.m. HST
Total Distance:  2 or 3 miles
Scribe: Cums Alone
Weather: around 75 or 80 degrees, very humid, partially sunny

CC Hashers Present: Mother Shucker (hare), Cod the Animal (hare), Just Val,
Little Neck, An*l Twitch (Hare), Just Max

Boston H3 visitors: Cum Straddle Me, Cums Alone, Deep Throat (aka Whine
Rack), Friar F*ck, Lube Me In, One Drunk Walking, Viagra Doubtfire, Wee
Willie Wanker

RIH3 Hashers: EverReady Special Edition, Kneeling Room Only

Brief but most appreciated appearance at the start: Suzie Chapped Dick
(Newport H3)

Virgins:  David, Kyla (I may have misspelled her name), Lilly, Matt

Visitor from distant hash: America's Least Wanted (I forget what town in
Oman H3)

Dogs: Sh*tty Trail, Peabody, Sydney
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The Start and the Run:
We gathered in Mother Shucker & Just Val's backyard for a bit of a pre-lube
prior to the start, which was enlivened by the appearance of Suzie Chapped
Dick with multiple cases of Newport Storm. We commenced drinking said brew
and before long, the entire pack was most mellow. Finally, the hares prodded
the pack away from the beer for a chalk talk. Trail was mostly off road, a
welcome change for the Boston hashers. So, we took off at a slow amble or
walking, and turned off of scenic route 6A onto a byway where true trail
entered an Audubon Society bird sanctuary. Much to the terror and
consternation of the bird watchers, the hash had arrived!

We ran down checks that were on grassy trails cut through the woods. We
crossed little streams. We came out to Cape Cod Bay and took a right toward
Provincetown. Although we were crossing tidal flats, fortunately, it was low
tide. Before long we saw Mother Shucker's truck parked in a parking lot. The
beer check! We all partook of Newport Storm, and there was much rejoicing.
From the beer check, trail went more or less directly back to Mother
Shucker's place, passing through more fields and woods.

The on in:

Deep Throat (aka Whine Rack) was RA.  Comments included: "Awesome", "Too
many Audubons", "Nightmare", "I give it a 5 for all the rules we broke"
(there was a list of rules posted at the Sanctuary, we broke most of them),
"I give it a 69.9%", "Good!". An*l Twitch, Cod and Mother Shucker did a down
down and sang the "4 Skin" song.

Visitors: America's Least Wanted, being a REAL out of town hasher (Oman),
was called into the circle for a down down (as Boston outnumbered Cape
hashers, we decided to save the beer). He started "My Girl's a Vegetable",
which went on and on and on.

Virgins:
Virgin Lilly was brought to the hash by her mommy and daddy. Her favorite
animal is the monkey.
Virgin David said Mother Shucker made him cum (he's one of the neighbors and
Lilly's dad), he likes the barnyard rooster, but his favorite position is
upside down.
Virgin Kyla (Lilly's mom) said that Virgin David made her cum.  And, her
answer to the square root of 69 was close, "8.3"!
Virgin Matt said he made himself cum, but he likes it "me on top".
They were given their down down and welcomed to the hash.

Accusations:
Overachieving FRB: One Drunk Walking
Hat in Circle: Whine Rack (aka Deep Throat)

We sang Swing Low, and adjourned to eat steamers; corn on the cob, hot dogs,
potato salad, cole slaw, etc. etc. The hot tub was opened up, and everyone
got to steam a bit. And once a fire was lit in the outdoor fireplace, we had
s'mores!  A few folks drove back to home (or to WWW's place), but Friar and
I had a mini tent city in Mother Shucker's backyard.

It was a great time, with a great trail, and great food.

Quotes:
"You've got a choice guys, pussy or beer. Go for the beer." - Just Max
"I like dick!" - Wee Willie Wanker
"I lost my clam virginity!" - America's Least Wanted

--- Cums Alone, your humble scribe