A long long drinking session in a village far far away
Nat Skywormer is a frustrated farm boy who comes across a Robot Smurf named RU2-Willing2....however Nat still prefered to denegrate himself with his defenceless pet worm.
Nat Skywormer & RU2-Willing2 meets Bend Oldie Wankenob who was a legendary warrior from the Clown Wars in years gone by. Bend Oldie Wankenob is the first one to tell him about the power of the penetrational force.
The threesome (Nat Skywormer, RU2-Willing2 & Bend Oldie Wankenob), travel to a seedy strip joint where they meet Syd Smurf, who has been given the unfortunate nickname of Hand Solo. They also meet Hand Solo's first (and only) mate Smooglebacca, who flies the Multiple Orgasm, which was the slowest and bumpiest ride in the galaxy.
Darthamel tried to feel Bend Oldie Wankenob's presence, which was objected to and therefore ended up in a fight to the death.
While Oldie Wankenob and Darthamel were fighting....Hand Solo and Nat Skywormer, disguised at Darthamel and his twin brother, sneak into the prison quarters to rescue Princess Lay. Unfortunately Hand Solo leaves the other 2 poor buggers in their cages, as Princess Lay can offer Hand Solo a better reward.....and perhaps also a better nickname that he can boast about down at the pub.
Our heroes get caught out and a battle scene erupts inside the Death Castle against the Scruple Troopers. Nat & his gang bang escape with a plan to return & destroy the IMPSerial Forces home base.
The seedy succeed when Nat Skywormer returns to the Death Castle in his X-Rated Wing aircraft. Nat shoots his load and destroys the Death Castle. However the evil and rather perverted Darthamel escapes.
Not long after the Death Castle was destroyed, Darthamel started rebuilding a new Death Castle and started sending his troops out to look for the hidden Ribald Base. On the planet of Hogatha, they find & capture most of the Ribalds....except for a couple of them like Hand Solo who was too busy having snow cones & totally forgot about the battle, Princess Lay and Smooglebacca who were at it again, & little Nat Skywormer, who was doing something very very very bad to his worm.
Our heroes (except Nat Skywormer who went to meet the worm's parents), flee to Sin City to catch up with Hand Solo's old friend named Commando Carressing, who used to own a Strip Joint that Hand Solo would frequent.
Nat Skywormer rushes to Sin City to save Hand Solo, but he arrives too late. The young Nat Skywormer meets the evil Darthamel in battle for the first time. It turns out bad as Darthamel severes Nat's worm from his arm.
Notice Commando Carressing in this pic too disguised as a guard. He offered to help our heroes after Darthamel refused to put out.
Hand Solo and Princess Lay go to the forest planet of Amour where they meet these furry little creatures called Chitterbugs. Hand Solo nearly lost more than his life as an IMPSerial Walker headed his way to really piss him off.
Nat Skywormer battles Darthamel in a fierce fight where they both try to out-twit each other, before Nat finds out that Darthamel is actually his long lost father Analking Skywormer. Together they decide to check out Darthamel's worm collection where they live hornily ever after.
Hand Solo is released where he finds work pouring beers at the Dago Bar. He later gets the sack for not sweeping the floors although he swears to this day that it wasn't a Hand job, and someone else should of done it.
THE END
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