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Born: August 14, 1945,
in Waco, Texas
STEVE MARTIN began as a writer (for such people as Sonny and Cher, John Denver, Dick Van Dyke, and the Smothers Brothers) before he started doing stand-up comedy. His appearances on THE TONIGHT SHOW and SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE made him into a star, and his films have made him into a superstar. |
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." |
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"A day without sunshine
is like, you know, night." |
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"Excuuuuuuse me!!" |
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"How to make a million dollars:
First, get a million dollars." |
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"Boy, those French, they have
a different word for everything!" |
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"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." |
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Martin with Dan Aykroyd and Phil Hartman in SGT. BILKO. What can I say? Excellent stuff. |
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"I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy." |
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POSTSCRIPT
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
COLONEL GERALD WELLMAN, ROTC INSTRUCTOR |
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NEXT COMEDIANS & WITS PAGE = MONTY PYTHON
TO MY MOVIES & TV MAIN PAGE
TO MY HOME PAGE
E-MAIL |
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