The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw an opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
It says Abraham made a "sacrifice", Rebecca went to the well with a "pitcher", and the Book of Genesis starts by talking about the Big Inning!
At the table, she turned to their six-year -old daughter and said, "would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought for a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"