Jack -------Jackulet (juliet)
Sam --------Sammuel (romeo)
Daniel -----Danvolio (benvolio)
Teal'C -----Friar Teal'C (friar lawrence)
Jonus -----Jonutio (mercutio)
Martouf -----Marsaline (rosaline)
Mayborne ------Maybalt (tybalt)
Hammond ----Hamculus (prince escalus)
Hathor ------ Hathis (Paris)
"Oh Samuel! Samuel! Wherefore art thou Samuel?
Deny thy posistion and refuse thy General
or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
and I am no longer a Colonel!
Tis but thy rank which is my enemy
Whats Colonel? It is not hand, nor foot
Nor arm nor face nor
ay other part belonging to a woman.
O be some other rank!
A rank... What is in a rank?
A private with not the rank of the private
would still be the same person,
so the major, if not a major be called,
Retain that dear perfection which she owes
Without that title. Samuel, doff thy rank,
And for that rank which is no part of thee
Take all myself.
-Jackulet
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JONUTIO
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
MAYBALT
I do bite my thumb, sir.
JONUTIO
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
MAYBALT
[aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
ay?
GREGORY
No.
MAYBALT
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
bite my thumb, sir.
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MAYBALT
What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?
Turn thee, Danvolio, look upon thy death.
DANVOLIO
I do but keep the peace: put up thy zatnikitel's,
Or manage it to part these men with me.
MAYBALT
What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word,
As I hate hell, all Gaters, and thee:
Have at thee, coward!