we went to the cabin owned by colonel jack
when we got there it was hotter than Iraq
We decided to head to the lake and have a swim
when we took all our clothing off we saw the likes of them
those three guys are deader than apophis
how dare they watch us during such a private time
Soon they'll learn not to underestimate us
we're off right now to get our sweet revenge
They crept up upon on us and scared us into fright
So we jumped to our feet and high-tailed it outta sight
We ran into a marine who is known only as John
And offered us clothing cause we didn't have some on
those three guys are deader than apophis
how dare they watch us during such a private time
Soon they'll learn not to underestimate us
we're off right now to get our sweet revenge
well the boys were sleeping inside respective tents
we decided to give them a taste of their own meds
it was funny seeing jack wearing a pink brazier
but i pity poor sam who got elbowed in the ear
those three guys were deader than apophis
how dare they watch us during such a private time
I think now they've learned not to underestimate us
we're laughing now we got our sweet revenge
they were mad they were shocked they were beyond any speaking
and they stripped so fast they nearly tore their own clothes
now im sure they learned the desired lesson
and they'll think twice before anything goes
we laughed and laughed til both of us were beat
and then climbed up to our very own feet
we looked them all right in their eyes
the look on jacks face proclaimed someone would die
those three guys were deader than apophis
how dare they watch us during such a private time
I think now they've learned not to underestimate us
we're laughing now we got our sweet revenge