9. Your wardrobe now contains nothing but blue and black t-shirts.
8. You watched the Stanley Cup finals so you'd have something to talk to Jack about when you meet him in the Cheyenne Mountain elevator.
7. You bend the brim of your baseball cap to that perfect rounded angle.
6. You are re-enrolling in college to study nursing so you can spend all your time with SG-1 in the infirmary.
5. You've traded in your car for a bus you can paint in psychedelic colors.
4. What's four? There is no four.
It's before three. Not this time, Colonel.
3. Dog tags are your favorite jewelry.
2. You quit coloring the gray in your own hair. and the Number One reason you know you're obsessed with the good colonel:
1. You keep searching through all the Betty Crocker cookbooks looking for that marriage cake recipe.
