Introducing first...
Hailing from San Francisco, Cal...
Weighing in at 245 lbs...

Landon Schilling

His Opponent...
Weighing in at 225 lbs...

Extreme Machine

They lock up.
Landon Schilling hits Extreme Machine with a snap mare.
Landon Schilling throws Extreme Machine out of the ring.
Landon Schilling goes for a flying cross body press, but Extreme Machine
moves out of the way.
Landon Schilling is out cold.
Extreme Machine whips Landon Schilling into the guardrail.
Extreme Machine whips Landon Schilling into the guardrail.
Extreme Machine knocks Landon Schilling into the ringsteps.
Extreme Machine whips Landon Schilling into the guardrail.
Extreme Machine takes Landon Schilling down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Extreme Machine reenters the ring.
Landon Schilling follows him back in.
Landon Schilling sits up.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Extreme Machine executes a piledriver on Landon Schilling.
Extreme Machine goes for a standing moonsault, but Landon Schilling
counters it with a kneelift.
In turn, Extreme Machine counters it with a side step.
Extreme Machine takes Landon Schilling down with a backdrop driver.
The crowd is really behind Extreme Machine.
Extreme Machine gets a dragon sleeper on Landon Schilling.
Landon Schilling breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
Landon Schilling whips Extreme Machine into the ropes.
Landon Schilling uses a dropkick on Extreme Machine.
A fan at ringside badmouths Landon Schilling.
Landon Schilling goes for a pumphandle slam, but Extreme Machine blocks it.
Extreme Machine whips Landon Schilling into the ropes.
Extreme Machine uses a kick to the midsection on Landon Schilling.
Extreme Machine executes the SuperHero Slam on Landon Schilling.
The crowd is going crazy.
Extreme Machine goes for the pin.
John Vayo counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Extreme Machine goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Landon Schilling
blocks it.
Landon Schilling nails Extreme Machine with a snap mare.
Landon Schilling uses rolling clothesline on Extreme Machine.
Landon Schilling uses a Samoan Drop on Extreme Machine.
Landon Schilling takes Extreme Machine down with rolling clothesline.
Landon Schilling hits a swinging bulldog on Extreme Machine.
Landon Schilling goes for an octopus hold, but Extreme Machine counters it with
an abdominal stretch.
Landon Schilling is struggling to reach the ropes.
Landon Schilling reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.
Extreme Machine gives him a kick to the midsection, but Landon Schilling
doesn't budge.
Extreme Machine uses a front-layout superplex on Landon Schilling.
The chants for Extreme Machine are deafening.
Landon Schilling executes a low blow.
He goes for the pin.
John Vayo counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Landon Schilling goes for a pumphandle slam, but Extreme Machine blocks it.
Extreme Machine takes Landon Schilling down with an Asai moonsault.
John Vayo counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Extreme Machine hits Landon Schilling.
Landon Schilling punches Extreme Machine.
Landon Schilling punches Extreme Machine.
Landon Schilling hits Extreme Machine with a pumphandle slam.
Landon Schilling executes the springboard DDT on Extreme Machine.
John Vayo counts: One, two, kickout.
Landon Schilling goes for a flying armdrag, but Extreme Machine side-steps and
Landon Schilling only hits air.
Extreme Machine goes for a spear, but Landon Schilling counters it with a DDT.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
In turn, Extreme Machine counters it with a backdrop.
Extreme Machine takes Landon Schilling down with a Death Valley Driver.
The crowd is giving Extreme Machine a standing ovation.
Landon Schilling sits up.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Extreme Machine whips Landon Schilling into the turnbuckle.
Landon Schilling comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Extreme Machine places Landon Schilling on the turnbuckle.
Extreme Machine nails Landon Schilling with a belly-to-back superplex.
The crowd is giving Extreme Machine a standing ovation.
Extreme Machine hits Landon Schilling.
Extreme Machine kicks Landon Schilling.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Extreme Machine.
Landon Schilling chops Extreme Machine.
Landon Schilling kicks Extreme Machine.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Landon Schilling goes for a double underhook suplex, but Extreme Machine
blocks it.
Extreme Machine throws Landon Schilling out of the ring.
Extreme Machine goes through the ropes.
Extreme Machine is handed the Singapore Cane.
Extreme Machine hits him with the Singapore Cane.
Extreme Machine hits him with the Singapore Cane.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Extreme Machine goes for a DDT, but Landon Schilling counters it with a backdrop
.
Landon Schilling reenters the ring.
Extreme Machine follows him back in.
Landon Schilling is going for the pin.
John Vayo counts: One, two, kickout.
Landon Schilling gets a camel clutch on Extreme Machine.
Extreme Machine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Landon Schilling uses a jumping DDT on Extreme Machine.
Landon Schilling attempts to place Extreme Machine on the turnbuckle, but
Extreme Machine blocks it.
Landon Schilling nails Extreme Machine with the Running Forearm Smash.
John Vayo counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Landon Schilling goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Extreme Machine
counters it with a small package.
John Vayo counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Extreme Machine executes the SuperHero Slam on Landon Schilling.
The crowd erupts.
Extreme Machine goes for the pin.
John Vayo counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Extreme Machine a standing ovation.

The winner is Extreme Machine. Time of match: 0:06:18

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Trance...
Hailing from Nagasaki, Japan...
Weighing in at 245 lbs...

Shin Mebadazz

His Opponent...
From Boston, Mass...
Weighing in at 296 lbs...

The Dictator

They lock up.
The Dictator goes for a clothesline, but Shin Mebadazz counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Shin Mebadazz.
In turn, The Dictator counters it with a punch.
The Dictator whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes.
Shin Mebadazz goes for an enzuilariato, but The Dictator ducks out of the way.
The Dictator nails Shin Mebadazz with a T-Bone Suplex.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
The Dictator complains about a slow count.
Shin Mebadazz hits an inside cradle on The Dictator.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Shin Mebadazz.
Shin Mebadazz whips The Dictator into the ropes, but The Dictator reverses it.
Shin Mebadazz hits a short lariat on The Dictator.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Shin Mebadazz.
Shin Mebadazz whips The Dictator into the ropes.
Shin Mebadazz hits The Dictator with a kick.
Shin Mebadazz hits The Dictator with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head.
Shin Mebadazz takes The Dictator down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Shin Mebadazz throws The Dictator out of the ring.
Shin Mebadazz jumps onto him with a Super Quebrada.
Shin Mebadazz hits an enzuilariato on The Dictator.
Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Shin Mebadazz.
Shin Mebadazz knocks The Dictator into the ringsteps.
Shin Mebadazz takes The Dictator down with a chop.
Shin Mebadazz takes The Dictator down with a short lariat.
Trance comes from behind, but The Dictator nails Trance.
Shin Mebadazz executes the Dark Morning Driver on The Dictator
on the concrete floor.
The Dictator is out cold.
Shin Mebadazz goes for an eye gouge, but The Dictator blocks it.
Trance comes from behind, but The Dictator nails Trance.
Shin Mebadazz gives him a legsweep, but The Dictator doesn't even care.
Shin Mebadazz is busted wide open.
The Dictator goes for a choke slam, but Shin Mebadazz blocks it.
Shin Mebadazz throws The Dictator back into the ring.
Shin Mebadazz goes for a Yakuza kick, but The Dictator blocks it.
The Dictator goes for an earringer, but Shin Mebadazz blocks it.
Shin Mebadazz chops The Dictator.
Shin Mebadazz punches The Dictator.
Shin Mebadazz is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Dictator punches Shin Mebadazz.
The Dictator takes Shin Mebadazz down with a choke slam.
The Dictator uses a reverse neckbreaker on Shin Mebadazz.
The Dictator nails Shin Mebadazz with a piledriver.
A portion of the crowd is booing The Dictator.
The Dictator executes a brain buster on Shin Mebadazz.
The Dictator places Shin Mebadazz on the turnbuckle.
The Dictator leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
The Dictator sets up the chair.
The Dictator hits a top-rope DDT onto the chair on Shin Mebadazz.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The Dictator is starting to get more cheers than boos.

The winner is The Dictator. Time of match: 0:03:35

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Helaina...
Weighing in at 500 lbs...

"The Career Ender" Brad Hunter & "SouthTown" Santo Santana

Their Opponents...
Led to the ring by Terri
Weighing in at 457 lbs...

The Tag Team Champions!

Freebird & "Loose Cannon" Adam Russell

They lock up.
Brad Hunter nails Freebird with a brain buster.
The crowd is starting to get behind Brad Hunter.
Brad Hunter runs into the ropes.
Brad Hunter hits Freebird with a shoulderblock.
Brad Hunter uses inverted crossface on Freebird.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brad Hunter goes for an octopus hold, but Freebird counters it with
an abdominal stretch.
Brad Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Freebird is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Freebird nails Brad Hunter with a T-Bone Suplex.
Sean Thomas counts: One, kickout.
Freebird goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brad Hunter blocks it.
Brad Hunter hits Freebird.
A small "Brad Hunter" chant is being started.
Freebird hits Brad Hunter.
Freebird punches Brad Hunter.
Freebird is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brad Hunter punches Freebird.
The crowd is starting to get behind Brad Hunter.
Freebird chops Brad Hunter.
The crowd is cheering on Freebird.
Brad Hunter kicks Freebird.
The crowd is starting to get behind Brad Hunter.
Brad Hunter runs into the ropes.
Freebird takes Brad Hunter down with a Samoan Drop.
Freebird tags out to Adam Russell.
Freebird takes Brad Hunter down with a clothesline.
Adam Russell hits a belly-to-back suplex on Brad Hunter.
Adam Russell and Freebird whip Brad Hunter into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Brad Hunter with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Brad Hunter hits them with a double clothesline.
A small "Brad Hunter" chant is being started.
Freebird leaves the ring.
Brad Hunter puts Adam Russell in an octopus hold.
Adam Russell is struggling to reach the ropes.
Adam Russell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brad Hunter tags out to Santo Santana.
Santo Santana and Brad Hunter hit Adam Russell with a double brain buster.
Brad Hunter goes for a superkick, but Adam Russell ducks out of the way.
Brad Hunter leaves the ring.
Adam Russell hits Santo Santana with a dragon suplex.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Adam Russell goes for a spinebuster slam, but Santo Santana counters it with
a kneelift.
Santo Santana hits Adam Russell with a Thunder Fire Power Bomb.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Santo Santana executes a Gorilla Press on Adam Russell.
Santo Santana does a cocky pose.
A small "Santo Santana" chant is being started.
Santo Santana runs into the ropes.
Adam Russell hits Santo Santana with a kick.
Adam Russell goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Santo Santana
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Santo Santana takes Adam Russell down with a kneebreaker.
Santo Santana whips Adam Russell into the ropes, but Adam Russell reverses it.
Adam Russell misses with a clothesline.
Santo Santana hits Adam Russell with a kick.
Brad Hunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Santo Santana and Brad Hunter whip Adam Russell into the ropes.
Santo Santana and Brad Hunter hit Adam Russell with a double clothesline.
Brad Hunter leaves the ring.
Santo Santana goes for Southtown Pride, but Adam Russell blocks it.
Freebird enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Adam Russell and Freebird whip Santo Santana into the ropes.
They hit Santo Santana with a double elbowsmash.
Freebird leaves the ring.
Adam Russell goes for a roundhouse kick, but Santo Santana blocks it.
Santo Santana hits a Northern Lights bomb on Adam Russell.
The crowd is starting to get behind Santo Santana.
Santo Santana whips Adam Russell into the ropes, but Adam Russell reverses it.
Adam Russell misses with an elbow.
Adam Russell hits Santo Santana with a backdrop.
Adam Russell tags out to Freebird.
Brad Hunter enters the ring and lays out Adam Russell.
Santo Santana and Brad Hunter whip Freebird into the ropes.
They hit Freebird with a double fist to the midsection.
Brad Hunter leaves the ring.
Santo Santana hits an inverted power bomb on Freebird.
Santo Santana runs into the ropes.
Freebird hits Santo Santana with a backdrop.
Adam Russell enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Adam Russell goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Santo Santana blocks it.
Adam Russell rolls out of the ring.
Santo Santana hits a backbreaker on Freebird.
Brad Hunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Santo Santana and Brad Hunter whip Freebird into the ropes.
They hit Freebird with a double kick to the midsection.
Brad Hunter leaves the ring.
Santo Santana goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Freebird counters it with
a facerake.
Freebird whips Santo Santana into the ropes.
Freebird goes for a jumping DDT, but Santo Santana throws him off.
Brad Hunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Adam Russell enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Brad Hunter takes Freebird down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Santo Santana hits Freebird with a crucifix.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brad Hunter leaves the ring.
Santo Santana executes a double arm DDT on Freebird.
Santo Santana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Santo Santana goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Freebird counters it with
a facerake.
Freebird goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Santo Santana blocks it.
Santo Santana nails Freebird with a jack-knife power bomb.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Santo Santana hits Freebird with a backbreaker.
The crowd is really behind Santo Santana.
Santo Santana whips Freebird into the ropes.
Freebird misses with a shoulderblock.
Freebird goes for a clothesline, but Santo Santana ducks out of the way.
Santo Santana places Freebird on the turnbuckle.
Santo Santana executes a superplex on Freebird.
Santo Santana has the crowd going wild.
Santo Santana takes Freebird down with a running power bomb.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Santo Santana takes Freebird down with a clothesline.
Santo Santana uses an Aztecan suplex on Freebird.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Santo Santana puts Freebird in a bearhug.
Freebird reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Santo Santana tags out to Brad Hunter.
Adam Russell enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Brad Hunter and Santo Santana whip Freebird into the ropes.
They hit Freebird with a double elbowsmash.
Santo Santana nails Freebird with a backbreaker.
Brad Hunter places Freebird on the turnbuckle.
Brad Hunter hits a top-rope power bomb on Freebird.
Santo Santana leaves the ring.
Brad Hunter hits a brain buster on Freebird.
The crowd is cheering on Brad Hunter.
Brad Hunter executes the Ride of A Lifetime on Freebird.
Brad Hunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brad Hunter goes for the pin.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going crazy.

The winners are Brad Hunter and Santo Santana. Time of match: 0:06:51




A rock remix of “Guantanamera” begins blaring over the PA.
Pedro, dressed a cheap grey polyester suit, a white shirt, a black tie and 
an LMB Piratas de Campache baseball cap steps out through the entryway, 
carrying the previously seen mysterious gold lamp.
His sport coat has only two sleeves, although it is obvious where his fake 
third arm has been tucked in.
Pedro is met with scattered applause.
Pedro carefully places the lamp in the ring, then climbs through the ropes.
Pedro’s music fades to silence as the house lights dim.
A single spotlight is shone on Pedro.
Mysterious Arabian Nights-inspired music plays as Pedro picks up the lamp, 
rubs it, and the ring begins to fill with magic smoke.

Ann #1: What the hell is going on here?

Oddly enough, the smoke seems to come from the ringposts and the obvious 
trap door rather than the lamp - although it can be assumed that, if the 
lamp was ever opened, the smoke would escape, draining all the power of 
whoever was affiliated with it. Regardless, once the ring is completely 
filled with smoke the houselights slowly fade up. When the smoke clears, a 
six-foot-eight, near five-hundred pound man, with every visible part of his 
body covered in blue paint, is standing beside Pedro. The man is dressed in 
a turban, an undersized open red vest, a broad red belt, baggy white pants 
and red shoes that curl at the toes. Pedro nods in his direction, and he 
removes his turban, revealing a long ponytail, then starts bouncing from 
foot to foot out of sheer intensity.

Ann #1: Again, I have to ask, what the hell is going on here?
Ann #2: That’s the alleged genie we saw in Cap’n Plundah’s last promo, but 
what’s he doing HERE?
Ann #1: I have a horrible feeling that we’re going to find out.

Pedro: Hola! Me llamo PEDRO!

(The crowd isn’t sure how to react, although they seem pleased at the return 
of Pedro’s long-forgotten catchphrase.)

Pedro: Senors y senoritas, allow me to introduce to nos el next grande 
thing, me client, (Pedro gestures toward the man, who is making intense 
faces and bouncing from foot to foot) EL GRANDE JABOO!

Ann #2: El Grande Jaboo? What kind of name is El Grande Jaboo?
Ann #1: I think that’s just a Pedro-ism. Why would a genie have a fake 
Spanish name?
Ann #2: Why would a seven-foot-five Argentinian man portray a Mexican 
midget?
Ann #1: Good point. But still, for the sake of our non Spanish-speaking fans 
- which is just about all of them, consiidering we have, over the past few 
years, systematically offended and alienated EVERY Spanish-speaking person 
who could possibly have been watching - I think it would be easier to refer 
to him as The Big Jaboo.
Ann #2: Easier, but no better.

Pedro: EL GRANDE JABOO be going to destroy ALL wrestlers in el SFWL! EL 
GRANDE JABOO be el next grande thing in el SFWL, and it be all ME idea to 
bring EL GRANDE JABOO to el federation! (The Big Jaboo jiggles his gut) EL 
GRANDE JABOO be an ancient spirit of limitless power, but it be ME idea, ALL 
me idea, to make EL GRANDE JABOO into el professional wrestler! It take el 
greatest managerial mind ever, el mind del PEDRO, to bring EL GRANDE JABOO 
to the SFWL, and now EL GRANDE JABOO be going to take OVER! When me first 
saw EL GRANDE JABOO emerge from el magic lamp that nos found on el pirate 
treasure adventure, me KNEW that he be going to RULE el SFWL, and with PEDRO 
as el agent, there be NOTHING that can stop EL GRANDE JABOO! (The Big Jaboo 
starts bouncing from foot to foot again) And now he be HERE, right here in 
el SFWL, me client, el next grande thing, EL GRANDE JABOO! There be NO-ONE 
in el SFWL as powerful as EL GRANDE JABOO! There be NO-ONE in el SFWL as 
dangerous as EL GRANDE JABOO! There be NO-ONE in el SFWL whose name be as 
fun to say as EL GRANDE JABOO! And, with el magic genie powers and me as el 
agent EL GRANDE JABOO es going to be el next SFWL Heavyweight Champion del 
Mundo!

Ann #1: I am not exaggerating in the least when I say that this is the 
single stupidest thing ever. Not just in wrestling, not just in television, 
but EVER. There has never been anything this stupid since the dawn of time, 
and nothing will ever equal this in stupidity.

Pedro: And on el way to el championship, el next grande thing, EL GRANDE 
JABOO, be going to destroy EVERY other wrestler in el federation! In fact, 
EL GRANDE JABOO and me be out here to issue el challenge, right here, 
tonight! If there be ANYONE in el locker room - be they el rookie, el 
veteran, el badger, ANYONE - who be brave enough to face el next grande 
thing, EL GRANDE JABOO, all they need to do es speak up, and they will have 
el chance to fight EL GRANDE JABOO in his first match, at Sábado Extremo! If 
there be GRANDE JABOO anyone who have el GRANDE JABOO guts to GRANDE JABOO 
face EL GRANDE JABOO, all GRANDE JABOO they have GRANDE JABOO to do es 
GRANDE JABOO step up! GRANDE JABOO, GRANDE JABOO, GRANDE JABOO!

(The Big Jaboo grabs the microphone, which Pedro is still holding onto.)

The Big Jaboo: (snarling) Jaboo.

Pedro and The Big Jaboo step through the ropes and leave the ring area.
A small portion of the crowd is cheering for The Big Jaboo.
Most of them aren’t reacting in any way whatsoever, although there is silent 
acknowledgement of how cool his blue body-paint is.

Ann #1: This is it, folks. This is the end of professional wrestling.



Introducing first...
Weighing in at 210 lbs...

Dylan Pierce

His Opponent...
hailing from Williamstown, Mass...
Weighing in at 224 lbs...

The CW Champion!
Ash

Ash attacks Dylan Pierce before the bell.
Ash whips Dylan Pierce into the ropes.
Ash hits Dylan Pierce with a backdrop.
Ash gets a bow-and-arrow submission on Dylan Pierce.
Dylan Pierce tries to escape the hold.
Ash lets go after 14 seconds.
Ash takes Dylan Pierce down with a backspin DDT.
Ash acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Ash uses a sitdown faceslam on Dylan Pierce.
Ash flips the fans off.
Ash is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Ash takes Dylan Pierce down with a sitdown faceslam.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Ash.
Ash hits a double underhook piledriver on Dylan Pierce.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Ash.
Ash goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Dylan Pierce counters it with
a backdrop.
Dylan Pierce is going for the pin.
Adam Maddux counts: One, two, kickout.
Dylan Pierce nails Ash with a Cradle DDT.
Adam Maddux counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dylan Pierce executes a jawbreaker on Ash.
Dylan Pierce is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Dylan Pierce is going for the pin.
Adam Maddux counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dylan Pierce leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dylan Pierce takes Ash down with a rana.
Adam Maddux counts: One, two, kickout.
Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes.
Ash goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Dylan Pierce counters it with a punch.
Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dylan Pierce goes for a flying clothesline, but Ash ducks out of the way.
Ash runs into the ropes.
Dylan Pierce hits Ash with a backdrop.
Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes.
Ash executes a dropkick to the knee on Dylan Pierce.
Ash hits Dylan Pierce with a snap suplex.
Ash executes the Niagara Driver on Dylan Pierce.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Ash.
Ash hits Dylan Pierce with a tiger driver.
Adam Maddux counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ash flips the fans off.
The cheers for Ash are drowning out the boos.
Ash throws Dylan Pierce out of the ring.
Ash goes through the ropes.
Ash uses a roundhouse kick on Dylan Pierce.
Ash throws Dylan Pierce back into the ring.
Ash puts Dylan Pierce in a Canadian backbreaker.
Dylan Pierce is struggling to reach the ropes.
Dylan Pierce reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ash whips Dylan Pierce into the ropes.
Ash goes for a Soviet suplex, but Dylan Pierce blocks it.
Adam Maddux removes the chair from the ring.
Dylan Pierce leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dylan Pierce executes a jumping side kick on Ash.
Adam Maddux removes the chair from the ring.
Dylan Pierce hits Ash with a rana.
Adam Maddux counts: One, two, kickout.
Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes.
Ash hits Dylan Pierce with a shoulderblock.
Ash flips the fans off.
The cheers for Ash are drowning out the boos.
Ash gets a Canadian backbreaker on Dylan Pierce.
Dylan Pierce is struggling to reach the ropes.
Ash lets go after 20 seconds.
Ash hits a double underhook piledriver on Dylan Pierce.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Ash leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Ash sets up the chair.
Ash goes for the Liger Bomb, but Dylan Pierce counters it with a rana.
Adam Maddux counts: One, two, kickout.
Dylan Pierce whips Ash into the ropes.
Ash goes for a backspin DDT, but Dylan Pierce blocks it.
Dylan Pierce uses flying headscissors on Ash.
Dylan Pierce sets up the chair.
Dylan Pierce goes for a piledriver, but Ash blocks it.
Ash executes a cradle suplex on Dylan Pierce.
The crowd is wildly cheering Ash with only a few scattered boos audible.
Ash whips Dylan Pierce into the ropes.
Dylan Pierce hits Ash with a shoulderblock.
Dylan Pierce nails Ash with a flying legdrop.
Adam Maddux counts: One, two, kickout.
Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dylan Pierce goes for a flying clothesline, but Ash ducks out of the way.
Ash uses a sitdown faceslam on Dylan Pierce.
Ash locks Dylan Pierce in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Dylan Pierce reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ash runs into the ropes.
Dylan Pierce hits Ash with a clothesline.
Dylan Pierce throws Ash out of the ring.
Dylan Pierce jumps onto him with a plancha.
Dylan Pierce reenters the ring.
Ash follows him back in.
Dylan Pierce takes Ash down with a Frankensteiner.
Adam Maddux counts: One, shoulder up.
Dylan Pierce whips Ash into the turnbuckle.
Dylan Pierce runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Dylan Pierce goes for a bulldog, but Ash throws him off.
Ash catches Dylan Pierce in a Canadian backbreaker.
Dylan Pierce reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Ash executes the Last Step on Dylan Pierce.
Dylan Pierce is inching his way towards the ropes.
Dylan Pierce is writhing in pain.
Adam Maddux checks Dylan Pierce's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Dylan Pierce fights his way out of the hold after 45 seconds.
Dylan Pierce goes for a dragon screw, but Ash counters it with
an enzuigiri to the face.
Ash goes for a tiger driver, but Dylan Pierce blocks it.
Dylan Pierce uses a Cradle DDT on Ash.
Adam Maddux counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dylan Pierce whips Ash into the ropes, but Ash reverses it.
Ash misses with a shoulderblock.
Dylan Pierce hits Ash with a shoulderblock.
Dylan Pierce executes a kneelift on Ash.
Dylan Pierce whips Ash into the ropes.
Ash hits a high knee on Dylan Pierce.
Ash throws Dylan Pierce out of the ring.
Ash goes through the ropes.
Ash knocks Dylan Pierce into the ringpost.
Ash doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Ash sets up a table.
Ash sets up Dylan Pierce on the table.
Ash tries to drive Dylan Pierce through the table with a cradle suplex, but he
blocks it.
Dylan Pierce goes for a Frankensteiner, but Ash counters it with a power bomb.
Ash doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Ash goes for the Liger Bomb, but Dylan Pierce blocks it.
Dylan Pierce whips Ash into the guardrail.
Dylan Pierce nails Ash with a jumping clothesline.
Dylan Pierce is handed the ring bell.
Dylan Pierce takes a swing at Ash with the ring bell, but he
gets out of the way.
Ash snatches the ring bell from him.
Ash hits him with the ring bell.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Ash nails Dylan Pierce with a high knee.
Ash whips Dylan Pierce into the guardrail.
Ash goes for the Liger Bomb, but Dylan Pierce blocks it.
Dylan Pierce whips Ash into the guardrail.
Dylan Pierce uses a jawbreaker on Ash.
Dylan Pierce sets up Ash on the table.
Dylan Pierce executes a moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Dylan Pierce seemingly enjoys the boos.
Dylan Pierce sets up a table.
Dylan Pierce whips Ash into the guardrail.
Dylan Pierce goes for a clothesline, but Ash counters it with a crucifix.
Ash hits a tiger driver on Dylan Pierce.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dylan Pierce takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Dylan Pierce executes a flying clothesline on Ash.
Dylan Pierce whips Ash into the guardrail.
Dylan Pierce hits Ash with a jumping clothesline.
Dylan Pierce sets up Ash on the table.
Dylan Pierce tries to drive Ash through the table with a flying senton, but he
moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Ash throws Dylan Pierce back into the ring.
Adam Maddux removes the chair from the ring.
Ash executes the Last Step on Dylan Pierce.
Dylan Pierce tries to fight the pain.
Dylan Pierce submits after 12 seconds.
The boos are resurfacing again.

The winner is Ash. Time of match: 0:11:48

Introducing first...
Hailing from Knoxville, TN...
Weighing in at 240 lbs...

Sabre

His Opponent...
From London, England...
Weighing in at 211 lbs...

The IC Champion!
Sunder Ryan

They lock up.
Sunder Ryan hits Sabre with a monkey flip.
Sunder Ryan is going for the pin.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Sunder Ryan uses an enzuigiri to the face on Sabre.
Sunder Ryan goes for the Ace Crusher, but Sabre blocks it.
Sabre whips Sunder Ryan into the ropes, but Sunder Ryan reverses it.
Sunder Ryan uses a monkey flip on Sabre.
Sunder Ryan points to a fan.
Sunder Ryan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sunder Ryan gets an airplane spin on Sabre.
Sabre is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sabre tries to fight the pain.
Sunder Ryan lets go after 20 seconds.
Sunder Ryan hits a snap mare on Sabre.
Sunder Ryan hits split-legged moonsault on Sabre.
The crowd is cheering on Sunder Ryan.
Sunder Ryan takes Sabre down with a flip.
Sunder Ryan runs into the ropes.
Sabre misses with an elbow.
Sunder Ryan misses with an elbow.
Sabre hits Sunder Ryan with a kick.
Sabre executes a double underhook suplex on Sunder Ryan.
Sabre takes Sunder Ryan down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sabre mocks the crowd.
The crowd is booing Sabre.
Sabre whips Sunder Ryan into the ropes.
Sabre goes for a high knee, but Sunder Ryan side-steps and Sabre only hits air.
Sunder Ryan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sabre begs off.
Sunder Ryan uses a thrust kick to the head on Sabre.
The crowd is cheering on Sunder Ryan.
Sunder Ryan whips Sabre into the ropes.
Sunder Ryan and Sabre get hit with a double clothesline.
Sunder Ryan takes Sabre down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Sunder Ryan nails Sabre with a handspring moonsault.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Sabre begs off.
Sunder Ryan goes for split-legged moonsault, but Sabre gets his knees up.
Sabre mocks the crowd.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Sabre hits a kneebreaker on Sunder Ryan.
Sabre hits a high knee on Sunder Ryan.
Sabre goes for a figure-four leglock, but Sunder Ryan kicks him off.
Sunder Ryan chops Sabre.
Sunder Ryan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sabre kicks Sunder Ryan.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Sabre punches Sunder Ryan.
The crowd is booing Sabre.
Sunder Ryan kicks Sabre.
Sunder Ryan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sabre chops Sunder Ryan.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Sabre nails Sunder Ryan with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Sabre hits a Death Valley Driver on Sunder Ryan.
The crowd is booing Sabre.
Sabre takes Sunder Ryan down with a Russian legsweep.
Sabre mocks the crowd.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Sabre catches Sunder Ryan in a choke against the ropes.
Sunder Ryan tries to escape the hold.
Sunder Ryan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Sabre hits Sunder Ryan with a dragon screw.
Sabre executes an armbar takedown on Sunder Ryan.
Sabre hits Sunder Ryan with a Northern Lights suplex.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Sabre hits a Death Valley Driver on Sunder Ryan.
Sabre locks Sunder Ryan in a dragon sleeper.
Sunder Ryan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sabre runs into the ropes.
Sunder Ryan misses with a kick.
Sunder Ryan hits Sabre with an elbow.
Sunder Ryan runs into the ropes.
Sabre nails Sunder Ryan with an armbar takedown.
Sabre takes Sunder Ryan down with an elbowsmash.
Sabre is going for the pin.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sabre takes Sunder Ryan down with a high knee.
Sabre takes Sunder Ryan down with a knee to the back.
Sabre uses an elbowsmash on Sunder Ryan.
Sabre nails Sunder Ryan with a low blow.
Sabre goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Sunder Ryan counters it with
a facerake.
Sabre begs off.
Sunder Ryan goes for a ropeflip hiptoss, but Sabre blocks it.
Sabre punches Sunder Ryan.
Sabre further incites the crowd.
Sabre punches Sunder Ryan.
Sabre further incites the crowd.
Sabre takes Sunder Ryan down with a backdrop.
Sabre chops Sunder Ryan.
Sabre is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Sabre kicks Sunder Ryan.
Sabre further incites the crowd.
Sabre nails Sunder Ryan with a knee to the back.
Sabre goes for a snap suplex, but Sunder Ryan counters it with a vertical suplex
.
Sunder Ryan punches Sabre.
There are lots of chants for Sunder Ryan.
Sunder Ryan hits Sabre.
Sabre chops Sunder Ryan.
Sabre is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Sabre hits Sunder Ryan.
Sabre further incites the crowd.
Sabre hits Sunder Ryan with a double underhook suplex.
Sabre is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Sabre runs into the ropes.
Sunder Ryan nails Sabre with a bulldog.
Sunder Ryan whips Sabre into the turnbuckle, but Sabre reverses it.
Sabre runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Sabre goes for a piledriver, but Sunder Ryan counters it with a backdrop.
Sunder Ryan points to a fan.
There are lots of chants for Sunder Ryan.
Sunder Ryan executes a flying hip attack on Sabre.
Sunder Ryan points to a fan.
The crowd is really behind Sunder Ryan.
Sunder Ryan executes a dropkick to the face on Sabre.
Sunder Ryan goes for a flying hip attack, but Sabre counters it with a low blow.
Sabre nails Sunder Ryan with a dragon screw.
Sabre goes for a fisherman suplex, but Sunder Ryan blocks it.
Sunder Ryan nails Sabre with a flying hip attack.
Sunder Ryan takes Sabre down with a springboard somersault dropkick.
Sunder Ryan hits a springboard moonsault on Sabre.
Sean Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Sunder Ryan whips Sabre into the ropes.
Sunder Ryan hits Sabre with a kick.
Sunder Ryan goes for a ropeflip hiptoss, but Sabre blocks it.
Sabre throws Sunder Ryan out of the ring.
Sabre goes through the ropes.
Sabre knocks Sunder Ryan into the ringpost.
Sabre sets up a table.
Sabre hits Sunder Ryan with a knee to the back.
Sabre uses a backdrop on Sunder Ryan.
Sabre nails Sunder Ryan with a double underhook suplex.
Sabre hits Sunder Ryan with a backdrop.
Sabre knocks Sunder Ryan into the ringsteps.
Sabre executes a Northern Lights suplex on Sunder Ryan.
Sabre whips Sunder Ryan into the guardrail.
Sabre goes for a high knee, but Sunder Ryan side-steps and Sabre only hits air.
Sunder Ryan has the crowd going wild.
Sunder Ryan sets up Sabre on the table.
Sunder Ryan tries to drive Sabre through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it.
Sabre whips Sunder Ryan into the guardrail.
Sunder Ryan is busted wide open.
Sabre nails Sunder Ryan with a dropkick.
Sabre whips Sunder Ryan into the guardrail.
Sabre throws Sunder Ryan back into the ring.
The crowd is cheering on Sunder Ryan.
Sunder Ryan whips Sabre into the ropes.
Sunder Ryan and Sabre get hit with a double clothesline.

Brian Bowers emerges from the crowd.
He’s still wearing the knee brace from Extreme Saturday.
Brian Bowers grabs the Intercontinental title belt from the timekeeper.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Sunder Ryan hasn’t noticed Brian Bowers yet.

Ann #1: Bowers has the Intercontinental belt, and Sunder Ryan hasn’t even 
seen him yet!
Ann #2: This doesn’t bode well for Sunder Ryan or his Intercontinental 
championship!

Brian Bowers climbs up onto the ring apron.
Sunder Ryan executes a catapult into the turnbuckle on Sabre.
Brian Bowers levels Sabre with the Intercontinental title belt.

Ann #1: What the...why did he do that?! Brian Bowers just laid out Sabre!

Sunder Ryan sees Brian Bowers.

Ann #2: And Sunder Ryan saw it! Sunder Ryan going after Bowers!
Ann #1: He SHOULD be going for the pin! Bowers just knocked Sabre out!
Ann #2: Sunder Ryan doesn’t want to win the match that way!

Sunder Ryan rushes Brian Bowers.
Brian Bowers hits Sunder Ryan with the Intercontinental title belt.
Brian Bowers is being booed out of the building.
Brian Bowers steps through the ropes.
Brian Bowers throws Sunder Ryan onto Sabre.
(the referee) counts: One, two, three.

Ann #1: And Sunder Ryan retains the Intercontinental title, thanks to, of 
all people, Brian Bowers!

Brian Bowers hoists Sunder Ryan to his feet.

Ann #2: But Bowers isn’t done!

Brian Bowers lifts Sunder Ryan up into a vertical suplex.

Ann #1: Bowers setting Ryan up for...

Brian Bowers executes a stalling brainbuster on Sunder Ryan.

Ann #2: The stalling brainbuster! Bowers trying to inflict even MORE damage 
on Sunder Ryan’s already-injured neck!

The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Brian Bowers calls for a microphone.

Brian Bowers: Ryan, IF you make it to Summer Scream, you’re damn sure going 
to have that title with you! Otherwise...well, I came pretty damn close to 
winning the title the LAST time it was vacated, I shouldn’t have much 
difficulty THIS time!

Brian Bowers throws the microphone out of the ring.
Brian Bowers rolls Sunder Ryan over onto his stomach.
Brian Bowers takes off his knee brace.

Ann #1: Now what’s he doing!?

Brian Bowers snaps the brace onto his left knee.

Ann #2: Brian Bowers putting that brace on his good knee...

Brian Bowers sizes Sunder Ryan up.
Brian Bowers runs into the ropes.
Brian Bowers executes a kneedrop with the brace on the back of Sunder Ryan’s 
neck.
Security staff are restraining some fans from rushing the ring.

Ann #2: And he uses it to hit a kneedrop to the back of Sunder Ryan’s neck! 
Brian Bowers just used ALL his weight to drive his knee, with the brace on 
it, into Sunder Ryan’s neck!

Sunder Ryan is out cold.
Brian Bowers runs into the ropes.
Brian Bowers executes a kneedrop with the brace on the back of Sunder Ryan’s 
neck.

Ann #1: And he does it again!

Brian Bowers runs into the ropes.
Brian Bowers executes a kneedrop with the brace on the back of Sunder Ryan’s 
neck.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Ann #2: Bowers dropping knee after knee on Sunder Ryan!

Several referees and trainers rush the ring.
Brian Bowers runs into the ropes.
Brian Bowers executes a kneedrop with the brace on the back of Sunder Ryan’s 
neck.
Brian Bowers is being booed out of the building.

Ann #1: Brian Bowers fighting past the referees and training staff, and 
dropping ANOTHER knee on Sunder Ryan’s neck!

The referees and trainers cut Brian Bowers off.
They advance on him.
Brian Bowers puts his hands up in an “I’m backing off” gesture and backs 
into the corner.
Two trainers lift Sunder Ryan to his feet and escort him out of the ring.
The rest of the SFWL surround Brian Bowers, keeping him in the ring while 
Sunder Ryan is taken to the back.
Brian Bowers calmly takes off the knee brace and replaces it on his right 
leg, then leaves the ring, amid a chorus of boos and a rain of debris from 
the stands.

The winner is Sunder Ryan. Time of match: 0:10:20