The SFWL Logo, spinning. "Watershed" by the Foo-Fighters starts up. Steve Fella bailing Brian Bowers over the rope at Spring Thing. The Proffesional Michael Torment Exicuting the proffesional curtisy on Wayne Reid. Chris Steele exicuting the 24/7 from the top rope. Wayne Reid whipping Mike Torment into barbed wire. S Brian Bowers spitting blood at Chris Steele. John Falcon drop-kicking Michael Torment with bricks on his feet. Wolf exicuting the Devastater on Kamikaze. Robespierre standing in his French attire, looking very dignified. F Extreme Machine saluting Steve Fella. Dylan Pierce exicuting the Cardinal Sin on Bryce Smith. Sunder Ryan giving the sign for The Light on the top rope. Freebird standing in front of a rebel flag. Charlie Yin-Yang exictuting the Schizophrenic Drop. W Cap'n Plundah yelling "YAAR!". Paine exicuting the Fall From Grace on Kevin Cash. Jared Williams exicuting the Phi Beta Slamma. Shin Jun Rui. Mike Torment in the middle of the ring-crying. L Steve Fella holding the World Heavey Weight title. The SFWL Logo. Black. (The camera then goes to a shot of the screaming crowd in the []. There are a variety of fans-including overweight fans with pudge hanging out the bottom of their shirts, teen-agers with backward caps and sagging pants, and the classic ripped tee-shirt men with the mullet. F.T.J. Macky's voice comes over as the camera spins around.) T.J.: We're less then a week from Final Jeopardy, and things are shaping up to be a doosy. Ladies and gentleman, I'm F.T.J. Macky always alongside the esteemed "Man at Arms"-Kid Ramon! Kid: This is it, Brother. T.J.: You're right, Kid. This is the last chance for anyone to speak their piece, and I get the feeling we're going to see a lot of emotions running high tonight. Kid: Hey, you know what you're talking about, Baby. Not only do we have matches like Robespierre against Dylan Pierce, Sabre against Shin Mebadazz, and we all know they've got a hell of a past. T.J.: Yeah, you betcha. Shin had been setting up Sabre for quite a long time before Spring Thing. Sabre came out on top THEN, but I don't know about now... Kid: And what about The SIE in the building tonight? They're facing off against their respective opponents of Charlie Yin-Yang and Kamikaze. Those two have got one hell of a violent streak. T.J.: It wouldn't surprise me if the SIE make a big impression soon. I just get the feeling they're waiting on something. Kid: No doubt, Brother. T.J.: Kevin Cash facing up against Cap'n Plundah tonight. I've got to say, I'm a little surprised to see Cash "lowering himself" to that level. Kid: Well, he does have a high opinion of himself. Plundah was a strange oponent for him. T.J.: Plundah is a strange oponent for anyone. Kid: T.J., you know what this all leads up to, though. T.J.: You're right, Kid. A six way tag match! Steve Fella, John Falcon, and Chris Steele are facing up against Brian Bowers, Michael Torment, and Paine! Kid: That's going to be a hell of a match if I've ever seen one. T.J.: Tensions ought to be running at a maximum there. All six of these men have been clashing hard against at least one of their advisaries. Kid: I just want to see Bowers. T.J.: Well, you're going to have to wait for that. Right now, we've got Freebird and Adam Russel of ALL people making their tag-team debut. Kid: Man, they sure pulled a fast one. They were in it together all along? T.J.: I guess Freebird just enjoys a good beating now and then? Kid: Well, Russel gave him quite a few of those. T.J.: They're about ready to go. (OOC: I need the intro information for Adam Russel, The Jumping Beans, and the team of Russel and Freebird. Thank you) They lock up. Freebird goes for a pumphandle slam, but Cinco Chavez Calor blocks it. Cinco Chavez Calor hits a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Freebird. Cinco Chavez Calor hits Freebird with a series of punches. Cinco Chavez Calor hits Freebird with a low blow. Kid: Wow, that was too fast tonight. I didn't want to see any of those until later. Cinco Chavez Calor goes for a rana, but Freebird counters it with a power bomb. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. A small "Freebird" chant is being started. T.J.: Freebird with a quick move, and the crowd is starting to get behind him. Freebird whips Cinco Chavez Calor into the ropes. Freebird misses with a clothesline. Freebird executes a cobra clutch suplex on Cinco Chavez Calor. Freebird whips Cinco Chavez Calor into the ropes, but Cinco Chavez Calor reverses it. Freebird hits Cinco Chavez Calor with a kick. Freebird claps his hands. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Freebird tags out to Adam Russell. Kid: Maybe that was bad timing on that tag? Adam Russell uses a spin kick on Cinco Chavez Calor. Adam Russell chops Cinco Chavez Calor. Adam Russell is starting to get under the crowd's skin. T.J.: It's funny to see one member of a team on the crowds good side, and the other on the bad. Adam Russell chops Cinco Chavez Calor. Quite a few boos are audible. Adam Russell kicks Cinco Chavez Calor. Quite a few boos are audible. Adam Russell nails Cinco Chavez Calor with a spinning heel kick. Adam Russell runs into the ropes. Adam Russell hits Cinco Chavez Calor with a clothesline. Cinco Chavez Calor falls out of the ring. Adam Russell jumps onto him with a shooting star press. Kid: Wow! That was perfect for that situation! Adam Russell is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Adam Russell knocks Cinco Chavez Calor into the ringpost. Adam Russell whips Cinco Chavez Calor into the guardrail. Freebird comes over to make it two-on-one. Freebird executes an enzuigiri to the face on Cinco Chavez Calor. Adam Russell executes a cobra clutch suplex on Cinco Chavez Calor. T.J.: Good double team moves there, although I'm sure it was called-for. Pedro comes over and lays out Freebird. Pedro executes a butt-bump on Adam Russell. Kid: Pedro to save the day! Cinco Chavez Calor goes for a rolling reverse cradle into a bridge, but Adam Russell counters it with an elbowsmash. Adam Russell whips Cinco Chavez Calor into the guardrail. Adam Russell throws Cinco Chavez Calor back into the ring. Adam Russell brings the table into the ring. Cinco Chavez Calor tags out to Pedro. Cinco Chavez Calor hits a dropkick from the second rope on Adam Russell. Kid: Cinco hitting Russel when he wasn't looking. Pedro puts Adam Russell in an octopus hold. Adam Russell is valiantly trying to break the hold. Adam Russell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Freebird enters the ring and lays out Cinco Chavez Calor. Freebird leaves the ring. Adam Russell executes a Northern Lights bomb on Pedro. Quite a few boos are audible. Adam Russell tags out to Freebird. T.J.: Good move by Russel. The timing on that tag could almost be no better. Freebird and Adam Russell whip Pedro into the ropes. They hit Pedro with a double clothesline. Adam Russell leaves the ring. Freebird goes for a headbutt to the midsection, but Pedro counters it with a kick to the head. Pedro goes for an Indian deathlock, but Freebird blocks it. Freebird takes Pedro down with an Asai moonsault. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Freebird runs into the ropes. Freebird goes for an Asai moonsault, but Pedro side-steps and Freebird only hits air. T.J.: Freebird going for the Asia Moonsault again, but Pedro was ready this time. Pedro puts Freebird in Triple Claw. Kid: It's the triple claw! T.J.: I wonder how much more it hurts with three arms. Freebird is valiantly trying to break the hold. Freebird reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Kid: Freebird was lucky to get out of that move so fast. Could have been the end, brother. Pedro uses a moonsault into an armdrag on Freebird. Pedro leaves the ring. He returns with a frying pan. Pedro takes a swing at Freebird with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. Freebird snatches the frying pan from him. T.J.: Now it's the Birds turn! Freebird takes a swing at Pedro with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. Pedro snatches the frying pan from him. Pedro hits him with the frying pan. Kid: Pedro showing some quick reflexes. Pedro goes for a wristlock, but Freebird counters it with a punch. Freebird goes for a jumping DDT, but Pedro counters it with a small package. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: That was almost it for the Freebird and Russel. Pedro goes for an octopus hold, but Freebird blocks it. Pedro begs off. Freebird goes for a Samoan Drop, but Pedro counters it with a crucifix. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Pedro kicks Freebird. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Pedro kicks Freebird. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Pedro. Pedro goes for an octopus hold, but Freebird blocks it. Freebird throws Pedro out of the ring. Freebird goes through the ropes. Freebird grabs a chair. Freebird sets up the chair. Freebird goes for a DDT, but Pedro counters it with a low blow. Pedro reenters the ring. Freebird follows him back in. Kid: Pedro really dominating this match right now. I don't know if I've ever seen him in such good form. Pedro gets a standing wristlock on Freebird. Freebird is struggling to reach the ropes. Freebird is inching his way towards the ropes. Freebird reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Pedro gets Triple Claw on Freebird. T.J.: Triple Claw again! Freebird is struggling to reach the ropes. Freebird reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Pedro executes the Hot Tamale on Freebird. Kid: Hot Tamale! Freebird is just getting killed out there, and this might be all! Freebird is valiantly trying to break the hold. Freebird is struggling to reach the ropes. Freebird tries to escape the hold. T.J.: Freebird is in trouble. Freebird is writhing in pain. Danny Davis checks Freebird's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Kid: He's still in it. Freebird fights his way out of the hold after 33 seconds. Freebird uses a cobra clutch suplex on Pedro. The crowd is cheering on Freebird. Freebird takes Pedro down with an inverted DDT. Pedro begs off. T.J.: A big move after that Tamale hold. Freebird executes a jack-knife power bomb on Pedro. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Pedro begs off. Freebird uses an inverted power bomb on Pedro. Kid: Pedro's back has got to be hurting. The crowd is cheering on Freebird. Freebird nails Pedro with a flying senton. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Adam Russell enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Freebird and Adam Russell hit Pedro with a double belly-to-back suplex. T.J.: Wow! Did you see the impact on that. Kid: Of course I did! I'm sitting right here, FRANK. Freebird and Adam Russell whip Pedro into the ropes. They attempt to hit Pedro with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Pedro hits them with a double clothesline. The crowd erupts. T.J.: Pedro is still too much! Adam Russell leaves the ring. Pedro takes Freebird down with a springboard armdrag. Pedro catches Freebird in an Indian deathlock. Freebird reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Pedro catches Freebird in a wristlock. Freebird reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Kid: Perdo really going for those submission moves. Pedro hits Freebird with a hammerlock. Freebird executes a low Blow. A small "Freebird" chant is being started. He goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: Perdro writhed his way out of that pin. Freebird hits Pedro with a DDT. Freebird executes the Brickyard Blues on Pedro. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Kid: Brickyard Blues! Freebird got him! Freebird goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: Pedro kicked out! Freebird tags out to Adam Russell. Adam Russell executes the Absolutly Smashing on Pedro. T.J.: wow! That's it, I think! I don't think Pedro can handle two of those. Adam Russell goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Quite a few boos are audible. The winners are Freebird and Adam Russell. Time of match: 0:08:14 T.J.: That's it for our first match, Kid. Freebird and Russel pulling out their first victory as a tag-team, and althought it was surprisingly difficult, it still works. Kid: Freebird and Russel are pulling some people's legs. No doubt about it. (The camera picks up on John Falcon's locker room. Falcon is frantically pacing back and forth) Falcon: How many times do I have to tell you? I mean c'mon. Dammit look at me! (The camera pans over to see Mike Torment. He is sitting on a stool, leaning on a locker in a drunken haze) Falcon: Mike, you were once on the top of the industry. Now, you are nothing more than a joke. A loser. I mean, I know the last couple of months have been brutal on all of us, but you've got to pick up the pieces man. Mike you lost to the Beans. Pedro? You tapped out to Pedro. You realize you're off the pay per view? Snap out of it man. (Torment takes a drink from his brown paper bag and slinks onto the floor. John Falcon shakes his head. The door behind him opens and SFWL road agent Tirok Siban enters the room) Siban: John, you've got a call. Falcon: Can it wait? Siban: I don't think so. Pick it up on 2. (Falcon walks over to the phoneand picks it up) Falcon: This is John Falcon.....no, who is this.....it is?.....why?.....ok.....are you serious?.....ok.....that's fine with me......ok, I'll be on the lookout for you on Sunday.....goodbye. (Falcon hangs up the phone) Falcon: Hmmm.....I'll see that when I believe it. (Cut back to ringside) T.J.: Who called John Falcon? That doesn't make any sense! Kid: Well, I think we'll probably know on Sunday, T.J. T.J.: I HOPE we do. This sounds like it's going to be big news. Kid: Hey, brother, we've got Cash against Plundah coming up. T.J.: This should be interesting, Kid. These two are really not very much alike. Kid: Hey, I wonder if the Cap'n will Plundah his Cash? T.J.: That was just a terrible joke, Kid. (OOC: I need the intro information for Cap'n Plundah, please.) They lock up. Cap'n Plundah chops Kevin Cash. The crowd is starting to get behind Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash punches Cap'n Plundah. Quite a few boos are audible. Cap'n Plundah hits Kevin Cash. The crowd is starting to get behind Cap'n Plundah. Cap'n Plundah hits Kevin Cash. Kevin Cash chops Cap'n Plundah. Quite a few boos are audible. Kid: You can see the anti-polar attitude of the crowd towards these two. Cap'n Plundah punches Kevin Cash. Kevin Cash chops Cap'n Plundah. Cap'n Plundah hits Kevin Cash. Cap'n Plundah whips Kevin Cash into the turnbuckle. Kevin Cash comes back and rocks Cap'n Plundah with a kick to the midsection. T.J.: Cash took him to the floor with that kick! Kevin Cash takes Cap'n Plundah down with Air Sabu. Kid: Can't complain about that move either. Kevin Cash hits a spinning elbowdrop on Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash sets up Cap'n Plundah on the top rope. Kid: What's going on here... Kevin Cash hits Cap'n Plundah with a Frankensteiner from the top rope. Kid: That was! Cash taking out Plundah there. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kevin Cash takes Cap'n Plundah down with the Doctor Bomb. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Kevin Cash hits a flying somersault neckbreaker on Cap'n Plundah. Quite a few boos are audible. Kevin Cash tosses fake money to the crowd. Quite a few boos are audible. T.J.: I don't know...I happen to find that funny. Kevin Cash runs into the ropes. Kevin Cash uses a back heel kick on Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash whips Cap'n Plundah into the ropes. Cap'n Plundah hits a rana on Kevin Cash. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: Plundah coming back. Cap'n Plundah hits an enzuigiri on Kevin Cash. Cap'n Plundah runs into the ropes. Sexxy Hoe trips Cap'n Plundah. Cap'n Plundah hits Kevin Cash with a piledriver. Cap'n Plundah is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Cap'n Plundah locks Kevin Cash in a figure-four sleeper. Kevin Cash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Cap'n Plundah puts Kevin Cash in a hangman. Kevin Cash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Cap'n Plundah goes for a short lariat, but Kevin Cash counters it with a hiptoss. Kevin Cash puts Cap'n Plundah in the STF. T.J.: Cash getting the Cap'n in that submission move. Cap'n Plundah is struggling to reach the ropes. Cap'n Plundah is valiantly trying to break the hold. Cap'n Plundah reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Kevin Cash takes Cap'n Plundah down with an Arabian Facebuster. Kevin Cash is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Kevin Cash hits Cap'n Plundah with a running somersault legdrop. A fan at ringside badmouths Kevin Cash. Kid: Cash not making many fans here tonight. T.J.: I don't know if he really cares about that. Kevin Cash runs into the ropes. Cap'n Plundah hits Kevin Cash with a clothesline. Cap'n Plundah hits a rolling kick on Kevin Cash. Cap'n Plundah hits Kevin Cash. Cap'n Plundah kicks Kevin Cash. Cap'n Plundah has the crowd going wild. Kevin Cash punches Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash chops Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash nails Cap'n Plundah with a series of kicks to the head. Kevin Cash whips Cap'n Plundah into the ropes. Kevin Cash hits Cap'n Plundah with the Sky High. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: Almost got him! Kevin Cash executes the Cash Money Hoe Down on Cap'n Plundah. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. T.J.: Almost got him again with the Hoe Down! Kevin Cash executes a corkscrew elbowdrop on Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Cap'n Plundah blocks it. Cap'n Plundah hits a rana on Kevin Cash. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Cap'n Plundah punches Kevin Cash. Cap'n Plundah chops Kevin Cash. Kevin Cash punches Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash kicks Cap'n Plundah. Numerous fans are using Kevin Cash for target practice. Kevin Cash punches Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash is being booed out of the building. Cap'n Plundah punches Kevin Cash. The crowd is behind Cap'n Plundah all the way. T.J.:The crowd is really backing Plundah! Kevin Cash kicks Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash chops Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash is being booed out of the building. Kevin Cash whips Cap'n Plundah into the ropes, but Cap'n Plundah reverses it. Cap'n Plundah hits Kevin Cash with a clothesline. Cap'n Plundah hits Kevin Cash with a back heel kick. Cap'n Plundah locks Kevin Cash in a hangman. Kevin Cash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Cap'n Plundah goes for an enzuigiri, but Kevin Cash ducks out of the way. Kevin Cash takes Cap'n Plundah down with a low blow. Kevin Cash hits Cap'n Plundah with a flying somersault neckbreaker. Kid: Wow! That was something else, brother. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Kevin Cash throws Cap'n Plundah out of the ring. Kevin Cash goes through the ropes. Kevin Cash gives him an Arabian Facebuster, but Cap'n Plundah only stares at him. Cap'n Plundah goes for the Davy Jones' Lock, but Kevin Cash blocks it. T.J.: That was almost very bad for Cash. Cap'n Plundah sets up a table. Cap'n Plundah tries a fallaway slam, but Kevin Cash doesn't budge. Kid: Cash too much weight for the Cap'n. Cap'n Plundah whips Kevin Cash into the guardrail. Cap'n Plundah knocks Kevin Cash into the ringsteps. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Cap'n Plundah sets up Kevin Cash on the table. Cap'n Plundah executes a flying bulldog through the table. The table didn't break. T.J.: I'm sure that was good for the head! Kid: And the brain. Sexxy Hoe comes from behind and distracts Cap'n Plundah. Kevin Cash is handed a frying pan. Kevin Cash hits him with the frying pan. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. T.J.: A frying pan could turn this match around. Kevin Cash hits Cap'n Plundah with a running somersault legdrop. Kevin Cash hits him with the frying pan. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. Kid: Yeah, that frying pan is a good choice for a weapon. But where did it come from? Kevin Cash whips Cap'n Plundah into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kevin Cash nails Cap'n Plundah with a kick to the groin. Kevin Cash whips Cap'n Plundah into the guardrail. Kevin Cash throws Cap'n Plundah back into the ring. Kevin Cash hits Cap'n Plundah with a flying side kick. Kevin Cash executes the Cash Money Hoe Down on Cap'n Plundah. T.J.: Another Hoe Down! Plundah's in trouble! Tim White counts: One, two, three. Cap'n Plundah complains about a fast count. Kevin Cash is being booed out of the building. The winner is Kevin Cash. Time of match: 0:07:10 Kid: Kevin Cash pulling off quite a victory here. Plundah is tougher then he looks. T.J.: Well, he did what he could tonight. Cash is maybe too much of a veteran for him. Kid: Speaking of veterans, our next match has got two of the best. Saint Des and Kamikaze. T.J.: Both of these guys have been around. They know what they're doing. (OOC: I need the intro information for both Kamikaze and Saint Des, please.) They lock up. Kamikaze hits a fisherman suplex on Saint Des. Tim White counts: One, shoulder up. Kamikaze shows off to the crowd. Kamikaze is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kamikaze goes for a frog splash, but Saint Des rolls out of the way. T.J.: The Saint pulling out quickly, and luckily for him. Saint Des is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Saint Des is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Saint Des hits a split legged moonsault on Kamikaze. Saint Des is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Saint Des uses a Samoan Drop on Kamikaze. Saint Des uses an armbar takedown on Kamikaze. Kid: Des really taking Kamikaze to the floor now. Saint Des catches Kamikaze in a camel clutch. Kamikaze is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kamikaze is struggling to reach the ropes. Saint Des lets go after 11 seconds. Kid: maybe that wasn't the best idea. Kamikaze isn't a man to play with. Saint Des takes Kamikaze down with a Russian legsweep. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Saint Des. Saint Des goes for a DDT, but Kamikaze blocks it. Kamikaze nails Saint Des with a legsweep. Kamikaze uses a spin kick on Saint Des. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kamikaze. Kamikaze executes a corkscrew tombstone on Saint Des. Kamikaze shows off to the crowd. Kamikaze is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. T.J.: Neither of these guys have much of a standing in the crowd. Some like them, and others don't. Kamikaze throws Saint Des out of the ring. Kamikaze jumps onto him with a springboard plancha. Kid: Classic Kamikaze move there! Kamikaze executes the Dead Issue on Saint Des on the concrete floor. Kamikaze is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Saint Des is out cold. T.J.: Des taking that hit hard! Two in a row hurt badly. Kamikaze is handed a keyboard. Kamikaze hits him with the keyboard. Kamikaze knocks Saint Des into the ringpost. Kamikaze goes for the Falcon Arrow, but Saint Des counters it with a German suplex. Kid: I can't believe Des had enough to counter that. Saint Des executes a series of punches on Kamikaze. Saint Des whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Saint Des hits a piledriver on Kamikaze. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kamikaze takes Saint Des down with the Falcon Arrow. Kamikaze whips Saint Des into the guardrail. Kamikaze knocks Saint Des into the ringpost. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kamikaze. Saint Des nails Kamikaze with a clothesline. T.J.: These two are just tearing at each other out there. They're brawling inside the ring area. Saint Des uses the Running Forearm Smash on Kamikaze. Saint Des gives the crowd the "SIE 4-L" sign. Saint Des is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kid: The crowd just not sure what side to take on Des. I'm a little surprised. Saint Des sets up a table. Saint Des whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Saint Des goes for a piledriver, but Kamikaze blocks it. Kamikaze throws Saint Des back into the ring. Kamikaze hits Saint Des with the Thunder Fire Powerbomb. Tim White counts: One, kickout. Kamikaze runs into the ropes. Saint Des hits Kamikaze with a shoulderblock. Saint Des runs into the ropes. Kamikaze misses with a kick. Kamikaze and Saint Des get hit with a double clothesline. T.J.: Taking each other out there! Kamikaze gets up first. Kamikaze executes a corkscrew tombstone on Saint Des. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kamikaze. Kamikaze leaves the ring. He returns with a frying pan. Kamikaze hits him with the frying pan. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kamikaze. Kamikaze takes Saint Des down with the Vandaminator. Kid: Vandaminator! T.J.: Hey, you got it right that time! A portion of the crowd is cheering Kamikaze. Kamikaze goes for the Thunder Fire Powerbomb, but Saint Des blocks it. Saint Des executes a DDT on Kamikaze. Saint Des nails Kamikaze with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Saint Des runs into the ropes. Saint Des hits Kamikaze with a shoulderblock. Saint Des takes Kamikaze down with a DDT. Saint Des acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Saint Des leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Saint Des sets up the chair. Saint Des hits Kamikaze with a spinebuster slam onto the chair. Kid: Wow! that'll make a man want to retire. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Saint Des takes Kamikaze down with a Russian legsweep. Saint Des executes the Sainturnal Damnation 2002 on Kamikaze. T.J.: Damnation! Kamikaze is out! Saint Des goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kid: I can't believe he actually kicked out of that! Saint Des picks up Kamikaze. Saint Des sets up Kamikaze on the turnbuckle. Saint Des tosses Kamikaze onto the table outside. The table is broken in half. T.J.: Oh my god! Kamikaze just went from the top-rope into that table! He landed on his back again! Saint Des jumps onto Kamikaze with a frog splash. Kid: Des taking him out with that too! These two are really not taking much care of their bodies! Saint Des tosses Kamikaze back into the ring. Kamikaze is out cold. Saint Des executes the Sainturnal Damnation 2002 on Kamikaze. Saint Des is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Saint Des goes for the pin. Kid: I don't think Kamikaze is getting up this time. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Saint Des seemingly enjoys the boos. The winner is Saint Des. Time of match: 0:07:10 T.J.: A violent end to that match. Kid: Kamikaze is hurting now. T.J.: Well, I hope he's alright. It'd be a shame if the greatest cruiserweight of all time were to get hurt. Kid: Des just anihilated him there at the end. We were right when we said the SIE members have a violent streak. T.J.: Well, speaking of the SIE, we've got Wolf next facing up against Charlie Yin-Yang. This ought to be REALLY good, Kid. Kid: I think we're about to see one of the most violent matches in SFWL history. T.J.: Well, Yin-Yang is getting a shot at the Extreme Title...Both of him, I mean... Kid: Don't even try, FRANK. (OOC: I need the intro information for both Wolf and Charlie Yin-Yang, please.) They lock up. Wolf goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Charlie Yin-yang counters it with a backdrop. Charlie Yin-yang throws Wolf out of the ring. Charlie Yin-yang goes through the ropes. Kid: To the outside we go! Charlie Yin-yang knocks Wolf into the ringsteps. Charlie Yin-yang is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Charlie Yin-yang goes for a jumping DDT, but Wolf counters it with a backdrop. Wolf executes a DDT on Charlie Yin-yang. T.J.: Wolf taking Yin-Yang down hard to the concrete. Wolf whips Charlie Yin-yang into the guardrail. Wolf is handed a fire extinguisher. Wolf nails Charlie Yin-Yang with the fire extinguisher. Wolf spits on his opponent. Kid: A hard shot, and some spit to boot. Wolf throws the fire extinguisher at Charlie Yin-Yang. Wolf is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Wolf knocks Charlie Yin-yang into the ringsteps. A portion of the crowd is cheering Wolf. Wolf uses an elbowsmash on Charlie Yin-yang. Wolf picks up the ringsteps. JTG comes from behind, but Charlie Yin-yang nails JTG. Wolf hits Charlie Yin-Yang with the ringsteps in the head. T.J.: Oh my! Wolf got him while he was dealing with John the Giant! Wolf sets up a table. Wolf sets up Charlie Yin-Yang on the table. T.J.: What now?! Wolf hits the Devastator on Charlie Yin-Yang through the table. The table is broken in half. Kid: Yin-Yang is being decimated! Charlie Yin-Yang seemingly enjoys the pain. T.J.: But look at him! He doesn't even seem to notice! Wolf whips Charlie Yin-yang into the guardrail. Wolf is starting to get more cheers than boos. Wolf takes Charlie Yin-yang down with a backspin DDT into shards of the table. Charlie Yin-Yang is busted wide open. Kid: Look at him! The table cut his head open! Wolf grabs a chair. Wolf hits Charlie Yin-Yang with the chair. T.J.: Wolf's going crazy out there on Yin-Yang! Wolf sets up the chair. Wolf drives Charlie Yin-Yang into the table with a bulldog. Kid: This is terrible. Yin-Yang is taking the beating of his life. Wolf looks very pissed off. Charlie Yin-Yang is laughing. Wolf kicks Charlie Yin-Yang. Wolf takes Charlie Yin-yang down with a backspin DDT. Wolf executes the Devastator on Charlie Yin-yang on the concrete floor. T.J.: Another Devastator. Charlie Yin-Yang is out cold, finally. Wolf is starting to get more boo's than cheers. Wolf grabs a table. Wolf throws the chair onto Charlie Yin-Yang. Wolf grabs the table and sets it up. Wolf sets up Charlie Yin-yang on the table. Wolf climbs into the ring and onto the turnbuckle. Kid: Oh my...This is not going to be goo! Wolf executes a frog splash through the table. The table is broken in half. T.J.: I can't believe this! Wolf is completely destroying Charlie Yin-Yang. Wolf is starting to get under the crowds skin. Charlie Yin-Yang is laughing again. Kid: But look at him! He doesn't care! Wolf grabs Charlie Yin-Yang and throws him back into the ring. Wolf hits Charlie Yin-yang with a low blow. Wolf gives him an inverted DDT, but Charlie Yin-yang only stares at him. Wolf hits a double arm DDT on Charlie Yin-yang. Wolf seemingly enjoys the boos. T.J.: This is crazy. Yin-Yang is crazy. Wolf goes for a backspin DDT, but Charlie Yin-yang blocks it. Charlie Yin-yang nails Wolf with a springboard dropkick. The crowd is starting to get behind Charlie Yin-Yang. Kid: I can't believe he had the stregth to do that! Charlie Yin-yang whips Wolf into the turnbuckle. Charlie Yin-yang charges into the corner, but Wolf moves out of the way. Wolf executes a superkick on Charlie Yin-yang. Wolf executes the Devastator on Charlie Yin-yang. Wolf goes for the pin. T.J.: Devastator might FINALLY be it, but I don't know... James Beard counts: One, two, thr...Shoulder up. Kid: Yin-Yang kicked out! The crowd is starting to get behind Charlie Yin-Yang. Wolf leaves the ring and returns with a chair and a hammer. Kid: A hammer! Wolf sets up the table, but Charlie Yin-Yang hits him with a reverse DDT into the chair. Charlie Yin-yang hits Wolf with a kick. Charlie Yin-yang insults the crowd. A portion of the crowd is cheering Charlie Yin-yang. T.J.: I think they still enjoy this display of reserve. Charlie Yin-yang is bleeding all over the place. Charlie Yin-yang goes for a ropeflip moonsault, but Wolf rolls out of the way. Wolf seemingly enjoys the boos. Wolf grabs the hammer. Wolf looks very angry. Wolf hits Charlie Yin-yang in the back with the hammer. Charlie Yin-yang just stands there. Wolf hits Charlie Yin-yang with the hammer again. Kid: I can't believe he's doing this! Charlie Yin-yang falls to his knee. Wolf hits Charlie Yin-yang two more times. Charlie Yin-yang falls over. Wolf begins beating on Charlie Yin-yang with the hammer. The crowd is booing Wolf out of the building. T.J.: This is uncalled for! Kid: what, are you kidding?! Look at Yin-Yang! Charlie Yin-yang stands up. Wolf looks very angry. Wolf swings at Charlie Yin-yang with the hammer, but Charlie Yin-yang grabs it from him. Wolf begs off, but Charlie Yin-yang hits him anyway. Charlie Yin-yang is beating on Wolf with the hammer. Kid: This is living up to what we said it would be, Kid. Charlie Yin-yang throws Wolf out of the ring and onto the broken table. Wolf is now bleeding on his back. Charlie Yin-yang leaps onto Wolf with a body press. Charlie Yin-yang picks up Wolf, but Wolf throws Charlie Yin-yang onto the guardrail. Wolf begins to walk to the back. T.J.: Wolf is leaving! He can't do that! Kid: I think he's going to anyway! Wolf makes it to the top of the ramp before Yin-yang reaches him. Charlie Yin-yang punches wolf. the crowd is cheering Charlie Yin-yang on. Charlie Yin-yang hits a face buster on Wolf into the ramp. T.J.: That's not good for the complexion! Wolf is busted wide open on his face. Charlie Yin-yang insults the crowd, but they don't care. Wolf gets up. Kid: And now Wolf is getting up too! Wolf spits on Charlie Yin-yang. Wolf throws Charlie Yin-yang off of the ramp and into some equipment below. T.J.: Ok, it's time to call this match off! Wolf walks back to the ring. Charlie Yin-yang stumbles out of the bottom of the ramp and back. Charlie Yin-yang climbs back into the ring. Wolf hits Charlie Yin-yang with the Devastator. T.J.: That's GOT to be all! Wolf goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: This is amazing, brother. Yin-yang is amazing me right now. Wolf hits a low blow on Charlie Yin-yang. Wolf is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Wolf goes for the Devastator, but Charlie Yin-yang blocks it. Charlie Yin-yang executes the Schizophrenic Drop on Wolf. T.J.: It's the drop! The Schizophrenic Drop! James Beard counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is cheering Charlie Yin-yang. The winner is Charlie Yin-yang. Time of match: 0:08:48 Kid: I can't believe what just happened...Those two just destroyed each other! T.J.: I can't believe Yin-yang STILL won! Wolf really just tore through him, but it just didn't matter...Any other competitor would have been beaten, I think. Kid: Well, I think our next match will less about violence, and more about finese. T.J.: No kidding, Kid. Robespierre is not much of a hard-core wrestler, although he DID get a shot once. Kid: Yeah, and neither is Pierce, really. T.J.: These two have quite a rocky past. Pierce just won't let Robespiere alone, and Robespierre won't let Pierce alone either. Kid: Yeah, NOW. T.J.: Well, this all spans from both men wanting Sunder Ryan's head. Tonight though, niether one's going to get it. They're just going to have to settle for each other. (OOC: I need the intro information for both Robespierre and Pierce, please.) They lock up. Dylan Pierce whips Robespierre into the ropes. Dylan Pierce hits a thrust kick to the head on Robespierre. Dylan Pierce is eliciting a large amount of boo's. Dylan Pierce throws Robespierre out of the ring. Dylan Pierce goes through the ropes. Dylan Pierce sets up a table. T.J.: Pierce setting the table up, but he doesn't look bent on using it yet. They're brawling inside the ring area. Dylan Pierce goes for a spinning thrust kick, but Robespierre blocks it. Robespierre executes the The Guillotine on Dylan Pierce on the concrete floor. Quite a few boos are audible. Dylan Pierce is out cold. Kid: The Guillotine knocking Pierce right out! A fan at ringside badmouths Robespierre. Robespierre whips Dylan Pierce into the guardrail. Robespierre throws Dylan Pierce back into the ring. Robespierre hits Dylan Pierce with a bodyslam. Robespierre goes for a back heel kick, but Dylan Pierce blocks it. Dylan Pierce goes for a jumping DDT, but Robespierre counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. T.J.: These two are both quick fighters. Robespierre chops Dylan Pierce. The crowd is booing Robespierre. Robespierre chops Dylan Pierce. The crowd is booing Robespierre. Robespierre uses a DDT on Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce sits up. A wave of boo's goes through the crowd. T.J.: Not a pleasing match for the crowd. Kid: Unless you consider the fact that they like watching two bad guys beating the hell out of each other. Robespierre whips Dylan Pierce into the turnbuckle. Robespierre takes Dylan Pierce down with a rabbit punch. Robespierre runs into the ropes. Dylan Pierce uses a thrust kick to the head on Robespierre. Kid: The engine is still not starting for Robespierre. Dylan Pierce takes Robespierre down with a superkick. Dylan Pierce goes for a spear, but Robespierre counters it with a kneelift. Robespierre hits a piledriver on Dylan Pierce. Robespierre whips Dylan Pierce into the turnbuckle. Robespierre chops Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce hits Robespierre. Dylan Pierce executes a bridging back suplex on Robespierre. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: Peirce still making it impossible for Robespierre to get an offensive. Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes. Dylan Pierce misses with a kick. Robespierre misses with a clothesline. Dylan Pierce hits Robespierre with a shoulderblock. Dylan Pierce is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: But Robespierre still has too much left. Dylan Pierce executes neck-scissors on Robespierre. There are lots of chants for Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce places Robespierre on the turnbuckle. Dylan Pierce hits a top-rope Splash Mountain on Robespierre. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: The fact that he got up from that is amazing to me. Dylan Pierce places Robespierre on the turnbuckle. Dylan Pierce nails Robespierre with a reverse top rope Frankensteiner. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Kid: My god, Robespierre just won't stay down! Dylan Pierce chops Robespierre. Dylan Pierce kicks Robespierre. Dylan Pierce hits Robespierre. Dylan Pierce goes for a bridging back suplex, but Robespierre counters it with a headlock takedown. In turn, Dylan Pierce counters it with a throw-off. Dylan Pierce executes a spinning thrust kick on Robespierre. T.J.: wow, Pierce is just on right now. Dylan Pierce executes a superkick on Robespierre. Dylan Pierce uses a spear on Robespierre. Dylan Pierce is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Dylan Pierce uses a sitdown faceslam on Robespierre. Dylan Pierce takes Robespierre down with a Frankensteiner. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dylan Pierce executes the Cardinal Sin on Robespierre. Kid: Cardinal Sin! This might finally be it! Dylan Pierce goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. T.J.: Wow! Robespierre is suprising me! Dylan Pierce goes for flying headscissors, but Robespierre throws him off. Robespierre nails Dylan Pierce with an armbar takedown. Robespierre executes a neck snap on Dylan Pierce. A fan at ringside badmouths Robespierre. Robespierre hits a DDT on Dylan Pierce. A fan at ringside badmouths Robespierre. Robespierre is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: now Pierce almost got pinned as well. Robespierre whips Dylan Pierce into the turnbuckle, but Dylan Pierce reverses it. Dylan Pierce leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Dylan Pierce uses a Frankensteiner on Robespierre. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. T.J.: But I'm telling you, Pierce is just too on. As much as I hate to admit it, he's really good. Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes. Robespierre takes Dylan Pierce down with a superkick. Robespierre is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Robespierre nails Dylan Pierce with an armbar takedown. Robespierre goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Dylan Pierce blocks it. Dylan Pierce hits Robespierre with a spear. Kid: I think you may be right, Kid. Dylan Pierce goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Robespierre counters it with a backdrop. Robespierre charges into the corner. Robespierre executes the The Guillotine on Dylan Pierce. Kid: Wait a minute! Robespierre just put him in the Guillotine! Dylan Pierce is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dylan Pierce tries to escape the hold. Dylan Pierce is inching his way towards the ropes. Dylan Pierce summons one last burst of energy. Earl Hebner asks Dylan Pierce if he's still there. Dylan Pierce nods. T.J.: Pierce is writhing in pain out there. I think Robespierre just may have pulled a victory here. Dylan Pierce is inching his way towards the ropes. Dylan Pierce tries to fight the pain. Dylan Pierce summons one last burst of energy. Earl Hebner checks Dylan Pierce's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up! Kid: Pierce is still in it. Man, I can't believe he got out of that! Dylan Pierce gets out of the hold after 45 seconds. T.J.: Yeah, but that hold had to drain him. Dylan Pierce dropkicks Robespierre. Sunder Ryan appears at the top of the ramp with a mic. Kid: Uh oh...Look who's here, T.J. the crowd pops in some sections. Sunder Ryan holds the micropone to his mouth and speaks. Ryan: Hey Pierce! I've got a little message for you! Dylan Pierce looks over. Robespierre looks over as well. Sunder Ryan holds up the microphone as if to speak. Sunder Ryan: Well, it's...It's just that... He pauses. Kid: What? What, already?! Suddenly, he charges the ring. T.J.: He's coming up there! Kid: The man has finally snapped, brother! Sunder Ryan runs into the ring amongst a cheering crowd. Sunder Ryan lays out Dylan Pierce. T.J.: He layed Pierce out! Robespierre comes over to hit Ryan, but Ryan lays him out as well. Robespierre falls out of the ring. The crowd is going wild. Kid: He took both men out, T.J.! Earl Hebner calls for the bell. The match is a no contest. Sunder Ryan picks up Dylan Pierce and sets him up on the turnbuckle. Sunder Ryan runs over to the other side and grabs a chair. Sunde Ryan sets up the chair in the ring. T.J.: Oh my god, what the hell is he doing?! Kid: He's taking too long, that's what he's doing! Sunder Ryan runs to the chair. Sunder Ryan springs off the chair and into the ropes. Sunder Ryan runs up the ropes. Sunder Ryan ropeflips onto Dylan Pierce and exicutes a Top-rope Frankensteiner into the chair. T.J.: That was...I...What... Kid: Don't try to explain it, T.j.! Sunder Ryan climbs back up the turnbuckle and gives the sign for the light. The crowd is going wild. Sunder Ryan exicutes the Light on Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce rolls out of the ring. T.J.: My god! Ryan just utilized some of the most athletic moves I've ever seen! Dylan Pierce limps to the back yelling at Ryan and pointing. Sunder Ryan yells back at him. The crowd is still going nuts. Robespierre runs into the ring and lays out Sunder Ryan. Kid: Hey, it's Robespierre! Ryan completely forgot about him! Robespierre picks up Sunder Ryan and exicutes the Guillotine on him. Sunder Ryan is writhing in pain. The crowd is tossing debri into the ring. T.J.: The bastard is going to tear him in two out there! Sunder Ryan is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sunder Ryan passes out. Robespierre lets go, and begins to kick him. Dylan Pierce is laughing. Robespierre points to him. Dylan Pierce shakes his head and holds out his hands. Kid: Pierce wants nothing to do with Robespierre right now. Dylan Pierce backs out to the back. Robespierre kicks Sunder Ryan one more time, and leaves the ring. T.J.: Sunder Ryan got some revenge on Pierce, but takes a heaping hold from Robespierre! Kid: I think that both Ryan and Pierce had better watch their backs at Final Jeopardy! (The scene cuts to the back.) Wayne Reid is sitting on a chair in the Shin Jun Rui locker room eating a Babey Ruth. A musical noise can begin to be heard coming down the hallway outside. Wayne Reid looks confused. Reid- What the hell is that, I wonder? The music is getting louder. Wayne Reid gets up and opens the door. Outside, a band is marching and playing marching music. Reid- What are you doing here?! The band continues to play at high spirits. Suddenly, Extreme Machine comes from out of the midst and waves to Wayne. EM: Come on, Wayne, step alongside the Extreme Machine Marching band! Extreme Machine is marching in time with the band. Wayne Reid looks pissed. EM: What's wrong, Wayne? Even something as pure as a marching band can't make you feel happy? The claws of injustice are wrapped just so tight around you? Wayne Reid jumps Extreme Machine. Wayne Reid throws Extreme Machine into the wall. The band disperses, dismayed by the attack, but some keep on playing. Wayne Reid slams Extreme Machine against the floor and begins kicking him. Wayne Reid picks up Extreme Machine and picks him up. Wayne Reid exicutes a pile driver on Extreme Machine. Extreme Machine is out cold. Wayne Reid looks pissed. Wayne Reid looks up. An overweight bass-drummer in the band is baffled at Reid. Reid- The hell are you looking at, fatty? Wayne Reid punches a hole through the mans drum. The man runs off, crying. Extreme Machine is out cold on the ground. (Cut back to ringside) T.J.: Extreme Machine again making a plea to Reid, but no good! Kid: I think maybe the Machine was just joking with him, T.J. Wayne Reid is a maniac! T.J.: Maniac or not, he evidently doesn't like the Extreme Machine! Kid: That match at Final Jeopardy ought to be good one, brother. T.J.: Next we've got the Extreme champion, Sabre, facing off against his former advisary Shin Mebadazz. Kid: Shin hasn't been around much lately, has he? T.J.: I think he took a trip to Mexico, didn't he? (OOC: I need the intro information for Shin Mebadazz, please.) They lock up. Shin Mebadazz punches Sabre. Quite a few boos are audible. Shin Mebadazz hits Sabre. Shin Mebadazz executes a kick to the thigh on Sabre. Shin Mebadazz chops Sabre. Shin Mebadazz kicks Sabre. Shin Mebadazz is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Sabre hits Shin Mebadazz. The crowd is starting to get behind Sabre. Sabre chops Shin Mebadazz. The crowd is starting to get behind Sabre. Sabre hits a Russian legsweep on Shin Mebadazz. The crowd is cheering on Sabre. Kid: A long standing brawl at first, but now we're getting down to business. Sabre hits Shin Mebadazz with a piledriver. Sabre puts Shin Mebadazz in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Shin Mebadazz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Shin Mebadazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sabre mocks the crowd. There are lots of chants for Sabre. T.J.: Sabre is surprisingly a crowd favorite considering. Sabre executes an armbar takedown on Shin Mebadazz. Sabre nails Shin Mebadazz with a low blow. Sabre whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. Sabre hits Shin Mebadazz with a backdrop. Shin Mebadazz falls out of the ring. Sabre goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sabre knocks Shin Mebadazz into the ringsteps. Sabre uses a mounted punch on Shin Mebadazz. Kid: Sabre isn't giving Shin much a chance right now. Trance comes from behind and distracts Sabre. Shin Mebadazz whips Sabre into the guardrail. Shin Mebadazz knocks Sabre into the ringsteps. Shin Mebadazz knocks Sabre into the ringsteps. Shin Mebadazz sets up a table. Shin Mebadazz whips Sabre into the guardrail. Shin Mebadazz knocks Sabre into the ringsteps. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Shin Mebadazz uses a superkick on Sabre. Shin Mebadazz sets up Sabre on the table. T.J.: That table about to come to use! Shin Mebadazz executes a legdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Kid: But the table stayed up! The crowd is booing Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Shin Mebadazz hits a kick to the midsection on Sabre. Trance comes from behind and distracts Sabre. Shin Mebadazz whips Sabre into the guardrail. Shin Mebadazz is handed a baseball bat. Shin Mebadazz hits him with the baseball bat. The crowd is booing Shin Mebadazz. T.J.: Now Shin is really tearing into Sabre. These two are very well matched up. Shin Mebadazz is handed a frying pan. Shin Mebadazz hits him with the frying pan. Shin Mebadazz whips Sabre into the guardrail. A fan at ringside badmouths Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz nails Sabre with a kick to the midsection. Shin Mebadazz whips Sabre into the guardrail. Trance comes from behind, but Sabre nails Trance. Shin Mebadazz takes Sabre down with a kick to the thigh. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kid: This is getting violent out there. Shin Mebadazz knocks Sabre into the ringsteps. Shin Mebadazz further incites the crowd. Shin Mebadazz whips Sabre into the guardrail. Shin Mebadazz is handed a keyboard. Shin Mebadazz hits him with the keyboard. Shin Mebadazz is being booed like there is no tomorrow. T.J.: Sabre can't get going out there. They're brawling inside the ring area. Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd. Shin Mebadazz further incites the crowd. Shin Mebadazz whips Sabre into the guardrail. Trance comes from behind, but Sabre nails Trance. Shin Mebadazz hits him with the keyboard. Shin Mebadazz further incites the crowd. Shin Mebadazz sets up Sabre on the table. Shin Mebadazz executes a backdrop driver through the table. The table didn't break. Kid: My god! Shin is going to break Sabre in two! Shin Mebadazz whips Sabre into the guardrail. Shin Mebadazz takes Sabre down with a backdrop driver. Shin Mebadazz sets up Sabre on the table. Shin Mebadazz tries to drive Sabre through the table with a backdrop driver, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. There are lots of chants for Sabre. T.J.: That might be exactly what Sabre needed. Sabre reenters the ring. Shin Mebadazz follows him back in. Shin Mebadazz brings the table into the ring. Shin Mebadazz executes the Dark Morning Driver on Sabre. Kid: That's got to hurt! Sabre may be out! Shin Mebadazz further incites the crowd. Shin Mebadazz goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Shin Mebadazz takes Sabre down with a roundhouse kick. Sabre begs off. Sabre executes a low blow. The crowd is really behind Sabre. T.J.: I guess that begging was just a ploy. He goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Sabre locks Shin Mebadazz in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Shin Mebadazz breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Shin Mebadazz nails Sabre with a dropkick to the knee. Shin Mebadazz sets up Sabre on the table. Shin Mebadazz executes a legdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Shin Mebadazz climbs to the top turnbuckle. Kid: I think he's got a plan here. Shin Mebadazz jumps onto Sabre with a flying elbow drop. The table is broken in half. T.J.: Sabre went right through the table! Shin Mebadazz whips Sabre into the ropes. Sabre takes Shin Mebadazz down with an armbar takedown. Sabre has the crowd going wild. Sabre mocks the crowd. Sabre has the crowd going wild. Sabre executes the Ex-Caliber. Sabre has the crowd going wild. Sabre is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... T.J.: In the ropes, and that was oh so close! Sabre executes the Ex-Caliber on Shin Mebadazz. Kid: Another one! There are lots of chants for Sabre. Sabre goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... T.J.: Sabre needs to get Shin away from the ropes! Sabre executes the Ex-Caliber on Shin Mebadazz. Kid: A third one! Sabre goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The chants for Sabre are deafening. The winner is Sabre. Time of match: 0:09:18 T.J.: That was one hell of a match! It took three excaliburs to beat Shin there! Kid: Those two always pull out a good match. T.J.: Well, I think we've got a good match coming up! The six man tag-match! Kid: This match should be nothing short of amazing. (OOC: I need the intro information for Brian Bowers, Steve Fella, and John Falcon, please.) They lock up. Kid: It's the champ and Bowers already. These can't even wait until Final Jeopardy. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with an Asai moonsault. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Steve Fella raises his arms and shouts. A small "Steve Fella" chant is being started. Steve Fella whips Brian Bowers into the ropes. Brian Bowers goes for a short lariat, but Steve Fella counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Steve Fella attempts to place Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Steve Fella punches Brian Bowers. The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella punches Brian Bowers. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers. T.J.: Fella pulling a couple of jabs on Bowers. Steve Fella goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers catches Steve Fella in a full nelson. Steve Fella is struggling to reach the ropes. Kid: Fella's in trouble early. That hold will drain you. Steve Fella tries to escape the hold. Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 31 seconds. T.J.: Wow, that took him a long time, Kid. Fella doesn't look so good right now. Brian Bowers nails Steve Fella with an armbreaker. Brian Bowers nails Steve Fella with an armbar takedown. Brian Bowers tags out to Paine. T.J.: Maybe not a smart move by Bowers. He had the advantage. Paine nails Steve Fella with a belly-to-back suplex. Paine hits a bodyslam on Steve Fella. Paine throws Steve Fella out of the ring. Kid: I don't know...Paine has the advantage too! Paine jumps onto him with a flying axhandle. Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. T.J.: That's a big move for a big man. 325 pounds coming down on you hurts. Brian Bowers comes over to make it two-on-one. John Falcon comes over and lays out Brian Bowers. Kid: Falcon with the save! Brian Bowers puts John Falcon in a full nelson. Paine hits John Falcon with a flying lariat. T.J.: But they're double teaming him! Brian Bowers grabs a chair. Brian Bowers sets up the chair. Brian Bowers goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but John Falcon counters it with a bulldog. The crowd goes wild. Kid: The kid is really making a showing, brother! John Falcon whips Brian Bowers into the guardrail. John Falcon reenters the ring. Brian Bowers follows him back in. Meanwhile, Paine is stomping on Steve Fella. T.J.: Fella is still having some trouble on the outside. John Falcon whips Brian Bowers into the ropes, but Brian Bowers reverses it. Steve Fella takes Paine down with a leg-lock takedown. Kid: Fella taking out Paine! John Falcon hits Brian Bowers with a shoulderblock. Steve Fella enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Steve Fella nails Brian Bowers with a backdrop driver. Steve Fella is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Paine enters the ring and throws Steve Fella out of the ring. T.J.: But Paine taking it to the outside again! Kid: Yeah, who are the legal men again? Brian Bowers and Paine whip John Falcon into the ropes. They attempt to hit John Falcon with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. The crowd is going wild. Paine rolls out of the ring. John Falcon goes for a dragon sleeper, but Brian Bowers counters it with a facerake. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Brian Bowers tags out to Paine. Brian Bowers nails John Falcon with a short lariat. Steve Fella nails Brian Bowers with a backdrop driver. T.J.: Fella's back in! Brian Bowers leaves the ring. Steve Fella catches Brian Bowers in a dragon sleeper. Kid: Fella won't let him leave! Brian Bowers breaks the hold after 10 seconds. Brian Bowers hits a knifehand chop on Steve Fella. Paine and Brian Bowers whip Steve Fella into the ropes. They hit Steve Fella with a double clothesline. T.J.: God, but Fella is still in trouble. He needs to get out of there. Paine and Brian Bowers whip Steve Fella into the ropes. They hit Steve Fella with a double fist to the midsection. Brian Bowers leaves the ring. Kid: Yeah, but the damage was done. Paine hits Steve Fella with a bodyslam. Paine uses a fisherman buster on Steve Fella. Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Paine tags out to Michael Torment. Michael Torment whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Michael Torment misses with a clothesline. Steve Fella hits Michael Torment with a kick. Steve Fella runs into the ropes. Steve Fella takes Michael Torment down with a Vader attack. The crowd is really behind Steve Fella. T.J.: There it is! Fella' back! Steve Fella tags out to John Falcon. Kid: No, Falcon is back. John Falcon uses a flying somersault dropkick on Michael Torment. The crowd is going wild. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Steve Fella leaves the ring. John Falcon throws Michael Torment out of the ring. John Falcon goes through the ropes. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Brian Bowers comes over and lays out Steve Fella. T.J.: What's going on here?! This is mayham! Meanwhile, Paine comes over and punches Chris Steele. Brian Bowers is being booed out of the building. Michael Torment goes for a back suplex, but John Falcon blocks it. Steve Fella sets up the chair. Steve Fella goes for a brain buster, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Michael Torment is handed a road sign. Michael Torment hits John Falcon with the road sign. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Michael Torment executes a kneedrop on John Falcon. Paine takes Chris Steele down with a DDT. The crowd erupts into a wave boo's. Michael Torment goes for a powerbomb, but John Falcon counters it with a frankensteiner. Kid: I think the referee needs to get on the job here! The crowd is cheering on John Falcon. John Falcon sets up a table. John Falcon sets up Michael Torment on the table. John Falcon executes a reverse flying elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. T.J.: That table is still withstanding the weight! Kid: Yeah, and it looks like James Beard has finally seperated the other four. John Falcon is getting a good reaction from the crowd. John Falcon whips Michael Torment into the guardrail. John Falcon takes Michael Torment down with flying headscissors. John Falcon whips Michael Torment into the guardrail. John Falcon throws Michael Torment back into the ring. John Falcon brings the table into the ring. John Falcon kicks Michael Torment. The crowd is cheering on John Falcon. John Falcon punches Michael Torment. The crowd is cheering on John Falcon. John Falcon hits Michael Torment with a flying somersault dropkick. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: Falcon almost beating his brother there! John Falcon goes for a flying somersault bodyblock, but Michael Torment side-steps and John Falcon only hits air. Michael Torment hits John Falcon with an armdrag takedown. Steve Fella comes over to make it two-on-one. Brian Bowers comes over and lays out Steve Fella. Brian Bowers goes for a short lariat, but John Falcon blocks it. Kid: Not again! Steve Fella goes for a dragon suplex, but Brian Bowers counters it with a reverse cradle. Brian Bowers sets up Steve Fella on the table. Brian Bowers tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with a Northern Lights bomb, but he blocks it. Steve Fella whips Brian Bowers into the guardrail. Steve Fella is handed the Singapore Cane by Chris Steele. Steve Fella hits him with the Singapore Cane. There are lots of chants for Steve Fella. T.J.: Against anyone else, I'd say that was cheap! Steve Fella goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers throws Steve Fella back into the ring. Brian Bowers brings the table into the ring. Brian Bowers gives the sign for the No More Apologies. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Steve Fella. T.J.: No more appologies! But I thought Torment and Falcon were the legal men! Kid: I guess not anymore, brother! Steve Fella is valiantly trying to break the hold. Steve Fella is inching his way towards the ropes. Steve Fella is writhing in pain. James Beard asks Steve Fella if he should stop the fight. Steve Fella shakes his head. Kid: Fella's still in this! Steve Fella summons one last burst of energy. James Beard checks Steve Fella's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Steve Fella fights his way out of the hold after 30 seconds. T.J.: The arm stayed up! Fella got out! Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella has the crowd going wild. Kid: WHERE did that come from?! Steve Fella goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: But Bowers got out as well! Steve Fella executes a Vader attack on Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers begs off. Steve Fella takes Brian Bowers down with a handspring moonsault. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Steve Fella goes for a stun gun, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with an inverted DDT. Brian Bowers catches Steve Fella in a guillotine choke. Brian Bowers lets go after 12 seconds. t.J.: Bowers showing some mercy there...Or maybe he just thinks it's funny? Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a fisherman suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Brian Bowers goes for an inverted DDT, but Steve Fella blocks it. Brian Bowers begs off. Steve Fella hits a kick to the midsection on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Brian Bowers. The crowd is giving Steve Fella a standing ovation. T.J.: ANOTHER Redemption! Bowers is out! Steve Fella goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kid: Oh, he got in the ropes. Steve Fella takes Brian Bowers down with a spear. Steve Fella uses a dragon suplex on Brian Bowers. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. T.J.: Fella is really ripping Bowers here. Kate Elliot tries to interfere, but K8E prevents her from doing so. Steve Fella goes for a stun gun, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers uses a low blow on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers chops Steve Fella. Brian Bowers chops Steve Fella. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Steve Fella kicks Brian Bowers. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Steve Fella. Brian Bowers chops Steve Fella. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Kid: This crowd is so negative against Bowers. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Brian Bowers sets up Steve Fella on the table. Brian Bowers tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with a power bomb, but he blocks it. Steve Fella uses a double underhook backbreaker on Brian Bowers. The crowd is giving Steve Fella a standing ovation. Steve Fella tags out to John Falcon. T.J.: Thus far, Steele hasn't seen any legal action yet. Steve Fella hits a double underhook backbreaker on Brian Bowers. The crowd is going into a frenzy. John Falcon goes for a flying senton, but Kate Elliot shoves him off the turnbuckle. Kid: Come on, now. Let the man fight, brother. There are lots of chants for John Falcon. Steve Fella leaves the ring. Brian Bowers catches John Falcon in the STF. John Falcon is valiantly trying to break the hold. John Falcon is struggling to reach the ropes. John Falcon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on John Falcon. T.J.: It's the No More Apologies again! John Falcon is struggling to reach the ropes. John Falcon is valiantly trying to break the hold. John Falcon tries to fight the pain. John Falcon is barely hanging in there. James Beard checks John Falcon's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! John Falcon fights his way out of the hold after 39 seconds. Kid: Falcon's got a lot of guts, brother. I don't think I could have gotten out. Brian Bowers nails him with an elbow to the throat. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. John Falcon goes for a handspring blind tope, but Brian Bowers side-steps and John Falcon only hits air. T.J.: A smart move by Bowers. Brian Bowers goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but John Falcon counters it with an elbowsmash. John Falcon executes a flying somersault neckbreaker on Brian Bowers. The chants for John Falcon are deafening. Brian Bowers begs off. John Falcon executes Falcon's Crest on Brian Bowers. The crowd is behind John Falcon all the way. Kid: That's a hell of a move! John Falcon throws Brian Bowers out of the ring. John Falcon goes for twisting shooting star press, but Brian Bowers moves out of the way. John Falcon is out cold. T.J.: This is not good. Brian Bowers whips John Falcon into the guardrail. Michael Torment comes over to make it two-on-one. Michael Torment hits a dropkick on John Falcon. Brian Bowers catches John Falcon in a double chickenwing submission. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brian Bowers and Michael Torment hit John Falcon with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Kid: I don't know how much more Falcon can stand of this. Brian Bowers is handed the steel chair. Brian Bowers hits him with the steel chair. Brian Bowers whips John Falcon into the guardrail. Brian Bowers hits him with the steel chair. T.J.: Two chair shots! Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. Brian Bowers sets up John Falcon on the table. Brian Bowers tries to drive John Falcon through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Kid: Falcon's still in it. John Falcon whips Brian Bowers into the guardrail. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele uses a thrust kick to the head on Brian Bowers. John Falcon hits a flying senton on Brian Bowers. John Falcon goes for the Falcon Dive, but Brian Bowers blocks it. John Falcon whips Brian Bowers into the guardrail. John Falcon knocks Brian Bowers into the ringsteps. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. John Falcon and Chris Steele hit Brian Bowers with a double top-rope DDT. T.J.: Both men took him down! It probably had to take both men! John Falcon grabs a chair. John Falcon takes a running start and springs off the chair. John Falcon uses a flying clothesline on Brian Bowers. Kid: Falcon really pulling out all he can. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Michael Torment comes over and lays out Chris Steele. Brian Bowers knocks John Falcon into the ringpost. Brian Bowers is handed a frying pan. Brian Bowers hits him with the frying pan. Brian Bowers hits him with the frying pan. A few fans are trying to get a shot in. T.j.: Falcon is taking massive damage here. Brian Bowers hits a Northern Lights suplex on John Falcon. Brian Bowers is handed the steel chair. Brian Bowers takes a swing at John Falcon with the steel chair, but he gets out of the way. John Falcon snatches the steel chair from him. John Falcon hits him with the steel chair. The crowd is behind John Falcon all the way. Kid: Falcon got the chair and hit him! John Falcon whips Brian Bowers into the guardrail. John Falcon executes a flying senton on Brian Bowers. John Falcon sets up Brian Bowers on the table. John Falcon executes a frog splash through the table. The table didn't break. The crowd is behind John Falcon all the way. John Falcon gives him a flying fistdrop, but Brian Bowers doesn't even care. Brian Bowers executes a brain buster on John Falcon. Kid: But it's still not enough... Brian Bowers knocks John Falcon into the ringsteps. Michael Torment comes over to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele comes over and lays out Michael Torment. Chris Steele has the crowd going wild. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Michael Torment comes over and lays out Chris Steele. Michael Torment is being booed like there is no tomorrow. T.J.: This isn't even a real match anymore! Michael Torment executes a double-arm DDT on John Falcon. Brian Bowers uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on John Falcon. Brian Bowers reenters the ring. John Falcon follows him back in. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on John Falcon. Kid: No More Apologies again! I just don't think Falcon has it in him... John Falcon is valiantly trying to break the hold. John Falcon is writhing in pain. John Falcon submits after 7 seconds. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winners are Paine, Michael Torment and Brian Bowers. Time of match: 0:18:27 T.J.: Falcon couldn't do it! But look at this! All the men in the ring begin to brawl. It's hard to tell what's going on. T.J.: This was a brawl before the bell! I don't think these guys are going to stop after it! Kid: What's going on in there?! All I can see is arms and legs flying around! Wayne Reid runs out of the back and to the ring. Wayne Reid joins in. Extreme Machine runs out of the back and into the ring. Kid: Now Reid and Extreme Machine are here too! What the hell is happening?! the Frat coming running out the back. T.J.: Now the Future too! Dylan Pierce and Shawn Bryant come out now. Sunder Ryan runs out after Dylan Pierce. Kid: I can't make out what's going on here! T.J.: We're out of time, Kid! This will never make sense, there's just too many people for the security to handle! Kid: Yeah, but then what are we going to do?! T.J.: Get the hell out of here, that's what! We're going to wait for Final Jeopardy! The SFWL logo flashes in the left hand corner of the screen as the camera shows a view of the SFWL superstars brawling in the ring.