Fade in on the arena. The crowd is very sullen, there is no cheering, no signs. The entire roster of the SFWL slowly makes its way out to the ring. Some of the wrestlers climb in the ring. Other wrestlers stand around ringside. Mike Torment is the last wrestler out. He stands on the ramp. Timmy Zahn stands in the ring with a microphone. Timmy Zahn: Ladies and Gentlemen, the SFWL suffered a tremendous loss on Saturday night. Heather Klien passed away from this world. On behalf of all of the wrestlers here in ths SFWL, I would like to say that we have all been hurt and devestated by these events. Heather was a bright and shining light in a sometimes very dark business. She will be missed greatly. And now, we offer a tribute to Heather with a ten bell salute. A picture of Heather appears on the Binstock-Tron. Bong... Close-up of a very sullen Rich T. Boy and Chris Steele. Bong... Close-up of a girl in the crowd. She is crying and holding up a rose. Bong... Wayne Reid and Brian Bowers standing in the ring. Both men looking at the mat. Bong... Pedro, Cinco, Cinco II, Kato, El Dookie. All out of costume and wearing balck suits. All crying. Bong... The Grimm Reaper stands alone in the corner of the ring. Bong... Fan holding up a "We miss you Heather" sign. Bong... Rob Justice stands at ringside with Steve Fella. Bong... Michael Torment stands in the center of the ring next to Timmy Zahn. He is emotionless. Bong... Mike Torment standing on the ramp looking at Heather's picture. Bong... The picture of Heather fades out. The wrestlers begin to file out of the ring and up the ramp. Some offer brief condolances to Mike Torment. Other pass by without saying a word. Michael Torment remains in the ring, staring out at Mike Torment. Mike Torment walks down to the ring. Mike Torment climbs into the ring with his brother. Mike Torment walks over to Michael Torment and extends his hand. Michael Torment looks down at his brother's hand. Then back up into Mike Torment's face. Michael Torment shakes his head,"no". Michael Torment pushes past his brother and leaves the ring to a huge chorus of boos. Mike Torment does a slow burn as he watches his brother walk up the ramp. Mike Torment grabs the ropes. His hands are trembling. Mike Torment opens his mouth to scream at Michael Torment. But there is no sound. Mike Torment staggers to the corner and collapses onto the turnbuckles. Mike Torment is weeping uncontrollably. Fade out: The SFWL Logo, spinning. "Watershed" by the Foo Fighters starts up. Steve Fella using the Jack-Ass Drop on Mike Torment. The Proffesional Exicuting the proffesional curtisy on Wayne Reid. Chris Steele exicuting the 24/7 from the top rope. Kent Mcknight struggling for the ropes in the No More Appologies. S Brian Bowers spitting blood at Chris Steele. Malik Johnson walking down a filthy allyway. Brad Hunter exicuting a brain buster through a table on Pedro. Wolf exicuting the Devastater on Kamikaze. F Dylan Pierce exicuting the Cardinal Sin on Bryce Smith. Sunder Ryan giving the sign for The Light on the top rope. Wayne Reid whipping Mike Torment into barbed wire. Freebird standing in front of a rebel flag. Charlie Yin-Yang exictuting the Schizophrenic Drop. W Mike Paine Exicuting the Fall From Grace on Kevin Cash. The Frat exicuting the Phi Beta Slamma. Shin Jun Rui. Mike Torment screaming in pain. L Steve Fella holding the Heavey Weight title. The SFWL Logo. Black. (A shot of the screaming crowd of New Orleans locals, however their screams are not nearly as loud nor spirited as is usual. Most are not screaming at all. F.T.J. Macky's voice comes in, solemn.) T.J.: Hello ladies and gentleman, it's a sad day here in the SFWL as we say goodbye to one of our most treasured and all around liked members: Heather Klien. Kid: You know, I don't have any words that can express my sympathies here towards the Torments or anyone who's ever lost anyone. T.J.: My words coming out of your mouth, Kid. Kid: Now, tonight...We're going to have a few special remarks from a few of our wrestlers. T.J.: Just another way for people to get their thoughts out to the Torments. Kid: But...I can't understand how a loss of this magnitude couldn't serve as a bridge between the gap that has grown between Mike and Micheal Torment. T.J.: I see where you're coming from on that. Throughout all of this, the Torments have still remained ever so distant from each other. Kid: You know what I think, brother. T.J.: Yes, Kid? Kid: I think that, although it is a sad day in the SFWL, the show must go on. T.J.: Indeed, Kid. If ever I've learned anything from my wife, it's that you've always got to keep the show moving-no matter what. Kid: And...Well, our first match tonight will perhaps ease the troubled minds of all individuals here. Robespierre is taking on the Cap'n himself. T.J.: These two guys are certainly a bit of relief in an otherwise dark day. Kid: Well, I'm not so sure Robespierre WANT'S to be comical, but it sure works anyway. T.J.: Well, remember, Kid...The Cap'n IS a real pirate. I'm not sure he's TRYING to be funny either. Kid: Let's get on with it, FRANK. They lock up. Robespierre runs into the ropes. Cap'n Plundah nails Robespierre with a back heel kick. Cap'n Plundah goes for a back heel kick, but Robespierre blocks it. T.J.: Robespierre ready for the repeat. Robespierre nails Cap'n Plundah with a ropeburn. Robespierre gives him a neck snap, but Cap'n Plundah doesn't even care. Cap'n Plundah nails Robespierre with a rolling kick. Cap'n Plundah kicks Robespierre. A small "Cap'n Plundah" chant is being started. Robespierre kicks Cap'n Plundah. Quite a few boos are audible. Kid: Robespierre certainly not a crowd favorite. T.J.: Well, he's insulted nearly every audience we've seen. There's no better way to get disliked. Robespierre goes for a spinebuster slam, but Cap'n Plundah counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is starting to get behind Cap'n Plundah. T.J.: Pludah on the other hand... Cap'n Plundah goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Robespierre blocks it. Robespierre uses a piledriver on Cap'n Plundah. Robespierre is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Robespierre runs into the ropes. Cap'n Plundah misses with a clothesline. Cap'n Plundah goes for a bulldog, but Robespierre blocks it. Robespierre goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Cap'n Plundah blocks it. Cap'n Plundah takes Robespierre down with a rolling kick. Cap'n Plundah goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Robespierre blocks it. Kid: These two are really dead even right now. This should shape up to be a very good match. Robespierre goes for a DDT, but Cap'n Plundah blocks it. Cap'n Plundah runs into the ropes. Cap'n Plundah hits Robespierre with a kick. Cap'n Plundah goes for a flying sunset flip, but Robespierre sits down on him, cradling his legs. James Beard counts: One, kickout. Robespierre executes a rabbit punch on Cap'n Plundah. Robespierre executes an inverted DDT on Cap'n Plundah. Robespierre whips Cap'n Plundah into the ropes. Robespierre hits Cap'n Plundah with a backdrop. T.J.: Robespierre coming into his own now. Robespierre goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Cap'n Plundah counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: I'm tellin' you, this match will last. Cap'n Plundah executes a rana on Robespierre. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Cap'n Plundah whips Robespierre into the ropes. Robespierre misses with a clothesline. Robespierre hits Cap'n Plundah with a kick. Robespierre executes a piledriver on Cap'n Plundah. Robespierre throws Cap'n Plundah out of the ring. t.J.: Robespierre rabid here tonight. I think he wants to prove that Plundah really IS a joke. Robespierre goes through the ropes. Robespierre is handed a road sign. Robespierre hits him with the road sign. Kid: Ohhh...A sign shot. That thing is solid, brother. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Robespierre. They're brawling inside the ring area. Robespierre goes for a hiptoss, but Cap'n Plundah blocks it. Cap'n Plundah reenters the ring. Kid: Plundah making a wise move. Robespierre follows him back in. Robespierre brings the the road sign into the ring. Robespierre hits him with the road sign. T.J.: Wow, that is not pleasant. James Beard throws the road sign out of the ring. Robespierre goes for a bodyslam, but Cap'n Plundah counters it with an elbowsmash. Cap'n Plundah goes for a hangman, but Robespierre blocks it. Robespierre goes for a spinebuster slam, but Cap'n Plundah counters it with a sunset flip. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kid: Man these two men just can't get an offensive going. Cap'n Plundah whips Robespierre into the ropes. Robespierre misses with an elbow. Robespierre misses with a shoulderblock. Cap'n Plundah misses with a clothesline. Cap'n Plundah hits Robespierre with an elbow. Cap'n Plundah locks Robespierre in the cross-faced chicken wing. Robespierre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Cap'n Plundah nails Robespierre with a flying sunset flip. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Cap'n Plundah puts Robespierre in a figure-four sleeper. Robespierre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. T.J.: A quick string of moves there by Plundah, but not enough. Cap'n Plundah whips Robespierre into the ropes. Cap'n Plundah hits Robespierre with a clothesline. Robespierre falls out of the ring. Cap'n Plundah goes for a flying cross body press, but Robespierre moves out of the way. Cap'n Plundah is out cold. The crowd is booing Robespierre. Kid: Plundah is out, and the crowd evindetally doesn't like it. Robespierre uses a back heel kick on Cap'n Plundah. Robespierre takes Cap'n Plundah down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Robespierre is handed television cable. Robespierre hits him with the cable. T.J.: Hey, didnt' we see one of those on Saturday? Kid: Yeah, I think Yin-Yang used it. T.J.: Yin-Yang would use ANYTHING. Robespierre is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Robespierre whips Cap'n Plundah into the guardrail. Robespierre whips Cap'n Plundah into the guardrail. Robespierre whips Cap'n Plundah into the guardrail. Kid: Utilizing the gaurdrail like there's no other weapon out there. T.J.: The guardrail works well. Robespierre gives him a bodyslam, but Cap'n Plundah doesn't even care. Robespierre takes Cap'n Plundah down with a superkick. Robespierre goes for an inverted DDT, but Cap'n Plundah blocks it. Cap'n Plundah is handed a fire extinguisher. Cap'n Plundah hits him with the fire extinguisher. Cap'n Plundah is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Kid: These guys are certainly into weapon fighting. Maybe they should go extreme. Cap'n Plundah whips Robespierre into the guardrail. Cap'n Plundah whips Robespierre into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Cap'n Plundah whips Robespierre into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Cap'n Plundah grabs a chair. Cap'n Plundah takes a running start and springs off the chair. Cap'n Plundah executes a leg lariat on Robespierre. T.J.: Plundah is a lot more athletic then he looks! They're brawling inside the ring area. Cap'n Plundah hits an enzuigiri on Robespierre. Cap'n Plundah reenters the ring. Robespierre follows him back in. Cap'n Plundah uses a rolling kick on Robespierre. Cap'n Plundah runs into the ropes. Robespierre hits Cap'n Plundah with a superkick. Kid: Wow! What a kick! Robespierre executes the The Guillotine on Cap'n Plundah. T.J.: Guillotine! Plundah's in trouble now! Cap'n Plundah is inching his way towards the ropes. Cap'n Plundah is barely hanging in there. Kid: he doesn't look so good, brother. James Beard tells Cap'n Plundah to respond or he'll stop the fight. Cap'n Plundah nods. James Beard asks Cap'n Plundah if he's had enough. Cap'n Plundah shakes his head. James Beard checks Cap'n Plundah's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. t.J.: Two... He lifts it... it falls. James Beard stops the match after 28 seconds. kid: Wow, Robespierre really using that leverage on the guillotine. Robespierre is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The winner is Robespierre. Time of match: 0:07:29 T.J.: Apparently the crowd doesn't appreciate that win! Kid: Well, nobody wants to see a pirate get beaten. Robespierre and Cap'n Plundah file out of the ring. T.J.: Quite a first match for the night. Kid: No kidding. Robespierre's coming up quickly. He and Ryan are just lucky they're both alright. A voice speaks: Greetings, everbody! It is I-the Extreme Machine! The crowd goes nuts. "Freak on a Leash" by Korn starts to play over the sound system. The Extreme Machine logo goes flying across the Binstock-tron. Kid: It's extreme machine! T.J.: But what's he doing here? (Extreme Machine runs out of the back with a green cape flying high behind him. He is wearing his usual attire, which consist of a green mask, green wrestling singlet with the Extreme Machine logo on the back, and the cape. He runs to the end of the ramp and places his hands on his hips and stares out at the crowd.) The crowd is going nuts. T.J.: The crowd apparently enjoying the Extreme Machine spectacle more then usual. Kid: Well, he did help out Steve Fella last week. Extreme Machine works the crowd before eventually running to the ring and entering. He gestures for a mic. Kid: I think maybe we're going to hear a famous Extreme Machine speech. Extreme Machine works the crowd some more, and then holds the mic up to speak. EM: The Righteous of Justiceness, the Keeper of the Peace, the Vindicator of...Vindication has come to the aid of the thousands of the SFWL fans! The crowd cheers more. Extreme Machine is enjoying it. T.J.: I don't know if I've ever seen the Machine get such a good reaction. EM: Extreme Machine has come to save the day yet again! The crowd cheers even louder. Extreme Machine nods. EM: But, Seriously, folks, Seriously! I've got something really important to tell everyone about here. Something has been happening here in the SFWL, repeatedly, that's just not very safe, and we all know that safety is our number one priority, right? The crowd cheers. Kid: I'm not sure they even know what they're cheering for. EM: For all the little Extreme Machine's out there, it's important to remember their well being; important to nourish the machine inside them all. Kids remember: ANYONE can be an Extreme Machine, you just have to work at it! Kid: I can! EM: BUT, One thing that's not very extreme or safe, is playing with fire. The crowd boos. EM: Yes, I know. Fire is bad if not carefully contained. However, fire is good if used correctly. It cooks your hot dogs at your summer camp! It burns the leaves that would otherwise clutter your yard! Remember: Always keep your camp fire away from dry grass, always build a circle of stone around the fire so it can't spread, and always keep three milk cartons full of water nearby in case things get out of hand. The crowd doesn't really know how to react to this. T.J.: Is Extreme Machine giving safety tips now? Kid: He's a safe man. That's how he's managed to stay Extreme for so long. EM: And never, ever, ever intentionally set someone on fire. We've seen Brian Bowers do it, and everyone knows what kind of person HE is. The crowd boos. Extreme Machine nods. EM: Believe me, I know. But if someone like Brian Bowers were to happen to set YOU on fire, remember to use this famous technique! Extreme Machine stands still. EM: Just Stop. Extreme Machine falls to the ground. EM: Drop. Extreme Machine rolls around, looking very ridiculous. EM: And roll. Kid: That's perfect rolling there. T.J.: You can't be serious. Extreme Machine stands up. EM: Has everybody got that? The crowd cheers. Kid: I'm not so sure that I've got it. EM: Is everybody SURE they've got it?! The crowd cheers louder. Kid: OK, I've got it! EM: Fear not, SFWL Fans! Extreme Machine will rid this federation of trash such as Brian Bowers and Malik Johnson! Extreme machine will make sure that you NEVER have to set witness to the heinous acts of such unjust individuals! T.J.: That's a tall order. EM: Wherever injustice prevails, wherever law abiding citizens are taken advantage of, wherever a perversion of human compassion may be, that is where you will see the Extreme Machine! Because, as you know, deep within our hearts and souls, there exist a little nourishing Extreme Machine within us all! Stay safe! Extreme Machine pulls his cape over his face. "Freak on a Leash" starts up again. T.J.: Extreme Machine giving some, Well, not so needed advice on fire safety. The crowd is going wild. Extreme Machine runs back up the ramp and to the back. Kid: Are you kidding? Everyone needs a reminder on fire safety once in a while! Do you know how many people died last year by fire? T.J.: No. How many? Kid: I don't know. Why else would I be asking you? T.J.: Oh, you're an idiot sometimes, Kid! Kid: It's genetic, FRANK. t.j.: Well, our next match is going to be a display of crowd loyalty. Kid: What do you mean? T.J.: Saint Des facing up against Wayne Reid. Kid: Yeah, then you're right. T.J.: Des is apparently attempting to take out all the members of the Shin Jun Rui. Saint Des attacks Wayne Reid before the bell. Saint Des leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kid: Des getting started early. Saint Des takes the chair. Saint Des goes for a back suplex, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid runs into the ropes. Wayne Reid hits Saint Des with a kick. Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring. T.J.: Des never gettin the chance to use the chair. Wayne Reid goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Saint Des counters it with a sunset flip. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: Close call for Reid. Saint Des takes Wayne Reid down with a stun gun. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Saint Des. Saint Des goes for a spinebuster slam, but Wayne Reid counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Wayne Reid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kid: Reid not so much the "crowd favorite" that he used to be. T.j.: What? I don't ever remember him being a favorite. Kid: Exaclty. Sarcasm, FRANK. Wayne Reid runs into the ropes. Wayne Reid goes for a lariat, but Saint Des ducks out of the way. Saint Des runs into the ropes. Wayne Reid misses with a shoulderblock. Saint Des hits a swinging neckbreaker on Wayne Reid. Kid: Reid taking some damage on that shot. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Saint Des. Saint Des goes for a hair pull, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid goes for a gutbuster, but Saint Des blocks it. Saint Des goes for a DDT, but Wayne Reid counters it with an inverted atomic drop. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid goes for a chokehold, but Saint Des counters it with a kick to the midsection. Saint Des hits Wayne Reid with an armbar takedown. Saint Des hits Wayne Reid with a senton. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: Des almost pulling of the victory. Saint Des executes a split legged moonsault on Wayne Reid. Kid: Des pulling off the athletic manuevers tonight. Saint Des is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Saint Des whips Wayne Reid into the ropes, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Wayne Reid hits Saint Des with a kick to the midsection. Wayne Reid nails Saint Des with a backbreaker. A portion of the crowd is cheering Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid hits a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Saint Des. t.j.: Reid using his weight to his advantage. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Wayne Reid executes a clothesline on Saint Des. Wayne Reid executes a kick to the midsection on Saint Des. Wayne Reid takes Saint Des down with a punch to the midsection. Wayne Reid executes a gutbuster on Saint Des. Wayne Reid puts Saint Des in a sleeperhold. Saint Des reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Wayne Reid whips Saint Des into the ropes. Saint Des goes for a flying forearm, but Wayne Reid ducks out of the way. Wayne Reid goes for a stun gun, but Saint Des blocks it. Saint Des uses a kick to the groin on Wayne Reid. Kid: I can never get used to that. Saint Des uses a flying forearm on Wayne Reid. Danny Davis counts: One, kickout. Saint Des throws Wayne Reid out of the ring. Saint Des goes through the ropes. Saint Des knocks Wayne Reid into the ringpost. A portion of the crowd is cheering Saint Des. Saint Des knocks Wayne Reid into the ringsteps. Saint Des whips Wayne Reid into the guardrail. Saint Des executes the Running Forearm Smash on Wayne Reid. Saint Des gives the crowd the "SIE 4-L" sign. A portion of the crowd is cheering Saint Des. T.J.: SIE for life, huh? Kid: Once SIE, always SIE, FRANK. Saint Des is handed television cable. Saint Des hits him with the cable. A portion of the crowd is cheering Saint Des. Saint Des goes for a clothesline, but Wayne Reid ducks out of the way. Wayne Reid takes Saint Des down with a bodyslam. Wayne Reid whips Saint Des into the guardrail. Wayne Reid knocks Saint Des into the ringsteps. Wayne Reid goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Saint Des slides down his back. Saint Des knocks Wayne Reid into the ringpost. A portion of the crowd is booing Saint Des. Saint Des goes for a DDT, but Wayne Reid counters it with a low blow. T.j.: Now Reid going low as well. Wayne Reid takes Saint Des down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Wayne Reid hits Saint Des with a lariat. Kid: that blow seems to be turing the match around. They're brawling inside the ring area. Wayne Reid executes a hiptoss on Saint Des. Wayne Reid reenters the ring. Saint Des follows him back in. Wayne Reid executes the Tenta Special on Saint Des. T.J.: Tenta Special! Back in the ring, and there it is! Wayne Reid seemingly enjoys the boos. Wayne Reid goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Wayne Reid doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Kid: Reid got Des too! I don't know if Des is quite accomplishing his goal, here/ The winner is Wayne Reid. Time of match: 0:05:28 T.J.: That's true. He got beaten by Bowers last week, and now Reid too. Kid: Shin Jun Rui are a tough bunch, no doubt about it. (Cut to back) Steve Fella and K8E are sitting in front of a blue background. K8E looks to be the worser of the two. Steve Fella: Hello...germs. This past Wednesday the SFWL suffered a tremendous loss. Heather and I had some pretty heated comments towards each other. But that was on stage. Behind the glitz and glamour, Heather was a wonderful person. She was the first person who welcomed me back to the Bastards. She was there in my time of need. Heather was a good hearted person who's time came to soon. K8E tries to fight the tears. K8E: You know...all the ladies in the back share a bond between one another. Heather was one of my best friends. She and I could talk about anything. She helped me when Steve and I weren't getting along. She was always there when I needed her. Heather's in a better place now. K8E begins to sob. Steve Fella puts his arm around her. K8E: I love you Heather. You were like a second mother to my child...our child. But more than that, you were my friend. We will never forget you Heather...you hear me? Never. My only hope now is that I have a daughter who grows up to be like you. K8E's crying becomes uncontrollable. Steve Fella's eyes begin to water. Steve Fella: I wish I could trade my fame and fortune just for a chance to say goodbye to you Heather. Not so much for me, but for my loving girlfriend. You have a special place in my heart and hers as well. We'll all see you again, Heather...in that special Bastards bus in the sky. And a special message to Mike...even in your darkest day know this...there is that light at the end of the tunnel. Stay focused, stay true to yourself. That's the only way Heather would of wanted it...that's all she ever wanted. The chains of mortality are gone Heather...put on your wings and fly over us. Steve Fella bows his head. He rubs his eyes. The two share an embrace. (Back to ringside.) T.J.: Steve Fella and Kate with some strong words there. Kid: Indeed. Fella and Torment are enemies, really...But at least something of this kind can make those differences seem insignificant. T.J.: You think that we might even Bowers and Fella embrace tonight? (No response) T.J. and Kid at the same time: Nahhhhh... Kid: Speaking of Bowers, we've got another member of Shin Jun Rui coming up next again Wolf. Wolf's been on a roll as of late. T.J.: well, he beat Kamikaze. That's quite a feat. They lock up. Wolf runs into the ropes. Wolf misses with a clothesline. Kid: Wolf with the miss on that one. Pierce has got a chance. Dylan Pierce nails Wolf with a jumping DDT. Dylan Pierce goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Wolf counters it with a backdrop. Wolf goes for a figure-four sleeper, but Dylan Pierce blocks it. Dylan Pierce whips Wolf into the ropes. Dylan Pierce hits Wolf with a thrust kick to the head. t.j.: Wolf having trouble against Pierce thus far. The crowd is starting to get behind Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes. Dylan Pierce misses with a clothesline. Dylan Pierce misses with a clothesline. Dylan Pierce goes for a spear, but Wolf side-steps and Dylan Pierce only hits air. Wolf goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Dylan Pierce counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: Wow, Pierce almost won the match right there. Wolf's in trouble. Dylan Pierce executes a thrust kick to the head on Wolf. Dylan Pierce executes a bridging back suplex on Wolf. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dylan Pierce whips Wolf into the turnbuckle. Dylan Pierce runs shoulder-first into the corner. Dylan Pierce nails Wolf with an inverted DDT. Dylan Pierce is getting a good reaction from the crowd. t.j.: I never thought I'd see the day when Pierce is cheered again. Kid: well, against a guy like Wolf...Anyone will get cheered. Dylan Pierce whips Wolf into the ropes, but Wolf reverses it. Dylan Pierce hits Wolf with a kick. Dylan Pierce goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Wolf counters it with a backdrop. Wolf takes Dylan Pierce down with a heart punch. The crowd is booing Wolf. Wolf hits a backbreaker on Dylan Pierce. The crowd is booing Wolf. Wolf runs into the ropes. Wolf misses with an elbow. Dylan Pierce hits Wolf with a backdrop. Wolf falls out of the ring. T.j.: Knocked out of the ring. Wolf is really dying out here! Dylan Pierce jumps onto him with a shooting star press. Kid: Pierce is just making all the right moves at the right time! Dylan Pierce goes for the Cardinal Sin, but Wolf blocks it. T.J.: Not quite there. Dylan Pierce goes for a spinning thrust kick, but Wolf ducks out of the way. JTG comes from behind, but Dylan Pierce nails JTG. Kid: The Giant taking a shot. They're brawling inside the ring area. Wolf nails Dylan Pierce with an inverted DDT. Wolf is handed a road sign. Wolf hits him with the road sign. Wolf is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Kid: That'll bring a man back into a match. Wolf uses a short lariat on Dylan Pierce. Wolf uses a frog splash on Dylan Pierce. Wolf is handed a keyboard. Wolf hits him with the keyboard. T.J.: Wolf is really dominating now. That sign shot helped emmensely. Wolf whips Dylan Pierce into the guardrail. Wolf hits Dylan Pierce with an elbowsmash. Wolf uses a jack-knife power bomb on Dylan Pierce. Wolf uses a double arm DDT on Dylan Pierce. JTG comes from behind and distracts Dylan Pierce. Kid: Oh, like THAT was needed! Look at Pierce! Wolf sets up a table. Wolf executes the Devastator on Dylan Pierce through the table and onto the concrete floor. T.J.: I don't think THAT was needed either! Quite a few boos are audible. Dylan Pierce is out cold. Wolf reenters the ring. Dylan Pierce follows him back in. Wolf attempts to place Dylan Pierce on the turnbuckle, but Dylan Pierce blocks it. Kid: Pierce coming back to just in time. Wolf goes for a short lariat, but Dylan Pierce ducks out of the way. Dylan Pierce throws Wolf out of the ring. Dylan Pierce goes through the ropes. T.J.: Back to the outside! Dylan Pierce throws Wolf back into the ring. Dylan Pierce executes a jumping side kick on Wolf. Dylan Pierce nails Wolf with a backspin DDT. Dylan Pierce is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dylan Pierce hits a double underhook faceslam on Wolf. Dylan Pierce is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dylan Pierce takes Wolf down with a double underhook faceslam. Kid: Pierce may finally have this match. Dylan Pierce executes a spear on Wolf. Dylan Pierce goes for a jumping side kick, but Wolf ducks out of the way. Wolf executes the Devastator on Dylan Pierce. T.j.: Devastator again! That was sudden, but effective in anycase! Quite a few boos are audible. Wolf goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Wolf is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Kid: Wolf pulling it off. Pierce just didn't have enough for him. The winner is Wolf. Time of match: 0:05:31 T.j.: A close match, nevertheless. Pierce tried, but in the end, Wolf just had more endurance. (Back to the blue screen) The camera fades from black to a shot of Paine. He is seated with his head down, his skull-shaped smile seemingly gone. He slowly raises his glare at the camera and begins to speak in a quietly stern tone. Paine: "Heather....We had our time together, and that ended badly. Yet, who among us here in the SFWL cannot take pity on her soul. We shared something that no one man can take away. A bond like no other. It's sad to know that she is gone, never to return...but such tragedy is life. Our existence here on this world is a fragile thing. Something that has long since existed in balance. Who are we to question that balance? Some must live and others must die. Mike Torment now stands where I once stood o' so very long ago that fateful fall day. Standing over the graves of the one's I loved. Welcome to my world Mike...welcome......home." The camera fades back to black. (Cut back to ringside.) Kid: ...Paine very upset, and maybe a little...Bitter? T.J.: I don't know, Kid...I don't know. (Cut to backstage.) Jared Williams is lounging backstage in street clothes, drinking a bottle of water. Out of nowhere, Saint Des comes flying into the scene and drives Williams into the wall with his forearm in Williams throat. Jared Williams struggles to break free. Jared Williams hits Saint Des with a glancing right to the head. Saint Des pulls him away from the wall then slams him back into it. Saint Des hurls Jared Williams to the ground. Saint Des kicks Jared Williams in the side of the head as he attempts to rise. Wolf casually walks up, drinking an Olde English 40 ouncer. Saint Des goes to a rack of folding chairs and grabs one. Saint Des drills Jared Williams in the middle of the back with the chair, then tosses the chair down and disappears off the camera. Wolf guzzles his beer down until the bottle is almost empty. Wolf pours the remaining beer and foam onto Jared Williams. Jared Williams begins struggling to stand up. Wolf shatters the Olde English bottle on Jared Williams' head. Saint Des reappears pushing a large trunk on a dolly. Saint Des opens the trunk. Saint Des and Wolf lift Jared Williams and dump him inside the trunk. Saint Des slams the lid shut and locks it shut. Wolf takes the trunk and starts pushing it as fast as he can. He lets go, and the trunk goes crashing into the wall a ways down the hall. Wolf and Saint Des laugh mirthlessly and walk away. (Back to ringside) T.J.: What the hell? Why would they attack Williams that way? Hasn't HE taken enough damage! Kid: I don't know, but Bryce is out here, and he doesn't seem to know yet! T.J.: Bryce's burn marks are much better. The explosion was apparently not terribly bad. They lock up. Bryce Smith hits an inverted power bomb on Freebird. Bryce Smith is going for the pin. t.j.: Quick pin! Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Bryce Smith goes for a frog splash, but Freebird rolls out of the way. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Kid: Freebird getting out of the way just in time. Freebird nails Bryce Smith with a clothesline. Freebird leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Freebird sets up the chair. Freebird nails Bryce Smith with a Samoan Drop onto the chair. Kid: That's not good for the side. Freebird puts Bryce Smith in a bow-and-arrow Dragon Sleeper. Bryce Smith tries to escape the hold. Bryce Smith reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring. Freebird goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Bryce Smith counters it with a legsweep. T.J.: Smith with a smart move there. Bryce Smith hits an inverted power bomb on Freebird. Quite a few boos are audible. Bryce Smith takes Freebird down with a Gorilla Press. Bryce Smith executes a running power bomb on Freebird. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kid: Freebird was almost out on that one. I know I would have been. Bryce Smith hits Freebird with a dropkick to the knee. Bryce Smith hits Freebird with a headbutt. Bryce Smith whips Freebird into the ropes. Bryce Smith and Freebird get hit with a double clothesline. t.J.: Double clothesline! Both men are down! Bryce Smith gets up first. Kid: Smith up first. Bryce Smith goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Freebird blocks it. Freebird nails Bryce Smith with a belly-to-back suplex. t.J.: Freebird gets the advantage. Freebird leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Wolf and Saint Des begin emerge from the entrance ramp carrying 4 foot by 4 foot glass coffee table. There is a cheese grater on the table. T.J.: Hey! What the hell are these two doing out here? kid: Obviously planning on inflicting some serious damage on someone, but I'm not sure who, they hate both Freebird and Bryce Smith! Wolf and Saint Des set the table down next to the ring and stand watching the match with their arms crossed. T.J.: Not yet, anyway...But I'd think that both men in the ring would be about ready to leave by now! Freebird sets up the chair. Freebird executes a brain buster onto the chair on Bryce Smith. Kid: I guess Freebird still wants to win this match! The crowd is really behind Freebird. Freebird throws Bryce Smith out of the ring. Freebird goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Freebird goes for a backdrop driver, but Bryce Smith counters it with a backward kick. Bryce Smith whips Freebird into the guardrail. Bryce Smith knocks Freebird into the ringpost. The crowd is booing Bryce Smith. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kid: I'm surprised about this. Des and Wolf are just standing there. Bryce Smith takes Freebird down with a kick to the midsection. Bryce Smith reenters the ring. Freebird follows him back in. Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring. Bryce Smith takes Freebird down with a series of punches. The crowd is booing Bryce Smith. Bryce Smith whips Freebird into the turnbuckle. Bryce Smith whips Freebird into the ropes. Freebird takes Bryce Smith down with a clothesline. T.J.: That plan backfired! Freebird leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Freebird sets up the chair. Freebird goes for a faceslam, but Bryce Smith blocks it. Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring. Bryce Smith goes for the Thunder Fire Powerbomb, but Freebird blocks it. Freebird hits Bryce Smith with an enzuigiri to the face. Freebird runs into the ropes. Bryce Smith hits a kick to the midsection on Freebird. Bryce Smith attempts to place Freebird on the turnbuckle, but Freebird blocks it. Kid: This is about as close as it gets. Bryce Smith hits Freebird with a dropkick to the knee. Bryce Smith executes a rabbit punch on Freebird. Bryce Smith executes the Call of the Yeti on Freebird. T.J.: Not anymore! Smith getting the Call on Freebird! Freebird is inching his way towards the ropes. Freebird tries to fight the pain. Freebird submits after 17 seconds. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Kid: Freebird giving up, and that's a surprise. That move must REALLY hurt! The winner is Bryce Smith. Time of match: 0:05:17 Wolf and Saint Des dive into the ring. T.J.: I don't like where this is going AT ALL. The SIE dismantled Jared Williams so he couldn't come in for the save! Kid: Yeah, and they HAD to come in AFTER the match! Wolf nails Freebird with a lariat. Saint Des takes down Bryce Smith with a running forearm smash. Wolf executes a jack-knife power bomb on Freebird. Wolf executes a shooting star press on Freebird. Wolf tosses Freebird out of the ring. T.J.: Maybe Freebird ISN'T the target after all. Saint Des executes a short clothesline on Bryce Smith. Saint Des hits Bryce Smith with a series of stomps to the chest. Saint Des picks Bryce Smith up and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Saint Des executes an elbowsmash on Bryce Smith. Kid: Smith getting dismantled! Saint Des hits Bryce Smith with a kick to the midsection. Wolf goes over to the coffee table and grabs the cheese grater. Wolf walks over to Freebird and rakes his forehead with the cheese grater. Freebird is busted wide open. t.J.: This is disgusting! What the HELL is the matter with Wolf? Wolf rakes Freebird across the forehead again with the cheese grater. Wolf executes a series of punches to Freebird's forehead. Wolf spits on Freebird several times. Kid: You have to hand it to him, he's not a half assed ruthless bastard. T.J. : Please. The man is messed up in the head! Saint Des executes the Sainturnal Damnation on Bryce Smith. Wolf tosses the cheese grater to Saint Des. Saint Des rakes Bryce Smith across the head with the cheese grater. Saint Des rakes him again. Bryce Smith is busted wide open. T.J.: This is not called for! Saint Des slaps Bryce Smith in the face. Saint Des executes an elbowdrop to Bryce Smith's forehead. Saint Des drags Bryce Smith to the edge of the ring and shoves him onto the table. Wolf hops into the ring. Saint Des and Wolf both point to the ceiling, then to the table. T.J. : Oh my God... this is going too far! Somebody get out here and stop this! Kid: Hey, brother...You're welcome to try... I'm gonna stay right here. Wolf hits a shooting star press onto Bryce Smith through the glass coffee table. Wolf gets up and rolls Bryce Smith over. Bryce Smith is bleeding profusely. Pieces of broken glass are stuck in his back. Wolf to the camera: You see this SFWL? You see this? You fuck with the SIE, this is what the fuck happens! Stay the fuck out of our way! Saint Des and Wolf both look at each other with sadistic grins and nod their heads contently. Wolf begins to exit the ringside area. Saint Des turns to the announcing table. T.J.: What's he think about now? Kid: You'd better be... Saint Des, interupting Kid: Shut up and listen to the "Sainturnal One!" Time and time again the SIE has wrecked havoc onto the victims of the SFWL. We pleade with them to understand why we MUST devour their pathic souls. They hear us, but they tend to not listen so I am going to set the record straight tonight!!! T.J.: Great... Saint Des: The Frat, you two worthless pieces of human Shit!!! You two are keeping the SIE Tag team titles warm. You think that you are ready to face us, but you are no match to our onslaught! We will make you pay for being the champions. We will make examples out of the two of you. I am pissed off and I want the whole fucking SFWL to understand one thing..........The Age of Sainturnal Damnation is upon you!!!!! {The crowd is throwing sodas and paper toward Wolf and Saint Des} Saint Des: Damnation is to those who awoke the "Sainturnal One!" Fella, Shit Just Running, The Future, and anyone else in the SFWL, I have just devoured your pathic souls!!! Kid: This man is crazy, T.j...Don't say a word. Saint Des: Fella, look out because I am coming for you! Maybe today, maybe tommorrow, but just maybe I have already got you! The SFWL World title is coming home because Mr. B said so. I just hope that you are prepared to face the new, satanic, Saint Des!!!! Frat, remember today because at Spring Thing, your souls belong to us!!! Reid, you are just another piece of the Sainturnal Pie. Welcome all to the wrath of Sainturnal Damnation!!! Til the Twain Shall Meet!!! Saint Des and Wolf walk off with debris flying around them. T.J.: Those men are completely insane. Worse then Shin Jun Rui, for the sake of life! Kid: No kidding! (OOC: A note to whomever wrote that attack: You can't just beat the hell out of one of my announcers, and burning him is just impossible. Remember: I've got a whole show left to do, not to mention numerous others. I just wanted to explain why I changed the attack.) (cut to Backstage) Freebid is sitting in his dressing room, recovering from earlier. he is bandaged around his forehead. Freebird is watching the monitor patiently. A knock at Freebird's door. Man with squeeky voice : House Keeping. Freebird: Go away Russell, Ill deal with you later. A knock again at Freebird's door. Man with squeeky voice: ..... Russell? Dont you want your burger? Freebird: House Keeping doesnt deliver burgers... Man with squeeky voice : ...... I mean Room Service... Freebird gets up, walks over to the door and opens it. SMACK Adam Russell nails Freebird in the face with his singapore cane. Freebird falls back into his room. Adam Russell delivers another blow, followed by another. Freebird trips over his chair. Freebird gets on his feet. Russell swings the singapore cane. Freebird ducks and nails Russell with a fist. Russell drops the cane. Freebird nails Russell with another fist. Russell swings, Freebird ducks. Freebird swings, Russell ducks. Russell nails a Spinebuster on Freebird on the standing chair. Adam Russell: I forgot your burger bitch, figured Id talk ya out for some fast food! Russell picks up the cane. Russell nails Freebird in the head as he tries to get up. Freebird keeps getting up. Russell nails him again, and again. Freebird is down on his knees. Adam Russell: Going to co-operate now? Freebird: Never... Adam... never. Adam Russell: have it your way. Russell kicks Freebird in the face. Russell pulls a pair of handcuffs out of his pocket. Russell cuffs Freebirds hands together behind his back and picks him up. Adam Russell: Lets go, Dinner is on me. Freebird: Where are we going Russell? Some place cheap I suppose if your payin, huh? Adam Russell: You got it. Cheap, and greasy... mcDonalds. (Back to ringside) T.J.: Russel is taking Freebird out? Kid: And he's bloody. T.J.: He's more bloody then he was earlier! Kid: I saw that, FRANK. (cut to blue screen) Pedro is sitting in front of the screen. Pedro: Hello, my name is Peter Gomez. A couple of years back I was hired to be Mike Torment's personal cameraman. Heather was the one who hired me. From that time until now she helped me grow as a person and as a part of the SFWL family. I spent a lot of time with Heather. We traveled on the bus together, we spent holidays together. (starts to weep) I loved Heather like, (begins to cry) like a sister. My deepest condolences to Mike and his family for the loss of Heather and his father. Heather... Heather...(the crying gets heavier) I can't...I just can't.. Adios Heather. Adios. (cut back to ringside) T.J.: I can't understand how trash like the SIE can exist in a world with men like Pedro. Kid: He may not be smart, but at least he's actually HUMAN! "Disposible Teens" by Marylin Manson begins to blair out over the PA Sabre steps out from behind the curtain with a big grin on his face. He looks around the arena smiling at everyone. He is dressed in his black on black ring gear and has the SFWL Extreme Title around his waist. t.j.: Sabre making his presense felt again. Kid: Hey, Sabre! You want to come announce again? t.j.: Don't you DARE do that. He's got a match, remember? Kid: oh yeah...The mystery partners. Who are they anyway? T.J.: How am I supposed to know? He slowly walks down to the ring side area, walking over to the timekeeper's table and grabbing a mic, before sliding into the ring. Sabre: "Tonight, I'm going to get a little bit of payback against Murderer's Row and one Shin Mebadazz!! For almost, what is it now, three weeks...he's been sticking his nose into my business, having his girlfriend set me up, and basically rubbing me the wrong way. It's time for me to prove not only to Shin Mebadazz...but the World... just how deserving I am of holding the SFWL Extreme Championship! (Grins at the crowd). Tonight is the last stretch of road on the way to Spring Thing and once and for all I'm going to show everybody just how damn Excellent I..." "Last Caress" by AFI comes on the PA, green pyro goes off all around the entrance ramp, and Shin Mebadazz walks quickly out of the entrance, a mic in his hand. Shin's in his black and green ring gear, wearing a Murderer's Row T-shirt. He looks mighty pissed. T.j.: This is not good. You know who follow if Shin is here. Shin: "In case you haven't noticed, Sabre, every time you show your face, Shin Mebadazz and Murderer's Row bust it up for you. It makes me SICK to see you standing there in the middle of MY ring holding MY title, but if you want to play it that way, that's just fine. I don't mind beating the hell out of you each and every week up until Spring Thing. . . Kid: Or having...Wait a minute! Kris Blasphemy and The Great Jado hop the guardrail behind Sabre. Shin Mebadazz begins walking down toward the ring. All three men are circling the ring. Sabre drops the Extreme Title and waves the men on. Shin: "You're a slow learner aren't you? . . . take him." T.J.: Sabre maybe not making a good decision there! Nobody wins in a three on one! Shin Mebadazz, Kris Blasphemy, and The Great Jado slide into the ring. Shin Mebadazz goes for a clothesline, but Sabre ducts out of the way. Sabre turns around as Kris Blashphemy catches him with a kick to the face. Shin Mebadazz stomps on Sabre. Kris Blasphemy stomps on Sabre. Kid: This is not fair, even I'll admit that. T.j.: oh, REALLY?! The Great Jado pulls a fork from his boot. The Great Jado begins stabbing Sabre in the head with the fork. T.J.: What the...This is not happening... A voice suddenly speaks loudly over the loudspeakers in the arena. It's unmistakably English. CHRIS STEELE: "Now now, play fair, three against one ain't no contest.... Kid: It's Chris Steele! "Block Rockin Beats" by Chemical Brothers starts to play. The crowd erupt as Chris Steele (dressed in baggy white Freeze 'pants' and a tight white Cyberdog top) and Rich T Boy (dressed in black jeans and a black "Rich T Bomb" t-shirt) walks out onto the ramp. Chris Steele has a mic. Kid: It's Rich and Chris, brother! You think THEY'RE the partners? STEELE: "Ooooh you're so hardcore Shin Mebadazz, I'm ever so impressed at your 'extreme' handling of Sabre, going three on one against him...." The crowd are chanting "Fu-ture" loudly. T.J.: It's about time someone evened these odds! STEELE: "Guess what Shin...We're here to even things up a bit...cos tonight Sabre's mystery tag partners just so happen to be......THE FUTURE!" The crowd erupts. t.J.: "The Future! Sabre's mystery teammates are Chris Steele and Rich T Boy!" Kid: "I think they were the LAST people I'd have guessed to team up with Sabre! But I guess Steele has had his past erm, shall we say, 'disagreements' with Shin Mebadazz! Rich T Boy points into the crowd. The crowd erupts. Kid: Rich! Rich is the man! Rich T Boy and Chris Steele run down the ramp. Rich T. Boy and Chris Steele slide into the ring. Rich T. Boy and Chris Steele begin trading punches with Kris Blasphemy and The Great Jado. The crowd is going nuts. T.j.: This is great! Rich T. Boy sends The Great Jado into the ropes. Rich T. Boy backdrops The Great Jado over the top rope. Sabre is trading punches with Shin Mebadazz. Chris Steele clotheslines Kris Blasphemy out of the ring. Sabre kicks Shin Mebadazz in the stomach. Sabre sets up Shin Mebadazz for the Ex-Caliber. The Great Jado and Kris Blasphemy grab Shin Mebadazz by the legs and pull him out of the ring. Kid: What's going on, here? Is this a match, or what?! The Referee orders Sabre and Chris Steele into the corner. Rich T. Boy waves Shin Mebadazz on. They lock up. Rich T. Boy executes a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Shin Mebadazz. t.j.: Apparently this match IS going to happen! Rich T. Boy is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Rich T. Boy whips Shin Mebadazz into the turnbuckle, but Shin Mebadazz reverses it. Shin Mebadazz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Shin Mebadazz runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Shin Mebadazz hits a spin kick on Rich T. Boy. Kid: Come on, Rich! Show him how it is! Shin Mebadazz executes a kick to the midsection on Rich T. Boy. Shin Mebadazz hits Rich T. Boy with a running lariat. Shin Mebadazz runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Shin Mebadazz hits a Yakuza kick on Rich T. Boy. t.J.: Shin really liking those chairs. Shin Mebadazz goes for a kick to the thigh, but Rich T. Boy blocks it. Earl Hebner removes the chair from the ring. Rich T. Boy uses a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Shin Mebadazz. Kid: Good job, rich man! Shin Mebadazz goes for a Yakuza kick, but Rich T. Boy blocks it. Rich T. Boy goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Shin Mebadazz counters it with a power bomb. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Shin Mebadazz goes for a German suplex, but Rich T. Boy counters it with an elbowsmash. Rich T. Boy tags out to Chris Steele. kid: awwww... t.j.: I think Rich probably needs a rest, Kid. Chris Steele and Rich T. Boy whip Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. They hit Shin Mebadazz with a double fist to the midsection. Rich T. Boy leaves the ring. Kid: A good choice of manuevers. Chris Steele executes a clothesline on Shin Mebadazz. Chris Steele throws Shin Mebadazz out of the ring. Chris Steele jumps onto him with Asai moonsault. Chris Steele knocks Shin Mebadazz into the ringsteps. Chris Steele is handed a baseball bat. Chris Steele hits him with the baseball bat. The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Steele. Chris Steele chokes him with a baseball bat. T.j.: A bat shot AND choke! Steele must have been a baseball player once. Chris Steele goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Shin Mebadazz counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. A fan at ringside badmouths Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz sets up a table. Elle Phillips comes from behind, but Shin Mebadazz nails Elle Phillips. Chris Steele hits him with the baseball bat. Kid: Another bat shot. The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Steele. Chris Steele uses a DDT on Shin Mebadazz. Chris Steele knocks Shin Mebadazz into the ringsteps. Chris Steele takes a swing at Shin Mebadazz with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Shin Mebadazz snatches the baseball bat from him. Shin Mebadazz hits him with the baseball bat. T.j.: Mebadazz giving the shots now. Shin Mebadazz is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Shin Mebadazz reenters the ring. Chris Steele follows him back in. Chris Steele brings the the baseball bat into the ring. Shin Mebadazz uses a flying senton on Chris Steele. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: Steele's taking a beating now. Shin Mebadazz tags out to The Great Jado. Shin Mebadazz goes for a roundhouse kick, but Chris Steele counters it with a legsweep. Shin Mebadazz leaves the ring. Chris Steele hits The Great Jado with a clothesline. Chris Steele raises his arms. The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Steele. Chris Steele uses a full nelson faceslam on The Great Jado. T.J.: Jado wasn't ready for this kind of showing by Steele. The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Steele. Chris Steele hits a Northern Lights suplex on The Great Jado. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. The Great Jado sits up. The Great Jado is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Kid: Jado is such a strange character... Chris Steele whips The Great Jado into the turnbuckle. Chris Steele tags out to Rich T. Boy. T.J.: I'm surpised that Sabre hasn't demanded a tag in by now! Kid: Well, the fork in his head is probably still painful. Rich T. Boy and Chris Steele whip The Great Jado into the ropes. Rich T. Boy and Chris Steele hit The Great Jado with a double inverted DDT. Chris Steele leaves the ring. Rich T. Boy executes a Frankensteiner on The Great Jado. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kid: Rich ALMOST got Jado with that move! I love Rich! T.J.: Yes, we've established that before. Chris Steele enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rich T. Boy and Chris Steele hit The Great Jado with a double back suplex. Chris Steele hits The Great Jado with a snap suplex. Rich T. Boy hits The Great Jado with a flying somersault splash. The crowd is cheering on Rich T. Boy. T.j.: The Future are tearing up on Jado now. Rich T. Boy and Chris Steele whip The Great Jado into the ropes. They hit The Great Jado with a double elbowsmash. Rich T. Boy and Chris Steele whip The Great Jado into the ropes. They attempt to hit The Great Jado with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. The Great Jado hits them with a double clothesline. Quite a few boos are audible. Kid: Jado really taking the men down there. He's a strong one. Chris Steele leaves the ring. The Great Jado whips Rich T. Boy into the ropes, but Rich T. Boy reverses it. The Great Jado hits Rich T. Boy with a clothesline. The Great Jado uses a standing moonsault on Rich T. Boy. T.J.: Wow...That's surprising that he can do that. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Great Jado executes a DDT on Rich T. Boy. The Great Jado makes the sign of the cross backwards. The Great Jado is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Kid: A little evil worshipping never hurt anyone, no.... The Great Jado goes for a stun gun, but Rich T. Boy blocks it. Rich T. Boy nails The Great Jado with a handspring into a Frankensteiner. Rich T. Boy tags out to Chris Steele. t.J.: Now it's Steele's turn again. Jado REALLY needs to get out of the ring. Shin Mebadazz enters the ring and lays out Rich T. Boy. Shin Mebadazz is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Shin Mebadazz leaves the ring. The Great Jado runs into the ropes. Chris Steele hits The Great Jado with a kick. Chris Steele uses a dropkick from the second rope on The Great Jado. Chris Steele executes a kick to the groin on The Great Jado. Chris Steele goes for a flying lariat, but The Great Jado ducks out of the way. The Great Jado tags out to Kris Blasphemy. Kid: Jado really taking a smart route there, I'm surprised to say. Rich T. Boy enters the ring and lays out The Great Jado. Rich T. Boy takes Kris Blasphemy down with a short clothesline. T.J.: Rich taking both men out. Chris Steele executes a back suplex on Kris Blasphemy. Rich T. Boy leaves the ring. Chris Steele whips Kris Blasphemy into the ropes, but Kris Blasphemy reverses it. Kris Blasphemy takes Chris Steele down with a koppo kick. Kris Blasphemy whips Chris Steele into the ropes. Kris Blasphemy puts Chris Steele in a sleeperhold. Kris Blasphemy lets go after 13 seconds. Kris Blasphemy gets a triangle choke on Chris Steele. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kris Blasphemy nails Chris Steele with a backdrop driver. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kid: Blasphemy almost pulling out the win. Kris Blasphemy throws Chris Steele out of the ring. Kris Blasphemy jumps onto him with a running somersault plancha. Quite a few boos are audible. The Great Jado comes over to make it two-on-one. The Great Jado executes a roundhouse kick on Chris Steele. Kris Blasphemy goes for a choke sleeper, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele sets up Kris Blasphemy on the table. Chris Steele executes the 24/7 through the table. The table didn't break. T.J.: Oh my god! That move was devastating, no doubt about it! Chris Steele knocks Kris Blasphemy into the ringsteps. Sabre comes over to make it two-on-one. Sabre takes Kris Blasphemy down with a dropkick. Chris Steele takes Kris Blasphemy down with a full nelson faceslam. Trance comes from behind and distracts Chris Steele. The Great Jado comes over to make it two-on-one. Kris Blasphemy and The Great Jado hit Chris Steele with a double clothesline. T.J.: Oh, come on...That was just cheap, no other way to put it. Kris Blasphemy and The Great Jado hit Chris Steele with a double brain buster. Kid: Wow, cheap or not, it's effective! Kris Blasphemy uses a series of punches on Chris Steele. Kris Blasphemy goes for a tiger suplex, but Chris Steele counters it with a backward kick. Trance comes from behind and distracts Chris Steele. Kris Blasphemy sets up Chris Steele on the table. Kris Blasphemy executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Kid: That's a durable table! Kris Blasphemy nails Chris Steele with a koppo kick. The Great Jado comes over to make it two-on-one. The Great Jado hits Chris Steele with a roundhouse kick. Kris Blasphemy nails Chris Steele with a tiger suplex. Kris Blasphemy knocks Chris Steele into the ringsteps. The Great Jado comes over to make it two-on-one. Sabre comes over, but gets cut off. The Great Jado hits a piledriver on Chris Steele. Kris Blasphemy grabs a chair. Kris Blasphemy takes the chair. Kris Blasphemy takes Chris Steele down with a flying bodypress with the chair. T.j.: Blasphemy really wearing down Steele here. Sabre gets back up and lays out The Great Jado. Chris Steele and Sabre hit Kris Blasphemy with a double snap suplex. Chris Steele whips Kris Blasphemy into the guardrail. Chris Steele goes for a DDT, but Kris Blasphemy blocks it. Kris Blasphemy sets up Chris Steele on the table. Kris Blasphemy tries to drive Chris Steele through the table with a flying somersault splash, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Kid: That was very well needed! A small "Chris Steele" chant is being started. Sabre comes over to make it two-on-one. Sabre executes a snap suplex on Kris Blasphemy. Chris Steele executes a flying senton on Kris Blasphemy. Kid: No it's Blasphemy's turn to take some hit's! Chris Steele sets up Kris Blasphemy on the table. Chris Steele tries to drive Kris Blasphemy through the table with a twisting moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. T.J.: Steele making a mistake of his own! And I will second your remark on our tables, Kid. Kid: Damn right. Strong tables we've got here at the SFWL. Kris Blasphemy is starting to get under the crowd's The Great Jado comes over to make it two-on-one. Kris Blasphemy and The Great Jado hit Chris Steele with a double stomp. T.J.: Steele is just getting a beating, here. Kris Blasphemy takes Chris Steele down with a koppo kick. Kris Blasphemy knocks Chris Steele into the ringsteps. Kris Blasphemy hits Chris Steele with a koppo kick. Kris Blasphemy sets up Chris Steele on the table. Kris Blasphemy tries to drive Chris Steele through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. Chris Steele goes for a flying senton, but Trance shoves him off the turnbuckle. T.J.: This is really unfair! Steele isn't even getting a chance! The chants for Chris Steele are deafening. Earl Hebner threatens Kris Blasphemy with disqualification. The Great Jado comes over to make it two-on-one. Sabre comes over and lays out The Great Jado. Sabre is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sabre nails Kris Blasphemy with an armbar takedown. Chris Steele nails Kris Blasphemy with a flying lariat. They're brawling inside the ring area. T.j.: Steele coming back! Chris Steele executes the 24/7 on Kris Blasphemy on the concrete floor. Kris Blasphemy is out cold. Kid: He REALLY came back! Chris Steele uses a thrust kick to the head on Kris Blasphemy. Chris Steele knocks Kris Blasphemy into the ringsteps. Trance comes from behind and distracts Chris Steele. Kris Blasphemy nails Chris Steele with a backdrop driver. Kris Blasphemy reenters the ring. Chris Steele follows him back in. T.J.: This is terrible! Steele has been taking shots for at LEAST five minutes! Kris Blasphemy is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: He kicked out! Steele kicked out! Chris Steele punches Kris Blasphemy. Chris Steele suplexes Kris Blasphemy. Chris Steele gives the sign for the 24/7. Chris Steele hops up on the turnbuckle. The Great Jado hops offf the apron and runs over behind Chris Steele. The Great Jado shoves Chris Steele off the top rope. T.j.: Not again! Call this match off Earl, this is nothing but a mugging! Rich T. Boy and Sabre enter the ring. The Great Jado and Shin Mebadazz enter the ring. Kid: This just turned into a free for all once again! The Great Jado punches Rich T. Boy Rich T. Boy punches the Great Jado. Kris Blasphemy rolls out of the ring. Kris Blasphemy pulls Chris Steele out of the ring. Kris Blasphemy sends Chris Steele into the guardrail. Sabre punches Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz punches Sabre. T.J.: I can't tell what's going here, Kid! Sabre hits a spinebuster on Shin Mebadazz. Sabre executes mounted punches on Shin Mebadazz. Rich T. Boy sends The Great Jado into the ropes. Rich T. Boy goes for a backdrop but The Great Jado side steps him. The Great Jado hits a belly to back suplex on Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy falls out of the ring. Kid: What a suplex! He just suplexed Rich T. Boy out of the ring! Kris Blasphemy sends Chris Steele into the ring post. Kris Blasphemy hits a suplex on Chris Steele The Great Jado goes for a kick to the head on Sabre, but he ducks out of the way. Sabre hits a german suplex on the Great Jado Shin Mebadazz rolls out of the ring. Sabre punches The Great Jado. T.J.: Sabre holding his own! Sabre kicks The Great Jado in the stomach. Sabre executes the Ex-Caliber on the great Jado. Kid: He just took out Jado! Shin Mebadazz tosses back the ring apron. Shin Mebadazz pulls out a flouresent tube. Sabre runs at Shin Mebadazz and tries to hit a baseball slide, but Shin Mebadazz steps out of the way. Shin Mebadazz hits Sabre in the head with the flouresent tube. T.j.: Call the damn match, Earl! Shin Mebadazz stomps on Sabre. Sabre is busted open. The Great Jado is trying to get to his feet. Kris Blasphemy tries to whip Chris Steele into the ring post but he reverses it. Chris Steele executes a dragon suplex on Kris Blasphemy. Shin Mebadazz rolls Sabre back into the ring. Shin Mebadazz pulls out two more flouresent tubes. Sabre is bleeding like a faucet. Kid: More of those is not what we really wanted to see. Shin Mebadazz slides into the ring. Sabre is struggling to get to his feet. Sabre is on his feet. Sabre turns around. Shin Mebadazz sandwiches Sabre's head between the two flouresent bulbs. Sabre collapses to the mat in a heap. T.J.: What the hell is going on here!? Shin is just being a maniac! Sabre is bleeding like a faucet. Shin Mebadazz drops to his knees. Shin Mebadazz picks up Sabre. Shin Mebadazz begins grinding Sabre's face with what's left of one of the broken bulbs. T.J.: Damnit, someone stop this! Rich T. Boy is on his feet. Rich T. Boy slides into the ring. Shin Mebadazz slides out of the ring. Rich T. Boy begins checking on Sabre. Kid: Rich to the rescue...and just in time. Chris Steele is on his feet. Chris Steele slides into the ring. Shin Mebadazz goes over and helps Kris Blasphemy up to his feet. T.j.: Oh yeah, REAL team comradery there. The Great Jado walks over and hugs Shin Mebadazz. All three men begin backing up the entrance ramp. Chris Steele and Rich T. Boy are checking on Sabre, who is bleeding from his left eye, and head. The Match is a no contest. Time 0:14:04 The camera gets a clear shot of a busted open Sabre before cutting to the back. Kid: Hey, even I'll admit that was a bit much. T.J.: A BIT much?! That was completely ruthless! EMT's come out to check on Sabre. T.J.: Beating people with glass is nothing but wrong. The EMT's carry Sabre out of the ring. Rich T. Boy and Chris Steele follow them out. Kid: You see it almost everyday, brother. You need to get used to it. T.J.: Or it should be changed. Kid: You can't do it. "Do ya know what I mean?" by Oasis comes over the sound system, and the crowd pops mediocre-like. The lights fade to almost black, and one, two, three spotlights shine to the center of the ramp to make Sunder Ryan visible with his arms raises to the air. He turns around to the crowd and looks out upon them. Then he begins to walk to the ring, limping slightly still. Kid: It's Sunder Ryan, and I had a feeling we'd see some of him today. t.J.: Really? Where'd you get THAT idea? The fact that he pretty much said he would? Sunder isn't wearing his wrestling attire. He is dressed in a white turtleneck sweater and black pants. His cast is not visible beneath the pants, but the way his left leg is more bulky then the right shows that it is still there. T.j.: Apparently Ryan is still injured. Kid: Or maybe, he's just ACTING like it. T.j.: I really don't think so, Kid. Ryan reaches the ring and slides under the ropes. He goes to the opposite side and climbs the turnbuckle with some difficulty, and smiles to the crowd. Then he steps down and hobbles to the middle of the ring. The crowd quiets down with his music. Ryan doesn't speak for some time. T.J.: This is certainly going to be some kind of announcement concerning the cruiserweight title shot at Spring Thing. Ryan lifts the microphone to his mouth and speaks. Ryan: Sometimes, people make mistakes. Is this forgivable? He shrugs. Ryan: Well, every so often, it is. Kid: What's this about, anyway? He pauses again before he speaks. Ryan: I, for one, made a mistake last week! The crowd remains silent, intent. Ryan looks up. Ryan: For not destroying all three of those goons when I had the chance! The crowd cheers in certain areas. T.J.: Ryan coming clean here. Ryan: And for not saving myself against the Shin Jun Rui, I have regrets. But I regret more not being able to make Dylan Pierce defend himself. The crowd seems confused by this remark. Ryan: Never mind what I mean! If you didn't get it at first, you won't get it now! The crowd doesn't seem to like this reaction very much. Kid: Ryan getting under the crowds skin with that remark. they're just not sure what he'll do. Ryan: I'm not entitled to explain everything to you, and hand you my thoughts and emotions on a platter at dinnertime. YOU figure it out. Right now, I've got better things to do. Ryan turns around and walks the other way, still limping. Ryan: For instance: If I were to give one man a title shot, I would eventually have to give them all title shots after I beat the first and the next and the next one, after one, after one, after one. A lot of you must be thinking that you have some favorite competitor in your mind, but I, however, do not! As far as I am concerned, Rich T. Boy, Robespierre, Dylan Pierce! He pauses again. Kid: There's bound to be an antagonistic remark here. Ryan: You are all equally BAD. And yet, in such a case, you have all equally earned the right to fight against me at Spring Thing. The crowd pops up a little. t.J.: Ohhhh! I think I see where he's going with this, now. Ryan smiles and claps his hands mockingly. Ryan: Oh yes, you all understand NOW. Even you old boys in the back understand NOW. I think I need to clue you all in to something. Who's show do you think this is? NOT YOURS! GET OVER IT! The crowd pops again. Ryan: If you think you've got the papers, you are sadly mistaken. Ryan pulls out a piece of paper. Ryan: I have the papers right here. Signed and stamped by commissioner Adam Greenberg. Kid: Well, what does this all mean, anyway? I don't understand. T.J. : Just listen, and you probably will. Ryan: Yes, Yes, that's right. We are going to have a four way match for the cruiserweight title at Spring Thing. The crowd cheers loudly. T.J.: A four way match?! How did that pass by Greenberg? Ryan: And don't worry! I've got a little something extra for the match as well. Ryan smiles as the crowd cheers. He takes a bow to one side, and then the next. Then he begins to walk out of the ring. T.J.: Well, I'm not sure what to say! Ryan has scheduled a four way match for Spring Thing! Kid: Tell me about it! What? What's that?! Robespierre comes from the crowd and slides into the ring. Kid: It's Robespierre! t.J. : He must've been lying in wait the whole damn time! Robespierre runs up and grabs Ryan from behind. Robespierre exicutes a belly to back suplex on Ryan. T.J. : Hey, he's going after an INJURED Ryan here! Robespierre puts Ryan in a figure four leg lock. T.J.: This is sick! He's going after that leg! Ryan is screaming. Rich T. Boy runs out from the back and heads towards the ring. The crowd goes nuts. Kid: Now Rich T. Boy is back out here! Rich T. Boy runs into the ring lays out Robespierre. Sunder Ryan is writhing in pain on the ground. Rich T. Boy climbs the turnkbuckle. Kid: Rich going for something here! Rich the man! Rich T. Boy exicutes a Shooting Star Press on Robespierre. T.J. Robespierre got his there! Sunder Ryan rolls out of the ring, and hobles back to his mic. Ryan: You-You...! Dylan Pierce slowly walks out onto the ramp, looking at the fighting in the ring. Sunder Ryan looks up and see's him. t.J.: And now Dylan Pierce has come to get a piece of the action! Dylan Pierce chuckles, and shakes his head slightly. Sunder Ryan looks infuriated. The two men in the ring stop fighting and wait. Ryan: Get out of here you pitiful excuse for a pimple! Don't you see that I've got enough problems to deal with as it is! He points to Rich T. Boy and Robespierre in the ring. Dylan Pierce shakes his head, and walks away. Kid: He walked away! He left! T.J.: What does this mean?! Sunder Ryan is limping after him. Kid: Oh, like he's going to catch up! Ryan, as he walks: Get back out here! I'm not done with you yet! Get back out here! Dylan Pierce doesn't come back out. Rich T. Boy and Robespierre step out of the ring and follow Ryan. Ryan, pulling out the contract again. He rips it in half. Ryan: See what you made me do, Pierce? You're cut off, old boy. You're out of the match! Gone! T.J.: Gone! I don't think that's going to happen! Ryan doesn't have that kind of authority. Kid: Ryan seems to be pulling authority out of nowhere alot these days. Ryan limps to the back and out of sight, still irate, screaming-but the microphone is not up to his mouth, so what he says cannot be heard. Rich T. Boy and Robespierre follow, once again at uneasy odds, but not physical. T.J.: I don't know what to make of this? Does this mean that Dylan Pierce isn't going to be in the match at Spring Thing? Kid: Pierce may be out, but Johnson is in...The ring that is. T.J.: Oh that's clever. So how's that working for you? Kid: What do you mean? T.J.: Being clever. How's that working for you? They lock up. Jared Williams whips Malik Johnson into the ropes, but Malik Johnson reverses it. Kid: Williams is out here fighting, despite the beating he took earlier. Jared Williams misses with a clothesline. Malik Johnson hits Jared Williams with a kick. Malik Johnson goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Jared Williams blocks it. T.J.: Williams definately wants to do anything to win this match. Jared Williams throws Malik Johnson out of the ring. Jared Williams jumps onto him with a springboard plancha. Jared Williams hits a jumping DDT on Malik Johnson. Jared Williams whips Malik Johnson into the guardrail. Jared Williams nails Malik Johnson with a double underhook piledriver. Jared Williams executes a double underhook piledriver on Malik Johnson. Jared Williams reenters the ring. Malik Johnson follows him back in. Jared Williams is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: Johnson almost lost it there. Jared Williams runs into the ropes. Malik Johnson goes for a spear, but Jared Williams counters it with a kneelift. Jared Williams goes for a Cradle DDT, but Malik Johnson blocks it. Malik Johnson takes Jared Williams down with an enzuigiri to the face. The crowd is starting to get behind Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson places Jared Williams on the turnbuckle. Malik Johnson goes for a top-rope DDT, but Jared Williams counters it with a front-layout superplex. Kid: Williams making it hard for Malik to get into a groove. Jared Williams runs into the ropes. Malik Johnson goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Jared Williams ducks out of the way. Jared Williams punches Malik Johnson. Jared Williams hits Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson kicks Jared Williams. The crowd is starting to get behind Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson chops Jared Williams. The crowd is starting to get behind Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson hits Jared Williams. A small "Malik Johnson" chant is being started. t.J.: Johnson gaining crowd support. Jared Williams kicks Malik Johnson. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Jared Williams punches Malik Johnson. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Malik Johnson punches Jared Williams. Malik Johnson whips Jared Williams into the ropes, but Jared Williams reverses it. Jared Williams hits Malik Johnson with a kick. Jared Williams runs into the ropes. Jared Williams misses with a clothesline. Jared Williams hits Malik Johnson with a kick. Jared Williams hits Malik Johnson with a double-arm DDT. Kid: Williams just won't let Malik out of this. T.J.: No kidding, but how can you blame him? Malik's got Jayson Carter's girl. Jared Williams gets an armlock hammerlock submission on Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jared Williams gets an armlock hammerlock submission on Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson is struggling to reach the ropes. Malik Johnson tries to escape the hold. Malik Johnson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Kid: Johnson getting out there. Jared Williams executes the Phi Beta Slamma on Malik Johnson. T.J.: Phi Betta Slamma! This match is over! Jared Williams goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: Johnson kicked out! That was really amazing! Jared Williams goes for split-legged moonsault, but Malik Johnson gets his knees up. Kid: Johnson turning things around! Malik Johnson whips Jared Williams into the turnbuckle. Malik Johnson leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Malik Johnson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Malik Johnson goes for a kick to the head, but Jared Williams blocks it. T.J.: Man, Johnson can't get things started. Jared Williams uses a flying sunset flip on Malik Johnson. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: Johnson is amazing! He won't give up! Jared Williams hits Malik Johnson with an enzuigiri. T.J.: Williams not giving up either however. Jared Williams attempts to place Malik Johnson in an anklelock, but Malik Johnson kicks him in the midsection. Malik Johnson goes for a rabbit punch, but Jared Williams grabs his hand. Jared Williams turns Malik Johnson around. Jared Williams executes a Russian Leg Sweep on Malik Johnson. The crowd is cheering for Jared Williams. Kid: They can't be cheering him! Look at Malik's heart! t.J.: They appreciate good wrestling, and people who aren't kidnappers! Jared Williams executes a tornado DDT on Malik Johnson. Jared Williams goes for the pin. Referee counts: One, Two.... In the ropes. T.J.: And Johnson instinctively gets his foot on the ropes. Malik Johnson goes for the spear, but Jared Williams moves out of the way. Jared Williams executes the Phi Beta Slamma on Malik Johnson. Jared Williams hooks the leg. t.j.: And THERE is it again! Kid: Come on Johnson, get up again! Referee counts: One, Two, Three. Winner is Jared Williams Time: 00:06:17 T.J.: And Williams picks up the HUGE win going into Spring Thing. Kid: Speaking of which, there still isn't a Tag Team Title defense for that. T.J.: I'm sure something will come before the PPV. Malik Johnson is infuriated. Malk Johnson complains to the referee about a fast count. Jared Williams is taunting Malik Johnson. T.J.: Johnson pleading to no avail. Malik Johnson gets up and gets in Jared Williams face. Jared Williams continues to taunt him. Malik Johnson takes a swing at Jared Williams, knocking him down. Malik Johnson stomps away at Jared Williams. Malik Johnson exits the ring. T.J.: Good, maybe he'll leave now. Kid: Oh, no... look. Malik Johnson pulls a fire extinguisher from under the ring. Malik Johnson re-enters the ring. Malik Johnson sprays Jared Williams with Carbon dioxide. Malik Johnson watches and mocks Jared Williams as he stumbles to his feet. Malik Johnson signals for the Total Vindication. T.J.: This is all uncalled for! The man beat him! Kid: No, turnabout is fair play. Malik Johnson tosses the fire extinguisher down. Malik Johnson executes the Total Vindication on Jared Williams. Jayson Carter makes his way through the crowd, unnoticed to Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson celebrates his beating of Jared Williams. Jayson Carter is carrying a steel chain. T.J.: And here comes Carter! Kid: He's got a chain, much like Johnson had at Extreme last Saturday. Jayson Carter jumps into the ring. Jayson Carter hits Malik Johnson in the back of the head with the chain. Malik Johnson falls to the mat. T.J.: And Carter with his own Vindication! Jayson Carter picks Malik Johnson up. Jayson Carter executes The Curtain Call on Malik Johnson. T.J.: HA! Kid: we're supposed to be impartial. T.J.: Oh, yeah and YOU are? Jayson Carter pulls Malik Johnson to his face. JAYSON C. - "WHERE IS SHE!?!?!" T.J.: Carter referring of course to Jessica Martinsdale. Kid: Thank you, King Obvious. Malik Johnson laughs at him. Jayson Carter hits him with the steel chain. JAYSON C. - "Wrong answer! Where is she?" MALIK J. - "You think..." (cough) "It'll be that easy, Carter. Forget it..." JAYSON C. - "What do you want from me, Malik?" Malik Johnson smiles. MALIK J. - "I want a match... for you're career..." The crowd reacts with stunned silence. T.J.: What does he mean? JAYSON C. - "You want a match, you want my career. YOU'VE GOT IT! But on MY terms, Johnson. It'll be, at Spring Thing, in one corner, the Future, represented by Jayson Carter... " Crowd pops Jayson C.: ... AND THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE FRAT!!!" HUGE Crowd pop. JAYSON C. - "Versus you, Malik... and a partner of your choice. A handicap match..." Malik Johnson scoffs. MALIK J. - "You honestly think I'd take that pussy match... please." JAYSON C. - "But... wait, there is something in it for you. You are such the athlete, well... prove it. If you and your partner win... you will be the Tag Champions. I've consulted this over with the boys, and they agree. We win, we get Jessica back, no questions asked. You win..." MALIK J. - "We're the tag team champions AND you retire." JAYSON C. - "You've got a deal..." MALIK J. - "Say goodbye to your fans, Carter... Sunday, it's officially VINDICATION!" Jayson Carter smiles. Jayson Carter hits Malik Johnson with the steel chain in the face. Malik Johnson is busted wide open. Jayson Carter picks Jared Williams up and gets him upright. They walk to the back. T.J.: Well, THAT was a strange turn of events! Kid: No kidding. I guess we DO have a match for Spring Thing! T.J.: The Frat are taking Johnson in on a pretty sweet deal. (Cut to outside) (Adam Russell's limo pulls up outside of a local McDonalds. Wally gets out and walks to the back door, letting Russell out. Russell reaches in and grabs Freebird, pulling him out. Freebird is busted open, with blood dripping from his face. Russell guides Freebird to the front door. Russell opens it up and walks in. They walk up to the only till open, a small goofy looking kid is standing at the till with a smile until he sees Freebird in cuffs, busted wide open.) Russell - Dont ya know its not nice to stare kid? Smile... do your job.... Kid - How... how may i help you? Russell - Well... Ill have a Mac Meal.... Kid - Alright... and for... Russell - Make that super sized would ya? no onions... extra pickles... and... no sesame seeds on the bun please? Freebird - You picky bastard! Spit on it kid... Russell - Bird, its not your turn. Also, make sure there aint any cheeze... lactose intolerant. And make sure its fresh, well done eh.. hold the grease? Freebird - unbelievable... you are truly unbelieveable.... Russell - He'll have a hamburger happy meal... make him happy kid! Freebird - What? Adam Russell - Hey, I only got 10 bucks Bird... settle.... two cokes with that.... mine no ice. Also, make sure my fries have no salt... health precaution. (The kid walks away with a look of disgust on his face. Russell walks Freebird over to their seat. He sits him down and walks back to pick up the food. Russell walks back with the tray, and sits down beside Freebird. He puts his arm around Freebird and sets the food infront of him. Russell starts to eat before he realises Freebird's hands are cuffed.) Adam Russell - Good old McDonalds eh Bird? Go ahead, eat up... dont let the fries get cold. Freebird - You bastard... un cuff me! Adam Russell - Freebird... we have some work cut out for us this Sunday. Well, if you want to be exact, you have some work cut out for yourself. See, your just not cutting it here Freebird. Your just not being able to handle the workload between us. Freebird - What in the hell are you talking about you psycho? Adam Russell - Ratings... I always talk about the ratings. i mean, right here in McDonalds..t his has to be pulling great ratings. Hell, i bet McDonalds will be doing a big payoff to the SFWL for filming in their store... thanks to Adam Russell's bright idea! Freebird - Bright idea from a dim guy.... Adam Russell - Freebird, this is my time to talk... excuse me! Freebird, this Sunday I propose.... well..... I demand you just lay down to me. Freebird - your full of crap! Adam Russell - No, really... it will improve the ratings. Freebird - No, really... your scared... Adam Russell - no really... Freebird - Enough already. Adam Russell - No, really... it will. I mean, its not like Im going to lose anyway, right? Adam Russell always wins! Freebird - You obviously havnt faced Freebird huh? Adam Russell - As of the PPV I will have... Freebird - Duh... and Im going to kick your ass Russell... Adam Russell - No your not... Freebird - Yes I am... Adam Russell - No your not! Freebird - No your not... Adam Russell - Yes you are! I mean.... yes I am... eat up... its getting cold. Freebird - No hands stupid! Adam Russell - Ill let you free on one condition. Freebird - Whats that? Adam Russell - You lay down for me at Spring Thing. Freebird - Damnit Adam, what is it going to take to get through your head... im going to kick your stinkin teeth in! Adam Russell - Ya... well you can try... hard... Freebird - I wont have to! Adam Russell - Well.... I wont have to either... Freebird - Wont have to what? Try to kick my ass? Adam Russell - Yeah! Russell flips the table as he elbows Freebird in the jaw. Russell picks Freebird up and slams him onto one of the other tables as it breaks. Russell picks Freebird up and tosses him into the counter area. Russell picks up Freebird and smashes his head on the counter. Russell picks up a till and cracks it over Freebirds head. Freebird is busted wide open, and helpless. Russell gets up ontot he counter and pulls Freebird up. Russell Sets Freebird up for a piledriver onto the counter. Freebird rolls onto the floor. Adam Russell - Time to go Freebird... Russell picks Freebird up and tosses him through the front window of McDonalds. Russell steps over Freebird as he walks through the broken glass. Russell gets into his limo, leaving Freebird on the ground. The limo drives off. (Back to ringside) T.J.: Russel apparently MORE of a coward then we originally thought! Kid: You can't love the man. T.J.: No kidding. Kid: T.J., the proffesional is coming out. T.J.: I see this. The crowd grows silent. Micheal Torment just walks out. T.J.: Well, I suppose he's just going to fight his match and do anything else. Kid: No kidding? T.J.: well, Shin here is certain to try and take the title from Michael tonight. They lock up. Shin Mebadazz hits a kick to the thigh on The Professional. Shin Mebadazz whips The Professional into the ropes. Shin Mebadazz hits The Professional with a backdrop. Kid: Shin getting things started here. Shin Mebadazz uses a kick to the midsection on The Professional. Shin Mebadazz executes the Dark Morning Driver on The Professional. T.j.: Wow! the proffesional may be out already. Kid: I don't see any reason for him to be out here, anyway. Shin Mebadazz goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... The Professional begs off. T.J.: He kicked out anyway, though. Shin Mebadazz uses a roundhouse kick on The Professional. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz takes The Professional down with a Destiny Hammer. Shin Mebadazz nails The Professional with a piledriver. Kid: Shin has really got this match in his palm. I fear for Torments chances. Shin Mebadazz puts The Professional in an octopus hold. The Professional reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Shin Mebadazz whips The Professional into the turnbuckle. The Professional comes back, but is met with a clothesline. Shin Mebadazz takes The Professional down with a kick to the head. Shin Mebadazz hits The Professional with Turbo Hell Drop. t.J.: This is ridiculous! Why doens't Micheal Torment fight back? Shin Mebadazz executes a kick to the midsection on The Professional. Shin Mebadazz places The Professional on the turnbuckle. Shin Mebadazz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Shin Mebadazz sets up the chair. Shin Mebadazz hits a top-rope DDT onto the chair on The Professional. T.J.:...I am amazed by that move. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: I can't believe he kicked out! Shin Mebadazz whips The Professional into the ropes. The Professional hits Shin Mebadazz with an elbow. The Professional locks Shin Mebadazz in a Boston crab. Shin Mebadazz breaks the hold after 7 seconds. Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring. Shin Mebadazz places The Professional on the turnbuckle. Shin Mebadazz goes for a top-rope DDT, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional throws Shin Mebadazz off the turnbuckle. T.J.: There we go! The Professional takes Shin Mebadazz down with an inverted power bomb. The Professional kicks Shin Mebadazz. The Professional kicks Shin Mebadazz. A portion of the crowd is booing The Professional. Shin Mebadazz kicks The Professional. Shin Mebadazz is starting to get more cheers than boos. Shin Mebadazz hits The Professional. Shin Mebadazz goes for a Destiny Hammer, but The Professional side-steps and Shin Mebadazz only hits air. Kid: The Proffesional getting better now. Maybe he finally wants this match. The Professional is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. The Professional hits an inverted power bomb on Shin Mebadazz. The Professional is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. The Professional takes Shin Mebadazz down with a forearm smash. The Professional whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. Shin Mebadazz misses with a clothesline. The Professional uses an armdrag takedown on Shin Mebadazz. t.J.: It looks as if you may be right, Kid. Torment is really manhandling Shin now. Shin Mebadazz throws The Professional out of the ring. Shin Mebadazz jumps onto him with a tope suicida. Kid: What was that? I can't believe he did that. Shin Mebadazz sets up a table. Shin Mebadazz knocks The Professional into the ringpost. A portion of the crowd is cheering Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz sets up The Professional on the table. T.J.: Uh oh. Shin Mebadazz tries to drive The Professional through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. The Professional hits an atomic drop on Shin Mebadazz. The Professional knocks Shin Mebadazz into the ringsteps off of the table. Kid: High flying head into the turnbuckle there. The Professional goes for a European uppercut, but Shin Mebadazz counters it with a backslide. Shin Mebadazz whips The Professional into the guardrail. Shin Mebadazz sets up The Professional on the table. Shin Mebadazz tries to drive The Professional through the table with a backdrop driver, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. T.J: Shin had better stay away from the tables if he knows what's good for him! The Professional seemingly enjoys the boos. The Professional uses a legsweep on Shin Mebadazz. The Professional throws Shin Mebadazz back into the ring. The Professional brings the table into the ring. Kid: Now things will get interesting. Shin Mebadazz whips The Professional into the ropes, but The Professional reverses it. Shin Mebadazz hits The Professional with a Yakuza kick. Shin Mebadazz uses a roundhouse kick on The Professional. Shin Mebadazz whips The Professional into the ropes. The Professional misses with an elbow. Shin Mebadazz hits The Professional with a clothesline. Shin Mebadazz sets up The Professional on the table. Shin Mebadazz executes a backdrop driver through the table. T.J.: He got the table this time! The table didn't break. Shin Mebadazz catches The Professional in the cross-faced chicken wing. The Professional is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Professional breaks the hold after 17 seconds. The Professional nails Shin Mebadazz with a double-arm DDT. The Professional seemingly enjoys the boos. Kid: I don't see how people can boo him right now. The Professional sets up Shin Mebadazz on the table. The Professional tries to drive Shin Mebadazz through the table with a brain buster, but he blocks it. Shin Mebadazz executes the Dark Morning Driver on The Professional. Shin Mebadazz is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Shin Mebadazz goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kid: Shin not liking the results in the crowd. Shin Mebadazz sets up The Professional on the table. Shin Mebadazz executes a slingshot legdrop through the table. The table didn't break. T.J.: Strong tables, kid! Kid: Strong tables! Shin Mebadazz seemingly enjoys the boos. Shin Mebadazz takes The Professional down with a legsweep. Shin Mebadazz is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kid: Another close call for Micheal Torment! The Professional begs off. Shin Mebadazz hits a chop on The Professional. Shin Mebadazz goes for a roundhouse kick, but The Professional ducks out of the way. T.J.: Quick reflexes saving the Proffesional this time. The Professional hits Shin Mebadazz with an armdrag takedown. The Professional whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. The Professional hits Shin Mebadazz with a legsweep. The Professional executes the Professional Courtesy on Shin Mebadazz. Kid: There it is! Shin is out! The cheers for The Professional are drowning out the boos. The Professional goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. T.J.: Three! Micheal Torment wins! The Professional doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. The winner is The Professional. Time of match: 0:08:14 Kid: That's a relief! I didn't really want to see a man like Shin win that match. T.J.: No kidding. It's good to see that Torment can perform, even under the circumstances... -cut to backstage- Charlie Yin-yang is seen in a locker room pumping himself up for the upcoming PPV match with Brad Hunter. Yin-yang's AE: I can feel it now. I'm gonna dismember that jacka** this sunday. Yin-yang: So what are we doing here??? We don't even have a match tonight neither does Brad Hunter. Kevin Cash didn't even show up tonight. Yin-yang's AE: I'm here to do a little warm up match for this Sunday. Yin-yang: A warm up match??? With who??? Yin-yang grabs himself by the back of the head and slams it into a locker. YIn-yang: Aaahhh!!!! What was that for??? Yin-yang's AE: Nothing I'm just having my warm up match. Yin-yang picks up a chair and bashes himself in the face with it. Yin-yang is now bleeding like a faucet. Yin-yang grabs himself by the head and throws himself out the door to the locker room. Some surrounding SFWL employees shockingly stare at Yin-yang. Yin-yang's AE: WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYBODY LOOKING AT???? Yin-yang: (sarcastically) Gee I wonder what they could be looking at? Yin-yang's AE: I DIDN'T ASK YOU, SH** HEAD!!!!! Yin-yang grabs himself by the back of the head and flips himself end over end through a table. Yin-yang picks himself and repeatedly bashes his head into a vending machine. Yin-yang picks up a glass pitcher full of water and shatters it over his head. Yin-yang throws himself through a stack of chairs. YIn-yang sets up a table. Yin-yang sets up a second table. Yin-yang sets up a third table on top of one of the tables. Yin-yang sets up a fourth table on top of the other table. Yin-yang finds a ladder and sets it up next to the tables. Yin-yang climbs the ladder. Yin-yang performs a flying senton bomb through all four tables. All four tables are smashed to pieces. Yin-yang is lying on his back in the rubble. Yin-yang's AE: HEY WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET!!!!! Yin-yang picks himself up and runs himself into another locker room door. Yin-yang falls on the floor in front of Pedro. Yin-yang picks himself up and starts busting his head into each locker door one by one. Pedro: Hey dis look mucho fun!!! Me wanna play too!!! Pedro starts following Yin-yang down the line bashing his head into each and every locker. -cut back to the ring- T.J.: I can't even touch this topic, Kid, don't try to make me. Kid: Well, Yin-Yang was just getting ready! T.J.: It looked like a scene from Fight Club! Kid: Yeah...A good movie, too. T.J.: I...Let's just move on. Kid: Ok, but you may not want to move on to this match. T.J.: Why...Oh, it's the world title match! They lock up. Kid: No kidding, FRANK. Steve Fella hits Kent McKnight with a kick to the midsection. Steve Fella uses a piledriver on Kent McKnight. Steve Fella raises his arms and shouts. A small "Steve Fella" chant is being started. Kid: These fans really love Steve Fella. Steve Fella throws Kent McKnight out of the ring. Steve Fella jumps onto him with a tope suicida. t.J.: Fella with a high risk manuever there. He got the pay off. They're brawling inside the ring area. Steve Fella sets up a table. Steve Fella whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. Steve Fella goes for a moonsault, but Kent McKnight rolls out of the way. Kid: Mckight got out of the way on time with that. Kent McKnight nails Steve Fella with a snap mare. Kent McKnight knocks Steve Fella into the ringpost. Kent McKnight goes for the Best Damn Finisher, but Steve Fella counters it with a kick to the head. Steve Fella reenters the ring. Kent McKnight follows him back in. T.J.: Back into the ring they go. Kent McKnight brings the table into the ring. Kent McKnight hits Steve Fella with an elbow. Kent McKnight sets up Steve Fella on the table. Kent McKnight tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with a diving headbutt, but he blocks it. Steve Fella hits Kent McKnight with the Splash Mountain through the table. Kid: The table broke! James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: I'm very surprised he got out of that! Steve Fella kicks Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight kicks Steve Fella. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight goes for a Steinerline, but Steve Fella counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Fella. In turn, Kent McKnight counters it with a low blow. Kid: The champ taking a shot in the lower section there. Kent McKnight punches Steve Fella. Kent McKnight hits Steve Fella. Steve Fella chops Kent McKnight. Steve Fella chops Kent McKnight. A small "Steve Fella" chant is being started. Steve Fella kicks Kent McKnight. The crowd is cheering on Steve Fella. Steve Fella whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. K8E trips Kent McKnight. T.J.: That was a little cheap. Steve Fella takes Kent McKnight down with a double underhook backbreaker. Steve Fella is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Steve Fella whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. Steve Fella executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Kent McKnight. Steve Fella executes a diving headbutt on Kent McKnight. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Steve Fella sets up the chair. Steve Fella goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Kent McKnight goes for a spin kick, but Steve Fella ducks out of the way. Kid: Fella's really giving Mcknight a hard time here. T.J.: Well, he is the champion. Steve Fella goes for a brain buster, but Kent McKnight slides down his back. Kent McKnight goes for a short clothesline, but Steve Fella counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. T.J.: Lot of counters and missed moves there. The crowd is cheering on Steve Fella. Steve Fella whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. K8E trips Kent McKnight. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Kent McKnight executes a spin kick on Steve Fella. Kent McKnight is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Kent McKnight goes for a bulldog, but Steve Fella counters it with a back suplex Steve Fella places Kent McKnight on the turnbuckle. Steve Fella hits a belly-to-back superplex on Kent McKnight. Kid: Did you here the impact on that! Steve Fella is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Steve Fella uses Jackass Drop on Kent McKnight. The crowd is cheering on Steve Fella. Steve Fella is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... T.J.: Mcknight is really having a hard time here. Steve Fella whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. Kent McKnight misses with an elbow. Steve Fella misses with a shoulderblock. Steve Fella hits Kent McKnight with a kick. Steve Fella sets up Kent McKnight on the table. Steve Fella tries to drive Kent McKnight through the table with a diving headbutt, but he blocks it. Kent McKnight executes a bulldog on Steve Fella. Kent McKnight is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Kid: I can't believe this crowd is this angry at Mcknight. Kent McKnight takes Steve Fella down with a European uppercut. Kent McKnight takes Steve Fella down with an elbowdrop. Kent McKnight sets up Steve Fella on the table. Kent McKnight tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with a diving headbutt, but he blocks it. Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Kent McKnight. T.J.: The redemption, and that may be it! There are lots of chants for Steve Fella. Steve Fella goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: Mcknight kicked out! He wants this title. Steve Fella sets up Kent McKnight on the table. Steve Fella tries to drive Kent McKnight through the table with a moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Kid: A BIG miss there! Mcknight just may have a chance. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. Steve Fella misses with a clothesline. Steve Fella hits Kent McKnight with a clothesline. Kent McKnight falls out of the ring. Steve Fella goes for Asai moonsault, but Kent McKnight moves out of the way. T.J.: Another big miss for Fella. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kent McKnight whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. Kent McKnight goes for a kick to the groin, but Steve Fella blocks it. Kent McKnight takes Steve Fella down with a series of punches. Kent McKnight throws Steve Fella back into the ring. Kid: Back into the ring yet again. Kent McKnight whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle. Kent McKnight executes a roundhouse right on Steve Fella. Kent McKnight takes Steve Fella down with a kick to the groin. Kent McKnight sets up Steve Fella on the table. Kent McKnight tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. t.J.: These two are really having trouble with the high risk manuevers! The table didn't break. The chants for Steve Fella are deafening. Steve Fella takes Kent McKnight down with a Death Valley Driver. Steve Fella hits a stun gun on Kent McKnight. Steve Fella executes the Michinoku Driver on Kent McKnight. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: I don't know if Mcknight has got enough. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with the Singapore Cane. Steve Fella hits him with the Singapore Cane. T.J.: He got him with the cane! The chants for Steve Fella are deafening. James Beard throws the Singapore Cane out of the ring. T.J.: I'm glad it's gone though. Steve Fella sets up Kent McKnight on the table. Steve Fella executes Jackass Drop through the table. The table is broken in half. Kid: Jackass Drop through the table! Steve Fella whips Kent McKnight into the turnbuckle. Kid: Fella not going for the pin...That might not have been a good idea. Steve Fella runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Kent McKnight moves out of the way. Kent McKnight nails Steve Fella with a low blow. Kent McKnight chops Steve Fella. Kent McKnight hits Steve Fella. Kent McKnight chops Steve Fella. Kent McKnight further incites the crowd. Kent McKnight nails Steve Fella with a kick to the groin. T.J.: Mcknight going for Fella's lower section yet again. Kent McKnight punches Steve Fella. Kent McKnight kicks Steve Fella. Kent McKnight is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Kent McKnight leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Kent McKnight goes for a bulldog, but Steve Fella blocks it. Kid: Uh oh, that's not good. Steve Fella sets up Kent McKnight on the table. Steve Fella executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Kid: Another sturdy table! Steve Fella hits Kent McKnight with an elbow. Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Kent McKnight. The chants for Steve Fella are deafening. T.J.: I think that's probably all that Mcknight can take, Kid. Steve Fella goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts. The winner is Steve Fella. Time of match: 0:07:51 Kid: That's all! Fella defends his title against Kent Mcknight! T.J.: No kidding, KID. Kid: Hey, that's my line, FRANK! T.J.: Fella defending his title against Mcknight, and I'm just wondering what's going to happen at Spring Thing. Who's Fella going to fight? Kid: Well, he may be fighting one of our next compeitors...Brian Bowers. T.J.: Lord, I hope not. They lock up. Brian Bowers begs off. T.J.: In true Bowers form tonight. Chris Steele attempts to place Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Chris Steele throws Brian Bowers out of the ring. Chris Steele goes through the ropes. Kid: Steele taking it to the outside. Chris Steele is handed a baseball bat. Chris Steele hits him with the baseball bat. T.J.: Steele showing no mercy with that shot. The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Steele. Chris Steele chokes him with a baseball bat. Chris Steele nails Brian Bowers with a punch. Chris Steele is handed a frying pan. Chris Steele hits him with the frying pan. Kid: No mercy on that either. A small "Chris Steele" chant is being started. Chris Steele takes Brian Bowers down with a Yakuza kick. Chris Steele whips Brian Bowers into the guardrail. Chris Steele uses a bulldog on Brian Bowers. Elle Phillips comes from behind and distracts Brian Bowers. Chris Steele executes a senton on Brian Bowers. Chris Steele hits Brian Bowers with a thrust kick to the head. Kate Elliot comes from behind and distracts Chris Steele. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brian Bowers sets up a table. Brian Bowers sets up Chris Steele on the table. Brian Bowers executes a Northern Lights bomb through the table. The table didn't break. Brian Bowers is starting to get under the crowd's skin. t.j.: Bowers really tossing Steele on that, but that table's still standing! Kid: Just like Elton John. He takes a beating, but's he's still standing. Brian Bowers takes Chris Steele down with a Northern Lights bomb. Brian Bowers whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. Brian Bowers executes a belly-to-back suplex on Chris Steele. Brian Bowers goes for a short lariat, but Chris Steele ducks out of the way. Brian Bowers hits a jumping DDT on Chris Steele. T.J.: Bowers driving Steele into the ground with that. Brian Bowers mocks a fan at ringside. Quite a few boos are audible. Brian Bowers whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. Brian Bowers throws Chris Steele back into the ring. Brian Bowers takes Chris Steele down with a jumping DDT. The crowd is booing Brian Bowers. Kid: remember last Saturday when Bowers was actually getting cheers? T.J.: Yeah, I do. A remarkable day in the history of the SFWL. Brian Bowers catches Chris Steele in a double chickenwing submission. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brian Bowers takes Chris Steele down with second-rope shoulderbreaker. Brian Bowers hits Chris Steele with a jumping DDT. Brian Bowers is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Brian Bowers locks Chris Steele in a standing short arm scissors. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brian Bowers nails Chris Steele with a Northern Lights bomb. Kid: Bowers is really tearing into Steele. Brian Bowers whips Chris Steele into the turnbuckle. Brian Bowers takes Chris Steele down with a Northern Lights bomb. A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers uses a Northern Lights bomb on Chris Steele. A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers whips Chris Steele into the ropes. Kate Elliot trips Chris Steele. Brian Bowers throws Chris Steele out of the ring. Brian Bowers goes through the ropes. Brian Bowers whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. Elle Phillips comes from behind and distracts Brian Bowers. Chris Steele knocks Brian Bowers into the ringsteps. Chris Steele whips Brian Bowers into the guardrail. Chris Steele hits Brian Bowers with a DDT. Chris Steele throws Brian Bowers back into the ring. Chris Steele uses a flying senton on Brian Bowers. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Chris Steele gives the sign for the 24/7. Chris Steele executes the 24/7 on Brian Bowers. T.J.: Twenty four seven! Bowers just might be out! Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... T.J.: Aww...Too close to the ropes. Chris Steele goes for a moonsault from the second turnbuckle, but Brian Bowers rolls out of the way. Brian Bowers puts Chris Steele in the STF. Chris Steele breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Brian Bowers begs off. Chris Steele executes a bulldog on Brian Bowers. Chris Steele hits Brian Bowers with a snap suplex. Chris Steele throws Brian Bowers out of the ring. Chris Steele goes through the ropes. Chris Steele sets up Brian Bowers on the table. Chris Steele executes the 24/7 through the table. The table didn't break. Kid: Bowers may NEVER get up from that! The crowd is going crazy. Chris Steele whips Brian Bowers into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brian Bowers knocks Chris Steele into the ringsteps. Kate Elliot comes from behind and distracts Chris Steele. Brian Bowers whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. Brian Bowers sets up Chris Steele on the table. Brian Bowers executes a double underhook power bomb through the table. The table didn't break. T.J.: Strong tables. Kid: Damn right, brother. Brian Bowers whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. Brian Bowers goes for a power bomb, but Chris Steele blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Chris Steele on the concrete floor. t.J.: No more apologies! Steele is out! Chris Steele is out cold. Brian Bowers whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. Brian Bowers executes an armbar takedown on Chris Steele. Brian Bowers hits a double underhook power bomb on Chris Steele. Brian Bowers knocks Chris Steele into the ringsteps. Brian Bowers hits a short lariat on Chris Steele. Brian Bowers throws Chris Steele back into the ring. Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: Steele still showing life! Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Chris Steele. Brian Bowers goes for the pin. t.J.: Maybe not this time! Tim White counts: One, two, thr… kickout. Kid: He's out again! Chris Steele executes a brainbuster on Brian Bowers. Wayne Reid, Shawn Bryant, and Dylan Pierce make their way to the ring. T.J.: Oh just great! Who would of expected a run-in from Shin Jun Rui? Chris Steele climbs to the top rope. Dylan Pierce charges the ring. Dylan Pierce hops on the apron. Chris Steele kicks Dylan Pierce. Chris Steele executes a Tornado DDT on Dylan Pierce to the outside. Kid: Chris Steele taking out Dylan Pierce. Brian Bowers is back on his feet. He gives a "Kill" command. Wayne Reid and Shawn Bryant stomp away on Chris Steele who is still on the ground. The crowd pops. Steve Fella hops the guardrail. He has the Singapore Cane. T.J.: The World Champion's here! Brian Bowers and Shin Jun Rui have no clue! Steve Fella slides into the ring. Brian Bowers is laughing. Brian Bowers turns around. Steve Fella nails him with the Singapore Cane. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Brian Bowers. T.J.: And Fella once again gets the upper hand on Brian Bowers! The other members of Shin Jun Rui see Fella. All three of them slide into the ring. Wayne Reid gives a thumbs down to Steve Fella. Steve Fella spits at Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid charges Steve Fella. Steve Fella executes a thrust kick to Wayne Reid's head. Steve Fella hits several quick kicks on Wayne Reid. Chris Steele is back to his feet. Chris Steele climbs the top rope. Steve Fella points behind Shawn Bryant and Dylan Pierce. They both turn around. Chris Steele hits a missile dropkick on both of them. Steve Fella nails a DDT on Wayne Reid. Brian Bowers rolls out of the ring. So do Dylan Pierce and Shawn Bryant. Steve Fella throws Wayne Reid out of the ring. Kid: Fella and Steele, working as a team, have cleared the ring of Shin Jun Rui! Brian Bowers asks for a mic. He is handed one. Bowers: Fella! FELLA! Damn it! This is the last time you will interfere in ANY of Shin Jun Rui's matches! You have no earthly idea what we had planned for Chris Steele! You ruined it, once again. Enough is enough. Not only do I want to take you out now, Steve, but I want the World Title too! Spring Thing, you and me for the SFWL Heavyweight Championship of the WORLD! T.J.: Bowers wants the title at Spring Thing! Steve Fella laughs. Steve Fella is handed a mic. Steve Fella: Hello...germs! The crowd pops. Steve Fella: So Brian, you want another match with the ICON? Well, all you had to do is ask. It'll be an EXTREME pleasure whiping your bloody face on the mat and ridding you from the SFWL forever. But you see Brian, there's somebody else that deserves a title shot just as much as you do. And he just so happens to be the man standing in the ring with me right now, Chris Steele! The crowd goes crazy. Kid: This is true. Steve Fella: So at Spring Thing, I'm proposing a Three-Way Dance for the SFWL World Title. The ICON taking on you Brian Bowers, and The FUTURE, Chris Steele! T.J.: Are you serious? A three way match! The crowd goes crazy. Brian Bowers doesn't seem to like it to much. Steve Fella: And if you don't like that...toooo f'n bad! "Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime plays. Steve Fella raises Chris Steele's hand in victory. Shin Jun Rui retreat back, Brian Bowers pointing and shouting. The fans are going ballistic. Kid: Sounds like we've got a three-way match coming up at Spring Thing! T.J.: No doubt, Kid! Things are shaping up to be a hell of a show! I'm F.T.J. and I'm saying good-bye for the esteemed "man at arms"-Kid Ramon. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp.