Cap'n Plundah makes his way down the corridor with a very piraty swagger. He comes upon Cinco II and El Dookie. Cap'n Plundah: Ahoy there, matey! Can ye tell me which way be the catering table? El Dookie: (hiding behind Cinco II) Goobie goo!! Ahoy boyeeeeee!! Cinco II: Not again... Cap'n Plundah: Arrr...settle down there, little buccaneer! Thar's no need be scared of the Cap'n...unless ye be sailin' for the king! ARR HAR HARR! El Dookie: (shaking) Gahhhhhh!!!! Arrrr! Gobble goobie gooo! Cap'n Plundah: Y'arr! How about this...(Cap'n Plundah pulls out and unfolds a cardboard pirate hat, which he tries to give to El Dookie)...ye can be me special honorary first mate! Arrr! Cinco II: Please don't... El Dookie farts, and shits himself in fear. (A cartoonish foghorn and seagull call sounds for some reason.) Cap'n Plundah: ARRRRR! What be ye doing!? El Dookie runs away as Cap'n Plundah fans the air with the cardboard pirate hat. Cap'n Plundah: Y'arrrrr! What be that swab's problem? Cinco II: He, um...he has this thing about pirates. I think he was molested by a man dressed like Cap'n Crunch or something. Cap'n Plundah: Arrr...ya don't say. But ye don't really think it was the good Cap'n do ye? Cinco II: I'm not sure...but he was molested by someone. Cap'n Plundah: That I have no question about, matey. (still fanning the air) Arrr, that be one scurvy stench! What I wouldn't give for a porthole right about now. Pedro comes walking by. Pedro: Hey, what be problem with El Dookie? He running like a dog with el runs. Hey...what that smell? Who burning tar? Just then Pedro slips on something on the floor. Pedro: (Off camera) Hey...who spill hot fudge all over el floor? (A moment) Hey...this not be el hot fudge! Cinco II and Cap'n Plundah both turn away, retching. A shot the SFWL logo spinning on a black backdrop. "Watershed" by the foo fighters comes on. Steve Fella using the Jack-Ass Drop on Mike Torment. The Proffesional Exicuting the proffesional curtisy on Wayne Reid. Chris Steele exicuting the 24/7 from the top rope. S Brian Bowers spitting blood at Chris Steele. Malik Johnson walking down a filthy allyway. Brad Hunter exicuting a brain buster through a table on Pedro. F Dylan Pierce exicuting the Cardinal Sin on Bryce Smith. Sunder Ryan giving the sign for The Light on the top rope. Wayne Reid whipping Mike Torment into barbed wire. Freebird standing in front of a rebel flag. Charlie Yin-Yang exictuting the Schizophrenic Drop. W Mike Paine Exicuting the Fall From Grace on Kevin Cash. The Frat exicuting the Phi Beta Slamma. Shin Jun Rui. Mike Torment screaming in pain. L Steve Fella holding the Heavey Weight title. The SFWL Logo. Black. (The shot cuts to a spinning view of the crowd in the Bud Walton arena. F.T.J. Macky speaks as the camera moves around.) T.J.: Well, hello, hello ladies and gentleman, I'm F.T.J. Macky always alongside the esteemed "Man at arms"-Kid Ramon! Kid: This is bound to be one the greatest Unleashed shows that I have ever had the priveledge to do commentary for. T.J.: Kid, you've only done one other Unleashed in your life. Kid: Exactly. T.J.:...Well, whatever your reasoning is T.J., I've got my own. How about both Adam Russel and Cap'N Plundah making their wrestling debuts tonight? Who's to say what might happen in those matches considering the circumstances sorrounding BOTH men. Kid: Russel has managed to make a few enemies before he's even had a match, and that's the mark of a true jerk. T.J.: Well, Freebird is certainly upset with the man, and rightly so after the beating Russel gave him last week. And I still can't figure what the point of it all was. Kid: And Plundah...Well, I don't have a clue what we'll see here...But it'll be SOMETHING. T.J.: We've got Brad Hunter facing up against Kevin Cash, and you KNOW Mr. Yin-Yang gonna have something to say about that. Kid: Or do. T.J.: Freebird, Rich T. Boy, and Jayson Carter facing off in a three-way match. Kamikaze's going to be in the ring with the self-proclaiming Wolfe. That should really be a good match considering the once status of both men. I don't think either one has lost much. Kid: Hey, how about Sunder Ryan pulling double duty tonight? T.J.: Yeah, he's facing up against the Shin Jun Rui's own Wayne Reid and Dylan Pierce with a partner that hasn't been indentified yet! Kid: Then he's putting his title on the line against the Frenchman that everybody loves to hate: Robespierre. T.J.: Malik Johnson challenging Micheal Torment for the IC title, and finally...We're scheduled to have a tag-team match-up. The champ, Steve Fella, and Kent Mcknight are going to face off against Brian Bowers and Shawn Bryant. This should be an amazing night, Kid! (Cut to scene in parking lot) Adam Russell exits his limousine with Terri. They enter the arena back door. A man in shadows walks into the scene. Briefly, you see his face. It's Freebird. T.J.: Hey, that was Freebird! Kid: I got that, FRANK. T.J.: Well, what's he DOING? Kid: I'd say he's probably looking for a little revenge, brother. T.J.: Well, Russel is scheduled to fight first tonight, but apparently he didn't make it on time. Cap'N Plunda is coming out here now. Kid: And so is Ewol Crenshaw...That man is a disgrace to the human race, T.J. T.J.: Who Ewol? Well, I do admit he's a little...Homely... They lock up. Ewol Crenshaw gives him a roundhouse right, but Cap'n Plundah doesn't even care. Ewol Crenshaw hits a dragon screw on Cap'n Plundah. Ewol Crenshaw goes for a figure-four leglock, but Cap'n Plundah kicks him off. Cap'n Plundah executes a belly-to-back suplex on Ewol Crenshaw. Cap'n Plundah places Ewol Crenshaw on the turnbuckle. Cap'n Plundah takes Ewol Crenshaw down with a belly-to-back superplex. T.J.: A very devastating manuever by the Cap'n! Cap'n Plundah is getting a good reaction from the crowd. T.J.: And the crowd is taking it all in, Kid! Cap'n Plundah chops Ewol Crenshaw. Cap'n Plundah kicks Ewol Crenshaw. Ewol Crenshaw hits Cap'n Plundah. Ewol Crenshaw chops Cap'n Plundah. Ewol Crenshaw is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Ewol Crenshaw hits a jawbreaker on Cap'n Plundah. Ewol Crenshaw goes for a backdrop, but Cap'n Plundah blocks it. Cap'n Plundah goes for a cobra clutch, but Ewol Crenshaw blocks it. Ewol Crenshaw puts Cap'n Plundah in the cross-faced chicken wing. Kid: The chicken wing on Plundah, and I'm not sure Pludah's going to make it. Cap'n Plundah is struggling to reach the ropes. Cap'n Plundah is valiantly trying to break the hold. Cap'n Plundah reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Ewol Crenshaw hits Cap'n Plundah with a kick to the midsection. Ewol Crenshaw hits a kick to the midsection on Cap'n Plundah. T.J.: Those will take your breath away, Eh Kid? Ewol Crenshaw goes for a backdrop, but Cap'n Plundah blocks it. Kid: Coming from Ewol, probably not. Cap'n Plundah runs into the ropes. Cap'n Plundah takes Ewol Crenshaw down with a rolling kick. Cap'n Plundah whips Ewol Crenshaw into the ropes. Ewol Crenshaw hits Cap'n Plundah with a clothesline. Ewol Crenshaw goes for a camel clutch, but Cap'n Plundah blocks it. Cap'n Plundah hits Ewol Crenshaw with a leg lariat. Cap'n Plundah goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Ewol Crenshaw blocks it. Ewol Crenshaw nails Cap'n Plundah with a legsweep. Ewol Crenshaw throws Cap'n Plundah out of the ring. T.J.: I don't know, Kid! It looks like maybe Ewol can pull off the victory tonight! Ewol Crenshaw goes through the ropes. Ewol Crenshaw whips Cap'n Plundah into the guardrail. Ewol Crenshaw reenters the ring. Cap'n Plundah follows him back in. Ewol Crenshaw throws Cap'n Plundah out of the ring. Ewol Crenshaw jumps onto him with a Running Forearm. T.J.: Ewol is showing some surprising agility today! A few fans are booing Ewol Crenshaw. Ewol Crenshaw uses a low blow on Cap'n Plundah. Kid: That's taking away a pirates livelihood, baby. Ewol Crenshaw whips Cap'n Plundah into the guardrail. Ewol Crenshaw uses a jawbreaker on Cap'n Plundah. Ewol Crenshaw sets up a table. Ewol Crenshaw is handed a fire extinguisher. Ewol Crenshaw hits him with the fire extinguisher. t.J.: Wow! That's 100% steel, and the only that's going to budge on that strike is your face. Ewol Crenshaw goes for a punch, but Cap'n Plundah blocks it. Cap'n Plundah nails Ewol Crenshaw with a rana. Cap'n Plundah throws Ewol Crenshaw back into the ring. Cap'n Plundah brings the the fire extinguisher into the ring. Ewol Crenshaw hits him with the fire extinguisher. Kid: Man...That is definately not what Plundah wanted to happen in this match. He needs to toss that extingusher out. A few fans are booing Ewol Crenshaw. Ewol Crenshaw takes Cap'n Plundah down with a low blow. T.J.: Plundah's first matey taking a hit. Ewol Crenshaw chops Cap'n Plundah. A few fans are booing Ewol Crenshaw. Ewol Crenshaw punches Cap'n Plundah. A few fans are booing Ewol Crenshaw. Cap'n Plundah kicks Ewol Crenshaw. Cap'n Plundah is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Cap'n Plundah punches Ewol Crenshaw. The crowd is cheering on Cap'n Plundah. Cap'n Plundah hits Ewol Crenshaw. t.J.: the Cap'n is just beating him now. Cap'n Plundah kicks Ewol Crenshaw. The crowd is cheering on Cap'n Plundah. Cap'n Plundah punches Ewol Crenshaw. The crowd is cheering on Cap'n Plundah. Cap'n Plundah hits Ewol Crenshaw. Cap'n Plundah is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Cap'n Plundah executes the Davy Jones' Lock on Ewol Crenshaw. Kid: Another victory slipping through the hands of Crenshaw. Let me know when this is all over. Ewol Crenshaw is struggling to reach the ropes. Ewol Crenshaw is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ewol Crenshaw is barely hanging in there. Tim White asks Ewol Crenshaw if he's had enough. Ewol Crenshaw shakes his head. Ewol Crenshaw tries to fight the pain. Ewol Crenshaw summons one last burst of energy. Tim White asks Ewol Crenshaw if he's still there. Ewol Crenshaw nods. T.J.: Crenshaw showing some remarkable resistance to the pain tonight! I think maybe he'll make it out! Tim White tells Ewol Crenshaw to respond or he'll stop the fight. Ewol Crenshaw nods. Tim White tells Ewol Crenshaw to respond or he'll stop the fight. Ewol Crenshaw nods. T.J.: Crenshaw nodding like crazy out there! I don't even know if he knows what he's nodding to anymore! Tim White asks Ewol Crenshaw if he's still there. Ewol Crenshaw nods. Tim White asks Ewol Crenshaw if he should stop the fight. Ewol Crenshaw nods. Tim White stops the fight after 51 seconds. T.J.: Hey maybe he didn't mean to nod to that question! The crowd is behind Cap'n Plundah all the way. The winner is Cap'n Plundah. Time of match: 0:05:38 Kid: Is it over yet. T.J.: Yes, it's over, Kid. You can come back and do your job now. Kid: Thanks, FRANK. T.J.: The Cap'n put the moves on Crenshaw tonight, and showed that he's more then just an entertaining character! Cut to backstage. Sunder Ryan is entering a locker room with a bag in his hand. He walks over to a locker, and begins to open when suddenly a voice speaks. Voice: Hey, Ryan. Ryan turns around, on his guard. Jared Williams walks up to him. Ryan, a little disgusted: What do YOU want, Frat boy? Come to see if you could score some beer off of me? Maybe something a little more potent? Jared Williams nods his head. JW: Cut it out, Ryan. My business here is exactly that: Business. I here tell that you don't have a partner tonight against Reid and Pierce. Well, I'd like to offer you my services. Williams punches his palm with his other hand. Ryan smiles. Ryan: You want to get revenge, hm? Want to take out Reid and Pierce for what they did to your partner Smith? Williams nods his head. Ryan pauses, and thinks. Finally, he nods back. Ryan: Ok. You'll get your chance for revenge, Frat Boy...But do me a personal favor: Don't get near me unless you're called upon. Understood? Unlike you, I have a sense of morality, and I don't want anyone to think I actually ENJOY your company. Willaims frowns, and speaks sarcastically. Williams: Whatever you say, CHEIF. I'll be glad to stay out of your way, so long as I get a chance to drop some Shin Jun Rui heads. Sunder Ryan smiles, and turns around. Ryan: Just be out there whenever it's time to start. Williams turns around to walk away. Ryan, while Williams is leaving: And stay away from any alcohol! (Cut back to arena) T.J.: It looks like Ryan's partner is going to be none other then Jared Williams! Kid: Hey, it doesn't surprise me much. Even though the two are really complete opposites, they've got a similar enemy to take down. T.J.: This is shaping up to be something out there tonight. Kid: Yeah, and speaking of "out there", mr. "ratings" has decided to finally show up in the right. T.J.: Hey now, you never know. Maybe it wasn't HIS fault he was late! They lock up. Mike Bolton hits Adam Russell with a Soviet suplex. Mike Bolton runs into the ropes. Mike Bolton nails Adam Russell with a flying clothesline. Kid: Bolton out early. Mike Bolton uses a bridging back suplex on Adam Russell. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. T.J.: Wow, that would've been a quick match! Mike Bolton uses a jumping neck snap on Adam Russell. Mike Bolton takes Adam Russell down with a Soviet suplex. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Bolton. Mike Bolton goes for a DDT, but Adam Russell blocks it. Adam Russell nails Mike Bolton with the Liger Bomb. Kid: Now Russel coming back at him. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Adam Russell throws Mike Bolton out of the ring. T.J.: And they're takin' it outside! Adam Russell goes through the ropes. Adam Russell hits Mike Bolton with a stomachbreaker. Adam Russell whips Mike Bolton into the guardrail. Adam Russell nails Mike Bolton with a spinebuster slam. Coach comes from behind and distracts Adam Russell. Mike Bolton hits Adam Russell with a Hotshot. T.J.: Oh, come on! Even on a man like Russel, that's cheap! Mike Bolton knocks Adam Russell into the ringsteps. Mike Bolton is handed a frying pan. Mike Bolton hits him with the frying pan. Mike Bolton sets up a table. Mike Bolton sets up Adam Russell on the table. Mike Bolton executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Kid: Bolton is decimating Russel! This is great! Mike Bolton is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Mike Bolton yells "I am the SICK DOG!". The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Bolton. Kid: Sick dog! Sick dog! T.J.: Would you stop that, already? Mike Bolton sets up Adam Russell on the table. Mike Bolton executes a flying headbutt through the table. The table didn't break. T.J.: Wow! Sick Dog! Sick Dog! Kid: Sick Dog! Sick dog! Mike Bolton is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Mike Bolton whips Adam Russell into the guardrail. Mike Bolton executes a jumping DDT on Adam Russell. Mike Bolton sets up Adam Russell on the table. Mike Bolton tries to drive Adam Russell through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Kid: Awwww... Adam Russell whips Mike Bolton into the guardrail. They're brawling outside the ring area. Mike Bolton sets up Adam Russell on the table. Mike Bolton tries to drive Adam Russell through the table with a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. T.J.: Ah! Awww! Now Bolton's on the reaciving end. The table didn't break. Adam Russell is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Adam Russell sets up Mike Bolton on the table. Adam Russell tries to drive Mike Bolton through the table with a Northern Lights bomb, but he blocks it. Mike Bolton whips Adam Russell into the guardrail. Mike Bolton nails Adam Russell with a flying axhandle. Mike Bolton yells "I am the SICK DOG!". Kid: Sick Dog! Sick Dog! T.J.: Ok, kid...That's about enough, really. I mean it this time. Mike Bolton is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Mike Bolton sets up Adam Russell on the table. Mike Bolton executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. T.J.: Wow, Bolton really taking a liking to those tables! Apparently he's gone table-batty! Mike Bolton seemingly enjoys the boos. Mike Bolton is handed a fire extinguisher. Mike Bolton hits him with the fire extinguisher. Mike Bolton hits him with a fire extinguisher. Coach comes from behind, but Adam Russell nails Coach. Mike Bolton sets up Adam Russell on the table. Mike Bolton tries to drive Adam Russell through the table with a legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Kid: Geez, maybe these two should get started in the Extreme division. Adam Russell is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Adam Russell whips Mike Bolton into the guardrail. Coach comes from behind and distracts Adam Russell. Mike Bolton hits him with the fire extinguisher. Kid: I told you: Russel should have gotten rid of that extigusher a long time ago! Mike Bolton executes a chop on Adam Russell. Mike Bolton whips Adam Russell into the guardrail. They're brawling outside the ring area. Adam Russell goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Mike Bolton counters it with a small package. Mike Bolton knocks Adam Russell into the ringsteps. Mike Bolton seemingly enjoys the boos. Mike Bolton sets up Adam Russell on the table. Mike Bolton executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Mike Bolton is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Mike Bolton whips Adam Russell into the guardrail. Mike Bolton hits Adam Russell with a flying elbowdrop. Mike Bolton whips Adam Russell into the guardrail. T.J.: Bolton is just destroying Russel! I really do think he might win! Mike Bolton hits neck-scissors on Adam Russell. Mike Bolton is handed brass knuckles. Mike Bolton hits him with the knuckles. Mike Bolton seemingly enjoys the boos. Kid: Well, he seems to enjoy the fact that the crowd doesn't enjoy him. Mike Bolton whips Adam Russell into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Bolton yells "I am the SICK DOG!". Mike Bolton is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Mike Bolton whips Adam Russell into the guardrail. Mike Bolton knocks Adam Russell into the ringsteps. Mike Bolton throws Adam Russell back into the ring. Mike Bolton is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. T.J.: Russel almost out of this match completely! I can't blame him! The Sick Dog is looking ten times better then I've ever seen him! Mike Bolton executes the Sick Dog Drop on Adam Russell. Kid: Sick Dog Drop! Russel's out! Russel's out! Sick Dog! Sick Dog! Mike Bolton seemingly enjoys the boos. Mike Bolton goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. T.J.: But Russel's still got something left. Russel had better get something started, and soon! Mike Bolton throws Adam Russell out of the ring. Mike Bolton goes through the ropes. Mike Bolton sets up Adam Russell on the table. Mike Bolton tries to drive Adam Russell through the table with a legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Kid: What, do you mean something like that? T.J.: Well, Bolton can dish out the pain, but can he take it? The cheers for Adam Russell are drowning out the boos. Adam Russell throws Mike Bolton back into the ring. Adam Russell executes the Absolutly Smashing on Mike Bolton. Kid: That's it! The sick dog is out! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Adam Russell. Adam Russell goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Mike Bolton complains about a fast count. T.J.: Bolton is out. That's all for this match. Adam Russell doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. The winner is Adam Russell. Time of match: 0:08:05 Kid: Well, that was certainly a valiant effort by the Sick Dog, but in the end, not enough. T.J.: I can't disagree with that. I guess Russel can just endure large ammounts of pain, contracictory to what one might think by looking at him. (CUT TO BACK) Brian Bowers is walking down the corridor towards the Shin Jun Rui dressing room. Rich T Boy and Jayson Carter walk past laughing and joking. Brian Bowers suspiciously watches them pass before walking around the corner and into the changing room. As he walks through the door he hears a muffled “Heaalp” Brian Bowers bursts through the door. In front of him Wayne Reid is seated, heavily chained to a chair which he has managed to knock over onto it’s side. His eyes are clamped open in the same way as in Clockwork Orange. The television is playing a montage of old wrestling promos from Cyber, Ricky Brookman and The Surge. Wayne Reid is screaming through the tightly tied gag and banging his head against the floor. On the television is a note. Brian Bowers steps over the screaming Wayne Reid and picks up the note. BOWERS: “With compliments – Chris Steele” Brian Bowers crumples the note up and throws it at the wall before repeatedly kicking the locker. Wayne Reid is close to passing out from shock and horror. (CUT BACK TO RINGSIDE) Kid: That's horrible! Just terrible! I can't think of anything worse in the world! t.J.: Neither can I, Kid...Neither can I... Kid: Even YOU can't say that Reid deserves THAT. "Kill Me Heal Me" by Skillet starts to blast. Red and blue strobe lights alternate all over the arena. Charlie Yin-yang, Kevin Cash, and the Cash Money Hoe walk out on stage to thunderous boos. Yin-yang trades insults with the crowd as they walk to the ring. They climb into the ring and Yin-yang has the mic. T.J.: I told you this was going to happen! Yin-yang: Hey how's everyone doin tonight? (Yin-yang twitches rapidly and then yells out in a different voice.) Yin-yang's AE: LIKE IT MATTERS!!!!!! What the f**k are we doing in Arizona anyway??? Didn't they pass a bill saying that this useless state was no longer part of the USA??? The crowd breaks out in unanimous boos. Yin-yang: Now that wasn't a very nice thing to say. Yin-yang's AE: Yeah, well how bout this...YOUR A PU**Y!!!! Kid: Just for the record: This man is completely insane. Never listen to a word he says. (Yin-yang slaps himself in the face. Kevin Cash takes the mic.) KC: Now hold on, Chuck. Lets just get to the point of why we're out here so we can get out of this trash dump city. The crowd starts booing again. T.J.: Both Yin-Yang and cash taking shots at Arizona today. Kid: Well, they'd better remember, T.J....This is where the Grand Canyon is. T.J.: Yeah...but...So what? Kid: That means this is the most beautiful natural climate anywhere on Earth. Yin-yang's AE: Well now, Hunter, I've been thinkin about it for a while and I have the perfect match for you and I at the next ppv. You see this is a specialty match of mine. The rules are simple. We have a 15 minute time limit and the ring will be surrounded by about 20 tables and anything else we may want to use. Whoever puts his opponent through the most tables within that time limit wins the match. It's a Suicide Table Match!!!! Now what I want you to do, Hunter, is come out here and accept this match. T.J.: I'm not so sure Hunter's going to do that! Yin-yang's AE: Come on, Hunter! Come out here, now! "Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson blast as Brad Hunter emerges on the entrance ramp. Kid: And there he is, the hunter himself. Hunter: Hmmm.. Charlie are you and your two bitches out here making matches again.... Well CASH, do you have a booking license? Are you a bookie... And Cash Money Street corner slut, are you the bitch's secretary... My bad, I forgot you wear the pants in the house. Well Chuck, the best thing for you to do is stop trying to convince me to wrestle you at the next PPV. You see like I've said many times... Brad Hunter starts to walk towards the ring. T.J.: Hunter slowly making his way to the ring. Hunter: I hold the cards for you to get your match... And I am debating on accepting it... but your little tables match is very convincing... but let me let you in on a little secret... I will let you know my answer at the end of the night. Brad Hunter makes it to outside of the ring. Hunter: But you see right now, I've eaten my wheaties and well...Have you guys? It's on! Brad Hunter drops the microphone and rushes into the ring. Kid: Hunter's attacking! He's going after two men! Charlie Yin-yang and Kevin Cash & Cash Money Hoe slide out through opposite sides of the ring. The crowd boo's. T.J.: The bastards took off! Hunter grabs a fallen mic from the ring floor. Hunter: What's wrong guys... scared... Who's the mama's boy now, Cash... Cash flips Hunter a bird. Hunter does a "Just Bring It" gesture. Cash & Yin-yang do a brush off gesture and disapear behind the curtain. The crowd boos them out of the building. Hunter: I guess we will have to do this the hard way... Kid: The hard way? What's that mean, brother? Hunter drops the mic and gives chase behind Cash & Yin-yang. T.J.: Well, it looks as if the scheduled match of Hunter against Cash isn't going to happen tonight. Kid: Well, at least it isn't going to be a sactioned match, T.J. T.J.: this is true. Hunter may end up finding them all later. (Cut to backstage) Kris Blasphemy and Jado are walking backstage. They approach their locker room door conversing back and forth in Japanese When they reach the door the men notice a note taped to the door. Kris reaches out and takes the note down to read it. He turns around and Jado is gone. Kris: "Where the..." Kris opens the notes and looks at it. In Bold letters the note says: Duck! Kris: "What the fuck is this!? Hey, Jado where did..." As Kris turns around he is met with a shovel to the face. Kris collapses to the ground and Sabre steps into view. Sabre: What's wrong dude, can't you fucking read? Sabre hits Kris Blasphemy with the shovel. Sabre hits Kris Blasphemy with the shovel. Sabre grins at the camera as he drops the shovel and picks up Kris Blasphemy. Sabre executes the Ex-Caliber on Kris Blasphemy on the concrete floor. Sabre stands up and kicks Kris Blasphemy. Sabre: You two punks need to learn the meaning of Extreme. It's not just About blood, guts, and violence. It's a lifestyle...a lifestyle I'm growing more and more accustomed to every damn day. Come Saturday...I suggest you two stay out of Shin's match with Reid...and out of my way...or I'll have to seriously hurt you. Sabre kicks Kris Blasphemy again before turning and walking away. The camera pans around and then up to show Jado hanging by his neck on a rope suspended from the ceiling. He is kicking and pulling at the noose trying to loosen himself as Kris lies unconscious on the floor. (Cut back to arena) T.J.: Murderers Row taking a beating at the hands of Sabre! Kid: I guess the Extreme title is getting to the man's head. T.J.: Getting to his head or not...That was nothing more then viscious. Kid: I don't think that the MR is going to take well to such a beating. Sabre may have just been burying himself. cut to backstage again.) Brad Hunter is seen searching the backstage area talking to several people and then moving on. He is intent on finding Cash and Yin-Yang. The scene switches to another area. Charlie Yin-yang, Kevin Cash, and the Cash Money Hoe are seen frantically running through the hallways and constantly looking over their shoulders. KC: Look man maybe we should split up or something. Yin-yang's AE: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS IS??? A SCOOBY DOO CARTOON??? KC: Look if we split up maybe we can get out of here faster. Hunter will just be running around in circles. Kevin Cash, Cash Money Hoe, and Yin-yang go their seperate ways. T.J.: Those bastards are scared! They act big, but when the man really comes for them, they run away like a squrrel. Kid: Hey, you don't mess with an emotional man. I've said it before, and I'll keep saying it. (Cut to back in the parking lot) The chaufeur opens the door for Adam Russell & Terri. Adam Russell & Terri jump into the limo. The chaufeur closes the door. Russell: Finally a little rest here. Seems like I've been running my ass off around here. I cant believe the old' SFWL has me stuck in autograph booths already! Terri: Well, i guess thats what they expect from a man who will be carrying this federation into the summer. Russell: I guess so. Wally... whats taking ya so long. Start this thing up ya idiot... and dont take me to any biker bars! Straight to the hotel! The chaufeur starts the engine up, and the limousine takes off. (Back to arena) T.J.: I guess that Russel is coming up quickly, hm? Kid: I think he's just tooting his own horn. T.J.: well, a man like Freebird is not the kind to toy with. I think something bad is going to happen. Kid: No kidding: The next match features Dylan pierce and Wayne Reid against two of the larger enemies of the Shin Jun Rui: Sunder Ryan and Jared Williams. T.J.: Well, you've got to remember, Kid...Ryan isn't out to get the Shin Jun Rui...He's out to get Pierce. Kid: Hey, you mess with one...You mess with all. Sunder Ryan and Dylan are first in the ring. Pierce looks at Ryan, and proceeds to spit on the mat. T.J.: Ah, that's disgusting. There's no love lost between these two men. Sunder Ryan laughs, and claps his hands mockingly. Pierce charges him and nails him with spinning thrust kick. Kid: A cheap shot. That's a great idea. Ryan stands up, and the two lock up. T.J.: Looks like this match is underway. Wayne Reid enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Kid: ALREADY?! Jared Williams enters the ring and lays out Wayne Reid. Jared Williams goes for an inverted DDT, but Dylan Pierce blocks it. Jared Williams rolls out of the ring. Dylan Pierce and Wayne Reid hit Sunder Ryan with a double flying axhandle. T.J.: Wow, that HAS to hurt! Dylan Pierce takes Sunder Ryan down with neck-scissors. Dylan Pierce takes Sunder Ryan down with a spinning thrust kick. The crowd is booing Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce nails Sunder Ryan with a jumping DDT. Dylan Pierce hits Sunder Ryan with a superkick. Kid: Pierce is tearing Ryan to pieces. Dylan Pierce goes for a spear, but Sunder Ryan counters it with a kneelift. Sunder Ryan goes for a dragon screw, but Dylan Pierce counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. Dylan Pierce uses a thrust kick to the head on Sunder Ryan. Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes. Sunder Ryan executes a koppo kick on Dylan Pierce. T.J.: Ryan with a well needed offensive attack. Sunder Ryan is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sunder Ryan tags out to Jared Williams. Jared Williams and Sunder Ryan whip Dylan Pierce into the ropes. Jared Williams and Sunder Ryan hit Dylan Pierce with a double enzuigiri to the face. T.J.: Double enzuigiri! I don't know if Pierce is getting up for a while. Sunder Ryan leaves the ring. Jared Williams nails Dylan Pierce with a handspring into a Frankensteiner. Dylan Pierce sits up. The crowd boo's loudly. Kid: Pierce sitting up after that move. This man has got some power inside that body. Jared Williams whips Dylan Pierce into the turnbuckle, but Dylan Pierce reverses it. Dylan Pierce charges into the corner. Dylan Pierce hits Jared Williams with a German suplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dylan Pierce executes neck-scissors on Jared Williams. Dylan Pierce throws Jared Williams out of the ring. Dylan Pierce goes through the ropes. T.J.: To the outside. Reid is bound to make an appearance now. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. t.J.: See? Wayne Reid goes for a clothesline, but Jared Williams ducks out of the way. Wayne Reid hits Dylan Pierce. Jared Williams goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: Reid almost cost his team the match on that one! Jared Williams throws Dylan Pierce back into the ring. Jared Williams whips Dylan Pierce into the turnbuckle. Jared Williams charges in with a dropkick. Jared Williams whips Dylan Pierce into the ropes. Dylan Pierce hits Jared Williams with an elbow. Dylan Pierce is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Dylan Pierce tags out to Wayne Reid. T.J. Pierce tagging out while he can. That was good timing, I have to admit. Dylan Pierce leaves the ring. Wayne Reid hits a European uppercut on Jared Williams. Wayne Reid puts Jared Williams in a double reverse chinlock. Jared Williams is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jared Williams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Wayne Reid takes Jared Williams down with a hammerlock. Wayne Reid whips Jared Williams into the ropes. Wayne Reid takes Jared Williams down with a hiptoss. Kid: Reid with several fast moves on Williams. Wayne Reid is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Wayne Reid goes for a backbreaker, but Jared Williams blocks it. Jared Williams whips Wayne Reid into the turnbuckle, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Jared Williams whips Wayne Reid into the ropes. Jared Williams goes for a spear, but Wayne Reid counters it with a kneelift. Jared Williams gives him a double underhook piledriver, but Wayne Reid doesn't even care. T.J.: This man is practically impossible to budge! I really feel sorry for any individual who goes up against him. Kid: He is a monster of a man. Jared Williams goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Wayne Reid ducks out of the way. Wayne Reid locks Jared Williams in a side headlock. Jared Williams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Wayne Reid chops Jared Williams. A portion of the crowd is cheering Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid punches Jared Williams. A portion of the crowd is booing Wayne Reid. T.J.: this crowd seems very divided on Reid. I guess some just enjoy the overwhelming goofyness of the man. Wayne Reid goes for a bearhug, but Jared Williams counters it with a punch. Jared Williams takes Wayne Reid down with a Cradle DDT. Earl Hebner counts: One, shoulder up. Kid: Quick kickout. It's going to take a lot more then that to take out the big man. Jared Williams takes Wayne Reid down with split-legged moonsault. Kid: That might do it! A portion of the crowd is cheering Jared Williams. Jared Williams hits Wayne Reid with a Cradle DDT. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jared Williams takes Wayne Reid down with a flying somersault splash. Sunder Ryan enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Sunder Ryan leaves the ring. T.J.: Ryan changing his mind on the help. I guess he decided that wouldn't be fair. Jared Williams gets an armlock hammerlock submission on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kid: Reid broke out of that move quickly. Jared Williams takes Wayne Reid down with a backspin DDT. Jared Williams is starting to get more cheers than boos. Jared Williams goes for a jumping DDT, but Wayne Reid counters it with an inverted atomic drop. Wayne Reid tags out to Dylan Pierce. T.J.: Now Pierce is back. Wayne Reid leaves the ring. Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes. Dylan Pierce hits Jared Williams with a kick. Dylan Pierce hits Jared Williams with a double underhook faceslam. Dylan Pierce takes Jared Williams down with the Michinoku Driver. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes. Dylan Pierce hits Jared Williams with a spear. Dylan Pierce is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: Two kickouts in a row. Williams is taking a LOT of damage out there. He needs to get out. T.J.: That's the problem: I don't think he wants to tag in Ryan. Dylan Pierce nails Jared Williams with a shooting star press. T.J.: Shooting star press! Williams has got to be hurting! Earl Hebner counts: One, shoulder up. Dylan Pierce executes a thrust kick to the head on Jared Williams. There are lots of chants for Dylan Pierce. T.J.: I can not figure out why some of the crowd actually LIKE the members of the Shin Jun Rui. Dylan Pierce leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Dylan Pierce takes Jared Williams down with a jumping side kick. Kid: Ok, Williams is being annihalated! Earl Hebner removes the chair from the ring. Dylan Pierce goes for Rehearsal for Tragedy, but Jared Williams blocks it. T.J.: Wow...That was very close. Jared Williams tags out to Sunder Ryan. Jared Williams leaves the ring. Kid: A VERY smart move. Sunder Ryan whips Dylan Pierce into the ropes, but Dylan Pierce reverses it. Sunder Ryan nails Dylan Pierce with a handspring into a Frankensteiner. T.J.: Very athletic manuever. Sunder Ryan is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dylan Pierce sits up. T.J.: pierce sitting up again! He may not look it, but this man might even be harder to take out then Ried! Sunder Ryan uses a dragon screw on Dylan Pierce. Sunder Ryan attempts to place Dylan Pierce on the turnbuckle, but Dylan Pierce blocks it. Sunder Ryan executes a rana on Dylan Pierce. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Dylan Pierce sits up. There are lots of chants for Dylan Pierce. Sunder Ryan whips Dylan Pierce into the turnbuckle. Sunder Ryan runs shoulder-first into the corner. Kid: Bad idea. Sunder Ryan tags out to Jared Williams. Sunder Ryan leaves the ring. Dylan Pierce hits Jared Williams with neck-scissors. Dylan Pierce throws Jared Williams out of the ring. Dylan Pierce jumps onto him with a Space Flying Tiger Drop. T.J.: oh my god! Dylan Pierce executes the Cardinal Sin on Jared Williams on the concrete floor. T.J.: OH MY GOD!! Jared Williams is out cold. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Dylan Pierce sets up a table. Jessica Martinsdale comes from behind, but Dylan Pierce nails Jessica Martinsdale. Jared Williams whips Dylan Pierce into the guardrail. Sunder Ryan comes over to make it two-on-one. Dylan Pierce begins to walk over to him. The two men are calling each other out. Kid: Pierce had better pay attention to the match! Williams is right behind him! Jared Williams nails Dylan Pierce with a backspin DDT. Sunder Ryan smiles, and goes back over to ringside. They're brawling outside the ring area. Jared Williams executes the Michinoku Driver on Dylan Pierce. Jared Williams knocks Dylan Pierce into the ringpost. Jared Williams whips Dylan Pierce into the guardrail. Jessica Martinsdale comes from behind, but Dylan Pierce nails Jessica Martinsdale. t.J.: Pierce doesn't seem to care if she's a woman or not, and to be honest...I don't think I would either. Jared Williams knocks Dylan Pierce into the ringsteps. Jessica Martinsdale comes from behind and distracts Dylan Pierce. Jared Williams whips Dylan Pierce into the guardrail. Jared Williams nails Dylan Pierce with a back heel kick. Kid: now it's Pierce's turn to get out and tag quickly. Jared Williams hits a backspin DDT on Dylan Pierce. Jessica Martinsdale comes from behind and distracts Dylan Pierce. Jared Williams goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Dylan Pierce counters it with a backdrop. T.J.: Pierce getting back into this! Jessica Martinsdale comes from behind, but Dylan Pierce nails Jessica Martinsdale. Jared Williams whips Dylan Pierce into the guardrail. They're brawling outside the ring area. Jared Williams goes for a roundhouse kick, but Dylan Pierce counters it with a legsweep. Dylan Pierce whips Jared Williams into the guardrail. Dylan Pierce hits Jared Williams with a legsweep faceslam. Dylan Pierce knocks Jared Williams into the ringsteps. Kid: Pierce is just amazing. He gets kicked and stomped around, and yet he still comes around to fight back. Dylan Pierce sets up Jared Williams on the table. Dylan Pierce executes a reverse flying elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. t.J.: The table didn't break! That had to hurt! The crowd is going crazy. Dylan Pierce sets up Jared Williams on the table again. Dylan Pierce executes a double underhook faceslam through the table. The table is broken in half. Kid: Yeah, but he made sure to break it that time! Dylan Pierce whips Jared Williams into the guardrail. Dylan Pierce nails Jared Williams with the Michinoku Driver. Dylan Pierce whips Jared Williams into the guardrail. Dylan Pierce sets up a table. Dylan Pierce uses Rehearsal for Tragedy on Jared Williams. T.J.: Now Williams is getting destroyed! When you think about it, Ryan and Reid haven't taken much damage at all compared with these two! Dylan Pierce nails Jared Williams with an inverted DDT. Dylan Pierce knocks Jared Williams into the ringpost. Dylan Pierce has the crowd going wild. Dylan Pierce hits Jared Williams with a jumping neck snap. Dylan Pierce sets up Jared Williams on the table. Dylan Pierce executes the Cardinal Sin through the table. The table is broken in half. Kid: Toss him in the ring and pin him! The man is completely broken! The crowd is going crazy. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Wayne Reid and Dylan Pierce exicute a three-fourths turn neck-breaker on Jared Williams. T.J.: Williams is out! He's got to be out! Dylan Pierce hits a Frankensteiner on Jared Williams. Dylan Pierce reenters the ring. Jared Williams follows him back in. Dylan Pierce is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: How in the world did Williams kick out of that?! Dylan Pierce looks angry. Dylan Pierce executes the Cardinal Sin on Jared Williams. Kid: Oh come on! Just stay down, Williams! Dylan Pierce goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr...kickout. The crowd is going crazy. T.J.: My god, this is amazing! Williams won't stay down! Sunder Ryan comes in and nails Dylan Pierce on top of the head. Wayne Reid steps into the ring and goes after Ryan. T.J.: Now it's just a four way brawl, Kid! Waynne Reid runs into the Earl Hebner and knocks him out. Wayne Reid picks up Jared Williams and exicutes the Lone Pine Driver on him. T.J.: hasn't the man had enough! Sunder Ryan tries to run over to Reid, but Dylan Pierce lays him out. Brian Bowers and Shawn Bryant run down the ramp and slide into the ring. T.J.: WHAT?! Come on, this is ridiculous! Somebody get them out of here! Wayne Reid and Shawn Bryant start to stomp on Jared Williams. Sunder Ryan stands up, clearing the cobwebs and sees Shin Jun Rui in the ring. Sunder Ryan gets a wild look in his eyes. T.J.: This is terrible! Sunder Ryan goes for huricanerana on Brian Bowers, but Brian Bowers counters it with a powerbomb. Brian Bowers hits Sunder Ryan with an elbowdrop. Dylan Pierce climbs the turnbuckle. Brian Bowers puts Sunder Ryan in a figure-four leglock. T.J.: This is four on two! Get them out of here! Kid: Who's going to do that, FRANK? Shawn Bryant throws a bloody Jared Williams outside the ring. Shawn Bryant slides out of the ring. t.J.: Oh, like he was never really there! Dylan Pierce lands a Senton Bomb on Sunder Ryan while he is in the leg-lock. Brian Bowers releases the hold after 14 seconds. Dylan Pierce grabs Sunder Ryan by the hair and lift him up. Brian Bowers revives Earl Hebner and slides out of the ring. T.J.: Come on, Earl! What do you THINK really happened here! Dylan Pierce executes the Cardinal Sin on Sunder Ryan. Dylan Pierce is going for the pin. T.J.: Come on! He wasn't even the legal man! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The winners are Dylan Pierce and Wayne Reid. Time of match: 0:14:04 Dylan Pierce calls for a mic. Dylan Pierce: You want to jump me from behind, Ryan?! You never got the chance BEFORE your title shot, so I guess now you'll just HAVE to start paying your dues! Better late then never, bitch! Dylan Pierce spikes the mic. the crowd is erupting into a chorus of boo's. T.J.: This is uncalled for, Kid! I admit that Ryan attacked Pierce, and that was wrong! But THIS is just too much! Shin Jun Rui are exiting the arena area giving high fives. Suddenly, the lights start to flicker as Blue and Yellow pryos go off. "Brimful of Ashes" by Fat Boy Slim hits. Night Wing walks out from behind the curtain. He is wearing a pair of black cargo pants and a tight, long sleeve red kinda see-though shirt. He walks half way down the ramp way towards the ring. T.J.: Nightwing? We haven't seen him for a while! The crowd doesn't know how to respond. >Night Wing: Look at the all powerful Shin Jun Rui. Standing all strong and powerful, thinking they've got away with killing off the best damn group wrestling has ever seen. Well, BI may be gone...but you all still owe me some back pay on this. Now its true, after my match with (very sarcastically) Michael Torment, I did go along with the plan to walk out on Mike whilst Pro and Paine put the hurt on him. The crowd boos very loudly. T.J.: Even the mention of the thing sets them off! Night Wing: Hold on a minute, hear me out. I may have walked out then, but that was simply because I was stupid! there was no way in hell I was walking into a fight against 10 people with just Mike to help back me up. The crowd still doesn't like it. T.J.: A man should stick to his beliefs, no matter what. I think Nightwing needs to learn that lesson. Nightwing: Plus, you all saw the shape he was in to begin with after his match that night. But now...Well, I don't have my IC title anymore. Kid: Oh, the sad story begins. Nightwing: I don't have a BItee-shirt anymore. And I sure as hell have no reason not to rip through the SJR for costing me all of that! The crowd erupts into cheers. Kid: They seem to like anyone who DOESN'T like the SJR. Night Wing: Now...I've taken a new and more appealing look at this situation. I'm a pretty forgiving guy...normally. But when I was sitting at home after Ultra Slam, I figured: What the hell, it may be fun to do what Pro did to the Bastards with Shin Jun Rui. So, in a fair turn of events...I'm going to dismantle the Shin Jun Rui. The members of Shin Jun Rui are laughing hysterically at Nightwing. Night Wing: You think this is funny?! Well, I'm not going to sit back for two years and try to figure out some master plan to dismantle you guys from the inside. No, no... T.J.: That really in't the most efficient way to to do it. Nightwing: I'm not a pussy like Michael. The crowd cheers again. Nightwing: I don't have the time OR the patientce for that. So, I've decided to assassinate you all...one by...one. The crowd goes nuts. Night Wing: Now, not to worry Reid, Bowers, Pierce. You're not first on my list. So if you want, I'll give you the option to walk to the back and prolong your beatings for a few more weeks. The Shin Jun Rui look at each other, and laugh again. T.J.: Shin Jun Rui seem to think this isn't going to happen, Kid! They motions for Night Wing to step up. Night Wing: Alright...That's just fine with me. The lights suddenly go off for a moment. T.J.: What the...? Kid: what's going on?! Suddenly, the lights come back on to show Nightwing holding an unconcious Shawn Bryant to the entranceway ramp. Night Wing: I warned you this would happen! Th rest of Shin Jun Rui start to run over, but Night wing interupts them. Night Wing: Wait! one more step, and the man gets dropped over the edge! Shin Jun Rui stop, and argue amongst each other. Night Wing: Well, actually... Night Wing drops Shawn Bryant off of the ramp. T.J.: He dropped him! Night Wing dropped Bryant off of the ramp! The Shi Jun Rui run after him. Night Wing runs to the back. Night Wing from the back: This was just a warning shot! The real thing is still on the way. You're in my sights ...its just a matter of time till I pull the trigger. (OOC: I'm sorry that I changed this attack a little, but the way it was, it didn't coincide with the rest of the show. I hope this doesn't upset anyone.) "Brimful of Ashes" by Fat Boy Slim hits. Shin Jun Rui rush down to pick up Shawn Bryant. Surprisingly, he looks like he's not bad. T.J.: Even I'm glad he didnt' get seriously hurt! He's got a match coming up later! However, I'm not so sure about Ryan and Williams! The EMTS are still in the ring attending to Sunder Ryan and Jared Williams. Kid: Well, you may be right...Ryan's legs took quite a hit on that Senton bomb leg-lock combination. Kid: Well, Shin Jun Rui have made yet another enemy! I can't believe they're still standing after all the beatings they're taking. (back to Russell’s limousine.) Russell: Wally... what in the hell is taking you so long. the hotel was just down the road. You take another wrong turn? The limousine makes it's way on top of a huge bridge. The chaufeud turns off the limousine engine. The chaufeur exits the limo. Russell: Finally... looks like we are here Terri. Our hotel bed is waiting. Terri: I cant wait to have a nice... hot bath! The limousine back door opens up. You hear a voice saying "Guess Who" Adam Russell's eyes get wide and he takes a deep breath. It's Freebird. Freebird looks in and pulls out Adam Russell. Freebird: Terri.. just stay inside, and no harm will come to ya... Freebird throws Russell on the ground. Russell: Wholly sh*t! Rob.... Rob.... Freebird: Shut Up! Freebird picks up Russell by the color of his jacket. Freebird: Boy you need to learn to respect others... Russell: (Fear is in Russell's eyes) I am so sorry Mr. Justice. Man.... everything is cool. Everything is cool man. Im sorry. Those... those camera's arent rolling are they? Freebird superkicks Russell in the nose. His nose is bleeding. Freebird: My name is Freebird, not Rob.... or Mr. Justice. Adam Russell lands back first to the bridge guard rail. Freebird: First of all... Adam, Mr. Ratings getter, I don't think you are sorry, but well Give me a few reasons why I should believe ya.... Russell: Well... I didn't kick your a** tonight at Wednesday Unleashed... Man... I left you alone. I minded my own damn business tonight. Freebird: Hmmm... That isn't an excuse, cause you wasn't gonna but ya see something Adam... Tonight... Ratings... is the least of your worries... Freebird gets in Adam Russell's face. Freebird: Tonight, you better worry bout me... Terri leans out the limousine door. Terri: Don't hurt him...or I'll call one one nine... Freebird shuts the limousine door. Freebird picks up Adam Russell in an over the head bodypress. Freebird: Adam, have you had a bath lately.... Russell: Don't throw me in that nasty mess... You throw me in there and you will never see the end of me you stupid bastard! Freebird tosses Adam Russell over the bridge guardrail. Russell falls to the water below. Freebird: Make sure you brush your teeth!!! Freebird turns around. Freebird opens up the back door to the limousine. Terri: Where's Adam... Freebird: He decided to take a swim... Freebird Yanks Terri out of the limousine. Freebird: Call for a taxi b*tch... Freebird jumps into the driver seat of the limousine and takes off. (Back to the arena) T.J.: What the hell is Freebird doing out there! He's got a match tonight! Kid: I told you. He's looking for revenge. T.J.: And he obviously got it! (CUT TO BACK AGAIN) Kevin Cash and the Cash Money Hoe are seen walking down another hallway. They stop at a hallway intersection. KC: Quick poke your head around the corner and see if you see Hunter anywhere. Cash Money Hoe: Why me??? KC: Just do it!! Cash Money Hoe hesitantly looks around the corner and then looks back at Kevin Cash. Cash Money Hoe: He's not there. KC: Ok then lets go. As Kevin Cash and Cash Money start walking forward. A door that Kevin Cash is standing by swings open. Kevin Cash gets leveled with a shovel. Cash Money Hoe screams as Brad Hunter throws down the shovel. Cash Money Hoe runs off screaming for Yin-yang. Her high heels fall off. Hunter: One bitch down, one more to go... Tonight ya got a lesson.. that was Part 1, this is Part 2... Hunter picks up the high heel. Hunter jams the high hel shoe into Cash head. Hunter beats Cash across the face with the high heel. Hunter pulls Cash up by the hair and tosses him into the sheetrock wall. Cash falls through it. The wall is destroyed. Hunter steps through the wall. Hunter picks up some hair trimmers. Hunter turns on the hair trimmers. Hunter lets out a hefty laugh. Hunter pulls Cash's greasy hair up and shaves an "H" into the top of his hair. Hunter drops the hair trimmers by Cash's side. and picks up the hair and places it in Cash's hand. Hunter walks off. (Back to arena) T.J.: Hahaha! Hunter found them! He found them! Kid: Remember that Yin-Yang is still loose in the building, FRANK. T.J.: Who cares about Yin-Yang? I don't! Kid: I do. He may be crazy, but he does have a deadly streak in him. T.J.: No, no, no...I'm talking about this next match. The former CW champ Rich T. Boy is facing off against another former champ, Freebird, and Jayson Carter! Kid: Carter amazes me. He was completely beaten last Saturday by Bryant, and yet here he still stands. T.J.: Yeah, and I suppose Freebird got back on time for the match. Kid: Of course he did. He's got much better timing then RUSSEL. They lock up. Freebird nails Jayson Carter with a belly-to-belly suplex. Freebird executes a cobra clutch suplex on Jayson Carter. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. T.J.: The crowd getting behind Freebird already. Freebird goes for a Samoan Drop, but Jayson Carter counters it with a sunset flip. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Jayson Carter whips Freebird into the ropes, but Freebird reverses it. Jayson Carter misses with a clothesline. Freebird uses a clothesline on Jayson Carter. Freebird hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Jayson Carter. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Freebird hits Jayson Carter with a kick to the groin. Freebird uses a gutwrench suplex on Jayson Carter. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: A close call for Carter. Freebird uses an enzuigiri to the face on Jayson Carter. A small "Freebird" chant is being started. Freebird executes a DDT on Jayson Carter. A small "Freebird" chant is being started. Freebird hits Jayson Carter with a Samoan Drop. Freebird whips Jayson Carter into the ropes. Freebird hits Jayson Carter with a backdrop. T.J.: Freebird ripping Carter up for the moment. Freebird nails Jayson Carter with a Samoan Drop. Freebird whips Jayson Carter into the ropes, but Jayson Carter reverses it. Jayson Carter hits Freebird with a backdrop. Freebird falls out of the ring. Kid: Freebird pulling a smart move there. Recover, and then get back in. Tim White counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Freebird reenters the ring. Jayson Carter whips Freebird into the ropes. Freebird misses with a clothesline. Jayson Carter hits Freebird with a takeover suplex. Jayson Carter takes Freebird down with a Cradle DDT. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Jayson Carter points to the crowd. The crowd is starting to get behind Jayson Carter. t.J.: Carter is starting to win this crowd over! Jayson Carter nails Freebird with the Liger Bomb. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Jayson Carter points to the crowd. A small "Jayson Carter" chant is being started. Jayson Carter tags out to Rich T. Boy. Kid: Rich is in! Rich is in! Rich T. Boy runs into the ropes. Freebird hits a Samoan Drop on Rich T. Boy. Freebird claps his hands. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Freebird goes for a faceslam, but Rich T. Boy blocks it. Rich T. Boy takes Freebird down with a cartwheel kick. Rich T. Boy runs into the ropes. Freebird hits Rich T. Boy with an inverted DDT. Freebird goes for a DDT, but Rich T. Boy counters it with a backdrop. Rich T. Boy hits Freebird with a short clothesline. Rich T. Boy whips Freebird into the ropes, but Freebird reverses it. Freebird hits Rich T. Boy with a shoulderblock. Freebird leaves the ring. He returns with brass knuckles. Freebird takes a swing at Rich T. Boy with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Rich T. Boy snatches the knuckles from him. T.J.: Rich taking the knuckles out of his hands! Rich T. Boy hits him with the knuckles. Rich T. Boy hits him with brass knuckles. Rich T. Boy hits a double-arm DDT on Freebird. A small "Rich T. Boy" chant is being started. Rich T. Boy backflips off the turnbuckle. A small "Rich T. Boy" chant is being started. Kid: It's fun to watch matches where all the wrestlers are liked. Rich T. Boy leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Rich T. Boy sets up the chair. Rich T. Boy executes a dragon suplex onto the chair on Freebird. T.J.: Wow! Freebird taking a hard shot there. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rich T. Boy goes for a side suplex, but Freebird blocks it. Freebird hits him with brass knuckles. Freebird hits Rich T. Boy with a bodyslam. Freebird hits Rich T. Boy with an enzuigiri to the face. Freebird executes an Asai moonsault on Rich T. Boy. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Tim White removes the chair from the ring. Kid: Ah, come on...That makes things interesting. Freebird hits him with the knuckles. Freebird goes for a bow-and-arrow Dragon Sleeper, but Rich T. Boy blocks it. Rich T. Boy punches Freebird. Rich T. Boy kicks Freebird. The crowd is cheering on Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy kicks Freebird. Kid: I love him, brother. He's my main man. T.J.: what? Have you ever even talked to him? Kid: Well...Not exactly. Rich T. Boy locks Freebird in an armbar submission. Freebird is valiantly trying to break the hold. T.J.: What do you mean...Not really? Kid: Well, we greeted each other once. Freebird reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. T.J.: You're incorigable. Rich T. Boy puts Freebird in a nerve hold. Freebird reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rich T. Boy throws Freebird out of the ring. Rich T. Boy goes for a flying headscissors, but Freebird moves out of the way. T.J.: Fyling head scissors from the ring to the outside! It's just too bad he missed... Freebird sets up a table. Freebird grabs a chair. Freebird sets up the chair. Freebird executes a bodyslam onto the chair on Rich T. Boy. Kid: Ah, come on, Rich! Freebird reenters the ring. Rich T. Boy follows him back in. T.J.: What? No use for the table? Freebird whips Rich T. Boy into the turnbuckle. Freebird runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Rich T. Boy lifts his knee. Rich T. Boy punches Freebird. The crowd is going crazy. Rich T. Boy chops Freebird. The crowd is going crazy. Rich T. Boy kicks Freebird. Rich T. Boy has the crowd going wild. Rich T. Boy goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Freebird counters it with a lariat. In turn, Rich T. Boy counters it with a duck-down move. Rich T. Boy hits a Frankensteiner on Freebird. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: Wow, that was close! Rich T. Boy tags out to Jayson Carter. Jayson Carter executes a double arm DDT on Freebird. Tim White counts: one, two, three! The crowd is cheering on Jayson Carter. Kid: Hey...Wait a minute! That's not right! Rich won that match! T.J.: No, he didn't...he didn't pin him. The winner is Jayson Carter. Time of match: 0:06:31 T.J.: Well, a strange way for this match to end. Rich T. Boy doing Freebird in, but he tagged out to Carter. Kid: Freebird was having trouble today. I think he's got a lot on his mind with Russel and all. Wolf jumps out out of the crowd. Wolf grabs a steel folding chair and dives into the ring. T.J.: Wolf? Get him out of here! Freebird does not see Wolf. Wolf smacks Freebird in the middle of the back with the chair. Freebird falls down to one knee. Wolf hits Freebird over the head with the chair. Freebird goes down. Kid: Chair shots all over! Wolf places the chair on the back of Freebird's head. Wolf executes a flying legdrop onto the chair. Freebird is not moving. Wolf picks Freebird up. Wolf shoves him into the ropes. T.J.: This man is a beast! Kid: Of course he is! He's Wolf! Freebird's arms become entangled in the ropes. Wolf drills Freebird in the forehead with chair. Wolf drills Freebird in the forehead with chair. Wolf drills Freebird in the forehead with chair. T.J.: come on! those can kill a man! Wolf drills Freebird in the forehead with chair. Freebird is busted wide open and bleeding like hell. The chair is broken. Wolf throws it down. Wolf punches Freebird in the face. Wolf punches Freebird in the face. T.J.: Oh, come on! wasn't the chair enough? Wolf exits the ring and sets up a table behind Freebird. Wolf re-enters the ring. Wolf executes a superkick on Freebird that sends him backwards over the ropes. Freebird lands on the table. Wolf executes a shooting star press through the table. The table is broken in half. Kid: Freebird is beaten into grind! Wolf throws Freebird back into the ring. Wolf is laughing histerically. T.J.: What's gotten into this man?! He's insane! Wolf grabs another steel folding chair. Wolf brings it into the ring and sets it up. Wolf lays Freebird's face across the seat. Wolf executes a flying elbowdrop to the back of Freebird's neck onto the chair. The chair is broken. Wolf is laughing again. Wolf kicks Freebird in the ribs. Wolf exits the ring. Freebird is covered and blood and lays motionless in the ring. Kid: I think it's safe to say that Wolf has, ummm...Lost track of reality. T.J.: To say the least! Look at Freebird! How's he ever going to be able to wretle again?! Kid: The man's tough! He'll handle it. EMT's rush out and take Freebird away. T.J.: And how is this next match going to take place with all that blood? Kid: No kidding. I'm not so sure Robespierre will even be willing to get that dirty. Robespierre is in the ring waiting with increasing impatience. T.J.: Where is the champion, anyway? Sunder Ryan walks out onto the ramp without any music. His left leg is convered in a heavy cast. His limp is severe. The crowd pops, but they seem rather anxious to know what’s going to happen. T.J.: I honestly don’t believe Ryan is going to be able to pull through on this match, Kid. I mean…Look at him. Kid: Hey, I remember the beating he took earlier. Sunder Ryan is carrying a microphone with him. Robespierre is standing in the ring, apparently impatient and waiting for this to get on with. T.J.: Robespierre looks like he has the same suspicions I have. Ryan waves for the crowd to silence completely, and raises the microphone to his mouth. Ryan:…Oh so sweet morality and nobility. You have smitten me this day, withstanding certain OTHER elements. He looks up to Robespierre. Robespierre is still waiting. Ryan: Old Robes…My old friend, Robespierre. You do, of course, realize that fighting me in my current state for such a prestigious title is practically exploitation, don’t you? Kid: Hey, he’s the one who got into the match with Pierce! Of COURSE the Shin Jun Rui would be coming after him! The crowd doesn’t know how to react to this. Ryan waves a hand. Ryan: Allow me to explain better. The exploitation would not be of me, but of yourself. The crowd looks even more confused. T.J.: This crowd must obviously not be on the intellectual par that Ryan is on. Ryan: To defeat a man, and you certainly would right now, who has been rendered completely incapable of competitive wrestling would only exploit your own inability to win a fair match-up! Remember Robespierre, I never declared you the number one contender; that was a theory of your own devise. And I also never guaranteed you this match on THIS day, and if I were to base it according to your performance on Saturday... Ryan shakes his head in mock disgust. The crowd starts up. Ryan: Well, to say the least of it…You would NEVER be here today in this position. Realize who holds the reigns, Robespierre? Not you! Your inability to perform is just unacceptable in Sunder Ryan world! What if I told you that you weren’t ever going to get this title shot? T.J.: What? Can he do that? Kid: According to Ryan, I guess he can. Ryan: You have to understand that the world does not begin and end at your own discretion... He pauses. Ryan: The same as it does not do so for me. There are others, more deserving, who want this, and you’ve never done anything to prove that you’re different or any better then a little mouse who smells a piece of big cheese! T.J.: Ryan giving Robespierre some harsh words tonight. Kid, I’m certain that we’re not going to have a title match tonight. Ryan: Are you the defining authority on this subject? Of course not! I AM! So if you could please do us all a grave favor, old boy...Take that crumpled and degenerated excuse for a body, carry it dejectedly to the nearest airport, get on the first plane to France, a nd stay the hell out of the SFWL forever! The crowd pops loudly. T.J.: They seem to like that idea! Kid: Yeah, but I doubt this is going to happen. Robespierre grabs the microphone out of his hand angrily. The crowd boo's. Robespierre: What in the devil are you talking about man? You have a lot of gumption to come out here, in front of the world, in front of these....pathetic fans here in Arkansas, and BEG me not to fight you? The crowd is booing loudly. T.J.: Apparently the crowd doesn’t seem to agree with the statement. Robespierre: The gall that you have sir. These people came here to see a tremendous athletic contest between two outstanding competitors. And while you never fit the bill anyway, they certainly wanted to see the most REVOLUTIONARY Cruiserweight in the SFWL. My great uncle Maximillien would certainly be disappointed. However, this would certainly validate a number of my theories about the bravery of Englishmen. The crowd boos like there is no tomorrow. Kid: Robespierre doesn't seem like he's buying any of Ryan’s idea’s. Robespierre: So I would say that if you are unable to fulfill your contractual duties to the SFWL and the fans of this cesspool here this evening, then you should just do the honorable thing and forfeit that championship belt to me right here-right now. The ring is starting to fill with debri. T.J.: Wow, I don’t think I’ve seen a negative reaction of this stature since Shin Jun Rui was out here earlier. Ryan takes the microphone back from him. His face is starting to look angry. Ryan: Honor? What would a dirty Frenchman know about an Englishman’s HONOR? And you would take the alms from a man incapable of making you EARN them? No sir, your definition of honor is twisted, contorted into a distortion of what really IS. That absolute can only be defined by this: I have and you want. I only have one question for you Robespierre...Would you do ANYTHING to get it? Ryan cautiously holds the mic up for Robespierre to speak into it. T.J.: What is this all about? Robespierre: What exactly is it that you mean? T.J.: Ryan is making little sense tonight. I’m even having trouble understanding this. Ryan: Anything, Robespierre…It means…Anything! "Two Skins" by Soil blasts into the arena, and the crowd starts up the booing. Red pyros and flames shoot off from the stage area and the ramp as "The New Standard" Dylan Pierce makes his way to the ring, mic in hand. Instead of entering the ring, he stops short of the apron, and instead stays there. T.J.: What?! Pierce is out here! He should be ashamed to show his face after what he did earlier! Dylan Pierce: So, an Englishman and a Frenchman step into this ring, ok, and then again… Who gives a flying FUCK!? The crowd is booing like there's no tomorrow. Dylan Pierce: Do my ears doth deceive me? Is our "great" Cruiserweight Champion, Sunder Ryan, trying to cop-out of his title match against the little Frenchman, Robby? A little payback and all of a sudden you can't wrestle a match? Please.. I've been triple-booked before, beaten to a pulp and yet STILL I made every one of my matches a 5-Star match! But I guess in your case, Ryan, it has to be expected from someone who was given too much too soon. T.J.: given? well, he did defeat Rich! Ryan: You degenerated, unhealthy, filth-ridden bane upon this world! You nearly broke my leg in half, you idiot! Dylan Pierce: Just shut up! You'll be dealt with soon enough, but now I have to deal with our little friend Robby, here... Kid: He's after Robespierre? What for? Dylan Pierce: Tell you what, Frenchy. I'm not doing anything right now...so howabout you and I hook it up in a #1 contenders match for the right to face old Ryan here at Spring Thing? T.J.: A number one contender match right now! Can this go on? Dylan Pierce:...That way, everyone's happy. You'll get a match, Ryan will think you're "earning" it, although he should be one to talk, and I get to prove to everyone once again, just why I am THE most amazing Cruiserweight, EVER to grace an SFWL ring! Pierce walks up to the ring. Robespierre motions for him to bring it on. Ryan slowly limps out of the way. T.J.: This is happening! Instead of a title match, we're having a number one contender match! Dylan Pierce nails Robespierre with a Yakuza kick. Dylan Pierce exicutes a jumping DDT on Robespierre. Kid: Pierce manhandling Robespierre. Sunder Ryan watches from the outside, grinning. Dylan Pierce picks up Robespierre. Dylan Pierce exicutes the Rehearsal for Tragedy. T.J.: Rehearsal for Tragedy already! I don't think Robespierre is ready for this! Dylan Pierce climbs the top rope, and signs for the Cardinal Sin. Dylan Pierce goes for the Cardinal Sin, but Robespierre moves out the way. Kid: He missed! He missed! Ryan is laughing hysterically from the outside. Robespierre nails Dylan Pierce with a kick to the midsection. Robespierre locks Dylan Pierce into the guillotine. T.J.: What?! That came out of nowhere! Pierce may be beaten right now! Dylan Pierce is struggling to reach the ropes. Rich T. Boy hops over the guardrail carrying a baseball bat. Sunder Ryan stares him down. Rich T. Boy walks past him watchfully. Kid: Rich T. Boy's here! Rich T. Boy slides into the ring and smashes Robespierre with the Baseball bat. Robespierre releases Dylan Pierce. T.J.: Apparently Rich doesn't think Robespierre deserves to win either! Rich T. Boy nails Dylan Pierce in the back of the head with the baseball bat. Kid: No, I don't think he wants either man to win! Robespierre has fled the ring. Dylan Pierce stands up. Rich T. Boy hits him again. T.J.: Well, he's usually on the receiving end of these attacks, he's bound to snap every now and then. Dylan Pierce stands up again. Kid: Pierce stands up again! What, does he like to get hit?! Rich T. Boy hits him yet again. Dylan Pierce goes down. Rich T. Boy drags Dylan Pierce over to the turnbuckle. T.J.: When Rich has someone near the turnbuckle it usually means only one thing! Rich T. Boy sets up Dylan Pierce on the turnbuckle. Kid: Looks like Rich is about to drop another Rich T. Bomb here! Rich T. Boy points at Robespierre, and then to Ryan. Rich T. Boy goes for the Rich T. Bomb, but Dylan Pierce knocks him off the turnbuckle and jumps out of the ring. Rich T. Boy lands on his feat, and challenges both men to come back. Neither man wants to. The bell rings. This match is a no contest. T.J.: wait a minute, then who's the number one contender?! Rich T. Boy walks to the other side of the ring and raises his arms. The crowd is cheering him. Rich T. Boy is thrown a mic. Rich: I don't usually like to stop matches like this, but it was obvious that neither of these excuses for wrestlers should be allowed to make a claim for the title without me present...So I made my presence felt. The crowd cheers. Rich: I mean Pierce here is a non event that got pushed too far anyway...strange that Bowers keeps the same kind of people he claims to crusade about! Why not just stick to being Bower's bitch, Pierce? The crowd cheers again. T.J.: The crowd seems to enjoy Rich's views on Pierce. Rich: Your just another new guy doing the same old stuff that's always being done. Come to think of it, do you even have written permission from your daddy Bowers to challenge for that title? Of course, he must just want you to disobey because he wants a reason to hit you. Still you can keep your umm "special interests" in the dressing room while I wrestle and earn a title shot instead. Dylan Pierce looks very pissed, and on edge to enter the ring again. Surprisingly, however, he does not go in. Rich: And as for you Robespierre, well I am sure that you will see these events and reference it to the exploits of your legendary Uncle Maxmillian. Past hero's won't save you though...they might be good for use as a role model but in the end it's your own skill that will make you or break you, and wrestling skill is something I have in abundance. So come after me if you want Robespierre, but you must realize that you are just another step on the path, so don't be too annoyed once I step past and ignore you. Kid: Rich! Rich is going to win, baby! Rich: Just remember though boys, I might not be wearing it...but your playing around with MY title. expect me to be taking an interest until I have it back. Rich spikes the mic and raises his arms again. The crowd cheers. All four men are braced to attack, but officials soon come out of the back and take them away arguing and ready to brawl. T.J.: This is turning into a war! All four of these men are taking constant shots at each other! Kid: Rich! Rich is my main man! T.J.: Well, how are we going to determine who's getting to fight for the title NOW? Kid: I don't know...Maybe they all should. T.J.: There's no way this is over yet. And one man who may get involved by the end: Kamikaze! Kid: Whether he gets involved in this or not, he's involved in Wolf right now. T.J.: These two men have been blasting each other for the past week. Both are return-champions of old, and both STILL poccess the ability to do massive damage. Wolf leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kid: Wolf getting things started early! Wolf runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Wolf hits Kamikaze with an inverted DDT. A portion of the crowd is booing Wolf. Wolf spits on his opponent. A larger portion of the crowd is booing Wolf. T.J.: spitting is uncalled for! James Beard removes the chair from the ring. Wolf gets a figure-four leglock on Kamikaze. Kamikaze tries to escape the hold. Kamikaze's shoulders are on the mat. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Wolf lets go after 23 seconds. Wolf spits on his opponent. Wolf acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Kid: This man is great! Wolf uses a Northern Lights bomb on Kamikaze. Wolf is starting to get more cheers than boos. Wolf hits Kamikaze with a backbreaker. Wolf uses a moonsault on Kamikaze. James Beard counts: One, kickout. T.J.: Not yet, I think. Wolf acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Wolf goes for a DDT, but Kamikaze counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Kamikaze nails Wolf with a corkscrew tombstone. Kid: Kamikaze coming back with a deadly move. Kamikaze whips Wolf into the ropes. Kamikaze hits Wolf with a clothesline. Kamikaze takes Wolf down with a somersault senton. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kamikaze. Kamikaze throws Wolf out of the ring. Kamikaze goes through the ropes. Kamikaze knocks Wolf into the ringpost. Kamikaze takes Wolf down with a fisherman buster. JTG comes from behind. Kid: John the Giant coming for Kamikaze! I tell you what, this is a really classic match-up! Wolf is handed the baseball bat. Wolf hits him with the baseball bat. Wolf acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. JTG comes from behind, but Kamikaze nails JTG. Jogn The Giant is busted wide open. T.J.: Wow! That was a strong punch! Wolf knocks Kamikaze into the ringsteps. Wolf executes the Devastator on Kamikaze on the concrete floor. Kid: That was brutal! Kamikaze is knocked clean cold, brother. Kamikaze is out cold. Wolf hits him with the baseball bat. Wolf is starting to get more cheers than boos. Wolf whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Wolf hits Kamikaze with an elbowsmash. Wolf knocks Kamikaze into the ringpost. Wolf sets up a table. JTG comes from behind and distracts Kamikaze. Wolf hits a jack-knife power bomb on Kamikaze. Wolf whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Wolf uses a superkick on Kamikaze. T.J.: A serious kick by Wolf. Kamikaze is being ruined. Wolf goes for the Devastator, but Kamikaze blocks it. Wolf whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Wolf sets up Kamikaze on the table. Wolf tries to drive Kamikaze through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Kamikaze executes a spin kick on Wolf. Wolf falls through the table. Kid: Through the table and onto the concrete floor! Kamikaze whips Wolf into the guardrail. Kamikaze reenters the ring. Wolf follows him back in. Kamikaze chops Wolf. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kamikaze. Wolf punches Kamikaze. Wolf is starting to get more cheers than boos. Wolf punches Kamikaze. Wolf is starting to get more cheers than boos. Kamikaze chops Wolf. Kamikaze goes for the Thunder Fire Powerbomb, but Wolf blocks it. Wolf runs into the ropes. Wolf executes a backspin DDT on Kamikaze. A portion of the crowd is cheering Wolf. Wolf goes for an inverted DDT, but Kamikaze blocks it. Kamikaze hits a fisherman buster on Wolf. A portion of the crowd is booing Kamikaze. Kamikaze executes the Thunder Fire Powerbomb on Wolf. T.J.: Thunder Fire bomb! James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kamikaze goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Wolf ducks out of the way. Wolf goes for an enzuigiri, but Kamikaze ducks out of the way. Kamikaze punches Wolf. A portion of the crowd is booing Kamikaze. Wolf punches Kamikaze. Wolf kicks Kamikaze. Kamikaze punches Wolf. Kamikaze chops Wolf. Kamikaze acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Wolf chops Kamikaze. Wolf throws Kamikaze out of the ring. Kid: Thse men are takin' some anger out on each other. T.J.: And taking each other out with anger. Kid: What? Wolf goes through the ropes. T.J.: Nevermind. Wolf uses a low blow on Kamikaze. Kid: I can't stand that move! Wolf whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Wolf uses an elbowsmash on Kamikaze. JTG comes from behind, but Kamikaze nails JTG. Wolf goes for the Devastator, but Kamikaze blocks it. Wolf is handed a frying pan. Wolf hits him with the frying pan. t.J.: Frying Pan to the head! I think Kamikazes real face is probably crimson now. Wolf sets up a table. Wolf goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Kamikaze counters it with a small package. Kamikaze sets up Wolf on the table. Kamikaze executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Kid: Kamikaze using the table wold set up for his advantage. This is a resourceful man. Kamikaze whips Wolf into the guardrail. Kamikaze is handed the ring bell. Kamikaze hits him with the ring bell. Kamikaze acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Kamikaze sets up a table. Kamikaze hits him with the ring bell. Kamikaze chokes him with the ring bell. t.J.: That ring bell is deadly in the right hands! JTG comes from behind, but Kamikaze nails JTG. Wolf hits a Northern Lights bomb on Kamikaze. Wolf reenters the ring. Kamikaze follows him back in. Wolf executes the Devastator on Kamikaze. Kid: What? Where did THAT come from! T.J.: Out of nowhere Wolf using the Devastator! James Beard counts: One, two, three. Wolf seemingly enjoys the boos. T.J.: That's all! Wolf coming out on top of a very competitive kamikaze! I can't believe that match ended the way it did! The winner is Wolf. Time of match: 0:06:04 Kid: A great match for both men. The books will call it a loss, but I don't see it that way. After Kamikaze and Wolf exit the anena, All the lights in the arena go out, plunging the arena into darkness. Green laser simply etches “The Future” in the ring. The crowd start cheering and screaming. t.J.: The future! Is the future coming out here? “Phat Planet” by Leftfield starts to play, the bass reverberating around the arena. The cameraman zooms in on a woman with a poster that reads “Chris Steele is better than YOU” Green pyro explodes around the JumboTron, down the ramp and from the turnbuckles and strobes flick into manic life, combining with smoke to create a ghostly, lucid effect. The crowd is going mental. A single white spotlight picks out a figure at the top of the ramp, arms raised in the air, head back and eyes closed, a smile on his face. The figure is Chris Steele. He is dressed in his baggy black Freeze ‘pants’ and a tight yellow longsleeved top, through which we can see the heavy strapping still around his shoulder. He’s got his “24/7” bandana on his forehead and his Oakleys are around his throat. T.J.: It's Chris Steele! Chris Steele is here! The crowd is still cheering as Steele lowers his arms and walks down the ramp, high-fiving his fans nearest the ramp, before sliding into the ring and running across to the opposite turnbuckle, jumping up onto it and raising his arms outwads, and into the air again. The crowd erupt one more time before Steele jumps off the turnbuckle and is handed a mic. STEELE: “GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…AND WELCOME TO…” Crowd joins in “THE FUTURE!” The arena erupts. STEELE: *smiling* “That’s right! The Future is WELL AND TRULY here….I’m back and I’m more ready than ever to set this ring alight!” More cheers. Kid: Quite a show. STEELE: “There are a lot of people around at the moment going on about how great a Cruiserweight wrestler they are…how Rich T Boy…who, if I may add, HAS HELD THAT TITLE FOR A NUMBER OF MONTHS, was a bad champion…I say look at Ash…look at John Falcon…THEY are bad champions…Whereas, good champions: look at Kamikaze, look at Kent McKnight, Steve Fella, and myself Chris Steele…WE are the great Cruiserweight champions…it’s lucky for you guys, Robspierre, Sunder Ryan, Dylan Pierce, that we’re otherwise engaged in more important matters to give you a good beating around the ring, to give the Cruiserweight Title a worthy champion…Myself and Steve Fella put on some of THE best matches of 2001 for that Cruiserweight Title and now it’s languishing with nobodies *Steele pauses* enjoy it while you can….” The crowd is chanting “Steele, Steele, Steele” T.J.: This crowd is going crazy! STEELE: *laughs* “Man it’s certainly great to be back - lets see if we can lift the roof in here, I know you guys can do it!” Steele raises his arms in the air to hype the crowd who respond with a huge “STEELE, STEELE, STEELE” chant that’s nearly deafening. Steele lowers his arms and raises the mic, waiting for the crowd to quieten down. STEELE: *grins* “You guys are great...But seriously...One man who isn’t...Brian Bowers... The crowd boo's loudly. T.J.: The mention of the man's name sets them into a frenzy. Bowers is truly becoming a very dislikable man. Chris Steele: Yup, Brian Bowers…the man who decided to rip into my shoulder with a screwdriver…The man who ran away from me for THE WHOLE of the Thunderdome match while I pinned ALL THREE of his team-mates…Brian Bowers, you can’t run from me ANYMORE!” The crowd erupts. STEELE: “Bowers - Extreme Saturday you and I are going to meet each other yet again in the ring. But this time you have no team-mates to hide behind - to use for YOUR dastardly deeds…It’s just gonna be you and me and I SWEAR that I’m going to beat you silly, and leave you lying therer, begging for my forgiveness and for the forgiveness of the crowd who you wronged so badly. Attacking Wayne Reid earlier was just a taster, just something to pass the time…but when I get my hands on you Bowers I’m going to make you pay for all these years of your pathetic career….Prepare to face The Future Brian Bowers and The Future is CHRIS STEELE 24/7!” Kid: I don't know...Bowers is a tough man. T.J.: Are you serious? Steele goes to drop the mic as the crowd start to cheer but he raises it again. STEELE: “And Chris Steele *the crowd again join in* IS BETTER THAN YOU!” The crowd erupts as Chris Steele drops the mic and makes his way up the ramp. T.J.: Wow! Chris Steele is back! Kid: Yet another enemy of Shin Jun Rui returns. (the scene cuts to the back) Charlie Yin-yang is seen walking to the door to the parking lot. He frantically looks around as he makes his way out the door. Brad Hunter comes racing from the other side of the parking lot in a golf cart. Yin-yang turns around at gets nailed in the stomach with a baseball bat. Hunter jumps out of the Golf cart. He drops the baseball bat Hunter: You actually thought you were getting away? I don't think so... Yin-yang is screaming like a girl. Hunter kicks Yin-yang in the groin. Hunter picks up Yin-yang and him into a near by car. The car alarm goes off. Hunter: Paybacks are a Biatch!!! Hunter takes Yin-yang's head and rubs it. Hunter rams Yin-yang's head into the car, shattering the window. Yin-yang his largely busted open. Yin-yang hits head first to the ground. Hunter stands over a unconscience Yin-yang. Hunter: The answer to your challenge.....Is Hell YEAH!!! cuts back to the ring. T.J.: Hunter excepting Yin-Yangs challenge! Kid: I figured he had something up his sleeve. T.J.: Well, we got back just in time because Michael Torment is about to put his title on the line against Malik Johnson. Kid: Malik, just like Carter, took a major beating on Saturday. I wander if he can pull off the upset today like Carter did, though. They lock up. Michael Torment begs off. T.J.: Torment showing his true colors early. Malik Johnson goes for a Frankensteiner, but Michael Torment counters it with a power bomb. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Michael Torment is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Michael Torment executes a vertical suplex on Malik Johnson. Michael Torment uses a vertical suplex on Malik Johnson. Michael Torment whips Malik Johnson into the ropes. Michael Torment misses with a shoulderblock. Michael Torment hits Malik Johnson with an elbow. Kid: Torment taking Malik down despite a little difficulty. Michael Torment hits a Cradle DDT on Malik Johnson. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Michael Torment hits a chop on Malik Johnson. Michael Torment takes Malik Johnson down with an atomic drop. Michael Torment goes for a spinning DDT, but Malik Johnson counters it with a backdrop. Michael Torment uses a double-arm DDT on Malik Johnson. Michael Torment takes Malik Johnson down with a spinning DDT. Michael Torment goes for an inverted power bomb, but Malik Johnson blocks it. Malik Johnson whips Michael Torment into the ropes. Malik Johnson hits Michael Torment with a shoulderblock. Kid: Malik Johnson looks a little stiff today. Malik Johnson takes Michael Torment down with a jumping side kick. The crowd is cheering on Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Johnson executes a springboard somersault splash on Michael Torment. T.J.: You sure about that, Kid? He looked pretty good on that move. Malik Johnson raises his hands in the air. The crowd is cheering on Malik Johnson. Michael Torment begs off. Malik Johnson executes a flying bulldog on Michael Torment. Malik Johnson executes a Frankensteiner on Michael Torment. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Johnson whips Michael Torment into the ropes, but Michael Torment reverses it. Malik Johnson misses with an elbow. Michael Torment nails Malik Johnson with a chop. T.J.: Torment coming back at Malik after the miss. Michael Torment nails Malik Johnson with an atomic drop. Michael Torment hits Malik Johnson with a legsweep. Michael Torment runs into the ropes. Malik Johnson hits Michael Torment with an elbow. Malik Johnson raises his hands in the air. Malik Johnson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Malik Johnson hits a Cradle DDT on Michael Torment. Tim White counts: One, kickout. Malik Johnson executes a jumping DDT on Michael Torment. There are lots of chants for Malik Johnson. Kid: I'm surprised this crowd is so behind Johnson. T.J.: Are you kidding? Look at who he's fighting! Malik Johnson executes a Russian legsweep on Michael Torment. There are lots of chants for Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson goes for the Total Vindication, but Michael Torment counters it with a top-rope fisherman buster. Kid: That will quickly turn things around! Michael Torment throws Malik Johnson out of the ring. Michael Torment goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Malik Johnson whips Michael Torment into the guardrail. Malik Johnson uses a Yakuza kick on Michael Torment. Malik Johnson whips Michael Torment into the guardrail. Malik Johnson executes a backspin DDT on Michael Torment. Malik Johnson knocks Michael Torment into the ringpost. Malik Johnson grabs a chair. Malik Johnson takes a running start and springs off the chair. Malik Johnson goes for a Yakuza kick, but Michael Torment counters it with a legsweep. T.J.: Johnson is having trouble connecting with these big moves. They're brawling outside the ring area. Michael Torment nails Malik Johnson with a roundhouse right. Michael Torment whips Malik Johnson into the guardrail. Michael Torment nails Malik Johnson with a chop. Michael Torment whips Malik Johnson into the guardrail. Michael Torment hits Malik Johnson with an inverted DDT. Michael Torment whips Malik Johnson into the guardrail. Michael Torment goes for a back suplex, but Malik Johnson counters it with a go-behind. They're brawling outside the ring area. Michael Torment reenters the ring. Malik Johnson follows him back in. Michael Torment hits an enzuigiri to the face on Malik Johnson. The crowd is booing Michael Torment. Michael Torment is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kid: Close call for such a weak move. Michael Torment hits Malik Johnson with a dropkick. Michael Torment whips Malik Johnson into the turnbuckle. Michael Torment runs into the ropes. Michael Torment hits Malik Johnson with a kick. Michael Torment goes for a forearm smash, but Malik Johnson blocks it. Malik Johnson goes for a Frankensteiner, but Michael Torment counters it with a tiger driver. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. T.J.: Wow, this crowd really dislikes Michael Torment. Michael Torment takes Malik Johnson down with an atomic drop. Michael Torment whips Malik Johnson into the ropes, but Malik Johnson reverses it. Malik Johnson executes an inverted DDT on Michael Torment. Malik Johnson nails Michael Torment with an enzuigiri to the face. Malik Johnson raises his hands in the air. There are lots of chants for Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson executes the Total Vindication on Michael Torment. Kid: There it is! We've got a new intercontinental champion! There are lots of chants for Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: Oh my! Torment kicked out! Malik Johnson uses a springboard somersault splash on Michael Torment. There are lots of chants for Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson raises his hands in the air. The crowd is really behind Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson nails Michael Torment with a Russian legsweep. Malik Johnson goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Michael Torment blocks it. Michael Torment executes the Professional Courtesy on Malik Johnson. T.J.: No! The bastard got him! A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Michael Torment goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd is booing Michael Torment out of the building. Kid: And Torment defending his title against the valiant Malik Johnson. I give the man credit for even showing up to this match. The winner is Michael Torment. Time of match: 0:07:36 T.J.: wait a minute...I've just gotten word... The lights in the arena go out. Red, white and blue pyro bursts from the entranceway as Beethoven’s ninth symphony begins to play. t.J.: Mike Torment is coming out here! Mike Torment comes out to the ramp. The crowd is on their feet cheering. The crowd has started a “Torment” chant. Mike Torment walks to the ring and grabs a mic. Kid: This man is greater then anything I've ever seen. Mike Torment: Ok… so my dear brother here wants to hit me with belts. He wants to forget any family loyalty that he might have had. Good old Pro would rather fight me over this jealous rage he has rather then be a real man and work this out with his friend and brother. Well you know something; I’ve had just about enough! The crowd cheers. T.J.: I can't believe this situation! Torment should be killing the Proffesional by now! Mike Torment: I’ve tried to be nice. I’ve tried to be the bigger man here and it seems like my big brother doesn’t want to listen. So, this is what we’re going to do. I am laying out a challenge right now… You want a piece of me brother… let’s do it at Spring Thing and you know something else. Just for kicks, I’ll take the Intercontinental belt from you also. Vice President Will Rickard comes out to the ramp with a mic in hand. Kid: Huh? What's Rickard doing out here...? Rickard: Well, Mike, it would seem that you're not the only one in the world who wants to see a Torment versus Torment match for the Intercontinental title at Spring Thing. I've got thousands and thousands of emails...phone messages...letters...notes tied to rocks...and they all say one thing. We want to see the Torment brothers at Spring Thing. Is that what all you fans want to see next weekend at Spring Thing? Do you want to see Mike Torment take on his very own brother Michael Torment for the Intercontinental title? Huge cheer from the crowd. Rickard: And you know what? That's exactly what you'll all get! At Spring Thing you'll get the "Battle of the Brothers"! Cheers. T.J.: Torment against Torment at Spring Thing! Mike Torment looks at the crowd and nods in approval. Michael Torment gestures for a mic. Kid: I think The Proffesional has something to say about this. Micheal Torment also grabs the IC belt. T.J.: I think it would be a good idea to get some security out here. This could go really bad really quickly. Mike Torment climbs into the ring and stands nose to nose with his brother. Michael Torment: Hello little brother. So...you want a shot at me? You want a shot at this? (pats the belt) Mike Torment nods. Kid: Of course he does, that's why he said it! Michael Torment: Mikey, Mikey, Mikey...we're brothers...why didn't you just come to me and ask for a match at Spring Thing? Huh? Did you think I'd say no, Mikey? Did you think I'd abandon you? Did you think I'd deny you? Did you think, Mikey, that I'd leave you out in the cold? Huh, Mikey? Just like I was abandoned? Just like I was denied. Just like I was left out in the cold? Huh? Is that what you thought, Mike? Is that why you went to that stooge Rickard instead of me? No...I'll tell you why you couldn't come to me, Mike. Because you're a coward, just like our old man! Just like that vegetable in Queens, you're a big freakin' coward and you both make me sick to my stomach! T.J.: And here comes the ugliness! Michael Torment: You want this belt, Mikey? Huh? You want to wrestle me? You want to take away something else of mine? Something I worked for? Something YOU don't deserve? Why wait until Spring Thing? Huh? I got nothing planned for Saturday night. Why don't we settle it then? Kid: On Saturday? That's a little early, don't you think? Mike Torment: Saturday night? This Saturday? You think you can gain years of experience and be good enough to beat me in 3 days? Now that’s funny big bro. But sure, you want your ass handed to you on Saturday… who am I to stop you? And seriously, you should stop being so bitter and give your father a call. I mean you already missed the seder for Passover last week, it’s about time you took in your true heritage and joined some family functions. You think about that. Until then… see ya Saturday big brother. Mike Torment walks out of the ring and up the ramp. Michael Torment looks around the arena with complete disdain. T.J.: we've got Torment against Torment, not at spring-thing, but next Saturday! Kid: This is great! The IC title on the line, and baby, you that both Torments have got a lot riding on this match. T.J.: Our last match of the evening coming up is a Shin Jun Rui battle against the champ and his pal! Kid: Kent Mckight and Fella have got something to prove tonight. If they can defeat Bowers and Bryant, then the dominance of the Shin Jun Rui will be shattered. Kent Mcknight and Shawn Bryant size each other up. They lock up. Kent McKnight executes a European uppercut on Shawn Bryant. Shawn Bryant hits Kent McKnight with a thrust kick to the head. A portion of the crowd is booing Shawn Bryant. T.J.: Bryant starting off well, but the crowd doesn't seem too happy about that. Shawn Bryant goes for a German suplex, but Kent McKnight counters it with an elbowsmash. Kent McKnight hits a European uppercut on Shawn Bryant. Kent McKnight uses a kick to the groin on Shawn Bryant. Kid: Everytime I see that, I die a little inside. Kent McKnight goes for a sleeperhold, but Shawn Bryant counters it with a jawbreaker. Shawn Bryant leaves the ring. He returns with brass knuckles. Shawn Bryant takes a swing at Kent McKnight with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Kent McKnight snatches the knuckles from him. The crowd goes nuts. T.J.: Mckight took his knuckles! Kent McKnight takes a swing at Shawn Bryant with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Shawn Bryant snatches the knuckles from him. Shawn Bryant hits him with the knuckles. Shawn Bryant acknowledges the small portion of the crowd which is cheering him. T.J.: Bryant manages to find some small patch of support in the long void of hate. Shawn Bryant whips Kent McKnight into the turnbuckle, but Kent McKnight reverses it. Kent McKnight charges into the corner. Kent McKnight tags out to Steve Fella. Steve Fella uses Jackass Drop on Shawn Bryant. T.J.: Jackass Drop! Fella get's in, and right away, he gets the Jackass drop! Steve Fella nails Shawn Bryant with a diving headbutt. The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella raises his arms and shouts. A small "Steve Fella" chant is being started. Steve Fella hits a spear on Shawn Bryant. Steve Fella whips Shawn Bryant into the ropes. Steve Fella misses with a shoulderblock. Steve Fella executes a stun gun on Shawn Bryant. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kid: Fella's got a chair, and this is a man who knows how to use it. Steve Fella runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Steve Fella goes for a frog splash, but Shawn Bryant rolls out of the way. T.J.: Fella with the miss... Shawn Bryant further incites the crowd. Shawn Bryant tags out to Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers and Shawn Bryant whip Steve Fella into the ropes. Brian Bowers and Shawn Bryant hit Steve Fella with a double inverted DDT. Shawn Bryant leaves the ring. Kid: This should be interesting. these two men are about as much friends as T.J. over here is a toad. Brian Bowers nails Steve Fella with a double underhook power bomb. The crowd is booing Brian Bowers. Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a short lariat. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella with an armbreaker. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with an armbar takedown. T.J.: Bowers targetting Fella's arm. Brian Bowers goes for the No More Apologies, but Steve Fella counters it with a backdrop. Kid: Wow! That was very close. Steve Fella is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Steve Fella whips Brian Bowers into the turnbuckle. Steve Fella runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Brian Bowers moves out of the way. Brian Bowers nails Steve Fella with a fisherman suplex. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Brian Bowers hits him with brass knuckles. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a swinging neckbreaker. Brian Bowers hits a belly-to-back suplex on Steve Fella. T.J.: I have to admit...Bowers is winning so far. Brian Bowers hits him with the knuckles. Brian Bowers is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Brian Bowers hits him with brass knuckles. Brian Bowers catches Steve Fella in the STF. Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Brian Bowers mocks a fan at ringside. Kid: That's not very smart. What if Fella caught him while he was doing that? A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Brian Bowers goes for an armbar submission, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella uses the Michinoku Driver on Brian Bowers. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Steve Fella punches Brian Bowers. Steve Fella kicks Brian Bowers. The crowd is cheering on Steve Fella. Steve Fella tags out to Kent McKnight. T.J.: Mckight getting in on this now. Steve Fella goes for a DDT, but Brian Bowers counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Steve Fella counters it with a sunset flip. Kent McKnight attempts to place Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Kent McKnight hits a roundhouse kick on Brian Bowers. A portion of the crowd is booing Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight executes a short clothesline on Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers begs off. T.J.: Begging off like the dog he is! Kent McKnight leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Kent McKnight nails Brian Bowers with a spin kick. Kid: A very good move, brother. Effective. Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring. Kent McKnight uses a series of punches on Brian Bowers. Kent McKnight goes for a roundhouse kick, but Brian Bowers ducks out of the way. Brian Bowers hits Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight chops Brian Bowers. A portion of the crowd is booing Kent McKnight. Brian Bowers chops Kent McKnight. Brian Bowers seemingly enjoys the boos. Brian Bowers kicks Kent McKnight. Brian Bowers throws Kent McKnight out of the ring. Brian Bowers goes through the ropes. Shawn Bryant comes over to make it two-on-one. Shawn Bryant hits a thrust kick to the head on Kent McKnight. T.J.: Bryant getting a cheap kick in on Mcknight. Brian Bowers catches Kent McKnight in a double chickenwing submission. Steve Fella comes over and lays out Shawn Bryant. The crowd is cheering on Steve Fella. Kate Elliot comes from behind, but Kent McKnight nails Kate Elliot. Brian Bowers whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. Shawn Bryant comes over to make it two-on-one. Shawn Bryant executes a superkick on Kent McKnight. Brian Bowers gets a full nelson on Kent McKnight. Shawn Bryant uses a superkick on Kent McKnight. Brian Bowers gets a double chickenwing submission on Kent McKnight. Brian Bowers and Shawn Bryant hit Kent McKnight with a double brain buster. T.J.: Come on, ref! Get in there and get Bryant out of there. This is gang beating! Steve Fella comes over and lays out Shawn Bryant. Steve Fella is getting a good reaction from the crowd. T.J.: Good, somebody took care of it. Kent McKnight grabs a chair. Kent McKnight takes a running start and springs off the chair. Kent McKnight gives him a Frankensteiner, but Brian Bowers only stares at him. Kid: Nice try, kid. Brian Bowers seemingly enjoys the boos. Kent McKnight reenters the ring. Brian Bowers follows him back in. Brian Bowers brings the table into the ring. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight nails Brian Bowers with a backbreaker. Kent McKnight whips Brian Bowers into the turnbuckle, but Brian Bowers reverses it. Brian Bowers uses an armbar takedown on Kent McKnight. Brian Bowers sets up Kent McKnight on the table. Brian Bowers executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle through the table. The table didn't break. T.J.: Bowers has just dominated this entire match. This man is a monster in the ring. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Kent McKnight. kid: No More Apologies! This might just be it! Kent McKnight tries to fight the pain. Kent McKnight is close to passing out from the pain. Danny Davis asks Kent McKnight if he's still there. Kent McKnight nods. t.J.: Mcknight still alive... Danny Davis asks Kent McKnight if he's still there. Kent McKnight nods. Danny Davis asks Kent McKnight if he's still there. Kent McKnight nods. Danny Davis tells Kent McKnight to respond or he'll stop the fight. Kent McKnight nods. T.J.: Mckight is a maniac! how can he take this?! Danny Davis tells Kent McKnight to respond or he'll stop the fight. Kent McKnight nods. Danny Davis asks Kent McKnight if he's still there. Kent McKnight nods. Danny Davis checks Kent McKnight's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Kent McKnight fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute. T.J.: A full minute in that hold has got to drain the energy out of a man! Mcknight HAS to tag out! Kent McKnight goes for a roundhouse kick, but Brian Bowers ducks out of the way. Brian Bowers takes Kent McKnight down with a short lariat. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: This man has got some heart, brother. Brian Bowers puts Kent McKnight in a double chickenwing submission. Kent McKnight is struggling to reach the ropes. Kent McKnight tries to escape the hold. Kent McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds. Brian Bowers puts Kent McKnight in a double chickenwing submission. Kent McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. T.J.: Bowers is just wearing Mcknight down. Brian Bowers goes for a jumping DDT, but Kent McKnight counters it with a small package. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Kent McKnight executes a low blow. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kent McKnight. He goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. T.J.: Another close call! Hey, wait a minute! Kamikaze runs down towards the ring. Kamikaze pulls Kent McKnight off the apron. T.J.: What the hell? It's Kamikaze! They are trading blows. Kamikaze gets a kneelift in. Kamikaze throws Kent McKnight into the ring steps. Kamikaze throws Kent McKnight into the ring steps. Kamikaze picks up a set of the ring steps. Kamikaze drops it on the left knee of Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight screams in pain. Kid: Kamikaze's got the right idea! T.J.: What? Interupting a match? Steve Fella leaves the ring. Kamikaze sees him and makes his retreat. T.J.: And pulling away at the slightest sight of trouble. SFWL officials make their way down to the ring. They check on Kent McKnight. Kid: This match may be ruined! Fella can't possibly fight without a partner. The SFWL officials help Kent McKnight to his feet. They escort Kent McKnight to the back. T.J.: That's just not fair! Mcknight got taken out by man who wasn't even in the match! Steve Fella shakes his head. Steve Fella slides back into the ring. Brian Bowers and Shawn Bryant circle around Steve Fella. T.J.: Wait a minute! They can't double team him now! A wave of boos go through the crowd. Wayne Reid and Dylan Pierce have walked out onto the entrance ramp. Kid: You'd better be careful about what you say, T.J. They may just pull a four on one now! The both of them are heading down to the ring. Steve Fella spears Shawn Bryant down. Steve Fella lands a few punches before Brian Bowers kicks him off. T.J.: This is terrible! Fella is doomed! Who the hell would help him, now?! Wayne Reid and Dylan Pierce slide into the ring. All four of them begin to beat on Steve Fella. Kid: I don't think anyone in the SFWL is willing to go against these kind of odds! Nobody is that stupid! Suddenly, "Freak on a Leash" by Korn beings to play on the P.A. Out walks Extreme Machine in his royal blue suit. T.J.: Extreme Machine! Fella's creation has come to his aid! Extreme Machine poses. Extreme Machine runs down to the ring. Extreme Machine stops. Kid: What's he doing? The four members of Shin Jun Rui stop beating on Fella and stare at Extreme Machine. Extreme Machine tells them to wait one second. Extreme Machine goes underneath the ring. Fella begins to get up and back away. Extreme Machine pulls out two Singapore Canes. The crowd goes nuts. T.J.: Extreme Machine is going to take on Shin Jun Rui! Shawn Bryant goes to the outside. Extreme Machine ducks a clothesline attempt. Extreme Machine hits Shawn Bryant with the Singapore Cane. The crowd is going absolutely nuts. Extreme Machine points to Steve Fella. Extreme Machine tosses a Singapore Cane into the ring. It goes over the heads of the Shin Jun Rui members. A waiting Steve Fella catches it. The crowd goes crazy. Kid: Fella's got a cane now! This is NOT good at all! Steve Fella nails Dylan Pierce with the Singapore Cane. Extreme Machine slides into the ring. Brian Bowers ducks a swing. Extreme Machine hits a Singapore Cane assisted clothesline on Wayne Reid. T.J.: Reid is knocked out too! Brian Bowers hits the Extreme Machine from behind. Extreme Machine no-sells. Extreme Machine starts to hulk up. Kid: The Machine is going crazy! He's going to kill Brian Bowers! Brian Bowers turns to run away, but is met by a Singapore Cane shot by Steve Fella. The remaining members of Shin Jun Rui roll to the outside. Brian Bowers, Wayne Reid, Shawn Bryant, and Dylan Pierce all make their way to the back. The crowd is rocking the arena. T.J.: Extreme Machine and Fella! They took out Shin Jun Rui! Shin Jun Rui are pointing and cursing. Steve Fella and the Extreme Machine bump into each other. They both turn around. Steve Fella stares at him. Kid: Whoa...What's going on here? Extreme Machine stares back. Steve Fella smiles, extends his hand. The Extreme Machine shakes his head. The Extreme Machine salutes Steve Fella. The crowd pops. T.J.: This is amazing! Extreme Machine saves the day, and becomes a fan favorite! Extreme Machine works the crowd. They're going nuts. Extreme Machine holds his cape over his face and begins to exit the ring. "Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime starts to play. Steve Fella celebrates in the ring. The match is declared a No Contest. Time of match: 0:08:53 Bowers grabs a mic: Fella! Fella, you... The lights flicker wildly as "I Bring Da Pain" by Method Man blasts through the PA system. The VideoTron displays the words, "Sainturnal Damnation is upon you" in Red letters with a black background. T.J.: Oh my God!!! It seems like we have Sainturnal company! Out of the entranceway, steps out Saint Des. He stands there holding a mic. Saint Des begins to speak. Saint Des: Fella, Bowers...and everyone else out here! The crowd doesn't know what to think. Saint Des: Now I hate to interfere in your little shitpacking orgy, but I've got something that you all need to fucking here! I have been lurking in the background of the SFWL for awhile and seen some stupid shit happening around here. I mean the Shin Jin Ruin is just a wannabee Super Inc. Empire. Look at you! You are facing a has-been wrestler like Fella, you destroy a man named, "Bitch" Torment, and you give yourselves a name like, "Shit Just Running"!!! The crowd cheers and boo's at the same time. Saint Des: Now, Bowers, it seems like your and Brian G's little plan to keep me out of the SFWL didn't work. Remember that little meeting that you two had about a year and a half ago? The crowd quiets down. Kid: What? A meeting between Mr. Brian and Bowers? Saint Des: Yeah, it should be a little clear to you now what the fuck I am talking about. See, my lawyers came to me in Tramaville with some disturbing news. They told me that my SFWL contract was terminated and that all the rights of the SIE belonged to the SFWL. They informed me that somewhere in the clause, I had signed the rights away. T.J.: The rights to the SIE? What's the SIE really got to do with anything? Saint Des: As shocked as I was that day, I was even more shocked to find out that YOU, Brian Bowers, had talked to Brian G and worked up an agreement to use SIE trademark, "Inc." with the Bastards Inc. logo. It is funny how the design look so much like ours. Saint Des takes off his infamous trench coat and reveals a new SIE t-shirt that says, "Super Inc. Empire just devoured your pathic soul". Saint Des: Now after a year and a half of battling the politics of getting back my rights and trademark, you, Bowers, gave it all back to me with the little destruction of the Bastard Inc. stable. See your little plan to get rid of Mike Torment with the revised Shin Jin Ruin just made the contract that you and Brian G. signed null and void! the crowd is in complete shock. T.J.: What? Is the SIE coming back? Looking directly at Brian Bowers Saint Des: Bowers, your little plan not only backfire, but it brought back the torment and suffering that only the SIE can cause. So now Co-Owner Brian G....you need to just sit back and watch as I destroy your little federation from the inside out! And Bowers, watch me break down the SJR one man at a time until I face you one-on-one in the middle of the ring for supremacy of the SFWL!!! The crowd erupts in a riot of mixed boos and cheers Now looking at Fella Saint Des: Steve Fella, it sure has been a long time. I still remember the day you brought your little pathic ass into the SFWL. Now you lead the way as our champion. Some fans are seen trying to get past Sercurity. Kid: This man is making enemies quickly. Saint Des: Fella, I don't want anything from you. I don't want your pecious little title. I don't want your hoe-ass manager. Hell I don't even want you. I just want to get back the one thing I never said that you could keep and that is your soul!!! T.J.: This is becoming increasingly dramatic! Saint Des: When the time is right Fella, I am going to take you down the old, beaten path called Tramaville. Then as you moan and groan in pain and for eternal mercy from my hell, I will relieve you of your torment by giving you your special brew of Sainturnal Damnation. Then I will let your fragile body wilt away into a pile of ashes. But......... If you want to stop this torment before it starts, then why don't you just bring your little ass up here and get your present....Sainturnal Damnation on your SFWL World Champion, pathic ASSSSS!!!!! Steve Fella sprints toward Saint Des. Kid: Fell's going agter him! Brian Bowers and Shawn Byrant rush Fella. Extreme Machine grabs Bryant. Bowers runs up the ramp for Steve Fella and spins Steve Fella around. Steve Fella get ready to attack, but someone out of the crowd jumps Bowers from behind. T.J.: Now who the hell is THAT?! The masked man hits Brian Bowers with a steel pipe. The masked man looks pass Steve Fella and motions Saint Des down. Kid: All hell is breaking loose! Saint Des pushes Steve Fella out of the way and pulls out a zippo lighter. T.J.: Oh no!!! Now Bowers is going to get burned! Saint Des tells the masked man to hold up Brian Bowers The masked man let's Bowers go. Saint Des throws a fireball into Brian Bowers face. Brian Bowers falls to the ground screaming in pain. Kid: Bowers has been torched! Saint Des turns around and pulls out two SIE t-shirt's. He gives one to the masked man and one to Steve Fella. The masked man puts the t-shirt on. Steve Fella looks shocked. The rest of Shin Jun Rui don't know what to do. Extreme Machine stands between them and Fella, a frail boundary. Saint Des: Now Bowers, as you lie there wishing that you never had crossed my path, I've got a proposal for you. You and anyone of your Shit Just Running friend verses Saint Des and this Mystery man. You may be surpised just what you get. Saint Des turns to Fella. Saint Des: Now Fella, don't worry. I don't want your sorry ass with me. I just wanted to give you a token of my torment so that you can forever remember who the hell is going to end your career! I want you to pull out the best little picture frame that you can afford, hang this shirt up high, and roll your wheelchair around your little trophy room remembering that you were just given the best present in life. Another day without Sainturnal Damnation! The crowd begins to boo. Saint Des: Bowers, Shit Just Running, I will see you at Extreme. Oh yeah...And I'll be sure to bring some more friends for you to play with. Til the Twain Shall Meet, SFWL, you pathic bitches!!!!! T.J.: All hell is breaking loose! This place is turning into a damn mental house! We're getting the hell out of here right now! A riot breaks out as fans are throwing debris toward Saint Des and the Mystery Man. Steve Fella looks confused and very pissed off. Medics rushes to Brian Bowers to tend to his wounds. Security comes out to exit the rest of the Shin Jun Rui. Extreme Machine grabs Fella and pulls him to the back. Fella is reluctant to follow him. Saint Des and the Mystery Man walk away as "I Bring Da Pain" by Method Man begins to play. Then on the VideoTron, "No one gets Sainturnal Mercy" appears in red with a black background.} The SFWL logo appears in the bottom left hand corner. _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx