OOC: Sorry about the lack of commentary at the end of the card, but screw you guys, it's 3:00am and i'm tired. :-p "Get Some Go Again" by Rollins Band begins to play as the SFWL logo comes on the screen. *S* Freebird stands defiantly in front of a rebel flag, arms crossed The Frat exchange dopey high-fives while watching a stripper in a club Malik Johnson walks towards the camera down the middle of a filthy urban street *F* Rich T Boy stands grinning next to a brand new sportscar, Chasity Williams pressed against his chest Wolf lifts weights like a madman, sneer of disdain on his face Shin Mebadazz and Trance stand leaning against an old brick wall, smoking cigarettes and snarling *W* The Professional steps out of a building, wearing a new suit and sunglasses Paine stands in shadows behind a row of tombstones, arms crossed across his massive chest Chris Steele signs autographs for a crowd of thousands of fans *L* All of the members of Shin Jun Rui stand in the middle of the ring, wearing their identical T-shirts, raising their fists Mike Torment walks slowly down the aisle he's walked down many times before, light reflecting off of his robe Steve Fella stands on the top turnbuckle, sweat and blood dripping off of his face, and raises the SFWL World Heavyweight Title in the air *WEDNESDAY* *UNLEASHED!* [The camera fades into the interior of the arena, showing thousands and thousands of rabid SFWL fans. Several signs can be seen, like "Stretch ME, Brian!" "Hulk fears Torment" and "Fella hogs the bong." The camera zooms around the arena for a few seconds, before coming around to the announce table, where Stanley Allbright and Nathan Pankratz are seated.] SA: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to another fabulous edition of SFWL WEDNESDAY EXTREME! I'm Stanley Allbright, with me as always, unfortunately, is Nathan Pankratz. NP: You should start showing me some respect, Stan, or I might have to teach you a lesson, just like Mike Torment is going to teach Steve Fella a lesson at Ultraslam! SA: Well, that remains to be seen, my portly friend. In the meantime, however, we've got a great card in store for you all tonight, including TWO matches coming up to debut two new SFWL superstars. NP: That's right. First up, we have MY favorite Frenchman, Robes Pierre, taking on Benny Jet. Let's go to the ring. They lock up. Benny Jett goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Robespierre counters it with a backdrop Robespierre hits Benny Jett with a ropeburn. Robespierre takes Benny Jett down with an inverted DDT. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Robespierre. Robespierre gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Benny Jett. Benny Jett reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Robespierre runs into the ropes. Robespierre hits Benny Jett with a clothesline. Robespierre goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Benny Jett blocks it. Benny Jett goes for a swinging punch, but Robespierre blocks it. Robespierre gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Benny Jett. Benny Jett is struggling to reach the ropes. Benny Jett reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Benny Jett begs off. Robespierre runs into the ropes. Benny Jett misses with a clothesline. Robespierre hits Benny Jett with a clothesline. Robespierre locks Benny Jett in a chinlock deathlock submission. Benny Jett is struggling to reach the ropes. Benny Jett tries to escape the hold. Robespierre lets go after 26 seconds. Robespierre executes the The Guillotine on Benny Jett. Benny Jett is inching his way towards the ropes. Benny Jett tries to escape the hold. Benny Jett is writhing in pain. Benny Jett submits after 13 seconds. A portion of the crowd is booing Robespierre. The winner is Robespierre. Time of match: 0:02:25 NP: And in no time at all, the pride of France, my man, Robespierre, disposes of Benny Jett! SA: A very impressive debut, but you have to think that Robespierre isn't going to go very far unless he improves that attitude of his. NP: You're just jealous that you don't share his fine taste in wine. He's practically aristocracy, you know. SA: Guess someone's been buying you a few dinners. Anyway fans, we have another debut match, as the mysterious Sunder Ryan takes on the always dangerous hillbilly human wrecking machine, Ewol Crenshaw NP: Nobody knows much about this Ryan character, but now's his chance to prove that he deserves a spot in the SFWL, the PARAGON of E-wrestling. They lock up. Ewol Crenshaw goes for a clawhold, but Sunder Ryan blocks it. Sunder Ryan punches Ewol Crenshaw. Ewol Crenshaw kicks Sunder Ryan. Sunder Ryan kicks Ewol Crenshaw. The crowd is starting to get behind Sunder Ryan. Sunder Ryan chops Ewol Crenshaw. The crowd is starting to get behind Sunder Ryan. Sunder Ryan kicks Ewol Crenshaw. Sunder Ryan executes flying headscissors on Ewol Crenshaw. Sunder Ryan takes Ewol Crenshaw down with a springboard rana. The crowd is starting to get behind Sunder Ryan. Sunder Ryan lifts his head and arms in the air and laughs. SA: The crowd responding to the high-flying offense of Sunder Ryan! A small "Sunder Ryan" chant is being started. Sunder Ryan runs into the ropes. Ewol Crenshaw nails Sunder Ryan with a roundhouse right. Ewol Crenshaw is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Ewol Crenshaw screams at the crowd. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Ewol Crenshaw. Ewol Crenshaw goes for a camel clutch, but Sunder Ryan blocks it. Sunder Ryan runs into the ropes. Sunder Ryan misses with a shoulderblock. Sunder Ryan hits Ewol Crenshaw with a clothesline. Sunder Ryan lifts his head and arms in the air and laughs. A small "Sunder Ryan" chant is being started. Sunder Ryan goes for a rana, but Ewol Crenshaw counters it with a power bomb. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Ewol Crenshaw screams at the crowd. A few fans are booing Ewol Crenshaw. Ewol Crenshaw throws Sunder Ryan out of the ring. Ewol Crenshaw jumps onto him with a flying clothesline. Ewol Crenshaw nails Sunder Ryan with a flying clothesline. Ewol Crenshaw whips Sunder Ryan into the guardrail. Ewol Crenshaw hits a legsweep on Sunder Ryan. Ewol Crenshaw is handed the pick handle. Ewol Crenshaw hits him with the pick handle. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Ewol Crenshaw. Ewol Crenshaw goes for a DDT, but Sunder Ryan counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Sunder Ryan knocks Ewol Crenshaw into the ringsteps. Sunder Ryan whips Ewol Crenshaw into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ewol Crenshaw hits Sunder Ryan with a low blow. Ewol Crenshaw whips Sunder Ryan into the guardrail. Ewol Crenshaw sets up a table. Ewol Crenshaw sets up Sunder Ryan on the table. Ewol Crenshaw executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. SA: OH my god! Ewol Crenshaw taking it to Sunder Ryan backwoods style, with a DDT ONTO one of the SFWL's infamous indestructable tables! NP: Ryan's going to have to pull something off here, right now he looks greener than the peestains in my jockey's after St. Patricks Day. Ewol Crenshaw whips Sunder Ryan into the guardrail. Ewol Crenshaw sets up Sunder Ryan on the table. Ewol Crenshaw tries to drive Sunder Ryan through the table with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. NP: Crenshaw lands HARD on the table. That could have hurt his ribs. A small "Sunder Ryan" chant is being started. Sunder Ryan whips Ewol Crenshaw into the guardrail. Sunder Ryan executes a rana on Ewol Crenshaw. Sunder Ryan lifts his head and arms in the air and laughs. The crowd is starting to get behind Sunder Ryan. Sunder Ryan whips Ewol Crenshaw into the guardrail. Sunder Ryan throws Ewol Crenshaw back into the ring. Sunder Ryan executes the The Light on Ewol Crenshaw. Sunder Ryan goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The crowd is starting to get behind Sunder Ryan. The winner is Sunder Ryan. Time of match: 0:04:14 SA: And there you have it! After some initial difficulty, Sunder Ryan made Ewol Crenshaw see The Light, and it's all over! You have to think that Ryan was holding back for some reason. . . playing with Crenshaw, perhaps? NP: I don't want to think about the ethical ramifications of "playing" with a man like Ewol Crenshaw. The man has one tooth, Stan. SA: At least he brushes it every day. Moving on, fans, we have - The JumboTron comes to life, showing a full-screen image of a billowing Jolly Roger as “Professor Booty” by The Beastie Boys begins blaring over the PA. After a few seconds, a sea-hardened voice booms over the PA. Voice: Avast, ye swabs! Make way fer CAP’N PLUNDAH! The audience isn’t sure how to react. The houselights cut out. Dozens of skull-and-crossbones logos are beamed in laser-light around the canvas. Cap’n Plundah makes his way down the entrance ramp, rapier and flintlock on his hips. The audience is starting to show a positive reaction. Cap’n Plundah is wearing black tights with a skull-and-crossbones on each hip, an elaborate belt, and a white puffy pirate shirt. In addition, he’s sporting the traditional attire of an eyepatch, a gold-fringed black tri-corner hat, and a large gold earring. After slowly walking to ringside, Cap’n Plundah grabs the top rope and catapults himself into the ring. The crowd is starting to cheer Cap’n Plundah. SA: What can I say, these fans love pirates! NP: I don't know who this Cap'n Plundah is, but I have to say, that's some very impressive ring attire! Cap’n Plundah removes his pirate shirt, revealing a red skull-and-crossbones tank top underneath. He removes his hat, sidearms and eyepatch, and hangs them over the top turnbuckle. Cap’n Plundah calls for a microphone. Cap’n Plundah: Avast! I be a pirate, and this be me booty! (The music gets louder as Cap’n Plundah starts into the Funky Hornpipe, the funkiest, piratiest dance of them all. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.) Cap’n Plundah: Yarrr, it be good to hear them cheers again! (The music fades out.) Cap'n Plundah: Thar be no respect for buccaneers anymore! Aye, it’s been a dog’s age since I even saw one of me kin in a wrestling ring! All that be left is Piratta Morgan, and whar be he wrestling? Mexico City! That be a mighty long way from the ocean, says I! How can ye be a pirate in the desert!? Yarrgh! But fear not, me hearties, Cap’n Plundah be here now, and I be a pirate for the NEW millenium! (The crowd pops.) Cap'n Plundah: Arrgh, all this time ye be wantin’ pirates, and ye did not even know it! All yer music, all yer entertainment, it be about US, the terrors of the seven seas...PIRATES! Was it not Doctor Dre who said “life ain’t nothin’ but wenches and doubloons”? Well, that’s what a pirate’s life be all about! And Cap’n Plundah is going to be living the pirate’s life right here in the SFWL! The SFWL has had plenty of OGs, now it be time fer an OP – Original Pirate! Yo ho indeed! And if any scurvy landlubbers have a problem with that, well, they can walk down that plank and step into the ring with Cap’n Plundah! (Cap’n Plundah looks out toward the entrance ramp. The fans are wildly cheering Cap’n Plundah with only a few scattered boos audible.) Cap’n Plundah: I thought so! Thar be nobody brave enough to face the mighty Cap’n Plundah! And now, I want everybody here to hoist a grog fer this salty dog, and let me hear ye say “Pillagin’ Ain’t Easy!” Crowd: Pillagin’ Ain’t Easy! Cap’n Plundah: Arr har har! “Professor Booty” blares again as Cap’n Plundah puts his pirate regalia back on, steps out of the ring, and walks to the back, amid cheers from the fans. (OOC: Max, I gave you a fair chance to bring in a pirate, and you didn't. Now all the heat is mine! Mine, I tells ya!) SA: Well . . . that was interesting. Captain Plundah makes his SFWL debut, and he looks mighty . . .um. . . Scurvy, wouldn't you say? NP: Did you see that booty? Wow. SA: -clears throat- Well, anyway fans, up next we have an interesting bout as Charlie Yin Yang takes on everyone's favorite Mexican, as long as he's the only Mexican in the room, Triple C! They lock up. Charlie Yin-yang goes for the Swinging DDT, but Cinco Chavez Calor blocks it. Cinco Chavez Calor goes for a springboard rana, but Charlie Yin-yang counters it with a double leg-hook. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Charlie Yin-yang uses an enzuigiri to the face on Cinco Chavez Calor. Charlie Yin-yang is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Charlie Yin-yang is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Charlie Yin-yang uses a ropeflip moonsault on Cinco Chavez Calor. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Charlie Yin-yang hits a ropeflip moonsault on Cinco Chavez Calor. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Charlie Yin-yang nails Cinco Chavez Calor with a back heel kick. Charlie Yin-yang goes for a backspin DDT, but Cinco Chavez Calor blocks it. Cinco Chavez Calor runs into the ropes. Cinco Chavez Calor misses with a clothesline. Charlie Yin-yang nails Cinco Chavez Calor with a jumping DDT. A few fans are booing Charlie Yin-yang. Charlie Yin-yang goes for the Niagara Driver, but Cinco Chavez Calor blocks it. Cinco Chavez Calor hits Charlie Yin-yang with a roundhouse kick. Cinco Chavez Calor hits Charlie Yin-yang with a handspring into a Frankensteiner Cinco Chavez Calor hits Charlie Yin-yang with a moonsault from the second turnbuckle. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Cinco Chavez Calor executes a frog splash on Charlie Yin-yang. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Cinco Chavez Calor nails Charlie Yin-yang with a slap. Cinco Chavez Calor goes for an achilles tendon hold, but Charlie Yin-yang blocks it. Charlie Yin-yang throws Cinco Chavez Calor out of the ring. Charlie Yin-yang jumps onto him with a Super Quebrada. Charlie Yin-yang sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Charlie Yin-yang goes for a jumping DDT, but Cinco Chavez Calor counters it with a small package. Cinco Chavez Calor reenters the ring. Charlie Yin-yang follows him back in. Cinco Chavez Calor whips Charlie Yin-yang into the turnbuckle. Cinco Chavez Calor leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Cinco Chavez Calor runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Cinco Chavez Calor executes a bulldog on Charlie Yin-yang. Cinco Chavez Calor is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Cinco Chavez Calor nails Charlie Yin-yang with the Garvin Stomp. Cinco Chavez Calor hits Charlie Yin-yang with a low blow. Cinco Chavez Calor executes a hammerlock on Charlie Yin-yang. Cinco Chavez Calor executes a hammerlock on Charlie Yin-yang. Cinco Chavez Calor executes a double-axhandle chop on Charlie Yin-yang. Cinco Chavez Calor catches Charlie Yin-yang totally by surprise. Cinco Chavez Calor is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Cinco Chavez Calor executes the Mexican Memories on Charlie Yin-yang. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SA: Charlie Yin-Yang kicks out of the Mexican Memories! NP: Who would want to remember Mexico anyway? Cinco Chavez Calor goes for a springboard rana, but Charlie Yin-yang counters it with a double leg-hook. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Charlie Yin-yang takes Cinco Chavez Calor down with a flying dropkick. Charlie Yin-yang insults the crowd. Charlie Yin-yang is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Charlie Yin-yang hits a moonsault into an armdrag on Cinco Chavez Calor. Charlie Yin-yang leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Charlie Yin-yang executes the Schizophrenic Drop on Cinco Chavez Calor. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Charlie Yin-yang is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The winner is Charlie Yin-yang. Time of match: 0:03:53 SA: Well, after a hard fought match, Charlie Yin Yang manages to send Triple C back to Mexico with the Schizophrenic Drop! NP: Yeah, hopefully he'll stay there. SA: Well fans, it looks like Brad Hunter is in the ring, and he's got a mic! He's scheduled to face Pedro tonight, but I don't think - Hunter: Well tonight, I am here to face off against a true bonified Heavyweight... (trying to hold back his layghter) Pedro... the crowd laughs. Hunter: Why did I choose this match? Well Pedro, is a real good friend, from what I hear of Charlie Yin-yang.... Well I could have easily chosen Kevin Cash, but I have huge plans for that Son of a Bitch.... But Pedro... You better be on your tip top shape...cause Brad Hunter is gonna give you a Ride of a Lifetime.... They lock up. Brad Hunter hits Pedro with an overhead head and arm suplex. Brad Hunter is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Brad Hunter poses. Brad Hunter is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Pedro begs off. Brad Hunter goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Pedro blocks it. Pedro throws Brad Hunter out of the ring. Pedro goes for a running somersault plancha, but Brad Hunter moves out of the way. Pedro is out cold. SA: Pedro just landed HARD on the concrete floor! They're brawling inside the ring area. Brad Hunter sets up a table. Brad Hunter goes for a full nelson slam, but Pedro counters it with a backward kick. Pedro executes a backbreaker on Brad Hunter. Pedro whips Brad Hunter into the guardrail. Pedro nails Brad Hunter with an armbar takedown. Pedro knocks Brad Hunter into the ringsteps. Pedro knocks Brad Hunter into the ringsteps. Bishop comes from behind and distracts Pedro. Brad Hunter sets up Pedro on the table. Brad Hunter tries to drive Pedro through the table with inverted crossface, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brad Hunter nails Pedro with a brain buster. Brad Hunter poses. Quite a few boos are audible. Brad Hunter hits Pedro with a brain buster. Brad Hunter throws Pedro back into the ring. Brad Hunter catches Pedro in a triangle choke. Pedro reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brad Hunter goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Pedro blocks it. Pedro throws Brad Hunter out of the ring. Pedro jumps onto him with a shooting star press. The crowd is really behind Pedro. Bishop comes from behind and distracts Pedro. Bishop comes from behind and distracts Pedro. Brad Hunter whips Pedro into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brad Hunter knocks Pedro into the ringsteps. The crowd is booing Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter sets up Pedro on the table. Brad Hunter tries to drive Pedro through the table with a Tombstone, but he blocks it. Pedro goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Brad Hunter counters it with a lariat. Brad Hunter is handed the ring bell. Brad Hunter takes a swing at Pedro with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way. Pedro snatches the ring bell from him. Pedro takes a swing at Brad Hunter with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way. Brad Hunter snatches the ring bell from him. Brad Hunter hits him with the ring bell. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Brad Hunter hits him with the ring bell. Brad Hunter hits him with the ring bell. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Brad Hunter rams him into the ring bell. Brad Hunter hits Pedro with a superkick. Brad Hunter poses. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Brad Hunter sets up Pedro on the table. Brad Hunter executes a Tombstone through the table. The table didn't break. Brad Hunter further incites the crowd. Brad Hunter hits him with the ring bell. Brad Hunter hits him with the ring bell. Brad Hunter whips Pedro into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brad Hunter poses. Brad Hunter is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Brad Hunter chokes him with the ring bell. Brad Hunter whips Pedro into the guardrail. Brad Hunter hits an enzuigiri to the face on Pedro. Brad Hunter takes Pedro down with a fallaway slam. Brad Hunter sets up Pedro on the table. Brad Hunter tries to drive Pedro through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Pedro knocks Brad Hunter into the ringpost. Pedro goes for a backbreaker, but Brad Hunter counters it with a facerake. Brad Hunter sets up Pedro on the table. Brad Hunter executes a brain buster through the table. The table didn't break. Brad Hunter is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Brad Hunter whips Pedro into the guardrail. Brad Hunter goes for a clothesline, but Pedro counters it with a hiptoss. Bishop comes from behind and distracts Pedro. Brad Hunter whips Pedro into the guardrail. Brad Hunter hits Pedro with a Samoan Drop. Brad Hunter hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Pedro. Brad Hunter reenters the ring. Pedro follows him back in. Brad Hunter executes the Ride of A Lifetime on Pedro. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. SA: And that's it! Ride of a Lifetime and Pedro ain't coming back from that one. A great match from two great competitors, but Brad Hunter has proven himself superior - wait a minute. The winner is Brad Hunter. Time of match: 0:06:03 Kill Me Heal Me" by Skillet blast as Charlie Yin-yang emerges onto the entrance ramp with a microphone in hand. NP: Charlie Yin Yang is out! He's got something in common with Hunter, both have beaten Psuedo-Mexicans here tonight! Yin-yang's AE: Hey Brad... How's your head....Well, for the record I didn't give a dirty rat's a** about what you did to that spanish fruit there. Oh.. I bet your wondering why i am out here.... Well I came out here to challenge you to a simple match... Sort of a special match of mine. I'm sure you'll find it interesting. Hunter: Ok like what... Yin-yang's AE: How about you and I in a steel cage with barbed wire surrounding the top of the cage. That's right a steel cage match. Sound good to you??? Well it really doesn't matter.....Until then. BOOYAH!!!! "Kill Me Heal Me" by Skillet starts to play but Hunter motions for the music to stop. Hunter: I don't think you have the right to challenge me to a match.... You want me in a steel cage match? I don't think so! You see, you don't have any other choice, you see I am here tonight, I planned after my match with Pedro here, I planned to challenge you to a match up... Yin-yang, your worst nightmare is about to happen... Do you remember them guys in the white coats... Well... it has something to deal with them... I am challenging you to a straight jacket match... The first person to get the jacket on the opponent, gets to have 5 minutes to kick their butt... They will be mobilzed... You won't have any choice, because I went and had it signed, sealed, and already delivered... Charlie Yin-yang, be ready to take a Ride of a Lifetime!!! the crowd pops. Hunter: One more thing... to make sure you come to Ultra Slam... I have aranged a few friends to take you with them... Come get him boys... Four very muscular guys in white coats walk out and grab Charlie yin-yang. Two guys hold him as the othet two place a straight coat on Yin-yang. Hunter: Have fun... They disapear behind the curtain. SA: Interesting turn of events there, Nathan. It looks like the war between Charlie Yin Yang and Brad Hunter is just getting started. NP: Up next, we've got what should be one hell of a matchup, as Kevin Cash faces off against the monster known as Paine. SA: Paine's been in a REAL bad mood lately, but Kevin Cash is a strong competitor, this should be interesting! They lock up. Kevin Cash attempts to place Paine on the turnbuckle, but Paine blocks it. Kevin Cash whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Kevin Cash hits Paine with a series of kicks to the head. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kevin Cash. Kevin Cash executes the Doctor Bomb on Paine. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Kevin Cash uses a standing moonsault on Paine. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kevin Cash takes Paine down with a flying side kick. Kevin Cash nails Paine with a top-rope spin kick. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kevin Cash. Kevin Cash executes a dropkick to the back of the head on Paine. Kevin Cash is starting to get more cheers than boos. Kevin Cash executes Air Sabu on Paine. Kevin Cash seemingly enjoys the boos. Kevin Cash is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Paine sits up. Kevin Cash whips Paine into the turnbuckle, but Paine reverses it. Paine charges in with an elbowsmash. Paine punches Kevin Cash Paine kicks Kevin Cash Paine sends Kevin Cash into the ropes. Paine hits a flying lariat on Kevin Cash. Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Kevin Cash. SA: FALL FROM GRACE! FALL FROM GRACE! It's all - Suddenly, the lights in the arena flicker on then off. A low hum escapes from the PA system as the Jumbo Tron flickers to life. Static fills the screen as Paine and the Crowd watch in awe. NP: What the Hell, the JumboTron must be on the fritz! Then the screen cuts to black. Fading in slowly we can see we are in some park. There are trees around and a smooth breeze is rustling the new leaves. Finally as the camera moves surveying the scene we see "The Man in Black" He is standing on top of some fountain that isn't working...looking down at the camera. Paine is watching the screen intently. Kevin Cash is trying to get to his feet. "The Man in Black" (Electronically Altered): "So, you have accepted your fate...me and you will face one another one on one at UltraSlam...my mask...versus your mask. Poor Paine, you don't even realize the trouble your in. The monster that is now stalking you. When we stand across that ring looking at one another, you will know...you will understand... you will..." A man dressed totally in black hops the guardrail. "The Man in Black" slides into the ring behind Paine. "The Man in Black" is carrying a sledgehammer. "The Man in Black" (Electronically Altered): "Die!" "The Man in Black" tries to hit Paine in the knee with the sledgehammer but Paine moves out of the way. Paine punches "The Man in Black" Paine kicks "The Man in Black." Paine hits a chokeslam on "The Man in Black." NP: "The Man in Black" tried to attack Paine from behind, but Paine was waiting for him!" Kevin Cash is on his feet. Kevin Cash doesn't know what to do. SA: Cash isn't sure whether he should get involved. Paine tries to pull the mask off of "The Man in Black." Paine is pulling at the mask of "The Man in Black." Paine pulls the mask off of "The Man in Black" "The Man in Black" is an older man, who has some gray hair, and who has a look of sheer panic on his face. NP: Who is that!? Paine has a look of shock in his eyes. Paine steps back away from the man with a wild look in his eyes. Paine can't believe what he's seeing. SA: What...who...who is that man!? On the JumboTron "The Man in Black" begins to laugh again, loudly. The camera zooms in on "The Man in Black." "The Man in Black" (Electronically Altered): "You see Paine, the dead... do still live. The dead can still walk the earth. For a long time now we have watched and waited...him and I. We have watched you grow and prosper. You see Paine, we once had a son named Michael Murray..." SA: Son!? "The Man in Black" on the Jumbo Tron removes his mask. "The Man in Black" on the screen isn't really a man, but an older woman, with graying red hair. She smiles at the camera in a cold way, her eyes full of fire. Paine is staring blankly at the screen. Kevin Cash slides out of the ring. Kevin Cash doesn't know what to do. The Match is a no contest. SA: Oh my God...it's...It's Paine's mother and father! NP: Cash wants no part of this, he's heading out through the service entrance. "The Woman in Black" (Normal Voice): "...you see Paine. Your Father and I have waited a long time to come back into your life. You see, we love you son...and only want the best for you. That's why we have arranged all of this...UltraSlam will be a true family reunion... your past, will finally be reviled in full. At Ultraslam you will find out who the "True" man in black is...and we will be there with you. We will be there to help you...we will tell you everything... but until then...until UltraSlam...we want you to understand... SA: My God here comes another one! NP: I think this is the real "Man in Black!" SA: "How can you tell?" "The Man in Black" jumps the guardrail behind Paine. "The Man in Black" slides into the ring and grabs the sledgehammer. "The Man in Black nails Paine in the back with the sledgehammer. Mr. Murray is on his feet. "The Man in Black" nails Paine in the head with the sledgehammer. SA: That lunatic nearly took his head off with that shot! Mrs. Murray: "..we really do love you, even if...I never gave birth to you. (Laughs)" "The Man in Black" hands Mr. Murray the sledgehammer. Mr. Murray hits Paine in the back with the sledgehammer. Mr. Murray hits Paine in the shoulder with the sledgehammer. Mr. Murray spits on Paine. Paine is bleeding like a faucet. Paine is out cold. SA: I can't condone this, no one can...I...I'm speechless. NP: Paine's once adopted father just clocked him with a sledgehammer...what more is there to say? Mr. Murray looks at "The Man in Black" Mr. Murray hugs "The Man in Black" Mr. Murray and "The Man in Black" leave the ring together. EMT's sprint down to the ring and begin to check on Paine. SA: Well ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the scene you all just witnessed. There are no words to describe . . . wow. NP: -clears throat- Well. If that carnage was too much for you, then you really don't want to watch what's coming up next. The living legend, Mike Torment, takes on the OTHER living legend, the man who I guess you could call the "Co-Icon" of Hardcore Wrestling in the SFWL, Wayne Reid! SA: The stipulations were chosen ahead of time randomly, and we've got a doosy of a match for you. Barbed wire ladder match (with a Singapore cane on top of the ladder) They lock up. Wayne Reid gives him a belly-to-back suplex, but Mike Torment doesn't budge. Wayne Reid hits Mike Torment. Mike Torment kicks Wayne Reid. Mike Torment kicks Wayne Reid. Mike Torment is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mike Torment punches Wayne Reid. There are lots of chants for Mike Torment. Mike Torment whips Wayne Reid into the barbed wire, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Wayne Reid catches Mike Torment in a bearhug. Mike Torment is struggling to reach the ropes. Wayne Reid lets go after 13 seconds. Wayne Reid uses a football tackle on Mike Torment. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Wayne Reid whips Mike Torment into the barbed wire. Wayne Reid tries to climb the pole. Wayne Reid is on the second turnbuckle. Mike Torment pulls him back down. Wayne Reid gives him a chokehold, but Mike Torment doesn't budge. Wayne Reid goes for a hiptoss, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Wayne Reid takes Mike Torment down with a football tackle. Wayne Reid takes Mike Torment down with a stun gun. Wayne Reid uses a bodyslam on Mike Torment. Wayne Reid shouts at the crowd. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Wayne Reid tries to climb the pole. Wayne Reid is on the second turnbuckle. Mike Torment pulls him back down. Mike Torment grinds Wayne Reid's face across the barbed wire. Mike Torment executes the Northern Exposure on Wayne Reid. The crowd is going crazy. Mike Torment gives him a backdrop, but Wayne Reid only stares at him. Mike Torment tries to climb the pole. Mike Torment is on the second turnbuckle. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Mike Torment nails Wayne Reid with a cobra clutch suplex. Mike Torment goes for a kneelock submission, but Wayne Reid counters it with a kick to the head. Wayne Reid shouts at the crowd. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Wayne Reid goes for a camel clutch, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment uses a fisherman suplex on Wayne Reid. Mike Torment puts Wayne Reid in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Wayne Reid escapes from the hold after being trapped for 7 seconds. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Mike Torment whips Wayne Reid into the barbed wire. Mike Torment hits Wayne Reid. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mike Torment punches Wayne Reid. The crowd is giving Mike Torment a standing ovation. Mike Torment attempts to place Wayne Reid on the turnbuckle, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Mike Torment puts Wayne Reid in a full nelson camel clutch. Wayne Reid is valiantly trying to break the hold. Wayne Reid is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mike Torment lets go after 13 seconds. Mike Torment attempts to place Wayne Reid on the turnbuckle, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Mike Torment places Wayne Reid on the turnbuckle. Mike Torment executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Wayne Reid. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mike Torment hits Wayne Reid. The crowd is giving Mike Torment a standing ovation. Mike Torment punches Wayne Reid. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Mike Torment whips Wayne Reid into the barbed wire, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Wayne Reid tries to climb the pole. Wayne Reid is on the second turnbuckle. Mike Torment pulls him back down. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Mike Torment attempts to place Wayne Reid on the turnbuckle, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Mike Torment gives him a superkick, but Wayne Reid doesn't budge. Mike Torment tries to climb the pole. Mike Torment is on the second turnbuckle. Mike Torment is on the top turnbuckle. Mike Torment is on his way up the pole. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Mike Torment punches Wayne Reid. The crowd erupts. Wayne Reid chops Mike Torment. A fan at ringside badmouths Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid chops Mike Torment. Wayne Reid is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Wayne Reid punches Mike Torment. Wayne Reid tries to climb the ladder. Wayne Reid is on his way up. Wayne Reid is half-way up. Wayne Reid is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment pulls him back down. Wayne Reid whips Mike Torment into the barbed wire, but Mike Torment reverses it. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Mike Torment throws Wayne Reid out of the ring. Mike Torment goes through the ropes. Mike Torment knocks Wayne Reid into the ringsteps. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Wayne Reid on the concrete floor. The crowd erupts. Wayne Reid is out cold. Mike Torment whips Wayne Reid into the guardrail. Mike Torment goes for a bodyslam, but Wayne Reid counters it with a facerake. Wayne Reid gives him a bodyslam, but Mike Torment only stares at him. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Torment reenters the ring. Wayne Reid follows him back in. Mike Torment leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mike Torment runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Mike Torment takes Wayne Reid down with a dropkick to the knee. Mike Torment catches Wayne Reid in a figure-four leglock. Wayne Reid tries to escape the hold. Wayne Reid tries to fight the pain. Wayne Reid summons one last burst of energy. Danny Davis asks Wayne Reid if he's still there. Wayne Reid nods. Danny Davis asks Wayne Reid if he should stop the fight. Wayne Reid shakes his head. Danny Davis asks Wayne Reid if he's had enough. Wayne Reid shakes his head. Wayne Reid breaks the hold after 44 seconds. Wayne Reid goes for a hiptoss, but Mike Torment counters it with a facerake. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Wayne Reid executes a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Mike Torment. Mike Torment takes Wayne Reid down with an Aztecan suplex. Mike Torment whips Wayne Reid into the barbed wire. Mike Torment nails Wayne Reid with a backbreaker. Mike Torment leaves the ring. He returns with a keyboard. Mike Torment takes a swing at Wayne Reid with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Wayne Reid snatches the keyboard from him. Wayne Reid hits him with the keyboard. A fan at ringside badmouths Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid executes a kick to the midsection on Mike Torment. Wayne Reid hits Mike Torment. Wayne Reid chops Mike Torment. A fan at ringside badmouths Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid rakes Mike Torment's face across the barbed wire. Wayne Reid hits a hiptoss on Mike Torment. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Wayne Reid whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment reverses it. Wayne Reid comes back and rocks Mike Torment with a clothesline. Wayne Reid tries to climb the ladder. Wayne Reid is on his way up. Wayne Reid is half-way up. Wayne Reid is almost on top of the ladder. Wayne Reid is in grabbing distance. Mike Torment brings him down with a belly-to-back superplex. Mike Torment takes Wayne Reid down with a superkick. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Wayne Reid. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Mike Torment goes for a Soviet suplex, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring. Wayne Reid nails Mike Torment with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Wayne Reid nails Mike Torment with a piledriver. Wayne Reid tries to climb the pole. Wayne Reid is on the second turnbuckle. Mike Torment brings him down with a belly-to-back superplex. Mike Torment kicks Wayne Reid. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Wayne Reid punches Mike Torment. Wayne Reid is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Mike Torment punches Wayne Reid. The crowd erupts. Mike Torment hits Wayne Reid. The crowd erupts. Wayne Reid punches Mike Torment. A fan at ringside badmouths Wayne Reid. Mike Torment kicks Wayne Reid. Mike Torment punches Wayne Reid. The crowd erupts. Wayne Reid punches Mike Torment. Mike Torment punches Wayne Reid. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Mike Torment throws Wayne Reid out of the ring. Mike Torment goes through the ropes. Heather comes from behind and distracts Wayne Reid. Mike Torment whips Wayne Reid into the guardrail. Mike Torment uses a jack-knife power bomb on Wayne Reid. Mike Torment throws Wayne Reid back into the ring. Mike Torment executes a jack-knife power bomb on Wayne Reid. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment. Mike Torment goes for a fisherman suplex, but Wayne Reid counters it with a small package. Wayne Reid takes Mike Torment down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Wayne Reid is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Wayne Reid catches Mike Torment in a camel clutch. Mike Torment escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds. Wayne Reid tries to climb the pole. Wayne Reid is on the second turnbuckle. Wayne Reid is on the top turnbuckle. Wayne Reid is on his way up the pole. Wayne Reid is in grabbing distance. Mike Torment pulls him back down. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Wayne Reid goes for a European uppercut, but Mike Torment counters it with a backslide. Mike Torment tries to climb the pole. Mike Torment is on the second turnbuckle. Mike Torment is on the top turnbuckle. Mike Torment is on his way up the pole. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Wayne Reid hits a hammerlock on Mike Torment. Wayne Reid tries to climb the ladder. Wayne Reid is on his way up. Mike Torment pulls him back down. Mike Torment nails Wayne Reid with an Aztecan suplex. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Wayne Reid goes for a roundhouse right, but Mike Torment counters it with a punch. Mike Torment hits a backbreaker on Wayne Reid. Mike Torment goes for a full nelson camel clutch, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid whips Mike Torment into the barbed wire. Wayne Reid nails Mike Torment with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Wayne Reid is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Wayne Reid chops Mike Torment. Mike Torment kicks Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid punches Mike Torment. Wayne Reid is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Wayne Reid hits Mike Torment. Wayne Reid is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Wayne Reid hits Mike Torment. Wayne Reid is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Wayne Reid gives him a bodyslam, but Mike Torment doesn't budge. Wayne Reid goes for a football tackle, but Mike Torment counters it with a kick to the head. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Wayne Reid. The crowd erupts. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Wayne Reid. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mike Torment tries to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is on his way up. Mike Torment is half-way up. Mike Torment is almost on top of the ladder. Mike Torment is in grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back down. Wayne Reid tries to climb the ladder. Wayne Reid is on his way up. Wayne Reid is half-way up. Wayne Reid is almost on top of the ladder. Wayne Reid is in grabbing distance. Mike Torment brings him down with a belly-to-belly superplex. Torment grabs some barbed wire. Torment wraps the barbed wire around Wayne Reid’s head. Torment executes a piledriver on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid is gushing blood. The crowd is giving Mike Torment a standing ovation. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Wayne Reid. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Wayne Reid. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Wayne Reid. Mike Torment hits the Apocolypse on a steel chair on Wayne Reid. SA: Dear GOD! Mike Torment making DAMN sure that Wayne Reid stays down this time! Mike Torment beings to climb the ladder. Mike Torment is half-way up the ladder. There’s an ovation in the crowd. “Suicide” Steve Fella hops the guardrail. He has his Singapore Cane with him. He raises it up to the crowd. SA: Steve Fella! Steve Fella! Fella's here! It's time for some revenge! Mike Torment has reached the top of the ladder. Mike Torment has retrieved the Singapore Cane. Mike Torment beings climbing off the ladder. Steve Fella slides into the ring. Mike Torment reaches the canvas. He looks at the Singapore Cane and smiles. Mike Torment turns around. He is met with a Singapore Cane shot by Steve Fella. SA: BIG TIME shot with the cane from Steve Fella! NP: Get it together Mike! -mutters- Back-hitting bastard. Mike Torment rocks back into the ladder. Steve Fella follows up with another Singapore Cane shot. Mike Torment falls on the ropes. Steve Fella hits Mike Torment one more time with the Singapore Cane. Mike Torment falls to the canvas. Wayne Reid gets back to his feet. Steve Fella sees him. Steve Fella nails Wayne Reid with the Singapore Cane. SA: Fella is the last man standing! He just wiped out Wayne Reid! Wayne Reid falls over the top rope. Mike Torment picks up a chair. Steve Fella turns his attention back to Mike Torment. Mike Torment lunges at him with the chair, but Steve Fella ducks. SA: Fella gets out of the way of Torment's shot! Torment missed! NP: I - I can't watch. Mike Torment tries again to hit Steve Fella with the chair. Steve Fella reverses by slamming the chair into Mike Torment’s face with the Singapore Cane. Mike Torment is bleeding like a faucet. SA: Torment's blood is all over the ring! This is disgusting, but Torment has more than earned this payback from Fella! Steve Fella kneels beside Mike Torment. Steve Fella starts punching at the bloodied face of Mike Torment. Steve Fella grins. Steve Fella brings Mike Torment to his feet. He leans Mike Torment into the corner. Steve Fella asks for a mic and gets one. Steve Fella: Hello…germs! The crowd pops. Steve Fella: Hey Mike…did you miss me? I told you I would one up you before Ultra Slam. And what a perfect night to do it in. Not that this town is special or anything… The cheers turn to mix reactions. Steve Fella: I mean…EVERY city is SPECIAL! Steve Fella gives a thumbs up. The crowd pops. Steve Fella: But that doesn’t matter. What matters is that the last card before Ultra Slam, everybody gets to see exactly what’s going to happen at Ultra Slam. You’re blood will be spilled… Steve Fella points to Mike Torment’s forehead. Steve Fella: And I’ll hit you with every signature move in my arsenal, including…the Quiet Riot! Steve Fella hits a Helicopter Kick on Mike Torment. Mike Torment falls on the mat. Steve Fella: I’ll make you scream in the Fella Sit Down! Steve Fella places Mike Torment in a modified Texas Cloverleaf. Mike Torment is out. Steve Fella releases the hold after twenty seconds. Steve Fella: I’ll bring your punk ass back to your feet and hit the Jackass Drop. Steve Fella pulls Mike Torment to his feet. Steve Fella hits the Jackass Drop. Steve Fella: And maybe treat all the masses to a frog splash… Steve Fella jumps to the top rope. Steve Fella looks around the crowd. Steve Fella nails a frog splash on Mike Torment. Steve Fella: But when its all said and done Mike…there’s only one move that will make my night complete. That will make our entire feud complete. And that’s the moment I GET MY REDEMPTION! The moment I nail you with The Redemption! Steve Fella pulls Mike Torment back up. Steve Fella kicks Mike Torment in the stomach. Steve Fella lifts Mike Torment for a vertical suplex. In mid-air, Steve Fella drops Mike Torment with a stunner. Mike Torment doubles over on the mat. Steve Fella: And we’ll all witness what took place tonight. And that’s the utter defeat of the God and Deity…by the ICON! And if you don’t like that…tooo f’n bad! Steve Fella spikes the mic on Mike Torment. “Smoke Two Joints” by Sublime hits. Steve Fella walks down the aisle to loud cheers from the crowd. This match is a no contest: 10:01 SA: Wow, Steve Fella making quite a statement here tonight, and Mike Torment STILL isn't moving. NP: He'll get his at Ultraslam, Stan. That's all I have to say about that. SA: Regardless of who gets who, it should be one HELL of a fine matchup to determine the SFWL Heavyweight Champion! They lock up. Rich T. Boy whips Shawn Bryant into the turnbuckle. Rich T. Boy goes for a nerve hold, but Shawn Bryant blocks it. Shawn Bryant hits a jack-knife power bomb on Rich T. Boy. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Bryant complains about a slow count. Shawn Bryant runs into the ropes. Shawn Bryant uses a thrust kick to the head on Rich T. Boy. Shawn Bryant runs into the ropes. Rich T. Boy misses with a shoulderblock. Shawn Bryant misses with a clothesline. Rich T. Boy hits Shawn Bryant with a kick. Rich T. Boy goes for a backspin DDT, but Shawn Bryant counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. A fan at ringside badmouths Shawn Bryant. In turn, Rich T. Boy counters it with a facerake. Rich T. Boy takes Shawn Bryant down with a flying dropkick. The crowd is starting to get behind Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy locks Shawn Bryant in a dragon sleeper. Shawn Bryant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Rich T. Boy backflips off the turnbuckle. A small "Rich T. Boy" chant is being started. Rich T. Boy tags out to Chris Steele. Chris Steele and Rich T. Boy hit Shawn Bryant with a double inverted DDT. Chris Steele and Rich T. Boy hit Shawn Bryant with a double inverted DDT. Rich T. Boy leaves the ring. Chris Steele goes for a dragon sleeper, but Shawn Bryant counters it with a facerake. Shawn Bryant tags out to Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce and Shawn Bryant whip Chris Steele into the ropes. They attempt to hit Chris Steele with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Shawn Bryant leaves the ring. Chris Steele nails Dylan Pierce with a kick to the groin. Chris Steele executes a thrust kick to the head on Dylan Pierce. Chris Steele hits a thrust kick to the head on Dylan Pierce. Chris Steele uses a springboard ropeflip moonsault on Dylan Pierce. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Chris Steele goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Dylan Pierce counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. A small "Dylan Pierce" chant is being started. In turn, Chris Steele counters it with a side suplex. Chris Steele uses a dropkick from the second rope on Dylan Pierce. Chris Steele hits Dylan Pierce with a dropkick from the second rope. Chris Steele hits Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce hits Chris Steele. The crowd is starting to get behind Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce kicks Chris Steele. The crowd is starting to get behind Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce goes for a German suplex, but Chris Steele counters it with a backward kick. Chris Steele nails Dylan Pierce with a Yakuza kick. Chris Steele is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chris Steele leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chris Steele runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Chris Steele goes for a Yakuza kick, but Dylan Pierce blocks it. Shawn Bryant enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rich T. Boy enters the ring and throws Shawn Bryant out of the ring. The crowd is starting to get behind Rich T. Boy. Chris Steele and Rich T. Boy whip Dylan Pierce into the ropes. They hit Dylan Pierce with a double backdrop. Rich T. Boy leaves the ring. Chris Steele goes for an inverted DDT, but Dylan Pierce blocks it. Dylan Pierce goes for flying headscissors, but Chris Steele throws him off. Chris Steele tags out to Rich T. Boy. Shawn Bryant enters the ring and throws Chris Steele out of the ring. Shawn Bryant executes a superkick on Rich T. Boy. Dylan Pierce executes a bridging back suplex on Rich T. Boy. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Bryant leaves the ring. Dylan Pierce whips Rich T. Boy into the ropes, but Rich T. Boy reverses it. Dylan Pierce misses with an elbow. Rich T. Boy misses with a kick. Rich T. Boy hits an inverted DDT on Dylan Pierce. Rich T. Boy backflips off the turnbuckle. The crowd is starting to get behind Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy goes for a Frankensteiner, but Dylan Pierce counters it with a power bomb. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. A small "Dylan Pierce" chant is being started. Dylan Pierce hits neck-scissors on Rich T. Boy. Dylan Pierce goes for a German suplex, but Rich T. Boy blocks it. Rich T. Boy hits a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Dylan Pierce. Rich T. Boy tags out to Chris Steele. Rich T. Boy takes Dylan Pierce down with a flying fistdrop. A small "Rich T. Boy" chant is being started. Chris Steele nails Dylan Pierce with a full nelson faceslam. Rich T. Boy hits Dylan Pierce with a savate kick. Chris Steele hits Dylan Pierce with a back suplex. Shawn Bryant enters the ring and throws Rich T. Boy out of the ring. Shawn Bryant leaves the ring. Dylan Pierce executes a superkick on Chris Steele. Earl Hebner removes the chair from the ring. Shawn Bryant enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dylan Pierce and Shawn Bryant whip Chris Steele into the ropes. They attempt to hit Chris Steele with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Shawn Bryant leaves the ring. Chris Steele goes for a spear, but Dylan Pierce side-steps and Chris Steele only hits air. Dylan Pierce is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Dylan Pierce catches Chris Steele in a guillotine choke. Chris Steele breaks the hold after 13 seconds. Chris Steele runs into the ropes. Chris Steele hits Dylan Pierce with a clothesline. Chris Steele tags out to Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy takes Dylan Pierce down with a handspring into a Frankensteiner. Rich T. Boy goes for a handspring moonsault, but Dylan Pierce rolls out of the way. Dylan Pierce whips Rich T. Boy into the ropes. The JumboTron flickers to life. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid are standing in what appears to be The Future’s locker room. The room is completely trashed. The furniture is broken, and The Future’s possessions are scattered everywhere. Brian Bowers is going through Chris Steele’s gym bag. Brian Bowers: Steele! You actually OWN this shit!? And not only that, you carry it around WITH you, as if you actually wanted people to SEE it?! This shit looks like something Christian would donate to fucking Goodwill! I'm sure it cost more than a fucking year of MY travel expenses, though! Chris Steele is standing on the apron, yelling at the JumboTron. Rich T. Boy chops Dylan Pierce. Rich T. Boy chops Dylan Pierce. Rich T. Boy whips Dylan Pierce into the ropes. Rich T. Boy takes Dylan Pierce down with a kneelift. Brian Bowers: And the sheer AMOUNT of it you carry around...how many times do you expect to change clothes over the course of ONE show?! This is what burns me, above all else, about the raver culture...it’s just excess for the sake of excess. Conspicuous consumption. It makes me fucking SICK. You don’t need this shit, Steele, and the rest of us sure as hell don’t need to see it! Ann #1: That wouldn’t be a problem if you, say, DIDN'T break into his damn locker room! Brian Bowers reaches off-camera for something. It’s a bottle of Rosinol. Ann #2: What’s he going to do with that?! Brian Bowers: It’s zen, Steele. Believe me, you’ll feel much better once you’re rid of these needless possessions. Brian Bowers douses Chris Steele’s gymbag in Rosinol. Brian Bowers pulls a lighter out of his boot. Ann #1: Bowers shouldn’t even be allowed NEAR fire! I wouldn’t trust this nutjob with anything more dangerous than string, but some fool actually sold him Rosinol! Brian Bowers torches Chris Steele’s gymbag. Brian Bowers: Damn...ludicrous plastic clothing goes up pretty fucking fast, doesn’t it? Chris Steele is absolutely livid. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Dylan Pierce kicks Rich T. Boy. Dylan Pierce kicks Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy punches Dylan Pierce. Rich T. Boy punches Dylan Pierce. Chris Steele’s gymbag has burned out. Brian Bowers stomps on the charred bag. Kate Elliot walks into the frame from off-camera, carrying another gymbag. Kate Elliot: Look at this...Phillips is ten times worse! You wouldn’t believe some of the shit she carries around with her! She looks like she’s ready for a three-week cruise instead of a two-hour wrestling show! Brian Bowers: THIS is exactly what’s sinking the SFWL. This self-interested gimme-gimme attitude that’s exhibited by Mike Torment, by Chris Steele, by EVERYBODY! Everyone wants to be seen, everyone wants to come out to the ring in their little costume and say their piece, but NOBODY wants to make any kind of contribution to the COMPANY! NOBODY wants to do what’s RIGHT, they only want to do what benefits THEM! Kate, if you would do the honours... Brian Bowers hands Kate Elliot the Rosinol. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Elle Phillips is screaming at the JumboTron. Kate Elliot douses Elle Phillips’ gymbag with Rosinol. Kate Elliot sticks the empty bottle of Rosinol inside Elle Phillips’ gymbag. Brian Bowers hands Kate Elliot the lighter. Kate Elliot sets Elle Phillips’ gymbag on fire. Kate Elliot jumps back as Elle Phillips gymbag goes up in flames. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Rich T. Boy has now turned to face the JumboTron as well. Brian Bowers: You may miss your possessions now, but in exchange, you’ve gained something much greater...you’ve gained an understanding! The SFWL isn’t supposed to be about this shit! It’s not your personal club, Steele, and the same shit that gets you cheered there only gets your ass kicked here! Oh...and if you haven’t gotten the message yet, well... The camera pans back to reveal Kevin “The Shocker” Williams, lying on the locker room floor with his hands tied behind his back and a pair of socks stuffed in his mouth. Brian Bowers: Maybe we need a slightly more...dramatic...example. Brian Bowers swings a locker open. Brian Bowers grabs another bottle of Rosinol, much larger than the previous one. Brian Bowers starts spraying the Rosinol on Kevin Williams. Ann #1: This is sick! Even Torment wasn’t bound and gagged when Shin Jun Rui tried to torch him! Chris Steele and Elle Phillips slide out of the ring and run up the entrance ramp. Rich T. Boy tries to follow them, but Dylan Pierce nails him from behind with a low blow. Dylan Pierce executes a rolling reverse cradle on Rich T. Boy. Ann #2: A low blow and a roll-up by Pierce! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The winners are Onslaught. Time of match: 7:15 Ann #1: Ever the opportunists, Onslaught pick up the cheap win! Shawn Bryant enters the ring. Dylan Pierce and Shawn Bryant execute the Final Destination on Rich T. Boy, then quickly slide out of the ring and run to the back. Ann #2: Onslaught leaving Rich T. Boy laying after that cheap shot, and heading to the back to come to the aid of Brian Bowers! Ann #1: He’s going to need all the help he can get once Chris Steele gets there! The camera cuts to the backstage area. Chris Steele and Elle Phillips burst into The Future’s locker room. Brian Bowers, Wayne Reid and Kate Elliot are waiting. Kate Elliot takes Elle Phillips down with a high knee. Kate Elliot executes a series of stomps on Elle Phillips. Kate Elliot executes a series of stomps on Elle Phillips. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid bail Chris Steele into the wall. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Chris Steele. Ann #1: Steele, with nothing in mind other than saving his teammate from being SET ON FIRE by Shin Jun Rui, ran right into an ambush! No More Apologies on the hard tile floor of the locker room. Brian Bowers releases the hold after 11 seconds. Wayne Reid picks Chris Steele up. Wayne Reid executes a bearhug slam into a pile of debris that was once The Future’s locker room furniture on Chris Steele. Brian Bowers stomps Chris Steele. Wayne Reid stomps Chris Steele. Brian Bowers stomps Chris Steele. Wayne Reid stomps Chris Steele. Ann #1: Chris Steele getting the hell stomped out of him! Ann #2: At least it looks like they were bluffing about setting Williams on fire! Ann #1: If Steele hadn't run in when he did, they wouldn't have been bluffing! They already did it to Torment! The Frat charge into the locker room. Bryce Smith has a baseball bat. Jared Williams punches Brian Bowers. Jared Williams hits Brian Bowers. Jared Williams whips Brian Bowers into the row of lockers. Ann #2: It’s The Frat! The Frat making the save for Steele and Williams! Bryce Smith hits Wayne Reid with the bat. Wayne Reid rocks on his heels. Bryce Smith hits Wayne Reid with the bat. Wayne Reid staggers back. Bryce Smith and Jared Williams both grab ends of the bat. Bryce Smith and Jared Williams clothesline Wayne Reid down with the bat. Ann #1: The Frat dominating Bowers and Reid! Wayne Reid is busted wide open. The Frat have Kate Elliot cornered. The Frat advance on her. Out of nowhere, Shawn Bryant and Dylan Pierce take them both down. Shawn Bryant and Dylan Pierce start working The Frat over with mounted punches and elbowsmashes. Ann #2: And, as always, Onslaught attacks from behind! Brian Bowers is back on his feet. Brian Bowers: (through a sneering, vulpine grin) Katie, bar the door! Kate Elliot slams the door shut, locks it, and starts propping everything she can find up against it, wedging a broken table leg between the doorknob and the floor. Brian Bowers repeatedly kicks Jared Williams in the ribs as Shawn Bryant works him over with mounted punches. Wayne Reid is slowly staggering to his feet. Dylan Pierce executes a jumping DDT on Bryce Smith. Ann #1: The Future being taken apart! Ann #2: Chris Steele’s out, Elle Phillips is out, Kevin Williams is bound and gagged, it’s four-on-two! FIVE on two if you count Kate Elliot! Rich T. Boy can be heard yelling at the top of his lungs outside the door. The door rattles as he tries to kick it open. Dylan Pierce bails Bryce Smith headlong into the wall. Wayne Reid is back on his feet. Wayne Reid, still staggering, lifts Jared Williams to his feet. Wayne Reid executes a bodyslam on Jared Williams. Jayson Carter’s voice is now audible outside the door as well. Ann #1: RTB and Carter desperately trying to get into that locker room! Wayne Reid hits Jared Williams with a splash. Chris Steele is starting to get to his feet. Brian Bowers takes him down with a superkick. Wayne Reid: You wanna do this old-school? Wayne Reid indicates the row of lockers – specifically, two larger ones at the end. Brian Bowers nods. Wayne Reid and Brian Bowers pick Chris Steele up by the arms. Bashing him against every locker in the row on the way, they half-carry, half-drag him to one of the two larger lockers. Wayne Reid and Brian Bowers stuff Chris Steele into the locker. Ann #1: Unbelievable! Chris Steele just being humiliated, shoved into his own damn locker! Ann #2: We haven’t seen this since Bowers’ feud with Jimmy Joker over two years ago! Brian Bowers slams the locker door. It bounces back open. Brian Bowers slams it again, this time kicking it as it closes. Brian Bowers: Your own personal preview of Ultra Slam, Steele. Brian Bowers looks at Onslaught and nods. Dylan Pierce and Shawn Bryant clear the debris away from the door. Shawn Bryant has his hand on the lock. Brian Bowers silently counts down from three on his fingers. As he hits one, Shawn Bryant unlocks the door. Immediately, it swings open, as Jayson Carter and Rich T. Boy rush into the locker room, already swinging. Shin Jun Rui, en masse, charge past them, knocking them both down. The camera follows Shin Jun Rui as they sprint out of the nearest exit, with Rich T. Boy and Jayson Carter in hot pursuit. Shin Jun Rui pile into their rental van. Kate Elliot briefly fumbles with the keys trying to get them out of her pocket. Rich T. Boy and Jayson Carter are only a few feet away from the van. Kate Elliot gets it started and peels out, just before Jayson Carter and Rich T. Boy reach the van. Ann #1: And, with the damage done, Shin Jun Rui leave not only the locker room area, but the arena, and likely the damn city, before The Future can regroup! Ann #2: Typical Shin Jun Rui tactics! But there’s not going to be anywhere to run inside that steel cage, four days from now at Ultra Slam 6! The van speeds off into the night, with Wayne Reid leaning out the window and giving Rich T. Boy and Jayson Carter the “thumbs down” sign. Rich T. Boy and Jayson Carter, after shouting some choice words at the fleeing Shin Jun Rui, re-enter the building to attend to their stablemates. Rich T. Boy and Jayson Carter speed off to help their stablemates, but out of the corner in the lot, two figures appear out of nowhere. It’s hard to tell who they are, but they put a large trash bag over Rich T. Boy and proceed to pound him repeatadly until he falls to the ground. Jayson Carter has just enough to ask: Hey, what’re YOU doing here… But then he’s pulled around the corner, and all that can beheard are his muffled screams as he he’s dragged away. Oasis’ “D’ya know what I mean?” come over the system, and the lights go very dim. Suddenly, A spotlight shines to the center of the ramp, then another, and another to reveal a man standing in wait. Vaguely, the fans begin to realize that it is Sunder Ryan, and he has a bulky black trashbag next to him. Sunder is carrying a microphone, but does not speak for sometime, even after his music fades away. The crowd is a bit confused, seemingly wondering why such a new wrestler would be out here right now, giving no indication that he would be here. He finally raises the microphone to his lips, and speaks. Sunder: The crowd does not speak, and rightly so. What is there to cheer during such a dank and unimpressive display this evening? The crowd is unimpressed. The bag near Ryan does not stir. Sunder: Now, now, now…Do not worry, for the night shall become ever so exciting in a moment. I have a…”surprise” for everyone. One that I’m sure will make you all very happy. Sunder then motions to the entrance, and two men carry two chairs out to the ramp and place them down. They leave very quickly, and Ryan does not seem to care for them. Sunder then slowly opens the bag, revealing that his catch is Rich T. Boy. Sunder picks him up,and places him on one of the chairs. He then takes a seat in his own chair and crosses his legs. He continues his speech. Sunder, shaking his head: Rich, you disappoint me, old boy. You couldn’t even put up a fight. You fell in one, two, three… Sunder makes fist swinging gestures as he counts, and laughs slightly. He sobers of very quickly,however. Sunder, seriously: Why isn’t your title up for grabs at UltraSlam, Richy? What have you been doing these past couple of weeks, anyway? Eating Ice Cream and chocolates? Well…I’ll tell you something, old boy. Sunder pauses to add effect. Sunder, after some time: …This is just unacceptable in Sunder Ryan world. Rich T. Boy’s head falls from one side to the other, but Sunder reaches over to hold him still. Sunder: No, no, please. There’s no need, T. Boy. You see, I have everything taken care of for this evening. You just sit right there and take it all in, right? Be comfortable! You don’t have to do anything… He laughs again. Sunder: However, it might have been advisable for you to be ready for anything earlier, but sadly, this was not the case. Sunder: Well, Rich…Now that we can talk in a civilized manner…At Ultraslam, an undeserving champion WILL be putting his title on the line, and an undeserving champion will also be loosing that title. Are you worried? Ryan holds the mic up to Rich, but there is obviously no response. Sunder: Ah, so I see…You have no comment. Well what about my attack? Did you enjoy the spectacle? Again, there is no response. Sunder: Hm, that is an interesting outlook. I might have to take that into perspective next I try this. Sunder stands up from his chair and folds it up. He then bows to Rich T. Boy. Sunder: Alas, our festivities must come to an end, but I’m certain that we will engage in such fun soon. Until then, Fare thee well,old boy. “D’ya know what I mean?” Comes over the loud speakers again. Ryan walks off as SFWL officials come down to help Rich T. Boy to consciousness. 123 They lock up. Chris Steele hits Malik Johnson with a thrust kick to the head. Chris Steele leaves the ring. He returns with a fire extinguisher. Chris Steele throws Malik Johnson out of the ring. Chris Steele jumps onto him with a Flying Senton Backsplash. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chris Steele takes Malik Johnson down with an inverted DDT. Chris Steele raises his arms. Chris Steele is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Elle Phillips comes from behind, but Malik Johnson nails Elle Phillips. Chris Steele raises his arms. The crowd is cheering on Chris Steele. Chris Steele knocks Malik Johnson into the ringpost. Chris Steele hits a stomp on Malik Johnson. Chris Steele knocks Malik Johnson into the ringsteps. Chris Steele reenters the ring. Malik Johnson follows him back in. Chris Steele places Malik Johnson on the turnbuckle. Chris Steele executes a top-rope DDT on Malik Johnson. James Beard counts: One, kickout. Chris Steele complains about a slow count. Malik Johnson takes Chris Steele down with an inside cradle. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Malik Johnson tags out to The Professional. The Professional hits Chris Steele with an inverted power bomb. The Professional throws Chris Steele out of the ring. The Professional jumps onto him with a baseball slide. The crowd is booing The Professional. Elle Phillips comes from behind and distracts The Professional. Elle Phillips comes from behind and distracts The Professional. Chris Steele grabs a chair. Chris Steele sets up the chair. Chris Steele hits The Professional with a fallaway slam onto the chair. Chris Steele knocks The Professional into the ringsteps. Chris Steele executes the 24/7 on The Professional on the concrete floor. Chris Steele is handed a fire extinguisher. Chris Steele takes a swing at The Professional with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way. The Professional snatches the fire extinguisher from him. The Professional hits him with the fire extinguisher. The Professional whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. The Professional knocks Chris Steele into the ringsteps. The Professional whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. The Professional hits Chris Steele with an inverted DDT. The Professional nails Chris Steele with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle . The Professional sets up a table. The Professional sets up Chris Steele on the table. The Professional executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. The crowd is booing The Professional. Elle Phillips comes from behind and distracts The Professional. Chris Steele sets up The Professional on the table. Chris Steele executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Chris Steele takes The Professional down with a single-leg takedown. Chris Steele throws The Professional back into the ring. Chris Steele brings the the fire extinguisher into the ring. The Professional goes for an inverted power bomb, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele executes a fallaway slam on The Professional. Chris Steele kicks The Professional. There are lots of chants for Chris Steele. Chris Steele kicks The Professional. Chris Steele punches The Professional. Chris Steele is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chris Steele hits him with the fire extinguisher. Chris Steele is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chris Steele gets a figure-four leglock on The Professional. The Professional breaks the hold after 12 seconds. The Professional nails Chris Steele with a forearm smash. The Professional punches Chris Steele. The Professional kicks Chris Steele. The Professional whips Chris Steele into the ropes. Chris Steele hits The Professional with a kick. Chris Steele executes a Northern Lights suplex on The Professional. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Chris Steele whips The Professional into the ropes, but The Professional reverses it. The Professional misses with a clothesline. The Professional hits Chris Steele with a backdrop. The Professional goes for a Cradle DDT, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele tags out to Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson goes for an inverted DDT, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional tags out to Chris Steele. Chris Steele uses a punch on Malik Johnson. Chris Steele hits Malik Johnson with a kick to the groin. Chris Steele hits him with a fire extinguisher. Chris Steele goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Malik Johnson blocks it. Malik Johnson throws Chris Steele out of the ring. Malik Johnson goes through the ropes. Elle Phillips comes from behind and distracts Malik Johnson. Chris Steele goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Malik Johnson ducks out of the way. Malik Johnson knocks Chris Steele into the ringpost. Malik Johnson takes Chris Steele down with a kick to the head. Malik Johnson hits a Frankensteiner on Chris Steele. Malik Johnson reenters the ring. Chris Steele follows him back in. Malik Johnson hits a DDT on Chris Steele. Malik Johnson executes a double-arm DDT on Chris Steele. Malik Johnson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Malik Johnson gives the sign for the Total Vindication. Malik Johnson executes the Total Vindication on Chris Steele. Malik Johnson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Malik Johnson goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Malik Johnson whips Chris Steele into the ropes, but Chris Steele reverses it. Chris Steele hits a clothesline on Malik Johnson. Chris Steele tags out to The Professional. Malik Johnson whips The Professional into the ropes. The Professional nails Malik Johnson with a backspin DDT. The crowd is booing The Professional. The Professional executes the Professional Courtesy on Malik Johnson. A fan at ringside badmouths The Professional. The Professional goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The Professional is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The winner is The Professional. Time of match: 0:08:23 SA: The Pro wins! The Pro wins! What a match! What a night! NP: Paine will take on the Man in Black . . . The Future vs. Shin Jun Rui . . . and Torment vs. Fella! Make sure to tune in to Ultraslam, ladies and gentlemen, brought to you by the SFWL, the greatest wrestling company in the universe! SA: We'll be watching, and so should you. For Nathan Pankratz, I'm Stanley Albright, and we'll see you at Ultraslam, fans. Good night! _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com