SFWL Wednesday Unleashed March 13th, 2002 Cintas Center, Cincinatti, Ohio [Scene fades into the Cintas Center at the broadcast table where seated there is "The Natural" Grant Taylor and "Mom's Like Him Cause He's Not Jiff" Skippy. The fans are roaring behind them.] Taylor: Weeeelcome to Wednesday UNLEASHED! Tonight we'll see the SFWL World Champion, "Suicide" Steve Fella take on Hardcore Legend Shin Mebadazz in a barbed-wire match! Skippy: Blood! Blood! Blood! Taylor: Fella made the challenge to Mebadazz in response to Torment SHOCKING the World Champion at Extreme Saturday. He wants to prove that he can go toe-to-toe with the epitome of extreme, he wants to show Torment that he'll be able to take things to a new limit if needed at Ultra Slam. Skippy: Being an extreme legend in my own right, my money goes to Shin. Shin's the EXPERT at matches like this. Taylor: Even though I doubt Skippy can be regarded as anything close to an extreme legend, we'll move on. While Fella has his hand tied with Shin Mebadazz tonight, his opponent at Ultra Slam, the egotistical Mike Torment, will take on another master of hardcore, Sabre! Skippy: Personally, as a former World Champion, these two are CRAZY for even wanting to get into fights with men like Sabre and Shin Mebadazz just WEEKS before the biggest main event in SFWL history! Taylor: In addition to that, our esteemed President Chris Binstock will also have a very important announcement concerning the Extreme Title! Skippy: In all due respect to Mr. Binstock, but he doesn't know JACK SCHITT! Taylor: Oh great...another night with dofus cutting ridiculous jokes. Let's get this over with. Johnny Cash’s cover of Soundgarden’s “Rusty Cage” begins to play as Wayne Reid steps out from behind the curtain. Wayne Reid marches down to ringside, a mic already in hand. Wayne Reid steps into the ring, amid a sizable round of boos. Taylor: Oh great...not one match in and like the WWF, we have a madatory in ring interview! Wayne Reid: Ladies and gentlemen, I come before you tonight not as a member of Shin Jun Rui, but as the former Extreme champion...the GREATEST Extreme champion this federation has ever seen... The crowd is emphatically booing Wayne Reid. Skippy: Well besides the Skippster. Taylor: You've never even been an Extreme Champion! Wayne Reid: I’m out here to say a few words about a situation that is ENTIRELY unacceptable – the Extreme title, the belt that should be around MY waist right now, has been INACTIVE for weeks! It’s not even scheduled to be defended at the pay-per-view, and no-one I’ve talked to is even sure if Jack Schitt is an SFWL employee anymore! This is an INSULT to a title that has meant a lot of things to a lot of people in the SFWL, most of all ME, and it deserves MORE than this! So I am out here to ask...no, to DEMAND...that the title be vacated, and that I be declared the number one contender for the belt! I DESERVE that title, and I want a match for it at Ultra Slam...I don’t care who it’s against, I just want a shot at what is RIGHTFULLY mine! "Mexican Radio" by Wall of Voodoo begins to play as SFWL President Binstock, steps out onto the entrance ramp. He is immediately met with boos. He’s carrying a black bag with him. Taylor: Here comes the President of the SFWL! President Binstock makes his way down the entrance ramp and climbs into the ring. He asks for a mic. The “Bischoff” chant has started up. President Binstock: Wayne, this is your lucky day. In this bag, I have... (President Binstock reaches into the black bag.) President Binstock: The SFWL Extreme Championship belt, (President Binstock pulls out the title belt), which, as of this moment, is officially VACANT! There is a mixed reaction from the crowd. Skippy: Apparently, Jack Schitt’s not coming back any time soon! President Binstock’s got his belt, and he just declared it vacant! President Binstock: But, unfortunately, Wayne, I can’t declare you the number one contender...not the ONLY one, at least... (Wayne Reid looks suspicious) President Binstock: I will now make the announcement I promised last week...eleven days from now, at SFWL Ultra Slam 6 in Saint Louis, Missouri...there will be a FATAL FOUR-WAY Barbed Wire match for the SFWL Extreme title! And the participants in that match will be... (The crowd is buzzing in anticipation, although numerous anti-Binstock chants are still audible.) President Binstock: Wayne Reid... (The crowd boos) President Binstock: ...Sabre... (The crowd boos) President Binstock: ...Freebird... (The announcement of Freebird’s name is met with a mixed reaction) President Binstock: ...and WOLF! (The crowd pops) President Binstock: Eleven days from now, these four men will face off, and we WILL have an Extreme champion! Oh, and just to make things interesting, we’re going to have a tag match here tonight...sort of a preview of what’s to come at Ultra Slam. Tonight, it’s going to be Wayne Reid and Sabre vs. Freebird and Wolf! Taylor: Is our President dillusional? Does he actually believe that Wayne Reid and Sabre can coexit let alone Freebird and Wolf? "Mexican Radio" by Wall of Voodoo begins to play as SFWL President Binstock, tosses the Extreme Championship over his shoulder, and begins to leave the ring. Wayne Reid stops President Binstock and appears to ask him something. Suddenly, "Mexican Radio" stops and "Disposible Teens" by Marilyn Manson begins to blair out over the PA as Sabre walks out onto the entrance ramp. SFWL President Binstock & Wayne Reid both get pissed looks their faces. Sabre marches down toward the ring, already dressed in his ring gear, a black "Sabre" T-shirt, and his signature shades. He walks around to the time keeper's table and grabs a mic, then slides into the ring. He walks right up to President Binstock and gets in his face. Sabre: What the hell is this all about!? Huh? A tag match...a...a four way elemination!? Neither one of these guys have worked half as hard as I have for a shot at the Extreme Championship. I'm the man who pinned the cham...well...former champion at Winter Wasteland! Wolf? Freebird? What the hell did they do? I mean come the hell on...at least Reid was a semi-contender before Schitt was laid out! Yeah, he may be fat and lazy but he can at least take a chair-shot! Wayne Reid grabs Sabre and spins him around. Wayne Reid gets in Sabre's face. Reid: Sabre, I’ve kicked your ass before, and, tag partner or not, you’re REALLY not giving me any reason NOT to do it again, right here! Sabre and Wayne Reid are nose to nose. Sabre: Well...partner. Since you put it that way. I'll see you tonight. Sabre stares Wayne Reid down as he exits the ring. SFWL President Binstock smiles at the crowd as he exits the ring. Wayne Reid has a pissed look on his face. Taylor: Already tension between two of the opponents in the Extreme Fatal Four-Way Match...PARTNERS in a tag match tonight! Skippy: Well they're going ot have to coexist...of don't be surprise to see a substantial pay cut in their checks this week! It's My Life" by Bon Jovi begins to play. Kent McKnight steps out from behind the curtain to the fans chanting "Best Damn!" Kent McKnight makes his way to the ring, but pauses, and walks over to the announcer's table. Kent pats Grant Taylor and the head, and sits down beside him. Taylor: I guess we're going to be joined by Kent McKnight. Skippy: Yeah... Hey there, Kent-O Buddy O Mine!!! Kent just stares at them, and takes the third headset. Taylor: Don't you have a match you should be getting ready for? McKnight: I have TWO matches I should be getting ready for, BUT I figured why not take the time to tell all the SFWL fans that Kent McKnight is gonna kick some red neck ASS tonight! All the fans begin to cheer. McKnight: Also... WHEN I'm done kicking their asses, I've got a little surprise for them... Skippy: What do you mean? McKnight: You'll see... Kent McKnight tosses the headset aside, and rolls into the ring. Taylor: McKnight is ready, and here comes Tommy Johnson Kent McKnight gives him a snap mare, but Tommy Johnson only stares at him. Tommy Johnson hits Kent McKnight. Tommy Johnson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Tommy Johnson kicks Kent McKnight. Tommy Johnson hits Kent McKnight. Tommy Johnson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Tommy Johnson uses a Samoan Drop on Kent McKnight. Tommy Johnson flips the crowd a bird. Skippy: STUNNER! RATTLESNAKE! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! Tommy Johnson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Tommy Johnson hits a forearm to the back on Kent McKnight. Tommy Johnson whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. Tommy Johnson misses with a clothesline. Kent McKnight hits Tommy Johnson with a kick. Kent McKnight is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kent McKnight goes for a backbreaker, but Tommy Johnson blocks it. Tommy Johnson hits Kent McKnight with a Gorilla Press. Taylor: Tommy Johnson using his brute strength against a smaller, but faster, Kent McKnight. A portion of the crowd is cheering Tommy Johnson. Tommy Johnson goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight executes a Steinerline on Tommy Johnson. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight uses a Steinerline on Tommy Johnson. Taylor: TWO Steinerlines and Tommy Johnson is rocked! Kent McKnight is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kent McKnight catches Tommy Johnson in a sleeperhold. Taylor: And he locks him in a sleeperhold. Tommy Johnson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Kent McKnight uses a snap mare on Tommy Johnson. Kent McKnight gives him a sleeperhold, but Tommy Johnson only stares at him. Kent McKnight goes for a kick to the groin, but Tommy Johnson blocks it. Tommy Johnson nails Kent McKnight with a sidewalk slam. A portion of the crowd is booing Tommy Johnson. Tommy Johnson hits a spinning DDT on Kent McKnight. Tommy Johnson goes for a Samoan Drop, but Kent McKnight counters it with a sunset flip. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kent McKnight takes Tommy Johnson down with a roundhouse kick. Kent McKnight hits a snap mare on Tommy Johnson. Kent McKnight uses a backbreaker on Tommy Johnson. Kent McKnight takes Tommy Johnson down with a European uppercut. Kent McKnight hits Tommy Johnson with a spin kick. Kent McKnight hits Tommy Johnson with a roundhouse right. Kent McKnight kicks Tommy Johnson. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight chops Tommy Johnson. Taylor: And now Kent is brawling... Skippy: OLD SCHOOL! Taylor: ...right. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight punches Tommy Johnson. A portion of the crowd is booing Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight hits a roundhouse right on Tommy Johnson. Kent McKnight hits a roundhouse kick on Tommy Johnson. Kent McKnight is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kent McKnight whips Tommy Johnson into the ropes. Kent McKnight takes Tommy Johnson down with a spear. Kent McKnight gives the sign for the Best Damn Bomb. Taylor: There it is! McKnight is motioning for the Best Damn Bomb! Tommy Johnson's night is over. Erick Hayes comes running down to ringside with a baseball bat. Skippy: Look out, Kent! He's got a bat! Erick Hayes gets ready to hit Kent McKnight with the bat, when Kent turns around. Erick Hayes nails Tommy Johnson with the bat. Tommy Johnson falls to the mat. Erick Hayes can't believe all that's happened. Kent McKnight snatches the bat away from Erick Hayes. Kent McKnight nails Erick Hayes with a low blow using the baseball bat. Skippy: PLAY BALL!!! Kent McKnight drops the bat, and rolls Tommy Johnson up. Danny Davis counts: One...Two... Three. Winner of the match is Kent McKnight: Time : 4:32 Skippy: Kent McKnight still has one more match to go... Taylor: And Erick Hayes is already in the ring. Kent McKnight grabs Erick Hayes by the hair. He drags him over to the corner. Kent McKnight signals for the Best Damn Bomb. Taylor: He's got it now! Kent McKnight executes the Best Damn Bomb on Erick Hayes. The crowd is on their feet. Kent McKnight smiles, and then signals for the Best Damn Finisher. Skippy: HOLY MOSES!!! He's going for the Best Damn Finisher!!!! Kent McKnight executes the Best Damn Finisher on Erick Hayes. Erick Hayes struggles to get free. Kent McKnight cinches it in tighter. Erick Hayes taps out after 30 seconds. The winner of the match is Kent McKnight - Time 00:01:00 Taylor: Amazing! Kent McKnight has defeated the Ruffnecks! Kent McKnight motions for a microphone. McKnight: I promised the world a surprise, and here it is! Johnson, Hayes, you've just got yourself a match for Ultra Slam! The fans are cheering. McKnight: I've been in talks with some people, and I've come to the conclusion that even though I have kicked your asses all by myself, I think I'd like to get back into the tag team division... So... The fans are chanting "Rebirth!" McKnight: So... At Ultra Slam, I am challenging you two ass clowns to a tag team match! The Ruffnecks vs. Kent McKnight and.... More "Rebirth" chants are picking up. McKnight:... well, let's just keep that part a surprise. Kent McKnight leaves the ring. Tommy Johnson and Erick Hayes begin to stir as they see McKnight leave the ring. Taylor: McKnight wants back into the tag division... Does that mean he's been talking with Tirok Siban? Skippy: Tirok's been gone for a while.. I don't know... Freebird is walking backstage towards the ring, when Wolf stops him. Wolf: Stop right there Justice, let's get some shit straight before we even step into the ring together, alright? I'm better than you are. Period. So let's get a few things clear. You just mind your own damn business, and tag out when you get in the slightest bit of trouble. I'm talkin, you get hit with a drop toe hold you come tag out to me, okay my son? FB: First of all don't call me Justice, and second of all... Wolf... your claim to stardum by resting on Freebird's arm are about to end. I don't like you, and you don't like me... Stay out of my way, and I will stay out of your way.. and us togetjher, we will win the tag team thing against them fat ass losers... Got it? Frebird puts his finger Wolf's face, and pushes him with it. Freebird: BOY! Freebird puts his hand out to shake Wolf's. Wolf just walks off. Taylor: And there were the other two competitors in the earlier announced tag match! And things are shaping up the same way things shaped up for Sabre and Wayne Reid. Skippy: With threats of extreme discomfort! Taylor: Its time for our next match! Rich T. Boy and Paine are both in the ring. They lock up. Rich T. Boy takes Paine down with a side suplex. Rich T. Boy backflips off the turnbuckle. The crowd is starting to get behind Rich T. Boy. Paine sits up. Rich T. Boy whips Paine into the turnbuckle, but Paine reverses it. Paine runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Rich T. Boy lifts his knee. Rich T. Boy throws Paine out of the ring. Rich T. Boy jumps onto him with a shooting star press. Rich T. Boy knocks Paine into the ringsteps. Rich T. Boy whips Paine into the guardrail. Rich T. Boy hits Paine with a rolling kick. Rich T. Boy knocks Paine into the ringpost. The crowd is starting to get behind Rich T. Boy. Chastity Williams comes from behind and distracts Paine. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rich T. Boy goes for the Tomahawk chop, but Paine blocks it. Paine whips Rich T. Boy into the guardrail. Paine is handed brass knuckles. Skippy: THE KNUX YO! But does Paine know how to use them? Paine hits him with the knuckles. Skippy: I guess he does! Go figure! Paine is starting to get under the crowd's skin. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paine uses a legdrop on Rich T. Boy. Paine whips Rich T. Boy into the guardrail. Paine hits Rich T. Boy with a Tombstone. Chastity Williams comes from behind and distracts Paine. Rich T. Boy executes a backspin DDT on Paine. Taylor: A beautiful backspin DDT by the Cruiserweight Champion! Skippy: We still have a Cruiserweight Title? Rich T. Boy knocks Paine into the ringpost. The crowd is starting to get behind Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy hits a dragon suplex on Paine. Rich T. Boy knocks Paine into the ringpost. The crowd is starting to get behind Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy executes a flying somersault splash on Paine. Rich T. Boy grabs a chair. Rich T. Boy takes a running start and springs off the chair. Rich T. Boy goes for an inverted DDT, but Paine blocks it. Chastity Williams comes from behind, but Paine nails Chastity Williams. Rich T. Boy knocks Paine into the ringsteps. Chastity Williams comes from behind, but Paine nails Chastity Williams. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rich T. Boy knocks Paine into the ringsteps. The crowd is starting to get behind Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy uses an inverted DDT on Paine. Taylor: And RTB is finally able to hit that inverted DDT that has alluded him throughout this match! Rich T. Boy whips Paine into the guardrail. Rich T. Boy gives him a backspin DDT, but Paine doesn't budge. Rich T. Boy uses a rolling kick on Paine. Rich T. Boy uses a flying somersault splash on Paine. Rich T. Boy whips Paine into the guardrail. Rich T. Boy gives him a rolling kick, but Paine doesn't even care. Rich T. Boy throws Paine back into the ring. Rich T. Boy places Paine on the turnbuckle. Rich T. Boy executes the Rich T. Bomb on Paine. Skippy: Its the BOMB no diggity! Taylor: After the Rich T. Bomb it should be all academic... Rich T. Boy goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: Paine shows that tremendous resilance and kicks out of what would be a loss for a normal athlete! Rich T. Boy uses a backspin DDT on Paine. Rich T. Boy goes for a backspin DDT, but Paine blocks it. Paine kicks Rich T. Boy. Paine is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Paine punches Rich T. Boy. Paine is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Paine punches Rich T. Boy. Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Rich T. Boy. Taylor: And now its Paine's turn with the Fall From Grace! Quite a few boos are audible. Paine goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Paine further incites the crowd. The winner is Paine. Time of match: 0:06:07 Taylor: And Paine is able to pick up the win... Rich T. Boy is resting against the turnbuckle, breathing hard. Rich T. Boy climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the fans. Taylor: Rich T. Boy playing to the fans after a well fought match against one of the SFWL’s biggest and badest men. The crowd is chanting, "RTB!", "RTB!" Skippy: And the crowd is absolutely eating it up! Dylan Pierce comes through the crowd behind Rich T. Boy. Skippy: Dylan Pierce!! Taylor: He's coming from behind! I don't think Rich even knows! Rich T. Boy doesn't notice him. Dylan Pierce jumps to the second rope and gets a waistlock on Rich T. Boy. Dylan Pierce executes a top-rope release German Suplex on Rich T. Boy. Skippy: Oh my God!! Taylor: Absolutely horrific German Suplex from Pierce! Dylan Pierce is being booed out of the building. Dylan Pierce runs up the turnbuckle and comes off with a moonsault to Rich T. Boy. Dylan Pierce kicks Rich T. Boy in the ribs. Dylan Pierce kicks Rich T. Boy in the ribs. Dylan Pierce kicks Rich T. Boy in the ribs. Dylan Pierce gets in Right T. Boy's face. Skippy: I guess Pierce got tired of waiting for an answer from RTB. Taylor: Even so, this is completely uncalled for! Dylan Pierce leaves the ring, and grabs the timekeeper's chair. Taylor: NOW what is he going to do?? Dylan Pierce re-enters the ring. Dylan Pierce nails Rich T. Boy in the ribs with the chair. Dylan Pierce nails Rich T. Boy in the ribs with the chair. Dylan Pierce nails Rich T. Boy in the ribs with the chair. Skippy: Pierce is working over those ribs more than a hungry Texan at a BBQ! Taylor: Thats not even funny! That could permanently damage RTB! Dylan Pierce runs up the turnbuckle and, holding the chair to his chest, comes off with another textbook moonsault onto Rich T. Boy. Skippy: Shades of Wayne Reid!! Dylan Pierce shakes off the pain. Dylan Pierce puts Rich T. Boy in a Mexican Surf Board. Taylor: Those ribs can't take much more!! Rich T. Boy is struggling to escape the hold. Rich T. Boy is struggling to escape the hold. Rich T. Boy summons one last burst of energy. Rich T. Boy passes out from the pain. Dylan Pierce lets go after 43 seconds. Dylan Pierce calls for a mic. Pierce: Hey Rich! (slaps the back of Rich's head) Rich! I'm still waiting for an answer from you! I should've told you that patience isn't one of my virtues, eh "mate"? Rich T. Boy is starting to come around. Dylan Pierce drops a knee on Rich T. Boy's midsection. Dylan Pierce drops a knee on Rich T. Boy's midsection. Rich T. Boy rolls over, clutching his ribs. Pierce: (looking at the crowd) Who thinks I'm the Future's little bitch now? Dylan Pierce kicks Rich T. Boy in the ribs. The crowd is using Dylan Pierce for target practice. Pierce: Ultra Slam is coming up, Richie! On the 24th to be exact.. Going to be kind of hard to do all those high-flying moves of yours with bad ribs.. I'd really appreciate your answer sometime before next week.. But keep in mind that old Jared and Bryce are -really- hoping you make the right choice.. Because their title shot could very well depend on your answer.. So think about it, Rich, and while you do, here's some food for thought! Dylan Pierce spikes the mic, and grabs Rich T. Boy by the hair, pulling him to a turnbuckle. Dylan Pierce kicks Rich T. Boy in the midsection. Dylan Pierce uses a shoulder thrust on Rich T. Boy. Dylan Pierce executes the Cardinal Sin on Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy is bleeding profusely. Dylan Pierce snatches up the chair, and places Rich T. Boy's arm in it. Dylan Pierce goes to the 2nd turnbuckle. Chris Steele, Jayson Carter and the Frat burst from the back and run down to the ring. Taylor: Finally! Here comes the cavalry!! Dylan Pierce descends to the outside. Chris Steele and Jayson Carter check on Rich T. Boy while Jared Williams and Bryce Smith yell at Dylan Pierce. "Suffer" by Staind hits and Dylan Pierce walks backwards up the ramp, taunting the Future and the crowd, which is booing him the whole way. Taylor: And after that horrific attack by Dylan Pierce we're finally back to normalcy... The lights in the arena dim down. "Kill Me Heal Me" by Skillet starts to play. Red and blue strobe lights alternate all over the arena. Flaming pyros explode on stage as Charlie Yin-yang appears on top of the entrance ramp. He looks out into the crowd with a psychotic stare. He walks to the ring just glancing in every direction. He climbs into the ring with a mic in hand. The crowds going nuts. Skippy: HaHa...you said we were back to normalcy! Yin-yang: Well, what else can I say except it's great to be back in the ring. I've been away for a little while and it just feels so good to be hear in front of all of you again. The crowd pops. Yin-yang: And with that said I............. (Yin-yang's face starts to twitch violently. He quickly grabs his face as if he was in pain. He then lifts his head up and starts to speak again in a different voice.) Yin-yang's AE: Why the f**k am I suckin up to you Ohio queers for. You people never did anything for me just like the Bengals never did anything in the NFL. (Thunderous boos throughout the entire arena.) Yin-yang's AE: I mean really when I think of Cincinnatti, I think about dog sh** smeared at the bottom of my shoe. (The boos resurface again.) Yin-yang's AE: But enough about this city's greatest achievements, I have a few things to say about a certain...uh hum......superstar. Hunter if you're watching this and I'm pretty sure you are I want you to take a look at something right now. So if the guys in the back could show the image on the Jumbotron. (The Jumbotron shows the remains of Brad Hunter's limousine. The large imprint from the steel beam consumes the entire car.) Yin-yang's AE: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That makes me laugh more and more each time I see it. Hunter, if you want me I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere. You want some revenge for what I did to your love machine? Then come out here and do something about it. "Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson begins to blast Brad Hunter walks onto the entrance ramp, with microphone in hand. Hunter: Hey Chuckie....I bet you didn't expect to see me... Come on, you came out here in this great arena...thinking I would not be here... I can see the fear in your eyes as you begin to panic.. I can tell because you are twitching... Let me guess... You are getting ready to switch over to your atler ego... Come on boy... What made you think you could destroy a brand new limousine that i happened to own. . Listen Chuckie.. I am not gonna do a thing to you..because I will find you ang get revenge when you least expect it... But for now, for my amusement.. and this audience's amusement... I have a little surprise.. I was reading the newspaper, and I see a certain psychopath escaped the institution... Hmmm... Could that person be you.... And as seeing as there is a 100,000 dollar reward for the where abouts of this person... I am gonna cash in cause the pictures match your ugly mug... Charlie... Feast your eyes upon the surprise. Four very large muscular guys with white coats walk out from behind the curtain and join Brad Hunter onto the entrance ramp. BH: Chuck...today is your lucky day and I will be 100, 000 dollars richer... Time for you to go back to Belview...Boys go get him... The four guys go down to the ring after Charlie Yin-yang. Yin-yang starts to panic. He leaves the ring and jumps over the gaurd rail. Yin-yang darts out of the arena while the men in white coats give chase. Skippy: They're after Kane! Run Kane, run! Taylor: That's Charlie Yin-yang...a man who's been tormenting Brad Hunter since Hunter's return! Skippy: He's a nut ball! We haven't seen such craziness since Phil Lisak...but atleast it was due to an obsession and not Multifibeidentityosis. Taylor: What? Skippy: Nevermind. You wouldn't undestand such technical jargon. Taylor: And now its time for the tag match that was announced earlier tonight! All four competitors will compete for the Extreme Title at Ultra Slam, but tonight Wayne Reid will team with Sabre to take on Wolf and Freebird! They lock up. Sabre places Wolf on the turnbuckle. Sabre nails Wolf with a belly-to-belly superplex. A small "Sabre" chant is being started. Sabre goes for a dropkick, but Wolf side-steps and Sabre only hits air. Wolf goes for a choke against the ropes, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Wolf counters it with a punch. Wolf executes a back suplex on Sabre. Taylor: A beautifully executed back suplex by the veteran. Wolf goes for a power bomb, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre locks Wolf in a sleeperhold. Wolf is struggling to reach the ropes. Wolf is valiantly trying to break the hold. Wolf reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Sabre attempts to place Wolf on the turnbuckle, but Wolf blocks it. Sabre tags out to Wayne Reid. Sabre hits a high knee on Wolf. Skippy: Its all about the game...something about not playing it. Wayne Reid leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Wayne Reid sets up the chair. Wayne Reid executes a belly-to-back suplex onto the chair on Wolf. Sabre leaves the ring. Wayne Reid runs into the ropes. Wayne Reid hits Wolf with a kick. Wayne Reid is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, shoulder up. Wayne Reid complains about a slow count. Sabre enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Freebird enters the ring and lays out Sabre. Freebird goes for an Asai moonsault, but Wayne Reid counters it with a Tombstone . Wolf enters the ring and throws Wayne Reid out of the ring. Wolf hits Sabre with an enzuigiri to the face. Freebird goes for a backdrop driver, but Sabre counters it with a go-behind. In turn, Freebird counters it with an elbowsmash. Wolf leaves the ring. Freebird hits a brain buster on Sabre. Skippy: Nothing like a brain buster from DOWN SOUTH! The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Freebird goes for a faceslam, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre tags out to Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid runs into the ropes. Freebird hits Wayne Reid with a kick. Freebird hits Wayne Reid with a kick to the groin. Freebird whips Wayne Reid into the ropes. Wayne Reid hits Freebird with a shoulderblock. Wayne Reid throws Freebird out of the ring. James Beard counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Freebird reenters the ring. Wayne Reid nails Freebird with a belly-to-back suplex. Wayne Reid shouts at the crowd. Wayne Reid is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Wayne Reid hits Freebird with a stun gun. Taylor: Reid lays Freebird out throat first on the top rope! Wayne Reid uses a legdrop on Freebird. Wayne Reid uses a low blow on Freebird. James Beard removes the chair from the ring. Wayne Reid hits Freebird with a low blow. Wayne Reid goes for a stun gun, but Freebird blocks it. Freebird chops Wayne Reid. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Freebird kicks Wayne Reid. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Wayne Reid punches Freebird. Quite a few boos are audible. Wayne Reid chops Freebird. The crowd is booing Wayne Reid. Freebird punches Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid chops Freebird. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Wayne Reid hits Freebird. The crowd is booing Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid hits Freebird. Wayne Reid goes for a side headlock, but Freebird throws him off. Skippy: Wayne Reid is a piece of shit. A side headlock? Of course Freebird threw him off! Its a friggin' side headlock. Wayne Reid punches Freebird. Wayne Reid whips Freebird into the ropes. Wayne Reid tries to hit Freebird with a clothesline, but he ducks out of the way. Freebird takes Wayne Reid down with a high cross-body block. Freebird exits the ring. Freebird grabs a chair. Freebird slides back into the ring. Freebird tries to hit Wayne Reid with the chair, but he ducks out of the way. Wayne Reid snatches the chair from Freebird. Wayne Reid hits Freebird with the chair. Wayne Reid drops the chair. Wayne Reid catches Freebird in a bearhug. Freebird is struggling to break the hold. Freebird is trying to fight the pain. Wayne Reid executes a bearhug slam onto the chair on Freebird. Taylor: That is the very first bearhug slam on a chair I've ever seen. Skippy: Of course it came from Wayne Reid. A hybrid of good ol' eighties wrestling with an ECW TWIST BABY! James Beard counts: One, two, thr...Wolf distracts James Beard James Beard kicks the chair out of the ring. Wayne Reid takes Freebird down with a swinging neckbreaker. Wayne Reid executes a pulling piledriver on Freebird. Wayne Reid is going for the cover. James Beard counts: One, two, thr...Wolf distracts James Beard Wayne Reid gives the thumbs-down sign. Wayne Reid runs into the ropes, but Wolf facemasks him from behind. Wayne Reid falls to one knee. Wolf drills Wayne Reid in the back with a knee. Freebird slowly climbs to his feet. Freebird hits Wayne Reid with a clothesline. Freebird tags out to Wolf. Wolf punches Wayne Reid. Wolf punches Wayne Reid. Wolf executes a DDT on Wayne Reid. Wolf the cross powerslam on Wayne Reid. Taylor: Cross powerslam! Wolf goes for the cover. James Beard counts: One, two, Sabre dives in to break up the fall. Freebird enters the ring. Freebird punches Sabre. Sabre punches Freebird. Freebird hits Sabre with a side suplex. Wolf comes over to make it two on one. Wolf and Freebird execute a double brainbuster on Sabre. Taylor: Teamwork?!? Wayne Reid is on his feet. Wayne Reid hits Freebird with a lariat. Wayne Reid executes a belly to belly suplex on Freebird. Wolf executes a series of mounted punches on Sabre. Wayne Reid tosses Freebird out of the ring. Freebird lands on the chair laying at ringside. Wayne Reid hits a shoulderblock on Wolf. Wayne Reid waits for Wolf to get back up. Wayne Reid hits a shoulderblock on Wolf. Wayne Reid takes Wolf down with a powerslam. Sabre climbs to his feet. Wayne Reid picks up Wolf. Wayne Reid shouts something at Sabre. Wayne Reid holds up Wolf. Sabre slides out of the ring. Sabre picks up the chair. Sabre slides back into the ring. Sabre takes a huge swing with the chair at Wolf. Wolf ducks out of the way. Sabre hits Wayne Reid square in the face. Taylor: Sabre just blasted Reid with the chair! Wayne Reid collapses to the mat. Wayne Reid is bleeding like a faucet. Wolf hits a low blow on Sabre. Wolf executes the cross powerslam on Sabre. Wolf tosses Sabre outside the ring. Wolf goes for the cover. The referee counts: One, two, three The winners are Freebird and Wolf. Time of match 8:33 Taylor: Wolf takes advantage of the situation and makes the cover after a cross powerslam! Freebird is on his feet. Freebird slowly climbs back into the ring. Wolf gets in Freebird's face. Taylor: I think Wolf wants to know what happened to Freebird! Skippy: What does it matter...they won the match? Freebird is holding his back. Wolf has a pissed look on his face. Wolf is shouting at Freebird. Wayne Reid rolls out of the ring. Wayne Reid is barely able to stand. Wayne Reid looks for something underneath the ring. Wayne Reid finds a crowbar. Wayne Reid walks around the side of the ring. Freebird sakes his head and turns to walk away from Wolf. Wolf spins Freebird around. Freebird shoves Wolf. Wolf punches Freebird Freebird punches Wolf. James Beard is checking on Sabre. Wayne Reid shoves James Beard out of the way. Wayne Reid hits Sabre with the crowbar. Wyane Reid hits Sabre with the crowbar. Sabre is a bloody mess. Freebird and Wolf are trading punches. Wayne Reid drops the crowbar. Wayne Reid executes the Tenta Special on Sabre on the concrete floor. SFWL Security comes charging down from the back. SFWL Security manages to separate everyone. SFWL Security begins dragging the men off in different directions. Taylor: And finally the crack staff of the SFWL Security seperates these four hardcore fighters. Skippy: Why can't they just wait till Ultra Slam? Big match...big pay-off. Duh! Taylor: These men are competitors...they don't want to wait. Yin-yang is seen running out into the parking garage. He looks around frantically. Skippy: The advantages off Goofball and his friend Crazy continue in THE PARKING LOT! Yin-yang's AE: WE GOTTA GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!!!! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOIN BACK TO THAT INSTITUTION!!! Yin-yang: Well it was your idea to flatten the guys car. Yin-yang slaps himself in the face. Yin-yang's AE: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE F**K UP AND RUN YOU STUPID MOTHER F**KER!!! He spots a 2002 Cadillac Escalade. Yin-yang's AE: BOOYAH!!! Yin-yang: Booyah??? What the hell is a booyah??? Yin-yang's AE: JUST SHUT UP AND GET THE DOOR OPEN, DAMMIT!!!! YIn-yang prys the door open with a crowbar and then hot wires the truck. He races out of the parking garage. The men in white coats are seen giving chase as Yin-yang escapes the parking lot. Skippy: BOOYAH! He escaped! Taylor: Just as long as booyah doesn't turn into the next What phenomenum. Unfortunatley for Sabre, he has to come back here and face... Skippy: THE GOD AND DEITY! BOOYAH! Taylor: They're both in the ring and we're about to begin. They lock up. Mike Torment goes for a Soviet suplex, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre punches Mike Torment. A small "Sabre" chant is being started. Sabre kicks Mike Torment. The crowd is cheering on Sabre. Sabre hits Mike Torment. Mike Torment chops Sabre. Mike Torment whips Sabre into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sabre moves out of the way. Sabre kicks Mike Torment. Sabre hits Mike Torment. Mike Torment hits Sabre. Sabre chops Mike Torment. Sabre chops Mike Torment. Sabre hits Mike Torment with a backdrop. Sabre runs into the ropes. Mike Torment puts Sabre in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Taylor: Torment waited for Sabre to come in and took him down with a single-leg! Sabre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Mike Torment attempts to place Sabre on the turnbuckle, but Sabre blocks it. Mike Torment runs into the ropes. Sabre uses a Death Valley Driver on Mike Torment. Sabre whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle. Sabre charges into the corner, but Mike Torment moves out of the way. Mike Torment nails Sabre with a superkick. Mike Torment goes for the Apocalypse, but Sabre counters it with an elbow to the head. Taylor: Sabre able to stop the Apocalypse. Sabre goes for a fisherman suplex, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment attempts to place Sabre on the turnbuckle, but Sabre blocks it. Mike Torment attempts to place Sabre on the turnbuckle, but Sabre blocks it. Mike Torment goes for a kneebreaker, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre executes a snap suplex on Mike Torment. The crowd is starting to get behind Sabre. Sabre uses a snap suplex on Mike Torment. The crowd is starting to get behind Sabre. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is cheering on Mike Torment. Sabre whips Mike Torment into the ropes. Sabre executes an armbar takedown on Mike Torment. Sabre is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mike Torment sits up. Sabre hits a fisherman suplex on Mike Torment. Taylor: Sabre is pulling out all the stops in order to defeat Torment. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mike Torment sits up. Mike Torment is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sabre puts Mike Torment in a sleeperhold. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sabre kicks Mike Torment. Sabre hits Mike Torment. The crowd is cheering on Sabre. Sabre nails Mike Torment with an armbar takedown. There are lots of chants for Sabre. Sabre takes Mike Torment down with a Death Valley Driver. The crowd is really behind Sabre. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is cheering on Mike Torment. Sabre goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment nails Sabre with a backdrop driver. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. Taylor: A HUGE backdrop driver doens't put Sabre down for the count, but sure as hell dazed him! Mike Torment puts Sabre in a full nelson camel clutch. Sabre tries to escape the hold. Sabre is writhing in pain. Tim White asks Sabre if he should stop the fight. Sabre shakes his head. Sabre is barely hanging in there. Tim White checks Sabre's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Sabre fights his way out of the hold after 48 seconds. Sabre takes Mike Torment down with an elbowsmash. Sabre takes Mike Torment down with a high knee. Mike Torment locks Sabre in a Canadian backbreaker. Sabre is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sabre is struggling to reach the ropes. Sabre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Sabre. Skippy: The Apocalypse! Finally, our God and Deity is THROUGH embarrasing yet another challenger. Mike Torment goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: Sabre was able to kick out! Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Sabre. Taylor: But Torment immediately implants him with another Apocalypse. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment. Mike Torment goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment. The winner is Mike Torment. Time of match: 0:05:40 Taylor: And Mike Torment walks away with the win. Mike Torment leaves the ring and hops over the guardrail. Torment picks up a young boy in the front and places him on his father’s lap. Torment takes a seat. Taylor: Torment getting a front row seat for our next matchup. Skippy: You mean? Taylor: Yup...Torment will watch as Fella requested Fella's match against Shin Mebadazz. They lock up. Steve Fella goes for a screwdriver, but Shin Mebadazz counters it with a vertical suplex. Shin Mebadazz kicks Steve Fella. Shin Mebadazz is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Steve Fella chops Shin Mebadazz. The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. K8E trips Shin Mebadazz. Skippy: That sly K8E! Steve Fella whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. Shin Mebadazz hits Steve Fella with a shoulderblock. Shin Mebadazz uses a fisherman buster on Steve Fella. Shin Mebadazz is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Shin Mebadazz attempts to place Steve Fella on the turnbuckle, but Steve Fella blocks it. Shin Mebadazz takes Steve Fella down with an enzuilariato. Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd. Skippy: EW! Taylor: Shin showing his immense respect for the fans. Quite a few boos are audible. Shin Mebadazz whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. Steve Fella uses a spear on Shin Mebadazz. Steve Fella whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. K8E pulls down the top rope. Steve Fella goes through the ropes. The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella whips Shin Mebadazz into the guardrail. Steve Fella hits a kick to the midsection on Shin Mebadazz. Steve Fella hits Shin Mebadazz with a belly-to-belly suplex. Steve Fella executes a piledriver on Shin Mebadazz. Taylor: Fella hits a piledriver on the concrete! Steve Fella goes for a standing moonsault, but Shin Mebadazz counters it with a kneelift. They're brawling inside the ring area. Shin Mebadazz knocks Steve Fella into the ringsteps. Shin Mebadazz uses a legsweep on Steve Fella. Shin Mebadazz nails Steve Fella with a stomp. They're brawling inside the ring area. Shin Mebadazz whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. Shin Mebadazz uses a Yakuza kick on Steve Fella. Skippy: Its the first YAKUUUUZA kick tonight! Trance comes from behind and distracts Steve Fella. Shin Mebadazz sets up a table. Shin Mebadazz nails Steve Fella with a roundhouse kick. Shin Mebadazz is handed a road sign. Shin Mebadazz hits him with the road sign. Shin Mebadazz sets up Steve Fella on the table. Shin Mebadazz tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with a slingshot legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Taylor: Shin lands hard on the table. Steve Fella takes Shin Mebadazz down with a kick to the midsection. Steve Fella throws Shin Mebadazz back into the ring. Steve Fella kicks Shin Mebadazz. The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella kicks Shin Mebadazz. Steve Fella nails Shin Mebadazz with a brain buster. Taylor: The World Champion comes back with a brainbuster. A small "Steve Fella" chant is being started. Steve Fella hits Shin Mebadazz with a double underhook piledriver. Steve Fella whips Shin Mebadazz into the turnbuckle. Steve Fella charges into the corner. Steve Fella hits Shin Mebadazz with a screwdriver. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Steve Fella nails Shin Mebadazz with a backdrop driver. The crowd is cheering on Steve Fella. Steve Fella puts Shin Mebadazz in a dragon sleeper. Skippy: TAKER CARE OF BUSINESS! Taylor: What are you talking about? Shin Mebadazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Shin Mebadazz. Taylor: And Fella follows up with the Redemption! There are lots of chants for Steve Fella. Steve Fella goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with the Singapore Cane. Steve Fella catches Shin Mebadazz in a dragon sleeper. Shin Mebadazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Steve Fella raises his arms and shouts. There are lots of chants for Steve Fella. Steve Fella hits him with the Singapore Cane. Taylor: And now the Singapore Cane comes into play. Steve Fella whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. Shin Mebadazz hits Steve Fella with a kick. Shin Mebadazz goes for an octopus hold, but Steve Fella counters it with a hiptoss. Steve Fella is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Steve Fella attempts to place Shin Mebadazz on the turnbuckle, but Shin Mebadazz blocks it. Steve Fella takes Shin Mebadazz down with a brain buster. Steve Fella has the crowd going wild. Steve Fella is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Shin Mebadazz. Taylor: One more Redemption! Steve Fella has the crowd going wild. Steve Fella goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is behind Steve Fella all the way. The winner is Steve Fella. Time of match: 0:07:05 Taylor: And the World Champion chalks up another win towards his title shot at Ultra Slam! Mike Torment stands up. Mike Torment starts to applaud. Skippy: Torment giving Fella a standing ovation. Steve Fella leaves the ring and walks over to Mike Torment. Mike Torment is smiling and making the usual “the belt is mine” motion with his hands. Steve Fella punches Mike Torment in the head. Fella hops over the guardrail and tackles Mike Torment. Fella punches Mike Torment. Fella punches Mike Torment. Taylor: The Ultra Slam Main Event has erupted again tonight! The small boy stands up and nails Steve Fella in the back with his large foam finger. Steve Fella clutches his back and slowly gets to his feet. Skippy: The dreaded foam finger shot. Fella looks at the boy who is starting to cry. Fella grabs the foam hand from the boy. Mike Torment nails Fella from behind with a low blow. Torment grabs the foam hand. Torment smashes the hand over Fella’s head. Fella collapses to the floor. Torment reaches in the hand and pulls out a brick. Torment starts laughing. Taylor: That's sick. Torment ruffles the kids hair with a big smile. The kid starts to laugh. Taylor: This is sick. Torment had a kid in on this attack. That is just low. Torment throws Fella over the guardrail. Torment throws Fella into the ring. Torment lays Fella in the ring on his back. Torment places the brick into the front of Fella’s tights. Torment smiles and hits a massive stomp onto the brick. Fella regains consciousness and screams out in pain. Torment is hysterically laughing. Torment picks up Fella. Torment executes the Apocalypse on Steve Fella. Torment picks up Fella. Torment executes the Redemption on Steve Fella. Taylor: And Torment continues the assault with Fella's own finisher. Torment leaves the ring. Torment grabs the SFWL title. Torment looks at the title at smiles. Torment waves at the unconscious Steve Fella. Torment places the title neatly on the announcer’s table. Torment struts to the back with a huge grin on his face. Taylor: Torment has taken out the World Champion for the second card in a row! Who knows that Fella will think of for Extreme Saturday. Skippy: If his brain is even functioning. We know Fella's habits on Friday nights. Taylor: Things are rolling right along towards Ultra Slam! For myself and Skippy, this has been a SFWL Productions. We'll see you at Extreme Saturday! The SFWL Logo.