A small taxi arrives at the arena. Out step Jared Williams and Bryce Smith. They have the Tag Team Titles slung over their respective shoulders. They head into the arena. JARED W. - Okay, so we've got a match tonight, and I'm still smarting from Wednesday... BRYCE S. - Relax, we've got something else really quick to take care of first. They disappear into the arena. The SFWL Logo, spinning. "Watershed" by the Foo Fighters starts up. Steve Fella using the Jack-Ass Drop on Mike Torment. The Proffesional Exicuting the proffesional curtisy on Wayne Reid. Chris Steele exicuting the 24/7 from the top rope. Kent Mcknight struggling for the ropes in the No More Appologies. S Brian Bowers spitting blood at Chris Steele. Malik Johnson walking down a filthy allyway. Brad Hunter exicuting a brain buster through a table on Pedro. Wolf exicuting the Devastater on Kamikaze. F Dylan Pierce exicuting the Cardinal Sin on Bryce Smith. Sunder Ryan giving the sign for The Light on the top rope. Wayne Reid whipping Mike Torment into barbed wire. Freebird standing in front of a rebel flag. Charlie Yin-Yang exictuting the Schizophrenic Drop. W Mike Paine Exicuting the Fall From Grace on Kevin Cash. The Frat exicuting the Phi Beta Slamma. Shin Jun Rui. Mike Torment screaming in pain. L Steve Fella holding the Heavey Weight title. The SFWL Logo. Black. (The scene opens to a spinning view of the crowd in [] arena. F.T.J. Macky's voice cuts in after several seconds of spinning.) T.J.: Hello, hello, everybody, I'm F.T.J. Macky alongside the esteemed "Man at Arms"-Kid Ramon! Kid: I.C. Title on the line tonight. That's all I've got to say. T.J.: Well, I know we're all very excited to see Torment VS Torment tonight, but remember this, Kid. We've got Brad Hunter facing up against Jared Williams, to what ending I have NO idea. Kid: Hunter's always got SOMETHING happening to him, and Williams...Well, Williams took quite a beating on Wednesday at the hands of the Shin Jun Rui. T.J.: Can we expect to see more of them tonight, Kid? Kid: Are you kidding? We're probably going to see way too much of THEM tonight. T.J.: Eric Hayes and Tommy Johnson facing up against Kevin Cash and Charlie Yin-Yang in a... Kid: You mean Mr. Sane? T.J.: Sure, if that's what you want to call him. Kid: It's perfect sarcasm, FRANK. T.J.: Freebird against Wolf, and I think it's safe to say that Wolf is probably in for a beating this evening. Kid: After the bashing that he gave Freebird earlier this week, he derserves a good one. T.J.: Tag-Title's on the line as Williams is pulling double duty tonight. Kid: murderer's Row is a hard team to beat. Don't be surprised if they pull something off tonight. T.J.: Shin Mebadazz against Wayne Reid...Reid pulling double duty as well! He's got a tag team matchup with Bowers later against Saint Des and Wolf. Kid: Whew...Des really pulled a bad move on Wednesday. He's made enemies on ALL sides of the board. T.J.: Yeah, I've got a BAAAAAAD feeling about that match. Kid: Hey and don't forget about....! T.J.: I didn't forget about it! The Intercontinental Title on the line later tonight! That's going to be one HELL of a match! Kid: Hey, right now we've got a cruiserweight bout. T.J.: You're right, Kid. You're actually right. Kid: Damn right, I'm right. T.J.: Robespierre and Rich T. Boy don't like each other...To say the least. They're both out for the same thing: Sunder Ryan's head. Kid: Well, they won't get it tonight because Ryan is at home on his couch; probably watching the price is right on rental. T.J.: I don't know, Kid...Somehow I doubt a man like Ryan watches the Price is Right. And we don't know for sure whether Pierce is here or not, but you've got to wonder if he would bother to get into this match-up, since it might knock one of these competitors out of the race for the title shot. Kid: Pierce is not exactly that rational, sometimes. But I also don't think his feelings towards either of these men would perpetrate an attack: I think he just wants Ryan. T.J.: Well, they ALL want Ryan. They lock up. Kid: We're under way, baby. Robespierre goes for a back heel kick, but Rich T. Boy blocks it. Rich T. Boy hits Robespierre with a double-arm DDT. Rich T. Boy takes Robespierre down with an Asai leg lariat. T.J.: Robespierre with the miss, and now it's costing him. Rich T. Boy nails Robespierre with a double-arm DDT. Rich T. Boy whips Robespierre into the ropes, but Robespierre reverses it. Robespierre nails Rich T. Boy with a bodyslam. Robespierre is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kid: close call for my main man, Rich. T.J.: I think it'll take a little more then that to get him. Rich T. Boy nails Robespierre with the Tomahawk chop. Rich T. Boy throws Robespierre out of the ring. Rich T. Boy jumps onto him with a shooting star press. The crowd is going crazy. T.J.: Shooting Star Press to the outside! And the crowd loves it! Rich T. Boy hits a Japanese armdrag takedown on Robespierre. Rich T. Boy hits the Tomahawk chop on Robespierre. Rich T. Boy nails Robespierre with a belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd is going wild. Kid: Rich is dominating! Rich T. Boy whips Robespierre into the guardrail. Rich T. Boy uses flying headscissors on Robespierre. They're brawling outside the ring area. Rich T. Boy executes flying headscissors on Robespierre. Rich T. Boy grabs a chair. Rich T. Boy sets up the chair. Rich T. Boy executes a belly-to-belly suplex onto the chair on Robespierre. T.J.: My god, his back HAS to be killing him. Rich T. Boy reenters the ring. Robespierre follows him back in. Rich T. Boy hits a flying dropkick on Robespierre. The chants for Rich T. Boy are deafening. Rich T. Boy takes Robespierre down with a side suplex. The crowd is behind Rich T. Boy all the way. Kid: This match is over! Robespierre has no chance! No chance! Rich T. Boy hits Robespierre with a handspring into a Frankensteiner. Rich T. Boy whips Robespierre into the ropes. Robespierre hits Rich T. Boy with a kick. Robespierre is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: Again, it's just going to take a little more then that. Robespierre throws Rich T. Boy out of the ring. Robespierre goes through the ropes. Robespierre is handed brass knuckles. Robespierre hits him with the knuckles. The crowd is booing Robespierre. Kid: Look at this man. He's got to cheat to beat my Main Man. Robespierre uses a koppo kick on Rich T. Boy. Robespierre takes a swing at Rich T. Boy with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Rich T. Boy snatches the knuckles from him. The crowd goes nuts. Rich T. Boy hits him with the knuckles. The crowd is behind Rich T. Boy all the way. T.J.: Got him with the knuckles! Rich T. Boy knocks Robespierre into the ringsteps. Rich T. Boy whips Robespierre into the guardrail. Chastity Williams comes from behind and distracts Robespierre. Rich T. Boy whips Robespierre into the guardrail. Rich T. Boy knocks Robespierre into the ringsteps. Kid: Rich is really using the ring equipment tonight. T.J.: Well, they're good weapons, I suppose. Rich T. Boy whips Robespierre into the guardrail. Rich T. Boy knocks Robespierre into the ringpost. Suddenly, something round falls from above the ring. It pops when it hits ground. T.J.: Wait a minute! What the hell was that? Rich T. Boy backflips off the turnbuckle. The crowd is behind Rich T. Boy all the way. Rich T. Boy knocks Robespierre into the ringsteps. Rich T. Boy reenters the ring. Another round object falls from the platforms above. It lands it the ring and pops again. Kid: Those are balloons! T.J.: What? Balloons?! Who would be dropping balloons? The camera moves to find who is dropping balloons, but can't find them. Rich T. Boy turns to look at the popped balloon. Robespierre comes back into the ring. Suddenly, a large number of balloons start coming down from the plaforms. T.J.: What the hell is going on here?! What's in those balloons? Both competitors are looking around, very confused. Kid: Are they just water balloons? T.J.: I don't think it matters! Anything coming from that height would hurt very badly! The balloons keep coming down. Rich T. Boy and Robespierre try to go for cover. Rich T. Bot get hit with a balloon in the head. Kid: He's hit! My main man is hit! Robespierre see's the oppotunity. Robespierre executes the The Guillotine on Rich T. Boy. T.J.: He got him! He took him off guard, and got him! Rich T. Boy is valiantly trying to break the hold. The balloons have stopped falling. T.J.: what's going on here?! Rich T. Boy tries to escape the hold. Rich T. Boy is barely hanging in there. Earl Hebner asks Rich T. Boy if he should stop the fight. Rich T. Boy shakes his head. Kid: Come on, Rich! Earl Hebner tells Rich T. Boy to respond or he'll stop the fight. Rich T. Boy doesn't respond. Earl Hebner stops the fight after 26 seconds. A fan at ringside badmouths Robespierre. The winner is Robespierre. Time of match: 0:05:45 T.J.: What the hell just happened? Robespierre won the match, but under what kind of circumstances? The camera is still scanning the platform area of the arena. Several dark shapes can be seen running around up there. T.J.: Who are THOSE people?! The men are racing to a ladder. Kid: I don't know, but Robespierre won the match, damn it! Rich may not get a shot now at his own title! (cut to backstage.) Charlie Yin-yang, Cash Money Hoe, & Kevin Cash arrive. Charlie Yin-yang is in his usual gear. Cash Money Hoe is dressed in her usual. Kevin Cash is dressed in his wrestling gear, except wearing a baseball hat. They walk by a group of wrestlers, including Freebird. Freebird laughs. Freebird: Nice haircut Kevin..I should have done that a long time a go... Kevin Cash lowers his head and walks on by, slightly embarrased. (Cut back to arena) T.J.: Cash taking some mental abuse from Freebird. Kid: Cash is a strong man...He'll handle it. T.J.: Well, he's up next. He and "sane" Charlie Yin-Yang are in a tag team match. Kid: Yin-Yang is about the worst man I believe I've ever seen. T.J.: He is a little crazy, granted. Kid: He's got no motives. just destruction. They lock up. Erick Hayes executes a full nelson slam on Charlie Yin-yang. Erick Hayes is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Erick Hayes hits an inverted Swinging DDT on Charlie Yin-yang. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Erick Hayes hits a flying shoulderblock on Charlie Yin-yang. T.J.: Hayes really lighting up Yin-Yang thus far. Erick Hayes is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Erick Hayes runs into the ropes. Erick Hayes hits Charlie Yin-yang with a clothesline. Erick Hayes is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: Another kickout for Yin-Yang. I think maybe he'd better tag out right now. Erick Hayes whips Charlie Yin-yang into the ropes, but Charlie Yin-yang reverses it. Charlie Yin-yang hits Erick Hayes with a kick. Charlie Yin-yang gives him a backspin DDT, but Erick Hayes only stares at him. T.J: That move was ineffective. Erick Hayes acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Charlie Yin-yang uses a jumping DDT on Erick Hayes. Charlie Yin-yang is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Charlie Yin-yang leaves the ring. He returns with brass knuckles. Charlie Yin-yang hits him with the knuckles. Kid: Leave it to Yin-Yang to bring in the weapon. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Charlie Yin-yang. Earl Hebner throws the knuckles out of the ring. Charlie Yin-yang gives him a flying somersault splash, but Erick Hayes only stares at him. T.J.: Hayes is really taking some hits here. Yin-Yang can't budge him. Erick Hayes is starting to get more cheers than boos. Charlie Yin-yang tags out to Kevin Cash. Charlie Yin-yang nails Erick Hayes with a jumping DDT. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Charlie Yin-yang. Kevin Cash hits a flying somersault dropkick on Erick Hayes. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Charlie Yin-yang leaves the ring. Kevin Cash nails Erick Hayes with a standing moonsault. T.J.: cash showing some remarkable flexibility on that move. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Kevin Cash takes Erick Hayes down with a split legged moonsault. Kevin Cash is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Charlie Yin-yang enters the ring to make it two-on-one. T.J.: And here comes Yin-Yang. Kevin Cash and Charlie Yin-yang whip Erick Hayes into the ropes. Kevin Cash and Charlie Yin-yang hit Erick Hayes with a double back heel kick. Kevin Cash and Charlie Yin-yang whip Erick Hayes into the ropes. They hit Erick Hayes with a double kick to the midsection. Kid: Those moves are devastating. Charlie Yin-yang leaves the ring. Kevin Cash throws Erick Hayes out of the ring. Kevin Cash goes for a running over the post somersault plancha, but Erick Hayes moves out of the way. Erick Hayes knocks Kevin Cash into the ringsteps. Tommy Johnson comes over to make it two-on-one. Erick Hayes and Tommy Johnson hit Kevin Cash with a double low blow. Kid: Oh no! That is REALLY uncalled for! Erick Hayes is handed a keyboard. Erick Hayes hits him with the keyboard. They're brawling inside the ring area. Charlie Yin-yang comes over to make it two-on-one. Charlie Yin-yang gives him a springboard dropkick, but Erick Hayes doesn't even care. Kevin Cash grabs a chair. Kevin Cash takes a running start and springs off the chair. Kevin Cash goes for a Victory Roll, but Erick Hayes sits down on him, cradling his legs. T.J.: Hayes is really just playing defense out here. Kid: Well, it's not as if Cash and Yin-Yang can HURT him. Sexxy Hoe comes from behind and distracts Erick Hayes. Kevin Cash is handed the sack full of gold coins. Kevin Cash hits him with the sack full of gold coins. T.J.: Gold coins?! Who the hell brought THOSE in here?! Charlie Yin-yang comes over to make it two-on-one. Tommy Johnson comes over and lays out Charlie Yin-yang. Erick Hayes and Tommy Johnson hit Kevin Cash with a double low blow. Tommy Johnson comes over to make it two-on-one. Charlie Yin-yang comes over and lays out Tommy Johnson. Kevin Cash and Charlie Yin-yang hit Erick Hayes with a double back heel kick. Kevin Cash sets up the chair. Kevin Cash goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Erick Hayes blocks it. Erick Hayes goes for the Deadly Impact, but Kevin Cash blocks it. Erick Hayes goes for a spinning power bomb, but Kevin Cash counters it with an enzuilariato. Kid: A string of defense there, but Cash comes out on top. Kevin Cash is starting to get more cheers than boos. Charlie Yin-yang comes over to make it two-on-one. Kevin Cash and Charlie Yin-yang hit Erick Hayes with a double back heel kick. Tommy Johnson comes over, but gets cut off. Charlie Yin-yang goes for a back heel kick, but Erick Hayes blocks it. Tommy Johnson goes for an airplane spin, but Charlie Yin-yang counters it with a facerake. Charlie Yin-yang hits him with the sack full of gold coins. Kid: Now Yin-Yang using the coins as well. Charlie Yin-yang knocks Tommy Johnson into the ringsteps. Kevin Cash comes over to make it two-on-one. Charlie Yin-yang and Kevin Cash hit Tommy Johnson with a double back heel kick. Charlie Yin-yang hits Tommy Johnson with a ropeflip moonsault. Kevin Cash comes over to make it two-on-one. Kevin Cash hits a spinning DDT on Tommy Johnson. Charlie Yin-yang hits a shooting star press on Tommy Johnson. T.J.: Yin-Yang with a shooting star press? I never knew he was that athletic. Erick Hayes comes over and lays out Kevin Cash. Tommy Johnson whips Charlie Yin-yang into the guardrail. Tommy Johnson goes for a sidewalk slam, but Charlie Yin-yang counters it with a DDT. A portion of the crowd is cheering Charlie Yin-yang. Charlie Yin-yang hits flying headscissors on Tommy Johnson. Kevin Cash comes over to make it two-on-one. Charlie Yin-yang and Kevin Cash hit Tommy Johnson with a double back heel kick. Erick Hayes comes over and lays out Kevin Cash. T.J.: Hayes really took Cash out there. Erick Hayes acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Erick Hayes uses a Steinerline on Charlie Yin-yang. Tommy Johnson goes for an airplane spin, but Charlie Yin-yang counters it with a facerake. Charlie Yin-yang is handed television cable. Charlie Yin-yang hits him with the cable. Kid: What? Where are THESE weapons coming from? Cable? A portion of the crowd is cheering Charlie Yin-yang. Kevin Cash comes over to make it two-on-one. Kevin Cash uses a back heel kick on Tommy Johnson. Charlie Yin-yang goes for a backdrop driver, but Tommy Johnson counters it with a low blow. Erick Hayes comes over to make it two-on-one. Tommy Johnson and Erick Hayes hit Charlie Yin-yang with a double low blow. Kid: Oh my god...Yin-Yang will never be able to propogate! Erick Hayes nails Charlie Yin-yang with a Steinerline. Tommy Johnson goes for an airplane spin, but Charlie Yin-yang counters it with a facerake. Charlie Yin-yang whips Tommy Johnson into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Charlie Yin-yang hits a back heel kick on Tommy Johnson. Charlie Yin-yang knocks Tommy Johnson into the ringpost. Charlie Yin-yang whips Tommy Johnson into the guardrail. Kevin Cash comes over to make it two-on-one. T.J.: cash coming over to give some moral support. Kid: Or maybe he's just trying to get in on the action. Erick Hayes comes over and lays out Kevin Cash. Tommy Johnson goes for the Snake Bite, but Charlie Yin-yang blocks it. Tommy Johnson goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Charlie Yin-yang blocks it. Charlie Yin-yang whips Tommy Johnson into the guardrail. Kevin Cash comes over to make it two-on-one. Charlie Yin-yang and Kevin Cash hit Tommy Johnson with a double back heel kick. Charlie Yin-yang and Kevin Cash hit Tommy Johnson with a double back heel kick. Charlie Yin-yang and Kevin Cash hit Tommy Johnson with a double back heel kick. Kid: Three of those in a row will take anyone down. Charlie Yin-yang hits Tommy Johnson with a jumping DDT. Charlie Yin-yang reenters the ring. Tommy Johnson follows him back in. Charlie Yin-yang executes the Schizophrenic Drop on Tommy Johnson. T.J.: That's got to be all! Schizophrenic Drop calling for victory. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Charlie Yin-yang is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. The winners are Charlie Yin-yang and Kevin Cash. Time of match: 0:06:54 Kid: Yin-Yang and Cash with the win. T.J.: I'm a little surprised that Hunter didn't come out to congradulate them. Kid: What? Are you kidding? T.J.: Perfect sarcasm, Kid. Perfact sarcasm. Kid: Oh...Thanks...FRANK. T.J.: Well, Hunter IS in fact up next. He's up against Jared Williams, and since we all know that Yin-Yang and Cash are still in the building, I would remind Hunter to watch his back. They lock up. Bishop tries to interfere, but Jessica Martinsdale prevents him from doing so. Kid: Well, that was fast. Jared Williams takes Brad Hunter down with a roundhouse kick. Jared Williams is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Jared Williams executes the Swinging DDT on Brad Hunter. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jared Williams. Jared Williams goes for a roundhouse kick, but Brad Hunter blocks it. Brad Hunter executes a fallaway slam on Jared Williams. T.J.: Hunter with the slam. Jared Williams uses an inverted DDT on Brad Hunter. A portion of the crowd is booing Jared Williams. Jared Williams whips Brad Hunter into the ropes. Jared Williams uses a spear on Brad Hunter. Jared Williams executes a koppo kick on Brad Hunter. Jared Williams runs into the ropes. Jared Williams misses with an elbow. Brad Hunter executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Jared Williams. Kid: Williams has had several oppotunities to mount and offensive, but he keeps messing up just once. T.J.: Yeah, but once is usually enough in a match against a man like Hunter. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter poses. Brad Hunter is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Brad Hunter whips Jared Williams into the ropes, but Jared Williams reverses it. Jared Williams goes for a savate kick, but Brad Hunter ducks out of the way. Brad Hunter takes Jared Williams down with a double arm DDT. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brad Hunter. Kid: This audience having trouble with Hunter, and that's probably because Hunter doesn't like Yin-Yang...And some people, I don't know why, like him. T.J.: Well, if anything, he's entertaining. Brad Hunter hits Jared Williams with a Tombstone. Brad Hunter hits Jared Williams with a jack-knife power bomb. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kid: Almost had him. Brad Hunter takes Jared Williams down with a belly-to-back suplex. Brad Hunter runs into the ropes. Brad Hunter hits Jared Williams with a clothesline. Brad Hunter executes a jack-knife power bomb on Jared Williams. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: Almost got him again with the same move! T.J.: looks like Williams needs to watch for that. Brad Hunter catches Jared Williams in an abdominal stretch. Jared Williams tries to escape the hold. Jared Williams is inching his way towards the ropes. Jared Williams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Brad Hunter executes an enzuigiri to the face on Jared Williams. Brad Hunter poses. Brad Hunter is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Brad Hunter leaves the ring. Kid: He's not going after someone is, he? He returns with a chair. Kid: Whew... Brad Hunter sets up the chair. Brad Hunter uses a double underhook faceslam onto the chair on Jared Williams. T.J.: Wow! Williams may not be able to participate in his tag-match later! Brad Hunter takes Jared Williams down with a Tombstone. Brad Hunter hits Jared Williams with the torture rack drop. Kid: The drop! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kid: That's the third try! Brad Hunter hits Jared Williams with a piledriver. Brad Hunter places Jared Williams on the turnbuckle. Brad Hunter executes a top-rope power bomb on Jared Williams. The cheers for Brad Hunter are drowning out the boos. Brad Hunter executes the Ride of A Lifetime on Jared Williams. Kid: Oh, that's GOT to be it! Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... t.J.: Wow, Williams Barely saved himself there! Brad Hunter sets up the chair. Brad Hunter hits the torture rack drop onto the chair on Jared Williams. Kid: I think you may've been right, brother. Williams may not be able to fight! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Brad Hunter. Tim White removes the chair from the ring. Brad Hunter goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Jared Williams counters it with a punch. Brad Hunter nails Jared Williams with a belly-to-belly suplex. T.J.: Williams just can't get into this, Kid. Brad Hunter executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Jared Williams. Brad Hunter is going for the pin. Kid: another try... Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kid: Williams just keeps kicking out! Brad Hunter is looking very angry. Brad Hunter executes the Ride of A Lifetime on Jared Williams. T.J.: I don't think he'll get up this time! Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Brad Hunter. The winner is Brad Hunter. Time of match: 0:04:24 Kid: Hunter got him! But...Where's Yin-Yang? T.J.: I don't know...It looks like maybe Hunter finally scared the man off? Kid: somehow, I doubt that... The lights in the arena go out. Red, white and blue pyro bursts from the entranceway as Beethoven's ninth symphony begins to play. T.J.: He's here! It's Torment! Kid: Which ONE?! The crowd gets on it's feet and starts a tremendous "Torment" chant. Mike Torment and Heather emerge on the entrance way. T.J.: THAT ONE! The crowd goes completely and utterly apeshit. Mike Torment and Heather walk to the ring. Kid: I guess he wants to say a few words. Torment: So, it all begins tonight. One on one Mike Torment vs. Michael Torment. Brother or not, there is only so much that I can take. Whether he wants to be Michael Torment or the Professional, it doesn't matter. The simple fact is, I AM Mike Toment. The crowd starts to chant "Torment". T.J.: These fans just love him! Torment: I am the leader of the SFWL. The Pro goes from being my right hand man, my follower to being Bowers follower. You want to be an individual. You want to be a force. How exactly are you doing that, being everybody's lackey before you retire? The crowd goes nuts again. Kid: Yeah, and they really hate him. Torment: You're still the same man as you were before. You're the same man I've beaten on many occasions. You're still the man I successfully defended my title against. The only difference is now you're my brother and have some jealous determination in you. All the determination in the world is not going to help you. (A SFWL official comes running to the ring carrying a telegram) T.J.: Who's that...? Torment: Spring Thing...tonight...anywhere you want... can I help you? (The messenger hands the telgram to Mike Torment. Torment reads the telegram, gets a look of pure horror on his face, drops the mic, grabs Heather and they run off to the back) Kid: What the hell? What was that? The crowd doesn't know what to think. T.J.: Torment, why was he so terrified? did you see his face? Kid: Yeah, I saw his face, FRANK. He didn't look too well, either. T.J.: He lost all of his color. Kid: We need to move on, brother. The show's going on, and that's it. We'll just have to wait and see. T.J.: You're right, Kid. You're truly right... Kid: Brother, I know. Freebird and Wolf are about to go, too. T.J.: I gotta tell you, Freebird looks surpsingly alright considering what happened to him earlier this week. Kid: No doubt. he's got a few bandages, granted...I guess he's just got some good recovery skills. They lock up. Wolf whips Freebird into the ropes, but Freebird reverses it. Wolf hits Freebird with a kick. Wolf spits on his opponent. Quite a few boos are audible. Kid: Everytime I see that, I get a little more sick inside. Wolf hits Freebird with a double arm DDT. Quite a few boos are audible. Wolf is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Wolf spits on his opponent. Wolf is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Wolf nails Freebird with a low blow. T.J.: Wolf definately likes to fight dirty. Wolf punches Freebird. Quite a few boos are audible. Wolf kicks Freebird. Wolf is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Wolf takes Freebird down with a superkick. Wolf takes Freebird down with a double arm DDT. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Kid: Come one, this man is a proffesional, for god's sake! T.J.: They're entitled to their opinions, Kid. Wolf catches Freebird in a scorpion deathlock. Freebird tries to escape the hold. Wolf lets go after 14 seconds. Wolf hits Freebird with a superkick. A fan at ringside badmouths Wolf. Wolf gets a scorpion deathlock on Freebird. Freebird is struggling to reach the ropes. Freebird tries to escape the hold. Freebird reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Wolf goes for rolling clothesline, but Freebird ducks out of the way. Freebird leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Freebird sets up the chair. Freebird takes Wolf down with a cobra clutch suplex onto the chair. T.J.: Freebird coming back, now. And good timing, too. Freebird is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kid: Close call... Kevin Williams comes to ringside. T.J.: Hey, it's Kevin Williams! Freebird goes for a pumphandle slam, but Wolf blocks it. Wolf whips Freebird into the ropes. Wolf hits Freebird with a clothesline. Wolf is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kid: Freebird almost out that time! T.J.: Yeah, but what's Williams doing here? Wolf throws Freebird out of the ring. Wolf goes through the ropes. Wolf executes a jack-knife power bomb on Freebird. Wolf throws Freebird back into the ring. Wolf spits on his opponent. Kid: I don't know...he doesn't seem to be doing much of anything... Wolf is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Wolf catches Freebird in a figure-four leglock. Freebird tries to fight the pain. Wolf lets go after 23 seconds. Wolf executes the Devastator on Freebird. T.J.: Devastator! Freebird is done, he's got to be! Numerous fans are using Wolf for target practice. Wolf goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kid: He got into the ropes! Wolf takes Freebird down with a DDT. Wolf executes a flying senton on Freebird. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: ANOTHER close call for the bird. Kid: He looks like that beating took more of a tole then at first appearance. Wolf whips Freebird into the ropes, but Freebird reverses it. Wolf misses with a clothesline. Freebird misses with a shoulderblock. Freebird hits Wolf with a shoulderblock. Freebird goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Wolf counters it with a punch. In turn, Freebird counters it with a roundhouse right. T.j.: Strong Punch. He may have a chance... Freebird whips Wolf into the turnbuckle. Freebird charges in with a splash, but Wolf lifts his leg. Wolf nails Freebird with a low blow. Kid: Freebird keeps trying, but he just can't get a hold on it. He's just one step behind... Wolf runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Wolf goes for an inverted DDT, but Freebird blocks it. Freebird sets up the chair. Freebird takes Wolf down with a Samoan Drop onto the chair. T.J.: Are you sure, Kid? That looked pretty good to me! Freebird goes for an inverted power bomb, but Wolf blocks it. Wolf goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Freebird counters it with an elbowsmash. Freebird goes for a brain buster, but Wolf counters it with a vertical suplex. Kid: These men are both great defensive fighters. Wolf hits Freebird with a low blow. Wolf executes the Devastator on Freebird. Wolf goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: Freebird has got amazing heart! Wolf whips Freebird into the ropes. Wolf executes a backbreaker on Freebird. Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring. Wolf executes the Devastator on Freebird. T.J.: But it may not be enough for THAT! Numerous fans are using Wolf for target practice. Wolf goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The winner is Wolf. Time of match: 0:05:40 Kid: It certainly wasn't enough.... T.J.: Wolf got him in a well deserved victory. Kid: Remember though...He DID fight a man who he beat last week. T.J.: True...Maybe it wasn't so well deserved. Cut to Mike Torment's dressing room... Heather: I can't believe this is happening again. Torment: Come on, let's go, we have to get to the airport. Torment and Heather start to leave but are met at the door my Commishioner Adam Greenberg. Greenberg: Where do you think you're going? Torment: Get out of my way man, I have to leave. Greenberg: Sorry Mike, but you have a contractual obligation to face Michael Torment tonight-you can't go anywhere. Torment: My father just died from a massive stroke you heartless bastard, I'm going home. Greenberg: I'm really sorry Mike but I don't have the power to cancel this match, we need you to go on. Torment: You son of a... Heather: Mike, calm down. You're in no condition to drive now. Listen, the plane won't be ready for a while anyway. I'll go to the airport and make sure everything is set and the limo can take you there after the card. Wrestling always seemed to take your mind off things anyway. I know this is tough sweetie but remember this is Pro's father also, he'll be shaken up. Just go out there and do what you do best. Then we'll get back to NY. Just go sit and calm down and I'll meet you at the airport. Torment: Ok... I'll meet you there after the show. I'm gonna go sit down. I love you sweety. Heather: I love you too Mike. (Heather gives Mike a kiss and then leaves) Mike Torment sits down on a bench and puts his hands in face in his hands. (Cut back to ringside) T.J.: I don't think I can talk about this, Kid... Kid: I know, brother. It's a tough subject. T.J.: I'd like to send my wishes to Torment...Both Torments. This is terrible news no matter what. Kid: I'm with you on that. T.J.: Well...Let's just... "Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson begins to blast. The crowd jumps to feet in unanimous cheers. Brad Hunter walks out with his infamous mirror in his hand. He combs his hair brushing the sides of it. He looks up and smiles. His teeth shine. the fans are chanting Hunter, Hunter, Hunter... He makes his way into the ring, and is handed a microphone. T.J.: Hunter apparently not done for the evening. Hunter: Yes... I am still the most Irresistible One in professional wrestling.... but you know... People are begining to love me... more and more... Now I come out here tonight victorious in finally ridding the SFWL of Kevin Cash's...Hair. Kid: thank god for that. the crowd cheers. Hunter: I even wrote a little speech to fit this occasions. Brad Hunter pulls out the piece of paper. T.J.: A speech? For the loss of Cash's hair? Hunter: On Wednesday Unleashed...April 3, 2002, We saw the absense of one of the SFWL's most infamous wrestlers... Kevin Cash's hair. It has gone onto another world, a better world. I shaved a Huge H into his hair. Rest in Peace...THE END! Kid: That was beautiful. T.J.: What? Where does that word fit the profile for that speech? Hunter: Before I say anythign else... Charlie Yin-yang.. I really hated to bash your head into the car window... Hunter supresses a laugh. Hunter: but you had it coming... Paybacks are a Bitch!!! Kid: I think that probably Yin-Yang deserved all he got. "Kill Me Heal Me" by Skillet plays. The crowd boos unanimously. Charlie Yin-yang, Cash Money Hoe, and Kevin Cash walks out onto the entrance ramp. Kevin Cash has a microphone. The crowd is laughing at Cash. T.j.: The crowd seems to think Cash deserves to be ridiculed. Cash: Not one single thing is funny... Brad, I created you, and I can destroy you... Brad Hunter has his arms folded across his chest and is laughing. Cash: Brad...JUST SHUT UP! Your payback is coming... Hunter: Kevin... Why don't ya take your hat off so the crowd can get an even better laugh. Kid: HA! He's really asking for it! The crowd cheers. Cash: Hell No!!!... My man right here, Charlie Yin-yang... In his match at Srping Thing... Chuck needs a perfect referee and seeing as how I hate your guts... I aproached SFWL Officials... and they have made me the special referee for this match. The crowd gives a mixed reaction. T.J.: Huh? How did that happen? Hunter: What?... Yo-You can't do that... I hold all the cards... Cash: I can, and I did.. Hunter is very pissed. Kid: This is bad for Hunter. Cash: Also a little something to add to this... After the PPV, your ass is mine... until then however, you can't touch either me or Charlie Yin-yang. You can not even pop your head out of the entrance curtain if we're wrestling. Kevin Cash is calling the game now... You said Paybacks are a bitch... Well the same goes for you... t.J.: Cash and Yin-Yang taking control now! Charlie Yin-yang takes the mic. The crowd boo's. Yin-yang's AE: Hunter, I'm afraid you're gonna have one lousy summer because after I'm through with you, you won't be able to sit up. Yin-yang starts laughing and beating himself in the head. Yin-yang's AE: THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!!! THE PAIN, HUNTER!!!!! THE PAIN IS GOING TO BE RIDICOUSLY SEVERE!!!!! I WANT YOU TO EXPERIENCE EVERY LAST BIT OF IT!!!!!!!!! BOOONNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Kill Me Heal Me" by Skillet starts to play again as Yin-yang, Kevin Cash, and Cash Money Hoe leave the arena. Brad Hunter just looks on with a pissed look in his face. t.J.: Hunter's loosing control, and he doesn't seem to like it very much! Kid: Would you? T.J.: well, I've never really had utter control... Kid: never? T.j.: Hey, look...Is this conersation relevant, anyway? let's move on! Kid: Yeah, I guess we do have quite a match-up here... T.J.: Shin Mebadazz and Wayne Reid are going at it. Kid: These two men have met before. T.J.: And I think this will shape up to be a very good match...To say the least. "Disposable Teens" by Marilyn Manson begins to blair out over the Pa. The crowd begins to cheer as Sabre steps out from the back. He is wearing a pair of jeans, and a black "Sabre: Edge of Excellence" T-shirt, a denim vest and his signature shades. He has the Extreme Title slung over his shoulder. He stops at the top of the ramp and grins at the crowd before starting down toward the ring. T.J.: Hey, what's he doing here! Kid: I don't know...Pickin' a fight? He walks around the ring and to the announce table. Sabre bends down and picks up a third headset and has a seat beside the other commentators. Kid: Hey, get out of here! Sabre looks at Kid, and then away Sabre: Hello fans at home...welcome to the Extremely Sabre show! T.J.: Uhhh...Hello champ...out here to try and keep the peace? Sabre: You might call it that...Murder's row have been sticking there nose where it doesn't belong way too much for my taste. Shin's going to have to fight this one on his own...and beat Reid fairly...if he wants a shot at the Extreme Title. T.J.: Why should he have to do that...It's not extreme to beat three men? Sabre (laughing): Really?! I always thought that Extreme meant dedication, hard work, and showing you have the guts and strength to maintain a long lasting career here in the SFWL.If your idea of Extreme is triple-teaming you should quit the wrestling business and go commentate on some hardcore porno's or something. (Sarcastically & Joking) Oh wow Johnnie, here it comes...he's got her set up for the Blah-dupe!! There's no way she's getting out of that one! (Laughs.) Kid: That's funny, brother. I like your style. T.J.: I disagree. Sabre: Well, nobody asked you. They lock up. Shin Mebadazz takes Wayne Reid down with a Yakuza kick. Shin Mebadazz is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: Too quick, right champ? Sabre: Good Lord! These fans love me...don't they? T.J.: What? They weren't cheering for you. Sabre: Yes they were. Kid: Yeah they were, FRANK. Shin Mebadazz hits Wayne Reid with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head. A portion of the crowd is booing Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz takes Wayne Reid down with Turbo Hell Drop. Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd. T.J.: That's never going to get anyone liked. Sabre: You know, with a name like Mebadazz...you have to have a very small package. Just to make yourself feel better. T.J.: wait a minute! How is THAT relevant to ANY of this? Kid: Why are you offended, FRANK? Maybe you're just in the same league. Sabre: Oh, I'm SURE he has a small package. T.J.: HEY! Stop that, you! Shin Mebadazz is starting to get more boo's the cheers. Shin Mebadazz nails Wayne Reid with a flying double foot stomp. Shin Mebadazz uses a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz kicks Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz punches Wayne Reid. Sabre: Reid's looking a littleoverweight. Maybe he should on a diet...I could set him up with probably the worlds best...personal trainer. Shin Mebadazz executes a legsweep on Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd. Shin Mebadazz takes Wayne Reid down with an enzuigiri to the face. Shin Mebadazz whips Wayne Reid into the turnbuckle. Shin Mebadazz uses a kick to the head on Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz nails Wayne Reid with a kick to the thigh. t.J.: Mebadazz is really tearing into Reid. Shin Mebadazz whips Wayne Reid into the turnbuckle, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Wayne Reid runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Shin Mebadazz moves out of the way. Sabre: Ohhh...that had to hurt. Kid: I agree. T.J.: Geez, would you stop sucking up?! Kid: What do you mean? Shin Mebadazz punches Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz is starting to get more cheers than boos. Wayne Reid punches Shin Mebadazz. Wayne Reid kicks Shin Mebadazz. A portion of the crowd is booing Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz kicks Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz kicks Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid punches Shin Mebadazz. A portion of the crowd is cheering Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid hits him with the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. T.J.: Wow! that bat pierces the skin! Sabre: You know...Trance keeps looking at me funny...you guys think she maybe has a crush or something? Kid: Are you kidding? What women wouldn't? T.J.: My wife. Kid: Yeah, but nobody said she mattered very much. T.J.: Hey, my wife happens to be a very beautiful women! Sabre: Seriously? Maybe she ought to come to me for some REAL action, then. Wayne Reid goes for a kick to the midsection, but Shin Mebadazz blocks it. T.J.: That's disgusting! I'd appreciate it very much if you left! Sabre: Psh...Right. Shin Mebadazz whips Wayne Reid into the barbed wire. Shin Mebadazz catches Wayne Reid in the cross-faced chicken wing. Wayne Reid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Shin Mebadazz chops Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz chops Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Wayne Reid chops Shin Mebadazz. A portion of the crowd is booing Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz kicks Wayne Reid. Kid: I've got to say...I feel a little uncomfortable now. T.J.: Yeah, so am I... Shin Mebadazz is starting to get more cheers than boos. Shin Mebadazz kicks Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz hits Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Wayne Reid hits Shin Mebadazz. A portion of the crowd is cheering Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid punches Shin Mebadazz. Sabre: I'm sorry, I don't think that either one of these guys has what it takes to beat the Excellent Extreme Champion! Kid: No doubt, brother! A portion of the crowd is cheering Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid goes for a bodyslam, but Shin Mebadazz counters it with an elbowsmash. Shin Mebadazz puts Wayne Reid in the cross-faced chicken wing. Wayne Reid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Shin Mebadazz hits the Thunder Fire Powerbomb on Wayne Reid. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: Close call... Shin Mebadazz complains about a slow count. Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd. Shin Mebadazz seemingly enjoys the boos. Shin Mebadazz hits Turbo Hell Drop on Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz seemingly enjoys the boos. Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd. Shin Mebadazz seemingly enjoys the boos. Shin Mebadazz nails Wayne Reid with a chop. Shin Mebadazz goes for the Thunder Fire Powerbomb, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid executes a bodyslam on Shin Mebadazz. Wayne Reid hits Shin Mebadazz with the Northern Exposure. Kid: This could be it, Sabre! Sabre: Doesn't matter who wins this match, I'm walking out of Spring Thing with the gold...because I am just to damn...well....excellent. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... T.J.: Almost.... Wayne Reid hits Shin Mebadazz with a punch to the midsection. Wayne Reid locks Shin Mebadazz in a side headlock. Shin Mebadazz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Shin Mebadazz is struggling to reach the ropes. Shin Mebadazz is inching his way towards the ropes. Shin Mebadazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Wayne Reid whips Shin Mebadazz into the barbed wire. Kid: Barbed wire is sharp, no doubt about that. Shin Mebadazz executes the Thunder Fire Powerbomb on Wayne Reid. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: ANOTHER CLOSE... Sabre: Damn man, stop pointing out the obvious already. Shin Mebadazz whips Wayne Reid into the barbed wire, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Wayne Reid hits a series of punches on Shin Mebadazz. Wayne Reid whips Shin Mebadazz into the turnbuckle. Wayne Reid hits Shin Mebadazz with a series of punches. Wayne Reid goes for a sitdown splash, but Shin Mebadazz gets his knees up. Sabre: How much does Reid weigh anyway? 3, 4 thousand? t.J.: I certainly don't think it's that much! Kid: I don't know...He's pretty big... Shin Mebadazz uses a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Wayne Reid. The cheers for Shin Mebadazz are drowning out the boos. Shin Mebadazz takes Wayne Reid down with a kick to the head. Shin Mebadazz hits an eye gouge on Wayne Reid. Shin Mebadazz gives him a piledriver, but Wayne Reid only stares at him. Wayne Reid punches Shin Mebadazz. Wayne Reid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Shin Mebadazz chops Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid kicks Shin Mebadazz. Wayne Reid seemingly enjoys the boos. t.J: Reid's got a strange personality disorder here. Shin Mebadazz punches Wayne Reid. The cheers for Shin Mebadazz are drowning out the boos. Wayne Reid kicks Shin Mebadazz. Wayne Reid hits Shin Mebadazz. Wayne Reid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Wayne Reid whips Shin Mebadazz into the barbed wire. Wayne Reid takes Shin Mebadazz down with a kick to the midsection. Wayne Reid executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Shin Mebadazz. Wayne Reid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Wayne Reid chokes him with the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. Kid: That might just cut the mans throat open! Wayne Reid uses a backbreaker on Shin Mebadazz. Wayne Reid chokes him with the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. Wayne Reid has the barbed wire baseball bat Wayne Reid hits Shin Mebadazz with the barbed wire baseball bat Wayne Reid hits Shin Mebadazz with the barbed wire baseball bat Shin Mebadazz is bleeding like a faucet T.J.: Mebadazz taking a real beating out here! Wayne Reid takes Shin Mebadazz down with a barbed wire baseball bat assisted Russian Leg sweep Shin Mebadazz isn't moving Trance rushes over to Sabre Sabre: What the hell do you want? Trance spits green mist in Sabre's eyes Sabre is blinded Sabre: Aaarrraahhh!! Kid: What the hell...? Trance grabs the Extreme Title and takes off through the crowd with the Sabre rubs his eyes. Sabre: That damned...fuck...this shit stinks...where the fuck did she go!? Sabre throws off his headset, bouncing it on the table. Sabre takes off through the crowd in pursuit of Trance. t.J.: I can't try to explain what just happened, but I'm very happy it did! Kid: Why?! The champ got sprayed with...What IS that? Wayne Reid is grinding the Barbed Wire bat into Shin Mebadazz's head Shin Mebadazz is screaming in agony Wayne Reid takes Shin Mebadazz down with a belly to belly suplex T.J.: This is terrible! Wayne Reid gives the sign for the Tenta Special Wayne Reid executes the Tenta Special on Shin Mebadazz The Great Jado runs down the ramp, carrying a fluorescent light tube Wayne Reid sees him coming Kid: Reid knew this was coming! Wayne Reid yells something at The Great Jado Shin Mebadazz is beginning to stir Wayne Reid makes a "just bring it" gesture at The Great Jado Shin Mebadazz takes Wayne Reid down with a thrust kick to the back of the head The Great Jado tosses the light tube to Shin Mebadazz T.J.: Awww, that's cheap! I don't care if Reid is a bastard! Shin Mebadazz breaks the light tube over Wayne Reid's head The Great Jado springboards up to the top turnbuckle and jumps onto Wayne Reid with a moonsault double-stomp The crowd is booing loudly Shin Mebadazz picks up Wayne Reid The Great Jado holds out the barbed wire baseball bat Shin Mebadazz executes the Dark Morning Driver on Wayne Reid through the barbed wire bat Kid: Oh my god! That's uncalled for! I don't care! Shin Mebadazz goes for the pin Earl Hebner counts: 1 . . . 2. . . . 3 The winner of the match is Shin Mebadazz. Time of match: 0:08:47 T.J.: Oh come on! there's no way you can call that a win! Shin Mebadazz and The Great Jado raise their arms in the middle of the ring Shin Mebadazz and The Great Jado hurry out of the ring and sprint to the back Cut to Michael Torment’s dressing room, where he is running on a treadmill... An SFWL official rushes in. Michael Torment: Get out of here! Official: Yes but you need to… Michael Torment: GET OUT! Official: You should know... Michael Torment gets off the treadmill and physically removes the man from the room. Michael Torment: The only thing I need to know is that Mike Torment is a dead man tonight. An absolute dead man. (CUT BACK TO RING) t.J.: Michael Torment doesn't know yet?! Oh no...This is looking very bad... Kid: It got bad the minute that Michael Torment revealed himself, FRANK. T.J.: Ok, granted...But it's getting worse! "What's My Age Again?" by Blink 182 plays as the SFWL Tat Team Champions, the Frat, make their way to the ring for their Title defense. Jared Williams has the "Pledge to Phi Beta Slamma" shirt on with black tights, while Bryce Smith is looking relaxed in a pair of khaki shorts and a blue Polo sweater vest. They make their way to the ring as the crowd unanimously cheers. They both climb into the ring and hand their Titles to the referee. Bryce is handed a microphone, which he quickly passes to Jared. Kid: The Frat out to have a word before they defend their titles. JARED W. - We seem to be EXTREME-ly popular lately, as there seems to be many people with their ears to the ground hoping they'll catch us coming and stampeding our way into SFWL lore. So we'll make this short and sweet. Shin Jun Rui... fuck them. Crowd Boos. T.J.: Shin Jun Rui very unpopular amongst the crowds. JARED W. - "Extreme Machine... has been. Fuck him, too." Crowd has a mixed reaction. Kid: Hey, the machine isn't a has-been! T.J.: We don't even know who the Machine is. JARED W. - We're the champions, deal with it, people. Onslaught couldn't hang with us, they still can't. We stepped into the BIGGEST stage the SFWL has to offer and convincingly defeated them in the ring. NO HELP FROM Chris, Rich, Jay, Kevin, Elle, Jessica, the 82nd Platoon, King Kong, Elvis Presley, the State Highway Patrol... none of that. Now we've got Murderers' Row tonight, but a target ever so fresh in our minds... Malik Johnson." Crowd boos at the mention of Johnson. Kid: Johnson very unpopular as well. JARED W. - You've got Jessica, you little prick. This isn't about wrestling anymore, that is one of our good friends, our manager, you just can't run off with her and hide her and then decide to show your face when you want to... Jay cares about her, he's been going insane lately. I don't like the fact that she's not around either. But I've got a challenge for you, Malik... Wednesday. You and I, one on one... if you can handle it." Crowd pops. Jared hands the mic to Bryce. T.J.: Looks like maybe Malik and Williams are going to square off! Kid: Williams has been a busy wrestler lately. I'm a little afraid for his health, really. BRYCE S. - "So let this be a warning to everyone else: we've got our sights set on two things. Defending our titles, but more importantly than that, protecting the ones we love. Jess... we'll find you, we'll drag it out of Malik, and we'll get you home. Anone else decides to get in our way, well... you'll be fitting for a bruisin'... Or crusin' for a beating... wait, that doesn't sound right..." Kid: That's because it isn't! Jared puts his hands in his face in shame. They drop their mics and prepare for the match. T.j.: Well, a colorful message from out tag-team champions, but a serious issue. I think they know that. Kid: Murderers Row are gaining head-way as one of the least liked teams in the SFWL. t.J.: Beating on Sabre...Reid...I don't know... They lock up. Kris Blasphemy takes Jared Williams down with a German suplex. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: Almost new champions! Kris Blasphemy whips Jared Williams into the ropes. Jared Williams hits Kris Blasphemy with a shoulderblock. Kris Blasphemy sits up. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kris Blasphemy. T.J.: Blasphemy...A strange character. Jared Williams executes a gutwrench suplex on Kris Blasphemy. Tim White counts: One, shoulder up. Kris Blasphemy sits up. Jared Williams whips Kris Blasphemy into the turnbuckle. Jared Williams runs shoulder-first into the corner. Jared Williams leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Jared Williams sets up the chair. Jared Williams hits the Swinging DDT onto the chair on Kris Blasphemy. Kid: Wow! I wish I would have though of THAT move! A portion of the crowd is cheering Jared Williams. Jared Williams hits a back heel kick on Kris Blasphemy. Bryce Smith enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jared Williams and Bryce Smith whip Kris Blasphemy into the ropes. They hit Kris Blasphemy with a double backdrop. T.J.: Did you see that? Kid: Of course I saw that, FRANK. Bryce Smith leaves the ring. Jared Williams whips Kris Blasphemy into the ropes. Kris Blasphemy misses with a clothesline. Jared Williams goes for an inverted DDT, but Kris Blasphemy blocks it. The Great Jado enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Great Jado hits a clothesline on Jared Williams. Kris Blasphemy gets a choke sleeper on Jared Williams. Kris Blasphemy lets go after 13 seconds. The Great Jado leaves the ring. T.J.: Jado helping Blasphemy get back into this match-up. Kris Blasphemy gets a boot choke on Jared Williams. Jared Williams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kris Blasphemy tags out to The Great Jado. Bryce Smith enters the ring and lays out Kris Blasphemy. Kid: Blasphemy never getting a chance to leave! The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Bryce Smith. Bryce Smith leaves the ring. The Great Jado attempts to place Jared Williams on the turnbuckle, but Jared Williams blocks it. The Great Jado takes Jared Williams down with a Death Valley Driver. T.J.: Useful move. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Great Jado. The Great Jado nails Jared Williams with the Tumbleweed. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Great Jado. The Great Jado hits Jared Williams with 450 Splash. Kid: Wow! This man has great ability, brother. T.J.: I'll agree with that, Kid. The Great Jado is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. The Great Jado hits Jared Williams with a dropkick to the face. The Great Jado makes the sign of the cross backwards. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Great Jado. The Great Jado hits Jared Williams with a brain buster. The Great Jado makes the sign of the cross backwards. Kid: Hm...I'm not sure about the religious implications invloved in THAT one. T.J.: I guess it doesn't bother me...Let him do it, if he thinks it fun. The Great Jado is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. The Great Jado goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Jared Williams counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. A portion of the crowd is booing Jared Williams. Jared Williams puts the boots on Kris Blasphemy. Kris Blasphemy tries to get up, but Jared Williams executes a senton splash. T.J.: Incredible maneuver by Williams. Kid: The Tag Champs are enjoyable tonight, no doubt. Can't take anything away from them. Malik Johnson makes his way to the ring amidst heavy boos. T.J.: Oh no! What's HE doing!? Malik Johnson runs into the ring. Malik Johnson gets a steel chain from his pocket. (OOC: God, I thought it said he pulled a Malik Johnson hits Kris Blasphemy with the steel chain. a chair out of his pocket. Malik Johnson knocks him out cold. That would be quite a feet.) Kris Blasphemy rolls out of the ring. Kid: And Johnson has just attacked Kris Blasphemy. T.J.: He can't be helping the Frat, can he? Malik Johnson hits Jado with a running dropkick. Jado falls off the apron. Tim White calls for the bell. This match is declared a no-contest. Time: 0:04:12 Malik Johnson stands and looks at Bryce and Jared. Malik calls for a mic. T.j.: Whoa...I think they'd better be careful... The Frat look on, gaurded. MALIK J. - "Well, tag team champs... congratulations. You now know what it's like to be me at my height. But you think that I'm done, but you are far from right. It's not about wins or losses anymore, it's about retribution. When I took over the Vindicator moniker last year in my first return, I was hell bent on revenge on the Professional for costing us our titles last year. I was mad At the SFWL for questioning my talent every step of the way. Mad At the members at the top, god knows I was ready to join those ranks. But like some inner society, I was kept out. But this is a different battle, my friends. It's now people whom I trusted having stabbed me in the back. Not enemies, not rivals, but someone I considered my brother. And then he runs back to Chris Steele and the Future... You HEAR ME, JAY!?!?!" T.J. : He's obviously calling out Jayson Carter. Kid: Gee... ya think? MALIK J. - "So yes, I have Miss Martinsdale. Part revenge... and part fun. You should hear her squeal in pain, you should be there when I torture her for what Jay did to me... he betrayed me, he gave up on something legendary... and damn near ruined my career in the process. Now, he will pay. In her form, in her own form..." JARED W. - (Interrupting) "You know, I am just about sick of your whining, I can't drop the shit attitude when it comes to this shit. It's a business, poncho, deal with it. Jayson Carter made the right decision, he saw you for the nothing you are, for the talentless jackass we've all seen in you." MALIK J. - "Big words from a small man." JARED W. - "Believe me, I've got more to back it up." Kid: This is really starting to get out of hand... MALIK J. - (Malik gestures for him to attack.) "Well, then... come on." Bryce Smith comes climbing into the ring. Jared Williams waves him off. T.J.: Williams wants him one on one! JARED W. - "I can handle this punk myself..." Jared Williams and Malik Johnson stands face to face. The crowd gasps in anticipation. Malik Johnson hits Jared Williams with a right hand. Jared Williams hits Malik Johnson with a counterpunch left. Kid: It's on! Jared Williams kicks Malik Johnson. Jared Williams executes a DDT on Malik Johnson. T.J.: We've got an impromptu match right here. Jared Williams vs. Malik Johnson. And to think, no PPV rights... Kid: Will you be quiet? Jared Williams whips Malik Johnson into the turnbuckle, but Malik Johnson reverses it. Malik Johnson runs at Jared Williams and executes a elbowsmash. Jared Williams shakes it off. Jared Williams hits Malik Johnson with a enzuigiri. Jared Williams is punching Malik Johnson's face in. T.J.: Williams is going ballistic. He wants the safe return of Jessica Martinsdale. Kid: I don't blame him...I mean, look at her... JARED W. - (Yelling) "WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?!?!" Malik Johnson, blood down his face, smiles through it. He points at the BinstockTron. There is a picture of Jessica Martinsdale, tied to a stake. Fire blazes all around her. MALIK J. - "In the old Salem trials... "(cough) "accused witches were burned at the stake. Well, we've got a bitch in her, so I figured she could burn, too..." T.J.: No! All this burning and fire is going too far! Jared turns frantically at Bryce. JARED W. - "Go get her!!" Bryce Smith runs off. Malik Johnson stands up. Jared Williams, back turned to him, doesn't even notice. Jared Williams turns, right into a Total Vindication from Malik Johnson. Kid: And Malik Johnson uses the window of opportunity there. T.J.: What? That's not right! Malik Johnson stands over the fallen Jared Williams. MALIK J. - "You are just too damned stupid to realize it, but one man has completely outsmarted three... weakminded individuals. You really think I'd have her in the building? You must b mad, that was a tape from the night before... you should have heard her begging for her life as the flames rode closer and closer to her pretty face. But I'm not gonna kill her, pig... " Malik Johnson kicks Jared Williams. Jared Williams is coughing up blood. MALIK J. - "There are fates much worse than death..." Jayson Carter emerges from the rampway. The crowd erupts. He looks worn, beaten, not groomed. T.J.: It's Carter! Carter's here! Kid: Whew! Malik Johnson is amused by the sight. MALIK J. - "Well, it's nice to see the third stooge decided to join the party." JAYSON C. - (Holds a mic to his mouth.) "You filthy sack of shit, I want to know where Jessica is, and I want to know right now. There was a time when I couldn't do this to you, but I swear I will rip your fuckin' heart out and watch it beat in my hands if I have to... where... is... Jessica?" MALIK J. - "Such hostilities for a former tag team partner. Come on, Jay...relax. You buddy Williams here, he's relaxed. Look at him all stretched out on the match. That other dumbass should be walking into my locker room..." Kid: A set up! BinstockTron shows Bryce Smith running through the corridors, right outside Malik Johnson's locker room. Malik Johnson smiles sadistically in the ring. Bryce Smith opens the door, and a small explosion comes from the room. Bryce Smith is tossed backwards into the wall. Bryce Smith is out cold. T.J.: Come on! You don't blow a man up, for the sake of all that's good! MALIK J. - "But Jay... Jay... it's you who I must now destroy. I've gotten your two buddies, and your precious Jessica... now, it's just you and I..." Jared Williams begins to stir. Malik Johnson grabs him and puts Jared Williams in a Crossface Crippler. Jayson Carter runs to the ring. Malik Johnson stands quickly. Malik Johnson releases the hold after 3 seconds. Kid: Carter coming at him! He's had enough! MALIK J. - "Stay where you are... STAY WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE! One more step, and I guarantee you'll never see Jessica again. I'm make sure she's on the first cargo ship to New Guinea if you come near me. One call..." JAYSON C. - "And what if I kick your ass, huh?" The crowd pops emmensely. MALIK J. - "So confident, are we? Well, you'll get the opportunity. Meanwhile..." (Looks down at Jared Williams.) "I accept your challenge..." Malik Johnson kicks Jared Williams in the ribs. Malik Johnson runs out of the ring. Jayson Carter runs after him. Malik Johnson exits through the crowd. Jayson Carter returns to check on Jared Williams. T.J.: That's it! Carter against Johnson! That's going to be one HELL of a match! Kid: Damn right. T.J.: I just hope Williams is alright...He's taken so much pain of late. And what about SMITH? Kid: Ah, the explosion wasn't THAT big! The BinstockTron comes on Trance is shown running into a locker room and slamming the door Sabre is in hot pursuit Sabre: I've got you now... Sabre bursts in through the door Trance is standing in front of a row of lockers, looking scared. Sabre: What the hell are you doing? If you wanted my attention all you had to do is ask. Now hand that belt back over to me before you make me do something that you'll regret tomorrow. Trance starts to hand Sabre the Extreme Title A steel chair suddenly flashes out from behind the door and nails Sabre in the back of the head Kris Blasphemy walks out from behind the door Trance is laughing Sabre is struggling to his feet Kris Blasphemy nails Sabre in the head with the chair again Sabre is still on his knees Kris Blasphemy measures Sabre . . Kris Blasphemy nails Sabre with the chair and bends the chair over Sabre's head Sabre is out cold Trance lays the Extreme Title over Sabre's face Kris Blasphemy stomps the Extreme Title repeatedly Trance stomps the Extreme Title repeatedly Kris Blasphemy picks up the Extreme Title Sabre is busted wide open Shin Mebadazz and The Great Jado walk into the room Shin Mebadazz starts laughing The Great Jado pulls a fork out of his boot The Great Jado straddles Sabre and jabs the fork into his head Shin Mebadazz looks long and hard at the Extreme Title Shin Mebadazz squats down next to Sabre and talks to him as Jado gouges his head Shin: This, THIS is the extreme lifestyle, Sabre. I hope you're enjoying it, boy. I'm going to make you pay your extreme dues, one way or the other. I'm your number one contender now, and I'll see you at Spring Thing. Bring my belt with you, because I'm bringing it home with me. Shin stands up and snaps his fingers The Great Jado stops grinding the fork into Sabre's head and stand up, giggling Kris Blasphemy is laughing Shin lays the Extreme Title over Sabre's chest Shin Mebadazz, Trance, and Murderer's Row leave the room (Cut Back to the Ring.) Kid: Sabre got hosed! He hot hosed! t.J.: That was a dirt trick, I agree. But when you're talking about dirty tricks, well... Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid are in the ring. Reid has got many bandages on, and he doesn't look very healthy. T.J.: you know, there comes a certain line where courage and loyalty pass int stupidity! Kid: Are you trying to say Reid has passed that line? T.J.: Yes! Kid: Well, Saint Des certainly looks fine. I don't think he understands how mad Bowers probably is. They lock up. Brian Bowers gets a full nelson on Saint Des. Saint Des is valiantly trying to break the hold. Saint Des reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. T.J.: Saint Des get's out of it quickly. Wayne Reid enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid hit Saint Des with a double belly-to-back suplex. Wayne Reid leaves the ring. Kid: Wow! That hurt. Brian Bowers nails Saint Des with second-rope shoulderbreaker. Brian Bowers chops Saint Des. Saint Des kicks Brian Bowers. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Saint Des. Saint Des kicks Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers hits Saint Des. A portion of the crowd is cheering Brian Bowers. Saint Des hits Brian Bowers. Saint Des goes for a kick to the groin, but Brian Bowers counters it with a dragon screw. Brian Bowers tags out to Wayne Reid. T.J.: Bowers tagging in Reid. Hopefully Reid can handle this match. Wolf enters the ring and throws Brian Bowers out of the ring. Kid: Bowers just got tossed! Saint Des and Wolf whip Wayne Reid into the ropes. They hit Wayne Reid with a double clothesline. Wolf leaves the ring. Saint Des takes Wayne Reid down with a Samoan Drop. Saint Des goes for a piledriver, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid throws Saint Des out of the ring. Wayne Reid jumps onto him with a splash. T.J.: My god! This man has tremendous...Capacity! Kid: No kidding, FRANK. Brian Bowers comes over to make it two-on-one. Wolf comes over and lays out Brian Bowers. Saint Des and Wolf hit Wayne Reid with a double superplex. Saint Des executes a Samoan Drop on Wayne Reid. Saint Des throws Wayne Reid back into the ring. Saint Des tags out to Wolf. Wolf and Saint Des whip Wayne Reid into the ropes. They hit Wayne Reid with a double fist to the midsection. T.J.: And you know that Reid is feeling that in a way he never has before. Wolf and Saint Des whip Wayne Reid into the ropes. They hit Wayne Reid with a double backdrop. Brian Bowers enters the ring and throws Saint Des out of the ring. Brian Bowers hits a short lariat on Wolf. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Wayne Reid gives him a belly-to-back suplex, but Wolf only stares at him. Kid: Reid is drained. He really needs to tag out and let Bowers handle this match as much as possible. Brian Bowers leaves the ring. Wayne Reid goes for a backbreaker, but Wolf blocks it. Wolf whips Wayne Reid into the ropes. Wayne Reid misses with a shoulderblock. Wolf misses with a clothesline. Wolf executes an enzuigiri on Wayne Reid. Wolf is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Wolf spits on his opponent. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Wolf. Wolf runs into the ropes. Wolf goes for a short lariat, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid takes Wolf down with a roundhouse right. Wayne Reid tags out to Brian Bowers. Saint Des enters the ring and lays out Wayne Reid. Wolf and Saint Des hit Brian Bowers with a double low blow. t.J.: Bowers taking a shot there. Kid: I feel sympathy for the man. Saint Des leaves the ring. Wolf executes an inverted DDT on Brian Bowers. Wolf puts Brian Bowers in a Boston crab. Brian Bowers tries to escape the hold. Brian Bowers is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brian Bowers tries to escape the hold. Brian Bowers is struggling to reach the ropes. Brian Bowers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. t.J.: Bowers reachs the ropes. Wolf is doign a good job here, so far. Wolf puts Brian Bowers in a cobra clutch. Brian Bowers is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brian Bowers tries to escape the hold. Brian Bowers is struggling to reach the ropes. Brian Bowers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Wolf throws Brian Bowers out of the ring. Wolf goes through the ropes. Wolf knocks Brian Bowers into the ringsteps. Saint Des comes over to make it two-on-one. Saint Des executes a clothesline on Brian Bowers. Wolf grabs a chair. Wolf takes the chair. Wolf nails Brian Bowers with a back suplex with the chair. Kid: Ah...That'll lead a man to early retirement. Wayne Reid comes over and lays out Saint Des. Wayne Reid uses a belly-to-back suplex on Wolf. Brian Bowers nails Wolf with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Brian Bowers nails Wolf with a power bomb. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid hit Wolf with a double belly-to-back suplex. Kate Elliot comes from behind and distracts Wolf. T.J.: Ah, now that's just cheap. Brian Bowers gives him a belly-to-back suplex, but Wolf only stares at him. Brian Bowers knocks Wolf into the ringpost. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Saint Des comes over and lays out Wayne Reid. Wolf and Saint Des hit Brian Bowers with a double DDT. Wolf hits an elbowsmash on Brian Bowers. Saint Des comes over to make it two-on-one. Wayne Reid comes over, but gets cut off. Kid: Reid unable to make the save. Saint Des takes Brian Bowers down with the Running Forearm Smash. Wolf goes for a cobra clutch, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers uses a swinging neckbreaker on Wolf. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. t.J.: I guess he wants to make up for it. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid hit Wolf with a double belly-to-back suplex. Kid: It worked. Wayne Reid gives him a lariat, but Wolf only stares at him. Brian Bowers puts Wolf in a full nelson. Brian Bowers whips Wolf into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brian Bowers nails Wolf with a brain buster. T.J.: Bowers with a monster move there. Wolf is starting to look tired. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Wayne Reid hits Wolf with a clothesline. Brian Bowers goes for a full nelson, but Wolf counters it with a go-behind. Wolf whips Brian Bowers into the guardrail. Saint Des comes over to make it two-on-one. Saint Des goes for a Samoan Drop, but Brian Bowers counters it with an elbowsmash. Brian Bowers hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Wolf. Kid: Bowers taking on both men! Brian Bowers knocks Wolf into the ringsteps. A portion of the crowd is booing Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers takes Wolf down with a low blow. Brian Bowers knocks Wolf into the ringsteps. Brian Bowers sets up a table. Brian Bowers whips Wolf into the guardrail. Brian Bowers takes a running start and springs off the chair. Brian Bowers goes for an inverted DDT, but Wolf blocks it. Saint Des comes over to make it two-on-one. Saint Des hits the Running Forearm Smash on Brian Bowers. T.J.: Des with the save. Wolf takes Brian Bowers down with an enzuigiri. They're brawling inside the ring area. Saint Des comes over to make it two-on-one. Saint Des goes for a clothesline, but Brian Bowers counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Brian Bowers acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Kid: see, there are SOME Bowers fans out there.... T.J.: somehow I feel like those people are going to wind up in an ally tonight, though. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brian Bowers takes Wolf down with a shoulderbreaker. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Wayne Reid uses a lariat on Wolf. Brian Bowers goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Wolf blocks it. JTG comes from behind and distracts Brian Bowers. Wolf goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Brian Bowers counters it with a facerake. Brian Bowers sets up Wolf on the table. Brian Bowers executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Kid: It DIDN'T break?! With the weight of both those men? Brian Bowers is starting to get more cheers than boos. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Saint Des comes over and lays out Wayne Reid. A portion of the crowd is booing Saint Des. Wolf and Saint Des hit Brian Bowers with a double low blow. Wolf sets up Brian Bowers on the table. Wolf tries to drive Brian Bowers through the table with a Northern Lights bomb, but he blocks it. Brian Bowers throws Wolf back into the ring. Brian Bowers brings the table into the ring. Brian Bowers begs off. Wolf executes the Devastator on Brian Bowers. T.J.: another Devastator for the night! Bowers may be out! Wolf goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kid: Wow, that was as close as it ever gets! Wolf executes a heart punch on Brian Bowers. Wolf whips Brian Bowers into the turnbuckle. Wolf executes an elbowsmash on Brian Bowers. Wolf sets up Brian Bowers on the table. Wolf executes a double arm DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Kid: It didn't break again?! Wolf nails Brian Bowers with a low blow. Wolf executes the Devastator on Brian Bowers. t.J.: ANOTHER Devastator! Bowers is being tossed around, now! Wolf seemingly enjoys the boos. Wolf goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kid: Those ropes sure do save a lot of people! Wolf whips Brian Bowers into the ropes, but Brian Bowers reverses it. Kate Elliot trips Wolf. Brian Bowers kicks Wolf. The cheers for Brian Bowers are drowning out the boos. Brian Bowers chops Wolf. Brian Bowers hits Wolf. The boos are resurfacing again. T.J.: The crowd doesn't know whether they should like Bowers or hate him... Kid: I say just go with your gut. Wolf kicks Brian Bowers. Wolf is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Brian Bowers punches Wolf. Brian Bowers doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. T.J.: he must not be used to people CHEERING for him. Wolf kicks Brian Bowers. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Wolf. Brian Bowers kicks Wolf. The crowd is wildly cheering Brian Bowers with only a few scattered boos audible. Brian Bowers kicks Wolf. The crowd is wildly cheering Brian Bowers with only a few scattered boos audible. T.J.: This is amazing! The crowd LIKES Bowers! Brian Bowers sets up Wolf on the table. Brian Bowers tries to drive Wolf through the table with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Kid: Bowers missed, and both men are down! Bowers get up. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Wolf. Wolf is valiantly trying to break the hold. Wolf tries to fight the pain. Wolf submits after 9 seconds. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. T.J.: A fast count out for Wolf! This match is over! Bowers and Reid won! The winners are Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid. Time of match: 0:09:40 Kid: I don't know what to say...I guess these people must REALLY hate Wolf and Des. T.J.: I agree... Kid: OH COME ON! WHO CARES! It's Torment against Torment! T.J.: I care! And I'm not even sure I want to see Torment against Torment anymore... Mike Torment emerges from the entranceway. He has yet to change into his wrestling gear as he is wearing tan dockers and a green button down shirt. Torment walks slowly down the aisle and enters the ring. The crowd is cheering but is obviously concerned. Mike Torment paces around the ring, waiting for his brother to come out. T.J.: This has obviously been a very trying night for Mike Torment. Kid: Hey, but he’s out here and he’s fulfilling his obligations to the SFWL, brother. That's the mark of a true man. T.J.: Yeah, but you just can’t help but wonder what affect all this will have on Mike Torment tonight. Suddenly, Commissioner Adam Greenberg comes running to the ring. T.J.: What’s going now? Kid: No telling, brother...Never any telling... T.J.: Can someone in the production van fill us in? He climbs in and walks over to Mike Torment. Commissioner Greenberg says something to Mike Torment. Mike Torment jumps back. Mike Torment drops to his knees. Mike Torment screams. Kid: Jesus, what's going ON?! Somebody TELL US! Mike Torment begins to cry in the center of the ring. Mike Torment is uncontrollably crying in the center of the ring. Commissioner Greenberg has no idea how to react. T.J.: I’m getting something from the back…but…okay…Oh my God…this can’t be true…have we got confirmation on this? Do we? The crowd is completely silent. Kid: What's going on, FRANK?! T.J.: Shut the hell up! I want confirmation on this, goddammit! “It’s Going Down” by Linkin Park plays. "The Professional" Michael Torment walks out of the back, the Intercontinental championship over his shoulder. T.J.: Somebody cut that damn music! This is highly inappropriate! Kid: Would you just tell me, brother... The music stops and Michael Torment stops on the ramp. Michael Torment look at the ring and sees the hysterical Mike Torment. Michael Torment looks very confused. Sound of mics being covered up and the murmur of voices. Kid: What the...there’s got to be a mistake. T.J.: Fans, we’re not trying to keep you in suspense here but we have just received some rather…shocking news and I refuse to put this on the air until I get some sort of confirmation. A long pause. Everyone is silent. T.J.: Okay, I um…I just received word from Vice President Rickard that the State Highway Patrol has just confirmed…has just confirmed…hold on. Kid: What?! COME... T.J.: I SAID HOLD ON! F.T.J. Macky waves over Adam Greenberg. Sound of murmuring through covered mics. T.J.: Um…fans, after Commissioner Greenberg informs Michael Torment of this news then he will make an announcement …but um…well… Commissioner Greenberg slides out of the ring and runs to Michael Torment. Greenberg says something to Michael Torment. Michael Torment gets a look of shock on his face. Michael Torment turns around and heads to the back. Mike Torment is hysterical in the middle of the ring. Commissioner Greenberg waves to the back. A few security guards and some SFWL back stage official come to the ring. The men try and help Mike Torment to the back. As the men are helping Mike Torment, Commissioner Greenberg grabs a mic. Greenberg: (with a very serious look on his face) Everybody can I please have your attention. I have gotten word (gets choked up for a moment) I'm sorry... I've gotten word that on her way to the airport, Heather's car...(sobs) Heather's car spun out of control on the highway. She hit head on with another car. She was killed instantly. Commissioner Greenberg drops the mic and begins to sob himself. The crowd is silent except for many who are crying. Mike Torment collapses on the entrance ramp. T.J.: Um…I just don’t know what to say…this is…this is just… T.J. breaks down into tears. Kid: This...This just a mess…we've got to get off the air…someone in production needs to…(sound of headphones being taken off and dropping to the table). Kid Ramon gets up and walks away. T.J. follows after him. Kid pats him on the back, affectionately. The camera pans across the shocked and silent crowd. Close ups on many fans with tears streaming down their faces. Mike Torment lays on the ramp. Alone. The SFWL logo fades in then with no sound at all. Fade to Black.