SFWL Extreme Saturday 
TM: Hello people, and welcome to Raleigh, North Carolina. I'm "Big" Tait MacAdams, and with me, as always, is "Superman" Scottie Leighton! 
SL: That's right! I'm like the boil on your momma's ass... I'm hard to get rid of! 
"The Antipop" by Primus begins blaring over the PA.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

TM: Shin Jun Rui about to kick things off, although they aren't scheduled to wrestle until later tonight

Brian Bowers, Wayne Reid, Kate Elliot, Shawn Bryant
and Amy make their way onto the entrance ramp and down to the ring.
Dylan Pierce is conspicuous by his absence.

SL: Where's Pierce? It's not like him to miss a Shin Jun Rui circle je...
TM: (cough) FCC (cough).

As they enter the ring, Brian Bowers looks around and says something to Bryant, who shrugs in response.

SL: Looks like Bowers is wondering the same thing!

As Brian Bowers is handed a mic, a voice echoes throughout the arena.

Voice: "Welcome! ... To the Dylan Pierce show..."

TM: Typical Dylan Pierce arrogance displayed here! Not entering 
with his teammates, because he just has to have his OWN entrance!

"Two Skins" by Soil hits the PA.

On the first beat, the lights go out, and on each following beat for 
about 10 seconds, a different-coloured burst of pyro goes
off on the stage.
Dylan Pierce walks out in his ring attire, Tag Team belt around his waist. 
As he stands on the stage, "The New Standard" appears
on the JumboTron, and the song plowsinto the first verse, as the ring posts go off withpyros of their own, and Pierce makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. 
SL: "Through Hell FIRE and Brimstone.... KANE! 

Brian Bowers: Well. Now that we have THAT over with, maybe we can get down tobusiness. Torment, I'VE already said all that *I* need
to...if you don't get it YET, it's going to take a hell of a lot more than
words before you do...but I believe your opponent for tonight...the man
you chose to face when you SO wisely chose to double-book yourself insome kind of pathetic attempt at making a statement...has a few choice words for you. 
SL: What? I thought Bowers would be reading from his book of Canadian poetry. 
TM: One can dream of a better day!

Bryant: I'd like to talk about my match tonight...and more importantly,
I'd like to talk about Bastards Inc. You guys say that the Shin Jun Rui want to be like you? That we emulate you? Weren't you paying
attention at Unleashed? 
SL: I wasn't... How about you? 
TM: Not really. 

Bryant: Strange how you gather that from the simple fact that Dylan and I bought a jet.. Does everyone in the world who owns a private
jet want to be like you? 

Sorry to burst your bubble, but many had private jets before you guys 
did. But tonight isn't about jets. Tonight isn't about who wants to be who. Tonight is about Mike Torment, the whining bitch that
he is, upset that I made some comments about him, double-booking himselffor tonight, just so he can face me.

Bryant and Pierce gasp and look at each other in mock terror. 
TM: They may not be ripping off B Inc., but that's as DX'ish as one can get! 

Bryant: Fuck you, Torment. I wasn't asking for a match with you. I 
don't give a flying fuck if you go and "double-book"yourself, so you can face me. I don't know what you have planned, but I seem to get
under your skin with the greatest of ease, don't I? I'll tell you this...I
didn't ask for it, but you know I'll jump at the opportunity to beat the hellout of you! But remember.. YOU started the pissing contest, Mikey. Iwas only talking. You started it. I suggest you sit down and seriously-think- for once if you want this. With all you've got going on right now.Your father, your new-found "brother", your World Title shot. Do youwant to add ME to that list?? Because I'll tell you right now, Torment. Everycard there is, every match you have, every goddamn time you walk into anarena, I'll be there. I'll be there waiting to kick your ass.. 
Wouldn't it be a bitch for you if someone blindsided you during your match with Fella atUltra Slam, costing you the title? Would you be mad, Mikey? How mad wouldyou be if it was ME that kept costing you matches and titles? Rememberthat, Torment, the next 
time you're jerking off to a picture of yourself, geton an ego trip 
and decide you need to "teach me a lesson". You start it, and I'll finish it. I'll be a thorn in your side until the day you leave the SFWL

Bryant hands the mic to Pierce. 
SL: And SnoreFest 2002 continues... Lucky us!

Pierce: Welcome! To the Dylan Pierce show, maggots! As long as we're talking about "wanting to be like the Bastards"... Can I be
Night Wing?? Can I?? Ok.. here goes...

Pierce clears his throat.

Pierce: "Mike and I did this! Mike and I did that! Mike and I kicked 
this persons ass, and took on this stable, and thatperson.. Mike and I
killed this, and that! Mike and I make love to each otherevery night! Mike and I, Mike and I.." Blah! You talk about how WE live in the
past? 
We may talk about what happened back then, but I think -you've-
got the bigger problem here, Night Wing.. Although.. I don't think you
consider riding the Mike Torment bandwagon a problem, but to each his own..
Let's talk about titles for a moment now. You implied that I didn't know the difference between the Cruiserweight or the Intercontinental title. Let meclarify this...It's called c-l-i-m-b-i-n-g t-h-e l-a-d-d-e-r you stupid
fuck! Do you honestly think that the higher-ups are going to let me go afterthe IC title already? Of course not. 
They know how good I am. They'rethinking, "If he did that, what would stop him from just going on to the WorldTitle?" I know the 
real problem here, Night Wing. You're just confused. You believe I actually give a fuck about you.. You aren't anything special. Much
less a credible Intercontinental champion. Oh, the prestige you must
be bringing that belt surrounded by the Beans, eh? You stopped being a superhero...Maybe next you'll drop the Beans, stop being Mike Torment'sshadow, and THEN I'll pay more attention to you. Now, I was going to say a fewthings about Chris Steele -

The crowd erupts into a deafening "Steele" chant.
TM: Come on, guys... This is only a two hour show. It's like we're Monday Nitro! 

Pierce: BUT...I can't. You see, Bryant and I, we have a little 
announcement to make regarding the Tag Team title belts. But why
not let everyone's favourite executive make it instead?

The JumboTron suddenly comes to life, displaying a camera feed of 
President Binstock in an undisclosed location.
The crowd is booing even more emphatically than
before.

President Binstock: Thank you. Due to the lack of a clear number one contender for the SFWL World Tag Team titles, it is the decision of the executive committee to hold a one-night-only single elimination 
tournament to determine who will face Onslaught for the belts at
Ultra Slam!

This announcement is met with scattered cheers.

President Binstock: Entry in this tournament is open to any tag team in the SFWL, but ALL declarations of intent must be received
before next week's Extreme Saturday, where the tournament will take
place. The number of open slots in this tournament is limited, so I suggest thatthose interested in participating declare their intentions as soon as possible.
Oh, and Steele...The Future are STRONGLY encouraged toparticipate in this tournament, especially yourself. You may not beaccepting compensation for your work...and I REALLY don't see how that's supposedto HURT myself or the executive committee...but you are still an SFWLemployee, and, should you not enter a team yourself, I just might match you upwith a partner of MY choice. And trust me, you'll be a lot better off if you enter this with a partner of YOUR choosing, rather than mine.

The JumboTron cuts out, amid emphatic boos from the
crowd.
Shin Jun Rui, laughing, leave the ring and exit through the service 
doors.
TM: Thank God that's over! Fans, we have one hell of a card lined up for you. The Tag Team titles will be on the line as The Ruffnecks look to regain what was taken from them at WrestleFest. But first, by proxy of Steve Fella himself, Wolf will go one-on-one with the champ!

They lock up.
Steve Fella takes Wolf down with a front-layout superplex.
Steve Fella leaves the ring.
He returns with a road sign. 
SL: " I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes." 
TM: Big " Ace of Bass" fan? 
SL: All I can say is "Bring on the Swedes!" 

Steve Fella takes a swing at Wolf with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
Wolf snatches the road sign from him.
Wolf takes a swing at Steve Fella with the road sign, but he
gets out of the way.
Steve Fella snatches the road sign from him.
Steve Fella takes a swing at Wolf with the road sign,
but he gets out of the way.
Wolf snatches the road sign from him.
Wolf hits him with the road sign.
Wolf is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Tim White throws the road sign out of the ring.
Wolf hits Steve Fella with an inverted DDT.
Wolf throws Steve Fella out of the ring. 
TM: Wolf is trying to send a message to the SFWL tonight! 
SL: I know... That message is "Hey, I'm not the wolf who tormented the little pigs! I eat Grammie's, dammit!" 

Wolf goes through the ropes.
Wolf executes a belly-to-back suplex on Steve Fella.
Wolf throws Steve Fella back into the ring.
Wolf spits on his opponent.
Wolf is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Wolf locks Steve Fella in the cross-faced chicken wing.
Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for
5 seconds.
Wolf nails Steve Fella with a low blow.
Wolf executes the Devastator on Steve Fella. 
TM: Holy crow! This has got to be it! We may be looking at the newest contender for the World Title! 

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Wolf goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... 
SL: It's all about ring smarts, and Steve-O gots them! 

Wolf uses a short lariat on Steve Fella.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Wolf whips Steve Fella into the ropes.
Wolf hits Steve Fella with an elbow.
Wolf spits on his opponent.
The crowd is booing Wolf.
Wolf takes Steve Fella down with a backspin DDT.
Wolf goes for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Steve Fella
blocks it.
Steve Fella whips Wolf into the ropes.
Wolf executes a short lariat on Steve Fella.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. 
TM: This has got to be more than a little embarassing for Steve Fella. 
SL: Mike Torment's watching this match, and damn is he happy! 

Wolf catches Steve Fella in the cross-faced chicken wing.
Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Wolf nails Steve Fella with an elbowsmash.
Wolf uses a low blow on Steve Fella.
Wolf nails Steve Fella with an elbowsmash.
Wolf takes Steve Fella down with a low blow.
Wolf runs into the ropes.
Steve Fella hits Wolf with an elbow.
Steve Fella raises his arms and shouts.
The crowd is really behind Steve Fella.
Steve Fella takes Wolf down with a kick to the midsection.
Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Wolf. 
TM: Steve Fella used this move to claim the title. Will it be enough to keep Wolf down? 

Steve Fella goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... 
SL: Keep in mind, Wolf is a former multi title holder... He was even US tag team champion for a while. 
TM: Ohhh! 

Steve Fella uses a double underhook backbreaker on Wolf.
Steve Fella has the crowd going wild.
Steve Fella hits Wolf with an Asai moonsault.
Tim White counts: One, shoulder up.
Steve Fella nails Wolf with a DDT.
Steve Fella whips Wolf into the ropes, but Wolf reverses it.
Steve Fella hits Wolf with an elbow.
Steve Fella whips Wolf into the ropes.
Wolf misses with a clothesline.
Steve Fella hits Wolf with a backdrop.
Steve Fella goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Wolf
counters it with a punch.
In turn, Steve Fella counters it with a roundhouse right. 
TM: There was some good ol' fashioned knuckle chucking there! 

Steve Fella hits Wolf with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Steve Fella hits Wolf with a dragon suplex.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Steve Fella goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Wolf
counters it with a facerake.
Wolf throws Steve Fella out of the ring.
Wolf goes through the ropes.
K8E comes from behind and distracts Wolf.
Steve Fella is handed the Singapore Cane.
Steve Fella hits him with the Singapore Cane. 
SL: That's what the fans wanted to see! A match isn't a match without the tangy zip of a big stick crashing into your cranium! 

Steve Fella has the crowd going wild.
Steve Fella sets up a table.
Steve Fella reenters the ring.
Wolf follows him back in.
Steve Fella executes a front-layout superplex on Wolf.
Steve Fella has the crowd going wild.
Steve Fella whips Wolf into the ropes.
Steve Fella hits Wolf with an elbow.
Steve Fella executes a screwdriver on Wolf.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Wolf begs off. 
TM: In all my years, I have never seen Wolf beg off like that! 
SL: You've never seen him at "Madame Puree's House of Leather!" 
TM: And you have? 
SL: Well... err... Watch the match!

Steve Fella executes a screwdriver on Wolf.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Steve Fella goes for a frog splash, but JTG shoves him off the turnbuckle. 
TM: John The Giant making his presence known. 
SL: Do you think he knows the "Giant Gonzalez?" I've been wanting to ask him what was up with that body suit! 

Steve Fella has the crowd going wild.
Wolf executes the Devastator on Steve Fella.
A fan at ringside badmouths Wolf.
Wolf goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Wolf uses a superkick on Steve Fella.
Wolf catches Steve Fella in a Texas Cloverleaf.
Steve Fella is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for
6 seconds.
Both JTG and K8E jump up on the apron.
Tim White tries to send them back down.
Wolf uses a belly-to-back suplex on Steve Fella. 
SL: Wolf is proving to be ever inch as capable as he claims. 
TM: You doubted him? 
SL: Why not? I can't be "Mr. Optomistic" all the time. 

Tim White is back on the job.
Wolf goes for a shooting star press, but Steve Fella blocks it.
Steve Fella nails Wolf with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Steve Fella leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Steve Fella sets up the chair.
Steve Fella uses a DDT onto the chair on Wolf.
Steve Fella takes Wolf down with a brain buster.
Wolf begs off.
Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Wolf. 
TM: Does the champ have the win...?
Steve Fella has the crowd going wild.
Steve Fella goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
Steve Fella has the crowd going wild.

The winner is Steve Fella. Time of match: 0:06:48 
TM: YES!!!! 
SL: You are such a mark for Steve Fella.

Wolf and JTG leave the ring and head to the back.
Steve Fella stands victoriously cocky in the ring.
A marble lands at Steve Fella's feet.
Fella looks around.
Another marble falls at Fella's feet.
A marble lands on Fella's head.
Fella looks up.
A plethora of marbles come crashing down on Steve Fella's head. 
TM: This looks oddly familiar... Where did I see this before? 
SL: It took place during a cage match between Kent McKnight and Paine a couple of years ago. 

Steve Fella falls to the mat.
Steve Fella gets to his feet and looks up in the rafters.
Steve Fella spots Night Wing standing with an empty bag laughing.
Steve Fella starts to shout at Night Wing. 
TM: Where Night Wing is, you know who can be that far away. 
SL: Who? Do I know him?

Mike Torment crawls out from under the ring.
Mike Torment is carrying a steele chair.
Mike Torment slides into the ring behind Steve Fella.
Torment smiles and smashes the chair over Steve Fella's head.
Steve Fella collapses to the mat.
Mike Torment stands over Steve Fella. 
SL: OOOoooohhhhh! You meant Mike Torment! 

Torment jams the chair into Steve Fella's back.
Torment jams the chair into Steve Fella's back.
Torment jams the chair into Steve Fella's back.

Torment laughs as he throws the chair over Steve Fella.
Torment gives Steve Fella one swift kick to the head and then heads to the back. 
TM: Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, we have another mat...

(Cut to the back.)

Wolf and JTG are walking through the back.
Suddenly a large metal barrel falls out of nowhere onto JTG
As the camera pans up Sabre jumps off some scaffolding onto Wolf. 
SL: There's been a lot of people walking up there... Where's the fire marshal when you need him?

Sabre hits Wolf with a double axe handle.
Sabre punches Wolf
Sabre tosses Wolf into a pile of ring equipment.
Sabre punches Wolf
Sabre kicks Wolf.
Sabre picks up a crowbar.
JTG is on his feet.
JTG charges at Sabre
Sabre sidesteps JTG, and hits him in the ribs with the crowbar.
Sabre hits JTG in the head with the crowbar.
JTG is busted open.
JTG is out cold.
Wolf is trying to get to his feet.
Sabre hits Wolf with the crowbar.
Sabre drops the crowbar and stands up the barrel he dropped on JTG
Sabre stomps on Wolf
Sabre stomps on Wolf
Sabre kicks Wolf in the stomach.
Sabre executes the Ex-caliber on the Concrete floor.
Sabre looks at the camera and grins.
Sabre opens the lid of the barrel
Sabre picks up Wolf and dumps him into the barrel.
Sabre stuffs Wolf into the barrel.
Sabre replaces the lid to the barrel.
Sabre kicks the barrel over.
Sabre rolls the barrel down the hall.

(Cut to outside)

We're standing outside the arena.
The large roll-up door that leads into the arena begins to open.
Sabre comes out pushing Wolf in the barrel.
Sabre looks at the camera and grins as he rolls the barrel by.
Sabre stops and looks around the parking lot.
Sabre laughs as he turns the barrel to the left.
Sabre stands up and kicks the barrel.
The barrel goes rolling down thought the parking lot, picking up 
speed as it travels.
The barrel goes rolling down to the end of the lot, hits a bump and hopsup and over the concrete edge.
The camera hurriedly moves to where the barrel disappeared.
The camera looks down at what must be a eight foot drop, where
Wolf lays sprawled out on the sidewalk beside a busted open barrel, 
bleeding heavily.

(Cut to ringside.) 
SL:Wasn't that spine chilling? Is Wolf alright? Why would Sabre do such a thing? Will Rocky and Bullwinkle escape the clutches of Boris and Natasha? 
TM: You finished? 
SL: Tune in next week... Same Extreme time... Same Extreme station!

(Tait MacAdams rolls his eyes!)
TM: Well, as we await the next match if the show, let's do our list of sponsors.
SL: SFWL Extreme Saturday is brought to you by Quaker State Oil... When you need a change, try Quaker...

"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi begins to play.
The fans are on their feet.

TM: He hasn't been seen since losing the World Heavyweight Title at WrestleFest, but he's back! Kent McKnight is here!
SL: But he interfered with the endorsements... I hate that!

Kent McKnight walks down to the ring wearing his "Best Damn" grey hooded sweatshirt, blue jeans, and a pair of grey Nike's.
He rolls into the ring, and stares at the crowd.
A "Best Damn" chant begins.

McKnight: So I lost! Steve Fella played Bowers and I like a fiddle, and that cost me the SFWL World Title. I could be out here to piss and moan about some "conspiracy!" I could say my father is a near
vegetable, and before I was born, he knocked up some gutter slut, and my bastard brother is the cause of all my "pain!" I could, but I won't!

TM: He's not pulling any punches tonight!
SL: Quaker State is going to be pissed!

McKnight: What I have come out here to say is that come hell or high water, that title will be around my waist one more time... SFWL get ready because the "Best Damn" around is on a mission!

The fans begin to cheer.

"Cowboy" by Kid Rock starts to play over the loud speakers as Erick Hayes and Tommy Johnson step out from behind the curtains.
Both Hayes and Johnson are dressed identical with a pair of black jeans,combat boots and a black and red "Ruffnecks" cut off. They stand there for afew seconds while the crowd gives them a mixed reaction. The Ruffnecksslowly walk down to the ring and roll in.

McKnight: Now what can I do for you boys?

Hayes: You wanna know what we want McKnight? Well, it's perty damn simple at the PPV you and the Ruffnecks had something in common. We both lost our titles due to some little scheme. And we don't think it's right.

Johnson: McKnight you and The Ruffnecks are better then what people give us credit for. Right this damn second both you and I
should be wearing gold but we got screwed out of it. So what I say Kent is for us.....you and the Ruffnecks to join forces and create a stable......theBEST DAMN STABLE!! We can help you make yer way back to the top and get yourSFWL World Title back! Whatcha say Kent?

(Hayes and Johnson smirk and wait for McKnight to respond)

McKnight: So you want to "help me" win the SFWL World Title? You two, who couldn't hold a title for more than a week, want to help me? Boys, no offense, but you really don't have anything I need. Hell, you don't even have to enough to fill anyone's needs.

(The Ruffnecks both get a pissed look on there faces)

Hayes: McKnight, I think you might wanna rethink yer strategy, boy. If you don't, you might just have deal with the repercussions!

Johnson: Don't be a fool McKnight....

McKnight: Why don't you get out of my face! I have no time to waste on you losers. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a better place to be.

Kent McKnight starts to leave the ring.

Hayes: WRONG MOVE KENT!!

Erick Hayes executes a clothesline from behind sendingMcKnight face first to the canvas.
Erick Hayes and Tommy Johnson stomp away on McKnight.
Erick Hayes leaves the ring and grabs a chair.
Tommy Johnson picks up McKnight and holds him still.
Erick Hayes nails McKnight with a shot to the throat with the steel chair.
McKnight starts gasping for air. 
TM: Come on! The man is outnumbered! This is just SICK! 
SL: I thought the "Best Damn" could handle himself in a two-on-one. 

Erick Hayes whips McKnight into the ropes.
Erick Hayes executes a huge backbody drop.
Tommy Johnson catches McKnight on the way down and hits a powerbomb.

SL: That's there finishing move they call the Ruff N Tuff! And DAMN what a devastating move!

Erick Hayes picks McKnight up.

TM: What? They're STILL not done with McKnight? This is getting out of hand now!

Erick Hayes slaps Johnson on the shoulder and points to the announcers table.
Johnson smirks.

SL: What are they planning on doing now?

Erick Hayes and Tommy Johnson pick up McKnight in a double gorilla press.
They catapult Kent McKnight over the top rope sending him through the announcers table.
The announcers table is broke in half.
McKnight is a bloody mess. 
SL: Holy crap! I've never seen a man bleed like that before... (poking Kent) Dude, you alright?

SFWL Security charges down to the ring.
Two men cover Kent McKnight with their own bodies.
The Ruffnecks leave the ring as two EMT's come down with a stretcher.
The Ruffnecks stand at the top of the stage and start laughing at McKnight.
The crowd is booing like crazy. 
The EMT's place Kent McKnight on the stretcher, and they wheel him to the back. 
TM: That was just... Arrggh! 
SL: Calm down, Charlie Brown. Shin and Benny are now in the ring.

They lock up.
Shin Mebadazz catches Benny Jett in an octopus hold.
Benny Jett reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Shin Mebadazz executes a fisherman buster on Benny Jett.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Shin Mebadazz.
Shin Mebadazz is going for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. 
SL: Close... Hey, it's been a while since these two have been seen here! 
TM: Many believe that Shin should have won the World title from Chris Steele... even Shin. 

Shin Mebadazz hits Benny Jett with the Thunder Fire Powerbomb.
James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shin Mebadazz whips Benny Jett into the turnbuckle.
Benny Jett comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Shin Mebadazz punches Benny Jett.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Shin Mebadazz.
Benny Jett hits Shin Mebadazz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Benny Jett.
Shin Mebadazz chops Benny Jett.
Shin Mebadazz hits Benny Jett. 
SL: I've always liked Shin Mezabawhozie! 
TM: Oh yeah... I can tell. 

Shin Mebadazz goes for a piledriver, but Benny Jett
blocks it.
Benny Jett throws Shin Mebadazz out of the ring.
Benny Jett jumps onto him with a flying clothesline.
Benny Jett whips Shin Mebadazz into the guardrail.
Benny Jett whips Shin Mebadazz into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Benny Jett hits a swinging neckbreaker on Shin
Mebadazz.
Benny Jett nails Shin Mebadazz with an enzuilariato.
Benny Jett hits the Doctor Bomb on Shin Mebadazz.
Benny Jett whips Shin Mebadazz into the guardrail.
Benny Jett uses a kneelift on Shin Mebadazz.
Benny Jett hits a short clothesline on Shin Mebadazz.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Benny Jett knocks Shin Mebadazz into the ringsteps.
Trance comes from behind and distracts Benny Jett.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Benny Jett goes for a DDT, but Shin Mebadazz blocks
it.
Shin Mebadazz whips Benny Jett into the guardrail.
Trance comes from behind and distracts Benny Jett.
Shin Mebadazz takes Benny Jett down with a fisherman
buster.
Shin Mebadazz throws Benny Jett back into the ring.
Shin Mebadazz executes the Dark Morning Driver on
Benny Jett.
Shin Mebadazz is starting to get more cheers than
boos.
Shin Mebadazz goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
Benny Jett complains about a fast count.
Shin Mebadazz acknowledges the portion of the crowd
which is cheering him.

The winner is Shin Mebadazz. Time of match: 0:04:21 
TM: Are we on? Sorry folks. The tech's are still trying to set us up after McKnight crashed through the table... I think we've got it now... 
SL: Looks like Shin's the winner.

"Lateralus" by Tool begins blasting out of the PA system as lighting like Pyro explodes across the stage.Paine, steps out from behind the curtain to a very loud and mixed reaction from the crowd. 
He is dressed in his typical black leather pants, sleeveless shirt, and his ever presentskull-shaped mask. 
Paine marches down to the ring and climbs the steps. 
He walks the center of the ring, where he calls for a mic.

Paine: "Another week, another trip down the entrance ramp, and
still my feelings about this...all have changed. I've grown weak and
weary of competing here in the SFWL. My enemy's are my friends, my friends are...something...Yet, even after I have made my feelings 
known, after I have made my statements about 
UltraSlam...someone...someone, walks down to this ring, during my match on Unleashed and attacks me from behind! I haven't made a move against anyone, so who dares attack me. A coward...a man who hides his face behind a solid black mask. I am not the monster I used to be, but I am certainly not a coward, whoever you are...I will find out who you are and then I will..."

Paine is cut off by a loud buzzing sound coming from the PA system. Suddenly, the lights in the arena go dim and the JumboTron flickers 
to life. On the screen we can see a graveyard. A small Bobcat digging machine can be seen in the background. Then from the shadows
a man dressed completely in black, black mask, boots, pants, and
gloves steps into view.
The man laughs in a garbled electronically altered voice.

The Man in Black: (Electronically altered) Hello Paine. It's been a 
long time.
You say your a changed man, that your ready to leave the SFWL and go about your business, but...I can't allow that. Not after what you have done, not after, I had to deal with your crimes against me.
Soon, we will meet face to face. Yet, before we do, I'm going to invite
everyone to out party, including...mom and dad.

The Man in Black backs up and climbs into the Bobcat.
The Man in Black starts the Bobcat.
The Man in Black moves the Bobcat over in front of a pair of graves.
The Man in Black stops in front of the Graves.
The Tombstones read: Martha Jane Murray & Albert Dean Murray 
TM: Wow... That's Paine's parents graves! 
SL: But I thought Mike Torment's father was Paine's father.. 
TM: He is but these were his other parents.. 
SL: Is Paine's middle name Norman because if it is, his full name would be Paine N. Torment... Get it? Pain and torment... Do you?

Paine is in shock in the ring.
The Man in Black uses the Bobcat to knock down and
crush the tombstones.
The Man in Black begins to laugh as he digs in the graves.
Paine drops the mic and watches in obvious anger and horror.
The Jumbotron suddenly cuts off.
Paine shakes his head in disbelief.
Paine slides out of the ring and sprints up the Entrance Ramp.
Paine disappears behind the curtain. 
SL: Pain and torment... That's rich.. 
TM: Shut up. Mike Torment will face Kevin Cash... NEXT!

They lock up.
Kevin Cash whips Mike Torment into the ropes, but Mike Torment reverses it.
Mike Torment puts Kevin Cash in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Kevin Cash tries to escape the hold.
Kevin Cash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Mike Torment runs into the ropes.
Mike Torment gives him an Asai leg lariat, but Kevin Cash only stares at him.
Kevin Cash hits Mike Torment with the Doctor Bomb.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Mike Torment sits up.
A small "Mike Torment" chant is being started.
Kevin Cash whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle.
Kevin Cash runs shoulder-first into the corner, but
Mike Torment lifts his knee.
Mike Torment nails Kevin Cash with a heart punch.
Mike Torment goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Kevin Cash blocks it.
Kevin Cash nails Mike Torment with a low blow.
Kevin Cash hits Mike Torment with a kick to the groin.
Kevin Cash hits Mike Torment.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Kevin Cash punches Mike Torment.
Kevin Cash punches Mike Torment.
Kevin Cash goes for a backspin DDT, but Mike Torment blocks it.
Mike Torment gives him a backdrop, but Kevin Cash doesn't even care.
Kevin Cash hits Mike Torment with the Doctor Bomb.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Mike Torment sits up.
Mike Torment is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kevin Cash whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle.
Mike Torment comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Kevin Cash kicks Mike Torment.
Mike Torment punches Kevin Cash.
The crowd is really behind Mike Torment.
Kevin Cash punches Mike Torment.
Kevin Cash is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Mike Torment punches Kevin Cash.
Mike Torment hits Kevin Cash.
The crowd is really behind Mike Torment.
Mike Torment executes a superkick on Kevin Cash.
Mike Torment goes for the Apocalypse, but Kevin Cash counters it with an elbow to the head.
Mike Torment takes Kevin Cash down with an Aztecan
suplex.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Mike Torment executes a double underhook backbreaker on Kevin Cash.
The crowd is really behind Mike Torment.
Mike Torment is going for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Mike Torment gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Kevin Cash.
Kevin Cash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Both Sexxy Hoe and Heather jump up on the apron.
James Beard tries to send them back down.
Kevin Cash runs into the ropes.
Kevin Cash hits Mike Torment with a kick.
Kevin Cash is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
James Beard is back on the job.
James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cash attempts to place Mike Torment on the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment blocks it.
Kevin Cash nails Mike Torment with a spinning DDT.
Kevin Cash uses a dropkick to the back of the head on Mike Torment.
Kevin Cash catches Mike Torment in a figure-four leglock.
Mike Torment tries to escape the hold.
Kevin Cash lets go after 22 seconds.
Kevin Cash runs into the ropes.
Kevin Cash hits Mike Torment with a kick.
Mike Torment sits up.
Mike Torment has the crowd going wild.
Kevin Cash whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle.
Kevin Cash executes an inverted Swinging DDT on Mike Torment.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kevin Cash nails Mike Torment with a low blow.
Kevin Cash hits the Sky High on Mike Torment.
James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mike Torment sits up.
Kevin Cash punches Mike Torment.
Numerous fans are using Kevin Cash for target practice.
Mike Torment chops Kevin Cash.
Mike Torment kicks Kevin Cash.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Kevin Cash punches Mike Torment.
Mike Torment chops Kevin Cash.
Kevin Cash chops Mike Torment.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Kevin Cash goes for a DDT, but Mike Torment blocks it.
Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Kevin Cash.
The crowd erupts.
Mike Torment goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment.

The winner is Mike Torment. Time of match: 0:04:37
SL: And here comes Shawn Bryant... No time for celebrations now, Mike! 

They lock up.
Shawn Bryant kicks Mike Torment.
Shawn Bryant is starting to get under the crowd's
skin.
Shawn Bryant chops Mike Torment.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Shawn Bryant kicks Mike Torment.
Shawn Bryant whips Mike Torment into the ropes.
Mike Torment hits Shawn Bryant with a shoulderblock.
Mike Torment gives him a superkick.
Mike Torment nails Shawn Bryant with an Asai leg
lariat.
Mike Torment is going for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Mike Torment whips Shawn Bryant into the ropes.
Mike Torment hits Shawn Bryant with a kick.
Mike Torment hits a double-arm DDT on Shawn Bryant.
Mike Torment is getting a good reaction from the
crowd.
Mike Torment goes for a backdrop, but Shawn Bryant
blocks it.
Mike Torment hits Shawn Bryant with an elbow.
Mike Torment goes for an Asai leg lariat, but Shawn
Bryant side-steps and
Mike Torment only hits air.
Mike Torment sits up.
Shawn Bryant goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but
Mike Torment blocks it.
Mike Torment gives him a kneebreaker.
Mike Torment hits Shawn Bryant with a kick.
Mike Torment whips Shawn Bryant into the ropes, but
Shawn Bryant reverses it.
Mike Torment hits Shawn Bryant with a kick.
Mike Torment goes for a half Boston, but Shawn Bryant
blocks it.
Shawn Bryant chops Mike Torment.
Shawn Bryant is starting to get under the crowd's
skin.
Shawn Bryant punches Mike Torment.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Mike Torment hits Shawn Bryant.
The crowd is cheering on Mike Torment.
Mike Torment hits Shawn Bryant.
Mike Torment hits Shawn Bryant.
Mike Torment is getting a good reaction from the
crowd.
Mike Torment goes for a backdrop, but Shawn Bryant
blocks it.
Shawn Bryant runs into the ropes.
Mike Torment misses with a shoulderblock.
Mike Torment goes for a superkick, but Shawn Bryant
ducks out of the way.
Shawn Bryant goes for a spinning back suplex, but Mike
Torment counters it with
a bulldog.
The crowd is cheering on Mike Torment.
Mike Torment hits Shawn Bryant with a superkick.
Mike Torment nails Shawn Bryant with a heart punch.
There are lots of chants for Mike Torment.
Mike Torment uses a kneebreaker on Shawn Bryant.
There are lots of chants for Mike Torment.
Mike Torment goes for a backdrop, but Shawn Bryant
blocks it.
Shawn Bryant hits Mike Torment.
The crowd is booing Shawn Bryant.
Mike Torment kicks Shawn Bryant.
The crowd is really behind Mike Torment.
Mike Torment punches Shawn Bryant.
Mike Torment chops Shawn Bryant.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mike Torment kicks Shawn Bryant.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mike Torment goes for a kneebreaker, but Shawn Bryant
blocks it.
Mike Torment hits a superkick on Shawn Bryant.
Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Shawn Bryant.
Mike Torment goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mike Torment leaves the ring.
He returns with a baseball bat.
Mike Torment puts Shawn Bryant in a figure-four
leglock.
Shawn Bryant tries to fight the pain.
Shawn Bryant summons one last burst of energy.
James Beard tells Shawn Bryant to respond or he'll
stop the fight.
Shawn Bryant nods.
Shawn Bryant is barely hanging in there.
James Beard asks Shawn Bryant if he's still there.
Shawn Bryant nods.
Shawn Bryant tries to fight the pain.
Mike Torment releases the hold after 43 seconds.
Mike Torment hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment.
Mike Torment runs into the ropes.
Shawn Bryant goes for an inverted DDT, but Mike
Torment blocks it.
Mike Torment puts Shawn Bryant in a full nelson camel
clutch.
Shawn Bryant is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Shawn Bryant breaks the hold after 9 seconds.
Shawn Bryant takes Mike Torment down with a double
underhook faceslam.
Shawn Bryant is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Shawn Bryant leaves the ring.
He returns with brass knuckles.
Shawn Bryant takes a swing at Mike Torment with the
knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
Mike Torment snatches the knuckles from him.
Mike Torment hits him with the knuckles.
Mike Torment runs into the ropes.
Mike Torment hits Shawn Bryant with a kick.
Mike Torment nails Shawn Bryant with a kneebreaker.
Mike Torment locks Shawn Bryant in a full nelson camel
clutch.
Shawn Bryant breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Shawn Bryant takes a swing at Mike Torment with the
knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
Mike Torment snatches the knuckles from him.
Mike Torment hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment.
Mike Torment goes for a half Boston, but Shawn Bryant
blocks it.
Shawn Bryant goes for an inverted power bomb, but Mike
Torment blocks it.
Mike Torment nails Shawn Bryant with a double-arm DDT.
Delirium tries to interfere, but Heather prevents her
from doing so.

Brian Bowers emerges from the crowd and sneaks around
the ring.
Brian Bowers looks for something underneath the ring.
Brian Bowers finds a shovel.
Mike Torment hasn't noticed Brian Bowers yet.

TM: Brian Bowers has got that damn shovel again!
SL: And Torment hasn't even noticed him!

Brian Bowers signals to Shawn Bryant.
Shawn Bryant whips Mike Torment into the ropes.
Brian Bowers hits Mike Torment in the back of the head
with the shovel.
The crowd is wildly booing Brian Bowers with only a few scattered 
cheers audible.
Mike Torment falls forward.
Shawn Bryant executes the Ragnarok on Mike Torment.
Shawn Bryant goes for the cover.
Brian Bowers holds Mike Torment's legs.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mike Torment tries to kick out, but can't.

TM: Mike Torment TRYING to kick out of the Ragnarok, but Bowers is holding his legs! I can't believe the referee is even making the count! 
This match should be thrown out!

James Beard counts: One, Mike Torment tries to kick out, but can't...two, Mike Torment tries to kick out, but can't...three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is Shawn Bryant. Time of match: 0:07:40

SL: Shawn Bryant picks up a VERY tainted win here tonight!
TM: Mike Torment dominated this entire match, right from the 
opening bell, but Brian Bowers won the match for his teammate,
not only by hitting Mike Torment with a shovel, but by holding his legs toprevent the kick-out, too!
SL: Torment would have kicked out at ONE if it wasn't for Bowers 
holding his legs!

Mike Torment is furious.
Brian Bowers rolls into the ring.
Brian Bowers brings the shovel in with him.
Brian Bowers takes a swing at Mike Torment with the shovel, but Mike Torment grabs it.

SL: Torment grabs the shovel!

Mike Torment nails Brian Bowers with a kick to the
midsection.
Brian Bowers lets go of the shovel.
Mike Torment brings the shovel down hard on Brian Bowers' back.

TM: Shot to the back by Mike Torment! Bowers is down!

Brian Bowers falls to the mat.
Mike Torment kicks Brian Bowers in the head.
Mike Torment kicks Brian Bowers in the head.
Mike Torment kicks Brian Bowers in the head.
Brian Bowers is busted wide open.

SL: Torment opens Bowers up with a series of vicious kicks to the 
face!

Mike Torment stomps Brian Bowers.
Mike Torment stomps Brian Bowers.
Mike Torment stomps Brian Bowers.

SL: Mike Torment putting the boots to Brian Bowers!

Mike Torment stomps Brian Bowers.
Mike Torment stomps Brian Bowers.
Mike Torment stomps Brian Bowers.
Mike Torment stomps Brian Bowers.
Shawn Bryant hits Mike Torment from behind with a low
blow.

TM: But Shawn Bryant hits a low blow to turn the tide!
SL: Shin Jun Rui KNOW they can't beat Mike Torment individually...but even Torment's not going to be able to fight off TWO
men after he's already wrestled a match! Not when one of them's over sevenfeet tall, and the other one's got a damn shovel!

Mike Torment doubles over in pain.
Shawn Bryant executes a release powerbomb on Mike
Torment.

TM: High-release powerbomb by Shawn Bryant!

Shawn Bryant helps Brian Bowers to his feet.
Brian Bowers is still groggy.

SL: And he helps his boss to his feet! How freaking courteous.

Shawn Bryant picks Mike Torment up and holds him in a full nelson.
Mike Torment is struggling to break free.
Brian Bowers picks up the shovel.

TM: Come on! Bryant already won the match, this is completely 
unnecessary!

Brian Bowers hauls back with the shovel.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Brian Bowers takes a swing at Mike Torment with the
shovel, but Mike Torment ducks out of the way.
Brian Bowers almost hits Shawn Bryant, but manages to
stop short.
Brian Bowers swings the handle of the shovel up into
Mike Torment's groin.
Mike Torment's face contorts in pain.
The ring is rapidly filling up with debris.

SL: ANOTHER low blow! There was NO need for that!
TM: Torment WAS still holding his own...he almost tricked Bowers 
into hitting Shawn Bryant with that shovel, but Bowersmanaged to stop short!
SL: And he nailed Torment below the belt with thehandle of that shovel!

Brian Bowers motions for Shawn Bryant to lift Mike
Torment up.

TM: No! Somebody STOP this! Bryant's lifting him up again!

Brian Bowers hits Mike Torment with the shovel.
Mike Torment is busted wide open.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Shawn Bryant drops Mike Torment.
Brian Bowers calls for a mic.
The "fuck off and die" chant has already started up.

Brian Bowers: You could have just backed off, Torment.
You could have just ACCEPTED that your time is up, and gracefully given upyour position at the top of this federation. But you couldn't do it...you couldn't let it go. You forced me to do this, Mike. You have, ONCE AGAIN, forced me to illustrate everything for you, with the faint hope that maybeTHIS time you'll finally get it. Here we are again, Torment...you, bleeding andsemi-conscious on the mat, at the feet of Shin Jun Rui. You can stop thisany time you want, Mike...all you have to do is walk away. It's all sosimple, Mike. If you stop trying to get back up, we'll stop knocking you down.

Brian Bowers drops the mic.
Brian Bowers and Shawn Bryant leave the ring and exit
through the service doors, as "The Antipop" by Primus blares over the PA

Mike Torment begins to get to his feet.
Mike Torment is a bloody mess.
Torment rolls out of the ring and looks around the crowd.
Mike Torment turns to the fans and poses.
"Suicide" Steve Fella walks out onto the entrance ramp. 
SL: Holy crap! Now what? 

He has the Singapore Cane over his shoulder and the SFWL World Title around his waist.
The fans go crazy.
Mike Torment thinks the cheers are for him.
Steve Fella sprints down the entrance ramp.
Steve Fella hits Mike Torment over the head with the Singapore Cane.
Steve Fella takes multiple shots at Mike Torment with the Singapore Cane.
Steve Fella pulls Mike Torment to his feet.
Steve Fella hits him again with the Singapore Cane.
Steve Fella rolls Mike Torment back into the ring.
Steve Fella climbs to the top rope.
Steve Fella stops and poses.
Steve Fella lands a frog splash with the title belt
around his waist on Mike Torment.
Steve Fella takes the World Title off.
Steve Fella raises the belt above his head.
A sick grin comes across his face.
He turns back to Mike Torment.
Steve Fella lays the World Title on the canvas.
Steve Fella pulls Mike Torment to his feet.
Steve Fella executes a cradle piledriver on Mike
Torment on the World Title.
Steve Fella immediately pulls Mike Torment back up.
Steve Fella lands another cradle piledriver on Mike
Torment on the World Title.
Steve Fella shakes his head.
Steve Fella hits the cradle piledriver on Mike Torment
on the World Title.
Mike Torment is out.
Steve Fella picks up the SFWL World Title.
He is about to leave the ring, but changes his mind.
Steve Fella places a foot on Mike Torment.
Steve Fella raises the World Title above his head.
The fans are going crazy.
Steve Fella looks down at Mike Torment and spits on
him.

"Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime hits.
Steve Fella continues to pose in the ring.
TM: Is it time for the Chris Steele match yet? I guess it is! 

They lock up.
Chris Steele executes a snap suplex on Dylan Pierce.
Chris Steele runs into the ropes.
Dylan Pierce nails Chris Steele with a jumping DDT.
A small "Dylan Pierce" chant is being started.
Dylan Pierce hits Chris Steele with a Frankensteiner.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Dylan Pierce hits a jumping DDT on Chris Steele.
Dylan Pierce leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes and springs off the
chair.
Dylan Pierce executes a Frankensteiner on Chris
Steele.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes.
Elle Phillips trips Dylan Pierce.
Dylan Pierce whips Chris Steele into the ropes, but
Chris Steele reverses it.
Dylan Pierce misses with a clothesline.
Dylan Pierce hits Chris Steele with a kick.
Dylan Pierce runs into the ropes.
Chris Steele misses with an elbow.
Dylan Pierce misses with a clothesline.
Chris Steele misses with a clothesline.
Dylan Pierce uses a backspin DDT on Chris Steele.
There are lots of chants for Dylan Pierce.
Dylan Pierce is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Dylan Pierce nails Chris Steele with a snap suplex.
Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring.
Dylan Pierce takes Chris Steele down with a reverse
flying elbowdrop.
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Pierce.
Dylan Pierce goes for Rehearsal for Tragedy, but Chris
Steele blocks it.
Chris Steele takes Dylan Pierce down with a single-leg
takedown.
Chris Steele hits Dylan Pierce with a flying lariat.
Chris Steele raises his arms.
A small "Chris Steele" chant is being started.
Dylan Pierce sits up.
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Pierce.
Chris Steele whips Dylan Pierce into the turnbuckle.
Dylan Pierce comes back and rocks Chris Steele with an
elbow.
Dylan Pierce goes for a double underhook faceslam, but
Chris Steele blocks it.
Chris Steele executes a full nelson faceslam on Dylan
Pierce.
The crowd is cheering on Chris Steele.
Chris Steele takes Dylan Pierce down with a flying
lariat.
Chris Steele goes for a bulldog, but Dylan Pierce
counters it with a back suplex
.
Dylan Pierce takes Chris Steele down with the
Michinoku Driver.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Dylan Pierce whips Chris Steele into the ropes.
Chris Steele hits Dylan Pierce with an elbow.
Chris Steele whips Dylan Pierce into the turnbuckle,
but Dylan Pierce
reverses it.
Dylan Pierce hits Chris Steele with a backspin DDT.
A small "Dylan Pierce" chant is being started.
Dylan Pierce executes the Cardinal Sin on Chris
Steele.
A small "Dylan Pierce" chant is being started.
Dylan Pierce goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dylan Pierce whips Chris Steele into the ropes.
Chris Steele hits Dylan Pierce with a kick.
Chris Steele executes the 24/7 on Dylan Pierce.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
A small "Chris Steele" chant is being started.

The winner is Chris Steele. Time of match: 0:03:19

Brian Bowers runs down the ramp to the ring.
Rich T. Boy follows close behind, chasing him down.
Shawn Bryant and Wayne Reid jump through the crowd on
either side, and intercept Rich T. Boy with a simulatenous high spear
takedown and football tackle.
Brian Bowers slides into the ring and clips Chris Steele's knee out 
from behind.
Brian Bowers executes a series of alternating mounted elbowsmashes and forearm shots on Chris Steele.
Wayne Reid and Shawn Bryant get to their feet and begin repeatedly 
kicking Rich T. Boy in the ribs and kidney area.
Wayne Reid executes a pulling piledriver on Rich T.Boy.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos
Chris Steele has gotten to his feet.
Chris Steele punches Brian Bowers.
Chris Steele punches Brian Bowers.
The crowd is wildly cheering Chris Steele.
Chris Steele punches Brian Bowers.
Chris Steele punches Brian Bowers.
Chris Steele whips Brian Bowers into the ropes.
Chris Steele goes for a clothesline, but Brian Bowers
ducks out of the 
way.
Wayne Reid trips Chris Steele.
Chris Steele staggers forward into a low blow by Brian
Bowers.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Chris
Steele.
Wayne Reid slides into the ring.
Wayne Reid executes a series of kicks to the ribs on
Chris Steele.
Dylan Pierce climbs to the top rope.
Shawn Bryant grabs Chris Steele's legs and locks on a
figure-four.

TM: Simultaneous NMA and figure-four applied by
Shin Jun Rui!

Chris Steele is writhing in pain.
Wayne Reid stomps Chris Steele.
Wayne Reid steps back, looks at Dylan Pierce, and
nods.
Dylan Pierce hits a frog splash on Chris Steele.
Chris Steele is out cold.

SL: And Dylan Pierce jumps onto him with a frog splash! Chris Steele just got broken in half!

Shawn Bryant lets go after 26 seconds.
Brian Bowers lets go after 39 seconds.
Shawn Bryant spits on Chris Steele.
Rich T. Boy, still on the outside, gets to his feet.
Rich T. Boy grabs a chair and dives into the ring.

SL: Rich T. Boy shaking the cobwebs and coming to
the aid of the fallen Steele!

Rich T. Boy takes a wild swing, catching Brian Bowers
in the back of 
the 
head.
Brian Bowers bails out of the ring.
The crowd is wildly cheering Rich T. Boy.

TM: Bowers is out!

Rich T. Boy hits Wayne Reid with the chair.
Rich T. Boy hits Wayne Reid with the chair.
Rich T. Boy hits Wayne Reid with the chair.
The crowd are tearing the roof off the arena with an
"RTB" chant.
Wayne Reid is busted wide open.
Rich T. Boy hits Wayne Reid with the chair.
Wayne Reid rolls out of the ring.

TM: Reid is out!

Rich T. Boy turns the chair sideways and swings it
full-force at Dylan 
Pierce's head.
Dylan Pierce just manages to duck out of the way.
Dylan Pierce slides out of the ring.
The cheers for Rich T. Boy are deafening.

TM: Pierce is out! Rich T. Boy is cleaning house!
SL: But Shawn Bryant's still in there!

Rich T. Boy hits Shawn Bryant in the midsection with
the chair.
Rich T. Boy hits Shawn Bryant in the midsection with
the chair.

TM: Rich T. Boy knows no fear! He's doing his
damndest to run off 
all of 
Shin Jun rui!

Rich T. Boy takes a swing at Shawn Bryant with the
chair, but Shawn 
Bryant 
grabs it away from him.
Shawn Bryant goes for a chairshot, but Rich T. Boy
superkicks the chair 
into 
his face.
Shawn Bryant falls over the top rope.
Rich T. Boy helps Chris Steele to his feet and rushes
him out of the 
ring 
area before Shin Jun Rui can regroup.
Shin Jun Rui exit the ring area and head for the
service doors, but 
Shawn 
Bryant stays behind.
Shawn Bryant walks over to Elle Phillips, catching her
before she can 
leave, 
and grabs her by the hair.
Elle Phillips is screaming.
Shawn Bryant picks Elle Phillips up, and rolls her
into the ring.
Shawn Bryant executes the Ragnarok on Elle Phillips.

"Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits, and Shawn Bryant heads
to the back.
As Shawn Bryant catches up with the rest of Shin Jun
Rui, Bowers gives 
him a 
"maybe that was too far" type look.

They lock up.
The Professional takes Malik Johnson down with a
double-arm DDT.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The Professional goes for a forearm smash, but Malik
Johnson blocks it.
Malik Johnson whips The Professional into the
turnbuckle.
Malik Johnson hits The Professional with a Cradle DDT.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Malik Johnson executes a DDT on The Professional.
A few fans are cheering on Malik Johnson.
Malik Johnson whips The Professional into the ropes,
but The Professional
reverses it.
The Professional hits Malik Johnson with a
shoulderblock.
The Professional runs into the ropes.
The Professional nails Malik Johnson with a backspin
DDT.
The Professional is starting to get under the crowd's
skin.
The Professional whips Malik Johnson into the ropes.
The Professional hits Malik Johnson with an elbow.
The Professional takes Malik Johnson down with a
double-arm DDT.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The Professional uses a roundhouse right on Malik
Johnson.
The Professional whips Malik Johnson into the ropes.
Malik Johnson misses with a shoulderblock.
Malik Johnson nails The Professional with a backspin
DDT.
Malik Johnson raises his hands in the air.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Malik
Johnson.
Malik Johnson whips The Professional into the ropes,
but The Professional
reverses it.
The Professional nails Malik Johnson with a roundhouse
right.
The Professional goes for a roundhouse right, but
Malik Johnson
counters it with an armbreaker.
Malik Johnson whips The Professional into the ropes.
The Professional hits a backspin DDT on Malik Johnson.
The Professional throws Malik Johnson out of the ring.
The Professional goes for slingshot rana, but Malik
Johnson
moves out of the way.
The crowd is cheering on Malik Johnson.
Malik Johnson knocks The Professional into the
ringpost.
Malik Johnson knocks The Professional into the
ringpost.
The crowd is really behind Malik Johnson.
Malik Johnson whips The Professional into the
guardrail.
Malik Johnson throws The Professional back into the
ring.
Malik Johnson nails The Professional with the
springboard DDT.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Malik Johnson uses a jumping side kick on The
Professional.
Malik Johnson raises his hands in the air.
There are lots of chants for Malik Johnson.
Malik Johnson executes a dragon screw on The
Professional.
Malik Johnson whips The Professional into the ropes,
but The Professional
reverses it.
Malik Johnson nails The Professional with a spear.
Malik Johnson whips The Professional into the ropes.
Malik Johnson hits The Professional with a kick.
Malik Johnson catches The Professional in a chinlock
deathlock submission.
The Professional reaches the ropes after being trapped
for 5 seconds.
Malik Johnson raises his hands in the air.
There are lots of chants for Malik Johnson.
Malik Johnson leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Malik Johnson sets up the chair.
Malik Johnson goes for the Michinoku Driver, but The
Professional blocks it.
The Professional nails Malik Johnson with an armdrag
takedown.
The Professional uses a dropkick on Malik Johnson.
Earl Hebner removes the chair from the ring.
The Professional uses a chop on Malik Johnson.
The Professional goes for a DDT, but Malik Johnson
counters it with a backdrop.
Malik Johnson hits a dragon screw on The Professional.
Malik Johnson hits The Professional.
Malik Johnson hits The Professional.
Malik Johnson chops The Professional.
Malik Johnson goes for a Cradle DDT, but The
Professional blocks it.
The Professional executes the Professional Courtesy on
Malik Johnson.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The Professional goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
The Professional further incites the crowd.

The winner is The Professional. Time of match: 0:04:55













122 
They lock up.
Erick Hayes takes Dylan Pierce down with a charging
axhandle bodyblock.
Erick Hayes whips Dylan Pierce into the ropes, but
Dylan Pierce reverses it.
Dylan Pierce hits Erick Hayes with a shoulderblock.
Dylan Pierce goes for a springboard twisting
moonsault, but Erick Hayes
rolls out of the way.
Erick Hayes is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Erick Hayes puts Dylan Pierce in a choke against the
ropes.
Dylan Pierce reaches the ropes after being trapped for
5 seconds.
Erick Hayes places Dylan Pierce on the turnbuckle.
Erick Hayes nails Dylan Pierce with a top-rope power
bomb.
Erick Hayes throws Dylan Pierce out of the ring.
Erick Hayes goes through the ropes.
Erick Hayes knocks Dylan Pierce into the ringsteps.
Erick Hayes is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Erick Hayes executes a fallaway slam on Dylan Pierce.
Erick Hayes reenters the ring.
Dylan Pierce follows him back in.
Erick Hayes waves his rebel flag.
Erick Hayes is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Erick Hayes hits a leaping swinging DDT on Dylan
Pierce.
Tim White counts: One, kickout.
Erick Hayes waves his rebel flag.
Erick Hayes is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Erick Hayes hits a flying shoulderblock on Dylan
Pierce.
Erick Hayes is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Erick Hayes runs into the ropes.
Dylan Pierce goes for a jumping DDT, but Erick Hayes
counters it with a kneebar.
Dylan Pierce is struggling to reach the ropes.
Dylan Pierce reaches the ropes after being trapped for
15 seconds.
Erick Hayes waves his rebel flag.
The crowd is booing Erick Hayes.
Erick Hayes hits a flying headbutt on Dylan Pierce.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Erick Hayes uses a leaping swinging DDT on Dylan
Pierce.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Erick Hayes complains about a slow count.
Erick Hayes waves his rebel flag.
The crowd is booing Erick Hayes.
Erick Hayes gives the sign for the Deadly Impact.
Erick Hayes executes the Deadly Impact on Dylan
Pierce.
The crowd is booing Erick Hayes.
Erick Hayes goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Erick Hayes runs into the ropes.
Dylan Pierce executes a spinning thrust kick on Erick
Hayes.
A small "Dylan Pierce" chant is being started.
Dylan Pierce whips Erick Hayes into the ropes, but
Erick Hayes reverses it.
Dylan Pierce hits Erick Hayes with a clothesline.
Dylan Pierce is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Dylan Pierce goes for a full nelson faceslam, but
Erick Hayes counters it with
a jawbreaker.
Erick Hayes is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dylan Pierce sits up.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dylan Pierce.
Erick Hayes tags out to Tommy Johnson.
Erick Hayes executes a Steinerline on Dylan Pierce.
Tommy Johnson hits a spinning DDT on Dylan Pierce.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Tommy Johnson and Erick Hayes hit Dylan Pierce with a
double low blow.
Erick Hayes leaves the ring.
Tommy Johnson runs into the ropes.
Tommy Johnson takes Dylan Pierce down with a short
lariat.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Tommy Johnson flips the crowd a bird.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Dylan Pierce sits up.
A small "Dylan Pierce" chant is being started.
Tommy Johnson whips Dylan Pierce into the turnbuckle.
Dylan Pierce comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Tommy Johnson goes for a flying axhandle, but Dylan
Pierce counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Dylan Pierce kicks Tommy Johnson.
Tommy Johnson hits Dylan Pierce.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Dylan Pierce chops Tommy Johnson.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dylan Pierce.
Dylan Pierce kicks Tommy Johnson.
A small "Dylan Pierce" chant is being started.
Tommy Johnson hits Dylan Pierce.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Tommy Johnson uses a short lariat on Dylan Pierce.
Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Tommy Johnson flips the crowd a bird.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Dylan Pierce sits up.
Dylan Pierce is getting a good reaction from the
crowd.
Tommy Johnson whips Dylan Pierce into the turnbuckle.
Tommy Johnson runs shoulder-first into the corner, but
Dylan Pierce lifts his
knee.
Dylan Pierce kicks Tommy Johnson.
There are lots of chants for Dylan Pierce.
Dylan Pierce punches Tommy Johnson.
There are lots of chants for Dylan Pierce.
Dylan Pierce whips Tommy Johnson into the ropes.
Dylan Pierce hits Tommy Johnson with a shoulderblock.
Dylan Pierce tags out to Shawn Bryant.
Dylan Pierce goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Tommy
Johnson counters it with
a faceslam.
Dylan Pierce rolls out of the ring.
Tommy Johnson nails Shawn Bryant with a kick to the
groin.
Tommy Johnson whips Shawn Bryant into the ropes, but
Shawn Bryant reverses it.
Shawn Bryant uses a superkick on Tommy Johnson.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn
Bryant.
Shawn Bryant whips Tommy Johnson into the ropes, but
Tommy Johnson reverses it.
Tommy Johnson goes for a short lariat, but Shawn
Bryant counters it with
a Gorilla Press.
Shawn Bryant executes a spinning DDT on Tommy Johnson.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn
Bryant.

A fan at ringside begins heckling Erick Hayes.
Erick Hayes is pissed.
Tommy Johnson hollars at Erick Hayes.

Ann #1: Hayes should focus on recapturing the titles,
not arguing with fans.

Pierce and Bryant begin to double team Tommy Johnson.
Erick Hayes grabs the fan.
The fan sprays mace into the eyes of Erick Hayes.

Ann #2: What the hell???

The fan jumps the rail, and attack Erick Hayes.
The fan repeatedly ramns Erick Hayes head into the
floor.
Erick Hayes passes out from the beating.

Ann#2: That's what happens with the SFWL Executive
Committee jacks up the prices of the tickets.

The fan runs down to the ring, and says something to
Onslaught.
Onslaught laughs, and let's go of Tommy Johnson.
The fan grabs Tommy Johnson and drags him into the
corner.

Ann#2: I hate it when these backyard types think they
know it all... What the hell is he doing.

The fan jumps up on the second turnbuckle, and hooks
Tommy Johnson in the powerbomb position.

Ann #1: He's setting him up for the Best Damn Bomb...
Holy Sh...

The fan executes the Best Damn Bomb on Tommy Johnson.
The people in the crowd begin to cheer.
The fan tears the hood off his head.
It's Kent McKnight.
He's head is wrapped in a blood soaked bandage.

Ann#2: I knew it! He ruined the promos, and now he
ruins the match.

Kent McKnight continues to pound on Tommy Johnson.
Kent McKnight sets him up for another Best Damn Bomb.
Tommy Johnson goes down hard.
Kent McKnight rolls him into the center of the ring.
Dylan Pierce goes for pin...
Kent McKnight smiles as the referee counts: One... Two
... Three

The winners are Onslaught. Time of match: 0:04:43

Kent McKnight rolls out of the ring, and limps passed
Erick Hayes.
Kent McKnight kicks him one more time.