Snow is falling on a on a wrestling ring which is sitting in the middle of a large field. The field is filled with shattered buildings that are on fire. The snow gets heavier as “SFWL Winter Wasteland” appears on the screen. Faces of SFWL superstars start passing through the screen… Rich T. Boy… The Ruffencks… Ash… OnSlaught… Overdose… The Frat… The Street Squad… The Perfect Team… Gunther Franks… Tyler McDonald… Wayne Reid… Sabre… Jack Schitt… Mike Torment… Steve Fella… The Professional… Paine… Kent McKnight… Chris Steele… The Grimm Reaper… A shot of the Grimm Reaper with the World title, standing in the snow is shown. All the faces of the SFWL wrestlers are situated behind him. The faces of all the wrestlers fly at the screen. The snow gets heavier and heavier until the screen is all white. Blasts of pyro shoot across the screen as a shot of the crowd is shown. (The camera cuts to the Canadian Announcers’ Table, where Del Davis and “Big” Paul Briggs, seen on SFWL television for the first time in over three months, are seated.) Davis: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Winter Wasteland! It’s been a long time, but we are back on SFWL TV, and we are proud to be bringing you tonight’s first two matchups! Briggs: Up first, we’ve got tag team action, as two rookie teams here in the SFWL square off in a street fight! It’s going to be Syn and Excidium – collectively known as Onslaught – taking on the Roughnecks, Erick Hayes and Tommy Johnson! Davis: These are two young teams, both with a lot of potential. Whoever wins this match is going to have a real leg up on the tag team division! They lock up. Erick Hayes whips Excidium into the ropes, but Excidium reverses it. Davis: Hayes and Excidium starting this match off. Delirium trips Erick Hayes. Briggs: Delerium already getting involved! Excidium hits Erick Hayes with a reverse neckbreaker. A portion of the crowd is booing Excidium. Excidium goes for a running power bomb, but Erick Hayes blocks it. Briggs: Hayes blocks the attempted power bomb... Erick Hayes gives him a Steinerline, but Excidium only stares at him. Davis: But Excidium just shrugs off the Steinerline! Erick Hayes throws Excidium out of the ring. Davis: Excidium sent over the top rope! Erick Hayes goes through the ropes. Tommy Johnson comes over to make it two-on-one. Tommy Johnson gives him a short lariat, but Excidium only stares at him. Erick Hayes goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Excidium blocks it. Briggs: A two-on-one assault by the Roughnecks, but it has almost no effect on Excidium! Excidium is handed the Black Pipe. Davis: Delerium handed Excidium that pipe! Excidium hits him with the Black Pipe. Briggs: And he levelled Hayes with it! A portion of the crowd is booing Excidium. Syn comes over to make it two-on-one. Davis: Onslaught double-teaming Hayes now. Excidium and Syn hit Erick Hayes with a double legsweep faceslam. Briggs: A double legsweep faceslam on the concrete! That could end this match right here! Syn nails Erick Hayes with a spinning thrust kick. Excidium goes for a German suplex, but Erick Hayes counters it with a facerake. Davis: Hayes goes to the eyes! Excidium gives him a swinging neckbreaker, but Erick Hayes doesn't budge. Briggs: But he can’t take Excidium down! Syn comes over to make it two-on-one. Syn goes for a spinning thrust kick, but Erick Hayes blocks it. Davis: Hayes blocks the thrust kick... Tommy Johnson locks Syn in an airplane spin. Briggs: And Johnson takes Steele up in an airplane spin! Tommy Johnson releases the hold after 9 seconds. Tommy Johnson takes Syn down with a T-Bone Suplex. Davis: Johnson with a picture-perfect T-Bone Suplex! Erick Hayes comes over to make it two-on-one. Excidium comes over and lays out Erick Hayes. Briggs: All four men brawling on the outside! A portion of the crowd is cheering Excidium. Excidium executes a thrust kick to the head on Tommy Johnson. Davis: Excidium just FLATTENED Johnson with a thrust kick to the back of the head! Syn goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Tommy Johnson blocks it. Briggs: But Syn can’t follow up on it! Davis: Excidium definitely looking like the stronger of the two tonight. Tommy Johnson sets up a table. Davis: Johnson setting up that table... Tommy Johnson whips Syn into the guardrail. Tommy Johnson whips Syn into the guardrail. Briggs: Syn sent hard into the guardrail! Tommy Johnson is handed the lead pipe. Davis: Now Johnson’s got a weapon! Tommy Johnson hits him with the lead pipe. Briggs: Johnson just drilled Syn right in the forehead with that pipe! Tommy Johnson is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Tommy Johnson whips Syn into the guardrail. Erick Hayes comes over to make it two-on-one. Excidium comes over and lays out Erick Hayes. Davis: Excidium comes from behind and takes Hayes down! Excidium executes a DDT on Tommy Johnson. Briggs: And he drops Hayes with a DDT on the concrete! Davis: Syn climbing up onto the ring apron... Syn hits Tommy Johnson with a reverse flying elbowdrop. Davis: Reverse flying elbow by Syn! Syn driving that elbow right into Tommy Johnson’s midsection! Syn sets up Tommy Johnson on the table. Briggs: Syn setting him up... Syn tries to drive Tommy Johnson through the table with a double underhook faceslam, but he blocks it. Davis: But Johnson blocks the Pedigree! Tommy Johnson nails Syn with a forearm to the back. Tommy Johnson flips the crowd a bird. Quite a few boos are audible. Erick Hayes comes over to make it two-on-one. Excidium comes over, but gets cut off. Briggs: James Beard have given up ANY hope of keeping this match under control! Erick Hayes takes Syn down with a Steinerline. Davis: Hayes takes Syn down! Tommy Johnson grabs a chair. Tommy Johnson sets up the chair. Briggs: Johnson positioning that steel chair for something... Tommy Johnson takes Syn down with a crotch slam onto the chair. Davis: Crotch slam onto the steel chair by Tommy Johnson! Erick Hayes comes over to make it two-on-one. Briggs: And here comes Hayes! Erick Hayes sets up the chair. Erick Hayes uses a belly-to-belly suplex onto the chair on Syn. Davis: Syn spiked hard onto that chair with a belly-to-belly suplex! Briggs: The Roughnecks have Syn isolated from his partner! They’ve got Syn at their mercy! Tommy Johnson hits Syn with a spinning DDT. Davis: Spinning DDT by Johnson! Erick Hayes goes for a Steinerline, but Syn counters it with a crucifix. Briggs: Syn counters the Steinerline! Syn whips Tommy Johnson into the guardrail. Davis: And he sends Johnson headlong into the guardrail! Excidium comes over to make it two-on-one. Briggs: Excidium back in the match, evening the odds at two-on-two! Syn and Excidium hit Tommy Johnson with a double inverted DDT. Davis: Double inverted DDT by Onlsaught, and Tommy Johnson is out of it! Excidium comes over to make it two-on-one. Syn and Excidium hit Erick Hayes with a double thrust kick to the head. Briggs: Hayes goes down to a double thrust kick! Davis: Onslaught showing off some devastating tag team maneuvers in this contest! Syn goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Tommy Johnson blocks it. Davis: Once again, Syn unable to hit the Michinoku Driver! Tommy Johnson hits a kick to the groin on Syn. Briggs: Johnson buys some time with a cheap shot! Tommy Johnson is handed a fire extinguisher. Davis: And now he’s got a fire extinguisher! Tommy Johnson hits him with the fire extinguisher. Tommy Johnson is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Tommy Johnson hits him with the fire extinguisher. Quite a few boos are audible. Tommy Johnson hits him with a fire extinguisher. Briggs: Tommy Johnson just brutalizing Syn with that fire extinguisher! They're brawling inside the ring area. Syn knocks Tommy Johnson into the ringsteps. Davis: But Syn returns fire with a whip into the ringsteps! A small "Syn" chant is being started. Excidium comes over to make it two-on-one. Excidium hits Tommy Johnson with a superkick. Briggs: Superkick by the big man sends Tommy Johnson sprawling! Syn executes a back suplex on Tommy Johnson. Davis: And Syn takes him over with a back suplex! Excidium comes over to make it two-on-one. Syn and Excidium hit Tommy Johnson with a double reverse neckbreaker. Briggs: Double neckbreaker by Onslaught! Erick Hayes comes over and lays out Excidium. Davis: Erick Hayes makes the belated save! Erick Hayes goes for a Steinerline, but Syn ducks out of the way. Erick Hayes hits Tommy Johnson. Briggs: Syn ducked out of the way! Erick Hayes just laid out his own partner with the Steinerline! Syn whips Tommy Johnson into the guardrail. Briggs: Tommy Johnson send into the steel railing! Excidium reenters the ring. Davis: And Excidium re-enters the ring! Briggs: Erick Hayes is right behind him! Erick Hayes tags out to Tommy Johnson. Davis: Tag made by the Roughnecks. Erick Hayes goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Excidium blocks it. Excidium uses a legsweep faceslam on Erick Hayes. A portion of the crowd is booing Excidium. Briggs: Hayes driven to the mat with a reverse Russian legsweep! Excidium whips Erick Hayes into the ropes. Davis: Hayes shot into the ropes... Excidium hits Erick Hayes with a kick. Briggs: And he rebounds right into a big boot! Excidium goes for a spinning DDT, but Erick Hayes counters it with a backdrop. Davis: Hayes conters the spinning DDT with a back body drop! Erick Hayes tags out to Tommy Johnson. Briggs: And he quickly tags out to Tommy Johnson! Tommy Johnson hits a forearm to the back on Excidium. Davis: Johnson connects with a forearm to the back! He rolls Excidium up... Tommy Johnson is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: And it’s good for two! Tommy Johnson locks Excidium in a chinlock deathlock submission. Davis: Johnson locking down with the chinlock submission! Excidium reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Briggs: But Excidium’s too close to the ropes! Tommy Johnson takes Excidium down with an inverted DDT. Davis: Johnson drops Excidium on his head with an inverted DDT, and now he’s going to the top rope! Tommy Johnson takes Excidium down with a flying legdrop. Briggs: Flying legdrop by Johnson! He covers... James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And he gets another two-count! Briggs: This is the first time in this match we’ve seen the Roughnecks have ANY kind of success against Excidium! Davis: They’re starting to figure the big man out, to formulate a strategy... Tommy Johnson uses a kick to the groin on Excidium. Briggs: Some strategy. Tommy Johnson goes for a powerslam, but Excidium blocks it. Davis: Johnson couldn’t pick Excidium up for the powerslam! Excidium executes a jack-knife power bomb on Tommy Johnson. Briggs: High-release powerbomb by Excidium! He covers... James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: He nearly got him! Excidium executes the Ragnarok on Tommy Johnson. Briggs: And there it is! The Ragnarok! Davis: Excidium with a lateral press... A portion of the crowd is booing Excidium. Excidium goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is cheering Excidium. The winners are Onslaught. Time of match: 0:08:47 Briggs: And it’s over! Onslaught picks up the win in just under nine minutes! Davis: Onslaught, and particularly Excidium, were very impressive out there tonight! They’re going to have a bright future in the tag team division. Excidium and Syn attack Erick Hayes from behind. Briggs: What the hell!? The match is OVER! Tommy Johnson comes over to help, but is met with a superkick from Excidium. Excidium executes the Ragnarok on Tommy Johnson. Davis: This is completely uncalled for! Onslaught already WON the match – what are they trying to prove? Syn kicks Erick Hayes in the stomach. Syn executes a shoulder lift into a facebuster on Erick Hayes. Briggs: Electric Chair Facebuster by Syn! Syn picks a groggy Erick Hayes up. Excidium sits on the top tunrbuckle. Davis: The seven-footer going up top! Syn places Erick Hayes on Excidium's shoulders, facing the same way as Excidium. Briggs: What are they doing? Excidium, clutching Erick Hayes' ankles, slowly (and shakily) stands up. Syn takes a deep breath. Davis: What in the world are they going to... Syn runs towards the turnbuckle, springs straight up off the second rope, and executes a super-hurricanrana off of Excidium's shoulders. Half the crowd is booing, half is chanting "Holy Shit!" Erick Hayes and Syn aren't moving. Briggs: I don’t believe it! Excidium had Hayes up on his shoulders, and Syn took him down with a rana! Excidium hits a splash on Erick Hayes. Tommy Johnson punches Excidium in the back of the head. Davis: Tommy Johnson trying to come to the aid of his partner! Tommy Johnson whips Excidium into the ropes. Tommy Johnson goes for a clothesline, but Excidium ducks and hits a neckbreaker. Briggs: Excidium takes Hayes down with a neckbreaker! Excidium puts Tommy Johnson in the Sharpshooter. Davis: And he locks on the Sharpshooter! Tommy Johnson is screaming in pain. Excidium tightens the hold. Briggs: Now, come ON! This is too much! Tommy Johnson is writhing in pain. Excidium gets a wicked grin on his face, and cinches in the hold. Tommy Johnson is struggling to get out. Excidium falls back into a bridge, still holding the Sharpshooter. Davis: This is an unusually vicious take on the sasoru-gatame! As if the Sharpshooter wasn't painful enough, he's fallen back into a bridge! Tommy Johnson is frantically tapping out. Tommy Johnson passes out from the pain. Briggs: Johnson's unconscious! Excidium doesn't break the hold. SFWL Officials swarm to the ring. Syn slowly gets to his feet. SFWL Officials are trying to get Excidium to break the hold. Davis: Security trying to get Excidium to break that hold! Erick Hayes rolls to one side, holding his ribs. EMT's come out with a stretcher, and load Erick Hayes onto it. Tommy Johnson is having trouble breathing. Briggs: Tommy Johnson is in bad shape! He’s been in that hold for a long time! Syn looks at Tommy Johnson, and gives Excidium a thumbs up sign. Syn throws one SFWL Official out of the ring. Syn superkicks another out. The rest of the Officials back away from Excidium, with Syn taunting them. Davis: Syn actually fighting off security so Excidium can keep that hold on Tommy Johnson! Syn stomps away at Tommy Johnson. Tommy Johnson is turning a shade of red. SFWL Officials throw themselves at Excidium as a collective force. Excidium breaks the hold after 3 minutes and 23 seconds. Briggs: Security FINALLY able to get Excidium off of Johnson! Tommy Johnson isn’t moving. Syn goes towards Johnson, but Excidium shakes his head. Excidium calls for a mic. Excidium: I TOLD you boys! You didn't listen to me, though, did you?! Noo. You kept running your mouth, this and that! I told you we were going to hurt you both! And look who made good on their word. Syn takes the mic. Syn: And what we just did to you boys.. -THAT- was pure wrestling! No steel cages, no barbed-wire bats, no exploding boards, no tables, ladders or chair..That was purely 100% We-kicked-your-ass technical wrestling! You should study it some.. Might help you in the future.. Davis: That was NOT “technical wrestling”. That was blindsiding someone after the match was OVER and locking on a submission hold! That was a completely unjustified attack, is what it was! Syn spikes the mic. "Superstar" by Saliva starts up, and both Syn and Excidium leave the ring area, as EMT's rush down with a stretcher and a first aid kit, and try to bring Tommy Johnson back to consciousness. Davis: Hayes and Johnson being escorted out of the arena after that vicious assault by Onslaught – we’ll try and get an update on their condition later on in the show. Briggs: For now, though, we have to get to our next match. In the first of tonight’s five SFWL title matches, Cruiserweight champion Rich T. Boy is set to defend the strap against Overdose. Davis: Overdose is still looking to find his place in the SFWL, but he can’t be counted out. He’s a talented athlete, and he could well pull off the upset win here tonight! They lock up. Rich T. Boy nails Overdose with a spin kick. Davis: RTB takes him down with a spin kick! Rich T. Boy takes Overdose down with a crucifix. Briggs: RTB’s got Overdose’s shoulders down... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Davis: And he gets two! Rich T. Boy goes for a Frankensteiner, but Overdose counters it with a tiger driver. Briggs: What a counter by Overdose! He just planted Rich T. Boy with a tiger driver! He covers... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And it’s good for two! A small "Overdose" chant is being started. Overdose gets a choke against the ropes on Rich T. Boy. Briggs: Overdose choking Rich T. Boy out on the bottom rope! Rich T. Boy tries to fight the pain. Rich T. Boy breaks the hold after being trapped for 9 seconds. Davis: But Rich T. Boy breaks free! Overdose leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Overdose sets up the chair. Briggs: Overdose bringing that steel chair into the ring... Overdose hits Rich T. Boy with a double underhook faceslam onto the chair. Davis: Double underhook faceslam onto the chair! That could be it for the Cruiserweight champ! Briggs: Overdose with a cover... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... Davis: And Rich T. Boy gets a foot on the ropes! Earl Hebner removes the chair from the ring. Overdose nails Rich T. Boy with a reverse neckbreaker. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Overdose. Overdose uses inverted DDT on Rich T. Boy. Davis: Overdose focusing his offense on the neck of the Cruiserweight champion. Overdose places Rich T. Boy on the turnbuckle. Briggs: The challenger setting him up... Overdose takes Rich T. Boy down with a top-rope DDT. Davis: DDT off the top! That HAS to be it! Briggs: Overdose with a lateral press...he’s got the leg hooked... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Briggs: And Rich T. Boy JUST gets the shoulder up in time! Overdose whips Rich T. Boy into the ropes. Overdose uses a German suplex on Rich T. Boy. Davis: German suplex by Overdose! He’s got RTB bridged... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: Still only got two! Overdose yells to the crowd. A few fans are cheering on Overdose. Overdose goes for a double underhook suplex, but Rich T. Boy counters it with a backdrop. Davis: RTB counters the underhook suplex! Rich T. Boy hits Overdose with a clothesline. Briggs: And he takes Overdose down with a clothesline! Rich T. Boy goes for a handspring moonsault, but Overdose rolls out of the way. Davis: Handspring moonsault catches nothing but canvas! You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Overdose. Overdose hits Rich T. Boy with a Northern Lights suplex. Briggs: Overdose takes him down with a Northern Lights suplex! He holds on for the bridge... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes. Davis: Rich T. Boy able to reach the bottom rope! Overdose whips Rich T. Boy into the turnbuckle, but Rich T. Boy reverses it. Davis: Overdose reversed into the turnbuckle! Rich T. Boy charges in, but is met with an elbowsmash. Briggs: But RTB runs right into an elbowsmash! Overdose gets the cross-faced chicken wing on Rich T. Boy. Davis: Overdose has the cross-faced chickenwing on him! Rich T. Boy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Briggs: But he’s STILL too close to the ropes! Davis: Overdose needs to get RTB in the center of the ring, where he can’t draw the rope break! Overdose hits a bridging back suplex on Rich T. Boy. Davis: Bridging back suplex...he may have him here... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Briggs: Rich T. Boy kicks out at two! Overdose yells to the crowd. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Overdose. Overdose runs into the ropes. Overdose hits Rich T. Boy with an elbow. Davis: Overdose takes him down with an elbow! He covers... Overdose is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: Two-count only! Overdose goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Rich T. Boy counters it with a DDT. Davis: Rich T. Boy was read that time! Rich T. Boy executes a Japanese armdrag takedown on Overdose. Rich T. Boy whips Overdose into the ropes. Chastity Williams trips Overdose. Briggs: Chastity Williams staggers Overdose! Rich T. Boy hits Overdose with a back suplex. Davis: And Rich T. Boy takes him over with a back suplex! The crowd is starting to get behind Rich T. Boy. Briggs: Rich T. Boy going up top... Rich T. Boy executes a flying headscissors on Overdose. Davis: Flying headscissor takeover by RTB! Rich T. Boy hits Overdose. Rich T. Boy hits Overdose. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Rich T. Boy. Rich T. Boy kicks Overdose. Briggs: Rich T. Boy taking the fight to Overdose now! Rich T. Boy misses with a clothesline. Davis: But he misses the clothesline! Overdose hits an inverted DDT on Rich T. Boy. Briggs: And Overdose nails the Gatorbreaker! He’s on his way to the top rope... Overdose uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on Rich T. Boy. Davis: And he comes off the top turnbuckle with a reverse elbowdrop! Lateral press... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Briggs: Rich T. Boy just barely hanging on in this matchup! It looks like we’re going to have a new Cruiserweight champion! The crowd is really behind Overdose. Overdose runs into the ropes. Rich T. Boy nails Overdose with the Tomahawk chop. Davis: Rich T. Boy with the Tomahawk chop out of nowhere! Rich T. Boy whips Overdose into the ropes. Overdose goes for a back heel kick, but Rich T. Boy blocks it. Briggs: RTB blocks the heel kick... Rich T. Boy whips Overdose into the ropes. Overdose hits Rich T. Boy with an elbow. Overdose executes a snap suplex on Rich T. Boy. Overdose gives the sign for the Lethal Injection. Overdose executes the Lethal Injection on Rich T. Boy. Davis: But there it is! Lethal Injection! Overdose covers... The crowd is going crazy. Overdose goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... Briggs: And Rich T. Boy gets a foot on the ropes! Davis: Overdoes needs to work on his ring positioning. Several times tonight – including just now – it’s cost him what LOOKED like a sure fall! Overdose goes for a back heel kick, but Rich T. Boy ducks out of the way. Rich T. Boy punches Overdose. A small "Rich T. Boy" chant is being started. Rich T. Boy hits Overdose. A small "Rich T. Boy" chant is being started. Rich T. Boy punches Overdose. Davis: Rich T. Boy slow to recover from the Lethal Injection, but he’s still fighting! Rich T. Boy takes Overdose down with the Tomahawk chop. Rich T. Boy hits a jumping DDT on Overdose. A small "Rich T. Boy" chant is being started. Rich T. Boy leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Briggs: RTB bringing that steel chair back into the ring! Rich T. Boy sets up the chair. Rich T. Boy hits a backspin DDT onto the chair on Overdose. Davis: And he hits a backspin DDT onto it! Lateral press... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Briggs: Not enough! Overdose kicked out! A small "Rich T. Boy" chant is being started. Rich T. Boy places Overdose on the turnbuckle. Davis: He’s got him set up! This could be... Rich T. Boy executes the Rich T. Bomb on Overdose. Rich T. Boy is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Rich T. Boy goes for the pin. Briggs: He hit it! The Rich T. Bomb! Davis: That rolling front slam off the top rope has won RTB a lot of matches in the past... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The crowd is cheering on Rich T. Boy. The winner is Rich T. Boy. Time of match: 0:07:07 Davis: And it just won him another one! Rich T. Boy has retained the Cruiserweight championship! Briggs: This match was ALL Overdose until the last minute and a half, when RTB was able to mount a comeback, and put Overdose away with the Rich T. Bomb! RTB is lucky to be leaving Anchorage with that title! Davis: Well, that’s it for us, folks – it’s time to send this back over to our broadcast colleagues. Thanks for tuning in, and enjoy the rest of the show! Ash makes his way to the ring. The lights in the arena go out. Red, White and Blue pyro bursts from the entranceway as Beethoven's ninth symphony begins to play. Mike Torment walks out of the back. The crowd has a mixed reaction. Torment walks to the ring and grabs a mic. Torment: Ash... you just hold on a second, I'll be with you in a moment. What is this the thirs, fourth match of the PPV? Mike TOrment pushed all the way down here? Mike Torment wrestling in some insignificant match while Steele sits pretty in the main event. While The Grimm Reaper pretends to be the champion... oh no. I'm not going to go on a long rant here tongiht. Let me just tell you something... Tonight...the SFWL changes. I"m not going to sit back and take this crap. THis is going to be a night that the SFWL never forgets. TRust me on this one. Mike Torment will make his mark on this PPV! Ash...let's go. They lock up. Mike Torment hits Ash with a double underhook suplex. Mike Torment uses a dragon screw on Ash. Mike Torment runs into the ropes. Ash goes for a Soviet suplex, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment takes Ash down with a back suplex. Mike Torment hits Ash with a dragon screw. Mike Torment leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mike Torment sets up the chair. Mike Torment goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Ash counters it with an armdrag takedown. Ash gives him a backdrop, but Mike Torment only stares at him. Ash goes for a backspin DDT, but Mike Torment blocks it. James Beard removes the chair from the ring. Mike Torment whips Ash into the ropes, but Ash reverses it. Mike Torment and Ash get hit with a double clothesline. Mike Torment whips Ash into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner. Mike Torment hits Ash with a backdrop. Mike Torment goes for a double underhook suplex, but Ash blocks it. Ash uses a high knee on Mike Torment. Ash hits the Ace Crusher on Mike Torment. Quite a few boos are audible. Ash uses a high knee on Mike Torment. Ash goes for a high knee, but Mike Torment ducks out of the way. Mike Torment takes Ash down with a cobra clutch suplex. Mike Torment goes for a superkick, but Ash ducks out of the way. Ash throws Mike Torment out of the ring. Ash goes through the ropes. Ash takes Mike Torment down with a backdrop. Mike Torment executes a jack-knife power bomb on Ash. Mike Torment whips Ash into the guardrail. Mike Torment nails Ash with a double underhook suplex. Mike Torment whips Ash into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ash whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. Ash is handed a keyboard. Ash hits him with the keyboard. Ash is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Ash flips the fans off. Ash is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Ash whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. Ash goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Ash blocks it. Ash hits him with a keyboard. Ash whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. Ash whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. Ash executes a backspin DDT on Mike Torment. Ash reenters the ring. Mike Torment follows him back in. Ash executes the Last Step on Mike Torment. Mike Torment breaks the hold after 10 seconds. Mike Torment punches Ash. The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Torment. Mike Torment chops Ash. Mike Torment whips Ash into the ropes. Ash goes for a backspin DDT, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment executes a backbreaker on Ash. Mike Torment goes for an Asai leg lariat, but Ash side-steps and Mike Torment only hits air. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Torment. Ash goes for a roundhouse kick, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment takes Ash down with a dragon screw. Mike Torment runs into the ropes. Ash misses with a clothesline. Ash hits Mike Torment with a kick. Ash executes the Last Step on Mike Torment. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Ash leaves the ring. He returns with brass knuckles. Ash gives him a jawbreaker, but Mike Torment only stares at him. Mike Torment goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Ash counters it with a backward kick. Ash punches Mike Torment. Ash is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Mike Torment hits Ash. Ash hits Mike Torment. Ash kicks Mike Torment. A fan at ringside badmouths Ash. Mike Torment punches Ash. Mike Torment whips Ash into the ropes, but Ash reverses it. Mike Torment misses with a shoulderblock. Ash uses a Soviet suplex on Mike Torment. Ash further incites the crowd. Ash hits him with the knuckles. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Mike Torment is busted wide open. James Beard throws the knuckles out of the ring. Ash executes a roundhouse kick on Mike Torment. Ash takes Mike Torment down with a snap suplex. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is really behind Mike Torment. Ash goes for a backdrop, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment throws Ash out of the ring. Mike Torment goes through the ropes. Mike Torment uses a double underhook suplex on Ash. Mike Torment whips Ash into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ash sets up a table. Ash whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Torment knocks Ash into the ringsteps. Mike Torment is handed a baseball bat. Mike Torment hits him with the baseball bat. Mike Torment uses an Aztecan suplex on Ash. Mike Torment knocks Ash into the ringpost. The crowd is really behind Mike Torment. Mike Torment whips Ash into the guardrail. Ash is busted wide open. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Ash on the concrete floor. There are lots of chants for Mike Torment. Ash is out cold. Mike Torment takes a swing at Ash with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Ash snatches the baseball bat from him. Ash hits him with the baseball bat. Ash is being booed out of the building. Ash whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. Ash nails Mike Torment with a jawbreaker. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ash gives him a cradle suplex, but Mike Torment doesn't even care. Ash nails Mike Torment with a roundhouse kick. Ash flips the fans off. A few fans are trying to get a shot in. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ash hits Mike Torment with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mike Torment goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Ash counters it with a rana. Ash sets up Mike Torment on the table. Ash tries to drive Mike Torment through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Torment goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Ash counters it with a go-behind. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ash sets up Mike Torment on the table. Ash tries to drive Mike Torment through the table with a cradle suplex, but he blocks it. Mike Torment goes for a Samoan Drop, but Ash counters it with a sunset flip. Ash sets up Mike Torment on the table. Ash tries to drive Mike Torment through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Mike Torment goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Ash blocks it. Ash sets up Mike Torment on the table. Ash executes a tiger driver through the table. The table didn't break. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Torment hits Ash with a double underhook suplex. Mike Torment whips Ash into the guardrail. Mike Torment goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Ash blocks it. Ash knocks Mike Torment into the ringpost. A few fans are trying to get a shot in. Ash hits Mike Torment with a belly-to-belly suplex. Ash hits Mike Torment with a snap suplex. Ash is handed a baseball bat. Ash hits him with the baseball bat. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Ash whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. Ash executes the Liger Bomb on Mike Torment. Ash sets up Mike Torment on the table. Ash tries to drive Mike Torment through the table with a tiger driver, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Torment whips Ash into the guardrail. Mike Torment uses a double underhook backbreaker on Ash. Mike Torment grabs a chair. Mike Torment sets up the chair. Mike Torment nails Ash with a backdrop driver onto the chair. Mike Torment uses a jack-knife power bomb on Ash. Mike Torment throws Ash back into the ring. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Ash. Mike Torment goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Mike Torment goes for a kneebreaker, but Ash blocks it. Mike Torment is bleeding like hell. Ash executes the Last Step on Mike Torment. Mike Torment breaks the hold after 31 seconds. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Ash. Mike Torment has the crowd going wild. Mike Torment goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going crazy. The winner is Mike Torment. Time of match: 0:13:31 Torment grabs a mic. Torment: Nice fight kid. But aren't you sick and tired of being the midcard joke. Sick of getting no respect from anyone? WEll, let's see... I made McKnight, Pro, Fella, Tirok, NightWing..and tons of other guys champions in this league. I made them household names. I think it's time you step up. Ash, I'm giving you the chance of a lifetime... join forces with Mike Torment. Torment extends his hand. Ash smiles and shakes Torments hand. The crowd starts to boo. Torment and Ash head up the entrance ramp, talking the whole time. [Screen takes us to two new individuals behind the announcer’s table. They aren’t new in the SFWL, but new for tonight’s event. It’s Franky Graves and Eric ‘Big Bone’ Skinner, both fitting their headsets onto their heads. They begin to speak.] Franky Graves: Thanks, guys. We’re here tonight, I’m Franky Graves. Eric ‘Big Bone’ Skinner: And I am the legendary, the exalted, and the worshipped… FG: //rolls his eyes// whatever. ES: …Eric Skinner. We’ve got a big match-up for you; a small altercation leads to one of the biggest feuds of the recent month. FG: The returned Street Squad, both Jayson Carter and the once prodigy Malik Johnson, are looking to regain their spots in the SFWL, taking on the youth of the division, the Frat. ES: We’re gonna see, once and for all, the Street Squad lay it to the Frat… FG: We’ll see about that one. I LOVE the young team. Jared Williams and Bryce Smith are two young talents who are just beginning to come into their own, they’ll be a force for a while. ES: Well, now you can shut up and we’ll get on with the match. [“Y’all Been Warned (Street Squad Remix)” by the Wu-Tang Clan begins to burst through the speakers as clips of the Street Squad begin to play on the BinstockTron. You’ve got various clips of Malik Johnson flying through the air, Jayson Carter using some powerful technical moves on opponents.] #STREET SQUAD, NIGGA, THATS WHAT’S UP# #STREET SQUAD, NIGGA, THATS WHAT’S UP# #THAT’S WHAT’S UP# Jayson Carter executes a belly-to-back suplex on Doug Bronson. Malik Johnson with a dropkick to Paine. Jayson Carter shows off by flexing to the crowd. Malik Johnson smiles with the SFWL Intercontinental Belt over his shoulder. #STREET SQUAD, NIGGA, CRASH YOUR CREW, LAUGH AT YOU# #YOU BASTARD, YOU, HAVE TO, SLAP AND ASS OR TWO# #HEAR ME RAW, TIMBERLAND TREE, WE GALORE# #JC’S GOT GUSTO, Y’ALL AIN’T NEVER SEEN BEFORE# #EL PRODUCTO, PASS THAT, YOU PUFF TOO SLOW# #THAT’S WASSUP, YO, THE KID WITH THE BUCKTOOTH FLOW# #OH, THAT’S JAY-MAN, SOUTHPAW, I THROW MY LEFTHAND# #TO THAT HARDCORE SHIT THAT EVEN MAKE THE TEK JAM# #OH, MY GOODNESS, TRUST ME, AIN’T NUTHIN’ LIKE SOME STREET SHIT# #GOTTA LOVE MY DAWG, BETTER THAN A DAMN BITCH# #STRICTLY, IF I’M GOING DOWN, MALIK HEADIN’ WITH ME# #WHOLE TIME, FIGHTING, OH MY GOD, AIN’T NO MYSTERY# Jayson Carter whips Five into the ropes. Malik Johnson hits a swinging DDT on Wayne Reid. Jayson Carter displays the Extreme Title. Malik Johnson and Jayson Carter pose with the SFWL Tag Team Titles. #Y’ALL BEEN WARNED# #ABOUT THEM KILLA BEES ON THE SWARM# #Y’ALL BEEN WARNED# #YOU EITHER STEP OR GET STEPPED UPON# #CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG# #BUT BIG THUGS NEVER LAST LONG# #CAN’T WAIT UNTIL YOUR FAKE ASS GONE# Jayson Carter hits David with the Curtain Call. Malik Johnson locks Kevin ‘The Shocker’ Williams in the Single Urban Catastrophe. Jayson Carter and Malik Johnson hit a double superplex on Brian Bowers. Malik Johnson whips Shin Mebadazz into a Jayson Carter clothesline. RING ANNOUNCER – “ This match-up will determine the number one contenders for the SFWL Tag team championships… Coming to the ring… first, the former SFWL Tag Team Champions… one hailing from San Jose, Ca… weighing 260 lbs, standing at 6’5”… The other, representin’ Oakland, Ca… 6’1”, 212 lbs…. Together, they weight 472 lbs…. They are Jayson Carter and Malik Johnson…. The STREET SQUAD!!!” [The music continues, as finally, emerging from the back, are the two members of the Street Squad. Both men look intent, ready for the war that is definitely to come. Jayson Carter is first, his menacing green eyes, a strict contrast to his light brown skin, staring straight into the ring. Amidst all the boos, he is unwavering in his focus. His white shirt is soaking wet with water and sweat from the warm-ups in the locker room. Malik Johnson follows closely behind, the bass of the song still bombing through the speakers, almost step for step with Johnson’s pace. His dreadlocks are hanging to his shoulder, and he wears a stocking over them, and a white Raiders jersey with a pair of black shorts. Carter and Johnson stop at the bottom of the ramp, and stand there. Carter and Johnson bow their heads, and then raise their arms, closed fists. Then they both climb into the ring. Carter casually, Johnson, meanwhile, uses the top rope to execute a front flip. They both stand in the ring…] FG: What an elaborate entrance. ES: Everything in style, of course. Nothing less… [Lights dim. Then, a moving stage at the top of a ramp is slowly rising, revealing none other than punk band Blink 182. They begin with the opening chords to “What’s My Age Again?” as bright lights begin to fill the arena.] #I TOOK HER OUT, IT WAS A FRIDAY NIGHT# #I WORE COLOGNE, TO GET THE FEELING RIGHT# #WE STARTED MAKING OUT, AND SHE TOOK OFF MY PANTS# #BUT THEN I TURNED ON THE TV# [Girls scream as they break into the fast drumbeats. The Frat, Jared Williams and Bryce Smith, come out to large fanfare. They seemingly are drawing all of the fan’s approval.] #AND THAT’S ABOUT THE TIME SHE WALKED AWAY FROM ME# #NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOUR 23# #AND I’M STILL MORE AMUSED BY TV SHOWS# #WHAT THE HELL IS A.D.D?# #MY FRIENDS SAY I SHOULD ACT MY AGE# #WHAT’S MY AGE AGAIN… WHAT’S MY AGE AGAIN?# [Jared Williams also conveys a serious look, a complete contrast to the lighthearted nature of their entrance song. He is definitely focused on the task at hand. His shirt reads, “You’ve Been Pledged to Phi Beta Slamma.” He highlights the outfit with a pair of orange parachute pants. He is jumping up and down, however, in small hops, shaking his head, getting prepared.] RING ANNOUNCER – “And their opponents… two recent newcomers to the SFWL, the two youngsters synonymous with partying and rocking… One is from Palmdale, Ca… weighing in at 223 lbs and standing a tall 6’3”… the other, a big boy, from Medford, Oregon…. A towering 6’9”, 282 lbs… together, they are 505 lbs strong… “Hot Shot” Jared Williams and Bryce Smith… The FRAT!!!!!” #LATER ON, ON THE DRIVE HOME# #I CALLED HER MOM, FROM A PAY PHONE# #I SAID I WAS THE COPS, AND YOUR HUSBAND’S IN JAIL# #THE STATE LOOKS DOWN ON SODOMY# #AND THAT’S ABOUT THE TIME THE BITCH HUNG UP ON ME# [Bryce Smith, meanwhile, is the polar opposite of Jared Williams. He is all smiles, soaking in every moment, smiling at the crowd and waving at different people inside the arena. He is just all energy, and he’s got the attire for the ring. A small tank top, stretching every so tightly on his upper body, with a pair of basketball shorts. The two men are now at the apron, looking at the Street Squad, who glare back at the Frat.] FG: The bad blood is evident…you can feel the tension… ES: This only makes it that much better of a match-up. FG: Looks like Jared Williams and Jayson Carter will start this one off… ES: Remember the special falls… FG: That’s right, this first match here will be a DQ Rule in Effect match. Normally, the SFWL isn’t too strict about it, but this match will employ the DQ rule. Anything remotely illegal and you could lose the fall for your team… DING DING DING!!!!! They lock up. Jayson Carter whips Jared Williams into the opposite turnbuckle. FG: Carter gains the first advantage of this match… ES: The Street Squad should make quick work of the Frat. Jayson Carter goes for an elbowsmash, but Jared Williams gets his feet up. FG: Both feet up and right into Carter’s grill. ES: Who do you think benefits from the DQ rule more? Jayson Carter stumbles. Jared Williams hits him with a bulldog. FG: You may have to give it to the Frat. The Street Squad, two former Extreme Champions, are too used to that aspect in the ring. ES: I believe differently. Jayson Carter is an accomplished technical wrestler. FG: True, but with Williams and Smith you’ve got two guys trained more than proficiently in the technical game. ES: Got me there. Jared Williams climbs to the top rope. Referee Earl Hebner counts: one, two… Jared Williams executes a five star splash onto Jayson Carter. FG: Nice splash by Williams. ES: This cover is too early… Jared Williams with the cover. Referee Earl Hebner counts: One… kickout! FG: Only one. ES: Gonna take more than that to keep Jayson Carter down. Jared Williams stomps at the prone Jayson Carter. Jared Williams tags out to Bryce Smith. FG: We’ve got the first tag of the match. Bryce Smith now in… Jared Williams and Bryce Smith whip Carter into the ropes. Jared Williams and Bryce Smith go for a double clothesline, but Jayson Carter ducks. Jayson Carter hits them with a double DDT. ES: Ha! Jayson Carter, veteran-like awareness, drops both members of the Frat. Jayson Carter throws Jared Williams out of the ring. Jayson Carter hits Bryce Smith with a hip toss. FG: Very basic move… perfect execution by Carter. ES: Respect them or not, you’ve got to love the Street Squad. FG: They are gifted athletes, no question. Jayson Carter tags in Malik Johnson. FG: Now we get to see Johnson for the first time. Jayson Carter leaves the ring. Malik Johnson locks in a figure four leglock on Bryce Smith. Bryce Smith inches towards the ropes. He reaches… ES: No, this is it… FG: NO, he’ll get to the ropes… ES: Ten bucks says he won’t. FG: We can’t gamble on television… (mouthing) you’re on. Bryce Smith kicks Malik Johnson. Bryce Smith reaches the ropes after 24 seconds. FG: Whoa, big victory. ES: For you or Smith? FG: Shut up. Malik Johnson won’t let go. Referee counts: one, two, three, four… Johnson lets go. FG: Johnson milks it for all it was worth. Malik Johnson drags Bryce Smith to the center of the ring. Malik Johnson executes a figure four leglock. ES: Brilliance! FG: Johnson locks it in again. Bryce Smith reaching for the ropes. He is frantically reaching. His face is strained as he pulls Johnson towards the ropes. Bryce Smith summons his last burst of energy. Bryce Smith is out cold. FG: He’s out! He’s out! No… ES: Yes! Johnson’s got this victory. Referee Earl Hebner raises Bryce Smith’s hand. It falls. He lifts it…. It falls. He lifts it…. It fa…. It’s jumps back up! FG: Not to be denied, Smith is back in the match. Bryce Smith fights off Malik Johnson. Bryce Smith kicks Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson kicks Bryce Smith. ES: Exchanging kicks are the two SFWL superstars. FG: One will give. Malik Johnson goes for a kick, but Bryce Smith catches his leg. Malik Johnson, in turn, executes an Enzuigiri. FG: The Enzuigiri on Bryce Smith… Johnson showing glimpses of the greatness once attributed to him. ES: He won two singles Titles and two reigns at the Tag Team division in a short period of time. Malik Johnson hits Bryce Smith with a spear. Malik Johnson hits Bryce Smith with a DDT. Malik Johnson hits Jared Williams with a punch. FG: That’s uncalled for. ES: What are you talking about, he’s an opponent. All he did was hit an opponent. Jared Williams tries to come in, but is cut off by Earl Hebner. Jayson Carter comes in to make it two-on-one. Malik Johnson and Jayson Carter hit Bryce Smith with a double dropkick. Malik Johnson and Jayson Carter hit Bryce Smith with double elbow drops. ES: Superior tag teaming from the Squad… FG: This is manifestly unfair. Jayson Carter rolls out of the ring. Earl Hebner is back in the ring. Malik Johnson with the cover. Referee counts: One, two, two and a half, two and three quarters……….. KICKOUT. FG: And Smith just barely escapes. Malik Johnson climbs the turnbuckle. Malik Johnson goes for a Frankensteiner, but Bryce Smith moves out of the way. Malik Johnson hits the mat hard. ES: Oooh. FG: Nothing but air on that move. Bryce Smith executes a splash on Malik Johnson. Bryce Smith waves to the camera. FG: Bryce Smith saying hello to his mommy… isn’t that… ES: Disgusting? Childish? FG: I was gonna say sweet. Bryce Smith goes for the Call of the Yeti, but Johnson counters out with a low blow. Bryce Smith is doubled over in pain. ES: That’s using your available resources. Malik Johnson executes a jumping DDT on Bryce Smith. Malik Johnson hits Bryce Smith with a inverted DDT. Malik Johnson kicks Bryce Smith. ES: This could be it… FG: He’s setting him up… Malik Johnson hits Bryce Smith with the MJ Squared. FG: That complicated MJ Squared hits Bryce hard to the head. That Tornado DDT into an inverted bulldog is too much for Bryce Smith. ES: This should do it… Referee counts: One, two… Jared Williams makes the save. Malik Johnson lays Jared Williams out. FG: Williams got punished there, but he made it in time to stop the cover. Bryce Smith stands groggy and dazed. Malik Johnson tries a belly-to-back suplex, but can’t get Smith over. ES: Come on, Malik… he’s strong enough. FG: He can’t get Smith over his back… Malik Johnson attempts another belly-to-back suplex, but again can’t execute it. Bryce Smith turns around and clocks Malik Johnson with a discus punch. Bryce Smith hits Malik Johnson. Bryce Smith punches Malik Johnson. Bryce Smith hits a running powerbomb on Malik Johnson. FG: Smith taking over. He may not be the smartest man, but he can overpower almost anyone in the ring. ES: He’s like Lenny. FG: Lenny? ES: You know, from Of Mice and Men… the guy with the mouse in his pocket. FG: Read that book… good assessment. ES: Thank you… Bryce Smith goes for the cover. Referee counts: One, two, two and a hal….. kickout. FG: This time Smith almost gets the fall. ES: This is gonna go back and forth, we could be a while. Bryce Smith tags out to Jared Williams. FG: Williams will get back into the action. The two cruiserweights now go at it. Malik Johnson stands up. Jared Williams hits him with a Yakuza Kick. Jared Williams goes to the top rope. ES: What’s he gonna do up there? Jared Williams executes a picture perfect corkscrew plancha. FG: What grace. That was a thing of beauty. Jared Williams stomps Malik Johnson. Jared Williams goes for the Phi Beta Slamma, but Malik Johnson counters with a backdrop. Malik Johnson with a flowing DDT. Malik Johnson tags out to Jayson Carter. FG: Carter raring to get back into the match. Jayson Carter punches Jared Williams. Jayson Carter hits Jared Williams. Jayson Carter hits a pumphandle slam on Jared Williams. Jared Williams uses a snap suplex on Jayson Carter. ES: What the…? FG: Out of nowhere, Jared Williams is back in this. Jared Williams hits a handspring into a frankensteiner. Jared Williams hits a backflip senton. Jayson Carter stumbles. Jared Williams goes for the Phi Beta Slamma, but Jayson Carter counters with a punch to the midsection. Jayson Carter calls for the Curtain Call. Jayson Carter attempts the Curtain Call, but Jared Williams slides down. Jared Williams again attempts the Phi Beta Slamma, but Jayson Carter blocks it. Jayson Carter takes Jared Williams down with a brainbuster. FG: What an exchange. Both teams giving it their all. ES: There’s a lot of pride at stake. Jared Williams is heading for his corner. Jared Williams reaches over to tag Bryce Smith. Jayson Carter pulls him back to the center of the ring. FG: Carter’s not gonna let him get to the corner. Jayson Carter signals for the Curtain Call. Jared Williams counters with the low blow. Jared Williams locks in the Call of the Yeti. FG: Wow. Jared Williams using his own partner’s move. ES: This could spell trouble. That Crippler/Bow and Arrow combination submission is extremely painful. Jayson Carter escapes after 13 seconds. FG: But Williams just doesn’r have enough torque to use it effectively. ES: Carter was too strong. Jayson Carter is back to his feet. Jared Williams with a dropkick to the face. Jared Williams with the cover. Referee counts: One… kickout. FG: Nothing doing there. Jayson Carter jumps back up. Jared Williams executes the Phi Beta Slamma. Referee counts: One, two, two and a half, two and three quarters….. Malik Johnson can’t make the save, Three!!!! The Winners of the First Fall: The Frat. Time: 11:23 FG: And the Frat take the first step to victory. ES: It won’t get any easier though, with the next match being a Table match. This next match is a No-DQ, no countout, TABLE MATCH… Malik Johnson and Bryce Smith lock up. Malik Johnson kicks Bryce Smith. Malik Johnson sets up a table. FG: Wasting no time is Malik Johnson; he’s going for the table. Malik Johnson sets Bryce Smith up on the table. Malik Johnson goes for the MJ Squared on the table, but Bryce Smith blocks it. Bryce Smith tosses Malik Johnson out of the ring. FG: Tables everywhere outside the ring. Two per side. Bryce Smith climbs onto a table. He jumps off, hitting Malik Johnson with a flying clothesline. Jayson Carter and Jared Williams are brawling in the ring area. ES: Carter and Williams are fighting on the other side. FG: remember, BOTH members of a specific team must be put through a table. ES: Match doesn’t end until BOTH members are eliminated. Jayson Carter slaps Jared Williams. Jared Williams punches Jayson Carter. Jayson Carter punches Jared Williams. Jayson Carter hits a clothesline on Jared Williams. FG: On the other side, Williams and Carter are beating the hell out of each other back and forth. ES: They are their teams’ vocal leaders. Plus, Carter can’t be too happy about his car. FG: The local shops in Spokane registered the bodywork done on his car in the upper $75,000’s. Jayson Carter jumps on top of Jared Williams. Jayson Carter is punching the hell out of Jared Williams. Meanwhile, Malik Johnson and Bryce Smith are still brawling. Bryce Smith executes a bodyslam on Malik Johnson. Bryce Smith climbs on a table. Bryce Smith goes for an elbowdrop, but Malik Johnson rolls out of the way. FG: On the other side, Johnson wisely rolls out of the way of Smith’s elbow. ES: That would have hurt. FG: No doubt in my mind. Malik Johnson gets on top of the guardrail. FG: What’s he doing? Malik Johnson executes a moonsault off the guardrail onto Bryce Smith. ES: Wow! Jared Williams tosses Jayson Carter off him. Jared Williams reverses it, climbing onto Carter. Jared Williams is punching the hell out of Jayson Carter. FG: They switch positions… it’s Carter’s turn to get the punishment. Jayson Carter and Jared Williams are trading blows. Jayson Carter with a knee to the midsection of Jared Williams. Jayson Carter sets Jared Williams up on the table. FG: Jayson Carter wants to eliminate Jared Williams personally. Jayson Carter goes for the Curtain Call on the table. The table didn’t break. ES: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! FG: That pretty much says it all. Jared Williams’ back into the table still not breaking it. ES: Although his back may be shattered. FG: Table’s still intact, the important factor. Jared Williams rolls over in obvious pain. FG: Well, then again… Jayson Carter jumps off the table and executes a splash onto Jared Williams. Malik Johnson and Bryce Smith and brawling in the arena. Malik Johnson punches Bryce Smith. Bryce Smith attempts a clothesline on Malik Johnson, but he ducks. Malik Johnson with a kick to Bryce Smith’s midsection. FG: Johnson and Smith are still brawling on the other side. Bryce Smith locks in the Call of the Yeti. Malik Johnson is in tremendous pain. Malik Johnson tries to fight out of the hold. Malik Johnson valiantly tries to hold on. Bryce Smith lets go after 31 seconds. ES: He let go? FG: That submission isn’t gonna help his objective. Bryce Smith executes a crucifix powerbomb on Malik Johnson. Bryce Smith sets Malik Johnson up on the table. Bryce Smith climbs onto the ring apron. Bryce Smith executes a elbowdrop onto Malik Johnson. The table is broken in half. Malik Johnson is eliminated: 03:43 FG: and just like that, Malik Johnson has been eliminated. ES: Jayson Carter’s in a big disadvantage now. Bryce Smith walks over to Jayson Carter and Jared Williams. Jayson Carter whips Jared Williams into Bryce Smith. Jayson Carter executes a double clothesline. FG: WOW! What a maneuver. Jayson Carter goes for another double clothesline, but Jared Williams and Bryce Smith duck. Jared Williams hits Jayson Carter with a Yakuza Kick. ES: But he went to the well too often. Jared Williams and Bryce Smith hit Jayson Carter with a double elbowdrop. FG: This could be the end of the Street Squad. Bryce Smith sets Jayson Carter up on a table. Bryce Smith executes a powerslam onto Jayson Carter on the table. The table doesn’t break. FG: And the table is still standing… ES: Jayson Carter, however… is not. Jayson Carter rolls off the table. Jared Williams and Bryce Smith follow. Jayson Carter is holding his knee, screaming in agony. Bryce Smith shrugs at Jared Williams. FG: Looks like Carter is hurt. ES: Be a sport, guys… let him be. Jayson Carter rolls over. Bryce Smith leans over Carter to see if he’s okay. Jayson Carter kicks Bryce Smith in the groin. FG: Carter was playing possum. ES: How clever! Jayson Carter rolls to his feet. Jared Williams comes running towards Carter. Jayson Carter hits Jared Williams with a backdrop. FG: All of a sudden the tide has turned. ES: Carter has made this his match. FG: He’s still at a great disadvantage, but he’s playing it well. Jayson Carter stomps Jared Williams. Bryce Smith comes over to make it two-on-one. Jayson Carter lays him out. ES: Look at that, even when both guys are at him, Carter is working a great match. FG: Yes, he is. Jayson Carter slaps Jared Williams. Jayson Carter kicks Jared Williams. Jayson Carter locks in an Indian Deathlock on Jared Williams. Jared Williams is squirming in pain. Bryce Smith comes over and knocks Jayson Carter off. FG: And Bryce finally ends that streak. Bryce Smith and Jared Williams hit Jayson Carter with a double powerbomb. ES: Oh no!!! FG: What a move. Bryce Smith sets Jayson Carter onto a table. Jared Williams sets Jayson Carter up for the Phi Beta Slamma. FG: This looks like Carter’s end here… his, Curtain Call, in essence… Jared Williams goes for the Phi Beta Slamma. Jayson Carter counters with a backdrop. The table didn’t break. Jayson Carter kicks Jared Williams. Jayson Carter hits Bryce Smith. FG: But Carter refuses to die… ES: he’s got that fight in him. Jayson Carter hits Jared Williams. Jayson Carter hits Jared Williams. Jared Williams falls backwards, onto a guardrail. Jayson Carter is giving the sign for the Curtain Call. FG: And now the Curtain Call could be in effect… Jayson Carter executes the Curtain Call on Jared Williams. The table is broken in half. Jared Williams is eliminated Time: 09:03 Bryce Smith and Jayson Carter lock up. FG: Both Jared Williams and Malik Johnson are now out the match… ES: It comes down to two… I don’t know how much confidence Williams must have in Bryce Smith. Jayson Carter starts it of with a Yakuza Kick. Jayson Carter grabs Smith and executes a flowing DDT. Jayson Carter executes a spinning DDT. FG: Two successive DDT’s. ES: This looks like the Street Squad’s victory. Jayson Carter goes for a five star splash, but Bryce Smith rolls out of the way. Bryce Smith picks up Jayson Carter. Bryce Smith slams Jayson Carter into the ringposts. FG: He’s gotten the hang of it now. Bryce Smith swings his right arm, but misses. Jayson Carter counters with a spear. ES: And Smith goes down… Jayson Carter stomps on Bryce Smith. Jayson Carter picks Bryce Smith up. Jayson Carter throws Bryce Smith into the crowd. FG: They’re going into the crowd. ES: This could get interesting. Jayson Carter whips Bryce Smith into the guardrail. Jayson Carter slams Bryce Smith onto the concrete. Jayson Carter hits and elbowdrop onto Bryce Smith. People in the crowd are slapping Jayson Carter on the back. FG: This is getting out of hand. ES: It’s been there, homey. Jayson Carter throws Bryce Smith back into the ring area. Jayson Carter follows him. Bryce Smith punches Jayson Carter. Jayson Carter punches Bryce Smith. FG: Both Carter and Smith are exchanging blows. Jayson Carter kicks Bryce Smith. Bryce Smith kicks Jayson Carter. ES: Blow for freakin’ blow. Bryce Smith goes for a clothesline, but misses. Jayson Carter goes for a roundhouse kick, but Bryce Smith ducks. Bryce Smith goes for a German suplex, but Jayson Carter reverses the waistlock. Jayson Carter goes for a German Suplex, but can’t get Smith over. FG: A brilliant display of counters. ES: More like a boring moment without action. Jayson Carter hits Bryce Smith. Jayson Carter goes for the German Suplex. Jayson Carter executes a German suplex. FG: And he finally gets him over. Jayson Carter sets Bryce Smith up on a table. Jayson Carter gives the sign for a Curtain Call. Jayson Carter executes the Curtain Call. The Table didn’t break. FG: HOLY SHIT!! ES: It… didn’t break. Jayson Carter is livid. Jayson Carter turns around, but is met with a punch from Bryce Smith. Bryce Smith locks in the Call of the Yeti. FG: And now Smith with his finisher. ES: But look at Williams, yelling for him to let go. FG: This isn’t gonna get him a victory. He has to put Carter through the table. Jayson Carter is screaming in pain. FG: I doubt there is a person around here who couldn’t here that blood-curling scream. ES: He’s not screaming, he’s releasing pain… FG: Screaming… Jayson Carter is nearly out. Jayson Carter has passed out. Bryce Smith raises his hands to the crowd. FG: He’s celebrating… ES: But he hasn’t won yet. Bryce Smith places Jayson Carter over his shoulder. Bryce Smith tries to power slam Jayson Carter through the table, but Carter wiggles free. Jayson Carter kicks Bryce Smith in the back. FG: Carter just escapes. Jayson Carter punches Bryce Smith. Bryce Smith shakes it off like it was nothing. ES: Jayson’s losing his strength. This match is going very long. Bryce Smith smiles at Carter. Bryce Smith hits Jayson Carter with an elbow. FG: And Smith is regaining an advantage. ES: If he can get Carter through a table, it’ll give the Frat their match. FG: And another shot at the Tag Team Titles… Bryce Smith is looking to hit Carter with a vertical suplex, but Carter wiggles free. Jayson Carter dropkicks Bryce Smith in the midsection. ES: Are we ever gonna see an end. Jayson Carter goes for a dragon screw, but Smith counters with a discus punch. Jayson Carter stumbles backwards. Bryce Smith grabs Jayson Carter in a bear hug. FG: Smith squeezing the living hell out of Carter. Jayson Carter is hitting Bryce Smith in the head. Bryce Smith headbutts Jayson Carter. Bryce Smith sets Jayson Carter up on a table. Bryce Smith goes for an elbowdrop, but Jayson Carter moves. The table didn’t break. FG: And the table is STILL intact. Jayson Carter stands. He gives the sign for the Curtain Call. FG: Will we finally see the Curtain Call? ES: Let’s hope so. Jayson Carter executes the Curtain Call on Bryce Smith on the table. The table is broken in half!!! The winners of the second fall: The Street Squad Time: 14:12 FG: And the Street Squad prevail in the table match. ES: That means we go to the third match… the Steel Cage Weapons match. FG: The cage is being lowered right now. ES: There are weapons laced all over the cage. FG: This may get brutal. Both teams are standing inside the ring. The cage is lowered into place. They lock up. FG: And here we go, this intense match-up going to a pivotal third fall. ES: Why would anyone watch the NFL when this is going on. Jayson Carter and Jared Williams are in one corner. Bryce Smith and Malik Johnson brawl in the center of the ring. Jayson Carter grabs a baseball bat from the cage. He swings at Jared Williams, but misses. Jared Williams grabs a branding iron. He slams it on the top of Carter’s head. FG: Carter and Williams going for the weapons. Malik Johnson tangles Bryce Smith on the ropes. Malik Johnson grabs a chair. Malik Johnson sets the chair up. Malik Johnson executes a handspring elbow off the chair. ES: And Johnson getting athletic on the other side. Bryce Smith falls out of the ring. Malik Johnson follows him. Jared Williams is hitting Jayson Carter with a baseball bat. Jared Williams climbs the top turnbuckle. Jared Williams holds the baseball bat in his hands. Jared Williams executes a ax handle with the bat onto Jayson Carter’s skull. FG: Did you hear the impact of the bat on Jayson Carter’s head? ES: No. Jayson Carter falls to the ground. Jared Williams makes the cover. Referee counts: one, two, two and ….. KICKOUT! FG: Carter not staying down. Jayson Carter is back to his feet. Jayson Carter kicks Jared Williams. FG: carter has to be tired, he and Smith just went through Table hell… Jayson Carter drops Jared Williams with a double arm DDT. Jayson Carter stomps at Jared Williams’ fallen body. Malik Johnson grabs a 2x4. Malik Johnson breaks the 2x4 on Bryce Smith’s back. Malik Johnson puts Bryce Smith in a headlock. Malik Johnson gives Bryce Smith a Noogie. ES: HAHA!!! Look at that. FG: Rather… unconventional. Bryce Smith pushes Malik Johnson off. Bryce Smith licks is fingers. Bryce Smith gives Malik Johnson a Wet Willy. FG: They’re trading… kindergarten moves. ES: I love it!!! Bryce Smith gives Malik Johnson a wedgie. Malik Johnson slaps Bryce Smith. Malik Johnson gives Bryce Smith a wedgie. FG: Johnson and Smith willing to duke this one out in true playground form. Jayson Carter and Jared Williams are exchanging punches. FG: While Carter and Williams want each other’s blood. ES: It’s almost personal between those two. Jayson Carter hits Jared Williams with a hiptoss. Jayson Carter grabs a trashcan. Jayson Carter hits Jared Williams in the head with a trashcan. FG: Carter enjoying the extreme nature of this event. Jared Williams backs off into a corner. Jayson Carter is in pursuit. ES: He’s running. The Frat boy is running for shame… Jayson Carter smiles. Jared Williams leaps out of the corner. Jared Williams takes Jayson Carter down with a spear. FG: And he jumps out into safety. He took Carter down with such a fluid spear. Malik Johnson and Bryce Smith are back in the ring. Malik Johnson whips Bryce Smith into the steel cage. Malik Johnson grabs a leather strap from the cage. Malik Johnson is choking Bryce Smith with the strap. FG: Johnson is cutting off all air to Bryce Smith’s brain. ES: Not like he uses it anyways. Jayson Carter comes over to make it two-on-one. Jayson Carter dropkicks Bryce Smith. Jayson Carter tries to punch Bryce Smith, but Jared Williams grabs his hand. Jared Williams spins him around. FG: Williams coming over to his partner’s aid. ES: Just like a partner should. Jared Williams hits Jayson Carter with a T-Bone suplex. Bryce Smith pulls on the leather strap. Bryce Smith grabs Malik Johnson by the throat. He applies the strap around Malik Johnson’s neck. FG: Now both men are strapped in. ES: This match is getting more brutal as we go along. Bryce Smith chokeslams Malik Johnson. Bryce Smith goes for the cover. Referee counts: One, two, two and a half…… Jayson Carter makes the save. FG: Carter not letting the match end like this. Crowd pops. The four men look up to the ramp as Jessica Martinsdale, head bandaged, walks to the ring. FG: Wow, it’s the Frat’s manager, Jessica Martinsdale, out to ringside. ES: Wow indeed. She is supposed to be recuperating following a devastating attack at the hands of the Street Squad. FG: She didn’t even make the flight to Anchorage with the Frat. Jared Williams kicks Jayson Carter into the corner. Jessica Martinsdale walks to cageside. Jared Williams – //yelling.// “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!” Jessica Martinsdale - //Cups her hands around her mouth.// “Here to cheer you on… don’t worry, beat the hell out of them.” Jessica claps her hands. Jared Williams turns around to be met with a shot to the head from Jayson Carter. Bryce Smith waves at Jessica Martinsdale. She smiles at him. Bryce Smith turns around and clocks Malik Johnson with a huge fist. Jessica Martinsdale makes her way to the announcer’s table. FG: well, Miss Martinsdale now joins us. ES: Have a seat, young lady. JM: Thank you, gentlemen… Jared Williams hits Jayson Carter. Jayson Carter hits Jared Williams. ES: Well, welcome. How do you like Alaska? JM: Pretty cold. //giggles.// But otherwise beautiful. FG: It is… why are you here, might I ask. I heard you wouldn’t be present tonight. Bryce Smith and Jared Williams hits Jayson Carter with a double clothesline. JM: I had to see the boys wrestle tonight. I’ve got stock invested in this match. ES: Yes, you do. They are performing rather well… FG: I was just pointing that out… JM: Thank you, Franky and Eric… you two are class acts. Bryce Smith and Jared Williams double-team Jayson Carter. Malik Johnson is beginning to stir in the corner. Bryce Smith walks over and grabs Malik Johnson. He sets him up on the turnbuckle. Bryce Smith gets a table. JM: Now watch Bryce here, all power… Bryce Smith grabs Malik Johnson and powerbombs him through the table. Malik Johnson is out cold. FG: You’ve got to like the impression being made tonight about your team’s toughness. JM: Yes, they are showing some balls here tonight. A little late though. Bryce Smith picks Jayson Carter up. FG: What do you mean? JM: Huh? Oh, never mind. FG: Okay… Smith’s got Carter. Bryce Smith locks in the Call of the Yeti. Jayson Carter is writhing in pain. Jayson Carter is almost out. JM: Look at the monster Bryce Smith… he’s got Carter, a SFWL veteran, out cold. Jared Williams is celebrating. Jayson Carter is out cold. FG: Both members of the Street Squad are out of it. JM: Just goes to show you… ES: What? JM: My boys got what it takes…. ES: And so do you, my dear… FG: Please, the match. ES: I know. Jared Williams goes for the Phi Beta Slamma. Jared Williams executes the Phi Beta Slamma on Jayson Carter. FG: This should be it… JM: Excuse me. Jessica Martinsdale stands from the announcer’s table. Jessica opens the door to the cage. Jessica Martinsdale walks into the cage. She points to Malik Johnson. Jessica Martinsdale – “Pick him up…” Bryce goes over and picks him up. Jessica walks over to them. Jessica Martinsdale – “This is for hitting me into the table…” Jessica Martinsdale slaps Malik Johnson. Crowds goes “ooohhh!” ES: No… FG: serves him right. ES: This is adding insult to injury. Jessica Martinsdale – “This is for my hospital stay…” Jessica Martinsdale kicks Malik Johnson in the midsection. FG: This is everything they deserve… they actually deserve more. Jessica Martinsdale looks at Jared Williams. Jessica Martinsdale – “Give me a bat…” Jared Williams hands her a baseball bat. Jared Williams is all smiles. Jessica Martinsdale – “And this… is for NOT PROTECTING ME WHEN I GOT HURT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!” Jessica Martinsdale swings and hits Bryce Smith in the head. FG: OH MY GOD!!!! ES: I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW IT!!!! Jared Williams does a double take. Jared Williams – “What the…” Jayson Carter grabs Jared Williams from behind. Jessica Martinsdale hits Jared Williams with the baseball bat in the head. Jessica Martinsdale hits Jared Williams in the groin. Jessica Martinsdale- “That was for supposing being my friends and then LETTING me get injured.” FG: That’s not right. ES: She’s got a point, they didn’t protect her. FG: This is wrestling, she put herself in harm’s way. Jessica Martinsdale points Jayson Carter to Jared Williams. Jared Williams, eyes groggy, is held up to Jessica’s face. Jessica Martinsdale – “Remember when you said you could see the change in me? Well, I felt it, too.” Jessica Martinsdale slaps Jared Williams. FG: This is out of control. Jayson Carter executes the Phi Beta Slamma on Jared Williams. FG: And then his own move used against him. Jayson Carter covers. Referee counts: one, two, two and a half, two and three quarters, three!!!!!!!!!!! DING DING DING!!!!! RING ANNOUNCER – “And the winner of this match… the STREET SQUAD!!!!” Time: 21:38 Jayson Carter and Malik Johnson rise. They pick up Bryce Smith. Malik Johnson and Jayson Carter execute the Street’s Lament on Bryce Smith. Jayson Carter grabs the baseball bat and hits Bryce Smith repeatedly with it. Jessica Martinsdale and Jayson Carter kiss in the ring. The crowd boos unanimously. FG: Oh, no!! She’s lost it. ES: Au contraire, I’d say she’s found exactly what she needs. That bad streak inside of her all along. FG: But look at the Frat… they were friends, and she’s turned her back. ES: Business, baby. The Frat lay motionless in the ring. The Street Squad, flanked by Jessica Martinsdale, walk out of the ring and to the back. People are throwing plastic beer bottles, cups, anything at the trio. FG: I am still in shock… how could this happen. ES: I thought it was great. FG: You would, you heartless bastard. ES: Touchy, touchy… you missed you last episodes of Young and the Restless, huh? FG: This is a travesty. I’m sure we’ll hear more about this in the weeks to come. But for now, this is Franky Graves with Eric Skinner… goodnight, enjoy Winter Wasteland. Cut to Sammy Shecker and Raze sitting side by side for commentary. SS: We’d like to welcome every one for our next match. The tag team titles will be on the line as the long time champions Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke defend against the Perfect Team. Raze: These two teams met each other at the Fifth Anniversary show in a match that the tag team champions came out victorious. SS: This should be a great match. Raze: I think if the Perfect Team wants to win…then they shouldn’t try to out wrestle Tyler and Gunther. Isolate one of the two and keep them from making a lot of tag and double-teaming. SS: Easier said than done. Raze: I know. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 443 pounds... The SFWL World Tag Team Champions... Gunther Franke and Tyler MacDonald Their opponents... Led to the ring by Sexxy Hoe and Bishop... At a total combined weight of 463 pounds... The Perfect Team They lock up. Tyler MacDonald goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Kevin Cash counters it with a back suplex. Tyler MacDonald uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Kevin Cash. Raze: Both men are trying to get their offense going early. Tyler MacDonald is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tyler MacDonald runs into the ropes. Tyler MacDonald executes a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Kevin Cash. Raze: You can’t deny the fact that Tyler is one great wrestler. The crowd is cheering on Tyler MacDonald. Tyler MacDonald gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Kevin Cash. Kevin Cash is valiantly trying to break the hold. SS: Kevin Cash needs to keep himself out of submission holds. Raze: Tyler has many different ways to make you tap out. Kevin Cash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Tyler MacDonald uses the Stinger Splash on Kevin Cash. Tyler MacDonald tags out to Gunther Franke. SS: There’s the tag to Gunther Franke. Brad Hunter enters the ring and lays out Tyler MacDonald. Brad Hunter nails Gunther Franke with a belly-to-belly suplex. Raze: Brad Hunter ensures that his partner Kevin Cash doesn’t take any double-teaming. SS: Good move by Hunter, Tyler and Gunther have made a name for themselves with their tag teaming. Kevin Cash takes Gunther Franke down with a top-rope spin kick. Brad Hunter leaves the ring. Kevin Cash runs into the ropes. Kevin Cash nails Gunther Franke with a back heel kick. SS: Kevin Cash is on his game tonight. Kevin Cash tags out to Brad Hunter. SS: Here’s the tag to Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter takes Gunther Franke down with a jack-knife power bomb. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Brad Hunter poses. Raze: That’s real smart Brad…waste time against a team that has held the titles since September. Brad Hunter is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Brad Hunter executes a double underhook faceslam on Gunther Franke. Brad Hunter takes Gunther Franke down with a Tombstone. SS: The posing didn’t cost him anything so why not? Raze: Posing gets you nowhere. SS: But it looks good. Brad Hunter whips Gunther Franke into the ropes. Brad Hunter nails Gunther Franke with a clothesline. Brad Hunter tags out to Kevin Cash. SS: Hunter makes the tag. Raze: So far the Perfect team has shown good tag teaming. Tyler MacDonald enters the ring, but gets cut off. Brad Hunter uses a clothesline on Gunther Franke. Kevin Cash executes a Victory Roll on Gunther Franke. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Raze: The victory roll almost got us new tag team champions! Kevin Cash and Brad Hunter hit Gunther Franke with a double low blow. Brad Hunter leaves the ring. Kevin Cash runs into the ropes. Gunther Franke and Kevin Cash get hit with a double clothesline. SS: Both men go down from the clotheslines. Raze: Gunther needs to get up and make the tag to Tyler. Gunther Franke goes for a bodyslam, but Kevin Cash counters it with a small package. Tim White counts: One, kickout. SS: Small package only gets one for Kevin Cash. Kevin Cash tags out to Brad Hunter. Tyler MacDonald enters the ring, but gets cut off. Brad Hunter and Kevin Cash hit Gunther Franke with a double low blow. Brad Hunter and Kevin Cash whip Gunther Franke into the ropes. They hit Gunther Franke with a double kick to the midsection. SS: This is not the match we expected, so far it has been all the Perfect Team. Raze: Tyler and Gunther may be one of the best teams in SFWL history, I’m sure they’ll turn it around. Kevin Cash leaves the ring. Brad Hunter leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. SS: Brad Hunter brings a chair into the ring. Brad Hunter sets up the chair. Brad Hunter goes for the torture rack drop, but Gunther Franke counters it with a headlock takedown. SS: What a counter from Gunther Franke. Raze: Gunther avoided taking a major blow there. Gunther Franke whips Brad Hunter into the ropes, but Brad Hunter reverses it. Gunther Franke hits Brad Hunter with a kick. Tim White removes the chair from the ring. Gunther Franke throws Brad Hunter out of the ring. Gunther Franke goes for a flying headscissors, but Brad Hunter moves out of the way. SS: Gunther blows the high-risk maneuver. Raze: That move could have changed the tide of this match. Brad Hunter whips Gunther Franke into the guardrail. Brad Hunter goes for a clothesline, but Gunther Franke counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. SS: Gunther catches Hunter and takes him over with an over head belly to belly suplex! Gunther Franke reenters the ring. Brad Hunter follows him back in. Gunther Franke tags out to Tyler MacDonald. Raze: There’s the tag that Gunther needed to make a long time ago. Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke hit Brad Hunter with a double backdrop driver. Gunther Franke leaves the ring. SS: That’s one way to get yourself back into a match. Tyler MacDonald goes for a piledriver, but Brad Hunter blocks it. Brad Hunter whips Tyler MacDonald into the turnbuckle. Brad Hunter runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tyler MacDonald lifts his knee. Raze: Brad Hunter just caught a knee to the jaw. Gunther Franke enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke whip Brad Hunter into the ropes. They attempt to hit Brad Hunter with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Brad Hunter hits them with a double clothesline. A fan at ringside badmouths Brad Hunter. Gunther Franke leaves the ring. SS: Hunter takes the tag team champs down with a double clothesline and convinces Gunther to go back to the outside. Raze: Having your head nearly taken off at the neck will do that to you. Brad Hunter hits an enzuigiri to the face on Tyler MacDonald. Brad Hunter hits Tyler MacDonald with a jack-knife power bomb. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... SS: Tyler MacDonald gets a hold on the ropes at two. Brad Hunter tags out to Kevin Cash. Kevin Cash goes for Air Sabu, but Tyler MacDonald blocks it. Tyler MacDonald goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Kevin Cash counters it with a back suplex. Raze: That’s the second time tonight Cash has countered the handspring. Kevin Cash executes a back heel kick on Tyler MacDonald. Kevin Cash hits Tyler MacDonald. Kevin Cash is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Kevin Cash kicks Tyler MacDonald. Quite a few boos are audible. Tyler MacDonald kicks Kevin Cash. The crowd is cheering on Tyler MacDonald. Tyler MacDonald chops Kevin Cash. SS: Tyler is fighting back! Tyler MacDonald is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tyler MacDonald goes for a back heel kick, but Kevin Cash blocks it. Kevin Cash throws Tyler MacDonald out of the ring. Kevin Cash goes through the ropes. SS: KC taking things back to the outside. Brad Hunter comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Hunter hits an enzuigiri to the face on Tyler MacDonald. Kevin Cash hits a Victory Roll on Tyler MacDonald. SS: Falls don’t count on the outside genius. Kevin Cash whips Tyler MacDonald into the guardrail. Kevin Cash executes a kick to the groin on Tyler MacDonald. SS: The Perfect Team spends a lot of time neutering their opponents. Brad Hunter comes over to make it two-on-one. Gunther Franke comes over, but gets cut off. Brad Hunter grabs a chair. Raze: Hunter’s up to something. Brad Hunter takes a running start and springs off the chair. Brad Hunter goes for a clothesline, but Tyler MacDonald counters it with a hiptoss. Raze: Great counter by Tyler! That’s the wrestling I was talking about earlier. Tyler MacDonald goes for a clothesline, but Kevin Cash counters it with a crucifix. SS: I don’t think Cash realizes he can’t get falls out here. Raze: A crucifix is a smart counter, he wasn’t intending to make the pin off of it. Brad Hunter comes over to make it two-on-one. Gunther Franke comes over, but gets cut off. Brad Hunter takes Tyler MacDonald down with a clothesline. Kevin Cash uses a Victory Roll on Tyler MacDonald. SS: Do you have any excuses for that? Raze:… Sexxy Hoe comes from behind and distracts Tyler MacDonald. SS: How much do you think she costs? I got ten cents, you give me a nickel and we can share. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tyler MacDonald goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Kevin Cash counters it with a crucifix. Brad Hunter comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Hunter takes Tyler MacDonald down with a Death Valley Driver. SS: DVD from Brad Hunter. Kevin Cash uses a split legged moonsault on Tyler MacDonald. SS: Not even RVD can do one like that! Raze: Don’t push it Sammy. SS: What? Kevin Cash reenters the ring. Tyler MacDonald follows him back in. Kevin Cash runs into the ropes. Tyler MacDonald uses a dropkick to the knee on Kevin Cash. Raze: Kevin Cash just ran right into a kick to the knee. Tyler MacDonald locks Kevin Cash in a dragon sleeper. Kevin Cash is inching his way towards the ropes. Tyler MacDonald lets go after 12 seconds. SS: Tyler lets go of the dragon sleeper. Tyler MacDonald tags out to Gunther Franke. Tyler MacDonald enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Brad Hunter enters the ring, but gets cut off. Gunther Franke and Tyler MacDonald whip Kevin Cash into the ropes. They attempt to hit Kevin Cash with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. SS: KC smashes the tag team champs heads together. Tyler MacDonald leaves the ring. Kevin Cash runs into the ropes. Gunther Franke misses with a shoulderblock. Kevin Cash hits Gunther Franke with a backspin DDT. Kevin Cash tags out to Brad Hunter. Kevin Cash hits Gunther Franke with a backspin DDT. SS: Two backspin DDT’s from Kevin Cash. Kevin Cash is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Brad Hunter attempts to place Gunther Franke on the turnbuckle, but Gunther Franke blocks it. Tyler MacDonald enters the ring and throws Kevin Cash out of the ring. Raze: Tyler coming in to make the save for his partner. Gunther Franke and Tyler MacDonald whip Brad Hunter into the ropes. They hit Brad Hunter with a double backdrop. Tyler MacDonald leaves the ring. Gunther Franke hits Brad Hunter with a legsweep faceslam. Gunther Franke gets the STF on Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Raze: Brad quickly gets a hold of the bottom rope. Gunther Franke goes for a surfboard, but Brad Hunter blocks it. Brad Hunter nails Gunther Franke with inverted crossface. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. SS: Gunther kicks out on two. Brad Hunter hits Gunther Franke with a low blow. Brad Hunter executes a brain buster on Gunther Franke. Brad Hunter takes Gunther Franke down with an inverted DDT. Raze: Brad Hunter is taking it to Gunther Franke right now. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. SS: Gunther still has some gas left in the tank. Brad Hunter hits a flying kick on Gunther Franke. Brad Hunter nails Gunther Franke with a DDT. Gunther Franke nails him with a low blow. SS: When all else fails go low! A portion of the crowd is cheering Gunther Franke. He goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Raze: Thank goodness, I couldn’t stand to see another SFWL match won off of a low blow. Gunther Franke goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Brad Hunter blocks it. Brad Hunter goes for a piledriver, but Gunther Franke counters it with a backdrop. Gunther Franke tags out to Tyler MacDonald. SS: Gunther with the tag to Tyler. Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke whip Brad Hunter into the ropes. Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke hit Brad Hunter with a double bodyslam. Gunther Franke leaves the ring. Tyler MacDonald catches Brad Hunter in a figure-four leglock. Brad Hunter tries to fight the pain. SS: Figure four! Ric Flair can’t do one that good! Raze: Don’t go there either. Tyler MacDonald lets go after 20 seconds. Tyler MacDonald is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. SS: Tyler MacDonald nearly got the three count. Tyler MacDonald executes the Kata Hajime on Brad Hunter. SS: Kata Hajime! Raze: I wouldn’t want to be in Brad Hunter’s position right now. Brad Hunter breaks the hold after 21 seconds. SS: Brad broke the Kata Hajime! I thought that would surely be the end of the match. Brad Hunter punches Tyler MacDonald. Tyler MacDonald hits Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter kicks Tyler MacDonald. SS: Both men trading blows now. Brad Hunter chops Tyler MacDonald. Numerous fans are using Brad Hunter for target practice. Brad Hunter chops Tyler MacDonald. Brad Hunter is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Brad Hunter goes for a bearhug, but Tyler MacDonald counters it with a punch. Tyler MacDonald hits a dropkick to the knee on Brad Hunter. Raze: That’s how to end a slugfest. Bishop throws Brad Hunter the cane, but Tyler MacDonald intercepts it. SS: Tyler auditioning for a spot in the NFL. Tyler MacDonald hits Brad Hunter with it and goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Raze: Brad gets the foot on the rope. Tyler MacDonald nails Brad Hunter with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tyler MacDonald catches Brad Hunter in an Indian deathlock. Brad Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. SS: Hunter worked his way to the ropes. Tyler MacDonald attempts to place Brad Hunter on the turnbuckle, but Brad Hunter blocks it. Tyler MacDonald takes Brad Hunter down with a low blow. Tyler MacDonald goes for the cross-faced chicken wing, but Brad Hunter blocks it. Brad Hunter executes the Ride of A Lifetime on Tyler MacDonald. Raze: The Ride of A Lifetime! SS: Brad has the cover! Tim White counts: One, two, three. Brad Hunter is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The winners are The Perfect Team. Time of match: 0:10:18 Raze: We have NEW SFWL tag team champions! SS: Tonight the Perfect Team was nothing short of…Perfect! Raze: What a win for the Perfect Team ending the dominating title reign of Tyler and Gunther that has lasted since September! This, in my book, is a HUGE upset! SS: That doesn’t matter, what matter is the SFWL has new tag team champions! Raze: Your right, the Perfect Team got the job done and I’m sure they’ll be celebrating tonight. [The announce position is taken up by James Anderson and Nick Fury.] JA: New tag team champions crowned here tonight, and if you believe that each of these men has an equal chance, then another one could be crowned here as Jack Schitt defends his Extreme Title against both Sabre and Wayne Reid. NF: Well you have to remember Jim that this match is by Jack Schitt's design. Jack Schitt knows the rules best because he made the rules. First to two falls this match could go for up to four falls it is going to be a complete test for these three men, so don't rule anyone out. The following is a Falls Count Anywhere First-to-Two-Falls Triangle Match. It is for the SFWL Extreme title. Introducing first... Weighing in at 344 pounds... Fighting out of Blind River, Ontario, Canada... Wayne Reid His opponent... Weighing in at 240 pounds... Hailing from Knoxville, Tennessee... Sabre Their opponent... Weighing in at 222 pounds... From Jackson, Mississippi... The SFWL Extreme Champion Jack Schitt Metallica's "The House Jack Built" brings out the current SFWL Extreme Champion Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt is wearing black cut-off jeans and one of his newest shirts that seems to be a big seller at Winter Wasteland. One guy with a big beer gut is sitting in the front row with a shirt that reads "My Wife was right… I AM a SchittHead!" Others begin slightly differently, "My Dad was right…" or "My boyfriend was right…" or "My Boss was right…" even "My Teacher was right…" but Jack Schitt wears his personal favorite, "My Guidance Counselor was right… I AM a SchittHead!" Not wanting to miss a marketing opportunity like this there is even a customizable version of the shirt where the beginning is left blank so that you can fill it in yourself with a marker. (Sold separately of course!) Jack Schitt: Sabre, you think last Tuesday was about getting revenge? Well, no one said that you had to be a genius to get into the Extreme Title picture, but that has to be the most idiotic, clueless, moronic comment you could have made. Sabre, it would have been a simple matter of standing back and watching Wayne Reid pinning your ass just like I pinned your ass two weeks ago! And had that happened, you wouldn't even be here right now, the only things you'd be doing right now is sitting at home on your sofa, with you fluffy cotton robe, your little bunny slippers, a hot cup of cocoa, and crying your stupid little eyes out into a big bowl of popcorn. The crowd pops and starts a "Wholly Schitt" chant. Jack Schitt: Now Sabre I helped you, I SAVED you! Yet you'd be the fool to come out here and damn your Savior? [laughs] Would you nail me to the cross as well Judas? No, no Sabre, the fact is that if I let Wayne Reid beat you if I let Wayne Reid come to this moment alone, then I would NEVER get my revenge on you. Because TONIGHT is all about revenge. Revenge isn't taking a chair upside your fool head, that's just a hell of a lot of fun! Revenge is having you right here with your hand on the brass ring only to have it wrenched away at the last second. Revenge is knowing that after all you've done, nothing, and I mean NOTHING that you could ever do will wrest this title from my iron grip! Jack Schitt: Revenge, Wayne Reid, is about do what we did a few weeks ago at the 5th Anniversary Spectacular and doing it just a little bit better! It's about taking this arena, tearing the motherfucker down and making it a Winter Wasteland! Revenge is knowing that as much as you talk the talk, not only can I outwrestle Shin Jun Rui, I can entertain and outsell Shin Jun Rui, look at that sea of T-shirts. That's MY marketing genius Wayne! Jack Schitt: So Reid, Sabre, if you think that either of you have chance at winning this title well then… The fans jump in with the "You don't know" line. Jack Schitt: Let me assure you that it is I who will walk out of Winter Wasteland with the title and you who will get… Jack Schitt and the fans: "JACK SCHITT!" Jack Schitt drops the mic and runs towards the ring. Wayne Reid: 0 Sabre: 0 Jack Schitt: 0 Sabre attacks Wayne Reid before the bell. Sabre hits Wayne Reid. Sabre punches Wayne Reid. JA: Sabre wasting no time going for Wayne Reid! Sabre goes for a clothesline, but Wayne Reid ducks out of the way. Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a football tackle. Wayne Reid goes for a pulling piledriver, but Sabre counters it with a small package. Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Wayne Reid goes for a bodyslam, but Jack Schitt nails him from behind with a dropkick. NF: Jack Schitt biding his time, he knows that this may be a long match. Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with a jumping side kick. Jack Schitt is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, Sabre throws Jack Schitt off. Sabre takes Jack Schitt down with a belly-to-back suplex. Wayne Reid leaves the ring. Sabre goes for a DDT, but Jack Schitt counters it with a backdrop. JA: Jack Schitt elevates Sabre up and over! Wayne Reid is searching for something underneath the ring. Jack Schitt nails Sabre with an elbowdrop from the second rope. Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Wayne Reid has found a trash can. Jack Schitt goes for a tiger suplex, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre takes Jack Schitt down with a swinging neckbreaker. Wayne Reid throws the trash can into the ring. NF: Wayne Reid decides he's had enough of the Greco-Roman hair pulling decides to introduce the PLUNDAH! Wayne Reid goes through the ropes, but is met with a stomp to the head by Sabre. Sabre grabs the trash can. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with the trash can. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with the trash can. JA: Wayne Reid may have brought the trash can in, but it's now being used against him! Sabre sets the trash can down on the mat. Sabre takes Wayne Reid down with a powerbomb onto the trash can. The trash can is flattened. Sabre is going for the pin. JA: Oh my God! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. JA: Sabre can't keep Wayne Reid down and that doesn't really surprise me right now. Jack Schitt nails Wayne Reid with a stomp. Jack Schitt stomps Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt stomps Wayne Reid. NF: Wayne Reid is as tough as they get, no doubt! Jack Schitt executes a double-arm DDT onto the flattened trash can on Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, Sabre breaks up the fall. JA: Both Sabre and Jack Schitt doing a job on Reid, but as long as the other is still active, a pin may be futile. Wayne Reid rolls out of the ring. Jack Schitt executes a kick to the midsection on Sabre. Jack Schitt goes for a sunset flip, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre hits Jack Schitt. Sabre hits Jack Schitt. Sabre runs into the ropes. Wayne Reid pulls down the top rope. Sabre falls out of the ring. Jack Schitt jumps onto him with a plancha. Wayne Reid throws Jack Schitt off Sabre and goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jack Schitt breaks up the fall. NF: Wayne Reid tried to take advantage of both men being down, but Jack Schitt up immediately. They're brawling at ringside. Jack Schitt grabs a chair. Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid with the chair. Jack Schitt drives the chair into Sabre's ribs. Wayne Reid shoves Jack Schitt out of the way. Wayne Reid hits Sabre with a splash. JA: You're going to need both endurance and brains to have a shot of coming out on top of this one! Wayne Reid climbs up onto the ring apron. Jack Schitt nails Wayne Reid with a chairshot to the back. Wayne Reid is staggered. Sabre executes a Samoan Drop off the ring apron on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid is out cold. Sabre is going for the pin. JA: Sabre got a Samoan drop on Wayne Reid. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Jack Schitt throws Sabre off. Jack Schitt is going for the pin. NF: Here's what I was talking about! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Sabre throws Jack Schitt off. Sabre is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jack Schitt nails Sabre with a chairshot to the head. JA: Jack Schitt put the exclamation point at the end of that one! Jack Schitt is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. NF: But after being down for about fifteen seconds, Wayne Reid recovered enough to get a shoulder up. Jack Schitt goes for an inside cradle, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid hits Jack Schitt with a shoulderblock. Wayne Reid executes a powerslam on Jack Schitt. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. JA: Jack Schitt, say what you will is as resilient as ever. Wayne Reid takes Jack Schitt down with a gutbuster. Wayne Reid hits Jack Schitt with a punch to the midsection. Wayne Reid executes a swinging neckbreaker on Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Sabre. JA: Wayne Reid trying to take the steam out of both men. Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a vertical suplex. NF: You have to think a long match wouldn't favor Reid. He's not Mr. Conditioning. Wayne Reid pulls back the mats at ringside. Wayne Reid goes for a piledriver, but Jack Schitt vaults over Sabre's back and takes Wayne Reid down with a clothesline. Jack Schitt goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. JA: Jack Schitt puts and end to Wayne Reid's offence and gets a two count. Jack Schitt whips Wayne Reid into the guardrail. Jack Schitt climbs up onto the ring apron. Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with a flying dropkick. Sabre whips Wayne Reid into the ringpost. Sabre rams Wayne Reid into the ringpost. Sabre rams Wayne Reid into the ringpost. Wayne Reid is busted wide open. Sabre hits Wayne Reid. NF: Reid is busted open, and blood loss this early won't help his cause. Sabre punches Wayne Reid. Sabre hits Wayne Reid. They're brawling by the entrance ramp. Sabre goes for a piledriver, but Wayne Reid counters it with a double leg-hook. JA: Maybe not, but you wonder how long it will be until Sabre and Jack Schitt are wearing crimson masks of their own! Jack Schitt hits Sabre with the chair. Jack Schitt nails Wayne Reid with the chair. Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with a bulldog onto the entrance ramp. Wayne Reid is out cold. Jack Schitt covers Wayne Reid. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Sabre breaks up the pin. JA: Sabre there for the save. Jack Schitt goes for a chairshot, but Sabre ducks out of the way. Sabre grabs the chair away from Jack Schitt. Sabre hits Jack Schitt with the chair. Sabre sets up the chair. Wayne Reid nails Sabre with a knee to the back. Wayne Reid executes a flapjack onto the chair on Sabre. Wayne Reid goes for a piledriver, but Jack Schitt kicks his knee out. Wayne Reid falls forward onto Sabre. Jack Schitt pulls Wayne Reid off of Sabre. Jack Schitt is going for the pin on Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Wayne Reid distracts Bob Leardi. NF: Wayne Reid getting in Bob Leardi's way to prevent that three count! Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt kicks Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt kicks Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with an inverted DDT. Sabre gets to his feet. Jack Schitt goes for the Millennium Suplex, but he can't do it. JA: Jack Schitt having a hard time getting the big man off his feet. Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with a reverse Russian legsweep. Jack Schitt goes for the cover, but Sabre catches him from behind with a thrust kick. Sabre goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jack Schitt counters it with a go-behind. Jack Schitt locks Sabre in a sleeperhold. Wayne Reid considers going for the idiotic double-sleeper spot, but thinks better of it and punches Jack Schitt in the neck instead. NF: You think it's hard to get a three count, a submission is going to be damn near impossible. Wayne Reid takes Jack Schitt down with an over-the-shoulder gutbuster. Wayne Reid executes a shoulder lift into a flapjack on Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid goes for a sit-down splash, but Sabre pulls Jack Schitt out of the way. JA: Sabre may have saved Jack Schitt and the first fall of this match! Sabre executes a neck snap on Wayne Reid. Sabre takes Wayne Reid down with a snap mare. Jack Schitt nails Wayne Reid with a seated dropkick. Jack Schitt is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Wayne Reid is bleeding like a faucet. Sabre takes Jack Schitt down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Sabre hits Wayne Reid. Sabre chops Wayne Reid. Sabre goes for a piledriver, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Sabre executes a double-underhook faceslam on Wayne Reid. JA: Wayne Reid sent face first onto the concrete, that HAS to be all! Sabre is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Jack Schitt throws Sabre off. Sabre hits Jack Schitt. JA: Jack Schitt was there at the last instant! Sabre kicks Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt hits Sabre. Sabre punches Jack Schitt. Sabre goes for a fisherman suplex, but Jack Schitt blocks it. Jack Schitt hits a palm thrust on Sabre. Jack Schitt grabs a chair. JA: Sabre is staggered by that shot to the face. Jack Schitt hits Sabre with the chair. Sabre is out cold. JA: And leveled by that shot! Jack Schitt sets the chair down on Sabre's face. Jack Schitt executes a legdrop onto the chair on Sabre. Jack Schitt is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Jack Schitt grabs the chair. JA: Sabre out at two and a half! Jack Schitt takes a swing at Wayne Reid with the chair, but Wayne Reid ducks out of the way. Wayne Reid knocks the chair out of Jack Schitt's hands. Wayne Reid hits Jack Schitt with a series of punches. Wayne Reid takes Jack Schitt down with a roundhouse right. Wayne Reid gives the sign for the Tenta Special. JA: Reid sensing he may have Jack Schitt where he wants him! Wayne Reid goes for the Tenta Special, but Sabre grabs his ankle. Wayne Reid falls face-first onto the ramp. Jack Schitt goes for the cover. JA: Jack Schitt to capitalize! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Sabre throws Jack Schitt off. JA: No! Two count! Sabre goes for a DDT, but Jack Schitt counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. JA: Another two count for Jack Schitt! Jack Schitt goes for a lariat, but Sabre counters it with an armbar submission. Jack Schitt is struggling to break the hold. Jack Schitt is trying to fight the pain. Jack Schitt breaks the hold after 11 seconds. JA: Jack Schitt fighting out of the armbar, meanwhile Wayne Reid is still out of it. Sabre hits Jack Schitt with a kick to the midsection. Sabre takes Jack Schitt down with a powerbomb onto the entrance ramp. Sabre is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. JA: How the hell did Jack Schitt kick out of that one? Sabre catches Jack Schitt in an hangman. Jack Schitt is struggling to break the hold. NF: This is going to be a monumental task for anyone to win this match! Wayne Reid grabs the chair. Jack Schitt is trying to fight the pain. Wayne Reid watches intently. Jack Schitt isn't moving anymore. JA: Wayne Reid just content to stand and watch. Bob Leardi asks Jack Schitt if he's had enough. Jack Schitt doesn't respond. Bob Leardi checks Jack Schitt's arm. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...Wayne Reid levels Sabre with a chairshot. Sabre releases the hold after 27 seconds. NF: Content to watch no more! Wayne Reid hits Sabre with the chair. Wayne Reid executes a powerslam with the chair on Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. JA: And now Sabre shows his resilience by kicking out of that pin attempt! Wayne Reid executes an elbowdrop on Sabre. Wayne Reid lifts Sabre to his feet. Wayne Reid grabs Sabre in a headlock. Wayne Reid drags Sabre to the top of the ramp. Wayne Reid tries to throw Sabre off the ramp, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre and Wayne Reid are brawling on the stage. JA: This one may be headed to the back. We have our cameras ready in case that does happen. Wayne Reid chops Sabre. Sabre hits Wayne Reid. Sabre punches Wayne Reid. Sabre punches Wayne Reid. NF: Until those cameras get used as weapons! Sabre goes for a fisherman buster, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid goes for an over-the-shoulder gutbuster, but Sabre slides down his back. Sabre rams Wayne Reid into the JumboTron rigging. Sabre whips Wayne Reid into the JumboTron rigging. Wayne Reid is a bloody mess. JA: Every part of the arena being used as a weapon. Sabre takes Wayne Reid down with a short lariat. Sabre executes a mounted punch on Wayne Reid. Sabre executes a mounted punch on Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt slowly moves around the side of the ramp. Jack Schitt sets up a table. Jack Schitt sets up another table. Jack Schitt looks for something at the side of the ramp. Jack Schitt finds a toolbox. NF: Here comes Jack Schitt, he's not out of this yet! Sabre hits Wayne Reid with a series of punches. Sabre is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Sabre takes Wayne Reid down with a back elbow. Sabre goes for a piledriver, but Wayne Reid counters it with a small package. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. JA: Wayne Reid can't keep Sabre down. Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a hiptoss. Wayne Reid goes for a splash, but Sabre gets his knees up. Jack Schitt throws the toolbox up onto the ramp. Wayne Reid and Sabre jump back as the lid opens and tools scatter across the entrance ramp and stage. NF: Look out! Jack Schitt sprints up the ramp, taking Sabre down with a clothesline. Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid with a jumping side kick. JA: Schitt blindsiding both men. Jack Schitt hits Sabre with a jumping side kick. NF: A pair of jumping kicks! Spinarooni! Spinarooni! Jack Schitt grabs a wrench. JA: Will you stop it! Jack Schitt has more sense than that! Jack Schitt executes a series of mounted wrench shots on Sabre. Sabre is busted wide open. Jack Schitt is going for the cover. NF: Sabre busted open, that could swing the momentum in the champs way. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. JA: Still only a two count! Jack Schitt hits Sabre with a mounted wrench shot. Jack Schitt is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Wayne Reid pulls Jack Schitt off. JA: Wayne Reid with the crucial save! Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid with the wrench. Jack Schitt grabs the toolbox. Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid with the toolbox. Jack Schitt rams Wayne Reid into the toolbox. JA: Jack Schitt all over Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. JA: HE KICKED OUT! Jack Schitt tries to whip Wayne Reid into the JumboTron rigging, but Wayne Reid reverses it. NF: Schitt all over Wayne Reid? If this wasn't Pay-Per-View you would have just knocked us off the air Jim! Sabre comes from behind and lays Wayne Reid out with the toolbox. Jack Schitt hits Sabre with a legsweep. Jack Schitt goes for a figure-four leglock, but Sabre kicks him off. Sabre whips Jack Schitt into the JumboTron rigging. JA: That JumboTron may not survive this match! Sabre throws Jack Schitt through the entryway. They're brawling in the backstage area. Sabre rams Jack Schitt into a soda machine. Sabre rams Jack Schitt into the wall. Wayne Reid executes a series of punches on Jack Schitt. NF: The match has finally moved away from ringside, and I'm surprised it took so long. Wayne Reid whips Jack Schitt into a water cooler. Wayne Reid pulls the partially-full bottle off of the top of the cooler. Wayne Reid drops it onto Jack Schitt's ribs. Wayne Reid kicks the bottle out of the way and executes a standing splash on Jack Schitt. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Sabre throws Wayne Reid off. NF: That was close. Sabre executes a legdrop to the midsection on Jack Schitt. Sabre is going for the pinfall. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Wayne Reid lays out Bob Leardi. JA: Jack Schitt may have a few cracked ribs, but he's still in this match! Sabre hits Wayne Reid with a roundhouse right. Sabre kicks Wayne Reid. Sabre kicks Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid chops Sabre. Wayne Reid tries to whip Sabre into the wall, but Sabre reverses it. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with a knee to the back. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with an elbowsmash. Bob Leardi is back on the job. Sabre sweeps the contents of a catering table onto the floor. NF: That must be Reid's table. The food is all over the place! Sabre executes a Death Valley Driver through the catering table on Wayne Reid. The table is broken in half. Sabre is going for the pinfall. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jack Schitt breaks up the fall with a kick to the head. JA: Again Jack Schitt makes the save! Jack Schitt throws Sabre back through the entryway. They're fighting on the stage. Jack Schitt goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sabre counters it with a Dragon screw. In turn, Jack Schitt counters it with an enzuigiri. JA: Jack Schitt and Sabre are down on the stage area, and Wayne Reid is still in the back. Jack Schitt tries to throw Sabre off the ramp, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre goes for a double underhook suplex, but Wayne Reid takes him down. JA: Reid coming out of nowhere, and running right over Sabre! NF: None of these men can afford to let another get a fall! That's the reason we haven't seen much in the way of double-teaming...nobody wants to take the risk of giving one of their opponents any kind of a shot at a pinfall or submission! Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a backbreaker. Wayne Reid grabs a crowbar from the tools scattered on the ramp. Wayne Reid hits Sabre with the crowbar. Sabre is bleeding like a faucet. NF: Where the hell did Wayne Reid get that crowbar… ah hell I'd rather not think about it! Wayne Reid turns around just in time to get caught by a superkick from Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid staggers backward down the ramp. Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with a running neckbreaker drop. Jack Schitt is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. JA: Wayne Reid kicks out again. This harkens back to the 5th Anniversary Spectacular. NF: This Extreme Title means so much to all three of these men. They're brawling on the entrance ramp. Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid with a lariat. Jack Schitt goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but he can't do it. Jack Schitt goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but he can't do it. Jack Schitt executes a belly-to-back suplex on Wayne Reid. JA: He got him over! Jack Schitt just suplexed the 344-pound Wayne Reid! Jack Schitt is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Sabre breaks up the fall. Sabre executes a single-leg takedown on Jack Schitt. JA: But Sabre is there for the save! Sabre goes for the Scorpion Deathlock, but Wayne Reid kicks him in the head. Wayne Reid catches Sabre in a bearhug. Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid with a series of punches to the back. Wayne Reid releases the hold after 6 seconds. Sabre takes Wayne Reid down with a clothesline. Sabre goes for a kneedrop, but Wayne Reid rolls out of the way. Jack Schitt takes Sabre down with a dropkick to the knee. They're brawling at the base of the ramp. Jack Schitt executes a legsweep on Sabre. Wayne Reid tackles Sabre at the knees. Wayne Reid grabs the chair. Wayne Reid, holding the chair sideways, swings it into Sabre's knees. Sabre collapses. Wayne Reid drives the chair into Sabre's knee. Wayne Reid closes Sabre's knee in the chair. Wayne Reid executes a splash onto the chair. JA: Wayne Reid may have just crushed Sabre's knee! Wayne Reid catches Sabre in a leg grapevine. NF: The chair didn't help either! Sabre is writhing in pain. Jack Schitt executes a stomp to the head on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid releases the hold after 9 seconds. Jack Schitt grabs the badly damaged chair. Jack Schitt lays Wayne Reid out with the chair. JA: That chair showing as many battle scars as these three men. Jack Schitt catches Sabre in a figure-four leglock. Sabre is struggling to break the hold. NF: Figure-four, figure-four! WHOOOOOOO! Bob Leardi asks Sabre if he's had enough. Sabre shakes his head. Sabre may have passed out. Bob Leardi tells Sabre to respond or he'll stop the fight. Sabre nods. Sabre summons one last burst of energy. Sabre breaks the hold after 26 seconds. JA: Sabre turns it over and Jack Schitt releases the hold! Sabre tries to struggle to his feet, but Jack Schitt takes him down with a dropkick. Jack Schitt goes for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Wayne Reid distracts Bob Leardi. Jack Schitt spikes Sabre's knee into the entrance ramp. Jack Schitt spikes Sabre's knee into the entrance ramp. Jack Schitt spikes Sabre's knee into the entrance ramp. Jack Schitt spikes Sabre's knee into the entrance ramp. JA: Sabre's knee continuing to be punished. Jack Schitt is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Wayne Reid breaks up the fall. Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with a roundhouse kick. Jack Schitt covers Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Wayne Reid throws Jack Schitt off. JA: Wayne Reid save Sabre twice more! Jack goes ape Schitt. Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid with a series of punches to the face. Wayne Reid is wearing a crimson mask. Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with an inverted DDT. NF: Jack Schitt has lost it! Jack Schitt executes a sit-out powerbomb on Wayne Reid. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. JA: How did Jack Schitt hit a power bomb in Wayne Reid, and how did Reid kick out! Sabre, un-noticed by Reid and Schitt, has begun to crawl up the entrance ramp. Jack Schitt grabs the chair. Jack Schitt sets up the chair. Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with a DDT onto the chair. Jack Schitt is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. JA: Again Wayne Reid kicks out! Sabre is halfway up the ramp. Jack Schitt drags Wayne Reid to the side of the entrance ramp. Jack Schitt sets Wayne Reid up on a table. Jack Schitt starts climbing a stack of amps. JA: Oh my God! Jack Schitt is going for it all right here. Sabre is at the top of the ramp. Jack Schitt positions himself to jump as Sabre leaps off the entrance ramp with a frog splash onto Wayne Reid. The table is broken in half. JA: Sabre beat him to it, but he may have hit his head on the landing. Sabre can't go for the cover. NF: Here comes Jack Schitt! Jack Schitt quickly climbs down the stack of amps and covers both men. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up...three. JA: Three! Sabre knocked himself out and Jack Schitt took advantage of it! Jack Schitt has one the first fall, and now the challengers have their backs to the wall! NF: That's what I meant when I said you had to be smart to win this match! Sabre took himself out with that high risk move, and he got pinned by Jack Schitt! Jack Schitt has pinned Sabre. Time of match: 0:16:53. Wayne Reid: 0 Sabre: 0 Jack Schitt: 1 Jack Schitt covers Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Wayne Reid breaks up the fall. NF: Jack Schitt tries for a quick two, but Wayne Reid there to break it up! Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt whips Wayne Reid into the side of the ramp. Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with a reverse neckbreaker. Jack Schitt goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Wayne Reid counters it with a fist to the midsection. Wayne Reid goes for a backdrop, but Jack Schitt counters it with a small package. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. JA: Jack Schitt. Nearly took Wayne Reid by surprise! Jack Schitt goes for an inside cradle, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid takes Jack Schitt down with a backbreaker. Wayne Reid executes a sit-down splash on Jack Schitt. NF: That's going to slow down Jack Schitt. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. They're brawling in front of the service doors. Wayne Reid finds a ladder. Wayne Reid rams the ladder into Jack Schitt's midsection. Wayne Reid hits Jack Schitt with the ladder. JA: Reid working on that injured midsection of Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid goes for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jack Schitt is busted wide open. Sabre is starting to move. NF: Looks like Jack Schitt may be bleeding now as well. Wayne Reid executes a belly-to-belly suplex onto the ladder on Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid executes a fireman's carry into a flapjack onto the ladder on Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Sabre dives in to break up the fall. JA: Sabre JUST barely gets there in time! Sabre goes for a German suplex, but his knees give. Wayne Reid kicks Sabre. Wayne Reid kicks Sabre. Wayne Reid kicks Sabre. NF: Sabre still felling the effects of that dive through the table. It looks like he may still be out if it. Wayne Reid goes for a fireman's carry, but Sabre counters it with a bulldog onto the ladder. Sabre executes a DDT on Wayne Reid. JA: Sabre suddenly coming alive! Sabre is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. They're brawling in front of the service doors. Sabre lays the ladder down on top of Wayne Reid. Sabre executes an elbowdrop onto the ladder. Sabre is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. JA: Two and three-quarters for Sabre! Jack Schitt nails Sabre with an enzuilariato. Jack Schitt takes Sabre down with a knee clip. Jack Schitt executes a rolling reverse cradle on Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Wayne Reid hits Jack Schitt in the back with the ladder. Sabre reverses the pinfall. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Wayne Reid hits Sabre with the ladder. JA Wayne Reid breaks up consecutive pinfall attempts with that ladder. Wayne Reid sets up the ladder. Wayne Reid hits Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid punches Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid hits Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid takes Jack Schitt down with a three-point stance clothesline. JA: Wayne Reid trying to keep Jack Schitt down and utilize that ladder. Wayne Reid executes a catapult into the ladder on Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid goes for the pin. NF: He found a way to use it. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. JA: Jack Schitt gets the shoulder up! Wayne Reid starts climbing the ladder. Wayne Reid is halfway up. NF: What is he doing? Wayne Reid should know better than to try climbing anything! Wayne Reid looks over his shoulder. Wayne Reid is three-quarters of the way up the ladder. Wayne Reid executes the Northern Exposure off the ladder on Jack Schitt. JA: That's gonna do it! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Sabre pulls Wayne Reid off. Sabre goes for the pin. JA: Now Sabre with the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Wayne Reid breaks up the fall. Wayne Reid rams Sabre into the ladder. JA: Once again that third man comes into play. Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a bulldogging headlock. Wayne Reid executes a DDT on Sabre. Wayne Reid collapses the ladder. Wayne Reid lays the ladder down on the floor. Wayne Reid executes a kneebreaker on Sabre. Wayne Reid drags Sabre onto the ladder and catches him in a standing head-scissors. Wayne Reid goes for a piledriver, but Sabre counters it with a backdrop onto the ladder. Sabre goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. JA: Sabre lifts the shoulder up. Sabre goes for a vertical suplex, but his knees give out. JA: Sabre doesn't have enough strength left in his legs to take Reid over! They're fighting in front of the service doors. Wayne Reid executes a vertical suplex on Sabre. Wayne Reid closes Sabre in the ladder. Wayne Reid gives the "thumbs down" sign. Wayne Reid goes for the Tenta Special, but Jack Schitt comes out of nowhere with a chairshot. NF: And the Tenta Special loses to the Jack Schitt deluxe chairshot to the head! Jack Schitt rolls Sabre out of the ladder. Jack Schitt executes the Millennium Suplex on Sabre. JA: Millennium Suplex! Cover! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Wayne Reid just barely makes the save. NF: That was as close as they get! Jack Schitt executes a facebuster onto the ladder on Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt sets up the ladder. Jack Schitt whips Wayne Reid into the ladder. Wayne Reid staggers back. Jack Schitt starts climbing the ladder. Jack Schitt executes the Diamond Dust off the ladder on Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt is going for the pinfall. NF: I'm with these fans! WHOLLY SCHITT! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Sabre takes Bob Leardi down. JA: Sabre breaks up the count by diving into the pile! Jack Schitt places Wayne Reid's head on the first rung of the ladder. Jack Schitt executes a Bossman Sit on the ladder on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid is out cold. Jack Schitt is going for the cover. There is no referee to count. NF: Bob Leardi may have been hurt. Otherwise this one may be all over. Jack Schitt charges at Sabre, but is met with a clothesline. Sabre executes a snap suplex on Jack Schitt. Sabre goes for a high knee, but can't keep his weight on one leg. Jack Schitt takes Sabre down with a chop block. Jack Schitt executes a stomp to the knee on Sabre. Jack Schitt grabs the ladder. Jack Schitt hits Sabre with the ladder. Jack Schitt sets the ladder down on top of an amp. Jack Schitt rams Sabre into the ladder. Wayne Reid staggers to his feet. Jack Schitt rams Sabre into the ladder. Wayne Reid see-saws the ladder into Sabre's jaw. JA: That shot may result in surgery for Sabre. Wayne Reid takes Jack Schitt down with a bodyslam. Wayne Reid executes a hammerlock slam on Jack Schitt. Bob Leardi is back on the job. Wayne Reid lays the ladder down over both men. Wayne Reid runs the length of the ladder. Wayne Reid goes for the Tenta Special, but Jack Schitt and Sabre throw the ladder into his face. JA: Double Tenta Special backfired! Jack Schitt and Sabre clothesline Wayne Reid down with the ladder. Jack Schitt lays Sabre out with a side kick. Jack Schitt sets up the ladder. Jack Schitt goes for a reverse Russian legsweep into the ladder, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid rams Jack Schitt into the ladder. Wayne Reid throws Jack Schitt into the service doors. Wayne Reid throws Jack Schitt into the stack of amps. Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a shoulderblock. Wayne Reid executes an atomic drop on Sabre. Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a short clothesline. Wayne Reid drags Sabre over to the ladder. JA: Wayne Reid loading up on offense! Wayne Reid hangs Sabre's leg over the third rung. Wayne Reid kicks Sabre's leg. Wayne Reid kicks Sabre's leg. Wayne Reid kicks Sabre's leg. Wayne Reid pushes the ladder over. Wayne Reid collapses the ladder. Wayne Reid executes a figure-four leglock with the ladder on Sabre. Sabre is writhing in pain. NF: Wayne Reid, has isolated Sabre and is now going for the submission. Sabre may have passed out. Sabre's shoulders are on the floor. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Jack Schitt makes the save. JA: Where the hell did he come from! Wayne Reid releases the hold after 25 seconds. Jack Schitt covers Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, Wayne Reid throws Jack Schitt off. Wayne Reid opens the service doors. Wayne Reid throws Jack Schitt through the service doors. They're brawling on the loading dock. JA: Looks like Wayne Reid is going to take Jack Schitt out to the wood shed for his continued interference. Wayne Reid whips Jack Schitt into the steel shutters. Wayne Reid executes a backbreaker on Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid finds some disused glass logo panels. Wayne Reid leans a glass panel against the shutters, but Sabre nails him from behind with a knee to the back. Wayne Reid falls through the glass. Wayne Reid is covered in his own blood. NF: Wayne Reid just went through glass! Jack Schitt takes Sabre down with a kick to the knee. Jack Schitt covers Wayne Reid. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Sabre distracts Bob Leardi. Jack Schitt grabs a glass panel. NF: Sabre AGAIN takes out Leardi! Jack Schitt leans a glass panel up against the shutters. Sabre punches Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt hits Sabre. Jack Schitt punches Sabre. Jack Schitt hits Sabre with a kick to the midsection. Jack Schitt goes for a DDT, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre goes for a fisherman suplex, but Jack Schitt blocks it. Sabre punches Jack Schitt. Sabre punches Jack Schitt. JA: Sabre turning it up a notch. Sabre executes a snap suplex on Jack Schitt. Sabre executes a spinebuster through the glass on Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt is a bloody mess. NF: Forget about it. Jack Schitt is out! Sabre goes for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Wayne Reid throws Sabre off. JA: Wayne Reid! Wayne Reid makes the save! Wayne Reid hits Sabre with a football tackle. Wayne Reid executes a kneebar on Sabre. Sabre is trying to break the hold. Sabre is writhing in pain. Bob Leardi asks Sabre if he's had enough. Sabre shakes his head. Bob Leardi tells Sabre to respond or he'll stop the fight. Sabre nods. JA: Sabre may not be able to keep this up for much longer! Jack Schitt makes the save after 21 seconds. NF: Looks like he doesn't have to! Jack Schitt executes a Magistral cradle on Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Wayne Reid breaks up the fall. JA: La Magistral nearly gets him! Wayne Reid ducks back through the service doors. He returns with the ladder. Wayne Reid hits Jack Schitt with the ladder. Wayne Reid puts the ladder on his shoulders and spins, taking Jack Schitt and Sabre down. Wayne Reid Samoan Drops the ladder onto Jack Schitt. JA: Airplane spin with the ladder! Wayne Reid opens the ladder and sets it on its side on the loading dock. Wayne Reid grabs the last glass panel. Wayne Reid sets it up on top of the ladder. Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Wayne Reid picks Sabre up. Wayne Reid goes for a bodyslam onto the glass, but Sabre blocks it. Sabre takes Wayne Reid down with an elbowsmash. NF: Sabre trying to avoid going through that glass! He's the only one who hasn’t yet! Sabre goes for a Death Valley Driver, but he can't hold Wayne Reid up. Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a waistlock suplex. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. JA: Near fall for Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid hits Sabre with a punch to the midsection. Wayne Reid goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Sabre counters it with an eye gouge. Sabre takes Wayne Reid down with a clothesline. Sabre goes for a fisherman buster, but he can't do it. Wayne Reid hits Sabre with a kick to the midsection. Wayne Reid goes for a piledriver, but Sabre blocks it. NF: Neither Reid of Sabre able to execute their piledrivers. Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a head-scissor stomp. Wayne Reid executes a standing splash on Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jack Schitt comes from behind and hits Wayne Reid with a kick to the head. JA: Jack Schitt in the nick of time! Jack Schitt nails Wayne Reid with a dropkick. Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid with a lariat. Jack Schitt goes for a DDT, but Wayne Reid counters it with a Northern Lights suplex through the glass. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. JA: Jack Schitt goes through more glass, and STILL manages to kick out! Wayne Reid throws the ladder out of the way. Wayne Reid executes the Tenta Special in the glass on Jack Schitt. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...Sabre breaks up the pinfall. Wayne Reid is furious. JA: Wayne Reid thought he had it! He thought it was his! Wayne Reid throws Sabre off the loading dock. Wayne Reid throws the ladder down after him, missing by a good distance, but making his point. Wayne Reid hauls Jack Schitt to his feet. Jack Schitt is bleeding like hell. Wayne Reid throws Jack Schitt off the other side of the loading dock. NF: Wayne Reid taking this to the outside of the arena, but it's still on arena grounds, so it will count! Wayne Reid, with a rare look of apprehension on his face, gives the "thumbs down" sign. JA: What the hell is he thinking now? Wayne Reid executes a moonsault off the loading dock on Jack Schitt. JA: Moonsault off the loading dock! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. NF: No doubt about it. Wayne Reid had Jack Schitt after that moonsault. Wayne Reid has pinned Jack Schitt. Time of match: 0:26:16. Wayne Reid: 1 Sabre: 0 Jack Schitt: 1 Sabre is the first to his feet. Wayne Reid is up slightly after him. Sabre climbs up onto the platform. Jack Schitt is still out cold. Wayne Reid draws his thumb across his throat and gives another thumbs down sign on seeing Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid starts to climb back up the loading dock. Sabre catches Wayne Reid in the face with a baseball slide off the loading dock. JA: Wayne Reid get a pair of boots to the face! Sabre goes for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… kickout. NF: Two-and-a-half! Sabre picks Wayne Reid up into a standing headscissors. Wayne Reid drives himself forwards ramming Sabre's back into the side of the loading dock. JA: Wayne Reid drives the air out of Sabre. Wayne Reid goes for a standing headscissors, but Sabre counters it with a low blow. Sabre drives Wayne Reid's already bloodied head into the side of the loading dock. Sabre tosses Wayne Reid into the side of the loading dock. Sabre tosses Wayne Reid into the side of the loading dock. JA: Sabre totally brutalizing Wayne Reid. Sabre stomps on Wayne Reid. Sabre stomps on Wayne Reid. Sabre stomps on Wayne Reid. Sabre stomps on Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt is starting to move again. Jack Schitt is slowly crawling towards the ring again. JA: Where the hell is he going? NF: Jack Schitt may not even know where he is right now. He may not even know that the match is still underway! Sabre goes for the pin on Wayne Reid. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… kickout. Sabre goes for the pin again. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… shoulder up. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with a right hand. Wayne Reid punches Sabre. Sabre punches Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid punches Sabre. Sabre punches Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt stops at a closet. Jack Schitt pulls himself to his feet using the door handle. JA: Jack Schitt tries to pull himself up as Sabre and Wayne Reid continue to brawl. Wayne Reid punches Sabre. Sabre punches Wayne Reid. Sabre punches Wayne Reid. Sabre punches Wayne Reid. Sabre tries to pick up Wayne Reid for a bodyslam, but it is blocked by Wayne Jack Schitt opens the closet door. The closet is full of janitorial supplies. Jack Schitt pulls a mop out of the closet. NF: Jack Schitt in that supply closet, looking for a weapon. Wayne Reid hits Sabre with a facerake. Wayne Reid nearly falls backwards over his own feet. Sabre and Wayne Reid turn around just as Jack Schitt vaults off the end of the loading dock, taking both men down with the mop to the face. JA: Wow! Jack Schitt vaulting the platform, no small feat in his condition! All three men struggle to get to their feet. Jack Schitt picks up the mop and swings it at Sabre, but Sabre grabs the end of the mop. Jack Schitt and Sabre struggle for control of the mop. Wayne Reid executes a splash through the handle of the mop, breaking it in half. Sabre and Jack Schitt collide. NF: Splash through the mop! Sabre and Schitt run into each other! Wayne Reid tosses Jack Schitt onto the loading dock platform. Wayne Reid tries to tries to scramble to the top of the platform, but is either too tired or too fat to do it. Wayne Reid tries again, but fails. Wayne Reid motions Bob Leardi over to help him up. Bob Leardi looks at him like he's insane. JA: Bob Leardi doesn't want to think about supporting the weight of Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid grabs Bob Leardi by the collar of his shirt. Wayne Reid pushes Bob Leardi towards the loading dock. Sabre takes out Wayne Reid's knee with a shoulder block. NF: Slow going in this third fall. The first two were absolute battles, and now all three men maybe out of steam. Sabre jumps up onto the loading platform. Sabre and Jack Schitt lift Wayne Reid onto the loading dock. Sabre and Jack Schitt execute a double fisherman buster on Wayne Reid. Sabre goes for the pin. JA: Double fisherman buster! Bob Leardi counts: One, Jack Schitt pulls Sabre off of Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Sabre breaks up the fall. Jack Schitt hits Sabre with a knifehand chop. Jack Schitt hits Sabre with a knifehand chop. Sabre kicks Jack Schitt in the midsection. JA: Wayne Reid is down and out but Sabre and Jack Schitt still going at it. Sabre executes a snap suplex on Jack Schitt. Sabre execute goes for a knee drop, but Jack Schitt rolls out of the way. JA: Sabre hits that knee hard on the ground. Jack Schitt goes for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Sabre kicks him off. Jack Schitt hits the wall hard. JA: Schitt face first into the wall. Sabre takes Jack Schitt down with a half Boston. Jack Schitt is writhing in pain. JA: Sabre rolls into a single leg Boston crab. Bob Leardi checks on Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jack Schitt escapes after 24 seconds. Jack Schitt is limping on one leg. NF: Jack Schitt favoring that leg right now. Sabre executes a dragon screw on Jack Schitt. Sabre goes for the half Boston, but Jack Schitt rolls over and kicks him off. JA: Sabre tries to grab that leg, but nothing doing. Jack Schitt tries to kip up, but his knee can't support him. JA: Jack Schitt ends up flat on his back. Sabre goes for a leg drop, but Jack Schitt rolls out of the way. Sabre and Jack Schitt get slowly to their feet. NF: Sabre missed and that ends the streak of offense. Sabre tries for a haymaker, but Jack Schitt ducks under. Jack Schitt hits a kick to the midsection on Sabre. Jack Schitt traps Sabre's arms against his body. Jack Schitt executes a Rising Star Suplex on Sabre. Jack Schitt bridges for the pin. JA: Rising Star Suplex! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… shoulder up. JA: Two and a seven-eighths! Jack Schitt executes and inside cradle on Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… kickout. JA: Jack Schitt trying a few quick pinfall attempts. Jack Schitt tries to execute a pile driver on Sabre, but Sabre counters it with a backdrop onto the concrete. Sabre grabs a cinder block and places it on Jack Schitt's midsection. Sabre executes a double stomp onto the cinder block, driving it into Jack Schitt. NF: Sabre back to those injured ribs of Jack Schitt. Sabre pushes off the cinder block and goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… Wayne Reid hits Sabre with a bucket to the head. JA: And Reid comes from off camera and nails Sabre with that bucket! Wayne Reid places the bucket on Sabre's head. Wayne Reid hits the bucket with his hand. Wayne Reid hits the bucket with his hand. Wayne Reid hits the bucket with his hand. Wayne Reid kicks the bucket into Sabre's head. Wayne Reid places the bucket back on Sabre's head. Wayne Reid executes a sitdown splash on the bucket. NF: Squish! Just like grape! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… Jack Schitt breaks up the pin. Jack Schitt gives Wayne Reid a rake to the eyes. JA: Jack Schitt saves the title by breaking up that pinfall attempt. Jack Schitt goes for a spear, but Wayne Reid steps to the side. Jack Schitt runs headlong into a set of steel chairs. JA: Nobody home! Wayne Reid sets up a table that was being stored in the loading dock. Jack Schitt tries to ram Wayne Reid's head into the table but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid rams Jack Schitt's head into the table. Wayne Reid tosses Jack Schitt into the doorway of the closet. Wayne Reid closes the door on Jack Schitt's head. Sabre runs into Wayne Reid with a high knee. Sabre drags Wayne Reid back into the loading area. Sabre executes a Russian legsweep on Wayne Reid. Sabre goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… kickout. JA: That one was so close! Sabre executes a series of mounted punches on Wayne Reid. NF: Sabre needs to get a fall to keep his chances alive. Sabre goes over to the janitor's closet looking for another weapon. Sabre suddenly reels back as the mist from a aerosol can blasts him in the face. Sabre is flailing around wildly. JA: What the hell was that? Jack Schitt just sprayed some cleaning spray into the face of Sabre. Sabre throws a wild swing and punches the wall. Sabre is holding his hand in agony. Sabre is trying to clear his eyes. Wayne Reid comes up behind Jack Schitt, but is blasted between the eyes as Jack Schitt drives the aerosol can into his face. Jack Schitt takes a few moments to catch his breath. NF: Jack Schitt has been a huge target since he won the first fall. He needs a rest. Wayne Reid staggers back. Jack Schitt jumps on top of a stack of pallets and jumps onto Wayne Reid with a headlock. Jack Schitt goes for a Tornado DDT, but Wayne Reid throws him off through the table. The table is broken in half. JA: That has to be about the sixth object Jack Schitt has been sent through this match! Wayne Reid picks up Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid executes a bodyslam across the stack of plastic pipes, shattering many of them. NF: Then that would be seven! Wayne Reid wearily goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… Sabre breaks the fall. Sabre goes for a punch, but Wayne Reid blocks it. JA: Sabre makes the save! Wayne Reid delivers a punch of his own. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with a punch. Sabre attempts an Irish Whip on Wayne Reid, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Wayne Reid whips Sabre along the length of the room. Wayne Reid drops a leg across the neck of Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid stays on him for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… kickout. JA: That time Jack Schitt able to get the shoulder up! Wayne Reid drops another leg on Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid drops an elbow on Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… Sabre breaks the fall. Sabre picks up Wayne Reid. JA: Save by Sabre again! Wayne Reid drives Sabre's back into the corner of the walls. Wayne Reid picks up Sabre by the hair and brings him back to the loading dock. Wayne Reid pitches Sabre over the side of the loading dock. NF: Sabre can't let either one of his opponents get a fall here or it's over. Wayne Reid picks up Jack Schitt. JA: Sabre dumped out of the building by Wayne Reid to try and keep him out. Jack Schitt delivers a shoulder block to Wayne Reid, but it has little effect. Jack Schitt goes for another shoulder block, but Wayne Reid counters it with a knee lift that staggers Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid picks up Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid runs towards the loading dock and delivers a running powerslam on Jack Schitt right near the end of the platform. NF: Wayne Reid just drove the air out of Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid crawls over for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… Sabre pulls Bob Leardi off the loading dock. Sabre and Wayne Reid slowly make it to their feet. JA: Sabre stops the count again! Wayne Reid jumps off the side of the loading dock catching Sabre and Bob Leardi with a plancha. Wayne Reid drags Sabre to his feet. JA: Plancha by the 344 pound Wayne Reid! Holy… Wayne Reid climbs up the loading dock. Wayne Reid lifts Sabre up the side of the loading dock by his hair. Wayne Reid drags Sabre towards the corridor. Wayne Reid opens the door to the janitor's supply closet. Wayne Reid tosses Sabre inside the closet. NF: I think Reid has had enough of Sabre stopping the pinfalls and aims to do something about it. Wayne Reid shuts the door and rests up against it. Wayne Reid spots a chair and crawls over to retrieve it. Jack Schitt and Bob Leardi are helping each other up the side of the loading dock. JA: What is Wayne Reid doing here? Wayne Reid comes back with the chair. The door starts to open slowly. Sabre starts to peer out of the doorway, but Wayne Reid kicks the door into his head. Sabre falls back into the closet. JA: And Sabre slumps back down into the closet. Wayne Reid opens the chair. Wayne Reid wedges the back of the chair up against the door handle. Wayne Reid goes to pick up Jack Schitt, but is met with a palm thrust to the face. NF: Wayne Reid has trapped Sabre in that supply closet, now all he has to do is put Jack Schitt away to become Extreme Champion! Wayne Reid delivers a kick to the side of Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid stomps Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid stomps Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid executes a sitdown splash on Jack Schitt. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… kickout. JA: Easier said than done! Jack Schitt isn't giving up yet! Wayne Reid executes a bodyslam on the concrete on Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid goes for the Tenta Special, but Jack Schitt counters it by raising a foot into Wayne Reid's groin. JA: Shot to the groin, a desperation move by Jack Schitt! Jack Schitt takes Wayne Reid down with a bulldog. Jack Schitt walks to the other end of the hall and waits for Wayne Reid Wayne Reid starts to get to his feet. Jack Schitt springs off the chair but is caught by Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid applies a bearhug to Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt is trying to break the hold. JA: Jack Schitt ends up right in the arms of Wayne Reid! Jack Schitt is screaming in pain. Bob Leardi asks Jack Schitt if he wants to give up. Jack Schitt shakes his head. Wayne Reid tightens his grip. Jack Schitt is writhing in agony. Jack Schitt refuses to submit. Jack Schitt is barely moving. Jack Schitt may have passed out. NF: This could be all for Jack Schitt! He doesn’t have Sabre to help him! Bob Leardi checks Jack Schitt's arm. He lifts it… it falls. He lifts it… it falls. He lifts it… it stays up! Jack Schitt tries to fight out of the hold with an earclap. JA: But Jack Schitt is still in it! Jack Schitt uses an earclap on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid drives Jack Schitt back first into the wall. Wayne Reid tries to kick Jack Schitt, but Jack Schitt trips him with a single-leg takedown. Wayne Reid crashes face first into the chair. NF: Wayne Reid tripped up by Jack Schitt ends up going face first into the steel. Jack Schitt waits for Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt goes for a kick to the midsection, but Wayne Reid catches his leg. Wayne Reid draws in Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid executes a spinebuster through the chair on Jack Schitt. The chair is a broken wreck. JA: Jack Schitt has taken more punishment in this match and this one is almost over! Wayne Reid kicks the chair out of the way and drags Jack Schitt back into the loading bay. Wayne Reid executes a powerbomb onto the stack of palettes on Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt lies there as broken as the stack of palettes. NF: I don't think there is a single object left in the back that Jack Schitt hasn't gone through. Wayne Reid gives the sign for the Tenta Special. Wayne Reid gives himself plenty of running room by back up halfway down the hall. JA: Jack Schitt's about to go through some concrete! As Wayne Reid runs forwards as fast as he can push himself, the door to the janitor's closet swings open catching Wayne Reid in the head. Wayne Reid is out cold. NF: Sabre just caught Wayne Reid coming in with a door to the head! Sabre stumbles out of the closet and sees Jack Schitt laying there. Sabre picks up Jack Schitt. Sabre executes the Excalibur on Jack Schitt onto the palettes and goes for the pin. JA: Excalibur! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. JA: And Sabre squares this away at one match a piece and proves that this is anyone's game still! Sabre has pinned Jack Schitt. Time of match: 0:38:29. Wayne Reid: 1 Sabre: 1 Jack Schitt: 1 NF: Of course each man has those crucial sixty seconds to clear their head and get ready for the next fall, but I'm not sure if that's enough time for Reid or Schitt. JA: Sabre may have played this game smartest of all, and that could win him the Extreme Title! JA: In just a few moments we will be underway with the fourth and deciding fall of this match! Sabre goes for another pin on Jack Schitt. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… Wayne Reid makes the save. JA: Reid just in time! Wayne Reid tries to bodyslam Sabre, but Sabre floats over and locks in an armbar submission. Wayne Reid is trying to fight the hold. Wayne Reid is screaming in pain. Wayne Reid is writhing in agony. Sabre holds Wayne Reid's arm and drives his knee into Wayne Reid's shoulder. NF: Sabre being smart in trying to take away Wayne Reid's power here. Sabre drives his knee into Wayne Reid's shoulder. Sabre drives his knee into Wayne Reid's shoulder. Sabre drives his knee into Wayne Reid's shoulder. Sabre grabs another chair from the wall. Sabre puts Wayne Reid's arm in the chair. Sabre stomps on the chair. Wayne Reid screams in pain. JA: Now Sabre is just trying to break the arm of Wayne Reid. Sabre locks on an armbar submission on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid is writhing in pain. Wayne Reid is barely hanging in there. Wayne Reid may have passed out. NF: Wayne Reid could have passed out here! Bob Leardi checks Wayne Reid's (other) arm. He lifts it… it falls. He lifts it… it falls. He lifts it… it stays up! Wayne Reid, still flat on his face gives the old Hulk Hogan finger wave to Sabre. Sabre is furious. JA: Wayne Reid is still very much alive and in this! Sabre releases the hold after 53 seconds. Sabre begins punching the arm of Wayne Reid in his fury. Sabre is so furious he doesn't even see Jack Schitt coming at him with the chair. Jack Schitt nails Sabre with a chairshot to the face. Jack Schitt nails Sabre with a chairshot to the head. Jack Schitt nails Sabre with a chairshot to the head. Jack Schitt nails Sabre with a chairshot to the head. NF: Jack Schitt! Jack Schitt has a chair! Wayne Reid makes it to his knees right before Jack Schitt nails him with a chairshot to the head. Jack Schitt nails Wayne Reid with a chairshot to the head. Jack Schitt nails Wayne Reid with a chairshot to the head. Jack Schitt nails Wayne Reid with a chairshot to the head. Jack Schitt nails Wayne Reid with a chairshot to the head. Jack Schitt throws Wayne Reid on top of Sabre. JA: WHAT THE HELL IS JACK SCHITT DOING? Jack Schitt tells Bob Leardi to count. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jack Schitt pulls Wayne Reid off of Sabre. Jack Schitt rolls Sabre on top of Wayne Reid. NF: This does not make sense! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jack Schitt rolls Sabre off of Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt puts Wayne Reid's arm over Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jack Schitt pulls Wayne Reid's arm off Sabre. Jack Schitt puts Sabre's arm over Wayne Reid. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jack Schitt pulls Sabre's arm off Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt puts Wayne Reid's arm over Sabre. Bob Leardi counts: One, Jack Schitt reverses the pin again. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jack Schitt holds both of their arms in the air and waves them around before dropping a pair of forearms into the faces of Sabre and Wayne Reid. JA: Jack Schitt taking the opportunity to make fools out of his opponents! Jack Schitt gives them the double middle finger. Jack Schitt jumps up and starts celebrating while the crowd is cheering like crazy. The crowd starts a "Wholly Schitt" chant. NF: I don't know if forty minutes into the biggest match of your career is a time for showboating Jim! Jack Schitt is still showboating in the back. Sabre looks over at Jack Schitt, then over at Wayne Reid and extend his hand to Reid. Wayne Reid takes Sabre's hand. Wayne Reid and Sabre help each other up. JA: And this, right here, could be the beginning of the end! Jack Schitt turns around just in time to see Wayne Reid and Sabre both staring daggers at him. Jack Schitt nearly turns white. Jack Schitt grabs the chair and wildly swings it to drive them back. Sabre and Wayne Reid decide they've had enough and just don't care. Jack Schitt runs for his life down the corridor. NF: Jack Schitt is out of there! HE figures he can't lose if they can't catch him! Sabre and Wayne Reid trail slightly behind, more recently injured. Jack Schitt runs all the way down the hall, up a flight of stairs into the main hall, and past a concession stand. Wayne Reid and Sabre are still pursuing him. Jack Schitt decides to take a quick break and help himself to the soda fountain. The concession worker is beside herself. JA: Jack Schitt decides to rehydrate himself. Jack Schitt catches a glimpse of Wayne Reid and Sabre still haunting him. Jack Schitt does a spit take of soda all over the concession worker. Jack Schitt picks up the chair and runs down a side corridor. NF: Hah! He just rehydrated that concession worker. Jack Schitt finally emerges onto the entrance ramp. Jack Schitt doesn't know what to do with Sabre and Wayne Reid only moments behind him. Jack Schitt hides behind the JumboTron rigging on one side of the stage. Wayne Reid and Sabre emerge a few moments later. JA: Jack Schitt is running scared like a scalded dog. Wayne Reid and Sabre are baffled as to how Jack Schitt eluded them. Wayne Reid suddenly has an idea. Wayne Reid points over to the pit areas off the ends of the stage. Wayne Reid and Sabre go to check different sides of the stage. Sabre picks the side Jack Schitt is on. Jack Schitt creeps up from behind Sabre. JA: Sabre doesn't even see Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt nails Sabre with a chairshot. Sabre staggers on the edge of the stage. Jack Schitt nails Sabre with another chairshot. Sabre staggers on the edge of the stage. Jack Schitt nails Sabre with another chairshot. Sabre falls backwards off the edge of the stage into the pit. NF: TIMBER! Jack Schitt turns around only to be caught by a spear from Wayne Reid that drives the chair into Jack Schitt's body. JA: And that chair nearly gets sent through Jack Schitt by Wayne Reid! Wayne Reid staggers to his feet and walks down the entrance ramp. Wayne Reid drags Sabre towards the ring. Sabre weakly tries to fight back with punches to Wayne Reid's midsection. Wayne Reid fires a right hand to the head of Sabre who falls to both knees. Wayne Reid drags Sabre halfway up the ramp. Wayne Reid applies a standing headscissors to Sabre. Wayne Reid gets Sabre up into a piledriver position. Jack Schitt comes out of nowhere with a chairshot to the head of Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid rolls down to the base of the ramp. NF: Jack Schitt stops the piledriver attempt by Reid. Jack Schitt delivers a chairshot to the head of Sabre. Jack Schitt picks up Sabre. Jack Schitt executes a pumphandle into the Emerald Erosion on Sabre. JA: Pumphandle Emerald Erosion on the ramp! Jack Schitt is crawling over for the cover. Jack Schitt goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… Wayne Reid breaks up the fall. JA: Reid with a save! Wayne Reid picks up Jack Schitt into a full nelson. Wayne Reid goes for the Buh-Buh Bomb, but Jack Schitt counters it with a backwards kick. Jack Schitt executes a jumping DDT onto the entrance ramp on Wayne Reid. NF: Reid kisses the ramp that time! Jack Schitt crawls over for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… Sabre breaks up the pin by dropping an elbow on Bob Leardi. JA: And Sabre takes out the only one he could, and that was referee Bob Leardi! Sabre and Jack Schitt get to their feet. Jac7k Schitt kicks Sabre in the midsection. Jack Schitt goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Sabre counters it with a Northern Lights Suplex. There is no referee to count. JA: One, two, three, four… Sabre has Jack Schitt pinned but Sabre had taken Bob Leardi out just a few moments ago. Wayne Reid gets up and breaks the pin attempt with a kick to the groin of Sabre. Wayne Reid executes the Tenta Special on Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. NF: And now Wayne Reid has the match won if not for Leardi being taken out. Sabre gets up and jumps on Wayne Reid forcing him off Jack Schitt. Sabre executes a series of mounted punches on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid throws Sabre off of him. Wayne Reid and Sabre are exchanging punches at the base of the entrance ramp. Bob Leardi is back on the job. Wayne Reid is starting to stagger. Sabre delivers another crushing right to the jaw of Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid's legs have turned to rubber. Another right by Sabre puts Wayne Reid on his knees. Sabre tries to execute the Excalibur on Wayne Reid, but he can't do it. JA: Sabre tries to end it, but the strength is just not in him! Wayne Reid takes Sabre down with a clothesline. Wayne Reid executes a splash on Sabre. There is no referee to count. They're brawling at ringside. Wayne Reid whips Sabre into the guardrail. Wayne Reid executes a powerslam on Sabre. There is no referee to count. Wayne Reid sets up a table. Wayne Reid goes for a power bomb, but Sabre counters it with a backdrop. Wayne Reid misses the table JA: Wayne Reid tries to send Sabre through the table, and I'm sure Sabre had the same idea in mind for Reid, but both men miss. Jack Schitt grabs a chair. Jack Schitt hits Sabre with the chair. Jack Schitt nails Sabre with the chair. Jack Schitt executes a legsweep faceslam with the chair on Sabre. Jack Schitt is going for the cover. There is no referee to count. Jack Schitt hits Sabre with the chair. NF: And now Jack Schitt can't get a pin. Sabre caught Bob Leardi with one hell of a shot. Jack Schitt lays the chair down on the floor. Jack Schitt goes for a DDT, but Sabre blocks it. Wayne Reid comes over and lays out Jack Schitt. Wayne Reid punches Sabre. Wayne Reid catches Sabre in a hammerlock. Wayne Reid executes a hammerlock slam onto the edge of the ring apron on Sabre. Wayne Reid is going for the cover. There is no referee to count. Wayne Reid attempts to revive the referee, but is caught from behind with a chairshot from Jack Schitt. JA: I don't think that was Sabre's intent, but that's what happened. Bob Leardi starting to stir now. Bob Leardi is back on the job. Jack Schitt nails Sabre with the chair. Jack Schitt hits Sabre with the chair. Jack Schitt, taking the chair with him, rolls back into the ring. Wayne Reid climbs up onto the apron. Jack Schitt punches Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid punches Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt hits Wayne Reid. Jack Schitt executes a top-rope neck snap on Wayne Reid. As Wayne Reid falls backward off the apron, Sabre catches him with a neckbreaker. JA: Oh my God! I've NEVER seen anything like that! NF: Jack Schitt hit Wayne Reid with a neck snap off the top rope, and he fell backward RIGHT into a neckbreaker by Sabre! Wayne Reid has just been broken in half! Sabre goes for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jack Schitt jumps onto both men with a ringpost moonsault. Jack Schitt whips Sabre into the ringsteps. Jack Schitt rams Sabre into the ringpost. JA: Each man is giving it his all right here. They are laying it out on the line! Jack Schitt throws Sabre back into the ring. Jack Schitt grabs the chair. Jack Schitt goes for a chairshot, but Sabre grabs it out of his hands. NF: And you two can join Jim's cliché of the month club for only… JA: Shut up. Jack Schitt executes a standing dropkick to the chair, sending it back into Sabre's face. Jack Schitt goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Jack Schitt complains about a slow count. JA: Near fall, Jack Schitt thought he had him! Jack Schitt takes Sabre down with a DDT onto the chair. Jack Schitt goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Jack Schitt complains about a slow count. JA: And again a close call. Jack Schitt executes the Millennium Suplex onto the chair on Sabre. Jack Schitt slowly crawls for the cover, injuring himself with that suplex. NF: That should be all. This one is all the champ's match! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. JA: Somehow! Someway! Sabre finds a way to stay in this match! Jack Schitt grabs the chair. Jack Schitt waits for Sabre to get up. Wayne Reid is up and is stalking Jack Schitt with a chair of his own. Before either man can swing Jack Schitt is caught with a Vandaminator from Sabre. Jack Schitt's head is crushed between both chairs, and the second one recoils into Wayne Reid's face. Sabre goes for the pin. NF: Double Vandaminator! I've never seen that! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… kickout. JA: Jack Schitt avoid the pinfall! This match is intense! Sabre hits Jack Schitt with the chair. Sabre hits Jack Schitt with the chair. Sabre hits Jack Schitt with the chair. Sabre executes the Excalibur onto the chair on Jack Schitt. Sabre goes for the pin. NF: Now it is Sabre's match to win! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr… Wayne Reid makes the save. Sabre snaps. JA: NO! Sabre can't believe it! He felt that title was his! Sabre hits Wayne Reid with the chair. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with the chair. Wayne Reid is still on his feet. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with the chair. Wayne Reid is still on his feet. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with the chair. NF: Sabre has completely lost it! Wayne Reid is still on his feet. Wayne Reid punches the chair into the face of Sabre. JA: Reid sends that chair into Sabre's face, giving him somewhat of a respite. Wayne Reid starts to climb up to the ring. Wayne Reid starts to ascend the turnbuckle. Wayne Reid suddenly realizes how hard it is to keep his balance with a concussion. JA: Wayne Reid may be losing is balance. This may not be the wisest of moves. Sabre catches Wayne Reid with a chairshot that causes Wayne Reid to slump onto the turnbuckle. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with the chair. Sabre nearly slips off the apron, but steadies himself. NF: Sabre may have a concussion and feeling the effects of it. Sabre decides to enter the ring. JA: I wouldn't be surprised to learn that all three of these men have concussions/ Sabre ties Wayne Reid in the Tree of Woe. Sabre enters the ring with the chair. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with the chair. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with the chair. Sabre hits Wayne Reid with the chair. Sabre places the chair against Wayne Reid's face. JA: Sabre to the other end of the ring, where is he going. Sabre executes the Van Terminator into the chair. Wayne Reid is out cold. JA: MY GOD! Sabre takes Wayne Reid out with that shot! Sabre can win it all here! Sabre DESERVES to win it all here! Sabre sets the chair down on the mat. Sabre takes Wayne Reid down from the Tree of Woe. Sabre lifts Wayne Reid into a standing head-scissors. Sabre looks at the chair. Sabre lets Wayne Reid go. JA: What the hell is he doing!? Sabre rolls Sabre onto the ring apron. Sabre goes through the ropes. Sabre pushes the table closer to the ring apron. Sabre climbs back onto the apron. NF: Oh know I think I know what this is! JA: This is the end! This is revenge for Wayne Reid's attack a few weeks ago! Sabre executes a Tombstone piledriver off the apron and through the table on Wayne Reid. The table is broken in half. All three men are down and out. NF: Oh my God! This a train wreck right in front of it and all we can do is sit and watch it. Bob Leardi looks around not sure of what to do. Bob Leardi checks on Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt doesn't respond. Bob Leardi checks on Sabre. Sabre doesn't respond. Bob Leardi goes over to check on Reid and just shakes his head. JA: Bob Leardi may have no choice to count all three men out, and wouldn't that be a shame! After all they did that this match could end in a triple countout draw! Bob Leardi applies the ten count to all three men. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three, four, five, six, Jack Schitt is up to his knees, JA: Jack Schitt the first man to get off the floor, but barely. seven, eight, Sabre is crawling over for the cover, nine, te… Sabre makes the cover. NF: Sabre on top! Bob Leardi counts: One, two… Jack Schitt dives in for the save but falls short, thr… KICKOUT! JA: Damn it! Reid kicked out ONLY because he had almost a minute to do so after taking that rids through the table! NF: And Jack Schitt groggy after missing with that dive. Sabre picks up Wayne Reid. Sabre gives the sign for the Excalibur. As Sabre sets up Wayne Reid, Jack Schitt comes from behind with a roll up. JA: Roll up by Schitt catches Sabre off balance! Jack Schitt has a double handful of trunks. NF: He's got trunks! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Wayne Reid doesn't three. Jack Schitt has pinned Sabre. Time of match 0:49:49. The winner, and still SFWL Extreme Champion, is Jack Schitt. Sabre: 1 Wayne Reid: 1 Jack Schitt: 2 JA: DAMN IT! GOD DAMN IT! Jack Schitt steals another one with a handful of trunks right in front of the referee! NF: Somehow Jack Schitt manages to pull off the seemingly impossible victory, but have a feeling this match asked more questions than it answered. JA: Wayne Reid and Sabre may both come away with legitimate claims to a rematch if not the Extreme Title, but when if ever will they be in any shape to go again like this? Cut back to Sammy Shecker and Raze sitting side by side for commentary. SS: Up next though, we have the number one contenders match, the winner goes on to WrestleFest on February 17th (My Birthday woo hoo!) to face the SFWL World Champion, whoever that may be. Raze: It’s “Suicide” Steve Fella against the Professional. Two of the SFWL’s best wrestlers and top stars. Both are former world champions and both are on a mission to once again reign as SFWL champion. Introducing first... Led to the ring by K8E... From Denver, Colorado... Weighing in at 225 pounds... "Suicide" Steve Fella His opponent... From Charlotte, North Carolina... Weighing in at 235 pounds... The Professional They lock up. The Professional executes an inverted DDT on Steve Fella. The Professional is going for the pin. SS: The Pro going for an early win. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. SS: Too early. Raze: But it was worth the shot. The Professional whips Steve Fella into the ropes. The Professional takes Steve Fella down with a roundhouse right. The Professional nails Steve Fella with an atomic drop. The Professional throws Steve Fella out of the ring. The Professional jumps onto him with a baseball slide. SS: So far it’s been all Pro. K8E comes from behind and distracts The Professional. Steve Fella nails The Professional with a double underhook piledriver. Raze: Fella uses the distraction to his full advantage. Steve Fella sets up a table. Steve Fella whips The Professional into the guardrail. Steve Fella uses a Tombstone on The Professional. SS: Did you see the way the Pro bounced off the concrete? He could have a concussion after that. Steve Fella whips The Professional into the guardrail. K8E comes from behind and distracts The Professional. Steve Fella whips The Professional into the guardrail. Steve Fella uses a standing moonsault on The Professional. SS: For an old guy Fella has a lot of agility. Steve Fella reenters the ring. The Professional follows him back in. Steve Fella goes for the Michinoku Driver, but The Professional counters it with a backdrop. The Professional executes a double-arm DDT on Steve Fella. Raze: The Pro is starting to fight back now. SS: How much of those special Fella cigarettes that Fella has do you think I can buy for ten cents? A few fans are booing The Professional, while a few others are cheering him. The Professional is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. The Professional complains about a slow count. Raze: The Pro thought he had the match won. SS: He must have been smoking some of Fella’s cigarettes before the match. Steve Fella uses an inside cradle on The Professional. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. The Professional begs off. Raze: As always taking your mind off your opponent nearly ends the match. Steve Fella hits a Death Valley Driver on The Professional. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Steve Fella. Steve Fella throws The Professional out of the ring. SS: Fella sends the Pro back to the outside. Steve Fella goes through the ropes. K8E comes from behind, but The Professional nails K8E. Steve Fella sets up The Professional on the table. Steve Fella tries to drive The Professional through the table with a moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. SS: Fella belly flops onto the table! Raze: Pro had more than enough time to get off the table. The Professional whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. The Professional executes an inverted power bomb on Steve Fella. The Professional throws Steve Fella back into the ring. SS: The Pro wants to keep things inside the ring. The Professional uses a brain buster on Steve Fella. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Professional. The Professional takes Steve Fella down with a DDT. The Professional nails Steve Fella with a chop. The Professional takes Steve Fella down with an inverted DDT. Raze: The Pro starting to get into Fella. The Professional uses a European uppercut on Steve Fella. The Professional goes for a forearm smash, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella hits The Professional with Jackass Drop. Raze: That move has won Steve Fella many titles. Steve Fella punches The Professional. Steve Fella punches The Professional. Steve Fella is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. The Professional kicks Steve Fella. SS: The Pro trying to fight back. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Professional. Steve Fella kicks The Professional. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Steve Fella. Steve Fella punches The Professional. The Professional chops Steve Fella. SS: WHOOO!…Yes, I’ve been dying to say that all night. Raze: What? The Professional is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Steve Fella chops The Professional. SS: What? The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Steve Fella. Steve Fella chops The Professional. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Raze: Fella going for the chair. SS: What? Steve Fella sets up the chair. Steve Fella uses a Tombstone onto the chair on The Professional. Raze: Fella Tombstone’s The Pro onto a chair! SS: What? Raze: Knock it off! SS: You started it. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Steve Fella. James Beard removes the chair from the ring. The Professional begs off. Steve Fella uses a Vader attack on The Professional. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Steve Fella. Steve Fella hits The Professional with a piledriver. Raze: Fella spikes the Pro with a piledriver. SS: What? Raze: Do it again and I’ll break your neck. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Steve Fella. Steve Fella goes for a frog splash, but The Professional rolls out of the way. SS: Fella misses with the frog splash. A portion of the crowd is booing The Professional. The Professional whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. Steve Fella misses with a shoulderblock. Steve Fella hits The Professional with an elbow. Steve Fella places The Professional on the turnbuckle. Steve Fella hits The Professional with a belly-to-back superplex. Raze: Big move by Fella. That had to take a lot out of the Pro. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Steve Fella. Steve Fella punches The Professional. Steve Fella chops The Professional. The Professional punches Steve Fella. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Steve Fella hits The Professional. SS: The Pro and Fella back to trading punches. Raze: So far this match has been even. A portion of the crowd is booing Steve Fella. Steve Fella kicks The Professional. The Professional hits Steve Fella. The Professional takes Steve Fella down with a backspin DDT. SS: The Pro had enough of the blow trading and connects with the Backspin DDT. The Professional nails Steve Fella with a kneedrop. The Professional executes a legsweep on Steve Fella. The Professional goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Steve Fella rolls out of the way. Steve Fella is going for the pin. SS: Fella gets away from the elbow. Raze: Fella is going for the pin! James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. SS: Steve Fella going to the outside to get a chair. Steve Fella sets up the chair. Steve Fella hits The Professional with Jackass Drop onto the chair. Raze: Jackass Drop onto the chair! This could be the match! Steve Fella is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. SS: The Professional barely gets the shoulder up. Steve Fella goes for a backdrop driver, but The Professional flips over. SS: What a move by the Professional! James Beard removes the chair from the ring. The Professional nails Steve Fella with an atomic drop. The Professional uses a chop on Steve Fella. The Professional goes for a forearm smash, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella whips The Professional into the ropes, but The Professional reverses it. Steve Fella hits The Professional with a Vader attack. Raze: Fella comes off the ropes with a Vader attack. A portion of the crowd is booing Steve Fella. Steve Fella is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, kickout. SS: Only a one count? Steve Fella locks The Professional in a dragon sleeper. Raze: Dragon Sleeper applied by Steve Fella. The Professional is inching his way towards the ropes. Steve Fella lets go after 32 seconds. SS: Fella let go? I never understood that. Raze: Yeah, your also not a wrestler. Steve Fella is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Steve Fella executes the Redemption on The Professional. SS: Redemption! This one is in the bag. Steve Fella goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Raze: It’s not over yet, The Pro still has some left. Steve Fella nails The Professional with a standing moonsault. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... SS: The standing moonsault only gets two. Steve Fella throws The Professional out of the ring. Steve Fella goes through the ropes. Steve Fella is handed the Singapore Cane. Raze: K8E hands Fella his trademark weapon. Steve Fella takes a swing at The Professional with the Singapore Cane, but he gets out of the way. The Professional snatches the Singapore Cane from him. The Professional hits him with the Singapore Cane. Raze: The Pro uses Fella’s own weapon against him! The Professional whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. The Professional uses a vertical suplex on Steve Fella. The Professional hits a double-arm DDT on Steve Fella. SS: The Pro taking it to Fella now. K8E comes from behind, but The Professional nails K8E. Raze: This time the Professional nails K8E in the mouth. Steve Fella goes for a Vader attack, but The Professional counters it with a fist to the midsection. Raze: The Professional saw Fella coming. The Professional throws Steve Fella back into the ring. The Professional brings the the Singapore Cane into the ring. Steve Fella takes a swing at The Professional with the Singapore Cane, but he gets out of the way. The Professional snatches the Singapore Cane from him. The Professional takes a swing at Steve Fella with the Singapore Cane, but he gets out of the way. Steve Fella snatches the Singapore Cane from him. Steve Fella hits him with the Singapore Cane. SS: Steve Fella finally able to connect with the Cane. Steve Fella is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Steve Fella locks The Professional in a figure-four leglock. Raze: Fella has the figure four locked in on the Pro. The Professional is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Professional tries to fight the pain. Steve Fella lets go after 12 seconds. Steve Fella raises his arms and shouts. SS: Fella is obviously happy about his performance tonight. Steve Fella is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Steve Fella hits The Professional with the Michinoku Driver. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... SS: The Pro still able to find ways to stay in this match. Steve Fella goes for a Death Valley Driver, but The Professional counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Raze: A nice counter from the Professional gets him a two count. The Professional takes Steve Fella down with a knifehand chop. The Professional takes Steve Fella down with an inverted DDT. The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. The Professional whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. The Professional misses with a shoulderblock. Steve Fella hits The Professional with an elbow. Raze: The Pro gets rocked with that elbow. Steve Fella takes a swing at The Professional with the Singapore Cane, but he gets out of the way. The Professional snatches the Singapore Cane from him. The Professional hits him with the Singapore Cane. SS: The Pro able to take down Steve Fella with the Singapore Cane. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The Professional whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but Steve Fella counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Raze: Fella counters with a belly to belly suplex. The cheers for Steve Fella are drowning out the boos. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. SS: Fella once again going for a chair. Steve Fella takes the chair. Steve Fella goes for a moonsault, but The Professional gets his knees up. Raze: Wise move by the Professional one of the smartest wrestlers in the league. The Professional whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle, but Steve Fella reverses it. Steve Fella charges into the corner. Steve Fella goes for the Splash Mountain, but The Professional counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Raze: Both men have relied heavily on those pinning predicaments. The Professional nails Steve Fella with a roundhouse right. The Professional goes for a knifehand chop, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella takes a swing at The Professional with the Singapore Cane, but he gets out of the way. The Professional snatches the Singapore Cane from him. The Professional hits him with the Singapore Cane. SS: I think it would be better for Fella to just stop using that thing. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. James Beard throws the Singapore Cane out of the ring. The Professional executes the Professional Courtesy on Steve Fella. SS: The Professional Courtesy! Raze: The Pro is going for the pin! The Professional goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SS: Steve Fella somehow manages to kick out of the Professional Courtesy! The Professional hits Steve Fella with a brain buster. The Professional goes for a brain buster, but Steve Fella counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Raze: Fella nearly scores the fall with that Northern Lights suplex. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella whips The Professional into the ropes, but The Professional reverses it. The Professional hits Steve Fella with a backdrop. Steve Fella falls out of the ring. SS: The Pro backdrops Fella right over the top tope. Raze: That was a nasty spill Fella had right in front of us. The Professional goes through the ropes. The Professional sets up Steve Fella on the table. The Professional tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. SS: The Pro missed and now he’s holding on to his elbow. The cheers for Steve Fella are drowning out the boos. Steve Fella nails The Professional with a dragon suplex. Steve Fella knocks The Professional into the ringsteps. SS: Fella sends the Pro into the ringsteps. Steve Fella knocks The Professional into the ringsteps. SS: And again. Steve Fella takes The Professional down with a double underhook backbreaker. Steve Fella reenters the ring. The Professional follows him back in. The Professional begs off. Steve Fella throws The Professional out of the ring. Raze: Fella keeping the Pro on the outside. Steve Fella jumps onto him with a tope suicida. SS: High risk maneuver that paid off for Stevie. Steve Fella sets up The Professional on the table. Steve Fella tries to drive The Professional through the table with a diving headbutt, but he blocks it. The Professional nails Steve Fella with an armdrag takedown. K8E comes from behind and distracts The Professional. Steve Fella is handed brass knuckles. Steve Fella hits him with the knuckles. SS: It’s William Regal! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella goes for a DDT, but The Professional counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Raze: Great counter by The Pro. The Professional knocks Steve Fella into the ringsteps. The Professional whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. The Professional executes a dropkick on Steve Fella. The Professional sets up Steve Fella on the table. SS: The Professional has Fella set up on the table. The Professional tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with a brain buster, but he blocks it. Steve Fella hits him with brass knuckles. Raze: Another hard shot from those brass knuckles. Steve Fella whips The Professional into the guardrail. Steve Fella takes The Professional down with a frog splash. Raze: Frog splash off the ring apron by Steve Fella. Steve Fella uses a Vader attack on The Professional. Steve Fella reenters the ring. The Professional follows him back in. The Professional goes for a thrust kick, but Steve Fella moves out of the way. The Professional nails the referee with the thrust kick. The ref is out. SS: The Pro missed Fella and nailed the ref! The Professional stands in shock. The Professional turns around. Steve Fella lands a kick to the stomach. Steve Fella executes The Redemption on The Professional. Raze: There’s the Redemption! This match should be over. Steve Fella goes for the pin. There is no ref to count. Steve Fella gets a pissed look. Steve Fella looks over at the ref. Steve Fella screams obscenities. Raze: Fella is obviously unhappy. SS: He’s been away from his magic grass too long and he’s having withdrawals. There is a ruckus in the crowd. Mike Torment hops the guardail, steel chair in his hand. SS: Here comes Torment! Mike Torment slides in the ring. Steve Fella stands up. Mike Torment nails Steve Fella in the back of the head with the chair. SS: Mike Torment nailed Fella with the chair! Steve Fella crashes to the mat. Mike Torment stands over him with a very sick look on his face. Mike Torment throws the chair down. Mike Torment executes a double arm DDT on the steel chair. Steve Fella is out. Raze: He has no business being out here, why is he even here? SS: He’s Mike Torment he can do what ever he wants. Torment stomps on Steve Fella. Torment stomps on Steve Fella. Raze: Your only saying that because Ash joined up with him. This was one of the best wrestling matches I have seen in a while and it’s being ruined by Mike Torment simply because his ego can’t handle having other people as title contenders. Mike Torment yells something at Steve Fella. Mike Torment leaves the ring. The crowd is booing their heads off. Mike Torment turns back one more time and raises his arms. Trash is flying in the ring and at Mike Torment. Mike Torment walks through the curtains, and to the back. The crowd chants "Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit". SS: The fans aren’t happy with what just happened. The Professional finally gets back to his feet. So does the referee. The Professional has no idea what just happened. The Professional sees the steel chair. The Professional slides the steel chair out of the ring before the ref sees it. Raze: The Pro doesn’t know what happened but he won’t let that stop him from taking a tainted victory. SS: Hey, a wins a win. The Professional looks at Steve Fella and shrugs. The Professional gives the sign for the Professional Courtesy. The fans go crazy. The Professional picks Steve Fella up. The Professional goes for the Professional Courtesy. In mid-move, Steve Fella adjusts his weight and executes an inside cradle. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The cheers for Steve Fella are drowning out the boos. The winner is Steve Fella. Time of match: 0:13:01 SS: Whoa! Fella countered in mid air and pulled off the win! Raze: What a counter by Fella! He’s now the number one contender to the SFWL title! The Professional has a pissed look on his face. The ref raises Steve Fella's hand. Steve Fella grins. The Professional rolls out of the ring, completely upset. The Professional puts his hand on his hips and start walking to the back. The Professional is shaking his head. Steve Fella notices The Professional. He pulls his arm down, makes a threatening gesture to the ref and walks over to the ropes. Steve Fella asks for a mic. The crowd pops. Steve Fella is handed a mic. Steve Fella: Hey germ! Yeah, I'm talking to you Pro. The Professional stops. Steve Fella: Come on junior...get your hands off your hips, pick your head up, turn around and face the man who just beat you! Steve Fella smirks. The fans are going crazy. The Professional turns around. Steve Fella: There's no shame in your match tonight. It just wasn't your night...it was my night. Just like I said it would be. But don't you walk away thinking you accomplished nothing tonight. Our match...this moment...will top anything done on this PPV or any PPV this year. The crowd starts to applaud. The Professional nods. Steve Fella: Pro, I don't like you. I never have, probably never will. But there's one thing you've had, and one thing you proved tonight you had...and that's my respect. In the future, and there will be a future, we'll meet again, but right now, there's something we both have in common that we need to eliminate for good. His name is Mike Torment. The crowd boos. Steve Fella: You may or may not know this, but he attacked me again during our match...right after I layed you out with the Redemption. And if anything is true in this wacky world of ours, he'll keep doing it. Mike Torment will not only be on my ass until WrestleFest, but you know he'll be breathing down your neck as well. Now Pro, what's one thing that still holds true when it comes to the Bastards. The Professional shrugs. Steve Fella: Bastards always stick together. The crowd pops. The Professional grins. Steve Fella: Let's take out the human waste or space for good. You and I, the only Bastards that are left...team up to take care of the man who ripped us apart when he sided with Paine. Let's take out Mike Torment for good. So what do you say, Pro? Steve Fella throws the mic to The Professional. He catches it. The Pro: You don’t like me? You’ve never liked me? Dude…you’re breaking my heart. I mean, all this time I’ve been living my life under the impression that we were best friends. The Pro rolls his eyes. The Pro: Well, Icon, I have to admit, I’ve never really been a fan of yours either. In fact…you could probably say that I hate your freaking guts. You could probably say that given the opportunity, I would love to drop you on your head and put an end to your illustrious career. But being The Professional…and a professional, I know that there are more important issues at stake here. Business before pleasure, right? Mike Torment is a scourge on this league. A blight. A disease. I’m sick of him…I’m sick of his big, ugly goons…and I’m sick of having wake up on a stretcher after every single show. So Stevie…you want me to watch your back…then sure, I’ll watch your back. You want to team up to battle Torment…you got it. I am a Bastard to the very core of my soul…and if you need me, brother, then you got it. The crowd pops. Raze: I never thought I’d ever see The Pro and Steve Fella join forces. SS: Yeah, that’ll last. The Pro: But two caveats, Steve. Don’t you think for a second that I won’t be keeping an eye on you. If I get any hint that you’re playing me… if it turns out that you and Torment are in league together,I swear to God I’ll break your neck and leave you for dead in a ditch. Fella nods. The Pro: And second…if I stand with you against Torment,you owe me. You owe me big. Fella nods. The Pro: So, until Wrestlefest, I’ve got your back. You take care of your business and I’ll take care of mine. But Steve, remember, one day, and that day will most surely come, I will call upon you for a service…and I will expect you to pay up. Until that day, Steve…consider this small token a gift on your road to Wrestlefest. Voice: Oh my god the two of you make me sick. Mike Torment walks out of the back with a pissed look on his face. Torment stops at the top of the entrance ramp. Torment: How cute. The Pro and Fella on the same page. So now you two are the next in line to try and rid the SFWL of Mike Torment? You guys need to learn from history or you will end up repeating it. You can't get rid of me. And you two combined have less of a chance than anyone. I know you two. Hey I made you two. I know you backwards and forwards. You're going to play the Bastards card. You're going to claim.... you know what... I don't feel like talking to you two....guys get them... NightWing and Ash run out of the back. NightWing and Ash charge the Professional. The Professional punches Ash. The Professional punches NightWing. Steve Fella exits the ring. Steve Fella kicks NightWing. The Professional kicks Ash. Mike Torment has a pissed look on his face. Steve Fella throws NightWing in the ring. The Professional throws Ash in the ring. The Professional and Steve Fella jump on the ring apron. THe Professional and Steve Fella stop and look up the entrance ramp. The Professional and Steve Fella jump down and charge up the ramp. Torment drops the microphone and runs to the back. The Professional and Steve Fella give chase to Torment. NightWing and Ash look confused and slowly walk to the back. The scene cuts to the back. Mike Torment runs out to the parking lot. Torment jumps into a car. TOrment peels out and takes off. The Professional and Steve Fella run out and jump in a car. The Professional and Steve Fella take off. A car comes around from the other end of the parking lot. Mike Torment jumps out of the car. Security has gathered at entrance. Torment hands a security guard his wallet. Torment: Keep whatever is in there just make sure those two don't get back in here tonight. (Cut back to announce table) SS: Torment just played Fella and the Pro, but that’s all the time we have. Stay tuned for the rest of tonight’s great card. For Raze, I’m Sammy Shecker, we’ll see you later! [Scene switches to another broadcast table where seated there is "The Natural" Grant Taylor, who is dressed in a nice turtle neck sweater, and "Mom's Like Him Cause He's Not Jiff" Skippy, who is wearing what resembles to be Razor Ramon's old ring attire, complete with slicked back hair.] Taylor: Hello sports fans. Once again, it is I, the greatest play-by-play man in the business, Grant Taylor, and along with me as always is the always contreversial, never silent, Skippy. Skippy, what the hell are you wearing? Skippy: Hey yo! Dis' be the Bad Guy, and its time to take a survey. Who here came to see...the SFWL? Ok, ok. Not bad. Now, who here came to see...ME! Its official guys, its another one for Skippy! Taylor: You're an idiot. Skippy: Hey yo...something happen to this gold, something gonna happen to you. Skippy flicks a toothpick at Grant Taylor. Taylor: Son of a...anyways. Our next match should be one for the highlight reel. After a vicious month long feud, Kent McKnight will defend his Intercontinental Title tonight against the intimidating Paine. Skippy: Hey yo! Dis' guy Paine, he's a monster. But McKnight, he oozes machismo. It should be a great match, but survey says, the win goes to Paine. Taylor: Whatever you just said. Both competitors are in the ring and the bell is about to sound. They lock up. Kent McKnight whips Paine into the ropes. Kent McKnight hits a roundhouse right on Paine. Paine hits Kent McKnight with a fisherman buster. A portion of the crowd is cheering Paine. Paine yells at the crowd. A portion of the crowd is booing Paine. Taylor: Wow! With one loud shout, Paine has turned the crowd against him ALREADY in this match! Paine nails Kent McKnight with a Tombstone. Paine takes Kent McKnight down with a German suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Paine uses a fallaway slam on Kent McKnight. Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Paine leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Taylor: Paine is looking to finish this match as quickly as possible. Paine hits him with the ring bell. Paine acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Paine whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. Kent McKnight hits Paine with a kick. Kent McKnight attempts to place Paine on the turnbuckle, but Paine blocks it. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. Paine hits Kent McKnight with an elbow. Paine goes for a Tombstone, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight executes a backbreaker on Paine. Taylor: McKnight is finally able to turn the offense on Paine, instead of being dismantled. Skippy: Hey yo! Its like that night...on Monday RAW, where that punk kid got the fluke win on me. But hey yo...survey says, DA BAD GUY! Taylor: What? Somebody please turn his mic off. Kent McKnight whips Paine into the ropes, but Paine reverses it. Kent McKnight hits Paine with a clothesline. Kent McKnight executes a roundhouse kick on Paine. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kent McKnight. Paine puts Kent McKnight in a full nelson. Kent McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Paine takes a swing at Kent McKnight with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way. Kent McKnight snatches the ring bell from him. Kent McKnight hits him with the ring bell. Taylor: And now its Kent McKnight who is blasting away with the ring bell! Kent McKnight is starting to get more cheers than boos. Kent McKnight goes for a roundhouse right, but Paine blocks it. Paine takes Kent McKnight down with a German suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Paine nails Kent McKnight with a DDT. Paine seemingly enjoys the boos. Paine hits him with the ring bell. Paine seemingly enjoys the boos. James Beard throws the ring bell out of the ring. Paine whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. Kent McKnight gives him a Steinerline, but Paine doesn't budge. Taylor: OH SHIT! Paine hits a snap mare on Kent McKnight. Paine is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Paine goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Kent McKnight counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kent McKnight takes Paine down with a short clothesline. Kent McKnight catches Paine in a sleeperhold. Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Kent McKnight gets a figure-four leglock on Paine. Taylor: Kent McKnight is trying every submission hold he knows to put away Paine. He figures, if Chris Steele can do it...so can I. Skippy: Hey yo! Just hit him...with the Razor's/Outsider's Edge, and you got the win, buddy. Paine is valiantly trying to break the hold. Paine is valiantly trying to break the hold. Paine breaks the hold after 10 seconds. Paine takes Kent McKnight down with a DDT. Paine seemingly enjoys the boos. Paine puts Kent McKnight in a choke lift. Kent McKnight is struggling to reach the ropes. Kent McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Paine catches Kent McKnight in a double chickenwing submission. Kent McKnight breaks the hold after 7 seconds. Kent McKnight executes a Russian legsweep on Paine. Taylor: McKnight breaks out of the chickenwing submission and transitions it perfectly into the Russian legsweep! Kent McKnight is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight executes a Steinerline on Paine. The cheers for Kent McKnight are drowning out the boos. Kent McKnight whips Paine into the ropes. Paine misses with an elbow. Kent McKnight gives him a Steinerline, but Paine doesn't even care. Paine whips Kent McKnight into the ropes, but Kent McKnight reverses it. Paine goes for a flying lariat, but Kent McKnight ducks out of the way. Kent McKnight goes for a roundhouse kick, but Paine counters it with a legsweep. Taylor: Both men know each other's moves so well...unable to even hit one another without a counter taking place. Paine hits a snap mare on Kent McKnight. Paine whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. Paine goes for a bodyslam, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight goes for a sleeperhold, but Paine blocks it. Paine whips Kent McKnight into the ropes, but Kent McKnight reverses it. Kent McKnight gives him a roundhouse kick, but Paine doesn't budge. Paine hits a choke slam on Kent McKnight. Paine throws Kent McKnight out of the ring. Paine goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kent McKnight takes Paine down with a short clothesline. Kent McKnight sets up a table. Kent McKnight whips Paine into the guardrail. Kent McKnight throws Paine back into the ring. Kent McKnight whips Paine into the ropes. Paine uses a flying lariat on Kent McKnight. Paine goes for a full nelson, but Kent McKnight counters it with a go-behind. Kent McKnight goes for a Steinerline, but Paine counters it with a Gorilla Press. Taylor: OH MY! Paine POWERS out of the stiff clothesline and shows his AMAZING strength, press slamming Kent McKnight to the canvas! Paine goes for a DDT, but Kent McKnight counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Kent McKnight goes for a European uppercut, but Paine blocks it. Paine puts Kent McKnight in a choke lift. Kent McKnight is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kent McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds. Paine gives the sign for the Fall From Grace. Taylor: Could it be! Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Kent McKnight. Taylor: IT IS! Fall From Grace! We're seeing history taking place, a NEW Intercontinental Champion! Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: Kent kicked out! Skippy: Hey yo! Just like DA BAD GUY...Kent oozes machismo...of course he would kick out. Taylor: What the hell is machismo? Paine goes for a choke slam, but Kent McKnight counters it with a kick to the midsection. Kent McKnight goes for a snap mare, but Paine blocks it. Paine goes for a fisherman suplex, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight catches Paine in a sleeperhold. Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Kent McKnight hits a European uppercut on Paine. Kent McKnight takes Paine down with a kick to the groin. Kent McKnight kicks Paine. Kent McKnight is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Paine punches Kent McKnight. Paine hits Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight punches Paine. Paine punches Kent McKnight. Taylor: And now a straight up brawl has erupted. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Paine punches Kent McKnight. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Paine hits a belly-to-back suplex on Kent McKnight. Paine goes for a snap mare, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight throws Paine out of the ring. Kent McKnight goes through the ropes. Kent McKnight throws Paine back into the ring. Taylor: Kent gave himself some breathing time before he starts his onslaught on Paine. Kent McKnight nails Paine with a roundhouse kick. Kent McKnight seemingly enjoys the boos. Kent McKnight gives him a backbreaker, but Paine only stares at him. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight misses with an elbow. Kent McKnight misses with a shoulderblock. Paine misses with a clothesline. Paine misses with a clothesline. Kent McKnight goes for a Steinerline, but Paine counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Taylor: A BEAUTIFUL belly… In turn, Kent McKnight counters it with a low blow. Taylor: But Kent blocks it…of course, not with a traditional hold, but he blocked it none the less. Skippy: Hey yo! He kicked him in the balls. Taylor: Thanks for your insight. Kent McKnight goes for a stun gun, but Paine blocks it. Paine goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Kent McKnight counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Kent McKnight goes for a Steinerline, but Paine counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Paine puts Kent McKnight in a scorpion deathlock. Kent McKnight is inching his way towards the ropes. Kent McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Paine nails Kent McKnight with a bodyslam. Paine yells at the crowd. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Paine goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Kent McKnight takes Paine down with a backbreaker. Kent McKnight hits Paine with a series of punches. Kent McKnight hits Paine with a series of punches. Taylor: Kent McKnight showing absolutely not fear and is MAULING Paine in the middle of the ring with those stiff punches. Kent McKnight is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Kent McKnight gives him a snap mare, but Paine doesn't even care. Kent McKnight punches Paine. Kent McKnight is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Paine punches Kent McKnight. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Kent McKnight punches Paine. Kent McKnight seemingly enjoys the boos. Kent McKnight kicks Paine. Kent McKnight is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Paine chops Kent McKnight. Paine punches Kent McKnight. Paine punches Kent McKnight. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Kent McKnight goes for a kick to the groin, but Paine blocks it. Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Kent McKnight. Taylor: The second Fall From Grace, this time, out of no where! Kent has no chance of kicking out in this one! Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: I can’t believe it! Kent kicked out again! Skippy: Hey yo! Machismo, bro, machismo. Paine gets a choke lift on Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Paine climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kent McKnight nails him in the stomach. Paine falls onto the top turnbuckle. Kent McKnight executes Best Damn Bomb on Paine. Taylor: The Best Damn Bomb! Kent McKnight seemingly enjoys the boos. Kent McKnight is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Taylor: Kick out! Paine sits up. Taylor: Through hell’s fire and brimstone, Paine SAT UP! Kent McKnight whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Kent McKnight runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paine lifts his knee. Paine runs into the ropes. Paine hits a flying lariat on Kent McKnight. Paine gets a full nelson on Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight is struggling to reach the ropes. Kent McKnight tries to escape the hold. Kent McKnight is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kent McKnight is inching his way towards the ropes. Kent McKnight summons one last burst of energy. James Beard checks Kent McKnight's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Kent McKnight fights his way out of the hold after 32 seconds. Taylor: McKnight is still in this fight! Kent McKnight hits Paine with a roundhouse right. Kent McKnight executes a short clothesline on Paine. Kent McKnight seemingly enjoys the boos. Kent McKnight whips Paine into the ropes, but Paine reverses it. Kent McKnight hits a Steinerline on Paine. Kent McKnight is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Paine sits up. The boos are resurfacing again. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight misses with a clothesline. Kent McKnight misses with an elbow. Paine goes for a choke slam, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight uses a series of punches on Paine. Kent McKnight goes for a sleeperhold, but Paine blocks it. Paine nails Kent McKnight with a fisherman buster. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine uses a belly-to-back suplex on Kent McKnight. Paine leaves the ring. He returns with a baseball bat. Taylor: Uh-oh. Paine has another toy. Paine hits him with the baseball bat. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine throws Kent McKnight out of the ring. Paine goes through the ropes. Paine hits Kent McKnight with a power bomb. Taylor: Powerbomb on the concrete! Paine whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kent McKnight knocks Paine into the ringsteps. Kent McKnight goes for a Russian legsweep, but Paine counters it with an elbowsmash. Paine whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. Paine whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. Paine takes Kent McKnight down with a fisherman suplex. Paine goes for a choke slam, but Kent McKnight counters it with a kick to the midsection. Kent McKnight is handed a keyboard. Kent McKnight hits him with the keyboard. Taylor: Who’s the wise guy handing people keyboards? Kent McKnight is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Kent McKnight uses a short clothesline on Paine. Kent McKnight hits him with a keyboard. Kent McKnight hits him with the keyboard. Kent McKnight seemingly enjoys the boos. Kent McKnight hits him with a keyboard. The keyboard is broken in half. Taylor: JESUS! Kent McKnight, after three shots with the keyboard, finally breaks the keyboard in half! Kent McKnight whips Paine into the guardrail. Kent McKnight throws Paine back into the ring. Kent McKnight brings the table into the ring. Kent McKnight executes the Best Damn Finisher on Paine. Taylor: McKnight decides against the table… Skippy: Hey yo! Which is a good thing. Taylor: And instead, slaps on the Best Damn Finisher! Paine tries to escape the hold. Paine is struggling to reach the ropes. Paine is inching his way towards the ropes. Taylor: Paine is just out of reach of the ropes. I don’t think he can hold on. Paine tries to fight the pain. Paine submits after 21 seconds. Taylor: He gave up! Paine gave up! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Kent McKnight. The winner is Kent McKnight. Time of match: 0:18:01 Taylor: After a very brutal, very physical IC Title match, Kent McKnight somehow, some way, was able to make the monster Paine submit to the Best Damn Finisher to retain his title! Skippy: Hey yo! Like Da Bad Guy said, machismo. Taylor: Alright Skippy, this whole skit you’re doing. Trying to be Scott Hall. Its got to stop. Its time to get serious. Skippy: I don’t understand…why must I, the Skip-meister, get serious? Taylor: Because, stupid, its time for our Main Event! Skippy: Oh shit. Taylor: Haha, oh shit is right. In a rematch for the World Title, the Grimm Reaper will face the man he took the title from at our Anniversary Show, the leader of The FUTURE, Chris Steele. Skippy: Now, I’m “hip” with the techno scene. And I’ve been known to candy flip now-and-then. But this is the Grimm freakin’ Reaper we’re talking about. He’s going to DEMOLISH Chris Steele! Taylor: I beg to differ, Skippy. Steele won World War III, Steele won War Games…compared to those things, some might say facing Reaper is a…well…walk in the park. Skippy: Oh shit, he’s going to kick your ass! Taylor: Let’s hope not. We’re ready for action, so let’s go to the ring! They lock up. Chris Steele uses a punch on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele goes for a thrust kick to the head, but The Grimm Reaper ducks out of the way. The Grimm Reaper whips Chris Steele into the ropes. Chris Steele misses with a kick. The Grimm Reaper misses with a clothesline. The Grimm Reaper hits Chris Steele with a shoulderblock. The Grimm Reaper is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Skippy: HA! What an idiot! Reaper tried to win on a shoulderblock. Loooooooser. Taylor: Wasn’t he your pick to win. Skippy: I mean…I mean…its all about psychology, Grant. Reaper is a MASTER of it. The Grimm Reaper executes a low blow on Chris Steele. The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with a bridging back suplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. The Grimm Reaper uses a pumphandle slam on Chris Steele. Quite a few boos are audible. The Grimm Reaper whips Chris Steele into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper hits Chris Steele with a kick. The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with a pumphandle slam. Taylor: Two pumphandle slams! It looks like your prediction might come true Skippy. Skippy: Yeah…what else would you expect? Quite a few boos are audible. The Grimm Reaper catches Chris Steele in a surfboard. Chris Steele is struggling to reach the ropes. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Grimm Reaper uses the Michinoku Driver on Chris Steele. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. The Grimm Reaper goes for a backdrop driver, but Chris Steele counters it with a facerake. Chris Steele gives him a DDT, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't even care. Chris Steele punches The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper punches Chris Steele. The crowd is booing The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper kicks Chris Steele. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The Grimm Reaper uses a pumphandle slam on Chris Steele. The crowd is booing The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele goes for a punch, but The Grimm Reaper reverses it. The Grimm Reaper kicks Chris Steele. The crowd is booing The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele punches The Grimm Reaper. The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Steele. Chris Steele chops The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele takes The Grimm Reaper down with a clothesline. Taylor: And finally Chris Steele is able to knock Reaper off his feet. Chris Steele gives him a single-leg takedown, but The Grimm Reaper only stares at him. The Grimm Reaper executes a kick to the groin on Chris Steele. Taylor: And Reaper answers back with a field goal kick that would put New England in shame. Skippy: Damn those Patriots. You know I lost 25 cents to Joey Numbers because of a lucky call. Taylor: A whole 25 cents… The Grimm Reaper whips Chris Steele into the turnbuckle, but Chris Steele reverses it. Chris Steele takes The Grimm Reaper down with a thrust kick to the head. A small "Chris Steele" chant is being started. Chris Steele whips The Grimm Reaper into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper hits an Asai moonsault on Chris Steele. Taylor: Holy hell! Reaper showing Steele some of his very own cruiserweight moves! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with the Stinger Splash. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The Grimm Reaper goes for the Stinger Splash, but Chris Steele side-steps and The Grimm Reaper only hits air. The Grimm Reaper whips Chris Steele into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper hits Chris Steele with a shoulderblock. The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with a legsweep faceslam. The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with a low blow. The Grimm Reaper executes the Dead Man's End on Chris Steele. Taylor: Dead Man’s End! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Taylor: A kick-out! Skippy: Thanks Mr. Obvious. The Grimm Reaper whips Chris Steele into the turnbuckle. The Grimm Reaper runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Chris Steele lifts his knee. Chris Steele goes for a punch, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper whips Chris Steele into the ropes. Chris Steele gives him a Yakuza kick, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't budge. Skippy: YAKUZA ain’t shit! The Grimm Reaper punches Chris Steele. The crowd is booing The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper punches Chris Steele. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The Grimm Reaper chops Chris Steele. The crowd is booing The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with a handspring into a Frankensteiner Taylor: Another stunning move by Reaper. Its been mostly all Reaper in this match. Steele’s going to have to come up with something if he wishes to win...yet alone survive. The crowd is booing The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper whips Chris Steele into the ropes, but Chris Steele reverses it. The Grimm Reaper hits Chris Steele with an elbow. The Grimm Reaper runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper misses with a clothesline. Chris Steele hits The Grimm Reaper with an elbow. Chris Steele raises his arms. A small "Chris Steele" chant is being started. Chris Steele goes for a figure-four leglock, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper hits Chris Steele with a backdrop driver. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: Grimm Reaper just can’t keep Steele down. The Grimm Reaper nails Chris Steele with a kick to the groin. The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with a pumphandle slam. A fan at ringside badmouths The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper hits Chris Steele with a waistlock suplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Taylor: Even after a devastating waistlock slam, Steele is able to kick out. The Grimm Reaper goes for a pumphandle slam, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele hits The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele punches The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper hits Chris Steele. A fan at ringside badmouths The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele chops The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chris Steele executes a clothesline on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele gives him a dropkick from the second rope, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't budge. Chris Steele punches The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chris Steele kicks The Grimm Reaper. The crowd is cheering on Chris Steele. The Grimm Reaper chops Chris Steele. The Grimm Reaper punches Chris Steele. The Grimm Reaper locks Chris Steele in the cross-faced chicken wing. Skippy: HA! Reaper’s going to choke Mr. Steele out! Chris Steele tries to escape the hold. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. The Grimm Reaper nails Chris Steele with the Stinger Splash. The Grimm Reaper nails Chris Steele with a flying elbowdrop. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... The Grimm Reaper uses the Stinger Splash on Chris Steele. The Grimm Reaper hits a front-layout superplex on Chris Steele. The Grimm Reaper hits a waistlock suplex on Chris Steele. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: Reaper has got to be thinking what can possible keep Chris down. The Grimm Reaper whips Chris Steele into the turnbuckle, but Chris Steele reverses it. Chris Steele hits The Grimm Reaper with a kick to the groin. Chris Steele takes The Grimm Reaper down with a dragon screw. Taylor: Steele’s trying to tear apart Reaper’s knee… Chris Steele climbs to the top of the cage. Chris Steele nails The Grimm Reaper with a twisting moonsault. Taylor: TWISTING MOONSAULT off the cage! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chris Steele hits The Grimm Reaper with a flying senton. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Chris Steele executes a somersault legdrop on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele uses a punch on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele gives him a dropkick from the second rope, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't budge. Chris Steele takes The Grimm Reaper down with a clothesline. Chris Steele takes The Grimm Reaper down with a flying lariat. There are lots of chants for Chris Steele. Chris Steele is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Skippy: Oh yeah…Reaper’s still going. One count ain’t nothing. Oh yeah! Chris Steele locks The Grimm Reaper in a dragon sleeper. The Grimm Reaper reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Chris Steele executes a single-leg takedown on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele nails The Grimm Reaper with a kick to the groin. Chris Steele nails The Grimm Reaper with a kick to the groin. Taylor: TWO kicks to Reaper’s…”junx”…almost Reaper’s own taste of his medicine. Chris Steele hits The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele kicks The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele executes a single-leg takedown on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele gives him a flying lariat, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't budge. The Grimm Reaper gives the sign for the Dead Man's End. The Grimm Reaper executes the Dead Man's End on Chris Steele. Taylor: Another Dead Man’s End! Steele is out! This is it! Skippy: You mean I win? Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Taylor: Not quite! Steele’s able to slide his shoulder up. The Grimm Reaper goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Chris Steele counters it with a DDT. In turn, The Grimm Reaper counters it with a throw-off. Taylor: Reaper just THROWS Steele half-way across the ring. The Grimm Reaper places Chris Steele on the turnbuckle. The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with a top-rope DDT. Taylor: Chris’s head bounces off the canvas and Reaper floats over for the pin… Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... The Grimm Reaper nails Chris Steele with the Michinoku Driver. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with a pumphandle slam. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The Grimm Reaper goes for a boot choke, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele grinds The Grimm Reaper's face across the cage. Chris Steele takes The Grimm Reaper down with a dropkick from the second rope. Chris Steele takes The Grimm Reaper down with a Yakuza kick. Skippy: YAAAAAKUZA! Chris Steele gives him a Yakuza kick, but The Grimm Reaper only stares at him. Chris Steele runs into the ropes. Chris Steele hits The Grimm Reaper with a kick. Chris Steele gives him a dropkick from the second rope, but The Grimm Reaper only stares at him. Chris Steele scrapes The Grimm Reaper's face across the cage. Taylor: Steele is trying to draw blood… Mike Torment comes storming down to ringside carrying a tire iron. Taylor: Wait a second! What the hell is he doing down here? And what is that in his hand? Skippy: Does somebody have a flat…cause that’s a tire iron buddy. Torment storms to the cage. Torment grabs the outside referee. Torment demands the keys to the cell. The Referree runs away. Torment starts banging the tire iron on the cage. Torment is fuming. Taylor: Torment can’t get into the cage! Which is a good thing. Chris Steele hits a single-leg takedown on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele hits a flying lariat on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele hits a flying lariat on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele has the crowd going wild. Chris Steele executes a somersault legdrop on The Grimm Reaper. Taylor: Steele, now with Torment trying to get into the cage, is attempting to put Reaper away and recapture the World Title. Chris Steele whips The Grimm Reaper into the turnbuckle. Chris Steele runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Grimm Reaper moves out of the way. The Grimm Reaper uses the Stinger Splash on Chris Steele. The Grimm Reaper is being booed out of the building. The Grimm Reaper executes a pumphandle slam on Chris Steele. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The Grimm Reaper uses a pumphandle slam on Chris Steele. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The Grimm Reaper hits Chris Steele with a legsweep faceslam. The Grimm Reaper nails Chris Steele with a low blow. The Grimm Reaper executes the Dead Man's End on Chris Steele. Taylor: A THIRD Dead Man’s End! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: How Steele kicked out…I have no idea. The Grimm Reaper runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper hits a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Chris Steele. The Grimm Reaper goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Chris Steele counters it with a DDT. Chris Steele has the crowd going wild. Chris Steele climbs to the top of the cage. Chris Steele uses a flying senton on The Grimm Reaper. Taylor: Holy shit! A flying senton on Reaper! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Chris Steele gives the sign for the 24/7. Chris Steele executes the 24/7 on The Grimm Reaper. Taylor: And now a 24/7! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: And Reaper kicks out of his opponent’s finisher! Skippy: That’s because Reaper is DA MAN! Chris Steele hits a dropkick from the second rope on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele uses a thrust kick to the head on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele has the crowd going wild. Chris Steele is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Chris Steele runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper executes a spinebuster slam on Chris Steele. Taylor: Reaper caught Steele in a spinebuster! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with a low blow. The Grimm Reaper executes the Dead Man's End on Chris Steele. Taylor: Number Four! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Skippy: No…how…I don’t get it! The Grimm Reaper takes Chris Steele down with a front-layout superplex. The Grimm Reaper executes a shooting star press on Chris Steele. Taylor: And Reaper hits a shooting star press. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: Steele keeps kicking out. Reaper is beside himself. The Grimm Reaper puts Chris Steele in the cross-faced chicken wing. Chris Steele is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. The Grimm Reaper whips Chris Steele into the ropes, but Chris Steele reverses it. Chris Steele misses with a kick. Chris Steele hits The Grimm Reaper with a shoulderblock. Chris Steele goes for a clothesline, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a Gorilla Press. Torment picks up the announcers table and slams it into the cage. Taylor: What the hell is that raving lunatic doing? Torment grabs a mic. Torment: This is my main event! You guys understand me. My main event! Torment starts screaming. Torment picks up the world title. Torment puts the world title around his waist. Taylor: That’s not his! Skippy: Let him have it. If it shuts him up…he can have it! Torment starts shaking the cage. Torment rips off the door to the cage. Taylor: Torment ripped off the door! The Grimm Reaper puts Chris Steele in the cross-faced chicken wing. Chris Steele is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds. The Grimm Reaper runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper misses with a clothesline. The Grimm Reaper goes for an Asai moonsault, but Chris Steele counters it with a Tombstone. Taylor: Steele drops Reaper right on his head. Chris Steele has the crowd going wild. Chris Steele hits a handspring moonsault on The Grimm Reaper. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Chris Steele uses a thrust kick to the head on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele has the crowd going wild. Chris Steele uses a flying lariat on The Grimm Reaper. Chris Steele nails The Grimm Reaper with a somersault legdrop. Chris Steele gives him a Yakuza kick, but The Grimm Reaper only stares at him. Chris Steele goes for an inverted DDT, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. Torment grabs the tire iron and climbs in the ring. Torment smashes the tire iron over Chris Steele's head. Steele collapses to the mat. Taylor: DAMMIT! Damn that man! What the hell is his problem? Torment throws Chris Steele out of the ring. Torment nails The Grim Reaper in the spine with the tire iron. The Grim Reaper falls to the ground. Torment nails Reaper in the spine with the tire iron. Reaper screams out in pain. Torment executes the Apocalypse on the Grim Reaper. Torment goes to the top rope. Torment jumps off nailing Reaper in the spine with the tire iron. Taylor: He’s trying to end Reaper’s career! The Grimm Reaper is trying to grab his back. Torment nails Reaper in the spine with the tire iron. Torment nails Reaper in the spine with the tire iron. Torment nails Reaper in the spine with the tire iron. Taylor: Stop this man! This is ridiculous! Skippy: I hate Torment. Torment is a piece of shit. Torment is laughing hysterically. Skippy: A laughing piece of shit… Reaper has passed out. Skippy: A laughing piece of shit WHO TOOK OUT MY PREDICTION! Chris Steele climbs back into the ring. Chris Steele hits Torment with a spear. Torment and Steele start brawling. Torment hits a low blow on Chris steele. Torment picks up the tire iron. Torment nails Steele with the tire iron. Taylor: And now Torment hits Steele… Steele falls on top of Reaper. Taylor: Wait a minute! Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The winner and new SFWL World Champion: Chris Steele. Time of match: 0:16:26 Taylor: Chris Steele has won the World Title once again…but under circumstances he possibly didn’t want it in. Torment drops the title on Steele and leaves the ring laughing. The Professional and Steve Fella come charging down the aisle. Taylor: And here comes Pro and Fella! Skippy: GET HIM! Tear that bitch apart! AAAAH! Torment jumps the guardrail and runs through the crowd. Skippy: COWARD! Fella and The Professional stare at Torment running away. EMT's come down to attend to the Grimm Reaper. Taylor: Reaper may be out for a long, long time. His spine took a beating from Mike Torment and his trusty tire iron. Skippy: Yeah, well, I hope somebody does the same to Mike Torment. Steve Fella hops the guardrail and goes after Mike Torment. Skippy: Fella is going after Torment! The Professional enters the cage and picks up the tire iron. The Professional looks down at The Grimm Reaper and smiles. The Professional smashes the tire iron into The Grimm Reaper’s spine. The Professional picks up the Grimm Reaper. Taylor: What is the Pro doing? This is sick. Skippy: The Reaper is just dead weight in there. The Professional puts the Grimm Reaper in the torture rack. Taylor: My God…if Torment didn’t destroy Reaper’s back then the Professional sure as hell did. The Professional releases the hold after 55 seconds. The Professional nails a backbreaker on the Grimm Reaper. The Emt’s rush to the Grimm Reaper. The Professional stands over the Reaper laughing. Taylor: What a night. What carnage. We’re out of time. We have a new World Champion, and what a PPV it has been! Sports fans, join us next month for Wrestle Fest…Chris Steele versus Steve Fella for the SFWL World Title! We will see you for Unleashed! Scene fades out on the SFWL World Championship. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/