(The scene opens to a shot of the Saddledome in Calgary. The arena is packed, and a SFWL Winter Wasteland 2000 banner hangs next to the Calgary Flames NHL Hockey banners and retired uniforms. The camera pans down from the roof, revealing an arena full of rabid, sign waving fans. The camera zips down the guardrail, showing all the front-row seated fans hamming it up for the camera. The 13-year old girls are wearing their sluttiest outfits and all seem to look 18 years old. The guys are doing their best imitations of wrestlers, giving outdated hand signals and flexing their overweight muscles for the camera. (This isn't an indictment of Canadians - just watch wrestling Monday nights). As the camera makes its way around the ringside area, it settles on the SFWL announcing team of Jim Wilson and Harvey Wallbanger. Wilson is clad in a SFWL black golf shirt, while Wallbanger has on a SFWL denim jacket, with a Winter Wasteland 2K logo T-shirt underneath. Wilson: Weeeeellllcome everyone to the first Pay-Per-View of the new millennium - SFWL Winter Wasteland 2000! I'm Jim Wilson, and with me once again and always, is my esteemed colleague, Harvey Wallbanger, and we're pleased to be back with you, after a long lay-off, to bring you the Free-For-All. We're live from CALGARY…………… Alberta, Canada. HW: That's right, Jim, and it feels real nice to be in front of the camera once again. A lot has happened in our absence, and before we begin, let me just congratulate you on being named the greatest play-by-play man in SFWL History. Wilson: Heh, heh, well, thanks Harvey. It was an honor, and I hope you and I can live up to expectations set forth by the fans. And to do that, we've got to run down the card. HW: Well, Jim, with the recent influx of new talent that has found its way to the SFWL, there is a growing need to showcase them. Some of them, such as Mike Torment, Five, and Cronyn have already made their mark on the SFWL, and we have four more future stars in the SFWL to debut tonight. Wilson: And if they do half as well as people like the previous three, the competition in the SFWL will just get much more fierce. HW: Which is something that is synonymous with the SFWL right now - fierce competition. Wilson: Exactly, Harvey. And the proof of that statement will be seen in just a few hours, when the Winter Wasteland pay-per-view kicks off. There is just so much action that will go down tonight; it makes your head hurt. HW: We could have a new SFWL champion crowned here tonight. Adam Nitro and Steve Fella could very well take the title from the Grimm Reaper in a Triple Threat match. Wilson: Anything can happen. Wayne Reid, the Artist Formerly Known as Person Man, has a chance to taste gold when he takes on Arioc for the IC Title. However, there is a slight twist, as Arioc enlisted the help of newcomers Azrael and Dominion in his quest to rid the SFWL of Canadians, I guess. HW: How over will the True North be in their homeland? Wayne Reid will have numerous screaming Canadians backing him in his quest. The first wrestler in that match to earn a pinfall will get the title, so the question is - how loyal are Azrael and Dominion to the cause? If you're dangling the second-most valuable piece of SFWL Hardware in front of them, will they take matters into their own hands and turn on Azrael? Also, who will be in his corner? Lilith or The Watcher? For weeks it has been the Watcher, but when Arioc was the mystery partner of Adam Nitro on Wednesday, Lilith shocked the world by leading her charge to the ring to team with the object of her affection. Wilson: That's why you should call your local cable company and order the SFWL Winter Wasteland pay-per-view. The action just doesn't stop in the ring, however, as Brian Bowers and his "Dream Team" of lawyers has brought the action into the courtroom. Bowers has filed suit against Will Combat over Combat violating a restraining order. This isn't the first time this happened, as Chris Lupsa can attest to. But the SFWL has procured the right to have cameras in the same room where Bowers will meet with Combat. I've heard both men will have friends with them, and there's no telling WHAT could happen today. HW: It's a stunning card, and we've only gone over half of it! Wilson: That's right, and we'll have more on the card as the night progresses, but right now newcomer Nick Prescott will make his SFWL debut, taking on another SFWL newcomer, Bad Larry. HW: No doubt Bad Larry will have something to say prior to his match. Perhaps THIS is the time he'll get a win, despite his previous accomplishments in lesser federations. Wilson: But I doubt it. Let's go to the ring. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. "Hey Ladies" by the Beastie Boys starts up over the loudspeakers as Bad Larry makes his way to the ring. Clad in jeans, a T-shirt, and steel toes boots, Bad Larry storms down the aisle, stopping occasionally to yell at some fans. Bad Larry climbs up the stairs and stops for a moment on the apron, to yell at some more fans. He runs his fingers through his short, blonde hair, and flips the sweat off his brown in the general direction of the fans that are trying to provoke him. After grinning to himself with confidence, he slips into the ring and raises his arms high. He swaggers around the ring, and poses for the crowd for a moment, before swiping the mic from the ring announcer. Bad Larry: I'm back, SFWL, and you're the lucky ones on this night. Why? Because tonight you're going to be witness to an SFWL first. The other towns we stopped in just didn't appreciate good talent enough. The other SFWL towns just didn't care enough. They didn't deserve to be privy to a moment to remember. This will make you save your ticket stubs, and remember the night in vivid detail as you try to implant this night in your puny minds to tell your grandchildren. Because SFWL, tonight is the night that Bad Larry gets his first win in the SFWL. That's right. I looked at the sheet, and I saw I was facing some idiot names Nick Prescott. Geez Louise, he sounds like some guy that just did my taxes. Ohh no, I'm facing Nick Prescott. He knows ALL about debiting and crediting my account. He could cause me great financial harm. My financial statement would be so messed up after letting this nerd deal with it; I'd resemble one of your strapped-for-cash crappy NHL hockey teams. Even the GOVERNMENT won't step in and held. National pastime my ass. So listen up you ingrates. Sit back and enjoy the ride because Bad Larry is about to show Nick Prescott just how Bad he IS. And if you don't like it, that's just TOO BAD! Wilson: Ugh, is he DONE yet? HW: Taxes? What the hell is he talking about? When all 6'5, 350 pounds of Prescott comes down to the ring, he'll be singing a different tune. Hailing from Troubletown, USA... Weighing in at 200 pounds... Bad Larry His opponent... "Am I A Psycho" by the SFWL band plays over the loudspeaker as Nick Prescott steps out from behind the curtain. Wearing a black jumpsuit with "Am I A Psycho" scrawled across the back; Prescott intently walks to the ring. He also is wearing dark purple gloves and black boots to compliment his attire. Prescott has a 3-inch scar across his right eye, from a previous incident, and has his dark brown hair pulled back into a ponytail. Prescott waits for a moment as he stares at his opponent before entering the ring and waits for the bell to sound. Fighting out of In Your Mind... Weighing in at 350 pounds... Nick Prescott They lock up. Nick Prescott takes Bad Larry down with a cobra clutch suplex. Wilson: And we're off with out first match of the night, and already things don't look good for Bad Larry. HW: Planted with that Eric Watts-ish maneuver. Wilson: I'm sure Prescott would like to be compared to Doug Furnas, but to each his own. Nick Prescott whips Bad Larry into the ropes. Bad Larry hits Nick Prescott with a kick. Bad Larry gets a figure-four leglock on Nick Prescott. Nick Prescott reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. HW: Larry was able to counter, and he locked that figure-four on tight, but Prescott was too close to the ropes. Bad Larry hits Nick Prescott with a DDT. Bad Larry seemingly enjoys the boos. Bad Larry takes Nick Prescott down with a splash. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Bad Larry hits a low blow on Nick Prescott. Bad Larry hits Nick Prescott with a DDT. Wilson: And I'll be damned, Bad Larry has the advantage here. He's really taking the fight right to Prescott. HW: Not a very good debut for Prescott thus far. I'm sure he was looking to come in with a bang and end this quickly, but after that devastating suplex, it's been all downhill. Bad Larry is going for the pin. Wilson: The cover! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. HW: Prescott just barely got out of there in time. Liberis is not above the fast count, however. Bad Larry whips Nick Prescott into the ropes. Bad Larry hits Nick Prescott with a clothesline. Bad Larry nails Nick Prescott with a stomp. Wilson: Prescott better do something about this soon, or else he might as well tender his resignation. Bad Larry runs into the ropes. Nick Prescott hits Bad Larry with a shoulderblock. HW: That shoulderblock rocked Larry. This could be the momentum-changing thing he needs. Nick Prescott leaves the ring. He returns with a frying pan. Wilson: Nooo, THAT could be the momentum-changer. Nick Prescott hits him with the frying pan. HW: Ooooh! Right across the forehead. Marc Liberis throws the frying pan out of the ring. Wilson: Liberis quick to get rid of the foreign object, but the damage has been done. Larry doesn't even know where he is. Nick Prescott executes a slingshot into the turnbuckle on Bad Larry. Wilson: Prescott sent Larry flying headfirst into that turnbuckle! Larry kissed the pad and is slumped in the corner. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Nick Prescott. Nick Prescott takes Bad Larry down with a top-rope Death Valley Driver. Wilson: Larry got PLANTED. HW: He's not moving. This match could end right here. Simply devastating maneuver by Prescott. Wilson: I guess Larry awoke the beast. The cheers for Nick Prescott are drowning out the boos. Nick Prescott hits a jack-knife power bomb on Bad Larry. Wilson: Wow. Prescott really is inflicting punishment on Larry. Did you see him bounce off the mat? Nick Prescott executes the Prescott Drop on Bad Larry. Wilson: There it is! The Prescott Drop! You can count to 100. Bad Larry isn't going anywhere. HW: Inverted Crucifix Powerbomb into a Tombstone Piledriver. Devastating. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Nick Prescott. Nick Prescott goes for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, three. The boos are resurfacing again. The winner is Nick Prescott. Time of match: 0:02:03 Wilson: And to nobodies surprise, save that of the unconscious man in the middle of the ring, Nick Prescott gets the win, and in very impressive fashion. HW: Yes, Jim. At the start of the match, things weren't going his way, but it seemed like the offensive maneuvers of Larry awoke the sleeping giant, and Prescott, "had alls he can stands, and he can't stands no more." Wilson: Stop that. But you're right. It's like someone flipped a switch and he came alive. That's not a good sign. The same thing used to happen to the Incredible Hulk. HW: God bless Bruce Banner. Wilson: Well, as the medical attendants are tending to Bad Larry, let's tell you about the other matches on this great card. HW: In a match made famous by Steve Fella and Kamikaze, the 5 Star Challenge has enamored SFWL wrestlers to try and live up to that standard. So far, it hasn't happened. Wilson: And has degenerated from something to end a long-standing feud, to an excuse to be featured in 3 matches on PPV, but nonetheless… HW: Editorial comments aside, Havoc and The Brahmin have had a long standing issue with each other, and have decided to resort to three separate matches of chaos and violence. The two men will meet in a Singapore Cane match, a Spidernet Glass Death match, and hopefully settle their differences in a Barbed-Wire Bat match. Wilson: There will be blood in this match, folks, and there will be a lot of pain. HW: Which should satisfy one of our demographics. Wilson: There will be more later, but now we go to our next debut, as the eeeevil Impaler, head of the new CoD -- not the old CoD, this is a new acronym -- will travel down to the farm to take on Bishweed Bill. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Bishweed Bill staggers to the ring - apparently drunk. A short, fat woman named Clementine accompanies him. She is wearing a pink muumuu and looks like she just fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down. She has two things going her way - Distance and Darkness. Bill tries to kiss the women fans if he can get close enough, but they immediately turn away and cry. Led to the ring by Clementine... Hailing from The Farm... Weighing in at 250 pounds... Bishweed Bill His opponent... A theme resembling Gangrel's WWF theme, but noticeably different for copyright reasons starts up over the loudspeakers. The Impaler emerges from the locker room as flames erupt from the turnbuckles of the ring. The Impaler is dressed in black pants, and a black tank top, covered with odd symbols. He has dark leather gloves, and wears a plain black mask that covers his head. Accompanying this muscular man is his father, Rubin. Rubin stands 5'2 and weights about 90 pounds. He is also clad in all black, and carrying a cane to help him walk. The Impaler steps into the ring, as more flames shoot up around him, and waits for the match to start. Led to the ring by Rubin... Fighting out of Truth of Consequences, New Mexico... Weighing in at 340 pounds... The Impaler They lock up. Bishweed Bill takes The Impaler down with a stomach claw. Bishweed Bill whips The Impaler into the ropes. Bishweed Bill goes for a stomach claw, but The Impaler blocks it. Wilson: The Impaler caught it the second time. Can he capitalize? The Impaler uses the Baba chop on Bishweed Bill. Bishweed Bill begs off. HW: He can. One chop from the monster Impaler and Bill begs off. The Impaler nails Bishweed Bill with an armbar takedown. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The Impaler hits a charging axhandle bodyblock on Bishweed Bill. Wilson: The Impaler taking the fight to Bill. The Impaler goes for a faceslam, but Bishweed Bill blocks it. Bishweed Bill whips The Impaler into the ropes, but The Impaler reverses it. Rubin pulls down the top rope. Wilson: His dad just dumped Bill to the floor. HW: That's the advantage of having someone out there to watch your back. Bill almost turned the tide, but he is now laying right in front of us, recovering from a very rude bump. The Impaler jumps onto him with a baseball slide. Wilson: And just when he stands up, he gets tossed against the guardrail by that baseball slide! HW: His neck snapped right back. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The Impaler nails Bishweed Bill with a backbreaker. The Impaler throws Bishweed Bill back into the ring. The Impaler runs into the ropes. Wilson: The Impaler wants to take it back inside. Bishweed Bill hits The Impaler with a shoulderblock. HW: But Bill gets back up and hit the Impaler with everything he's got -- and it still didn't take him down! The crowd is behind Bishweed Bill all the way. Bishweed Bill goes for a ropeburn, but The Impaler blocks it. The Impaler runs into the ropes. Bishweed Bill goes for a slap, but The Impaler blocks it. The Impaler hits Bishweed Bill. Bishweed Bill kicks The Impaler. Wilson: Bishweed trying to mount an offensive here. Bishweed Bill kicks The Impaler. The crowd is behind Bishweed Bill all the way. Bishweed Bill hits The Impaler. Bishweed Bill has the crowd going wild. Bishweed Bill whips The Impaler into the ropes. HW: Listen to this crowd, it's like they WANT Bishweed to win. Wilson: The pity vote. Bishweed Bill executes a facerake on The Impaler. Bishweed Bill whips The Impaler into the ropes. Bishweed Bill hits The Impaler with a kick. Bishweed Bill hits The Impaler with a facebite. Wilson: The Impaler needs to think of something fast. Bishweed Bill uses a hair pull on The Impaler. The Impaler whips Bishweed Bill into the ropes. HW: A desperation move sends Bill into the ropes. The Impaler misses with a clothesline. Wilson: Swing and a miss. The Impaler nails Bishweed Bill with a Cradle DDT. HW: But he NAILED him that time. 187 DDT right on the back of the neck. The Impaler executes the Death From Above on Bishweed Bill. Wilson: There's the choke slam. He calls it, for some strange reason, the Death From Above. HW: What comes from above? Wilson: I don't know, but if it's that lethal, he can call it whatever he wants. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The Impaler goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winner is The Impaler. Time of match: 0:02:42 Wilson: And that's a wrap. The Impaler gets the duke. HW: Impressive raw power from the Impaler. We could hear a lot from his new stable in the future. Wilson: That remains to be seen. But you know what I DO see? That cage hanging precariously above the ring. HW: I've been keeping an eye on that, too, Jim. That's the infamous cell. Wilson: You are correct, sir, and the cell is there because the long-running feud between Extreme Champion Curtis Jamison and Chris "Thunder" Lupsa will END tonight within its unfriendly confines. The two men will meet with the Extreme Title on the line in a Hell In The Cell match. HW: Sheer brutality. Wilson: Lupsa has tormented Jamison for the past few weeks, as the self-proclaimed "Master of the Mind Games" Lupsa wants to get inside Jamison's head and wreak havoc. There is no love lost between these two men, and tonight they will do battle inside, outside, on top of, and around that steel cage in an attempt to prove each others' claim that they are better than the other. It's not going to be pretty. HW: Speaking of not being very pretty, here comes Ewol Crenshaw. Wilson: Brilliant segue. He's going to be taking on the Internet-inspired wrestler, Cyber. HW: Ewol is from the other side of the country, but he's getting a pretty sizable pop. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. "Hamburger Train" by Primus starts up as Ewol Crenshaw meanders to the ring wearing an old fishing jacket, pausing repeatedly to scream at fans about his various conspiracy theories and brilliant inventions. Crenshaw is a 40-year veteran of professional wrestling, Ewol Crenshaw is in his late fifties, with thinning gray hair and a thick beard. Crenshaw wrestles in a red flannel shirt, bib overalls and rubber boots. He is never seen without wearing a fishing hat lined with tinfoil (to keep the government from beaming thoughts into his brain). The ex-manager of Glenn "Kingfisher" Purchase, Ewol Crenshaw basically snapped when Purchase was forced out of the league by Bowers, and spends most of his time ranting about various nonsense. Despite his poor physical shape, declining mental condition and rapidly deteriorating skills, Crenshaw decided to remain in the SFWL as a competitor after Purchase retired. Hailing from Mactier, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 178 pounds... "Psykobilly" Ewol Crenshaw His opponent... Cyber: "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 starts up over the loudspeakers. Silver confetti rains down from the ceiling as Cyber walks down to the ring. He has dyed blonde hair, brown eyes, and the start of some facial hair. He wears silver boots, black pants, and a black vest to the ring. He takes off the vest as he enters the ring and waits for the bell. Fighting out of The Internet... Weighing in at 287 pounds... Cyber HW: It's odd not seeing him set up a computer to wrestle the match. They lock up. Cyber places Ewol Crenshaw on the turnbuckle. Cyber hits Ewol Crenshaw with a belly-to-belly superplex. Wilson: Right off the bat, Cyber muscles Ewol up to the top rope and gets him down the hard way. The crowd is wildly cheering Cyber with only a few scattered boos audible. Cyber nails Ewol Crenshaw with a swinging bulldog. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Cyber hits Ewol Crenshaw with a chop. HW: Cyber is all over Ewol. Wilson: Which is a contrast to the earlier matches. Cyber goes for a bearhug, but Ewol Crenshaw counters it with a punch. Ewol Crenshaw hits a low blow on Cyber. HW: Now that's a good way to gain control of the match. Wilson: Complete desperation move by the crafty old timer. Ewol Crenshaw punches Cyber. Ewol Crenshaw chops Cyber. Cyber kicks Ewol Crenshaw. Ewol Crenshaw hits Cyber. Ewol Crenshaw seemingly enjoys the boos. Cyber hits Ewol Crenshaw. Cyber places Ewol Crenshaw on the turnbuckle. Cyber hits a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Ewol Crenshaw. Cyber doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Wilson: And just like that, the mood has changed. HW: Cyber and Crenshaw were exchanging blows in the middle of the ring, and suddenly Cyber got sick of it and put him on the turnbuckle, and once again dropped him on his head. Wilson: With one of the most overused moves in wrestling today, a variation the Death Valley Driver. Cyber goes for a 450 splash, but Ewol Crenshaw gets his knees up. Wilson: Cyber went to the top, but Ewol saw him just in time! Cyber is gasping for air. HW: Crenshaw must have had a spasm. Ewol Crenshaw screams at the crowd. Ewol Crenshaw is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Ewol Crenshaw catches Cyber in a clawhold. Cyber breaks the hold with a low blow after 9 seconds. Wilson: What a counter! He got that knee right into his groin. Not very technical, but just as effective. Cyber places Ewol Crenshaw on the turnbuckle. HW: He's going up top tonight. Crenshaw is going to be receiving a lot of involuntary frequent-flier miles tonight. Cyber executes a top-rope DDT on Ewol Crenshaw. Wilson: And down on his head. The cover! Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Cyber complains about a slow count. HW: He may be right about that one - but he shouldn't have gotten the pin after that. Ewol Crenshaw hits Cyber with an armdrag takedown. Ewol Crenshaw takes Cyber down with an eye gouge. Ewol Crenshaw executes a punch on Cyber. HW: Crenshaw trying to regain control, irish-whip coming up. Ewol Crenshaw whips Cyber into the turnbuckle. Cyber comes back, but is met with a clothesline. Wilson: Crenshaw caught him coming out of the corner, and Cyber is down. Ewol Crenshaw throws Cyber out of the ring. Ewol Crenshaw goes through the ropes. HW: I'd be careful if I was 'ol Ewol. Ewol Crenshaw whips Cyber into the guardrail. Wilson: Crenshaw is awfully proud of himself. Cyber is handed a keyboard. HW: HEY! Lookout, Cyber has some plundah! Cyber hits him with the keyboard. Wilson: Boy, is Bob Ryder gonna be PISSED! The crowd is wildly cheering Cyber with only a few scattered boos audible. Cyber takes Ewol Crenshaw down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Cyber whips Ewol Crenshaw into the guardrail. Cyber executes an elbowdrop on Ewol Crenshaw. HW: Crenshaw being tossed around here. Cyber sets up a table. Wilson: Table for one, coming up. Cyber whips Ewol Crenshaw into the guardrail. Cyber whips Ewol Crenshaw into the guardrail. HW: Well, maybe not yet. Cyber has other ideas. Cyber throws Ewol Crenshaw back into the ring. Cyber gives the sign for the Slam.com. Wilson: Lookout. Here it comes. The top-rope brainbuster. Cyber places Ewol Crenshaw on the turnbuckle. Cyber executes the Slam.com on Ewol Crenshaw. Wilson: There it is! He calls it the Slam.com, I call it game over. The crowd is wildly cheering Cyber with only a few scattered boos audible. Cyber goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. The boos are resurfacing again. The winner is Cyber. Time of match: 0:03:47 Wilson: Cyber has the victory, and it could be the first one of many for the superstar for the next century. HW: Well, Captain Technology has a lot to learn, but this a good start to his SFWL career. Wilson: Before out last match of the night, let's talk about the Triple Threat Cruiserweight Title match. This is a match where anything can happen, mainly because there is a man involved in it that calls himself the Extreme Machine. Now, a lot of speculation has gone on about just who it is under the mask, and many people think it is either a current SFWL star, or someone with ties to the SFWL. That being said, it could be anybody under that mask, and Barret McDougal must be concerned about that. HW: You'd never get him to admit it, but McDougal has to be wondering who it is, just so he can prepare for this title defense. It could be anybody. Wilson: And let's not forget Rob Justice's involvement in the match. The former Freebird is more than capable of winning the title, and I wouldn't put it past him to come in here as a dark horse and take the title while everyone is expecting a battle between the champion and the super hero. HW: Barret challenged Justice earlier, but when Extreme Machine petitioned the office for the shot, the proverbial shit hit the fan, and thus we end up with this match. Wilson: Anything can happen in that match, and anything can certainly happen in the 11-man Battle Royal to start the show. Yes, fans, 11 superstars are going to cram themselves into the ring and duke it out to decide just who the #1 contender to the Extreme Title will be. The winner will face Curtis Jamison or Chris Lupsa at a future card, and you can guarantee there will be 11 hungry people chomping at the bit to get at that title. For many of them, it will be their first taste of SFWL gold, and half the competitors involved are relatively new - and wouldn't that be a great opportunity for them to get noticed - to win the Battle Royal at the first PPV of the new millennium? HW: Indeed it would, Jim. I can hardly wait to get to the festivities. Wilson: But we have one more match to get to, as the newcomer Rappin' Ralphie will take on perhaps my favorite member of the "enhancement talent team," Mike "The Sick Dog" Bolton. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. "The Notre Dame Theme Song" plays over the loudspeakers as "The Sick Dog" Mike Bolton and Coach come out from behind the curtain. Coach has his clipboard and whistle at the ready, and is freely blowing his whistle at the fans at ringside. Coach is about 5'8", and ripped. He looks like he can step into the ring at any moment and win a title. However, an injury in college shortened his career, and now he has focused his career on finding a protégé. His current protégé is "The Sick Dog". "The Sick Dog" stumbles down the entrance ramp, but luckily regains his footing. He is wearing a football jersey, with the number 00 on it. He has sort of a pumpkin haircut, and a very odd shape to him. He is overweight - and has no definition in his legs, therefore giving him a pear shaped body. The crowing jewel to this ensemble is a pair of Rec.-Spec sport glasses attached to his head with a black strap. The lenses are so thick, you swear you can see the moon through them. Bolton gets in the ring, tripping over the middle rope in the process, and poses for the fans, yelling, "I am the Sick Dog" over and over again. Led to the ring by Coach... Fighting out of Boston, Massachusetts... Weighing in at 240 pounds... "The Sick Dog" Mike Bolton His opponent... "Like A Virgin" by Madonna starts over the loudspeaker as "Rappin'" Ralph Durben comes to the ring. Ralphie comes down to the ring, banging his chest like Tarzan. Fans scratch their head in bewilderment as to this so-called "Rapper with a Darkside", and are mostly confused by his presence. He is accompanied by his manager, Jimmy the Geek, who looks more like a wrestler than Ralphie does. He stands at 6'4, and weights 500 pounds. He holds his pat rat, Oren, as the two men walk to the ring. Once they get into the ring, fireworks go off and Ralphie waits for the match to start. Led to the ring by Jimmy the Geek... From Bald Knob, Idaho... Weighing in at 320 pounds... Rappin' Ralphie They lock up. Rappin' Ralphie catches Mike Bolton in a cobra clutch. Mike Bolton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rappin' Ralphie hits Mike Bolton with a diving headbutt. Rappin' Ralphie whips Mike Bolton into the ropes. Jimmy the Geek trips Mike Bolton. Rappin' Ralphie hits Mike Bolton. Wilson: Laugh at him if you want, he's all over Bolton like a cheap suit. Numerous fans are using Rappin' Ralphie for target practice. Rappin' Ralphie kicks Mike Bolton. Rappin' Ralphie kicks Mike Bolton. Rappin' Ralphie whips Mike Bolton into the ropes. Rappin' Ralphie executes a Death Valley Driver on Mike Bolton. HW: Ouch. Hopefully he knocked something back in place for Bolton. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Mike Bolton begs off. Rappin' Ralphie throws Mike Bolton out of the ring. Rappin' Ralphie goes through the ropes. Wilson: Ralphie is taking this fight outside. Rappin' Ralphie sets up a table. Rappin' Ralphie sets up Mike Bolton on the table. HW: Lookout. I don't like the looks of this one. Rappin' Ralphie executes a power bomb through the table. Wilson: Oh my! The table didn't break. Wilson: That table didn't break! HW: Bolton just absorbed all of the impact. His back must be hurting. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rappin' Ralphie goes for a Yakuza kick, but Mike Bolton ducks out of the way. HW: Bolton ducked the big boot. Mike Bolton whips Rappin' Ralphie into the guardrail. Wilson: And counters it by sending Ralphie into the guardrail. Mike Bolton executes a knee to the back on Rappin' Ralphie. Mike Bolton sets up Rappin' Ralphie on the table. Wilson: Now Bolt-ron is trying to send Ralphie through the table. He lays him across it, and - I don't believe this, he's CLIMBING the turnbuckle. Mike Bolton tries to drive Rappin' Ralphie through the table with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way. HW: Bolton goes airborne - but nobody is home! The table didn't break. Wilson: What are these tables made of? Adamantium? Rappin' Ralphie goes for a Frankensteiner, but Mike Bolton counters it with a tiger driver. Mike Bolton yells "I am the SICK DOG!". The chants for Mike Bolton are deafening. HW: Bolton has this crowd firmly behind him. Ralphie needs to make a comeback. Mike Bolton knocks Rappin' Ralphie into the ringpost. The crowd is behind Mike Bolton all the way. Mike Bolton hits a flying elbowdrop on Rappin' Ralphie. Mike Bolton sets up Rappin' Ralphie on the table. Mike Bolton tries to drive Rappin' Ralphie through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Wilson: Close call for Ralphie. He hooked the leg of Bolton, and he couldn't drive him through the table. Rappin' Ralphie is handed a fire extinguisher. Rappin' Ralphie hits him with the fire extinguisher. HW: Bolton is out. He just got hit in the back with that fire extinguisher. Rappin' Ralphie hits an inverted atomic drop on Mike Bolton. Rappin' Ralphie hits him with the fire extinguisher. Wilson: And again! Ralphie is going psycho. Rappin' Ralphie hits Mike Bolton with a Samoan Drop. Rappin' Ralphie knocks Mike Bolton into the ringsteps. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Rappin' Ralphie hits him with the fire extinguisher. Rappin' Ralphie sets up Mike Bolton on the table. Rappin' Ralphie executes a piledriver through the table. HW: Ohmy! Just when you thought Bolton couldn't get any MORE brain damaged. The table didn't break. Wilson: What is it going to take to go through that table? Rappin' Ralphie whips Mike Bolton into the guardrail. Coach comes from behind and distracts Rappin' Ralphie. Mike Bolton takes Rappin' Ralphie down with a knee to the back. HW: Coach gave Bolton just enough leeway to gain the advantage. Mike Bolton sets up Rappin' Ralphie on the table. Wilson: These two are DETERMINED to bust that table. Mike Bolton executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. HW: And the table still didn't break - much to the chagrin of Ralphie. His ribs are crushed. Mike Bolton hits Rappin' Ralphie with a flying clothesline. Mike Bolton sets up Rappin' Ralphie on the table. Mike Bolton executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Wilson: My God - they are going to busy that table even if it kills them. Mike Bolton whips Rappin' Ralphie into the guardrail. Mike Bolton sets up Rappin' Ralphie on the table. Mike Bolton tries to execute the Sick Dog Drop on Rappin' Ralphie through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. HW: Ralphie moved out of the way! Bolton just smacked the table trying to hit the inverted DDT. Rappin' Ralphie goes for a Frankensteiner, but Mike Bolton counters it with a power bomb. Wilson: Brilliant counter. Mike Bolton sets up Rappin' Ralphie on the table. Mike Bolton tries to drive Rappin' Ralphie through the table with a flying headbutt, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Wilson: He rolled right off the table, and Bolton cracked his forehead right on the table. HW: This table has a better workrate than half the SFWL roster. Rappin' Ralphie knocks Mike Bolton into the ringsteps. Rappin' Ralphie sets up Mike Bolton on the table. Rappin' Ralphie executes a Tombstone through the table. The table didn't break. Wilson: He killed him. He just killed Mike Bolton. Rappin' Ralphie is being booed out of the building. Rappin' Ralphie goes for a piledriver, but Mike Bolton blocks it. Mike Bolton knocks Rappin' Ralphie into the ringsteps. Mike Bolton takes Rappin' Ralphie down with a DDT. Mike Bolton whips Rappin' Ralphie into the guardrail. HW: Bolton trying to come back - he's looking at that table. Mike Bolton hits a kick to the midsection on Rappin' Ralphie. Mike Bolton sets up Rappin' Ralphie on the table. Mike Bolton tries to drive Rappin' Ralphie through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Rappin' Ralphie sets up Mike Bolton on the table. Rappin' Ralphie tries to drive Mike Bolton through the table with a Tombstone, but he blocks it. Wilson: Great chain wrestling from both men. I don't think they're trying to beat each other - they're trying to beat that table. Mike Bolton uses a jumping DDT on Rappin' Ralphie. Mike Bolton nails Rappin' Ralphie with a bulldog. Mike Bolton sets up Rappin' Ralphie on the table. Mike Bolton tries to drive Rappin' Ralphie through the table with a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Wilson: The good news is the table broke, but the bad news for Bolton is that there was nobody home when he broke it. Bolton is hurt. Rappin' Ralphie whips Mike Bolton into the guardrail. Rappin' Ralphie goes for a piledriver, but Mike Bolton blocks it. Mike Bolton goes for a DDT, but Rappin' Ralphie counters it with a low blow. Rappin' Ralphie whips Mike Bolton into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Bolton uses a legsweep faceslam on Rappin' Ralphie. Mike Bolton whips Rappin' Ralphie into the guardrail. HW: Downward spiral and Ralphie is hating life. Mike Bolton throws Rappin' Ralphie back into the ring. Mike Bolton is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Wilson: So close. We almost had an upset here. HW: This is the longest match of Mike Bolton's life. Mike Bolton executes a legsweep faceslam on Rappin' Ralphie. Mike Bolton hits a flying clothesline on Rappin' Ralphie. The crowd is giving Mike Bolton a standing ovation. Mike Bolton is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Wilson: Bolton could win. We could see an upset. Ralphie definitely underestimated the Sick Dog. Mike Bolton hits a slingshot on Rappin' Ralphie. HW: Beautiful slingshot from Bolton. He catapulted himself into the ring and nailed Ralphie. Mike Bolton executes the Sick Dog Drop on Rappin' Ralphie. Wilson: OHMYGOD! HE HIT IT! IT'S OVER! The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mike Bolton goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. HW: Oooooh! So close. Bolton is really upset. Mike Bolton hits Rappin' Ralphie with a Hotshot. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Bolton. Mike Bolton is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mike Bolton goes for a slingshot, but Rappin' Ralphie side-steps and Mike Bolton only hits air. Wilson: Bolton went to the well once too often. He landed hard on the mat. Ralphie needs to capitalize. Rappin' Ralphie gives the sign for the God From Above. HW: This could be the God From Above - another questionable name for a finisher. Rappin' Ralphie executes the God From Above on Mike Bolton. Wilson: He flies off the top rope and crashed down on Bolton, knocking the wind out of him. This could be all. Rappin' Ralphie is being booed out of the building. Rappin' Ralphie goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Rappin' Ralphie is being booed out of the building. The winner is Rappin' Ralphie. Time of match: 0:07:26 Wilson: It's over! Rappin' Ralphie gets the win in his debut, in a match that was harder than he imagined it was. HW: He can learn a lot from this one. But the bottom line is he got the win. Wilson: Folks, thanks for joining us for the Free For All. We've got a lot of action coming up in a few hours, so stick around and call your local cable company and order the SFWL Winter Wasteland Pay-Per-View extravaganza. There's just so much action tonight, you really don't want to miss it. For Harvey Wallbanger, I'm Jim Wilson. We'll see you during the Extreme Title Match. Until then, so long everybody. (The scene cuts to a shot of the Canadian Airlines Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The arena is at capacity, and the entire crowd is on their feet. After a wide, panning shot of the arena, the camera zooms in on the Canadian announcers' table, where Del Davis and "Big" Paul Briggs are seated.) Briggs: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to SFWL Winter Wasteland 2000! We are coming at you LIVE from the Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, and we have got a great show lined up for you tonight! You've all had your chance to mark out for the debut of the world's most dangerous midget at that certain OTHER pay-per-view running tonight...and, admittedly, seen a classic Foley match...but now, it's time for some SFWL action! Davis: Every singles title in the SFWL will be contested tonight! In our main event, The Grimm Reaper will defend his Heavyweight title against Adam Nitro and Steve Fella, in what should be a match for the record books! We'll also see the Intercontinental title put on the line, as Arioc defends the belt against Wayne Reid, Azrael and Dominion in a four corners match! Briggs: The Extreme Title will also be put on the line as Curtis Jamison faces two-time former champ "The Apprentice of Fear" Chris Lupsa! And don't forget about the Cruiserweight title - Barret McDougal is scheduled to defend that strap against Rob Justice and Extreme Machine! Davis: As well, we'll see a ten-man battle royal to determine the number one contender for the Extreme title, a five-star challenge match between Havoc and The Brahmin, and pre-taped highlights from the courtroom confrontation between Brian Bowers and Will Combat! Briggs: This is going to be a great show, no doubt about it. And, I've just been informed that the courtroom footage we just mentioned is ready to go. This was taped previously, but we're in the same situation as you all are. Nobody has seen this footage yet - it's been kept under wraps so well that there aren't even any reports of it on the Internet! So, we now present the exclusice footage - the first time it's been seen anywhere in the world - of the courtroom confrontation between Brian Bowers and Will Combat! (The Jumbotron cuts to a shot of the interior of an American courthouse. Del Davis and "Big" Paul Briggs are still audible, as they commentate over the on-screen action.) "Recorded Earlier" is displayed in large red type the bottom left corner of the screen. Brian Bowers, Will Combat, "Bully" Brick Bruiser, Chris Lupsa and a few other SFWL personalities are present. The professional wrestling press is there in force. Brian Bowers' two lawyers, Steven Flansburgh and Dale Linnell, are at his side. In the last row sits a lone woman, with shoulder-length black hair, wearing a black dress. The camera tries to zoom in on her, but, before the cameraman can even center her in the frame, she turns around and leaves the courtroom.) Bailiff: All rise. (Everyone stands as the judge enters.) Bailiff: This court is now in session, the honorable Judge LaLonde presiding. Judge LaLonde: Be seated. (Everyone sits down.) Brian Bowers: Judge, if I may interrupt for one second here. (Surprisingly, the judge complies.) Brian Bowers: Will, I'm not sure if you noticed - in fact, I'm almost sure you DIDN'T - but, in the weeks leading up to this confrontation, I never ONCE referred to it as a trial. And do you know why that is, Will? Because there's not going to BE one! (Will Combat looks at Bowers like he's crazy.) Will Combat: What the hell you mean this aint gonna be no trial? What, you finaly realizing that this isn't going to do you any good? And when we get out I'm just going to make you suffer even worse, bitch! Brian Bowers: Trust me, Will, this is going to do me a LOT of good. You see, I've already broken your mind, I've sure as hell broken your spirit, all that's left for me to break is your bones. And that's exactly what I'm going to do tonight. Because, Will, we're not here for a civil trial...we're here for a COURTHOUSE MATCH! Your honor, if you will... Briggs: Unbelievable! This is a first in professional wrestling! (The "Judge" removes his robe to reveal an SFWL referee's uniform.) (Will Combat give a little smirk, runs his hand's through his long black hair and gives a very malicious look.) Will Combat: Did you grow your self a pair of balls since I been in prison Bowers? Because IF I'm not mistaken I THOUGHT I heard you say this will be a Courthouse match. (Brian Bowers nods.) Brian Bowers: Wow - actual comprehension! I'm impressed, Will. Will Combat: Not very smart, Bowers, not very smart at all! Davis: I might be inclined to agree with Will Combat! Bowers has been tormenting him for weeks, and now he's willingly signed a match! Brian Bowers: Now, as great as it's going to be stomping you into the dust, I can't help but think that I could STILL really use the money I would have won from you had I ACTUALLY had you tried. So, what do you say we make this...interesting. If I win the match, we'll settle this case out of court for...let's say five hundred thousand dollars - significantly less than you would have lost otherwise! (Will Combat flips Bowers off.) Will Combat: That's what I think about that shit! Brian Bowers: Hold on there, Will - I'm not done yet. I'M going to put something up for this, too. If somehow, through some million-to-one cosmic fluke, YOU manage to beat ME, not only will I drop ALL the remaining charges against you, but...I'LL FIRE MY LAWYERS! (Steven Flansburgh and Dale Linnell begin talking nervously among themselves.) Briggs: Brian Bowers raising the stakes! Brian Bowers: And don't worry about this not being on the up-and-up - Jason and Wayne are still out in Alberta. Will Combat: (snickers) You got your two people that you can trust the most in Alberta, while I have THREE people right here that wouldn't mind getting their hands around your scrawny little neck. Damn you have grown STUPIDER by the minute! Well, let's put it this way, Bowers. You want the match, right here, right now? Well son it looks like you, and your two bitch's better be ready for some SERIOUS pain! Brian Bowers: We'll see. Now, bailiff, if you could please clear the courtroom, we can get this underway! (The bailiff ushers the press and gallery out, leaving only the judge, the four competitors, and the SFWL cameramen.) (Will Combat leaves to prepare for the match.) Brian Bowers: Wait...before you leave, there is ONE more thing I should mention. Will, I suggest you quickly find yourself a partner, because this is going to be a TAG TEAM match! And I've already found MY teammate..."The Apprentice of Fear" Chris Lupsa! Davis: No way! Never in a million years did I expect to see this - Brian Bowers and Chris Lupsa are on the same side again! These two haven't seen eye-to-eye in over a year! Briggs: We may be seeing a reunion of The Legacy right here tonight! (Will Combat quickly turns around and starts stampeding back up to the bench, waving his arms in the air cursing at everybody. Chris Lupsa stands up and smirks. He runs his hands through his hair and approaches Bowers. He turns to speak to Combat.) Lupsa: Will....(grins).....some things are just part of the story...don't ask any questions, I will always change the questions!!! Will Combat: You know what? FINE....Bully has been wanting to get his hands around you just as bad as I have! ("Bully" Brick Bruiser jumps over the railing and stands beside Will Combat.) Will Combat: Bowers no matter how hard you try, you will never outdo me! And you can not, and will NEVER CONTROL ME! So let's get this thing on NOW! Davis: It looks like it's going to be Bowers and Lupsa versus Will Combat and "Bully" Brick Bruiser in the SFWL's first ever Courthouse Match! Brian Bowers signals to Judge LaLonde. Judge LaLonde bangs his gavel on the bench, signalling the start of the match. Briggs: And this one's underway! All four competitors are already going at it! (Chris Lupsa and Will Combat begin brawling on the floor.) Chris Lupsa goes for a DDT, but Will Combat counters with a backdrop. (Meanwhile, Brick Bruiser and Brian Bowers are fighting on the floor.) They begin brawling in front of the jury box. Brick Bruiser misses a kick to the groin. Brick Bruiser and Will Combat execute a double power bomb. Briggs: Spike powerbomb by Combat and Bruiser! Davis: And don't forget, this match is being fought under Texas Tornado rules - all four men are legal at all times, and anyone can pin anyone else! They begin brawling in the jury box. Brick Bruiser takes him down with the Niagara Driver. Briggs: Niagara Driver IN the jury box! That may be it right there! Brick Bruiser tosses Brian Bowers out of the jury box to the floor. (Meanwhile, Will Combat and Chris Lupsa are fighting on the floor.) They begin brawling in front of the jury box. Will Combat goes for a kick to the head, but Chris Lupsa ducks out of the way. They begin brawling on the floor. They begin brawling by the doors. Davis: Combat and Lupsa fighting all the way across the room! Chris Lupsa takes him down with a snap suplex. Chris Lupsa goes for a Frankensteiner, but Will Combat counters with a tiger driver. They begin brawling in the main hallway. Will Combat misses an inverted atomic drop. They begin brawling on the front steps. Davis: This is an extremely dangerous situation right here - Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting at the top of those cement stairs! Chris Lupsa takes him down with a Tombstone. Briggs: Tombstone piledriver on the concrete! Will Combat is out! They begin brawling in the main hallway. Chris Lupsa goes for a snap suplex, but Will Combat counters with a small package. Davis: Combat rolls him up! Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Briggs: And he only gets one! Davis: Judge LaLonde is going to have to cover a lot of ground in this match! (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting in the jury box.) They begin brawling in front of the jury box. Brian Bowers misses an inverted atomic drop. Brick Bruiser goes for the Niagara Driver, but Brian Bowers counters with a backdrop. They begin brawling on the floor. Brian Bowers takes him down with a fisherman suplex. Davis: Bridging fisherman suplex by Bowers... Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Briggs: But he doesn't even get two! Brian Bowers misses a fisherman suplex. Brian Bowers takes him down with a Northern Lights suplex. Davis: And now he attempts a Northern Lights suplex! Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Briggs: Brick Bruiser still has a lot of fight left in him! They begin brawling in front of the jury box. They begin brawling on the floor. Brian Bowers goes for a low blow, but Brick Bruiser blocks it. (Meanwhile, Will Combat and Chris Lupsa are fighting in the main hallway.) Will Combat tosses Chris Lupsa through the doors. Davis: Will Combat sending Chris Lupsa out into the hall! Will Combat takes him down with a choke slam. Davis: Did you see that!? Will Combat just sent Chris Lupsa down the stairs with a chokeslam! Briggs: Combat threw Lupsa like a lawn dart! He barely even made contact with the steps on the way down! They begin brawling on the lawn. Will Combat goes for a choke slam, but Chris Lupsa counters with a kick to the midsection. Chris Lupsa nails Storm as she comes up from behind with the steel glove, making her drop it. Chris Lupsa picks up the steel glove. Davis: Chris Lupsa intercepting that steel glove! Chris Lupsa uses the steel glove on Will Combat. Briggs: And he lays Combat out! Lateral press... Chris Lupsa covers Will Combat. Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Davis: And Combat lifts a shoulder at one! They begin brawling on the front steps. They begin brawling on the lawn. Chris Lupsa goes for a punch, but Will Combat reverses the move. They begin brawling on the front steps. Davis: Lupsa and Combat fighting up and down those concrete steps! Chris Lupsa goes for a power bomb, but Will Combat counters with a backdrop. Storm distracts Chris Lupsa. They begin brawling on the lawn. Will Combat executes a Boston crab. Chris Lupsa gets out of the hold after 7 seconds. Chris Lupsa goes for a power bomb, but Will Combat counters with a backdrop. Briggs: Did you see that elevation?! Lupsa's damn lucky he landed on grass! Will Combat executes a high kick. (Meanwhile, Brick Bruiser and Brian Bowers are fighting on the floor.) Brick Bruiser takes him down with a somersault slam. Davis: Somersault slam by Bruiser! He stays on him for the cover! Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Briggs: But LaLonde barely makes it in time to count one! Davis: I don't see how Judge LaLonde can be expected to call this match himself! They begin brawling in front of the witness stand. They begin brawling on the floor. Brick Bruiser takes him down with a running powerslam. They begin brawling in front of the judge's bench. Brick Bruiser hits Brian Bowers with a chair. Davis: Devastating chairshot by "Bully" Brick Bruiser! Bowers collapsed like a house of cards! Briggs: Lateral press... Brick Bruiser covers Brian Bowers. Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Briggs: One-count only! (Meanwhile, Will Combat and Chris Lupsa are fighting on the lawn.) They begin brawling on the front steps. They begin brawling on the lawn. Will Combat misses an inverted atomic drop. They begin brawling on the front steps. Chris Lupsa takes him down with an inside cradle. Davis: Inside cradle! Lupsa has Combat's shoulders down, but Judge LaLonde is still inside the building! They begin brawling on the lawn. Chris Lupsa goes for a backslide, but Will Combat reverses the move. Will Combat whips Chris Lupsa into a statue. Briggs: Lupsa sent headlong into that statue! Will Combat executes a koppo kick. Will Combat grinds Chris Lupsa's face into the grass. Davis: Will Combat just trying to humiliate Lupsa now! They begin brawling on the front steps. Will Combat goes for a facebite, but Chris Lupsa counters with a kneelift. They begin brawling in the main hallway. Will Combat takes him down with a Gorilla Press. Will Combat goes for a kick to the head, but Chris Lupsa ducks out of the way. (Meanwhile, Brick Bruiser and Brian Bowers are fighting in front of the judge's bench.) They begin brawling behind the judge's bench. Brick Bruiser goes for a spinning power bomb, but Brian Bowers counters with a bulldog. Brian Bowers takes him down with a Northern Lights suplex. Briggs: Another Northern Lights suplex by the former World champ! Judge LaLonde counts: one, two, shoulder up. Davis: And he gets two! Brian Bowers mocks a fan at ringside. They begin brawling in the judge's quarters. Brian Bowers finds a chair. Brian Bowers hits Brick Bruiser with a chair. Briggs: Bowers sends Brick Bruiser to the floor with a chairshot! He covers... Brian Bowers covers Brick Bruiser. Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Davis: Brick Bruiser lifts the shoulder at one! They begin brawling behind the judge's bench. Brian Bowers takes him down with the Michinoku Driver. Brick Bruiser nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot as she comes up from behind. Brian Bowers goes for a backdrop, but Brick Bruiser counters with a sunset flip. Briggs: Bruiser rolls him up, but the referee is out on the lawn with Combat and Lupsa! They begin brawling in the judge's quarters. Brick Bruiser finds the telephone. Brick Bruiser hits Brian Bowers with the telephone. The telephone is broken in half. Davis: Bruiser just broke the phone over Brian Bowers' head! Briggs: Heh heh...it's for you! They begin brawling behind the judge's bench. Brick Bruiser goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Brian Bowers counters with a backdrop. (Meanwhile, Will Combat and Chris Lupsa are fighting in the main hallway.) They begin brawling by the doors. Will Combat goes for a koppo kick, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting behind the judge's bench.) They begin brawling in the judge's quarters. Brian Bowers goes for a power bomb, but Brick Bruiser counters with a backdrop. They begin brawling behind the judge's bench. Briggs: Bruiser and Bowers are taking this courtroom apart! Brick Bruiser goes for a back suplex, but Brian Bowers counters with a bulldog. They begin brawling in front of the judge's bench. Brian Bowers takes him down with a power bomb. (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting by the doors.) Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. Davis: Lupsa's got Will Combat's shoulders down, but the referee's still inside! Briggs: They should just let the cameramen count falls! (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting in front of the judge's bench.) They begin brawling behind the judge's bench. Brian Bowers takes him down with the Michinoku Driver. Brian Bowers executes an armbar submission. Briggs: Bowers wrenching the arm of Brick Bruiser! Brick Bruiser breaks the hold after 22 seconds. Davis: But he's able to fight his way loose! (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting by the doors.) They begin brawling on the floor. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex. They begin brawling in the jury room. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a back suplex. They begin brawling on the floor. Briggs: All four men back in the same place now! Chris Lupsa goes for a snap suplex, but Will Combat counters with a vertical suplex. Will Combat goes for an Asai moonsault, but Chris Lupsa counters with a Tombstone. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a power bomb. Briggs: Lupsa spikes the big man with a release powerbomb! Chris Lupsa goes for a DDT, but Will Combat counters with a backdrop. They begin brawling by the doors. Will Combat nails him with an inverted atomic drop. Will Combat goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Chris Lupsa counters with a backdrop. They begin brawling on the floor. They begin brawling in front of the judge's bench. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a DDT. Chris Lupsa executes the Phobia. Briggs: The Phobia! Lupsa covers...Lupsa may have this won! Judge LaLonde counts: one, two, kickout. Davis: Combat kicks out at two! They begin brawling on the floor. Chris Lupsa executes a single-leg takedown. Chris Lupsa executes a vertical suplex. Will Combat misses a choke slam. Briggs: Chris Lupsa spins right out of his grip! Chris Lupsa nails him with a backslide. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a gutwrench suplex. Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Davis: Gutwrench suplex is good for one! Chris Lupsa takes him down with a gutwrench suplex. Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Briggs: Uh, Chris...you have to get the three count ALL AT ONCE. Three one-counts aren't going to do you much good. Chris Lupsa nails Storm as she comes up from behind. Chris Lupsa goes for a hiptoss, but Will Combat counters with a facerake. (Meanwhile, Brick Bruiser and Brian Bowers are fighting behind the judge's bench.) They begin brawling in front of the judge's bench. Brick Bruiser takes him down with a fallaway slam. Brian Bowers finds the gavel. Brian Bowers hits Brick Bruiser with the gavel. Brian Bowers hits Brick Bruiser with the gavel. Davis: Brian Bowers giving up on any semblance of wrestling - he's just pounding on Bruiser with the judge's gavel! Brick Bruiser takes Brian Bowers down with a spinning power bomb. They begin brawling on the floor. Brick Bruiser takes him down with a pumphandle suplex. They begin brawling in front of the judge's bench. Brick Bruiser takes him down with a running powerslam. Briggs: Running powerslam! Bruiser practically put Brian Bowers through the floor! (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting on the floor.) Chris Lupsa nails him with a single-leg takedown. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting in front of the judge's bench.) Brian Bowers nails him with a figure-four leglock. Brick Bruiser breaks the hold after 1 second. Brian Bowers misses an inside cradle. Davis: Bowers couldn't take him over! Briggs: I'm not surprised - look at the size of Bruiser! He's as thick as he is tall! They begin brawling on the floor. Brian Bowers takes him down with a double underhook faceslam. They begin brawling in front of the witness stand. Brian Bowers takes him down with an enzuigiri. Brian Bowers executes a low blow. They begin brawling on the floor. Brian Bowers takes him down with a jawbreaker. Brian Bowers nails him with a low blow. Davis: Brian Bowers taking control with blatant cheapshots! They begin brawling by the doors. Brian Bowers whips Brick Bruiser into the bailiff. The bailiff (who bears more than a passing resemblance to a local indy wrestler) takes Brick Bruiser down with a powerbomb. Briggs: The bailiff getting involved now, planting Brick Bruiser with a powerbomb! Brian Bowers takes him down with a DDT. Brian Bowers takes him down with an enzuigiri. Brian Bowers whips Brick Bruiser into the bailiff. The bailiff tosses Brick Bruiser through the doors. Briggs: What was that Bowers was saying earlier about everything being on the up-and-up? Brian Bowers follows him out. They begin brawling by the doors. Brian Bowers takes him down with a Northern Lights suplex. Davis: Bowers has him bridged! Judge LaLonde counts: one, two, shoulder up. Briggs: And he gets two! (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting on the floor.) Chris Lupsa executes a backslide. They begin brawling in the jury room. Chris Lupsa nails him with a punch. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting by the doors.) Brian Bowers takes him down with a backdrop. They begin brawling on the floor. Brian Bowers goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Brick Bruiser counters with a DDT. Davis: Brian Bowers telegraphed that one! Briggs: He can't afford to get predictable against Combat and Bruiser! Brick Bruiser takes him down with rolling clothesline. Brick Bruiser nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot as she comes up from behind with the billiard ball in a sock, making her drop it. Brick Bruiser picks up the billiard ball in a sock. Brian Bowers jumps Brick Bruiser from behind as he grabs the billiard ball in a sock. Davis: Bowers and Bruiser fighting over that billiard ball! Brian Bowers takes him down with the Michinoku Driver. (Meanwhile, Will Combat and Chris Lupsa are fighting in the jury room.) Will Combat nails him with a facerake. Will Combat takes him down with an achilles tendon hold. Chris Lupsa breaks the hold after 4 seconds. They begin brawling on the floor. They begin brawling by the doors. Will Combat goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Chris Lupsa counters with a facerake. Storm distracts Chris Lupsa. They begin brawling in the main hallway. Will Combat executes a hangman. Will Combat lets go immediately. They begin brawling by the doors. They begin brawling in the main hallway. Davis: Combat and Lupsa fighting all over the building! Will Combat goes for a hangman, but Chris Lupsa counters with a backward kick. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting on the floor.) Brian Bowers takes him down with an inside cradle. Briggs: Once again, Judge LaLonde simply has too much distance to cover, and doesn't see the pinfall attempt! Kate "Sascha" Elliot distracts Brick Bruiser. They begin brawling in front of the jury box. They begin brawling in the jury box. Brian Bowers goes for a DDT, but Brick Bruiser counters with a low blow. Brick Bruiser nails him with a facebite. Davis: Brick Bruiser borrowing a page from Meng's book, biting Bowers right across the bridge of the nose! Briggs: You're comparing people to MENG now!? I hope you're happy - you've just destroyed Brick Bruiser's career. Brian Bowers goes for a superkick, but Brick Bruiser ducks out of the way. They begin brawling in front of the jury box. Brick Bruiser takes him down with rolling clothesline. Briggs: Ugh. I thought I'd never have to see THAT move again. Davis: I'm not sure why Bruiser incorporated the roll there - that takes a lot of momentum aay from the move. Brick Bruiser goes for a choke slam, but Brian Bowers counters with an elbowsmash. Brian Bowers whips Brick Bruiser into the jury box. Davis: Bowers sent face-first into the side of the jury box! Brian Bowers goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Brick Bruiser counters with a DDT. (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting in the main hallway.) They begin brawling in the holding cell. Will Combat slams the cell door on Chris Lupsa. They begin brawling in the main hallway. Briggs: Lupsa's got hold of that billiard ball! Chris Lupsa hits Will Combat with the billiard ball in a sock. Davis: And he nailed Combat right between the eyes! Combat sent staggering... Chris Lupsa executes the Phobia. Davis: And Lupsa spikes him with the Phobia! He covers... Judge LaLonde counts: one, two, shoulder up. Briggs: But Combat gets the shoulder up! Chris Lupsa takes him down with a hiptoss. They begin brawling on the front steps. Chris Lupsa executes the Phobia. Davis: Another Phobia, this time on the concrete! Lateral press... Judge LaLonde counts: one, two, shoulder up. Briggs: I don't believe it! Combat's still fighting! They begin brawling on the lawn. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Will Combat gets out of the hold after 19 seconds. They begin brawling on the front steps. Chris Lupsa misses a forearm smash. (Meanwhile, Brick Bruiser and Brian Bowers are fighting in front of the jury box.) They begin brawling in the jury box. Brick Bruiser nails him with a facebite. They begin brawling in front of the jury box. Brick Bruiser tries to hit Brian Bowers with the billiard ball in a sock, but he ducks out of the way. Davis: Swing and a miss by Brick Bruiser! They begin brawling on the floor. Brick Bruiser finds the statue of Justice. Brick Bruiser throws Brian Bowers through the statue of Justice. The statue of Justice is broken in half. Briggs: Did you see that!? Brick Bruiser just threw Bowers clean THROUGH the statue of Justice! He's out cold! Brick Bruiser covers Brian Bowers. Davis: Brusier with a lateral press... Judge LaLonde counts: one, two, shoulder up. Briggs: But Bowers lifts a shoulder! Davis: All four of these men brought their working boots tonight! They've taken an insane amount of punishment, and they're still fighting! They begin brawling in front of the jury box. Brian Bowers goes for a jumping DDT, but Brick Bruiser counters with a backdrop. Brick Bruiser takes him down with a spinning power bomb. They begin brawling in the jury box. Brick Bruiser takes him down with a spinning DDT. Davis: Tornado DDT from the edge of the jury box! An amazing display of agility by the massive Bruiser! They begin brawling in front of the jury box. Brick Bruiser goes for a spinning power bomb, but Brian Bowers counters with an enzuilariato. (Meanwhile, Will Combat and Chris Lupsa are fighting on the front steps.) They begin brawling in the main hallway. They begin brawling by the doors. Will Combat takes him down with a backspin DDT. Briggs: Combat and Lupsa fighting their way back into the courtroom! They begin brawling on the floor. They begin brawling in front of the witness stand. Will Combat nails him with an armbar submission. Chris Lupsa gets out of the hold after 4 seconds. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting in front of the jury box.) They begin brawling on the floor. They begin brawling in the jury room. Brian Bowers goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brick Bruiser counters with a bulldog. (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting in front of the witness stand.) Chris Lupsa takes Will Combat down with a bodyslam. Davis: Lupsa climbing onto the witness stand! Chris Lupsa climbs onto the witness stand. Chris Lupsa executes an elbowdrop off the witness stand on Will Combat. Briggs: And he drops the elbow! That had to knock the wind out of Will Combat! (Meanwhile, Brick Bruiser and Brian Bowers are fighting in the jury room.) They begin brawling on the floor. Brick Bruiser goes for a slingshot facebuster, but Brian Bowers counters with a vertical suplex. (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting in front of the witness stand.) Chris Lupsa takes Will Combat down with a bodyslam. Chris Lupsa climbs onto the witness stand. Davis: Lupsa headed back up! Chris Lupsa executes an elbowdrop off the witness stand on Will Combat. Briggs: And he drops another elbow! Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. Davis: Dragon suplex, but Combat breaks the pinfall before Judge LaLonde can even count one! They begin brawling on the floor. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a hiptoss. Chris Lupsa and Brian Bowers go for a double gutwrench suplex, but Will Combat counters with a backdrop. Briggs: Even TOGETHER, Lupsa and Bowers couldn't take Combat over! They begin brawling in the jury room. Will Combat goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Chris Lupsa counters with an armdrag takedown. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a brain buster. Chris Lupsa nails Storm as she comes up from behind. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting on the floor.) Brian Bowers takes him down with a jawbreaker. Brian Bowers nails him with a hangman. Davis: Brian Bowers starting to focus on the neck of Brick Bruiser. Brick Bruiser gets out of the hold after 22 seconds. (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting in the jury room.) Chris Lupsa takes him down with a German suplex. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a German suplex. Briggs: Rolling German suplexes by Chris Lupsa! They begin brawling in front of the witness stand. They begin brawling on the witness stand. Will Combat goes for a koppo kick, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa throws Will Combat off the witness stand. Davis: Lupsa sending Combat to the floor! Chris Lupsa misses a forearm smash. They begin brawling on the floor. Will Combat finds a chair. Will Combat hits Chris Lupsa with a chair. Briggs: Combat levels him with the chair! They begin brawling in the jury room. They begin brawling on the floor. Chris Lupsa nails him with a punch. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting on the floor.) They begin brawling in front of the judge's bench. Brian Bowers takes him down with a backdrop. (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting on the floor.) Davis: All four men brawling on the courtroom floor! Chris Lupsa goes for a Tombstone, but Will Combat reverses the move. Will Combat takes him down with a handspring elbow. They begin brawling in front of the witness stand. Will Combat goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Chris Lupsa counters with an armdrag takedown. Chris Lupsa executes a backslide. Chris Lupsa takes Will Combat down with a bodyslam. Chris Lupsa climbs onto the witness stand. Briggs: Lupsa taking the stand for a third time... Chris Lupsa executes an elbowdrop off the witness stand on Will Combat. Davis: And he connects with another elbowdrop! Chris Lupsa misses a forearm smash. Will Combat goes for a flying bulldog, but Chris Lupsa moves out of the way. Chris Lupsa goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Will Combat counters with an elbowsmash. They begin brawling on the witness stand. Will Combat goes for a backspin DDT, but Chris Lupsa counters with a belly-to-belly suplex. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting in front of the judge's bench.) They begin brawling on the floor. Brian Bowers takes him down with an Asai leg lariat. Briggs: Asai leg lariat, but it barely broke Brick Bruiser's stride! They begin brawling in front of the judge's bench. Brian Bowers goes for a backdrop, but Brick Bruiser counters with a sunset flip. Brick Bruiser takes him down with a choke slam. Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes up from behind with her billiard ball in a sock in her hand. Brick Bruiser grabs her. Brick Bruiser nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot, making her heave the billiard ball in a sock behind her. Brick Bruiser picks up the billiard ball in a sock. Davis: Brick Bruiser forcibly taking that billiard ball in a sock from Kate Elliot! Brick Bruiser hits Brian Bowers with the billiard ball in a sock. Briggs: And he doesn't waste a second before he uses it! Brick Bruiser nails him with a low blow. They begin brawling behind the judge's bench. Brian Bowers sets Brick Bruiser up on the judge's bench. Davis: Bowers setting Brick Bruiser up on the bench! Brian Bowers grabs the gavel. Brian Bowers bangs the gavel on the bench and shouts "GUILTY!". Brian Bowers nails Brick Bruiser in the head with the gavel. Brick Bruiser is out cold. Briggs: He drilled him right in the temple! Brick Bruiser is unconscious! They begin brawling in the judge's quarters. Brian Bowers hits Brick Bruiser with the billiard ball in a sock. Briggs: And a shot with the billiard ball for good measure! Brian Bowers covers Brick Bruiser. Davis: Lateral press... Judge LaLonde counts: one, two, shoulder up. Briggs: But Bruiser's still in the match! Brian Bowers goes for an armdrag takedown, but Brick Bruiser counters with a lariat. They begin brawling behind the judge's bench. Brick Bruiser goes for a dropkick, but Brian Bowers moves out of the way. They begin brawling in front of the judge's bench. Brick Bruiser misses the Ace Crusher. Davis: Brian Bowers on the defensive now. Brick Bruiser takes him down with an inverted power bomb. Briggs: But he didn't have a defense for that! Bruiser dropped him right on his face! (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting on the witness stand.) They begin brawling in front of the witness stand. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex. They begin brawling on the floor. They begin brawling in front of the jury box. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a tiger suplex. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting in front of the judge's bench.) They begin brawling on the floor. Davis: This match has settled in to the courtroom area itself. Briggs: Nobody has enough strength left to run around! Brian Bowers takes him down with the Michinoku Driver. Brian Bowers goes for a brain buster, but Brick Bruiser counters with a small package. Davis: Bruiser rolls him up... Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Briggs: But Bowers lifts a shoulder at one! They begin brawling in front of the witness stand. Brick Bruiser uses the billiard ball in a sock on Brian Bowers. Davis: Brusier delivers another shot with the billiard ball in a sock! Lateral press... Brick Bruiser covers Brian Bowers. Judge LaLonde counts: one, shoulder up. Davis: But he didn't even get two! (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting in front of the jury box.) Chris Lupsa misses a reverse neckbreaker. They begin brawling in the jury box. Chris Lupsa goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Will Combat counters with a backdrop. They begin brawling in front of the jury box. Will Combat goes for a koppo kick, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. They begin brawling on the floor. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker. Briggs: Lupsa going after Combat's neck now! They begin brawling in front of the witness stand. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting in front of the witness stand.) Brian Bowers takes him down with a bulldog. Brian Bowers mocks a fan at ringside. Brian Bowers hits Brick Bruiser with the billiard ball in a sock. Brian Bowers goes for a superkick, but Brick Bruiser ducks out of the way. Brick Bruiser takes Brian Bowers down with a bodyslam. Davis: Scoop and a slam by Bruiser! Brick Bruiser climbs onto the witness stand. Brick Bruiser executes an elbowdrop off the witness stand on Brian Bowers. Briggs: And he drops a HUGE elbow from the witness stand! They begin brawling on the floor. Brick Bruiser finds the bailiff's baton. Brick Bruiser chokes Brian Bowers with the bailiff's baton. Davis: Bruiser choking Bowers out with that nightstick! Brick Bruiser lets go after 5 seconds. Brick Bruiser takes him down with the Niagara Driver. They begin brawling in front of the witness stand. Brick Bruiser brings the bailiff's baton with him. They begin brawling on the floor. Brick Bruiser brings the bailiff's baton with him. Briggs: Bruiser keeping that baton with him! Brick Bruiser takes him down with a spear. They begin brawling in the jury room. Brick Bruiser takes him down with a flying forearm. Davis: Bruiser flattens him with the forearm shot! (Meanwhile, Will Combat and Chris Lupsa are fighting in front of the witness stand.) They begin brawling on the floor. Will Combat brings the bailiff's baton with him. Briggs: Now Combat's got the baton! Will Combat misses a choke against the ropes. They begin brawling in front of the judge's bench. Will Combat takes him down with a choke slam. (Meanwhile, Brick Bruiser and Brian Bowers are fighting in the jury room.) They begin brawling on the floor. Davis: Combat throws the bailiff's baton to Bruiser! Brick Bruiser brings the bailiff's baton with him. Brick Bruiser goes for a dropkick, but Brian Bowers moves out of the way. Brian Bowers misses an inside cradle. Briggs: Bowers couldn't take him down! They begin brawling by the doors. Brick Bruiser takes him down with an inverted power bomb. Brick Bruiser executes a dropkick. Brick Bruiser goes for a back suplex, but Brian Bowers shifts his weight and lands on top of him. Davis: Bowers turned in mid-air! He hooks the leg... Judge LaLonde counts: one, two, shoulder up. Briggs: Two-count only! (Meanwhile, Will Combat and Chris Lupsa are fighting in front of the judge's bench.) They begin brawling on the floor. Will Combat goes for a choke slam, but Chris Lupsa counters with a kick to the midsection. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting by the doors.) Brian Bowers executes an armbar submission. Brian Bowers lets go after 13 seconds. (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Will Combat are fighting on the floor.) They begin brawling in the jury room. Chris Lupsa nails him with a punch. They begin brawling on the floor. Chris Lupsa brings the bailiff's baton with him. Davis: Lupsa found that baton! Chris Lupsa tries to hit Will Combat with the bailiff's baton, but he ducks out of the way. Will Combat chokes Chris Lupsa with the bailiff's baton. Briggs: But he's the one who ends up on the receiving end of it! Will Combat lets go after 15 seconds. They begin brawling by the doors. Will Combat takes him down with a Gorilla Press. They begin brawling on the floor. Will Combat takes him down with an achilles tendon hold. Will Combat lets go after 7 seconds. They begin brawling in the jury room. Will Combat goes for a Gorilla Press, but Chris Lupsa counters with a facerake. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Brick Bruiser are fighting by the doors.) Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes up from behind with her billiard ball in a sock in her hand. Brick Bruiser grabs her. Brick Bruiser nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot, making her heave the billiard ball in a sock behind her. Brian Bowers picks up the billiard ball in a sock. Davis: Kate Elliot still managed to get that weapon to Bowers! Brian Bowers hits Brick Bruiser with the billiard ball in a sock. They begin brawling on the floor. Brian Bowers and Chris Lupsa execute a double DDT on Will Combat. Briggs: Spike DDT by Bowers and Lupsa! Brian Bowers executes an enzuigiri. Davis: And, for the first time in this match, Brian Bowers and Will Combat clash one-on-one! Brian Bowers takes Will Combat down with a DDT. Will Combat catches Brian Bowers in a power bomb. Will Combat nails him with a koppo kick. Will Combat takes him down with a high kick. Briggs: Combat taking it to Brian Bowers! They begin brawling by the doors. Will Combat goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers executes a double underhook faceslam. Brian Bowers executes a kneedrop. Davis: And Bowers fires right back! Briggs: At this rate, this match isn't going to end until someone's unconscious! Brian Bowers goes for an elbowdrop, but Will Combat gets out of the way. (Meanwhile, Chris Lupsa and Brick Bruiser are brawling on the floor.) Chris Lupsa goes for a dropkick, but Brick Bruiser gets out of the way. Brick Bruiser takes him down with a spear. Brick Bruiser executes an inverted power bomb. Brick Bruiser goes for a back suplex, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa executes a low blow. Chris Lupsa executes a DDT. Davis: Lupsa dropped him right on his head! Chris Lupsa takes Brick Bruiser down with a savate kick. Brick Bruiser executes a back suplex. (Meanwhile, Brian Bowers and Will Combat are brawling by the doors.) Will Combat takes him down with a Gorilla Press. Will Combat goes for a koppo kick, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers executes a low blow. Briggs: Cheap shot by Bowers! Brian Bowers executes a backdrop. Davis: And he sends him up and over with the backdrop! They begin brawling in the main hallway. Will Combat executes a backspin DDT. Will Combat goes for a flying bulldog, but Brian Bowers gets out of the way. Brian Bowers executes a figure-four leglock. Brian Bowers lets him go after 11 seconds. Brian Bowers goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Will Combat counters it with a DDT. Will Combat executes a choke slam. Briggs: Combat with a massive chokeslam! Will Combat goes for a Boston crab, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers takes Will Combat down with a superkick. (Meanwhile, Brick Bruiser and Chris Lupsa are brawling on the floor.) Chris Lupsa nails Brick Bruiser with a savate kick. Chris Lupsa whips Brick Bruiser into the jury box. Chris Lupsa sets up a chair. Davis: Lupsa setting that chair up... Chris Lupsa takes a running start and springs off the chair. Chris Lupsa takes Brick Bruiser down with a dropkick. Davis: And he connects with the springboard dropkick! Chris Lupsa nails Brick Bruiser with a low blow. Chris Lupsa executes the Phobia on Brick Bruiser. Briggs: The Phobia! That's it! This match HAS to be over now! Chris Lupsa doesn't go for the cover. Davis: What's Lupsa thinking!? Bruiser's out cold, but he's not going for the pinfall! (Brian Bowers and Will Combat are brawling in the main hallway.) Brian Bowers nails Will Combat with an elbow to the throat. Chris Lupsa comes over to make it two-on-one. Briggs: Lupsa apparently isn't done with Will Combat! Brian Bowers sets Will Combat up on the judge's bench.. Brian Bowers rams Will Combat's head into the bench repeatedly. Brian Bowers climbs onto the judge's bench. Chris Lupsa climbs onto the bench as well. Davis: Bowers and Lupsa setting up for something... Brian Bowers mutters something to Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa shakes his head. Davis: A disagreement between Bowers and Lupsa there, apparently. Chris Lupsa whispers something to Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers nods. Brian Bowers nails Will Combat with a low blow. Brian Bowers turns Will Combat towards Lupsa. Chris Lupsa pushes Will Combat off the judge's bench. Brian Bowers doesn't appear to know what's going on. Briggs: Lupsa just rolled Combat off the bench! Brian Bowers scowls at Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa smirks at Brian Bowers. Chris Lupsa nails Brian Bowers with a low blow. Davis: He hit Bowers! Lupsa hit Bowers! Chris Lupsa executes the Phobia on the judge's bench on Brian Bowers. The judge's bench collapses. Briggs: The Phobia, right THROUGH the judge's bench! Chris Lupsa steps back. Will Combat is going for the pin. Davis: Will Combat there to make it official... Judge LaLonde counts: One, two, three. The winners are Will Combat and "Bully" Brick Bruiser. Time of match: 14:57 Briggs: And this one's over! Chris Lupsa has turned on Brian Bowers and handed the match to Combat and Bruiser! Davis: Brian Bowers' lawsuit is now officially dismissed, and Steven Flansburgh and Dale Linnell are gone! He made those stipulations himself! Chris Lupsa turns and leaves the courtroom. As he reaches the doors, he turns around. Lupsa: Brian...you never saw it coming...this was the story...and I OWNED IT!!!!! Chris Lupsa storms out of the courtroom. (The camera cuts back to a shot of ringside.) Davis: What a match that was - and what an ending! Lupsa has apparently sided with Will Combat and "Bully" Brick Bruiser! Briggs: And both Lupsa and Bowers are in the building tonight - these two men are going to be on a collision course! Davis: And now, it's time to send this broadcast back to our American colleagues. We'll see you later this evening, when we bring you the Cruiserweight title match! (The scene suddenly cuts to the sold out Canadian Airlines Saddledome in Calgary. The crowd is cheering madly as Pablo Retardo begins to talk) Pablo: Yo, yo everybody and welcome to the SOLD out SFWL Winter Wasteland! I’m Pablo Retardo, and with me as always is the lovely Miss Suzzie Hooker. Suzzie? You wanna date? Suzzie: I think I’d rather sleep in the same bed as a rotting deer, Pablo...No offense, of course. Pablo: Oh, none taken...I guess... Suzzie: What a week it’s been in the SFWL! We’ve seen the Grimm Reaper turn his back on Steve Fella, the all but dead Adam Nitro/Arioc bit brought RIGHT back to life, and, mere minutes ago, some outstanding footage from the courtroom confrontation between Brian Bowers and Will Combat! Pablo: What else could you possibly need in life? Suzzie: I JUST don’t know, Pablo. Pablo: But none of that even compares to tonight's events. Thousands of fans have gathered to see TEN great athletes beat the living hell out of each other!!! Suzzie: Settle down, Pablo...There’s a lot more to the night then that. Pablo: I DON’T CARE! I wanna see Mike Torment and Jason Chadborne beat the living hell out each other!! Suzzie: Well, maybe you will...But understand, we’ve got the extreme title, the cruiserwieght title, the Intercontinental, AND the world title...Only ONE of those actually has two competitors. Not to mention the Five star Havoc VS Brahmin match later in the evening as well! Pablo: I’m pumped!! Suzzie: Just try to stay in line, Pablo. We all know you can’t actually go out there and fight the likes of Rob Justice, and such. Pablo: Hey...Yeah I could. Suzzie: Sure... Pablo: I’d fight with you anytime... Suzzie: What? Pablo: I didn’t say anything... Suzzie: Right. "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys plays over the PA system, and pyro begins to erupt from the stage Kid Loco walks toward the ring He is wearing his street clothes instead of his ring attire, and is carrying a mic Pablo: Tch...Look at this guy, does he think he can actually fight, or somethin'? Suzzie: I bet you twenty dollars he wins it tonight. Pablo: Heheh, are you serious? Suzzie: But of course! He enters the ring and does a spin kick in the air much to the approval of the fans He holds up the mic to speak Kid Loco: Okay mister official, how about ringing the damn bell, I'm a little pressed for time here! Pablo: What's he talkin' about? The rest of the guys aren't even out here! [As the opening bell rings, Kid Loco immediately uses the ropes to slingshot out of the ring, and thus eliminating himself from the match! He begins to walk away, but then stops.] Kid Loco: Well I suppose you're all wondering WHY I would do that. Well it's simple...I quit! Suzzie: Quit? Kid Loco is RETIRING?! Kid Loco: Now it's nothing personal, and it has nothing to do with the way things are run, but it's all about the "Benjamin's", ya know? You see, while I haven't exactly won the World Title, I HAVE managed to at least make it to number ten overall, and make an impact, albeit a slight one, on the Cruiserweight division. And of course I have gotten my picture in SFWL magazine quite a few times, and that really opened things up for me. You see I have recently discovered that I can make a small fortune guest refereeing in Japan, using my SFWL image as a career boost...and well...the cash is right, so I'm OUTTA HERE! [Blows a kiss to the fans as they begin to boo.] Suzzie: Guess the fans don't like so much anymore, eh? Pablo: What are you talking about? How could anyone like him in the first place? Suzzie: Because he's talented...That's how! Kid Loco: Now don't give me that, you'd all do the same thing if you could. Pablo: I'd have to agree with him on that one. [A large "Sell-out" chant spreads through the arena] Kid Loco: Fine! If that's the way you're going to be, then I'm leaving! "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys plays up again as Kid Loco leaves the SFWL arena...for good] Pablo: Well, in any case...Where's my twenty dollars? Suzzie: Twenty dollars? What ARE you talking about? Pablo: You said you'd give me twenty if he didn't win... Well, he didn't. Suzzie: Oh no, no, no...You must have misunderstood me. I said I'd give you twenty dollars if he won. Pablo:...Huh? Suzzie: Pay up, good man...You lost the bet. Pablo reaches into his wallet and pulls out a twenty. He then hands it to Suzzie. Suzzie: That's right...In any case, the match is just about ready to start. Pablo: Yeah, the rest of the wrestlers have hit the ring now, and they look pretty pumped up. Dr. Zitzaki hits Faust. Dr. Zitzaki acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Dr. Zitzaki punches Faust. Dr. Zitzaki acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Dr. Zitzaki punches Faust. Dr. Zitzaki acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Faust punches Dr. Zitzaki. Dr. Zitzaki chops Faust. Pablo: Geeez...I don't think I'd call this technically sound wrestling as much as I'd call it "Brawling". Dr. Zitzaki is starting to get more cheers than boos. Dr. Zitzaki gives him a Russian legsweep, but Faust only stares at him. Pablo: That was effective. Dr. Zitzaki hits a back heel kick on Faust. Keith Royal and Dr. Zitzaki try to throw Faust over the top rope. Suzzie: Here comes the double team on Faust, but I think it'll take even more then TWO to get him out. They didn't succeed. Dr. Zitzaki whips Faust into the ropes. Faust misses with a clothesline. Faust misses with a shoulderblock. Faust misses with a clothesline. Dr. Zitzaki misses with a clothesline. Pablo: Are they ever gonna hit each other? This is insanity! Dr. Zitzaki misses with a clothesline. Faust and Dr. Zitzaki get hit with a double clothesline. Faust and Titan whip Dr. Zitzaki into the ropes. They hit Dr. Zitzaki with a double kick to the midsection. Faust and Titan hit Dr. Zitzaki with a double DDT. Suzzie: I guess Zitzaki's getting what was coming to him. Faust runs into the ropes. Candice trips Faust. (Paine and Dr. Zitzaki are going at it.) Paine tries to throw Dr. Zitzaki over the top rope. ** Dr. Zitzaki has been eliminated. Suzzie: Oh, there goes Zitzaki! But I dare say he made quite an impact before his elimination. Pablo: Tch...No he didn't. He sucks. Suzzie: You think EVERYONE sucks, Pablo. Pablo: Well...Yeah. Paine acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. (Paine and Andy Anton are going at it.) Paine gets a sleeperhold on Andy Anton. Andy Anton is writhing in pain. Suzzie: Andy Anton may be knocked out, here! They may be able to just roll him out of the ring. Andy Anton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 37 seconds. Pablo: Forty seconds? That's nothin'. Paine executes a powerslam on Andy Anton. Paine yells at the crowd. Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Paine executes a belly-to-back suplex on Andy Anton. Paine takes Andy Anton down with a gutbuster. Suzzie: Paine is certainly taking a big chunk out of Anton here. Numerous fans are using Paine for target practice. (Mike Torment and Andy Anton are going at it.) Mike Torment goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Andy Anton blocks it. Andy Anton nails Mike Torment with a jumping DDT. Andy Anton hits a flying bulldog on Mike Torment. Andy Anton takes Mike Torment down with the Niagara Driver. Pablo: Anton's getting back into his groove. Perhaps he can eliminate that little snake Torment. Suzzie: Do you ever run out of insults. Pablo: Just tellin' it like it is, babe. Suzzie: I assure you, I'm not your babe. Pablo: I'd be your babe any night... Suzzie: Ok, that's just disgusting. The crowd erupts. Andy Anton hits Mike Torment with the Michinoku Driver. The crowd erupts. Andy Anton barks like a dog. Pablo: I wonder why he does that. The crowd erupts. Mike Torment sits up. Mike Torment is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Andy Anton tries to throw Mike Torment over the top rope. Suzzie: Torment might be gone... He didn't succeed. Suzzie: No! He remains a contender! Andy Anton whips Mike Torment into the ropes, but Mike Torment reverses it. Mike Torment hits Andy Anton with a clothesline. Mike Torment goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Andy Anton blocks it. Andy Anton hits Mike Torment with a Death Valley Driver. The crowd is behind Andy Anton all the way. Andy Anton executes an Asai moonsault on Mike Torment. Suzzie: Torment is just being destroyed here. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mike Torment sits up. Mike Torment is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Andy Anton whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment reverses it. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner. Mike Torment runs into the ropes. Andy Anton hits Mike Torment with a backdrop. Andy Anton hits Mike Torment with a Death Valley Driver. The crowd is giving Andy Anton a standing ovation. Mike Torment sits up. Pablo: I don't know...It doesn't really seem as though Torment is being effected here. Andy Anton uses the Michinoku Driver on Mike Torment. The crowd erupts. Andy Anton nails Mike Torment with a handspring elbow. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Andy Anton whips Mike Torment into the ropes, but Mike Torment reverses it. Andy Anton hits Mike Torment with a kick. Andy Anton nails Mike Torment with a flying bulldog. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Andy Anton. Andy Anton executes the Anton Bomb on Mike Torment. Suzzie: The Anton Bomb! Torment is in a big lot of trouble now! The crowd is going into a frenzy. Andy Anton nails Mike Torment with a low blow. Pablo: There's one. Suzzie: Don't start taking count again, Pablo. Pablo: What? I would NEVER do that. Andy Anton whips Mike Torment into the ropes. Andy Anton hits Mike Torment with a clothesline. Mike Torment sits up. Mike Torment is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Andy Anton punches Mike Torment. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Andy Anton. Andy Anton chops Mike Torment. Andy Anton kicks Mike Torment. The crowd is behind Andy Anton all the way. (Mike Torment and Paine are going at it.) Mike Torment tries to throw Paine over the top rope. Suzzie: Paine may be going out here... ** Paine has been eliminated. Suzzie: and he got him! You've gotta give Torment some credit. After the beating he took, he still manages to eliminate a monster such as Paine. Pablo: Tch...I could do that. Suzzie: No you couldn't. Mike Torment acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. (Mike Torment and Titan are going at it.) (Jason Chadborne and Mike Torment are going at it.) Jason Chadborne hits a kick to the midsection on Mike Torment. (Titan and Jason Chadborne are going at it.) Titan takes Jason Chadborne down with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head. There are lots of chants for Titan. Suzzie: Titans fan masses seem to be growing. Titan hits a kick to the head on Jason Chadborne. Mike Torment comes over and lays out Andy Anton. A fan at ringside badmouths Mike Torment. Mike Torment uses a double-arm DDT on Titan. A fan at ringside badmouths Mike Torment. Pablo: Torment's getting what he deserves. Jason Chadborne nails Titan with a flying senton. Numerous fans are using Jason Chadborne for target practice. Jason Chadborne whips Titan into the ropes. Titan misses with a kick. Jason Chadborne hits Titan with a shoulderblock. Andy Anton comes over, but gets cut off. Jason Chadborne and Mike Torment hit Titan with a double flying axhandle. Suzzie: Oh, that was quite a move! Titan's in trouble here. Andy Anton gets back up and lays out Mike Torment. Andy Anton hits a Death Valley Driver on Jason Chadborne. The crowd is behind Andy Anton all the way. Suzzie: it appears that Anton is the crowd favorite for this match. I would have to agree that he has the best chance now. Titan hits Jason Chadborne with a Northern Lights bomb. The crowd is really behind Titan. Titan tries to throw Jason Chadborne over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Pablo: Good...I, personally, would like to see Chadborne win. He seems the only one with a little bit of brain. Suzzie: Unlike you? Pablo: Yeah...I mean, n... Suzzie: No, no, you said it! (Keith Royal and Faust are going at it.) Keith Royal uses a flying cross body press on Faust. The crowd erupts. Mike Torment and Keith Royal try to throw Faust over the top rope. Suzzie: Like I said, I don't think only two people can take out Faust. They didn't succeed. Keith Royal nails Faust with a jumping side kick. Keith Royal hits Faust with split-legged moonsault. The crowd erupts. (Titan and Mike Torment are going at it.) Titan goes for a flying clothesline, but Mike Torment counters it with a powerslam. Mike Torment is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Mike Torment hits a Samoan Drop on Titan. Mike Torment is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Titan. Pablo: Titan's been receiving quite a bit of punishment here. Suzzie: Not much more than everyone else, Pablo. Mike Torment further incites the crowd. Mike Torment tries to throw Titan over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Pablo: Damn! Get the little bastard outta there, already! Mike Torment places Titan on the turnbuckle. Mike Torment takes Titan down with a belly-to-belly superplex. Mike Torment is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Mike Torment and Faust whip Titan into the ropes. They hit Titan with a double fist to the midsection. Cronyn comes over, but gets cut off. Suzzie: Cronyn finally trying to get into the action. Mike Torment and Faust whip Titan into the ropes. They hit Titan with a double fist to the midsection. Mike Torment gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Titan. Titan breaks the hold after 14 seconds. Titan tries to throw Mike Torment over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Pablo: Man, these two have bean goin' at it for quiet a long while. Titan takes Mike Torment down with a vertical facebuster. Titan takes Mike Torment down with an atomic drop. (Five and Titan are going at it.) Five tries to throw Titan over the top rope. Suzzie: A fresh Five making an attempt to eliminate Titan! He didn't succeed. Suzzie: No! It seems as if EVERYONE is after Titan! Five goes for a back suplex, but Titan counters it with a facerake. Titan catches Five in the torture rack. Five is valiantly trying to break the hold. Five summons one last burst of energy. Five is close to passing out from the pain. Five breaks the hold after 49 seconds. Suzzie: How 'bout fifty seconds Pablo? Pablo: Piece of cake. Suzzie: Riiiggghhhtttt... Five whips Titan into the ropes. Titan hits Five with a clothesline. Titan hits Five with a Big Leg Drop. Titan tries to throw Five over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (Keith Royal and Five are going at it.) Five executes a low blow. Pablo: That's two. Suzzie: You're doing it!! Pablo: What? Suzzie: Counting! Five uses a lariat on Keith Royal. Five executes an elbowdrop on Keith Royal. Five whips Keith Royal into the ropes. Keith Royal misses with a clothesline. Five hits Keith Royal with a clothesline. Keith Royal falls out of the ring. ** Keith Royal has been eliminated. Suzzie: Five eliminate Keith Royal with a clothesline! The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Pablo: The crowd doesn't seem to like that very much. (Five and Faust are going at it.) Five gives him a sidewalk slam, but Faust doesn't budge. (Faust and Titan are going at it.) Faust goes for a series of forearm smashes, but Titan ducks out of the way. Titan tries to throw Faust over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Titan tries to throw Faust over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Suzzie: Is there anything anyone can do against this guy? Titan whips Faust into the ropes. Titan takes Faust down with a kick to the head. The crowd is behind Titan all the way. Titan locks Faust in the Texas Cloverleaf. Faust is valiantly trying to break the hold. Faust reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Titan tries to throw Faust over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Titan nails Faust with a kick to the head. Titan catches Faust in a dragon sleeper. Faust reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. (Five and Cronyn are going at it.) Five executes a kick to the midsection on Cronyn. Five goes for a piledriver, but Cronyn blocks it. Cronyn gives the sign for the Death Valley Smackdown. Cronyn executes the Death Valley Smackdown on Five. Pablo: There it is! There it is! There it is! There it... Suzzie: Would you stop that, child? Pablo: Child? Suzzie: Yeah. Pablo: I resent that... The cheers for Cronyn are drowning out the boos. (Faust and Mike Torment are going at it.) Faust runs into the ropes. Mike Torment misses with a clothesline. Faust hits Mike Torment with an elbow. Faust runs into the ropes. Faust misses with a clothesline. Faust executes a Vader attack on Mike Torment. (Five and Cronyn are going at it.) Five executes a low blow on Cronyn. Pablo: Three. Suzzie ( Sighs )- It's hopeless... Five uses a backbreaker on Cronyn. Five doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Five uses an elbowdrop on Cronyn. Five executes a gutwrench suplex on Cronyn. The crowd is wildly cheering Five with only a few scattered boos audible. (Jason Chadborne and Andy Anton are going at it.) Suzzie: The "favorites" are going at it now... Jason Chadborne puts Andy Anton in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Andy Anton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jason Chadborne uses a flying cross body press on Andy Anton. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Jason Chadborne goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Andy Anton counters it with a side suplex. Andy Anton tries to throw Jason Chadborne over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Pablo: Haha! Andy Anton tries to throw Jason Chadborne over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Pablo: Haha! Andy Anton tries to throw Jason Chadborne over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Pablo: Haha! Suzzie: Would you please stop laughing? It's not really all that funny. Pablo: Yeah it is...Ha... (Faust and Andy Anton are going at it.) Faust executes a big boot on Andy Anton. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Faust tries to throw Andy Anton over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Faust nails Andy Anton with a crucifix power bomb. Faust executes a spinebuster bomb on Andy Anton. Faust executes the Purgatory on Andy Anton. Suzzie: Purgatory, will we see some "Specialty moves" succeed now? Faust goes for a backdrop driver, but Andy Anton counters it with a facerake. (Jason Chadborne and Mike Torment are going at it.) Jason Chadborne executes a DDT on Mike Torment. Faust and Jason Chadborne try to throw Mike Torment over the top rope. They didn't succeed. Pablo: Wow...I even I'm impressed he didn't get thrown out there. Jason Chadborne hits Mike Torment with a jawbreaker. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mike Torment. (Andy Anton and Mike Torment are going at it.) Andy Anton hits the Niagara Driver on Mike Torment. The crowd is behind Andy Anton all the way. Mike Torment sits up. Andy Anton hits Mike Torment with a backspin DDT. Mike Torment sits up. Suzzie: Torment taking a beating again. Numerous fans are using Mike Torment for target practice. Andy Anton whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle. Andy Anton runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mike Torment moves out of the way. Mike Torment takes Andy Anton down with a jack-knife power bomb. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Pablo: The fans must really like Torment... (Titan and Andy Anton are going at it.) Titan whips Andy Anton into the ropes, but Andy Anton reverses it. Titan hits Andy Anton with a kick. (Jason Chadborne and Faust are going at it.) Jason Chadborne uses a dropkick to the knee on Faust. Jason Chadborne chops Faust. The boos are resurfacing again. Faust punches Jason Chadborne. The crowd is wildly cheering Faust with only a few scattered boos audible. Faust kicks Jason Chadborne. Suzzie: It's a brawl again! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Faust hits Jason Chadborne. Faust doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Jason Chadborne hits Faust. Jason Chadborne chops Faust. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Chadborne hits a Russian legsweep on Faust. Pablo: Geez, finally a REAL maneuver. (Faust and Five are going at it.) Faust hits the Doctor Bomb on Five. Faust doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. (Cronyn and Jason Chadborne are going at it.) Kate "Sascha" Elliot tries to interfere, but Fuji Ottacho prevents her from doing so. Cronyn runs into the ropes. Jason Chadborne hits an enzuigiri on Cronyn. Jason Chadborne goes for a figure-four leglock, but Cronyn kicks him off. Faust places Jason Chadborne on the turnbuckle. Faust uses a top-rope spinebuster on Jason Chadborne. The boos are resurfacing again. Cronyn uses a flying bulldog on Jason Chadborne. Suzzie: Flying Bulldog? In any case, Chadborne took several tough maneuvers there. Cronyn goes for a dragon suplex, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a go-behind. Jason Chadborne hits a bridging back suplex on Cronyn. Jason Chadborne whips Cronyn into the turnbuckle, but Cronyn reverses it. Cronyn chops Jason Chadborne. The cheers for Cronyn are drowning out the boos. Cronyn hits Jason Chadborne. Cronyn doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Cronyn hits Jason Chadborne. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Cronyn tries to throw Jason Chadborne over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Cronyn whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes, but Jason Chadborne reverses it. Cronyn hits Jason Chadborne with a clothesline. Jason Chadborne falls out of the ring. Jason Chadborne didn't go over the top. Suzzie: Remember folks, Chadborne has to go OVER the top to actually be eliminated. Cronyn goes for a bulldog, but Jason Chadborne blocks it. Jason Chadborne and Andy Anton whip Cronyn into the ropes. They attempt to hit Cronyn with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Cronyn doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Cronyn executes a low blow on Jason Chadborne. Pablo: four times. (Andy Anton and Mike Torment are going at it.) Andy Anton goes for a cradle suplex, but Mike Torment counters it with a figure-four leglock. Andy Anton is struggling to reach the ropes. Mike Torment lets go after 15 seconds. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Andy Anton. Mike Torment places Andy Anton on the turnbuckle. Mike Torment uses a belly-to-back superplex on Andy Anton. Numerous fans are using Mike Torment for target practice. Mike Torment tries to throw Andy Anton over the top rope. ** Andy Anton has been eliminated. Suzzie: And Mike Torment eliminates Andy Anton! I guess my prediction was wrong. Pablo: What a surprise? Suzzie: Well yeah, I can admit when I'm wrong... Unlike SOME people I know. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. (Mike Torment and Five are going at it.) Mike Torment hits Five with a dropkick to the knee. Mike Torment gets a figure-four leglock on Five. Five reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. (Jason Chadborne and Cronyn are going at it.) Jason Chadborne executes an enzuigiri on Cronyn. Jason Chadborne goes for a Boston crab, but Cronyn blocks it. Jason Chadborne begs off. Pablo: That-a-way to do 'em Chadborne! Cronyn runs into the ropes. Jason Chadborne hits Cronyn with a kick to the midsection. Jason Chadborne goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Cronyn counters it with a side suplex. Cronyn and Mike Torment whip Jason Chadborne into the ropes. They hit Jason Chadborne with a double kick to the midsection. Cronyn and Mike Torment whip Jason Chadborne into the ropes. They hit Jason Chadborne with a double backdrop. Faust comes over, but gets cut off. Cronyn and Mike Torment whip Jason Chadborne into the ropes. They hit Jason Chadborne with a double backdrop. Faust gets back up and lays out Mike Torment. Jason Chadborne and Faust hit Cronyn with a double low blow. Pablo: Oh my! That's six! Jason Chadborne hits Cronyn with a low blow. Pablo: and the seventh, at that! (Mike Torment and Faust are going at it.) Mike Torment gives him a superkick, but Faust doesn't even care. (Five and Jason Chadborne are going at it.) Cronyn comes over and lays out Mike Torment. Jason Chadborne goes for a jumping side kick, but Five ducks out of the way. Five goes for a punch, but Jason Chadborne blocks it. Jason Chadborne gives the sign for the Paradigm Shift. Jason Chadborne executes the Paradigm Shift on Five. Suzzie: ANOTHER specialty move here...But those haven't proven very useful in this match-up. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Jason Chadborne whips Five into the ropes. Five hits Jason Chadborne with a kick. (Faust and Five are going at it.) Faust tries to throw Five over the top rope. Pablo: Get him outta here, already! ** Five has been eliminated. Pablo: RIGHTO! The boos are resurfacing again. (Faust and Titan are going at it.) (Jason Chadborne and Faust are going at it.) Cronyn and Jason Chadborne try to throw Faust over the top rope. ** Faust has been eliminated. Suzzie: Well, it took two, but Faust has FINALLY been eliminated. Nevertheless, he put up a hell of a fight! Pablo: Would you shut up, already? Jason Chadborne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. (Jason Chadborne and Cronyn are going at it.) Jason Chadborne and Titan whip Cronyn into the ropes. They hit Cronyn with a double clothesline. Jason Chadborne and Titan whip Cronyn into the ropes. They hit Cronyn with a double kick to the midsection. Jason Chadborne tries to throw Cronyn over the top rope. ** Cronyn has been eliminated. Suzzie: WOW! That’s been three eliminations in a matter of a few minutes... It seems as though everyone is starting to get tired. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. (Jason Chadborne and Mike Torment are going at it.) Jason Chadborne takes Mike Torment down with a jumping side kick. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Mike Torment sits up. The boos are resurfacing again. Jason Chadborne hits Mike Torment with an enzuigiri. Titan and Jason Chadborne try to throw Mike Torment over the top rope. They didn't succeed. (Titan and Jason Chadborne are going at it.) Titan hits Jason Chadborne with a backbreaker. Titan hits Jason Chadborne with a flying clothesline. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Suzzie: The crowd is behind Titan here, I’d have to say he has the advantage. Pablo: That’s what you said about Anton, look what happened to him. Suzzie: I know perfectly well what happened to Anton. Titan executes the Cross Arm Killer on Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne is struggling to reach the ropes. Jason Chadborne is writhing in pain. Jason Chadborne summons one last burst of energy. Jason Chadborne is barely hanging in there. Jason Chadborne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 54 seconds. (Titan and Jason Chadborne are going at it.) Titan nails Jason Chadborne with a vertical facebuster. The crowd erupts. Jason Chadborne begs off. Titan goes for the torture rack, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a facerake. Jason Chadborne runs into the ropes. Jason Chadborne goes for knee clip, but Titan side-steps and Jason Chadborne only hits air. Jason Chadborne begs off. Pablo: Chadborne knows how to fight...I’d say HE has the advantage here. Titan hits a vertical facebuster on Jason Chadborne. Titan hits an atomic drop on Jason Chadborne. Titan kicks Jason Chadborne. Titan kicks Jason Chadborne. The chants for Titan are deafening. Jason Chadborne hits Titan. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. (Jason Chadborne and Titan are going at it.) Jason Chadborne whips Titan into the ropes, but Titan reverses it. Jason Chadborne uses a swinging neckbreaker on Titan. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Jason Chadborne executes the Paradigm Shift on Titan. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Mike Torment and Jason Chadborne try to throw Titan over the top rope. They didn't succeed. Jason Chadborne hits Titan with a swinging neckbreaker. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Jason Chadborne executes the Paradigm Shift on Titan. Pablo: What is that? The SECOND time Titan has received that move? Suzzie: I don’t know, but the truth remains, every guy in the ring has taken quite a beating and you’ve gotta wonder if they can withstand any more. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Jason Chadborne takes Titan down with a Russian legsweep. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Jason Chadborne hits Titan with a dropkick to the knee. Jason Chadborne hits Titan with an elbowdrop. (Titan and Mike Torment are going at it.) Titan tries to throw Mike Torment over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (Mike Torment and Titan are going at it.) Mike Torment uses a kneebreaker on Titan. (Jason Chadborne and Titan are going at it.) Suzzie: Titan being double teamed! Mike Torment and Jason Chadborne try to throw Titan over the top rope. ** Titan has been eliminated ** Suzzie: And there he goes! Titan putting up one HELL of a fight here, but the Torment and Chadborne got the best of him! Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. (Jason Chadborne and Mike Torment are going at it.) Suzzie: there are ONLY two men left in the ring. Which one can outlast the pain? Pablo: Paine? He’s already been eliminated. Suzzie: No. Not Paine...PAIN! As in, you broke my arm pain. Pablo: Oh...Well aren’t they basically the same thing? Suzzie ( Sighs ): Nevermind you. Jason Chadborne runs into the ropes. Mike Torment hits Jason Chadborne with a kick. Mike Torment whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes. Heather pulls down the top rope. Jason Chadborne didn't go over the top. Pablo: Chadborne almost went right over there! And look how cheap Torment is! DAMN HIM! Mike Torment hits Jason Chadborne with a backdrop. Mike Torment places Jason Chadborne on the turnbuckle. Mike Torment nails Jason Chadborne with a belly-to-belly superplex. Mike Torment doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Jason Chadborne takes Mike Torment down with a DDT. Jason Chadborne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. Mike Torment sits up. Suzzie: How can Torment STILL be healthy here? He seems as though he isn’t even hurt! Mike Torment doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Jason Chadborne goes for a knifehand chop, but Mike Torment blocks it. Jason Chadborne executes a knee to the groin. The boos are resurfacing again. Jason Chadborne executes a jumping side kick on Mike Torment. Jason Chadborne whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment reverses it. Mike Torment tries to throw Jason Chadborne over the top rope. Suzzie: Torment trying to win this one... He didn't succeed. Pablo: Whew! He didn’t get him! I was gettin’ worried there. Mike Torment locks Jason Chadborne in the Canadian backbreaker. Jason Chadborne tries to fight the pain. Jason Chadborne breaks the hold after 19 seconds. Jason Chadborne whips Mike Torment into the ropes. Mike Torment nails Jason Chadborne with an Asai leg lariat. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Jason Chadborne. Suzzie: The Apocalypse! Chadborne may not even get up from that one! The boos are resurfacing again. Mike Torment uses a Soviet suplex on Jason Chadborne. Pablo: I guess Torment isn’t finished yet, eh? Suzzie: That could prove to be a fatal mistake, though. Mike Torment goes for a backbreaker, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a facerake. Jason Chadborne chops Mike Torment. The boos are resurfacing again. Mike Torment punches Jason Chadborne. The boos are resurfacing again. Mike Torment kicks Jason Chadborne. Mike Torment doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mike Torment goes for a fisherman suplex, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a small package. Jason Chadborne tries to throw Mike Torment over the top rope. Suzzie: CHADBORNE GOING FOR THE WIN! He didn't succeed. Pablo: Awwww! DAMN! Jason Chadborne nails Mike Torment with knee clip. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is wildly cheering Mike Torment with only a few scattered boos audible. Suzzie: The crowd, surprisingly, cheering Torment after being at him the entire match. Jason Chadborne whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment reverses it. Mike Torment charges into the corner, but Jason Chadborne lifts his leg. Jason Chadborne takes Mike Torment down with a knee pull-up. Jason Chadborne hits an elbowdrop on Mike Torment. Pablo: He dropped the elbow! Jason Chadborne tries to throw Mike Torment over the top rope. Pablo: Come onnnnnnn Chadborne! ** Mike Torment has been eliminated. Pablo: Right! The boos are resurfacing again. The winner is Jason Chadborne. Time of match: 0:27:55 Suzzie: Wow! What an exciting way to start off the first PPV of the new Millennium! Chadborne works his way up to become the number 1 contender for the Extreme Championship, and we’ll find out who he faces later on tonight after Chris Lupsa faces the champion Curtis Jamison. Pablo: Doesn’t matter who wins...Chadborne’ll win it. Suzzie: Well, I’d to say that Jamison has held the title for quite a while now... Pablo: Yeah, well...Whatever! Suzzie: In any case, we’re outta here folks! We’re kickin’ it on over to you, guys! Davis: We're back, and we've got a great match coming up next - a three-way dance for the SFWL Cruiserweight championship! Barret McDougal will put the strap on the line against Rob Justice and Extreme Machine! Briggs: And Extreme Machine could be practically ANYONE. We've seen at least four wrestlers don the costume over the past few months - that could be Peter Pan Guy getting a Cruiserweight title shot tonight! The lights go out. "Freak on a Leash" plays. Briggs: I knew I shouldn't have said anything. [The fans jump to their feet and immediately boo as a green spotlight opens up on the entrance ramp. Out walks Extreme Machine, in his royal green suit. He stands in the middle of the spotlight, hands on his hips. He brings his right hand up over his eyes and looks over the sea of people booing him. Extreme Machine points down at the ring towards Barret and Justice. The music fades out and the lights come back on. Extreme Machine stands there, hands still on his hips.] The lights go back out. "Freak on a Leash" plays again. Davis: What's going on now!? [The green spotlight once again appears on Extreme Machine.] Out walks another Extreme Machine, dressed in a red suit. Behind him walks another, wearing a blue suit. Behind him walks another, wearing a brown suit. Behind him walks another, wearing a black suit. Behind him walks another, wearing a dark blue suit. Behind him walks another, wearing a white suit. Briggs: What the hell is THIS? I mean, it's good that the Bushwhackers have found work, but come ON! This is an insult ot the proud lineage of the Cruiserweight title! Davis: THERE'S a phrase we've all heard a lot lately. Briggs: And I sincerely hope Brian Adams isn't watching right now - he was just getting over the trauma from when HE had to go through this! The new Extreme Machines file up beside the original Extreme Machine. The lights come back on and the music fades out again. The original Extreme Machine pulls out a mic. EM: Fear not fans, the heros have arrived! Confused, don't be. You see, where there's a bad guy, there's an Extreme Machine. Where there's evil being conducted, we're there to put a stop to it. You see, there's a little Extreme Machine in all of us. You think this is it? You think we're the only Extreme Machines? Afraid not! But allow me to reveal who your opponent for tonight is, Barret McDougal and Rob Justice. Allow me to introduce to you the man who will put a stop to your evil doings... One by one, the Extreme Machines takes off their masks. One reveals to be Peter Pan Guy, with a big grin across his face. Another one is Homicide, an old friend. Another one is Evan Scarlett, making an appearance. Beside him is none other than his brother, Kyle, making an appearance. Another one takes off their mask, and its James Davis. The last one on the side reveals himself to be Tim Johnston. EM: No, no, these are not your opponents. You want to know who your opponent is? You DESERVE to know who your opponent is. The Extreme Machine in the middle drops his mic. A drumroll is heard over the P.A. system. Extreme Machine slowly takes off his mask. He stops and plays the crowd. Extreme Machine finishes taking off his mask, but has it over his face. He pulls it off. Its none other than "Suicide" Steve Fella. Steve Fella: Its ME Barret, it was MEEE all along! Briggs: It's Fella! Steve Fella is apparently getting a Cruiserweight title shot AND a World title shot in the same night! Steve Fella starts to laugh. Steve Fella: Hold on... Steve Fella pulls out a wad of money from his trunks. He walks over to the Scarletts and pays them. He walks over to the Storms of Seattle and pays them. He walks over to Peter Pan Guy. Peter Pan Guy laughs as he holds out his hand. Steve Fella pushes PPG to the ground. Steve Fella laughs. Davis: Now that's just low. Steve Fella: I know all the fans here want to see me fight in this match... The fans boo. Steve Fella: And I know you two want to fight me in this match! Rob Justice and Barret McDougal both nod. Steve Fella: But sorry to say, I lied! I'm not the Extreme Machine who's been tormenting you two these past weeks, I'm not the Extreme Machine who ran over Kevin Cash. You see, that Extreme Machine...is HIM! Steve Fella points at the entrance curtains. The lights go out. "Freak on a Leash" plays again. The green spotlight once again shines on the entrance ramp. Out walks another Extreme Machine, in a royal green suit. Briggs: It's Mo. It HAS to be Mo. Davis: Actually, it was SUPPOSED to be Canadian indy legend The Angel of Death, but it turned out they couldn't sign him in time. So they put Al Perez in the suit for tonight, and it'll eventually be "revealed" that Ric Flair was behind the whole thing. He raises both arms in the air. He walks over to Steve Fella. The lights come back on and the music fades out again. Steve Fella: Here he is guys, the man you'll fight tonight. The man that will take the Cruiserweight Title home to our stable... Steve Fella walks behind Extreme Machine, gripping his mask. He pauses. Steve Fella: You ready?!? Steve Fella yanks the mask off. Its none other than REI! Steve Fella: Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you your next Cruiserweight Champion, REI! Rei and Steve Fella high five. Rei runs down to the ring. Davis: Rei?! Well, I can honestly say I never saw THIS coming! Rei is the third competitor in the Cruiserweight title match! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-triangle match scheduled for one fall. It is for the SFWL Cruiserweight Title. Introducing first... Weighing in at 199 pounds... Extreme Machine His opponent... From Little Rock, Arkansas... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Rob Justice Their opponent... Led to the ring by Jackie... From Sawyer, Michigan... Weighing in at 225 pounds... The SFWL Cruiserweight Champion... Barret McDougal They lock up. Extreme Machine goes for a high kick, but Barret McDougal counters it with a legsweep. Briggs: Extreme Machine goes right after the champ, but he doesn't meet with much success. Barret McDougal whips Extreme Machine into the ropes. Barret McDougal misses with an elbow. Extreme Machine misses with an elbow. Extreme Machine hits Barret McDougal with a kick. Extreme Machine uses a ropeflip moonsault on Barret McDougal. Davis: Ropeflip moonsault by Rei! He hooks the leg... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Extreme Machine leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Briggs: Rei bringing a steel chair into the ring... Extreme Machine takes the chair. Extreme Machine hits a moonsault with the chair on Barret McDougal. Davis: The Chairsault! That move's been a Rei trademark since he first arrived in the SFWL. Briggs: He hooks the leg... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And nearly gets the fall! Extreme Machine goes for a flying dropkick, but Barret McDougal ducks out of the way. Barret McDougal nails Extreme Machine with the Springboard DDT. Briggs: Barret drops him with the springboard DDT! He covers... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And gets a two-count of his own! Barret McDougal executes a kick to the groin on Extreme Machine. Barret McDougal goes for the Breaking Point, but Extreme Machine counters it with a power bomb. Briggs: Barret went for the Breaking Point WAY too early! Rei keeps him folded for the cover... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Davis: Two and a half! Barret can't afford to make another mistake like that! Barret McDougal nails Extreme Machine with the Diamond Cutter. Briggs: Diamond Cutter! He covers... Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Davis: But he only gets one! Barret McDougal tags out to Rob Justice. Briggs: Rob Justice brought into this match for the first time. Rob Justice catches Extreme Machine in a figure-four leglock. Extreme Machine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rob Justice whips Extreme Machine into the ropes. Rob Justice goes for an abdominal stretch, but Extreme Machine counters it with an elbowsmash. Davis: Rob Justice trying to keep Rei grounded, but he's too quick for him! Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Extreme Machine whips Rob Justice into the ropes. Rob Justice misses with an elbow. Rob Justice hits Extreme Machine with a kick. Rob Justice nails Extreme Machine with a splash. Briggs: Justice with a splash! He stays on him for the cover... Bob Leardi counts: One, shoulder up. Davis: One-count only! Rob Justice goes for an abdominal stretch, but Extreme Machine reverses it. Rob Justice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Extreme Machine goes for a flying sunset flip, but Rob Justice counters it with a choke lift. Briggs: Justice blatantly choking Extreme Machine! Extreme Machine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Rob Justice misses with a shoulderblock. Rob Justice hits Extreme Machine with a clothesline. Rob Justice whips Extreme Machine into the ropes. Rob Justice misses with a clothesline. Rob Justice goes for a clothesline, but Extreme Machine counters it with a crucifix. Davis: Counter by Extreme Machine! Justice's shoulders are down... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: A near-fall that time! Extreme Machine takes Rob Justice down with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head. The chants for Extreme Machine are deafening. Extreme Machine goes for a superkick, but Rob Justice ducks out of the way. Davis: Justice saw that one coming! Rob Justice leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Briggs: This time it's Rob Justice bringing a chair into the ring... Rob Justice sets up the chair. Rob Justice goes for a Samoan Drop, but Extreme Machine counters it with an elbowsmash. Davis: But he's unable to use it! Extreme Machine whips Rob Justice into the ropes, but Rob Justice reverses it. Extreme Machine nails Rob Justice with a handspring into a frankensteiner. Extreme Machine takes Rob Justice down with springboard moonsault. Briggs: Extreme Machine taking charge! He hooks the leg... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And he gets two! Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Extreme Machine tags out to Barret McDougal. Briggs: Extreme Machine makes the tag! Barret McDougal uses the Springboard DDT on Rob Justice. Davis: Barret makes an immediate impact, entering the ring with a springboard DDT! He covers... Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Briggs: But only gets one! Barret McDougal nails Rob Justice with the Ultimate End. Davis: The Ultimate End! Spinning spinebuster, and right in the center of the ring! He covers... The crowd is really behind Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: Justice able to kick out! Barret McDougal goes for an inverted DDT, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice whips Barret McDougal into the ropes. Rob Justice misses with an elbow. Barret McDougal nails Rob Justice with a backspin DDT. There are lots of chants for Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal hits Rob Justice with a series of punches to the stomach. Davis: Barret McDougal just raining punches down on Rob Justice! Barret McDougal locks Rob Justice in an elbow submission. Briggs: The Barely Legal! In the week and a half Barry Darsow had some semblance of a push, that move was unbreakable! Barret McDougal lets go after 13 seconds. Briggs: But all good things come to an end, I guess. Barret McDougal tags out to Extreme Machine. Davis: McDougal makes the tag to Rei! Extreme Machine uses a shooting star press on Rob Justice. The crowd erupts. Extreme Machine leaves the ring. Briggs: Rei bringing that chair back in! He returns with a chair. Extreme Machine runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Extreme Machine uses a senton on Rob Justice. Davis: Springboard senton! He covers... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: And nearly gets the pinfall! Extreme Machine whips Rob Justice into the ropes. Extreme Machine misses with a clothesline. Rob Justice goes for a clothesline, but Extreme Machine counters it with a crucifix. Davis: Extreme Machine once again reverses the clothesline! Briggs: Up next, watch Rob Justice try to powerbomb Kidman! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: A close two-count for Extreme Machine! Extreme Machine tags out to Barret McDougal. Briggs: But he makes the tag instead of trying to follow up! Barret McDougal goes for a Cradle DDT, but Rob Justice counters it with an elbowsmash. Rob Justice nails Barret McDougal with a power bomb. Davis: Folding powerbomb! Bob Leardi is in position... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: Barret McDougal JUST able to kick out there! Rob Justice throws Barret McDougal out of the ring. Davis: Justice sends Barret to the floor... Rob Justice goes for a springboard corkscrew plancha, but Barret McDougal moves out of the way. Briggs: But he missed the plancha! Barret landed right on the exposed concrete! Barret McDougal goes for a DDT, but Rob Justice counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Rob Justice goes for a fireman's carry, but Barret McDougal counters it with a choke sleeper. Barret McDougal knocks Rob Justice into the ringpost. Barret McDougal has the crowd going wild. Barret McDougal hits a Frankensteiner on Rob Justice. They're brawling inside the ring area. Barret McDougal executes a Frankensteiner on Rob Justice. Davis: Two consecutive Frankensteiners by the Cruiserweight champ! Barret McDougal whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. Rob Justice is busted wide open. Barret McDougal is handed cookie sheet. Briggs: Wonderful. FIRST fifty damn Extreme Machines show up, THEN Barret breaks out the cookie sheet! All we need now is for Gillberg and Madusa to show up, and OUR Cruiserweight title will be on par with the Big Two's. Barret McDougal hits him with the sheet. The crowd is going crazy. Barret McDougal whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. Barret McDougal hits Rob Justice with a kick to the groin. Barret McDougal knocks Rob Justice into the ringsteps. Barret McDougal sets up a table. Barret McDougal knocks Rob Justice into the ringsteps. Barret McDougal knocks Rob Justice into the ringpost. Davis: McDougal throwing Rob Justice into everything he can find! Barret McDougal hits a jumping DDT on Rob Justice. Barret McDougal hits a low blow on Rob Justice. Barret McDougal throws Rob Justice back into the ring. Briggs: McDougal looking to end this... Barret McDougal brings the the sheet into the ring. Briggs: But THAT'S not going to help him! Rob Justice nails Barret McDougal with a power bomb. Briggs: Ha! He was so concerned with getting his cookie sheet, he let himself get planted! Justice covers... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Davis: Rob Justice a half-second away from winning the Cruiserweight title right there! Rob Justice complains about a slow count. Rob Justice executes a Samoan Drop on Barret McDougal. Rob Justice throws Barret McDougal out of the ring. Rob Justice goes through the ropes. Briggs: Justice takes the match back to the outside! Rob Justice is handed cookie sheet. Briggs: And I refuse to acknowledge any more of this match until he puts the cookie sheet down. Rob Justice hits him with the sheet. Rob Justice has the crowd going wild. Barret McDougal is busted wide open. Briggs: HOW did Freebird manage to draw blood with a cookie sheet!? He must have opened up a previous cut or something! Rob Justice whips Barret McDougal into the guardrail. Rob Justice hits Barret McDougal with a bulldog. Rob Justice is handed a baseball bat. Briggs: THERE we go. Rob Justice takes a swing at Barret McDougal with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Barret McDougal snatches the baseball bat from him. Barret McDougal hits him with the baseball bat. Davis: Freebird laid out with his own bat! Barret McDougal has the crowd going wild. Barret McDougal goes for a DDT, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice hits him with a baseball bat. Briggs: Justice delivers a shot of his own! Rob Justice whips Barret McDougal into the guardrail. Rob Justice goes for a fireman's carry, but Barret McDougal counters it with a choke sleeper. Barret McDougal hits Rob Justice with a flying lariat. Barret McDougal whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. Barret McDougal hits Rob Justice with a Frankensteiner. Barret McDougal knocks Rob Justice into the ringsteps. Davis: Barret McDougal back in control! Barret McDougal has the crowd going wild. They're brawling inside the ring area. Barret McDougal executes a backspin DDT on Rob Justice. Barret McDougal sets up Rob Justice on the table. Briggs: He's got Justice set up! Davis: McDougal climbing up onto the ring apron... Barret McDougal executes a flying bulldog through the table. The table is broken in half. Davis: And he puts Justice clean through it with a flying bulldog! The crowd is going crazy. Barret McDougal takes Rob Justice down with an Asai moonsault. Briggs: And he follows it up with the Asai moonsault! Barret McDougal takes Rob Justice down with the Diamond Cutter. They're brawling inside the ring area. Barret McDougal nails Rob Justice with a DDT. Barret McDougal whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. Barret McDougal knocks Rob Justice into the ringsteps. Barret McDougal reenters the ring. Rob Justice follows him back in. Davis: Both men back in the ring now. Barret McDougal tags out to Extreme Machine. Briggs: Barret looking to rest up now. He's taking full advantage of the elimination rule, letting Extreme Machine and Freebird go at it while he catches his breath. Extreme Machine runs into the ropes. Extreme Machine hits Rob Justice with a shoulderblock. Extreme Machine whips Rob Justice into the ropes. Extreme Machine hits Rob Justice with an elbow. Extreme Machine hits a slingshot somersault splash on Rob Justice. Davis: What a maneuver by Extreme Machine! Rob Justice executes a low blow. Briggs: Rob's response is a little less impressive, but a LOT more effective! Inside cradle... The chants for Rob Justice are deafening. He goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. Extreme Machine has been eliminated. Davis: And Rei has been eliminated! It's down to Rob Justice and the Cruiserweight champion Barret McDougal now! The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rob Justice. The winner is Rob Justice. Time of match: 0:11:49 Briggs: Barret didn't get much of a rest there - Rei was eliminated less than thirty seconds after being tagged in! They lock up. Barret McDougal executes a series of punches to the stomach on Rob Justice. Barret McDougal whips Rob Justice into the ropes. Barret McDougal executes a jumping DDT on Rob Justice. Davis: Implant DDT! That put a LOT of stress on Justice's neck! Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Barret McDougal puts Rob Justice in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Briggs: So, of course, Barret goes after the leg. It only makes sense. Rob Justice is struggling to reach the ropes. Rob Justice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Davis: Justice able to force the break, but he's clearly favoring that right leg! Barret McDougal is bleeding like a faucet. Barret McDougal whips Rob Justice into the turnbuckle. Barret McDougal runs shoulder-first into the corner. Briggs: McDougal driving his shoulder into the chest of Rob Justice! Barret McDougal goes for an inverted DDT, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice executes a piledriver on Barret McDougal. The crowd is behind Rob Justice all the way. Rob Justice executes a clothesline on Barret McDougal. Rob Justice hits Barret McDougal with a Samoan Drop. Davis: Justice mounting a comeback! Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Barret McDougal goes for a jumping DDT, but Rob Justice counters it with a small package. Briggs: Justice rolls him up! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: Two-count only! Rob Justice whips Barret McDougal into the ropes, but Barret McDougalreverses it. Rob Justice executes a clothesline on Barret McDougal. Rob Justice leaves the ring. He returns with a fire extinguisher. Briggs: Rob Justice bringing a fire extinguisher into the ring! Rob Justice hits him with the fire extinguisher. Davis: And he nails McDougal with it! Barret is out on his feet! The crowd is behind Rob Justice all the way. Rob Justice takes Barret McDougal down with a power bomb. Briggs: Man, Rob could teach certain OTHER people who have been known by the name "Justice" a thing or two about the powerbomb! He covers... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: But Barret kicks out a split-second before Bob Leardi counts the three! Rob Justice complains about a slow count. Barret McDougal uses an armdrag takedown on Rob Justice. Barret McDougal hits Rob Justice with a series of punches to the stomach. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal whips Rob Justice into the ropes. Rob Justice executes a clothesline on Barret McDougal. Rob Justice leaves the ring. Briggs: Justice looking for some more plundah! He returns with a chair. Davis: And he finds a steel chair! Rob Justice sets up the chair. Rob Justice takes Barret McDougal down with a belly-to-belly suplex onto the chair. Briggs: Belly-to-belly onto the chair! That had to do some serious damage! The chants for Rob Justice are deafening. Rob Justice catches Barret McDougal in an abdominal stretch. Barret McDougal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Davis: Justice headed up top... Rob Justice hits Barret McDougal with a flying sunset flip. Briggs: Flying sunset flip! Bob Leardi starts the count... Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Davis: Didn't even get two that time! Rob Justice executes a power bomb on Barret McDougal. Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Rob Justice hits him with a fire extinguisher. Rob Justice executes a flying headbutt on Barret McDougal. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: Rob Justice with a series of near-falls, but Barret McDougal just won't stay down! Rob Justice hits him with a fire extinguisher. Rob Justice attempts to place Barret McDougal on the turnbuckle, but Barret McDougal blocks it. Rob Justice hits him with a fire extinguisher. Davis: Rob Justice just pounding on McDougal with that fire extinguisher! Rob Justice hits a piledriver on Barret McDougal. Rob Justice catches Barret McDougal in a scorpion deathlock. Barret McDougal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rob Justice hits Barret McDougal with a belly-to-belly suplex. Briggs: Belly-to-belly suplex by Justice! Lateral press... Rob Justice is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jackie puts Barret McDougal's foot on the rope. Davis: But Jackie breaks up the count! Rob Justice executes a power bomb on Barret McDougal. Briggs: Justice with a powerbomb into another pinfall attempt! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Jackie puts Barret McDougal's foot on the rope. Davis: But, once again, Jackie makes the save! Rob Justice gets a Boston crab on Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal is valiantly trying to break the hold. Barret McDougal breaks the hold after 6 seconds. Barret McDougal executes a DDT on Rob Justice. Briggs: Massive DDT by the champ! The crowd is behind Barret McDougal all the way. Barret McDougal executes the Breaking Point on Rob Justice. Davis: And he hits the Breaking Point! Takes him down with a Frankensteiner, then just starts punching! Rob Justice is struggling to reach the ropes. Rob Justice tries to escape the hold. Rob Justice is barely hanging in there. Briggs: Justice is fighting it! He's almost within reach of the ropes! Bob Leardi tells Rob Justice to respond or he'll stop the fight. Rob Justice nods. Rob Justice tries to escape the hold. Rob Justice may have passed out. Bob Leardi asks Rob Justice if he's had enough. Rob Justice shakes his head. Davis: Justice wants to keep going! He's not giving up yet! Bob Leardi asks Rob Justice if he should stop the fight. Rob Justice shakes his head. Bob Leardi checks Rob Justice's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Rob Justice fights his way out of the hold after 50 seconds. Davis: And he fights his way loose! Rob Justice sustained nearly a solid minute worth of punches! Briggs: It was like watching a Barbarian match in fast-forward! Rob Justice chops Barret McDougal. The crowd erupts. Rob Justice chops Barret McDougal. Rob Justice executes a power bomb on Barret McDougal. Briggs: Running powerbomb by the man once known as Freebird! He hooks Barret's legs for the cover... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. Barret McDougal has been eliminated. The crowd is giving Rob Justice a standing ovation. The winner is Rob Justice. Time of match: 0:17:34 Davis: And he gets three! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a NEW SFWL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION...Rob Justice! Another Extreme Machine comes out from under the ring, with a Singapore Cane in his hand. Briggs: It doesn't look like he's going to get a chance to celebrate, though - ANOTHER Extreme Machine has hit the ring! He slides in and blasts Rob Justice with the Singapore Cane. Rei runs to the ring, joins the Extreme Machine already inside, and they begin to stomp on Justice. Steve Fella runs down to the ring, Singapore Cane with him. Steve Fella slides into the ring. He whips Extreme Machine around. They stand nose to nose. Davis: Steve Fella confronting this newest Extreme Machine! Finally, they embrace. Extreme Machine rips off his mask. It's The Brahmin. Briggs: The Brahmin!? Fella swerved us again - they were in cahoots the whole time! All three of them start pounding on Rob Justice. The Brahmin rolls out of the ring. He grabs the Cruiserweight title. Brahmin slides back in the ring and throws Rei the title. Rei holds the title high above his head. Davis: What does Rei have to celebrate? He helped two other people assault someone who just wrestled an eighteen-minute match. That's SOME accomplishment! Steve Fella and Brahmin raises him on their shoulders. Finally, they let him down. Rei throws the Cruiserweight Title on Rob Justice. All three of them leave. Briggs: Well, that's it for us for a while - but we'll be back at the end of the show to bring you the main event - a three-way match for the World Heavyweight title, as The Grimm Reaper defends the strap against Steve Fella and Adam Nitro! Wilson: Hey there, folks and we're back to bring to you the Extreme Title match. This one is going to get ugly. HW: Hell in the Cell. One of the most brutal matches in all of wrestling. And now, Chris Lupsa and Curtis Jamison are going to lock up for the Extreme Title. Wilson: Put the women and children to bed, and strap yourself in. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-FCA Cubed Match match scheduled for one fall. It is for the SFWL Extreme Title. Introducing first... The lights flicker a bit, and then they go off. "Mindfields" by Prodigy starts playing, as red laser beams circle the arena. Chris Lupsa appears down the aisle, as he starts looking trough the crowds and smirking. He steps slowly towards the ring as the lights keep spinning around. Lupsa is well built athletically. He has ear-length blonde hair with a few black streaks. His hair is all messed up and dirty. He has brown eyes and a tattoo resembling a lightning marks his left arm. He has a small scar under his left eye and one on his right shoulder. He wears black jeans, combat boots and a black sleeveless T-shirt. From Targu-Mures, Romania... Weighing in at 277 pounds... "Apprentice of Fear" Chris Lupsa His opponent... The arena lights dim, and "Big Ballin' With My Homies" by E-40 begins to play over the speakers. Hunter-green fireworks light up the now dark arena around the entrance ramp. The fire works now change to gold and silver as Curtis Jamison walks out to the top of the entrance ramp with his hands raised in the air. He has dark brown skin and light brown eyes that seem to have a sparkle to them. He has black hair that is in dreads that go down to his shoulders, it isn't a full head of dreads but rather about eleven dreads that go back over his head. Curtis speaks with a very deep voice and always sounds totally relaxed. He is sprouting a very small goatee on his chin. He has huge arms and has a tattoo on his right forearm that reads "Straight 2 Tha Top" in yellow and blue. He is wearing a large black The North Face down vest with a cut off skintight white shirt showing his large dark skinned arms. On his legs are Fubu jeans, and he is also wearing a pair of red Ecko shoes. He slowly makes his way to the ring with a wood stick about four feet long and an inch and a half thick; it reads "Commotion Controller". He looks at the fans and gives a slight nod that brings a smile to some of their faces. He jumps onto the apron and leaps the top rope to enter the ring. Once he is in the ring he puts the stick down and tales off the jacket. He then runs his hands back over his dreadlocks, he jumps around as his music slowly comes to an end and the match begins. Accompanying Curtis to the ring is Holly Griffin. Holly is a very athletic looking woman. She stands about 5'10" and weighs about 155 pounds. She has on gold button-up Adidas pants that fit nicely on her. On Holly's upper body she is wearing a white sports bra that supports her well formed chest and over that she sports a Fubu, baby blue tank top that has a large number 1 on the back. Holly has a light brown color to her skin that makes her green eyes stand out. Her soft brown hair is in a ponytail. Led to the ring by Holly Griffin... Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio... Weighing in at 254 pounds... The SFWL Extreme Champion... Curtis Jamison Wilson: The two men are sizing one another up, and this match is about to start. HW: Wait a second -- we have a party crasher. Wilson: Apparently, the courtroom melee didn't prevent him from making an appearance. Brian Bowers emerges from the entryway, carrying an aluminum baseball bat. HW: Brian Bowers is still enraged about what happened in that Courthouse Match we saw earlier tonight - and now he's looking for revenge! Brian Bowers casually walks to ringside, and stands outside the cage for a moment before stepping inside the ring. Brian Bowers waves Curtis Jamison off and approaches Chris Lupsa. Curtis Jamison steps back. Brian Bowers and Chris Lupsa are eye-to-eye. Brian Bowers rests the aluminum baseball bat on Chris Lupsa's shoulder. Brian Bowers: Lupsa, I'd NEVER sink as low as you and resort to ruining a title match simply to put myself over, so I'm NOT going to level you right now. But, I just thought I'd let you know that you're a fucking dead man. Well, I'll let you get back to your match now. See you later. Brian Bowers lightly taps the baseball bat on Lupsa's shoulder, then pulls it back, leaves the ring, and exits through the crowd. Wilson: Lupsa got off a lot earlier than I expected there! HW: This is a sick mind game going on between these two men. Will it be enough to take Lupsa off his game? Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa outside the ring. Wilson: It could be, as Jamison came from behind and dumped Lupsa to the outside. Apparently, he's not ready to do battle in the cage just yet. Curtis Jamison follows him outside. Curtis Jamison goes for a stomach claw, but Chris Lupsa counters with a facerake. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Wilson: Reversal. HW: I have a feeling we're going to see a lot of that tonight. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the guardrail. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a stomach claw. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa back into the ring. Curtis Jamison reenters the ring. Curtis Jamison goes for a double arm DDT, but Chris Lupsa counters with a backdrop. Wilson: Heads up move by Lupsa. He's going to take control now, as Jamison is laying on the mat, staring at that metal cage above him. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a vertical facebuster. Heath Ericson counts: one, shoulder up. Chris Lupsa nails him with the Decay. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison outside the ring. HW: And now Lupsa wants to go outside. Wilson: Thus far the cage just becoming a nuisance for their gameplans. Chris Lupsa follows him outside. Chris Lupsa executes a low blow. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison goes for a stomach claw, but Chris Lupsa counters with a facerake. Chris Lupsa nails Holly Griffin as she comes up from behind. Wilson: Griffin got nailed! Lupsa cold-cocked her. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison into the cage door. HW: And he fired Jamison right into the cage door. That has to hurt. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison goes for a brain buster, but Chris Lupsa counters with a small package. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison into the side of the cage. Wilson: Jamison getting up close and personal with the cyclone cage fencing. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison back into the ring. Chris Lupsa reenters the ring. Chris Lupsa nails him with a dropkick to the face. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the corner. Curtis Jamison charges in after him with a sitdown faceslam. Wilson: Lupsa came in and hit a sitdown faceslam on Jamison. He's groggy. Curtis Jamison goes for a low blow, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. HW: Blocked by Lupsa. Good move. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison outside the ring. Chris Lupsa follows him outside. Wilson: And we're back on the arena floor here. They're going all over the place. Chris Lupsa goes for a dropkick to the face, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a backdrop driver. Holly Griffin distracts Chris Lupsa. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Chris Lupsa goes for a dragon suplex, but Curtis Jamison counters with a backward kick. HW: Brilliant counter. He caught Lupsa down low. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa back into the ring. Curtis Jamison reenters the ring. Curtis Jamison goes for a spinning thrust kick, but Chris Lupsa ducks out of the way. Wilson: Duck-down move. Jamison acts quickly, getting his bearings and… Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the ropes. Chris Lupsa goes for the STF, but Curtis Jamison counters with a small package. HW: He tried to catch him in that facelock, but Jamison was too quick. Heath Ericson counts: one, foot on the rope. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the corner. Chris Lupsa hits hard and reels out of the corner. Wilson: Look at that impact. Curtis Jamison goes for a choke slam, but Chris Lupsa counters with a kick to the midsection. HW: Right into the waiting hand of Jamison, but Lupsa kicked him in the gut. Chris Lupsa goes for a vertical facebuster, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa outside the ring. Curtis Jamison follows him outside. Curtis Jamison goes for a brain buster, but Chris Lupsa counters with a vertical suplex. Holly Griffin distracts Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a stomach claw. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the guardrail. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa into the side of the cage. Wilson: Now it's Lupsa hitting the cage. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison back into the ring. Chris Lupsa reenters the ring. HW: Back inside -- for now. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. Chris Lupsa goes for a backdrop driver, but Curtis Jamison counters with a facerake. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the corner. Curtis Jamison goes for a low blow, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison outside the ring. Wilson: Lupsa tossed him through the ropes. HW: There should be a revolving door. Make up your minds! Chris Lupsa follows him outside. Chris Lupsa executes an octopus hold. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison goes for a figure-four leglock, but Chris Lupsa counters with a small package. HW: There's no count outside the ring. This match has to end inside the cage! Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Chris Lupsa goes for a jawbreaker, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa back into the ring. Curtis Jamison reenters the ring. Curtis Jamison nails him with a jumping neck snap. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a brain buster. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Curtis Jamison raises his arms into the air. Wilson: Jamison really taking it to Lupsa. What power moves. HW: Don't celebrate - do something else to him. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa outside the ring. Wilson: Here we go again. Curtis Jamison follows him outside. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Holly Griffin comes up from behind. Chris Lupsa grabs her. Chris Lupsa nails Holly Griffin. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison into the cage door. The cage door bursts open. Wilson: What impact! Jamison went FLYING into that door, knocking it wide open! Chris Lupsa punches Curtis Jamison out of the cage. Curtis Jamison rolls into the aisleway. HW: We're battling in the entryway now. This match is going anywhere but in the cage. Heath Ericson closes the cage door. Chris Lupsa executes the Ziplock. They begin brawling outside the cage. They begin brawling in the aisle. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa executes a dropkick to the face. Chris Lupsa climbs up the cage to the top with Curtis Jamison close behind. Wilson: My God. They're going to the top of the cage. I don't believe it. HW: This didn't work out too well for Mick Foley. They should learn from his mistakes. Chris Lupsa kicks Curtis Jamison in the head as he comes up. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. Wilson: Dragon Suplex on the top of the cage! Chris Lupsa goes for a dropkick to the face, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. Curtis Jamison goes for a brain buster, but Chris Lupsa counters with a vertical suplex. HW: How much more punishment can this cage support? Chris Lupsa misses an achilles tendon hold. Chris Lupsa nails him with a low blow. Chris Lupsa executes a low blow. Chris Lupsa goes for a clawhold, but Curtis Jamison counters with a low blow. Wilson: Jamison counters with a low blow of his own! I can't believe they're STILL on the top of the cage! Curtis Jamison takes him down with a brain buster. Chris Lupsa climbs down off the cage to the ringside area. HW: Instinct kicked in for Lupsa. He knew he was getting killed up there, so he climbed down to ward off any further potential damage. Curtis Jamison follows him. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Curtis Jamison rams Chris Lupsa's head into the guardrail. Curtis Jamison goes for a jumping DDT, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa goes for a low blow, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. They begin brawling outside the cage. Curtis Jamison misses a guillotine choke. Chris Lupsa nails Holly Griffin as she comes up from behind. HW: Lupsa hit Holly again, but Curtis is right behind him. Curtis Jamison catches Chris Lupsa totally by surprise. Curtis Jamison nails him with a figure-four leglock. Wilson: Jamison locked it on - but there was no way the match could end that way. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. They begin brawling outside the cage. Curtis Jamison goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Chris Lupsa counters with a punch. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa misses a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Chris Lupsa executes the Phobia. Wilson: There it is - The Phobia! The Michinokou Driver - but it's outside the cage. Lupsa can't win the title. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a Cradle DDT. Curtis Jamison nails him with a knee to the chest. HW: Desperation move for Curtis - and it paid off! Curtis Jamison signals for the Buck Wild DDT. Wilson: This could be it. Curtis Jamison goes for the Buck Wild DDT, but Chris Lupsa counters with an elbowsmash. Wilson: Close call for Lupsa. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison into the cage. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the cage. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa nails him with a dragon sleeper. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a backdrop driver. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa takes him down with the Doctor Bomb. Wilson: These two men are giving it their all. HW: They're going to be hurting in the morning. Maybe it's wise they spent most of the time outside of the cage. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa nails him with a dropkick to the face. Chris Lupsa nails him with a dropkick to the face. They begin brawling in the aisle. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa takes him down with an achilles tendon hold. Holly Griffin distracts Chris Lupsa. They begin brawling in the aisle. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the guardrail. They begin brawling outside the cage. Curtis Jamison goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Chris Lupsa counters with a crucifix. Chris Lupsa nails Holly Griffin as she comes up from behind. Chris Lupsa executes a low blow. Chris Lupsa executes the Phobia. Wilson: There it is again - but once again, it was outside the ring. HW: Nonetheless, it still does the damage to Jamison. Holly Griffin comes up from behind. Chris Lupsa grabs her. Chris Lupsa nails Holly Griffin. HW: They're coming by here. Chris Lupsa grabs a bottle of water from the announcer's table. HW: Hey! Chris Lupsa takes a swig and spits it at Curtis Jamison. Wilson: Jamison is all wet! (OOC: Nice surprise spot in the FCA Sim, eh?) Chris Lupsa takes him down with a backdrop driver. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa takes him down with the Mandible Claw. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison over the guardrail into the crowd. HW: Jamison is meeting his "fans." Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison over the guardrail. Wilson: And Lupsa changes his mind. Mind games, Harvey. Chris Lupsa follows him into the ringside area. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a Cradle DDT. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison into the cage door. The cage door pops open. Chris Lupsa follows Curtis Jamison back inside the cage. Heath Ericson closes the cage door. Wilson: For crying out loud, Heath - LOCK IT! Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison back into the ring. Chris Lupsa reenters the ring. Chris Lupsa executes a dropkick to the face. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the corner. Curtis Jamison executes a low blow. Curtis Jamison signals for the Buck Wild DDT. Curtis Jamison goes for the Buck Wild DDT, but Chris Lupsa counters with an elbowsmash. Wilson: Lupsa again counters that devastating Buck Wild DDT. Chris Lupsa climbs to the top rope, but Curtis Jamison throws him off. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a full nelson faceslam. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the corner. Curtis Jamison goes for a low blow, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa takes him down with the T-Bone Suplex. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. HW: Both wrestlers are definitely hating life. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison outside the ring. Chris Lupsa jumps onto him with a Flying Senton Backsplash. Chris Lupsa executes a dropkick to the face. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the guardrail. HW: Back outside again - and more mayhem ensues. Curtis Jamison misses a double arm DDT. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison goes for a dragon sleeper, but Chris Lupsa counters with a kick to the head. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison back into the ring. Chris Lupsa reenters the ring. Chris Lupsa nails him with the STF. Curtis Jamison breaks the hold after 36 seconds. HW: I thought it was over. Lupsa couldn't cinch it in properly. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. Chris Lupsa executes the Ziplock. Chris Lupsa lets go after 1 second. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison outside the ring. Chris Lupsa jumps onto him with a flying cross body press. Chris Lupsa goes for a dragon suplex, but Curtis Jamison counters with a backward kick. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a double underhook backbreaker. Curtis Jamison raises his arms into the air. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa back into the ring. Curtis Jamison reenters the ring. Curtis Jamison misses an inverted DDT. Chris Lupsa goes for the Decay, but Curtis Jamison rolls out of the way. Wilson: Lupsa missed. He could have ended it right there. Chris Lupsa climbs to the top rope, but Curtis Jamison throws him off. HW: And Curtis was awake enough to know where Lupsa was. Wilson: Holly was shouting to him - he may have just got lucky. Curtis Jamison goes for a dropkick to the face, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the corner. Chris Lupsa charges in after him with a low blow. Chris Lupsa nails him with a low blow. Chris Lupsa executes a low blow. HW: Lupsa working his specialty area of the body. Chris Lupsa executes a low blow. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison outside the ring. Chris Lupsa follows him outside. Chris Lupsa nails him with a low blow. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa goes for the Mandible Claw, but Curtis Jamison ducks out of the way. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa back into the ring. Curtis Jamison reenters the ring. Wilson: We're back in - for now. Curtis Jamison goes for a sitdown faceslam, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa takes him down with the Doctor Bomb. Holly Griffin jumps up onto the apron. Chris Lupsa grabs her. Chris Lupsa nails Holly Griffin. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a brain buster. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa outside the ring. Curtis Jamison jumps onto him with a flying clothesline. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a Cradle DDT. Wilson: And now Jamison is giving Lupsa everything he can handle. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the guardrail. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison into the cage door. The cage door bursts open. Chris Lupsa punches Curtis Jamison out of the cage. Curtis Jamison rolls into the aisleway. Heath Ericson closes the cage door. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa nails him with an octopus hold. Chris Lupsa nails him with an octopus hold. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. Chris Lupsa executes the Ziplock. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa goes for a vertical facebuster, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. Wilson: Block by Curtis. This is great action. HW: Even with the cage being a backdrop to the action. They begin brawling outside the cage. Curtis Jamison goes for a stomach claw, but Chris Lupsa counters with a facerake. Curtis Jamison tries to climb the cage. Wilson: Jamison going upstairs again? The crowd is going nuts. Chris Lupsa pulls him down. HW: Lupsa doesn't want any part of that. They begin brawling in the aisle. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa nails him with a low blow. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa goes for a dropkick to the face, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa over the guardrail into the crowd. Curtis Jamison goes for a jumping neck snap, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison over the guardrail. Chris Lupsa follows him into the ringside area. They begin brawling in the aisle. Holly Griffin distracts Chris Lupsa. They begin brawling outside the cage. Curtis Jamison nails him with a dropkick to the face. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a full nelson faceslam. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a Cradle DDT. Wilson: Lupsa is in big trouble. They begin brawling in the aisle. Curtis Jamison goes for a jumping neck snap, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a vertical facebuster. HW: Lookout again! Chris Lupsa rams Curtis Jamison's head into the announcer's table. Wilson: Up close and personal. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa goes for a dropkick to the face, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. They begin brawling outside the cage. Curtis Jamison goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Chris Lupsa counters with a backdrop. They begin brawling in the aisle. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a Cradle DDT. They begin brawling in the aisle. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa climbs up the cage to the top with Curtis Jamison close behind. Wilson: And we're going to the top of the cage again! Remember the last time these two went up there, they were relentless with suplexes and brain busters all around. Chris Lupsa kicks Curtis Jamison in the head as he comes up. Chris Lupsa nails him with the Ziplock. Curtis Jamison goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Curtis Jamison goes for a choke slam, but Chris Lupsa counters with an elbowsmash. Chris Lupsa goes for an octopus hold, but Curtis Jamison counters with a hiptoss. Curtis Jamison goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Chris Lupsa counters with a punch. HW: Great counter wrestling up there - is it me, or is that cage starting to sag? Chris Lupsa takes him down with a vertical facebuster. Chris Lupsa takes him down with the T-Bone Suplex. Chris Lupsa goes for a figure-four leglock, but Curtis Jamison counters with a small package. Curtis Jamison misses shoulder lift into a flapjack. Curtis Jamison raises his arms into the air. Wilson: Curtis Jamison inflicting punishment on Chris Lupsa like he's never been privy to. Curtis Jamison goes for a figure-four leglock, but Chris Lupsa kicks him away. Chris Lupsa slams Curtis Jamison on the cage. The cage gives way and Curtis Jamison falls through to the ring. Curtis Jamison lands with a sickening thud. Wilson: MY GOD! MY GOD! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, CURTIS JAMISON IS BROKEN IN HALF! HW: Holy … Chris Lupsa climbs down through the hole. Curtis Jamison is out cold. Wilson: Jamison is down and out. Somebody get some help down there. Stop the damn match. HW: How did you EVER win that award? Chris Lupsa goes for the Ziplock, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa outside the ring. Curtis Jamison follows him outside. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa into the side of the cage. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Wilson: I don't believe Jamison is back up after that. Chris Lupsa goes for a dragon sleeper, but Curtis Jamison counters with a kick to the head. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa into the side of the cage. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison back into the ring. Chris Lupsa reenters the ring. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the corner. Curtis Jamison rebounds and nails Chris Lupsa with a sitdown faceslam. HW: Sitdown faceslam! The man once left for dead is back in control. Curtis Jamison goes for a low blow, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa nails him with a low blow. Chris Lupsa goes for the Mandible Claw, but Curtis Jamison ducks out of the way. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa outside the ring. Curtis Jamison follows him outside. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison nails him with a jumping neck snap. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa into the cage door. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison misses a double armbar submission. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison back into the ring. Chris Lupsa reenters the ring. Chris Lupsa climbs to the top rope. Chris Lupsa nails him with a flying legdrop. Wilson: These two men must be exhausted. Giving it their all for the last 15 minutes - Lupsa with the cover! Heath Ericson counts: one, two, shoulder up. HW: No. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a vertical facebuster. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, shoulder up. Chris Lupsa executes the Ziplock. Curtis Jamison gets out of the hold after 14 seconds. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison outside the ring. Chris Lupsa follows him outside. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison goes for the Ziplock, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison into the cage door. The cage door bursts open. HW: That cage door is a lot like that table from earlier tonight. I'm expecting it to fall of its hinges and be used as a foreign object. Curtis Jamison falls out into the ringside area. Chris Lupsa goes after him. Heath Ericson closes the cage door. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa nails Holly Griffin as she comes up from behind. Chris Lupsa takes him down with the Mandible Claw. Chris Lupsa misses a fireman's carry into a flapjack. They begin brawling in the aisle. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a jawbreaker. Chris Lupsa takes him down with an achilles tendon hold. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. HW: There's that devastating dragon suplex again from Lupsa. Curtis Jamison tries to whip Chris Lupsa into the guardrail, but he reverses it. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa goes for a dropkick to the face, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. Curtis Jamison picks up a chair. Wilson: Good God, he's got a chair. Curtis Jamison tries to hit Chris Lupsa with the chair, but Chris Lupsa moves out of the way. Curtis Jamison hits the timekeeper. The timekeeper is out cold. Wilson: My God! He just hit Jonathan! Jonathan the SFWL Timekeeper just took the brunt of that chairshot! Curtis Jamison misses a guillotine choke. They begin brawling in the aisle. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa executes a figure-four leglock. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa executes a dragon sleeper. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa nails him with a figure-four leglock. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa goes for the T-Bone Suplex, but Curtis Jamison blocks it. They begin brawling outside the cage. Curtis Jamison executes a dropkick to the face. Curtis Jamison raises his arms into the air. Chris Lupsa nails Holly Griffin as she comes up from behind. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a Cradle DDT. Curtis Jamison tries to climb the cage. Wilson: Jamison is trying to get back up top of the cage - despite there being a gaping hole in it from the last time he was up there. Chris Lupsa pulls him down. HW: Lupsa takes him down. Look at that cage - it's in shambles. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa takes him down with an achilles tendon hold. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa goes for the Mandible Claw, but Curtis Jamison ducks out of the way. They begin brawling in the aisle. Curtis Jamison goes for a brain buster, but Chris Lupsa counters with a vertical suplex. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa nails Holly Griffin as she comes up from behind. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa nails him with the Decay. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa goes for a clawhold, but Curtis Jamison counters with a low blow. They begin brawling in the aisle. Wilson: I've never seen two men take such punishment before. Curtis Jamison goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Chris Lupsa counters with a punch. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa nails him with a dragon sleeper. They begin brawling in the aisle. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa nails him with a dragon sleeper. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison over the guardrail into the crowd. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a stomach claw. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a dragon suplex. Holly Griffin comes up from behind. Chris Lupsa grabs her. Chris Lupsa nails Holly Griffin. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison over a row of chairs. Wilson: Jamison just went flying over four or five rows of chairs. Those people just scattered. Chris Lupsa nails him with the STF. Chris Lupsa executes a dragon sleeper. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison over the guardrail into the aisle. Chris Lupsa follows Curtis Jamison. They begin brawling outside the cage. They begin brawling in the aisle. Chris Lupsa misses a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Chris Lupsa takes him down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa executes the Decay. Curtis Jamison nails him with a knee to the chest. Curtis Jamison signals for the Buck Wild DDT. Curtis Jamison goes for the Buck Wild DDT, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. HW: Once again Lupsa gets away from that DDT. They begin brawling in the aisle. They begin brawling outside the cage. Chris Lupsa nails him with the Ziplock. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison into the cage door. The cage door pops open. Chris Lupsa follows Curtis Jamison back inside the cage. Heath Ericson closes the cage door. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison back into the ring. Chris Lupsa reenters the ring. Curtis Jamison goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Chris Lupsa counters with a legsweep. Wilson: Lupsa took his leg right out from under him. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the corner. Curtis Jamison rebounds and nails Chris Lupsa with a sitdown faceslam. Curtis Jamison goes for a low blow, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the corner. Curtis Jamison executes a low blow. Curtis Jamison signals for the Buck Wild DDT. Curtis Jamison executes the Buck Wild DDT. Wilson: There it is! It's all over! Heath Ericson counts: one, two, kickout. Wilson: No! This crowd is going insane! Curtis Jamison nails him with a guillotine choke. Curtis Jamison lets go after 3 seconds. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the corner. Chris Lupsa hits hard and reels out of the corner. Curtis Jamison takes him down with a sitdown faceslam. Wilson: Jamison plants him once again with that faceslam. Curtis Jamison throws Chris Lupsa outside the ring. Curtis Jamison follows him outside. Curtis Jamison nails him with a figure-four leglock. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa tries to whip Curtis Jamison into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Curtis Jamison raises his arms into the air. Curtis Jamison whips Chris Lupsa into the guardrail. Curtis Jamison goes for a jumping neck snap, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. HW: Block! Lupsa needs to capitalize on this one. Chris Lupsa whips Curtis Jamison into the guardrail. Wilson: And he does - rocking him into the guardrail once again. Jamison slumps down into a heap. Chris Lupsa throws Curtis Jamison back into the ring. Chris Lupsa reenters the ring. Chris Lupsa executes a low blow. Wilson: The most-often executes move in wrestling today - for the 40th time it's used in this match. Chris Lupsa executes the Phobia. Wilson: He hit it! He hit the Michinokou Driver! Chris Lupsa is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. The winner is Chris Lupsa. Time of match: 0:15:19 Wilson: That's it! Chris Lupsa is the new SFWL Extreme Champion! He wins a grueling match. HW: But will Jason Chadbourne capitalize on his various injuries he most likely incurred in this match? Lupsa may not hold that title for long! Chris Lupsa reaches for a mic. Wilson: He's got a mic. Lupsa: Jamison...you did not fail today...you just lost a match... One match... One slight problem though... Try and explain this to them!!! Points to the fans. Lupsa: I own your story... And when you will be ready to hear the ending, you know where to reach me... Or maybe I will come and share it with you whenever I want... You will never see me coming!!! Chris Lupsa spikes the mic. Curtis Jamison is slowly getting to his feet. Holly Griffin rushes to help him. A good number of fans are booing Curtis Jamison. Curtis Jamison bows his head and exits the ring with Holly Griffin by his side. Wilson: What the heck does that mean? HW: Does Jamison "owe" Lupsa? Wilson: Just when you think it's over -- it apparently is just beginning. What a ride. Folks, thanks for sticking with us, and we've got more action tonight, so let's go to our colleagues for the next match. [The view pans over to another table where SFWL announcers James Anderson and Nick Fury are seated. James is dressed in his favorite brown suit and cream colored cowboy hat as usual. Nick Fury is sharply dressed in his Armani suit] JA: WELCOME BACK TO THE SFWL WINTER WASTELAND! I am Jim Anderson, along with my colleague as usual, the always sharply dressed Nick Fury. NF: Thank you Jim. [adjusting his shirt cuffs and his tie] Your looking... uh... as good as usual yourself. JA: Thank you. NF: Right. It's been one hell of a night so far, but the evening can only get better. JA: Indeed, when things get too heated to be settled by just one match, why not try three. That's exactly the situation with Havoc and The Brahmin as they will attempt to live up to the celebrated Five Star Challenge, HARDCORE STYLE! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Singapore Cane match scheduled Introducing first... Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts... Weighing in at 236 pounds... The Brahmin His opponent... From Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 378 pounds... Havoc JA: Brahmin hits the ring and he's got the Singapore Cane! They lock up. The Brahmin chokes him with the Singapore cane. The Brahmin gives him a DDT, but Havoc doesn't even care. NF: DDT, and Havoc just shrugs it off! The Brahmin executes a reverse neckbreaker on Havoc. NF: AND BRAHMIN TAKES HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN! The crowd is behind The Brahmin all the way. The Brahmin gives him a dropkick, but Havoc doesn't even care. Havoc punches The Brahmin. JA: Dropkick to the chest of Havoc barely knocks the big guy back. Havoc chops The Brahmin. JA: He's going to work on The Brahmin with those massive right hands. The Brahmin punches Havoc. The crowd is giving The Brahmin a standing ovation. The Brahmin punches Havoc. The crowd erupts. NF: Brahmin starting to fire back, and thr crowd behind each one of those shots! The Brahmin gives him a dropkick, but Havoc doesn't budge. JA: Again The Brahmin just doesn't have the force behind those dropkicks to knock Havoc down! The Brahmin goes for the Swinging DDT, but Havoc blocks it. JA: Brahmin goes for a DDT, but Havoc catches him... standing headscissors applied. Havoc nails The Brahmin with a jack-knife power bomb. Havoc has the crowd going wild. NF: Kevin Nash eat your heart out. Havoc hits The Brahmin with a powerslam. JA: BIG POWERSLAM!... COVER! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. JA: TWO AND A HALF! Havoc shouts "Wrath of Havoc" to the crowd. Havoc has the crowd going wild. NF: Havoc teasing the Wrath of Havoc... The Brahmin goes for a clothesline, but Havoc counters it with a hiptoss. Havoc shouts "Wrath of Havoc" to the crowd. Havoc has the crowd going wild. NF: Brahmin tried to catch Havoc off guard, but the big man takes him over with a hiptoss. Havoc whips The Brahmin into the turnbuckle. JA: Brahmin whipped hard into the corner! Havoc hits The Brahmin with the Stinger Splash. Havoc has the crowd going wild. NF: The Brahmin got crushed, so far Havoc is showing the combined arsenal moves of half of those guys in Atlanta. Havoc runs into the ropes. The Brahmin misses with a clothesline. JA: Brahmin misses out of the corner. The Brahmin goes for a clothesline, but Havoc counters it with a hiptoss. JA: THE BRAHMIN JUST HIPTOSSED RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCLKE! Havoc is going for the pin. NF: Lateral press by Havoc... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Havoc shouts "Wrath of Havoc" to the crowd. JA: Kickout at two... The crowd is going crazy. Havoc executes a DDT on The Brahmin. NF: And so far it has been all Havoc in this match. Havoc has the crowd going wild. Havoc throws The Brahmin out of the ring. JA: Brahmin to the outside. I think that loss Havoc suffered on Wednesday might have woken him up. Havoc goes through the ropes. Havoc knocks The Brahmin into the ringpost. NF: I think THAT woke up The Brahmin. The crowd is going crazy. Havoc hits him with the Singapore cane. JA: I think that may have put him out! Havoc whips The Brahmin into the guardrail. NF: the Brahmin hits the rail hard. Havoc hits a belly-to-belly suplex on The Brahmin. JA: Belly-to-belly! Havoc knocks The Brahmin into the ringpost. The crowd is going crazy. JA: The Brahmin hitting the ringpost again! Havoc nails The Brahmin with a DDT. Havoc shouts "Wrath of Havoc" to the crowd. Havoc has the crowd going wild. NF: DDT ON THE CONCRETE! Havoc is handed a fire extinguisher. Havoc hits him with the fire extinguisher. JA: Havoc trying to extinguish the fire of the Brahmin if you will... The crowd is behind Havoc all the way. Havoc hits The Brahmin with a boot choke. They're brawling inside the ring area. NF: I wish you wouldn't... Havoc chokes him with the Singapore cane. JA: Havoc has that Singapore Cane choking the life out of the Brahmin! Havoc goes for an atomic drop, but The Brahmin blocks it. JA: Brahmin blocks the atomic drop! Havoc hits him with the Singapore cane. NF: But not that. Havoc goes for the Wrath of Havoc NF: Uh-oh! He hits this and you'll be scraping the Brahmin off the floor for weeks! ...but The Brahmin counters it with a DDT. JA: DDT! Brahmin hits the DDT! The Brahmin chokes him with the Singapore cane. NF: Brahmin choking Havoc with the cane. He's trying to keep Havoc from getting any oxygen while he catches his own breath. The Brahmin gives him a Russian legsweep, but Havoc doesn't budge. Havoc whips The Brahmin into the guardrail. JA: The Brahmin just got launched back first into the guardrail! He is in pain! Havoc takes The Brahmin down with a choke slam. NF: The Brahmin just bounced on the concrete! Havoc throws The Brahmin back into the ring. JA: Havoc just threw The Brahmin over the top rope into the ring! Havoc is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. JA: TWO AND SEVEN EIGHTHS! HOW DID THE BRAHMIN KICK OUT! Havoc hits him with the Singapore cane. NF: Havoc right to the small of the back with that cane. Havoc executes the Wrath of Havoc on The Brahmin. JA: WRATH OF HAVOC! THIS ONE'S OVER! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. The crowd is behind Havoc all the way. The winner is Havoc. Time of match: 0:05:59 NF: Havoc just completely taking it to the Brahmin in that one! I'm wondering if The Brahmin will even be able to continue. JA: If he's wants to win this Five Star Challenge he'll have to win two consecutive matches, and in his condition, I wouldn't bet on it! NF: They ring crew is bringing out the weapons for the next match. JA: This will be a Spidernet Glass Deathmatch. The ropes are being replaced with barbed wire, and there is a pane of glass being supplied as a weapon! NF: As if there wasn't enough blood shed all over the ring already! JA: We are all set. The Brahmin is still not back to his feet! NF: Bob Leardi is checking on The Brahmin to see if he can continue. Bob Leardi starts a ten count. Bob Leardi counts: One, two... JA: Bob Leardi giving the Brahmin ten seconds to get back to his feet or this match is over! ...five, six... NF: The Brahmin is starting to get back to his feet! ... eight, nine... The Brahmin gets back to his feet. The Brahmin has the crowd going wild. JA: THE BRAHMIN IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! HE'S BACK ON HIS FEET/ Havoc goes for a Tombstone... NF: Havoc picks him up! Tombstone... JA: The Brahmin has him over! He's reversing it! but The Brahmin reverses it. JA: TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! The chants for The Brahmin are deafening. The Brahmin works the crowd by raising his arms. The chants for The Brahmin are deafening. NF: Don't celebrate yet Brahmin, it's still a long night... The Brahmin goes for a double arm DDT, but Havoc blocks it. JA: Havoc just hoists the Brahmin into a bearhug. Havoc goes for a bearhug, but The Brahmin counters it with a series of punches. NF: The Brahmin fighting his way out by whatever means possible. The Brahmin takes Havoc down with a clothesline. The Brahmin works the crowd by raising his arms. JA: HE TAKES HAVOC OFF HIS FEET! The chants for The Brahmin are deafening. NF: Explosive power... Havoc sits up. The crowd is behind Havoc all the way. JA: Oh man! HAVOC IS BACK ON HIS FEET! The Brahmin whips Havoc into the turnbuckle, but Havoc reverses it. JA: reversal by Havoc... Havoc charges into the corner. JA: BIG SPLASH IN THE CORNER. Havoc whips The Brahmin into the turnbuckle. Havoc runs shoulder-first into the corner. NF: Havoc sent The Brahmin all the way across the ring, and charges in again! Havoc uses a clothesline on The Brahmin. Havoc shouts "Wrath of Havoc" to the crowd. The crowd is behind Havoc all the way. NF: The Brahmin was turned inside out by Havoc! Havoc scrapes The Brahmin's face across the barbed wire. JA: Now Havoc trying to open up The Brahmin. The Brahmin hits the Swinging DDT on Havoc. NF: He caught Havoc with a DDT! JA: Lateral press... Bob Leardi counts: One, shoulder up. JA: DID YOU SEE HAVOC JUST PRESS HIM HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING! The Brahmin scrapes Havoc's face across the barbed wire. The Brahmin whips Havoc into the barbed wire. NF: The Brahmin trying to get a little blood flowing. The Brahmin chops Havoc. The Brahmin hits Havoc. The Brahmin has the crowd going wild. NF: It's a smart move by The Brahmin, if this does go to a third match, Havoc could be weakened by any blood loss. Havoc chops The Brahmin. Havoc punches The Brahmin. The chants for Havoc are deafening. JA: Havoc starting to fight back with those huge fists. Havoc punches The Brahmin. The Brahmin chops Havoc. Havoc hits The Brahmin. NF: Whatever you do, don't use the word clubberin', Jim. The Brahmin hits a dropkick on Havoc. JA: Dropkick staggers Havoc! The Brahmin hits Havoc with a DDT. The chants for The Brahmin are deafening. JA: DDT! The Brahmin goes for the Swinging DDT, but Havoc blocks it. NF: He went for another DDT, but Havoc just pushed him away. Havoc goes for a sleeperhold, but The Brahmin blocks it. JA: The Brahmin slips away... The Brahmin hits Havoc with a Russian legsweep. JA: Russian legsweep. The Brahmin whips Havoc into the turnbuckle. The Brahmin hits the Stinger Splash on Havoc. The crowd is going into a frenzy. JA: STINGER SPLASH BY THE BRAHMIN! The Brahmin whips Havoc into the barbed wire. NF: The Brahmin may be the smaller man, but that momentum still has its effect. The Brahmin whips Havoc into the barbed wire, but Havoc reverses it. JA: Irish whip by Havoc, puts his head down... The Brahmin executes a reverse neckbreaker on Havoc. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Brahmin. NF: Havoc telegraphed that move and paid for it! Havoc sits up. The crowd erupts. The Brahmin punches Havoc. The crowd is going into a frenzy. JA: THE BRAHMIN TRYING ANYTHING HE CAN DO TO KEEP HAVOC DOWN! The Brahmin punches Havoc. The crowd is giving The Brahmin a standing ovation. The Brahmin kicks Havoc. The crowd is giving The Brahmin a standing ovation. Havoc hits The Brahmin. The crowd is giving Havoc a standing ovation. The Brahmin hits Havoc. NF: Havoc trying to fight back to his feet, but The Brahmin still on top of him. The crowd is giving The Brahmin a standing ovation. Havoc throws The Brahmin out of the ring. Havoc goes through the ropes. JA: Havoc just tossed The Brahmin to the outside! Havoc is handed cookie sheet. Havoc hits him with the sheet. NF: Havoc starting to brutalize The Brahmin again! The Brahmin goes for a superkick, but Havoc ducks out of the way. JA: Havoc ducked under the boot. Havoc executes a DDT on The Brahmin. JA: DDT ON THE CONCRETE! MY GOD THE BRAHMIN CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE! Havoc throws The Brahmin back into the ring. Havoc shouts "Wrath of Havoc" to the crowd. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Havoc. NF: Havoc looks like he's ready to finish off The Brahmin. Havoc executes a brain buster on The Brahmin. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Havoc. JA: Brainbuster, and The Brahmin comes down hard! Havoc puts The Brahmin in a bearhug. The Brahmin is valiantly trying to break the hold. NF: Havoc is just squeezing the life out The Brahmin. The Brahmin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. JA: The Brahmin able to get to the ropes! Bob, Leardi calling for the break! Havoc whips The Brahmin into the barbed wire. Havoc goes for a Tombstone, but The Brahmin slides down his back. NF: The Brahmin slides out! The Brahmin goes for an atomic drop, but Havoc counters it with a headlock takedown. JA: Havoc driving The Brahmin into the mat! Havoc chops The Brahmin. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Havoc punches The Brahmin. The crowd is going into a frenzy. NF: Havoc's got that pane of glass! Havoc hits him with the pane of glass. JA: The glass just shattered all over The Brahmin's head! Havoc goes for a dropkick, but The Brahmin side-steps and Havoc only hits air. Havoc sits up. JA: Havoc missed with the dropkick! The Brahmin whips Havoc into the turnbuckle. JA: Havoc whipped to the opposite corner! The Brahmin charges in with the Stinger Splash, but Havoc moves out of the way. NF: Nobody home! Havoc hits The Brahmin with a fireman's carry. Havoc whips The Brahmin into the turnbuckle. JA: Did you see The Brahmin bounce off the turnbuckle! Havoc locks The Brahmin in a bearhug. NF: Havoc has the bearhug on, but he's really close to the ropes... The Brahmin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Havoc throws The Brahmin out of the ring. Havoc goes through the ropes. JA: Havoc taking the fight back to the outside. NF: He may be trying to end The Brahmin's career here! Havoc goes for a clothesline, but The Brahmin counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. JA: BELLY-TO-BELLY BY THE BRAHMIN! The Brahmin throws Havoc back into the ring. NF: He rolls Havoc into the ring while he's has him stunned! The Brahmin executes the South Boston Sorrow on Havoc. JA: He slaps on the South Boston Sorrow. Havoc is struggling to reach the ropes. Havoc is inching his way towards the ropes. NF: Havoc is inches away from the ropes! Havoc tries to fight the pain. JA: CAN HE MAKE IT! Havoc submits after 13 seconds. JA: BOB LEARDI IS CALLING FOR THE BELL! The crowd is giving The Brahmin a standing ovation. The winner is The Brahmin. Time of match: 0:06:00 NF: The Brahmin has evened this match up at one fall a piece! JA: A few minutes ago we weren't sure if The Brahmin could even continue, but he managed to get Havoc to tap out to the South Boston Sorrow. NF: The ring crew has to clear the glass out of the ring before we start the final match of the Five Star Challenge, This one is a Barbed-Wire Baseball Bat Match. JA: Some may argue that this might not go down as a five star match, but this is certainly a Hardcore Clinic! They lock up. The Brahmin takes Havoc down with a Russian legsweep. JA: The Brahmin with a quick Russian legsweep. The Brahmin goes for a DDT, but Havoc counters it with a small package. JA: SMALL PACKAGE... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. NF: The Brahmin able to kick out, both men are showing signs of fatigue. The first two matches took a lot out of them. Havoc nails The Brahmin with a piledriver. JA: Big Piledriver! Havoc scrapes The Brahmin's face across the barbed wire. Havoc hits a piledriver on The Brahmin. NF: He stuffed The Brahmin on his head again! Havoc hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat. JA: Right between they eyes, that bat is wrapped tight with razor sharp barbed wire! Havoc uses a DDT on The Brahmin. Havoc is going for the pin. NF: DDT! JA: Havoc hooks the leg... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. JA: Two count only. Havoc hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat. NF: The Brahmin being beaten senseless! Havoc hits The Brahmin with a splash. JA: HUGE SPLASH! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. NF: The Brahmin somehow able to kick out after getting the wind knocked out of him. Havoc takes The Brahmin down with a brain buster. The crowd erupts. JA: Brain buster! Havoc wasting no time in going for the pin! Havoc is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. NF: The Brahmin showing his intestinal fortitude. Havoc goes for a Tombstone, but The Brahmin blocks it. The Brahmin whips Havoc into the barbed wire. JA: The Brahmin blocks a Tombstone attempt and follows with an Irish whip into the barbed wire! The Brahmin goes for a DDT, but Havoc blocks it. NF: Havoc just hoists The Brahmin onto his shoulder... Havoc goes for a Tombstone, but The Brahmin slides down his back. The Brahmin gives him a dropkick, but Havoc doesn't budge. JA: DROPKICK TO THE BACK DOESN'T EVEN MOVE HAVOC AN INCH! The Brahmin chokes him with the barbed wire baseball bat. NF: The Brahmin making use of the bat. The Brahmin uses a Russian legsweep on Havoc. JA: The Brahmin brings Havoc down, he's trying to get Havoc's massive legs tied up! The Brahmin goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Havoc blocks it. Havoc hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat. NF: Havoc got a hold of the bat and just nailed The Brahmin right behind the ear! Havoc takes The Brahmin down with an atomic drop. JA: Atomic drop jars the spine of The Brahmin. Havoc goes for a piledriver, but The Brahmin blocks it. The Brahmin uses the Swinging DDT on Havoc. JA: DDT! Later press... Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. NF: Havoc powers his way out again! The Brahmin whips Havoc into the barbed wire. The Brahmin gives him a reverse neckbreaker, but Havoc doesn't even care. JA: HAVOC JUST STANDS RIGHT BACK UP! The Brahmin whips Havoc into the barbed wire, but Havoc reverses it. JA: Reversal of the Irish whip... Havoc hits a clothesline on The Brahmin. JA: HUGE CLOTHESLINE! Havoc nails The Brahmin with a splash. NF: A splash by the big man. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. JA: The Brahmin gets the shoulder up. Havoc hits a dropkick on The Brahmin. The crowd erupts. NF: What elevation on that dropkick by Havoc! Havoc whips The Brahmin into the barbed wire. Havoc goes for a fireman's carry, but The Brahmin blocks it. JA: The Brahmin manages to slip off Havoc's shoulder again. The Brahmin whips Havoc into the turnbuckle. The Brahmin kicks Havoc. The Brahmin kicks Havoc. JA: Repeated kicks to the midsection by The Brahmin! The Brahmin uses a clothesline on Havoc. NF: Clothesline sends Havoc back into the corner. The Brahmin uses the Stinger Splash on Havoc. The crowd is behind The Brahmin all the way. JA: Stinger Splash! The Brahmin gives him a Russian legsweep, but Havoc doesn't budge. NF: Havoc grabbed the rope, and The Brahmin hits hard! Havoc whips The Brahmin into the turnbuckle, but The Brahmin reverses it. JA: Reversal by The Brahmin and... Havoc comes back and rocks The Brahmin with a clothesline. JA: OH! Havoc takes The Brahmin off his feet! Havoc chokes him with the barbed wire baseball bat. Havoc goes for a Tombstone, but The Brahmin counters it with a crucifix. NF: The Brahmin gets Havoc over... Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. JA: Quick kickout by Havoc! The Brahmin chokes him with the barbed wire baseball bat. NF: The Brahmin back on top, choking away on Havoc with the baseball bat. The Brahmin gives him a DDT, but Havoc only stares at him. The crowd erupts. JA: DD... YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! Havoc executes an eye gouge on The Brahmin. Havoc throws The Brahmin out of the ring. JA: THUMB TO THE EYE AND THE BRAHMIN TO THE OUTSIDE! Havoc goes for flying headscissors, but The Brahmin moves out of the way. Havoc is out cold. NF: Havoc went for a high risk move and The Brahmin ducked for cover, The chants for The Brahmin are deafening. The Brahmin whips Havoc into the guardrail. The Brahmin whips Havoc into the guardrail. JA: The Brahmin making sure Havoc pays for his mistakes. The Brahmin goes for a superkick, but Havoc counters it with a legsweep. NF: Likewise is Havoc! Havoc hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat. JA: Havoc keeping that barbed wire baseball bat close and putting it to good use! Havoc whips The Brahmin into the guardrail. JA: The Brahmin goes down hard. Havoc executes a Big Leg Drop on The Brahmin. NF: That might have broken a rib! Havoc nails The Brahmin with a headbutt. JA: Headbutt staggers The Brahmin! They're brawling inside the ring area. Havoc whips The Brahmin into the guardrail. Havoc is handed a frying pan. Havoc hits him with the frying pan. The crowd is giving Havoc a standing ovation. NF: Oh man! The Brahmin may be out! Havoc sets up a table. JA: Havoc smells the blood! He's going for the kill! Havoc goes for a splash, but The Brahmin rolls out of the way. NF: Havoc hit the concrete sans Brahmin! The Brahmin throws Havoc back into the ring. JA: THE BRAHMIN IS GOING OT THE TOP! NF: HE MAY DO IT AGAIN! The Brahmin executes the South Boston Sorrow on Havoc. Havoc is valiantly trying to break the hold. JA: THERE IT IS! THE SOUTH BOSTON SORROW! Havoc tries to escape the hold. Havoc is struggling to reach the ropes. JA: IT'S GUT CHECK TIME! THERE IS NO SECOND CHANCE! THERE IS NO NEXT MATCH! Havoc is valiantly trying to break the hold. Havoc is barely hanging in there. Bob Leardi asks Havoc if he should stop the fight. Havoc shakes his head. NF: Havoc is fighting with everything he has, but he's trapped in the center of the ring. Havoc tries to fight the pain. Havoc is inching his way towards the ropes. Havoc is writhing in pain. JA: DOES HAVOC HAVE ANYTHING LEFT? Bob Leardi tells Havoc to respond or he'll stop the fight. Havoc doesn't respond. Bob Leardi stops the fight after 47 seconds. JA: BOB LEARDI IS CALLING FOR THE BELL! The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is The Brahmin. Time of match: 0:08:08 JA: THE BRAHMIN HAS DONE IT! THE BRAHMIN COMES BACK FROM ONE FALL DOWN AND WINS THE FIVE STAR CHALLENGE! The Brahmin picks up one of the barbed-wire baseball bats. The Brahmin hits Havoc in the back with the bat. Havoc doubles over. NF: It doesn't look like the Brahmin is done yet! The Brahmin hits Havoc in the back of the head. Havoc collapses. Blood is slowly dripping from a cut on his head to the mat, creating a crimson halo around his head. The Brahmin discards the bat and goes outside the ring. The Brahmin comes back in with his Singapore cane. The Brahmin motions to the fans, who pop, with the cane. JA: The Brahmin is taking out his frustrations on Havoc! The Brahmin picks up Havoc and draws back, then brings it down squarely on his head. The Brahmin picks up Havoc again and delivers a Singapore Sweep. The Brahmin picks up Havoc yet again, puts down the cane, and drags Havoc to the turnbuckle, setting him down in the corner. The Brahmin leaves the ring and gets a chair. The Brahmin sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. NF: What the hell is he doing? The Brahmin brings Havoc up to the top rope. The Brahmin executes a Super Brahmindriver on to the chair. The Brahmin picks up Havoc. Half dragging and half carrying him, the Brahmin brings Havoc to the back. JA: Apparently Havoc is being dragged out of the arena now! (A camera is dispatched to follow the Brahmin.) The Brahmin makes his way through the backstage area, with the bleeding and unconscious Havoc in tow. The Brahmin emerges in to the parking lot. The Brahmin walks over to one of the cars, a Lincoln Continental. The announcers identify this as Havoc's car. The Brahmin breaks the driver's window with his elbow, unlocks the door, and opens it. The Brahmin throws Havoc in to the passenger's seat, and climbs in to the driver's seat. The Brahmin closes the door, looks around in consternation for a minute, stops, and reaches under the dashboard. The sound of wires snapping can be heard. The Lincoln starts up. NF: Since when did The Brahmin learn how to hotwire a car? The Brahmin grins, and drives out of the parking lot and in to traffic. The camera fades out. The camera fades back in. We see the Lincoln being driven down the highway. The Brahmin is visible at the wheel, with Havoc slumped over beside him. The camera continues to follow them; it is presumably shooting from a vehicle following the car. The camera fades out. The camera fades back in...again The Lincoln has pulled up to some sort of river, presumably the nearby Bow. The cameraman has gotten out of his vehicle and is now watching from outside the Lincoln. The Brahmin gets out, leaving the car running. The Brahmin goes over to the passenger side, opening the door. Havoc slumps over and tumbles to the ground, still insensate. The Brahmin goes back over to the driver's side and picks up a large rock from the ground nearby. The Brahmin shouts something to the unconscious Havoc, which is picked up by the audio feed on the camera. Brahmin - "Say goodbye to your car, Havoc! Believe me, it won't be the only thing you lose in the next few months!" The Brahmin bends over, puts the rock on the accelerator, lets go, and jumps back quickly. The Lincoln shoots forward, flying off the bank and tumbling in to the river, where it slowly begins to sink. The Brahmin walks over to Havoc and drags him in to a standing position. The Brahmin puts his ear close to Havoc's mouth. Brahmin - "What's that, Havoc? You want to go after it? You sure? Okay...if that's what you want." The Brahmin drags Havoc to the side of the river. The Brahmin presses Havoc up over his head, just barely able to do so. The Brahmin throws Havoc in to the river, and watches as he is carried downstream, laughing all the while. The Brahmin walks over to the camera. Brahmin (talking to cameraman) - "Hey, can I get a ride back to the arena with you? My transportation just sort of...dried up all of a sudden." Laughing, the Brahmin walks past the cameraman. As the camera fades, we are left with a shot of the still-sinking Lincoln Continental, and Havoc nowhere in sight. The camera fades back into the arena. JA: Well I don't know what to say about that? Havoc may have lost a lot more in this match. NF: But will the SFWL executive sit still over these actions by the Brahmin, and what happened to Havoc? JA: If learn more about Havoc's condition, or even his whereabouts, we'll keep you informed as we get the news. NF: If you thought that that match was full of bloodshed, let me tell you, that we are only getting started. JA: Indeed Nick, this next match should be the definition of Carnage Incarnate, as The man from Blind River, Ontario, Wayne Reid gets his shot at the SFWL Intercontinental Title, currently held by Arioc! NF: Wayne Reid got this title shot as a result of True North winning the SFWL Tag Team Titles from the Fallen at Y2Kaos, but he's getting much more than he bargained for, as he will have to not only contend with the monstrous Arioc, but Azrael and Dominion as well, two people who are certainly not fans of True North or Canadians anywhere! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall... It is for the SFWL Intercontinental Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by The Watcher... From Pandemonium... Weighing in at 340 pounds... The SFWL Intercontinental Champion... "The Fallen Angel" Arioc His opponent... Led to the ring by Kate "Sascha" Elliot... Fighting out of Blind River, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 344 pounds... Wayne Reid Their opponent... Led to the ring by Satrina... Hailing from The Glass Walls of Limbo... Weighing in at 210 pounds... Azrael Their opponent... Led to the ring by Sakkara... Hailing from The Nexus of All of Nothing... Weighing in at 350 pounds... Dominion JA: All four men look ready! This match is for one fall meaning that the first person to get a pinfall or submission walks out of here with the Intercontinental Title! NF: You mean Arioc can lose the title even if he's not in the ring? You know that has to be in the back of the Watcher's mind. JA: I think that's why we are seeing Arioc start thing off against Wayne Reid! They lock up. Wayne Reid runs into the ropes. Wayne Reid takes Arioc down with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Wayne Reid. NF: Arioc put his head down too soon, not a good way to start. Arioc sits up. The cheers for Arioc are drowning out the boos. JA: Arioc seems less than fazed by that neckbreaker! Wayne Reid whips Arioc into the turnbuckle. Wayne Reid leaves the ring. NF: Where is Wayne going? He returns with a chair. Wayne Reid sets up the chair. Wayne Reid uses a DDT onto the chair on Arioc. JA: DDT onto the chair! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Wayne Reid. Arioc sits up. NF: But Arioc is right back up! Wayne Reid runs into the ropes. Wayne Reid hits Arioc with a lariat. JA: AND RIGHT BACK DOWN! Wayne Reid insults the crowd. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Wayne Reid. NF: Uh... Wayne Reid executes Northern Exposure on Arioc. JA: ORTHERN EXPOSURE! OH MY GOD! IS THIS ONE OVER ALREADY> Dominion enters the ring. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. JA: NO! ARIOC KICKS OUT! Dominion leaves the ring. NF: Looks like Dominion was ready to breakup the pin attempt. Wayne Reid nails Arioc with a stun gun. Wayne Reid insults the crowd. JA: Stun gun by Wayne Reid! Wayne Reid doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Wayne Reid whips Arioc into the ropes, but Arioc reverses it. NF: Arioc needs to get it together. Arioc misses with a clothesline. JA: Wayne Reid ducks the clothesline... NF: He caught Wayne Reid in midair! Arioc hits Wayne Reid with a Cradle DDT. JA: CRADLE DDT! Arioc places Wayne Reid on the turnbuckle. NF: Uh oh! Arioc is coming to life. Arioc takes Wayne Reid down with a front-layout superplex. JA: Wayne Reid is sent face first into the canvas! Arioc places Wayne Reid on the turnbuckle. NF: Oh man! He's going to do it again! Arioc nails Wayne Reid with a front-layout superplex. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Arioc. JA: HE DOES! LISTEN TO THE CROWD BEHIND ARIOC! Arioc hits Wayne Reid. The cheers for Arioc are drowning out the boos. Wayne Reid punches Arioc. NF: This is turning into a brawl and... wait WHO'S THAT! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Barret McDougal runs down to the ring. The Watcher blocks Barret McDougal's entry to the ring. JA: That's Barret McDougal! What is he doing out here? Barret McDougal kicks The Watcher in the midsection. Barret McDougal executes a choke sleeper on the Watcher. NF: Barret trying to make it to the ring, but the Watcher is fighting him off! The Watcher breaks the hold with an elbow to the side. JA: We got too matches going on here! One inside the ring, and the other on the outside! Wayne Reid punches Arioc. Wayne Reid doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Wayne Reid punches Arioc. Arioc kicks Wayne Reid. Arioc punches Wayne Reid. JA: We have Arioc down on one knee fighting Wayne Reid. Arioc doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Arioc executes a low blow on Wayne Reid. NF: OH! Now we have Wayne Reid down on both knees! Arioc tags out to Azrael. JA: Arioc makes a much needed tag to Azrael who is perched on the turnbuckle with the grace of a cat. Azrael uses a flying dropkick on Wayne Reid. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Azrael. NF: That dropkick caught Wayne Reid in the mouth! Azrael whips Wayne Reid into the ropes, but Wayne Reid reverses it. JA: Irish whip... Wayne Reid goes for an eye gouge, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael tags out to Arioc. JA: Azrael slides between the legs of Wayne Reid and Arioc tagged back in. NF: So far, Arioc is working well with Azrael and Dominion. Arioc whips Wayne Reid into the ropes. JA: Irish whip... Arioc misses with a clothesline. Wayne Reid hits Arioc with an elbow. JA: Wayne Reid ducks and catches Arioc with an elbow. Wayne Reid whips Arioc into the ropes. Kate "Sascha" Elliot pulls down the top rope. Wayne Reid goes through the ropes. JA: Oh! Wait a minute, Kate Elliot, pulling down the top rope and Arioc is sent to the outside! Wayne Reid whips Arioc into the guardrail. NF: Reid and Arioc fighting only a few feet from where Barret McDougal and The Watcher are still fighting. Wayne Reid goes for a piledriver, but Arioc blocks it. JA: Wayne Reid can't pick the big man up. Arioc whips Wayne Reid into the guardrail NF: Wayne Reid is going to have to pick himself up after crashing into the guardrail! . They're brawling inside the ring area. Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes from behind, but Arioc nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot. JA: Arioc just hitting everything that moves! Kate Elliot got a little to close that time! Wayne Reid reenters the ring. Arioc follows him back in. Wayne Reid locks Arioc in a hangman. JA: And Wayne Reid going for a hangman submission. Arioc reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. NF: But Arioc was way to close to the ropes. Wayne Reid tags out to Dominion. JA: Dominion tagged in, and he'll gladly go to work on Arioc. Dominion takes Arioc down with a boot choke. NF: Dominion choking Arioc against the turnbuckle. Dominion takes Arioc down with a Gorilla Press. NF: Dominion with a big press slam! Dominion tags out to Azrael. JA: The tag out to Dominion's partner, Azrael. Azrael goes for Redemption Lungbuster, but Arioc counters it with a backdrop. JA: Azrael went for the Redemption Lungbuster and got launched nearly ten feet into the air! Arioc takes Azrael down with a sitdown faceslam. Arioc doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. NF: Face first into the canvas! That had to stun Azrael! Arioc executes a backward kick on Azrael. Arioc hits the Diamond Cutter on Azrael. JA: DID YOU SEE AZRAEL'S HEAD SNAP BACK! COVER! Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... JA: AZRAEL GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! Arioc uses a thrust kick to the head on Azrael. JA: HUGE BOOT TO THE HEAD! NF: You know what usually follows that! He has him set for it... Arioc executes the Last Rites on Azrael. JA: And the smaller Azrael is dropped straight on his head with the Last Rites! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Wayne Reid enters the ring. Arioc goes for the pin. JA: COVER BY THE CHAMPION! Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... Wayne Reid makes the save. NF: Wayne Reid made the save, not only for Azrael, but for himself as well, this match is only one fall! Arioc nails Azrael with a Cradle DDT. JA: Cradle DDT! The boos are resurfacing again. NF: Are Barret McDougal and The Watcher still fighting at ringside? Barret McDougal hits The Watcher with a series of punches to the midsection. The Watcher throws Barret McDougal over the guardrail into the crowd. JA: The Watcher sent Barret airborne! Barret McDougal shoves the guardrail into the midsection of the Watcher. Barret McDougal chokes The Watcher against the guardrail. NF: These two are just creating one hell of a brawl out there! Arioc throws Azrael out of the ring. Arioc goes through the ropes. JA: It looks like Arioc may be coming over to join them with Azrael in tow! Arioc knocks Azrael into the ringsteps. JA: Azrael sent head first into the steel steps! Arioc hits a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Azrael. NF: Oh my GOD! Arioc not only dropped Azrael onto the concrete, he SPIKED him onto the concrete! JA: Arioc ascending the turnbuckle! Arioc hits a flying legdrop on Azrael. NF: Azrael may be seriously hurt after that one! Arioc throws Azrael back into the ring. JA: Arioc takes the match back into the ring... Arioc goes for a nerve hold, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael tags out to Dominion. NF: Arioc went for a submission hold, but Azrael escapes and makes a much needed tag to his partner! Dominion throws Arioc out of the ring. Dominion goes through the ropes. NF: Dominion figures he'll try his luck outside the ring. Arioc whips Dominion into the guardrail. JA: Dominion whipped into the guardrail. It looks like Azrael is out in the corner holding onto his neck. The Watcher hits Barret McDougal with a backdrop. NF: He may be seriously hurt, they may have to come down to the ring and get him some medical attention now. The Watcher executes a series of stomps on Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal trips The Watcher with a drop toe-hold. JA: Barret lured The Watcher into that one, and The Watcher landed hard on the ringsteps! Barret McDougal executes a series of punches on The Watcher. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sakkara comes from behind, but Arioc nails Sakkara. NF: People are just coming out swinging! Dominion executes the Divine Intervention on Arioc on the concrete floor. The crowd is behind Dominion all the way. JA: DIVINE INTERVENTION! DOMINION CAUGHT ARIOC OFF GUARD! Dominion is handed a fire extinguisher. NF: Dominion has a fire extinguisher. Dominion takes a swing at Arioc with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way. Arioc snatches the fire extinguisher from him. JA: Arioc just ripped that fire extinguisher right out of his hands! Arioc hits him with the fire extinguisher. JA: Right between the eyes! A few fans are trying to get a shot in. Arioc hits him with a fire extinguisher. JA: A second shot! Arioc whips Dominion into the guardrail. Arioc goes for Electric Chair Bomb, but Dominion counters it with a Russian legsweep. NF: Dominion able to counter with a Russian legsweep! Dominion takes Arioc down with a dropkick. JA: Dropkick staggers the monster! Dominion is handed a fire extinguisher. Dominion hits him with the fire extinguisher. JA: A second fire extinguisher comes into play and drops Arioc! NF: Back in the crowd, Barret's getting the best of The Watcher... but The Watcher isn't going to let him get to Arioc! The Watcher throws Barret McDougal into the guardrail. JA: Oh my God! Barret hit hard that time! The Watcher charges Barret McDougal, but Barret McDougal goes for a spear, but is countered with a DDT on the concrete. NF: He might have been acting like he hit harder on that guardrail than he actually did, but the Watcher was ready for him! JA: All these two guys are doing is playing mind games against each other! The crowd is behind Dominion all the way. Dominion sets up a table. NF: Dominion trying to set up a table to put Arioc through. Dominion goes for a Russian legsweep, but Arioc counters it with an elbowsmash. JA: Elbow to the head! So far it has taken all three challengers to keep pace with Arioc in the match. The man just isn't human! Arioc takes Dominion down with Electric Chair Bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. NF: Electric Chair Bomb! That's the shoulder mounted flapjack maneuver! Arioc just hit Dominion with that off the table, spiking HIM THROUGH the table and INTO the concrete! Arioc reenters the ring. Dominion follows him back in. JA: Dominion slowly rolling back into the ring, he doesn't look to be doing much better than his partner is. Arioc catches Dominion in a nerve hold. Dominion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. NF: Azrael is still out. Arioc whips Dominion into the turnbuckle. Arioc runs shoulder-first into the corner. JA: That'll puncture a lung at the very least! Arioc whips Dominion into the turnbuckle. Dominion tags out to Wayne Reid. NF: Luckily for Dominion he was thrown right into Wayne Reid's corner. Wayne Reid brings a chair into the ring. The Watcher hits Barret McDougal with a series of punches. JA: And still the brawl continues on the outside! Barret McDougal hits The Watcher with a low blow. NF: Barret caught him off guard on that one! Wayne Reid whips Arioc into the ropes. Wayne Reid misses with the chair. JA: Wayne Reid tried to hit a home run, but Arioc ducked under! Arioc hits Wayne Reid with a thrust kick to the head. JA: OH MY GOD! Arioc just kicked the chair right into the head of Wayne Reid! NF: Wayne Reid may be out! JA: And Barret's going for the ring! Barret McDougal enters the ring. Barret McDougal charges Arioc, but Arioc hits him with a backdrop over the ropes into Dominion. JA: Arioc sent him flying! I can't believe that! NF: Barret hit the concrete hard, but he's fighting his way back to his feet. Luckily for Barret Dominion broke his fall somewhat! JA: Meanwhile in the ring it is just Arioc and Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid struggling to his feet. NF: Looks like Arioc is setting up Wayne Reid for the Last Rites! Arioc executes the Last Rites on Wayne Reid. JA: Last Rites! Arioc rolls Wayne Reid over! He makes the cover! Arioc goes for the pin. Barret McDougal is handed a baseball bat. JA: Barret is headed for the ring! Tim Rice counts: One, two, Barret McDougal enters the ring... three. Arioc doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. NF: He didn't make it! The winner is Arioc. Time of match: 0:08:20 JA: HE DIDN'T GET TO HIM IN TIME! ARIOC HAS RETAINED THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! The lights dim slightly as "Dies Irae" from Verdi's Requiem begins to play over the arena. Arioc starts to get up. Barret McDougal hits Arioc with the baseball bat. NF: Barret dropped Arioc, but he won't be down for long! Barret McDougal hits him again as he tries to get up. Barret McDougal yells "This one's for Unleaded!" Barret McDougal breaks the bat over Arioc's head. JA: OH MY GOD! NF: Did you see that baseball bat shatter! JA: Apparently Barret McDougal was out here looking for revenge after Arioc put Unleaded on the shelf. Barret McDougal exits the ring. The Watcher enters the ring to check on Arioc. JA: The Watcher checking on Arioc, but I'm sure that no matter the cost, he has to be pleased that Arioc retained the Intercontinental Title. NF: Not only did Arioc retain the title, he did it by pretty much going through all three of his opponents. They're all still out of it! JA: Arioc certainly establishing himself as a contender for the SFWL World Title, and it will be interesting to see who Arioc will be facing down the line! And for the answer to that question we'll turn it over to our colleagues! Take it away! Briggs: We're back folks - Del Davis and myself, "Big" Paul Briggs will be calling tonight's main event! In this, our final match of what has been an outstanding card, The Grimm Reaper will defend the belt against not one, but TWO, challengers! SFWL Vice-President Brian Griffiths walks to the ring and grabs a mic Davis: But it looks like we won't be getting to that just yet - the Vice-President has hit the ring! VP: Well, suffice it to say, the tag team division in the SFWL certainly has been stronger than it is in this current state. Frankly, there are no legitmate contenders to Wayne Reid and Brian Bowers as the SFWL World Tag Team Champions. So, the championship committee has decided to take a slightly unprecedented approach in seeing who should earn a title shot.... Starting next Saturday, there will be a round robin tournament to determine the number one contenders to the World Tag Team Titles. This tournament will be open to ANY combination who wishes to compete. The first six teams who register with the Vice-President's office will be eligible to participate in this tournament that will start January 26th, and end February 9th. The winners will face the world tag team champions Februaty 13th at WrestleFest 2000 at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. Good luck, thanks a lot and enjoy the main event! Vice-President Brian Griffiths leaves the ring area. Davis: SFWL Vice-President Brian Griffiths with a bombshell announcement - a tag team tournament to determing the number one contenders for the straps currently held by True North! Briggs: And people get to PICK their tag partners, too. THAT'S how you run a PROPER tag tournament. A Lethal Lottery is only lethal for the viewers, I always say. Davis: When did you say that? Briggs: A bunch of times...back in the day. Anyway, it's time for the main event of SFWL Winter Wasteland 2000! The Grimm Reaper, Adam Nitro and Steve Fella in a triangle match, with the SFWL World Heavyweight title on the line! Davis: And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the MAIN EVENT of SFWL Winter Wasteland 2000! The World Heavyweight title is up for grabs, as the champion, The Grimm Reaper, steps into the ring with Adam Nitro and "Suicide" Steve Fella! SFWL Vice-President Brian Griffiths walks to the ring and grabs a mic Briggs: But it looks like it'll be a while before we get to that match - the Vice-President is on his way to the ring! VP: Well, suffice it to say, the tag team division in the SFWL certainly has been stronger than it is in this current state. Frankly, there are no legitmate contenders to Wayne Reid and Brian Bowers as the SFWL World Tag Team Champions. So, the championship committee has decided to take a slightly unprecedented approach in seeing who should earn a title shot.... Starting next Saturday, there will be a round robin tournament to determine the number one contenders to the World Tag Team Titles. This tournament will be open to ANY combination who wishes to compete. The first six teams who register with the Vice-President's office will be eligible to participate in this tournament that will start January 26th, and end February 9th. The winners will face the world tag team champions Februaty 13th at WrestleFest 2000 at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. Good luck, thanks a lot and enjoy the main event! Davis: A bombshell announcement from the Vice-President - an open tag team tournament to determine the number-one contenders for the belts currently held by True North! Briggs: And a tournament where the entrants get to CHOOSE their tag partners, at that...nice to see that SOMEONE can do it right! After all, like I always say, a Lethal Lottery is only lethal for the viewers. Davis: When did you ever say that? Briggs: A bunch of times...back in the day. Anyway, the main event is now ready to get underway! This is going to be a classic, folks! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-triangle match, and it is for the SFWL World Heavyweight title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Simon Page... Hailing from Babylon, New York... Weighing in at 240 pounds... Adam Nitro His opponent... Hailing from Denver, Colorado... Weighing in at 220 pounds... "Suicide" Steve Fella Their opponent... Fighting out of Hell... Weighing in at 325 pounds... The SFWL World Champion... The Grimm Reaper They lock up. Davis: Fella and The Reaper starting this match off. Steve Fella uses a dragon suplex on The Grimm Reaper. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Briggs: Ericson counting both men down! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Davis: Reaper forces the break! Steve Fella hits The Grimm Reaper with a Death Valley Driver. Briggs: DVD! He hooks the leg... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: Fella with an early near-fall! Steve Fella goes for a standing moonsault, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a kneelift. Briggs: But he got cocky! The standing moonsault's a showboat maneuver, and he went for it WAY too early! The Grimm Reaper chops Steve Fella. The Grimm Reaper chops Steve Fella. The Grimm Reaper uses an armbar takedown on Steve Fella. Davis: Reaper forcing Fella back into the ropes! The Grimm Reaper goes for a choke slam, but Steve Fella counters it with a kick to the midsection. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on The Grimm Reaper. Briggs: The JACKASS DROP! I didn't even know if Fella COULD hit the JACKASS DROP on the Reaper, let alone hit the JACKASS DROP this early! And, did I mention...JACKASS! (Del Davis clears his throat) Briggs: Relax - it's pay-per-view! I can do whatever I want! Steve Fella goes for the pin. Davis: Fella with a lateral press... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Briggs: And the Reaper lifts a shoulder at the last possible moment! Steve Fella chops The Grimm Reaper. Steve Fella punches The Grimm Reaper. The crowd is behind Steve Fella all the way. Steve Fella tags out to Adam Nitro. Davis: Fella makes the tag to the former Extreme champ, Adam Nitro. Adam Nitro throws The Grimm Reaper out of the ring. Briggs: And Nitro immediately sends The Reaper to the floor! Adam Nitro goes through the ropes. Adam Nitro nails The Grimm Reaper with a back heel kick. Simon Page comes from behind, but The Grimm Reaper nails Simon Page. Adam Nitro sets up a table. Davis: Nitro setting that table up for something... Adam Nitro hits a Big Leg Drop on The Grimm Reaper. Simon Page comes from behind, but The Grimm Reaper nails Simon Page. Adam Nitro uses a bulldog on The Grimm Reaper. Adam Nitro sets up The Grimm Reaper on the table. Briggs: Nitro capitalizing on the distraction by Page, setting The Reaper up! Adam Nitro tries to drive The Grimm Reaper through the table with a double arm DDT, but he blocks it. Davis: But he can't move him! The Grimm Reaper whips Adam Nitro into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Simon Page comes from behind and distracts The Grimm Reaper. Adam Nitro executes the Ace Crusher on The Grimm Reaper. Briggs: Simon Page once again getting involved in the match, giving Adam Nitro the opportunity to get an unanswered shot in! Adam Nitro throws The Grimm Reaper back into the ring. Adam Nitro goes for an Asai leg lariat, but The Grimm Reaper side-steps and Adam Nitro only hits air. The Grimm Reaper tags out to Steve Fella. Davis: Reaper tags out! Steve Fella hits a series of punches on Adam Nitro. Steve Fella goes for a power bomb, but Adam Nitro blocks it. Adam Nitro goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Steve Fella counters it with a punch. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Briggs: Fella setting up that steel chair in the center of the ring! Steve Fella sets up the chair. Steve Fella goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Adam Nitro blocks it. Davis: But Nitro's able to defend himself! Adam Nitro tags out to The Grimm Reaper. Briggs: Nitro quickly tags The Grimm Reaper right back in! The Grimm Reaper goes for a bridging back suplex, but Steve Fella counters it with a headlock takedown. In turn, The Grimm Reaper counters it with a back suplex. The Grimm Reaper goes for the STF, but Steve Fella counters it with a small package. Davis: Excellent chain wrestling by both men there. Ericson there to make the count... Heath Ericson counts: One, shoulder up. Briggs: Only got one. Steve Fella complains about a slow count. Steve Fella hits a Vader attack on The Grimm Reaper. Steve Fella uses a Death Valley Driver on The Grimm Reaper. Davis: Death Valley Driver! All The Grimm Reaper's weight just came crashing down on his upper body! Briggs: Fella with a lateral press... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: But The Reaper kicks out at two! Heath Ericson removes the chair from the ring. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Briggs: Steve Fella flagrantly defying Heath Ericson, bringing that chair back in seconds after he disposed of it! Steve Fella sets up the chair. Steve Fella goes for a double underhook piledriver, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a backdrop. Davis: It doesn't do him any good, though, as The Reaper sends him flying with a back body drop! Briggs: And now, The Grimm Reaper's headed to the top rope! The Grimm Reaper executes a frog splash on Steve Fella. Briggs: Frog splash! Reaper stays on him for the cover... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And it's good for two! The Grimm Reaper goes for a backdrop driver, but Steve Fella counters it with a go-behind. Steve Fella nails The Grimm Reaper with a tiger suplex. Briggs: Tiger suplex by Fella...Heath Ericson is in position... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Davis: Reaper able to lift a shoulder just in time! Steve Fella hits The Grimm Reaper with a moonsault from the second turnbuckle. Briggs: Second-rope moonsault by Fella! He hooks the leg... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And gets another deuce! Steve Fella whips The Grimm Reaper into the ropes, but The Grimm Reaper reverses it. The Grimm Reaper hits Steve Fella with an elbow. Heath Ericson removes the chair from the ring. The Grimm Reaper puts Steve Fella in a dragon sleeper. Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Grimm Reaper goes for a frog splash, but Steve Fella gets his knees up. Briggs: Reaper went for another frog splash, but the results weren't so favorable that time! Steve Fella tags out to Adam Nitro. Davis: And Fella tags Adam Nitro in! Adam Nitro goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper throws Adam Nitro out of the ring. Briggs: Reaper sends Nitro over the top! The Grimm Reaper goes for a running elbowdrop, but Adam Nitro moves out of the way. The Grimm Reaper is out cold. Davis: But Nitro dodges the elbowdrop! The Reaper may have seriously injured himself right there! The crowd is behind Adam Nitro all the way. Adam Nitro is handed a frying pan. Briggs: Nitro with a weapon! Adam Nitro hits him with the frying pan. Davis: And he drilled The Reaper right in the back of the head! Adam Nitro sets up The Grimm Reaper on the table. Briggs: Nitro climbing onto the apron! Adam Nitro executes a frog splash through the table. The table didn't break. Davis: Frog splash, and the table didn't give! The Grimm Reaper's body absorbed ALL the force from that maneuver! Briggs: A move THROUGH a table hurts you plenty, but it's ten times worse when the table doesn't break! The crowd is going into a frenzy. Adam Nitro throws The Grimm Reaper back into the ring. Adam Nitro executes the Overdose on The Grimm Reaper. Briggs: Nitro rolls The Reaper back into the ring and immediately locks on The Overdose! The Grimm Reaper tries to fight the pain. The Grimm Reaper summons one last burst of energy. Davis: The Reaper showing the effects from that splash on the table - I don't think he can fight this much longer! The Grimm Reaper reaches the ropes after being trapped for 32 seconds. Briggs: He made it to the ropes! Reaper made it to the ropes! Adam Nitro goes for an octopus hold, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper executes the Godzilla Driver on Adam Nitro. Davis: And he hits his own finishing maneuver, the Godzilla Driver! He covers... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Adam Nitro has been eliminated. Numerous fans are using The Grimm Reaper for target practice. The winner is The Grimm Reaper. Time of match: 0:07:27 Briggs: And Adam Nitro is out of the match! It's down to Steve Fella and The Grimm Reaper for the SFWL World Heavyweight title! They lock up. The Grimm Reaper hits Steve Fella. The Grimm Reaper is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The Grimm Reaper kicks Steve Fella. The Grimm Reaper is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Steve Fella punches The Grimm Reaper. The crowd is behind Steve Fella all the way. Steve Fella chops The Grimm Reaper. Steve Fella kicks The Grimm Reaper. Davis: Reaper and Fella sizing each other up. The chants for Steve Fella are deafening. Steve Fella executes a jumping DDT on The Grimm Reaper. The chants for Steve Fella are deafening. Steve Fella whips The Grimm Reaper into the ropes, but The Grimm Reaper reverses it. The Grimm Reaper misses with a kick. Steve Fella hits The Grimm Reaper with an elbow. Steve Fella hits The Grimm Reaper with a dragon suplex. Briggs: Fella pins Reaper's shoulders down with the Dragon suplex! Heath Ericson is there to make the count... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Davis: The Reaper lifts a shoulder before Heath Ericson counts the three! Steve Fella goes for a DDT, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a low blow. The Grimm Reaper executes the Godzilla Driver on Steve Fella. Briggs: Godzilla Driver! It's OVER! The Reaper is three seconds away from walking out of here still the champ! Davis: Lateral press... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Davis: FELLA GOT A FOOT ON THE ROPES! This match isn't over!! Briggs: Fella really showing everyone something tonight - NOBODY gets up from the Godzilla Driver! The Grimm Reaper goes for a punch, but Steve Fella reverses it. Steve Fella uses a moonsault bodyblock on The Grimm Reaper. Briggs: Fella hits the moonsault bodyblock! He covers... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Davis: And nearly gets the fall! Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with brass knuckles. Briggs: Now he's got a pair of knucks! Steve Fella hits him with the knuckles. The crowd is behind Steve Fella all the way. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on The Grimm Reaper. Briggs: JACKASS DROP! JACKASS DROP! He's already hit it on The Reaper once tonight - will the second time be enough to put him away? Steve Fella goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Davis: The Reaper gets a shoulder up! Fella only got two and a half! Steve Fella nails The Grimm Reaper with a spear. Steve Fella goes for a dragon suplex, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper kicks Steve Fella. The Grimm Reaper punches Steve Fella. The Grimm Reaper further incites the crowd. The Grimm Reaper goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella nails The Grimm Reaper with a series of punches. Briggs: Fella and The Reaper pounding each other senseless! Steve Fella hits him with brass knuckles. Steve Fella throws The Grimm Reaper out of the ring. Steve Fella goes through the ropes. Davis: Fella takes The Reaper out to ringside! Steve Fella sets up The Grimm Reaper on the table. Steve Fella tries to Jackass Drop The Grimm Reaper through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Briggs: Reaper slipped away from Fella as he attempted the JACKASS DROP! Fella hit that table hard! The Grimm Reaper is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The Grimm Reaper whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. The Grimm Reaper nails Steve Fella with a spear. Davis: The Reaper speared him right into the guardrail! Fella just got crushed! The Grimm Reaper reenters the ring. Steve Fella follows him back in. The Grimm Reaper is going for the pin. Briggs: Reaper rolls Fella up as he re-enters the ring... Heath Ericson counts: One, kickout. Davis: But Fella kicks out at ONE! The Grimm Reaper whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. Steve Fella takes The Grimm Reaper down with a kick to the midsection. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on The Grimm Reaper. Briggs: JACKASS DROP number three! Fella covers... The crowd is giving Steve Fella a standing ovation. Steve Fella goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: And The Reaper STILL kicks out! The Grimm Reaper is indestructible! Steve Fella whips The Grimm Reaper into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper misses with an elbow. Steve Fella hits The Grimm Reaper with a kick. Steve Fella runs into the ropes. Steve Fella hits The Grimm Reaper with a clothesline. The Grimm Reaper falls out of the ring. Briggs: Fella clotheslines the Reaper over the top! Steve Fella goes for Asai moonsault, but The Grimm Reaper moves out of the way. The Grimm Reaper executes the Godzilla Driver on Steve Fella on the concrete floor. Davis: Godzilla Driver on the concrete! That's it for Fella - he's out like a light! Briggs: Fella hit that concrete twice in rapid succession - first, when he missed the Asai moonsault, then again when The Grimm Reaper spiked him with the Godzilla Driver! Numerous fans are using The Grimm Reaper for target practice. Steve Fella is out cold. The Grimm Reaper is handed a keyboard. The Grimm Reaper takes a swing at Steve Fella with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Steve Fella snatches the keyboard from him. Steve Fella takes a swing at The Grimm Reaper with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Davis: Fella and Reaper fighting over that keyboard! The Grimm Reaper snatches the keyboard from him. The Grimm Reaper hits him with the keyboard. Briggs: And it's The Reaper who connects! Numerous fans are using The Grimm Reaper for target practice. The Grimm Reaper sets up Steve Fella on the table. Davis: Reaper setting Fella up on the table! The Grimm Reaper tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with a backdrop driver, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Briggs: But Fella got away from him! The Reaper caught the corner of the table right between the shoulder blades! They're brawling inside the ring area. Steve Fella hits a jumping DDT on The Grimm Reaper. Steve Fella whips The Grimm Reaper into the guardrail. Steve Fella goes for a jumping DDT, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a backdrop. Davis: Fella went for that jumping DDT one too many times! The Grimm Reaper sets up Steve Fella on the table. Briggs: The Reaper's climbing up the turnbuckles! What's he going to do?! The Grimm Reaper executes a shooting star press through the table. Davis: Shooting star oress! The SEVEN-foot, THREE HUNDRED pound Grimm Reaper just hit a shooting star press! Briggs: And that table didn't move an inch! Fella just got FLATTENED! The table didn't break. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. The Grimm Reaper executes an elbowsmash on Steve Fella. The Grimm Reaper throws Steve Fella back into the ring. Briggs: Reaper rolls Fella in under the bottom rope. The Grimm Reaper hits a boot choke on Steve Fella. The Grimm Reaper whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle. Steve Fella comes back and rocks The Grimm Reaper with an elbow. Steve Fella climbs to the top turnbuckle, but The Grimm Reaper nails him in the stomach. Steve Fella falls onto the top turnbuckle. Davis: Steve Fella in a bad position! Steve Fella falls back into the ring. Briggs: But The Reaper just lets him drop to the mat! The Grimm Reaper nails Steve Fella with an armbar takedown. The Grimm Reaper is going for the pin. Davis: Reaper covers... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Davis: But Fella makes the ropes! Briggs: I don't think I could handle seeing a World Heavyweight Title match end on an armbar takedown. The Grimm Reaper puts Steve Fella in a nerve hold. Steve Fella breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Steve Fella nails The Grimm Reaper with a headbutt. Steve Fella takes The Grimm Reaper down with a kick to the midsection. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on The Grimm Reaper. Briggs: JACKASS DROP! Fella hits the JACKASS DROP for a fourth time! Lateral press... The crowd is going into a frenzy. Steve Fella goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: And The Reaper kicks out! I don't think there's ANYTHING Fella can do to finish him off! Steve Fella hits the Michinoku Driver on The Grimm Reaper. Briggs: Fella with a Michinoku Driver! He covers... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: And The Reaper kicks out AGAIN! Steve Fella goes for the Michinoku Driver, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper kicks Steve Fella. Numerous fans are using The Grimm Reaper for target practice. The Grimm Reaper hits Steve Fella. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. The Grimm Reaper uses a clothesline on Steve Fella. The Grimm Reaper catches Steve Fella in a nerve hold. Briggs: Reaper sinking his thumb into Steve Fella's carotid artery! Steve Fella is inching his way towards the ropes. Steve Fella tries to fight the pain. Steve Fella tries to escape the hold. Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 33 seconds. Davis: Fella made it to the ropes! Heath Ericson is calling for the break! The Grimm Reaper goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on The Grimm Reaper. Briggs: The JACKASS DROP! Fella hit another JACKASS DROP! That makes five JACKASS DROPS on the evening! Davis: Lateral press... Steve Fella goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. The Grimm Reaper has been eliminated. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Steve Fella. Time of match: 0:14:03 Briggs: And Fella wins! Fella wins! For the first time in his SFWL career, "Suicide" Steve Fella has claimed the SFWL World Heavyweight championship! Davis: This is a momentous occasion for Steve Fella! Throughout his long SFWL career, the World Heavyweight title is the one prize that eluded him - and now he's got it, claiming it in dramatic fashion by pinning The Grimm Reaper after hitting the Jackass Drop for a FIFTH time! Briggs: This is a big day for Steve Fella...and it's been a big day for the SFWL as a whole! And now, folks, we are completely out of time! So, on behalf of myself, Del Davis, all our broadcast colleagues, and the entire SFWL production crew, thanks for tuning in, and we'll see you all at Wednesday Terror! (The screen fades to the SFWL copyright notice, then to black.)