The scene slowly fades in from black to a shot of the SFWL logo - the silhouettes of two wrestlers, with one holding the other in a standing side headlock. After a few seconds, "A Shogun Named Marcus" by Clutch begins blaring, and the logo shot is replaced by one of "Suicide" Steve Fella executing the Jackass Drop on The Grimm Reaper, with the word CHAMPIONS superimposed over it. This, in turn, is replaced with a clip of Arioc executing the Last Rites on Tirok Siban, with the word CHALLENGERS prominently displayed on-screen. *ALLIES* Mike Torment and Doug Bronson walk down the entrance ramp. *ENEMIES* Brian Bowers executes an enzuigiri on Havoc. *VILLAINS* The BMFs swarm Arioc. *VICTIMS* The imposing silhouette of Paine towers over a bloodied Candice. *FLIERS* Jason Chadborne executes a moonsault on Azrael. *FIGHTERS* Barret McDougal locks a chokehold on Danny DeCosta inside the Lion's Den. *HEROES* Dr. Zitzaki executes the Reign of the Taikatzu on Doug Bronson. *LEGENDS* Wolf emerges from the entryway. *SFWL* The Disciples of Destruction run toward the ring wielding numerous weapons. *ULTRA SLAM* "Suicide" Steve Fella and Arioc standing toe to toe. *4* The SFWL Logo. The camera cuts to a wide panning shot of the First Union Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, where the capacity crowd is on it's feet, cheering wildly. "A Shogun Named Marcus" blares in the background as pyro erupts from the ringposts, entryway and ramp. The camera pans to show the entire arena, then settles on the Canadian announcers' table, where Del Davis and "Big" Paul Briggs are seated. Davis: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the biggest show of the year, SFWL ULTRA SLAM 4! Briggs: This is going to be an amazing show! Every SFWL singles title will be on the line tonight! Davis: In tonight's main event, the rivalry between "Suicide" Steve Fella and Arioc will finally come to a head as Arioc challenges Fella for the SFWL World Heavyweight title! Briggs: Fella has been tormenting Arioc...AND his manager Lilith...for months, and now, Arioc has his chance for revenge. He has a chance to take the one thing that means the most to Steve Fella...the SFWL World Heavyweight title! Davis: Fella ALWAYS has another trick up his sleeve, though! Who knows what he's going to do tonight to take Arioc off his game! And it's not like Arioc's going to have it easy inside the ring, either! Fella may not be a particularily big competitor, but he's one of the most talented - and most DRIVEN - athletes this league has ever seen! Briggs: Arioc has as good a shot as anyone, though! He stands seven feet tall, but he moves like someone half his size...he's a master of both technical wrestling and high-power brawling! Davis: Fella versus Arioc is going to be a main event for the ages, no question about it! Briggs: The Intercontinental title will also be on the line tonight, as Doug Bronson, Mike Torment, Barret McDougal and Tirok Siban square off for the vacated belt! Davis: All four of those men are outstanding wrestlers, and any one of them could carry that title well. But I question what this match is going to do to the alliances between these men! Both McDougal and Siban AND Torment and Bronson are currently allied, but it's going to be every man for himself in this match! While this match will decide the Intercontinental champion, it may well break up two friendships as well! Briggs: We'll also crown a new Cruiserweight champion tonight as three of the federation's top lightweights - Jimmy Joker, Jason Chadborne and Azrael - face off in a one-fall Triangle Match! One of those three WILL walk away from that match SFWL Cruiserweight champion! Davis: But it's the FANS who are going to be the real winners in that one. All three participants are capable of putting on an absolutely spectacular match, and they're all going to be giving it one hundred and ten percent tonight! Briggs: As well, the Extreme title will be contested...inside a sixteen foot steel cage, as Dr. Zitzaki will put the belt on the line against Paine! Davis: And the belt is far from the only thing on the line in that match! Paine, who has held Dr. Zitzaki's manager Candice captive for several weeks, has promised to free her if Dr. Zitzaki wins! But, if Paine wins, not only will he get the Extreme title, but he will also get five minutes alone in the cage with Candice! Briggs: Dr. Zitzaki is going to be a man possessed in there, but, even with the motivation of fighting for Candice's freedom, is he going to have what it takes to overcome the massive Paine? Davis: In addition to those four title matches, there are seven other great matches scheduled to take place tonight! Briggs: In six-man tag team action, True North and The Disciples of Destruction will clash one last time! These two groups have been at each others throats for a long time, and tonight, everything will be settled! Davis: We'll also see the return of SFWL legend Wolf, as he takes on up and coming superstar "Dangerous" Danny DeCosta! And, while the tag team titles may not be on the line, there will still be tag team action here in the First Union Center here tonight, as Mike Torment and Doug Bronson take on Nathaniel Jordan and Cyber! Briggs: We'll also see two of the SFWL's top technical wrestlers, Tirok and Five, in action, facing off in a submission match! Davis: It's going to be the Rattlesnake Tamer versus the Gas Pedal Cross in that matchup! In addition to seeing two of the SFWL's best technical wrestlers in action, we'll also see two of its top brawlers go at it, as "Bully" Brick Bruiser faces The Crack Habit Rabbit in a taped fist streetfight! Briggs: And, in what could well be considered a number one contender's match to the Intercontinental - if not the World - title Rob Justice will face The Brahmin! Davis: Both Justice and The Brahmin have something to prove! Justice is looking to prove, once and for all, that he has left Freebird behind, and The Brahmin wants to prove that he didn't lose his edge during his extended absence! Briggs: And now, it's time for us to send this over to our broadcast colleagues, who will bring you tonight's first match...Violent Josh versus Jay Money! (scene shifts to an announcers table where Johnny Royal and Mike Moon are seated. Mike Moon is wearing a pair of jeans and a black SFWL shirt, while Johnny Royal is decked out in a red suit.) Johhny: Hello once again everyone. Mike Moon and Johnny Royal here to bring you two matches of tonight’s pay-per-view extravaganza. Mike, we start with two rising stars of the SFWL. Mike: That’s right. Jay Money and Violent Josh have impressed a lot of people, and tonight they get the satisfaction of starting a pay-per-view. And best of all, it’s a barbed wire match. This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Barbed Wire Baseball Bat Match. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Dazzling Denise... From San Jose, California... Weighing in at 255 pounds... Jay Money His opponent... Fighting out of Southwest Detroit, MI... Weighing in at 292 pounds... Violent Josh They lock up. Jay Money whips Violent Josh into the barbed wire, but Violent Josh reverses it. Violent Josh nails Jay Money with a jack-knife power bomb. Jay Money hits Violent Josh with a double underhook suplex. Jay Money bows to the crowd. The crowd erupts. Johnny: Jay Money not loved by many of the fans in Philadelphia. Jay Money throws Violent Josh out of the ring. Jay Money goes through the ropes. Jay Money knocks Violent Josh into the ringsteps. Jay Money hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat. Mike: Money nails Violent Josh with that deadly weapon. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money throws Violent Josh over the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Violent Josh flings Jay Money over a row of chairs. The crowd is giving Violent Josh a standing ovation. Violent Josh is handed a frying pan. Violent Josh hits him with the frying pan. Johnny: Frying pans, baseball bats. This match is getting very ugly. They're brawling down the aisle. Violent Josh executes a back suplex on Jay Money. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Violent Josh. Violent Josh uses a fisherman suplex on Jay Money. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Johnny: Josh using some technical wrestling skills to get a two-count. Violent Josh is handed the ring bell. Violent Josh hits him with the ring bell. The crowd erupts. They're brawling down the aisle. Violent Josh goes for a fisherman suplex, but Jay Money blocks it. They're brawling up the aisle. Jay Money hits Violent Josh with a jack-knife power bomb. Jay Money is handed a fire extinguisher. Jay Money hits him with the fire extinguisher. Mike: A power bomb on the concrete and then the fire extinguisher to the head. What more could you ask for? Johnny: How about some wrestling moves? The crowd is going into a frenzy. Jay Money executes a DDT on Violent Josh. Jay Money hits him with a fire extinguisher. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling in mid-arena. Violent Josh uses an atomic drop on Jay Money. They're brawling in mid-arena. Violent Josh uses a belly-to-back suplex on Jay Money. Violent Josh executes the Extreme Ending on Jay Money on the concrete floor. Mike: EXTREME ENDING!! Johnny: If only they were in the ring. The crowd is giving Violent Josh a standing ovation. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Violent Josh goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Violent Josh is handed a baseball bat. Violent Josh hits him with the baseball bat. The crowd erupts. They're brawling up the aisle. Violent Josh uses an atomic drop on Jay Money. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Violent Josh goes for a choke slam, but Jay Money counters it with a kick to the midsection. In turn, Violent Josh counters it with a legsweep. Johnny: Violent Josh has really stepped it up tonight. Mike: He wants to have a good showing on the biggest night of the year. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Violent Josh throws Jay Money over the guardrail. Violent Josh goes for a backbreaker, but Jay Money counters it with a facerake. Jay Money hits a swinging neckbreaker on Violent Josh. The crowd erupts. Jay Money bows to the crowd. Mike: Talk about a mixed reaction. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Money. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money hits Violent Josh with a double underhook suplex. Jay Money is handed a keyboard. Jay Money hits him with the keyboard. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Johnny: Jay Money trying to fight his back into this match. Jay Money whips Violent Josh into the guardrail. Jay Money bows to the crowd. The crowd is giving Jay Money a standing ovation. Dazzling Denise comes from behind and distracts Violent Josh. Mike: Dazzling Denise giving Violent Josh a little like of what she has to offer. Jay Money is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money throws Violent Josh over the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Jay Money hits a fallaway slam on Violent Josh. Johnny: Violent Josh knocks down a few fans in the first row. Mike: Never mind the fans, what about the concrete!! They're brawling up the aisle. Jay Money uses an inverted power bomb on Violent Josh. Jay Money whips Violent Josh into the guardrail. Jay Money whips Violent Josh into the guardrail. Johnny: Jay Money is relentless in his attack on the outside. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money takes Violent Josh down with a Russian legsweep. The crowd is going into a frenzy. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money throws Violent Josh over the guardrail. Dazzling Denise comes from behind and distracts Violent Josh. Mike: Damn, I hate valets! Johnny: Unless they’re good looking, right? Mike: Shut up. They're brawling up the aisle. Jay Money bows to the crowd. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Dazzling Denise comes from behind, but Violent Josh nails Dazzling Denise. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money throws Violent Josh over the guardrail. They're brawling down the aisle. Johnny: This match hasn’t been in the ring very much. Jay Money goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Violent Josh counters it with a backdrop. Violent Josh is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Violent Josh is handed a baseball bat. Violent Josh takes a swing at Jay Money with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Jay Money snatches the baseball bat from him. Jay Money hits him with the baseball bat. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Jay Money goes for the Money Maker, but Violent Josh counters it with a backdrop. Mike: Jay Money almost got his finisher on Violent Josh. Johnny: I don’t think Josh would have gotten up from it, even if he does way 335 pounds. Mike: Uhh, Johnny, he only weighs 292 now. Johnny: Holy shit. I’d like to try that diet. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Violent Josh whips Jay Money into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Violent Josh executes a clothesline on Jay Money. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Violent Josh hits a fisherman suplex on Jay Money. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Violent Josh takes Jay Money down with a backbreaker. Violent Josh takes a swing at Jay Money with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Johnny: Josh with a nice string of offense. Jay Money snatches the baseball bat from him. Jay Money hits him with the baseball bat. Jay Money whips Violent Josh into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Jay Money throws Violent Josh back into the ring. Jay Money gives the sign for the Money Maker. Jay Money executes the Money Maker on Violent Josh. Johnny: Money Maker!! The cover… Bob Leardi counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jay Money goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Violent Josh counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Violent Josh executes the Extreme Ending on Jay Money. Mike: Another Extreme Ending! This time they’re in the ring. Johnny: He’s going for the cover…. The crowd is giving Violent Josh a standing ovation. Violent Josh goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts. The winner is Violent Josh. Time of match: 0:08:29 Johnny: Violent Josh has started us off with an impressive victory over Jay Money. Mike: That match was anything but a technical wrestling match, but it was still a good start to this great night. Johnny: Up next is the…different Crack Habit Rabbit, facing off against one half of Street Fighters 2000 and a member of the DoD, Brick Bruiser. This is a taped fist match. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Taped Fist match scheduled for Introducing first... Hailing from Brooklyn, New York... Weighing in at 290 pounds... "Bully" Brick Bruiser His opponent... From Tulsa, Oklahoma... Weighing in at 297 pounds... The Crack Habit Rabbit They lock up. Brick Bruiser attempts to place The Crack Habit Rabbit on the turnbuckle, but The Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Brick Bruiser goes for a backspin DDT, but The Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Crack Habit Rabbit executes a pumphandle suplex on Brick Bruiser. The Crack Habit Rabbit executes a fisherman suplex on Brick Bruiser. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Johnny: Early cover by Mr. Rabbit Ears, but he only gets a two! The Crack Habit Rabbit does a rabbit hop. The crowd erupts. The Crack Habit Rabbit uses a Russian legsweep on Brick Bruiser. The Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Mike: So far it’s all CHR. Bruiser has been taken right out of his element. The Crack Habit Rabbit runs into the ropes. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Brick Bruiser with a football tackle. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a DDT, but Brick Bruiser counters it with a backdrop. Brick Bruiser hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a somersault slam. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Johnny: Big somersault slam, but he only gets a two. Brick Bruiser nails The Crack Habit Rabbit with a back suplex. Brick Bruiser uses a spinning DDT on The Crack Habit Rabbit. The crowd erupts. Brick Bruiser hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a kick to the groin. Brick Bruiser whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the ropes. Brick Bruiser hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a shoulderblock. Brick Bruiser hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a Death Valley Driver. Mike: Bruiser using some high-powered offence. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Brick Bruiser runs into the ropes. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Brick Bruiser with a clothesline. Brick Bruiser falls out of the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes through the ropes. The Crack Habit Rabbit is handed cookie sheet. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits him with the sheet. Johnny: CHR trying to open Brick Bruiser up. The crowd is behind The Crack Habit Rabbit all the way. The Crack Habit Rabbit slashes him with cookie sheet. The Crack Habit Rabbit knocks Brick Bruiser into the ringsteps. The Crack Habit Rabbit slashes him with cookie sheet. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits a series of punches on Brick Bruiser. The Crack Habit Rabbit nails Brick Bruiser with a piledriver. The Crack Habit Rabbit does a rabbit hop. The crowd is behind The Crack Habit Rabbit all the way. Mike: Go crack boy, it’s your birthday… Johnny: I think we know who is on crack in this arena. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brick Bruiser blocks it. Brick Bruiser knocks The Crack Habit Rabbit into the ringpost. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Brick Bruiser is handed a keyboard. Brick Bruiser hits him with the keyboard. Mike: Compute that, bitch. The crowd is giving Brick Bruiser a standing ovation. Brick Bruiser whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. Brick Bruiser goes for a double underhook piledriver, but The Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a backdrop. The Crack Habit Rabbit executes a kneelift on Brick Bruiser. The Crack Habit Rabbit whips Brick Bruiser into the guardrail. The Crack Habit Rabbit throws Brick Bruiser back into the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit nails Brick Bruiser with a football tackle. Mike: HOOOOOOOOOOOO! The crowd is behind The Crack Habit Rabbit all the way. The Crack Habit Rabbit takes Brick Bruiser down with a punch. The Crack Habit Rabbit runs into the ropes. Brick Bruiser hits a choke slam on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Brick Bruiser hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a low blow. Brick Bruiser hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a backspin DDT. The crowd erupts. Brick Bruiser goes for a fallaway slam, but The Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a forearm smash. The Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Brick Bruiser. The crowd is behind The Crack Habit Rabbit all the way. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Brick Bruiser. Johnny: We’ve got an all out brawl happening. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Brick Bruiser. The Crack Habit Rabbit takes Brick Bruiser down with a vertical suplex. The Crack Habit Rabbit uses a series of punches on Brick Bruiser. The Crack Habit Rabbit nails Brick Bruiser with a European uppercut. Mike: Bruiser better get his act together, or his Ultra Slam experience will be short lived. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Brick Bruiser counters it with a facerake. Brick Bruiser throws The Crack Habit Rabbit out of the ring. Brick Bruiser goes through the ropes. Brick Bruiser hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a spear. Brick Bruiser goes for a facebite, but The Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a kneelift. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brick Bruiser uses a facebite on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Brick Bruiser throws The Crack Habit Rabbit back into the ring. Brick Bruiser chops The Crack Habit Rabbit. The chants for Brick Bruiser are deafening. Brick Bruiser punches The Crack Habit Rabbit with the taped fist. Johnny: Bruiser really living up to his name. Mike: I don’t get it. Johnny: I didn’t think you would. The chants for Brick Bruiser are deafening. Brick Bruiser chops The Crack Habit Rabbit. The crowd is behind Brick Bruiser all the way. The Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Brick Bruiser. The Crack Habit Rabbit punches Brick Bruiser with the taped fist. Mike: Question time!! Johnny: Oh geez. Mike: Doesn’t a bare fist hurt more than a taped fist? Johnny: Would you like to find out? The crowd is giving The Crack Habit Rabbit a standing ovation. Brick Bruiser chops The Crack Habit Rabbit. The crowd is behind Brick Bruiser all the way. Brick Bruiser takes The Crack Habit Rabbit down with dropkick from the second rope. Brick Bruiser chops The Crack Habit Rabbit. The crowd is behind Brick Bruiser all the way. The Crack Habit Rabbit punches Brick Bruiser with the taped fist. The crowd is giving The Crack Habit Rabbit a standing ovation. The Crack Habit Rabbit punches Brick Bruiser with the taped fist. Mike: HAYMAKER, HAYMAKER, HAYMAKER!!! Johnny: Didn’t you say that last week? The crowd is giving The Crack Habit Rabbit a standing ovation. The crowd erupts. The Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Brick Bruiser. The Crack Habit Rabbit whips Brick Bruiser into the ropes. Brick Bruiser and The Crack Habit Rabbit get hit with a double clothesline. Brick Bruiser goes for a backspin DDT, but The Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. The Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Brick Bruiser. The Crack Habit Rabbit punches Brick Bruiser with the taped fist. Johnny: CHR really going after Bruiser with those taped fists. The crowd is giving The Crack Habit Rabbit a standing ovation. The Crack Habit Rabbit throws Brick Bruiser out of the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit jumps onto him with splash. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Crack Habit Rabbit executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Brick Bruiser. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a kneelift, but Brick Bruiser side-steps and The Crack Habit Rabbit only hits air. Brick Bruiser throws The Crack Habit Rabbit back into the ring. Brick Bruiser throws The Crack Habit Rabbit out of the ring. Mike: What was the point of that? Brick Bruiser goes through the ropes. The crowd is behind Brick Bruiser all the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brick Bruiser goes for a fallaway slam, but The Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a forearm smash. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a pumphandle slam, but Brick Bruiser blocks it. Brick Bruiser hits the Niagara Driver on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Brick Bruiser nails The Crack Habit Rabbit with a somersault slam. Brick Bruiser hits a spinning power bomb on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Brick Bruiser executes a back suplex on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Mike: Brick Bruiser coming back with that high powered offence again. Brick Bruiser nails The Crack Habit Rabbit with a double underhook piledriver. Brick Bruiser reenters the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit follows him back in. Brick Bruiser executes the Doctor Bomb on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, in the ropes... Brick Bruiser executes the Cruisin' for a Bruisin' on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Johnny: CRUISIN’ FOR A BRUISIN’. The cover…. The chants for Brick Bruiser are deafening. Brick Bruiser goes for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, in the ropes... Johnny: Oh. CHR barely gets his foot on the ropes. Brick Bruiser hits a jawbreaker on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Brick Bruiser places The Crack Habit Rabbit on the turnbuckle. Brick Bruiser uses a top-rope German Suplex on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mike: Another near fall. Brick Bruiser really pouring it on here. Brick Bruiser hits a jawbreaker on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Brick Bruiser leaves the ring. He returns with a keyboard. Brick Bruiser takes a swing at The Crack Habit Rabbit with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. The Crack Habit Rabbit snatches the keyboard from him. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits him with the keyboard. The crowd erupts. Azrael comes from nowhere with a 2x4 in one hand and a shovel in the other. Johnny: What the hell? What is Azrael doing here? Azrael drops the shovel. Azrael hits Bruiser over the head with the 2x4. The 2x4 is broken in half. Azrael picks up the shovel and hits Bruiser in the back of the head. Bruiser is busted open. Mike: Azrael is doing a number on Brick Bruiser. Azrael hits Bruiser in the knee with the shovel. Bruiser falls. Azrael slams the shovel down on Bruiser and walks away. Johnny: Can someone tell me what the hell is going on? The Crack Habit Rabbit executes the Bunny Bomb on Brick Bruiser. The crowd erupts. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for the pin. Mike: It’s a no-brainer now. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving The Crack Habit Rabbit a standing ovation. The winner is The Crack Habit Rabbit. Time of match: 0:09:39 Johnny: After a brutal attack from Azrael, The Crack Habit Rabbit picks up the victory over Brick Bruiser. Mike: A fine start to his ppv career, but what was the deal with Azrael? Johnny: I’m sure we will find out in the days to come. [A brief SFWL logo blurs by the screen and acts as a transition screen as the announcers table changes. In the left seat sits a man that looks like a cross between Michael Hayes and the old Diesel -- old and gruff, but with good muscles and thick jet black hair. He wears a white work shirt and blue jeans, and barely smiles at the camera. Next to him sits a thin man with ashen blonde hair that is gray around the temples. He is dressed in a cheap suit and seems to scream "used car salesman." A caption introduces the first as Trevor "Blackjack" Blackburn and his companion as Bobby Weatherbottom.] Blackburn: Hello, ladies and gentlemen! I hope you're enjoying Ultra-Slam 2000 so far, because even though we've seen some great matches already, the best is yet to come! Weatherbottom: You said it, Trevor. Up next, we'll be bringing to you live a match between the veteran superstar Tirok Siban and the rookie who has taken the SFWL by storm, Five! As it happens, this is an "I Quit" match. Blackburn: It sure is, and that's why I'm behind Siban all the way. Not only is the man good with his fists, but he knows his submission moves, rivaled perhaps only by his former partner of times past, Barret McDougal. Weatherbottom: Siban may be the taste of the old generation, but Five has made more than one man tap in that ring with his Gas Pedal Cross. Plus, he's a whole lot better-looking. I wouldn't count him out yet. Blackburn: You're so damn shallow. Well, let's get to the ring to see just who can claim to be the better wrestler. This contest is an I-quit-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match with submission scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sierra... Fighting out of Las Cruces, New Mexico... Weighing in at 240 pounds... Tirok Siban His opponent... 46rom Toronto, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 335 pounds... Five They lock up. Five uses an armbreaker on Tirok Siban. Five runs into the ropes. Tirok Siban goes for a double arm DDT, but Five blocks it. Five uses an atomic drop on Tirok Siban. Five executes a backbreaker on Tirok Siban. Weatherbottom: Five going strong as this one kicks off! Five runs into the ropes. Sierra pulls down the top rope. Blackburn: But Sierra puts a quick stop to that! Tirok Siban jumps onto him with a somersault plancha. Tirok Siban knocks Five into the ringpost. Tirok Siban catches Five totally by surprise. The crowd erupts. Tirok Siban goes for the Rattlesnake Tamer, but Five counters it with a roll up. Weatherbottom: Siban is getting a bit premature here. Five may not be as experienced as he is, but he's not going to quit that early. Five sets up a table. Five whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Five goes for an atomic drop, but Tirok Siban counters it with a backward kick. Tirok Siban uses a series of punches on Five. Tirok Siban reenters the ring. Five follows him back in. Five runs into the ropes. Five misses with a kick. Five hits Tirok Siban with a kick. Five takes Tirok Siban down with a punch. Five nails Tirok Siban with a Death Valley Driver. Weatherbottom: And Five drops Siban right on his ugly old head! Blackburn: Do you have a problem with old wrestlers? Weatherbottom: Uh... Of course not, "Blackjack." Take it easy. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Five throws Tirok Siban out of the ring. Five jumps onto him with a flying clothesline. Five takes Tirok Siban down with a punch. Five sets up Tirok Siban on the table. Five tries to drive Tirok Siban through the table with a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but he blocks it. Blackburn: Five attempts to put Siban through a table, but he'll have none of it. Five is busted wide open. Sierra comes from behind and distracts Five. Tirok Siban whips Five into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tirok Siban whips Five into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Weatherbottom: Man, first Five gets an ugly gash across his million dollar face, and now that tart Sierra distracts him! And if they keep exchanging rights and lefts, Siban is going to get the upper hand! That is *his* domain. Tirok Siban reenters the ring. Five follows him back in. Tirok Siban goes for a back heel kick, but Five blocks it. Five runs into the ropes. Tirok Siban takes Five down with a spin kick. Tirok Siban nails Five with a double underhook piledriver. Tirok Siban takes Five down with a Death Valley Driver. Blackburn: A very impressive set of moves by Siban. And the crowd shows their appreciation. The crowd is giving Tirok Siban a standing ovation. Tirok Siban hits Five with a double underhook piledriver. Tirok Siban climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Five nails him in the stomach. Tirok Siban falls onto the top turnbuckle. Blackburn: Ouch! Weatherbottom: That will make Captain Winkie sad. Tirok Siban falls back into the ring. Five goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban whips Five into the ropes. Five hits Tirok Siban with a kick. Five hits a kick to the midsection on Tirok Siban. Five uses a lariat on Tirok Siban. Five goes for an elbowdrop, but Tirok Siban rolls out of the way. Blackburn: Five trying for one too many moves... Tirok Siban attempts to place Five on the turnbuckle, but Five blocks it. Tirok Siban runs into the ropes. Tirok Siban takes Five down with a back heel kick. Tirok Siban hits Five with a roundhouse kick. Tirok Siban takes Five down with a spin kick. Weatherbottom: Wow, check out those kicks! What a "feet" of strength by Siban! Ha! Ha ha! Blackburn: Shut up, Bobby. Tirok Siban runs into the ropes. Five hits Tirok Siban with a kick. Five executes an atomic drop on Tirok Siban. Five hits Tirok Siban. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Five kicks Tirok Siban. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Five kicks Tirok Siban. Five is being booed out of the building. Tirok Siban punches Five. The crowd erupts. Five kicks Tirok Siban. Five is being booed out of the building. Five punches Tirok Siban. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Weatherbottom: They're charging the ring because they want to teach these guys some wrestling moves! Get in there and show them a vertical suplex, Trevor. Five kicks Tirok Siban. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Tirok Siban whips Five into the ropes. Tirok Siban misses with a clothesline. Tirok Siban hits Five with a Death Valley Driver. Tirok Siban nails Five with a double underhook piledriver. Weatherbottom: See those little birds chirping around Five's head? Blackburn: If Siban can get on the Rattlesnake Tamer, this one could be over. The crowd is giving Tirok Siban a standing ovation. Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Tamer on Five. Blackburn: It's on! It's on! Can Five break free? Five is valiantly trying to break the hold. Five is struggling to reach the ropes. Five is inching his way towards the ropes. Five is barely hanging in there. Weatherbottom: Where does Five get all this amazing energy? His stamina is astounding! Heath Ericson tells Five to respond or he'll stop the fight. Five nods. Heath Ericson tells Five to respond or he'll stop the fight. Five nods. Five is writhing in pain. Heath Ericson asks Five if he should stop the fight. Five shakes his head. Heath Ericson asks Five if he's still there. Five nods. Heath Ericson asks Five if he's had enough. Five shakes his head. Heath Ericson asks Five if he's still there. Five nods. Five is close to passing out from the pain. Blackburn: Five seems to be slipping between reality and dreamland... Heath is checking the arm. Heath Ericson checks Five's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Five fights his way out of the hold after 50 seconds. Blackburn: I can't believe it! Five was in the Rattlesnake Tamer for almost a minute and he didn't tap out! Siban must be stunned! Five goes for a backbreaker, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban punches Five. The crowd erupts. Tirok Siban punches Five. Five punches Tirok Siban. Five kicks Tirok Siban. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Five kicks Tirok Siban. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Tirok Siban chops Five. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban chops Five. The crowd erupts. Tirok Siban chops Five. Five punches Tirok Siban. Numerous fans are using Five for target practice. Weatherbottom: Please! They just want you to wrestle! 50 bucks for an atomic drop! Anything! Five throws Tirok Siban out of the ring. Five jumps onto him with springboard dropkick. Blackburn: Beautiful dropkick from the rope! Sierra comes from behind, but Five nails Sierra. Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Tamer on Five on the concrete floor. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Five is out cold. Blackburn: My God! The Tamer right on the concrete! Five is gone! Tirok Siban is handed a road sign. Tirok Siban takes a swing at Five with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. Weatherbottom: Ha! The kid was just playing possum! Five snatches the road sign from him. Five hits him with the road sign. Tirok Siban is busted wide open. Five goes for the Gas Pedal Cross, but Tirok Siban counters it with a kick-off. Tirok Siban is handed brass knuckles. Tirok Siban hits him with the knuckles. Weatherbottom: That'll leave a mark. The crowd erupts. Tirok Siban throws Five back into the ring. Tirok Siban leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Tirok Siban sets up the chair. Tirok Siban executes a Death Valley Driver onto the chair on Five. Blackburn: Five has gone through two Rattlesnake Tamers and several drops on the head! Yet he still has the energy to go on! The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban hits a handspring moonsault on Five. Tirok Siban hits Five with a handspring moonsault. Five executes a low blow. Blackburn: Two cartwheels into moonsaults, and Five has to resort to hitting Siban where the sun don't shine. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Five goes for a kick to the midsection, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban attempts to place Five on the turnbuckle, but Five blocks it. Tirok Siban executes a legsweep faceslam on Five. Five leaves the ring and begins walking toward the entrance ramp. Five begins looking for something at the side of the ramp. Five returns to the ring carrying a baseball bat. Blackburn: Five's got a bat! Five re-enters the ring, and hits the referee with the bat. Blackburn: He hit the referee! Five knocked the referee out cold! Five throws Tirok out of the ring. Five follows him out. Five and Tirok Siban brawl all the way up the ramp. Tirok pushes Five through the curtain. Five stumbles through the curtain, hitting his head on the floor. Rob Justice is standing there, laughing at Five. Five gets up, and punches Rob Justice in the face. Blackburn: What a shot! He drilled Rob Justice right in the mouth! Justice and Five begin trading punches. Tirok approaches Rob Justice and grabs him by the shoulders. Tirok grabs Rob Justice. Tirok Siban: What the hell do you think you are going? Did I ask for your help in this goddamn match? Tirok Siban executes a kick to the midsection on Rob Justice. Tirok Siban takes Rob Justice down with a powerbomb onto the concrete. Weatherbottom: Siban apparently doesn't appreciate Rob Justice's help! Tirok Siban stares at Five. Tirok Siban: Are you just gonna stand there? Five grabs Rob Justice. Five and Tirok Siban pick up Rob Justice and throw him through a plate glass window. Blackburn: Unbelievable! Five and Tirok Siban just threw Rob Justice right through that glass! Five looks at Tirok Siban. Five: Now, that's what I call TEAMWORK! Five and Tirok shake hands, then walk away laughing. Blackburn: Folks, I think we've just seen a new alliance formed... at the expense of Rob Justice! Weatherbottom: That was quite a show that Siban and Five put on! Blackburn: Yeah... Too bad it was just an excuse for them to form a team. Weatherbottom: Don't be such a grump, you smart mark! This is show business. Blackburn: Whatever. Up next, the team of Mike Torment and Doug Bronson takes on Cyber and Nathaniel Jordan. Weatherbottom: Cyber and Jordan bill themselves as being the brilliant wrestlers of the League, saying they use their mind. Blackburn: I have to wonder how smart they are to agree to a match with Bronson and Torment... Weatherbottom: The bell is about to sound! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for Introducing first... Led to the ring by Heather... At a total combined weight of 540 pounds... Mike Torment and Doug Bronson Their opponents... Led to the ring by Kim and Tyler "The NetMan" King... At a total combined weight of 512 pounds... Nathaniel Jordan and Cyber They lock up. Mike Torment locks Nathaniel Jordan in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Nathaniel Jordan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Blackburn: The Iron Man and the Brilliant One starting off here. Mike Torment throws Nathaniel Jordan out of the ring. Mike Torment jumps onto him with a flying axhandle. The cheers for Mike Torment are drowning out the boos. Doug Bronson comes over to make it two-on-one. Cyber comes over and lays out Doug Bronson. Weatherbottom: Cyber comes over and gives Bronson the old Alt+F4! Blackburn: What? Cyber hits Mike Torment with a Death Valley Driver. Nathaniel Jordan puts Mike Torment in a double chickenwing submission. Cyber comes over to make it two-on-one. Cyber uses a superkick on Mike Torment. Blackburn: Hmmmm... Cyber and Jordan actually look pretty decent together. Nathaniel Jordan gets a double chickenwing submission on Mike Torment. Nathaniel Jordan hits Mike Torment with a piledriver. Nathaniel Jordan whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Nathaniel Jordan goes for a piledriver, but Mike Torment blocks it. Blackburn: Mistake there. Never use the same move twice on Torment. He's just too smart for that. Doug Bronson comes over to make it two-on-one. Doug Bronson goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Nathaniel Jordan blocks it. Cyber nails Doug Bronson with a waistlock suplex. Cyber is handed a frying pan. Cyber hits him with the frying pan. Weatherbottom: Where's the keyboard? He should have a crazy partner that carries a keyboard and call him "Keyboard." Blackburn: You still think you're a manager, don't you? The crowd is behind Cyber all the way. Cyber nails Doug Bronson with a Tombstone. Cyber knocks Doug Bronson into the ringsteps. Nathaniel Jordan comes over to make it two-on-one. Cyber and Nathaniel Jordan hit Doug Bronson with a double power bomb. Blackburn: I'll be damned! I may have to take back what I said earlier. Jordan and Cyber are taking Bronson and Torment apart. And this double power bomb may have really hurt the Old Dawg! Nathaniel Jordan hits a Yakuza kick on Doug Bronson. Cyber nails Doug Bronson with a swinging bulldog. Kim comes from behind and distracts Doug Bronson. Nathaniel Jordan comes over to make it two-on-one. Weatherbottom: Between all these moves and two valets, Broson and Torment may be screwed, blued and tatooed. Cyber hits him with the frying pan. The crowd erupts. Cyber goes for a legdrop, but Doug Bronson rolls out of the way. Doug Bronson reenters the ring. Cyber follows him back in. Doug Bronson takes Cyber down with a double-arm DDT. Weatherbottom: Take that, smarty-pants! Doug Bronson is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, shoulder up. Doug Bronson tags out to Mike Torment. Mike Torment takes Cyber down with a backbreaker. Doug Bronson enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mike Torment and Doug Bronson whip Cyber into the ropes. They hit Cyber with a double elbowsmash. Blackburn: It looks like Torment and Bronson have decided to pay Cyber and Jordan back for all what they did earlier. Mike Torment and Doug Bronson whip Cyber into the ropes. They hit Cyber with a double fist to the midsection. Doug Bronson leaves the ring. Mike Torment whips Cyber into the ropes, but Cyber reverses it. Cyber misses with a shoulderblock. Cyber hits Mike Torment with a kick. Cyber attempts to place Mike Torment on the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment blocks it. Cyber hits Mike Torment. The crowd is giving Cyber a standing ovation. Cyber kicks Mike Torment. Cyber nails Mike Torment with a chop. Cyber locks Mike Torment in a bearhug. Weatherbottom: Cyber softens Torment up, and now he's hoping to squeeze the energy out of him like so much orange juice! Mike Torment tries to escape the hold. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Cyber whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle. Cyber goes for an uppercut punch, but Mike Torment side-steps and Cyber only hits air. Mike Torment whips Cyber into the ropes. Cyber hits Mike Torment with a clothesline. Cyber places Mike Torment on the turnbuckle. Cyber executes the Slam.com on Mike Torment. Blackburn: Wow, he hit it! We may be looking at a major upset here! The chants for Cyber are deafening. Cyber goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, Doug Bronson makes the save. Blackburn: Bronson has to make the save... Weatherbottom: Hey, he just saw a spider on Torment's tights, went over, and pulled it off. It's not his fault that Cyber was in the way! Cyber tags out to Nathaniel Jordan. Nathaniel Jordan and Cyber whip Mike Torment into the ropes. They hit Mike Torment with a double backdrop. Blackburn: Some more of that good tag team chemistry from Cyber and Jordan! Cyber leaves the ring. Nathaniel Jordan runs into the ropes. Nathaniel Jordan hits Mike Torment with an elbow. Nathaniel Jordan puts Mike Torment in a Boston crab. Blackburn: Jordan hooks Torment's legs and sits down, hoping for a submission. Mike Torment is struggling to reach the ropes. Nathaniel Jordan lets go after 6 seconds. Nathaniel Jordan counts on his fingers. Blackburn: Jordan is letting his own ego get ahead of him! Not that brilliant! Nathaniel Jordan is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Nathaniel Jordan executes the Arithmetic Astro-Bomb on Mike Torment. Blackburn: Please tell me that's not right... Weatherbottom: I think it has a nice ring to it! I wonder if he can do a Mathmatic Mat Slam! Nathaniel Jordan seemingly enjoys the boos. Nathaniel Jordan goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, Heather distracts Tim Rice. Blackburn: Heather getting the attention of Tim Rice while the three count goes into a four count... Tim Rice is back on the job. Nathaniel Jordan attempts to place Mike Torment on the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment blocks it. Nathaniel Jordan goes for the Ace Crusher, but Mike Torment counters it with an inverted DDT. Mike Torment uses a dropkick to the knee on Nathaniel Jordan. Mike Torment locks Nathaniel Jordan in a figure-four leglock. Blackburn: Now it's Jordan's turn to be put in a submission move, and unlike Jordan, Torment won't let go. Nathaniel Jordan is struggling to reach the ropes. Nathaniel Jordan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mike Torment hits a backdrop driver on Nathaniel Jordan. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Blackburn: Torment gets two. Jordan might be wanting to find a tag... Mike Torment takes Nathaniel Jordan down with a backbreaker. The cheers for Mike Torment are drowning out the boos. Mike Torment whips Nathaniel Jordan into the ropes, but Nathaniel Jordan reverses it. Mike Torment nails Nathaniel Jordan with an Asai leg lariat. Mike Torment is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Weatherbottom: Another two count! Jordan has to look for Cyber if he can ever find an opening. Mike Torment places Nathaniel Jordan on the turnbuckle. Mike Torment nails Nathaniel Jordan with a belly-to-back superplex. Blackburn: Awesome move by Torment. Jordan's spine might be broken. The cheers for Mike Torment are drowning out the boos. Mike Torment hits a superkick on Nathaniel Jordan. Mike Torment tags out to Doug Bronson. Blackburn: After a kick to the jaw, Torment decides to let Bronson have some action. Cyber enters the ring and lays out Mike Torment. The chants for Cyber are deafening. Cyber hits Doug Bronson with a clothesline. Nathaniel Jordan executes a belly-to-back suplex on Doug Bronson. Cyber leaves the ring. Blackburn: Cyber helps Jordan catch his breath. Nathaniel Jordan gets the Ziplock on Doug Bronson. Blackburn: Jordan locks on that standing leg lock, trapping the arm... Doug Bronson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Nathaniel Jordan runs into the ropes. Nathaniel Jordan hits Doug Bronson with a clothesline. Nathaniel Jordan hits Doug Bronson with a power bomb. Blackburn: Jordan doing an impressive job with those moves. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Nathaniel Jordan complains about a slow count. Nathaniel Jordan tags out to Cyber. Weatherbottom: Maybe Cyber can finish 'im off. Mike Torment enters the ring and throws Nathaniel Jordan out of the ring. Mike Torment takes Cyber down with a superkick. Doug Bronson executes a bridging back suplex on Cyber. Weatherbottom: Whoa! Torment cleans house and then Bronson sets up for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, kickout. Blackburn: But only gets one. Mike Torment leaves the ring. Doug Bronson uses a belly-to-back suplex on Cyber. Doug Bronson leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Doug Bronson takes a swing at Cyber with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way. Cyber snatches the ring bell from him. Cyber takes a swing at Doug Bronson with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way. Doug Bronson snatches the ring bell from him. Doug Bronson hits him with the ring bell. Blackburn: About time. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Doug Bronson whips Cyber into the ropes. Cyber hits Doug Bronson with a clothesline. Cyber runs into the ropes. Cyber misses with a kick. Cyber hits Doug Bronson with a kick. Cyber nails Doug Bronson with a stomp. Cyber whips Doug Bronson into the ropes, but Doug Bronson reverses it. Blackburn: Bronson reversing the irish whip... Cyber misses with a shoulderblock. Cyber nails Doug Bronson with a clothesline. Cyber hits Doug Bronson. Doug Bronson chops Cyber. Doug Bronson is being booed out of the building. Cyber hits Doug Bronson. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Cyber. Cyber punches Doug Bronson. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Doug Bronson chops Cyber. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Blackburn: The fans are screaming for one of these guys to do something besides punch and kick. Doug Bronson hits Cyber. Doug Bronson is being booed out of the building. Doug Bronson hits Cyber. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Doug Bronson hits him with the ring bell. Cyber is busted wide open. Weatherbottom: FINALLY! Some blood! That's what the people came to see! Doug Bronson whips Cyber into the ropes, but Cyber reverses it. Doug Bronson hits Cyber with a kick. Doug Bronson whips Cyber into the ropes. Doug Bronson takes Cyber down with a cobra clutch suplex. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Doug Bronson puts Cyber in a dragon sleeper. Blackburn: Bronson places Cyber in the inverted facelock... Cyber is struggling to reach the ropes. Cyber tries to escape the hold. Cyber reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Doug Bronson executes a double-arm DDT on Cyber. Blackburn: After pushing to find the ropes, Cyber gets a double-arm DDT for his troubles. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Doug Bronson leaves the ring. He returns with a keyboard. Doug Bronson takes a swing at Cyber with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Cyber snatches the keyboard from him. Cyber hits him with the keyboard. Weatherbottom: So he can wrestle with his brain... and around-the-house appliances. Tim Rice throws the keyboard out of the ring. Nathaniel Jordan enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Cyber and Nathaniel Jordan hit Doug Bronson with a double power bomb. Blackburn: There it is again! Bronson's neck must be throbbing! Cyber and Nathaniel Jordan whip Doug Bronson into the ropes. They hit Doug Bronson with a double backdrop. Weatherbottom: These guys are just destroying Bronson with these double team moves! Cyber and Nathaniel Jordan whip Doug Bronson into the ropes. They hit Doug Bronson with a double clothesline. Blackburn: Cyber is the best thing to happen to Jordan and vice versa. These guys are impressive together. Cyber and Nathaniel Jordan hit Doug Bronson with a double top-rope DDT. Nathaniel Jordan leaves the ring. Weatherbottom: Oh, I wanted to see a double off-the-second-rope splash. Hollywood Blondes rule! Cyber attempts to place Doug Bronson on the turnbuckle, but Doug Bronson blocks it. Cyber chops Doug Bronson. Cyber chops Doug Bronson. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Cyber tags out to Nathaniel Jordan. Mike Torment enters the ring and throws Cyber out of the ring. Weatherbottom: Torment introducing Cyber to the concrete outside the ring. Doug Bronson and Mike Torment whip Nathaniel Jordan into the ropes. They attempt to hit Nathaniel Jordan with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Blackburn: Jordan proving that two heads aren't always better than one. The cheers for Nathaniel Jordan are drowning out the boos. Mike Torment leaves the ring. Nathaniel Jordan takes Doug Bronson down with a neck snap. Nathaniel Jordan goes for a 450 splash, but Doug Bronson rolls out of the way. Blackburn: That wasn't too bright. Now Bronson has the advantage. Doug Bronson locks Nathaniel Jordan in the cross-faced chicken wing. Doug Bronson lets go after 5 seconds. Doug Bronson catches Nathaniel Jordan in a double chickenwing submission. Weatherbottom: Bronson decided to not copy Bob Backlund and go for something a little more interesting. Nathaniel Jordan is struggling to reach the ropes. Nathaniel Jordan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Doug Bronson takes Nathaniel Jordan down with a double underhook suplex. Blackburn: Nice butterfly suplex by Bronson. The crowd is wildly cheering Doug Bronson with only a few scattered boos audible. Doug Bronson throws Nathaniel Jordan out of the ring. Doug Bronson jumps onto him with a baseball slide. Weatherbottom: SAFE! Jordan got that boot right in the jaw. Doug Bronson goes for an atomic drop, but Nathaniel Jordan counters it with a figure-four leglock. Cyber comes over to make it two-on-one. Cyber hits Doug Bronson with a Death Valley Driver. Blackburn: Instead of putting his leg through agony, Cyber opts to drop Bronson on his head. Nathaniel Jordan is handed cookie sheet. Nathaniel Jordan hits him with the sheet. Weatherbottom: Actually, the cookie sheet has been used by countless wrestling geniuses. When Newton challenegd Einstein to a hell in a cell match in Antwerp, it was "Big Albert" who flatted the "Dr. Apple" with the cooking sheet. Although quantum theory remains in debate, Einstein proved he was hardcore to the extreme! Blackburn: Bobby... Shut up. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Cyber comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Torment comes over, but gets cut off. Cyber takes Doug Bronson down with a DDT. Nathaniel Jordan hits Doug Bronson with a flying legdrop. Nathaniel Jordan reenters the ring. Doug Bronson follows him back in. Nathaniel Jordan goes for a power bomb, but Doug Bronson blocks it. Doug Bronson hits a bridging back suplex on Nathaniel Jordan. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Weatherbottom: Close, but yet so not. Doug Bronson locks Nathaniel Jordan in a double chickenwing submission. Nathaniel Jordan is struggling to reach the ropes. Nathaniel Jordan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds . Doug Bronson attempts to place Nathaniel Jordan on the turnbuckle, but Nathaniel Jordan blocks it. Doug Bronson takes Nathaniel Jordan down with an Aztecan suplex. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Blackburn: Bronson can't keep Jordan down. Doug Bronson hits Nathaniel Jordan with a belly-to-belly suplex. Doug Bronson doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Doug Bronson goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Nathaniel Jordan blocks it. Cyber enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Cyber takes Doug Bronson down with a clothesline. Nathaniel Jordan executes a Yakuza kick on Doug Bronson. Nathaniel Jordan doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Nathaniel Jordan whips Doug Bronson into the ropes. Nathaniel Jordan hits Doug Bronson with a shoulderblock. Nathaniel Jordan hits a rana on Doug Bronson. Blackburn: Nice hurricanrana by Jordan! Bronson may not be able to recover! Tim Rice counts: One, two, Mike Torment makes the save. Blackburn: Torment makes the save. Cyber and Jordan have come close to victory, but Torment and Bronson seem to have each other's backs covered. Doug Bronson runs into the ropes. Doug Bronson hits Nathaniel Jordan with a backspin DDT. Weatherbottom: Oooo! Oooo! That one Hurricane thing. Blackburn: The term you grope for is the Maivia Hurricane. The cheers for Doug Bronson are drowning out the boos.20 Nathaniel Jordan takes the Math Book and uses it on him. Weatherbottom: My teacher always taught me I couldn't learn by osmosis. Nathaniel Jordan uses the Rocker Dropper on Doug Bronson. Weatherbottom: Booty call! Fameasser! Fameasser! Nathaniel Jordan goes for a Boston crab, but Doug Bronson blocks it. Nathaniel Jordan uses the Rocker Dropper on Doug Bronson. The crowd is wildly cheering Nathaniel Jordan with only a few scattered boos audible. Nathaniel Jordan whips Doug Bronson into the ropes. Doug Bronson executes a backspin DDT on Nathaniel Jordan. Blackburn: Jordan is just walking around on spaghetti legs in there... He needs assistance. The cheers for Doug Bronson are drowning out the boos. Mike Torment enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Cyber enters the ring, but gets cut off. Blackburn: Cyber can't make it to help his injured comrade. Doug Bronson and Mike Torment whip Nathaniel Jordan into the ropes. They hit Nathaniel Jordan with a double backdrop. Mike Torment leaves the ring. Doug Bronson executes a double-arm DDT on Nathaniel Jordan. Weatherbottom: A double backdrop and now a double underhook DDT from Bronson! And Cyber can't make it! What could possibly save Jordan from defeat now? Nathaniel Jordan takes the Math Book and uses it on him. Weatherbottom: Forget I asked. The boos are resurfacing again. Nathaniel Jordan goes for a kneebreaker, but Doug Bronson counters it with an elbowsmash. Mike Torment enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mike Torment uses a superkick on Nathaniel Jordan. The cheers for Mike Torment are drowning out the boos. Doug Bronson puts Nathaniel Jordan in a cobra clutch. Nathaniel Jordan is writhing in pain. Nathaniel Jordan submits after 13 seconds. Blackburn: Bronson uses a move made famous by Sgt. Slaughter, and manages to get the win with it! Weatherbottom: Jordan and Cyber did a great job together, but Bronson and Torment proved to be the better team in the end. Doug Bronson doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. The winners are Mike Torment and Doug Bronson. Time of match: 0:15:21 Blackburn: Uh-oh. Cyber and Jordan are going after Torment and Bronson after the bell. All four wrestlers are brawling in the ring. The lights cut out. Suddenly, fire shoots up from around the arena. A loud voice is heard over the speakers. Voice: TORMENT!!! "Du Hast" by Rammstein plays over the speakers. The lights glow a dim blue. A big 7 foot tall man walks out, wearing mostly black and blue, with a hint of red on. He walks up to the ring where the four men are brawling. Weatherbottom: Who is this monster? Blackburn: I have no idea, but it can't be good for Torment and Bronson. The mystery man grabs both Doug Bronson and Mike Torment by the neck. The mystery man then hits them with a double choke slam. The mystery man picks up Mike Torment by the hair. The mystery man hits Mike Torment with a kick to the midsection followed by a sitdown faceslam. The mystery man turns Mike Torment over. The mystery man climbs to the top rope. The mystery man hits a top rope legdrop on Mike Torment. Weatherbottom: Whoever he is, he's doing a good job on Torment. The mystery man picks up Mike Torment and throws him in the direction of Cyber and Nathaniel Jordan. The mystery man proceeds to pick up Doug Bronson and start punching him. Cyber and Nathaniel Jordan set up Torment for the Graduation. The mystery man hits Bronson with a Gorilla Press. Cyber and Nathaniel Jordan execute the Graduation on Mike Torment. Blackburn: Torment and Bronson both hit hard by their respective attackers. The mystery man picks up both Mike Torment and Doug Bronson by the hair. The mystery man runs their heads into each other. The mystery man throws them both over the top rope. The mystery man rolls out of the ring and starts punching them both. Cyber is handed a microphone. Cyber: You must have thought it was pretty funny guys, embarrassing me like that while on the side of that idiot Tirok Siban. Well, no more will I be treated as infidel! No more will people look down upon me. For tonight, is a night of new hope. You see, I have rebuilt my desktop, I have rebooted, and now, I have uploaded the ultimate weapon to the SFWL. May I introduce... Megabyte! (points to the mystery man) Competence is here to stay, and it's graduation time! Cyber hands the microphone to Nathaniel Jordan Nathaniel Jordan: As all of you can see, I have had a recent change in my bodily structure. I am now 6 inches taller and about 100 pounds heavier. You all know, I did not appreciate being called the runt of the league, or a small man with no potential. So here's potential. After Megabyte throughs these two back into Competance's ring, we are going to proceed to clean up the place. Putting the 1...2...3... on them, and then winning and finally stick-up for Brilliant Ones everywhere. The three men leave the ring. Blackburn: Well, it seems that Cyber and Jordan are tired of being picked on, and have brought in some rather large help to be on their side. Which doesn't change the fact that they lost tonight. Weatherbottom: This is like when the nerds at my college stole the jock straps from the locker room after all of them were given wedgies at hazing... Blackburn: A fascinating story, but one for another time. Right now, we have to say good-bye. We'll catch you later, everyone! Briggs: We're back, ladies and gentlemen, and it's time for our next match! Davis: Up next, the returning Wolf, in his first SFWL match in over a year, will take on "Dangerous" Danny DeCosta! Briggs: DeCosta is known for the same thing that Wolf was back in his heyday - for being one of the most technically gifted wrestlers - and one of the best pure athletes - in the SFWL! Davis: We don't know how Wolf's year-long absence has affected him, but, if I know Wolf, he won't have missed a beat! This should be a phenomenal match! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Led to the ring by Vingil... From New York, New York... Weighing in at 252 pounds... Wolf His opponent... From The Motor City... Weighing in at 325 pounds... "Dangerous" Danny DeCosta Briggs: Danny DeCosta is going into this match at a disadvantage. He's coming out here alone, while Wolf is being accompanied to the ring by his manager Virgil! Davis: That's VINGIL! Briggs: Vince Gill? We managed to sign Vince Gill!? Davis: No, it's...oh, forget it! Let's just call the match! They lock up. Wolf goes for a DDT, but Danny DeCosta counters it with a low blow. Wolf hits Danny DeCosta with a low blow. Briggs: Wolf and DeCosta pulling no punches, trading low blos to start the match off! Wolf goes for the Skullsplitter, but Danny DeCosta counters it with a sidewalk slam. Davis: Wolf looking for the Skullsplitter DDT, but it's WAY too early! Danny DeCosta uses an enzuigiri on Wolf. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Danny DeCosta goes for the Splash Mountain, but Wolf counters it with a Frankensteiner. Briggs: Wolf takes him over with a Frankensteiner! He sits down for the cover... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Davis: And he gets two! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Briggs: Wolf headed up top! Wolf executes a twisting moonsault on Danny DeCosta. Davis: Twisting moonsault! He hooks the leg... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: And he gets another two-count! Davis: Wolf is on fire here in the early going! Wolf whips Danny DeCosta into the turnbuckle. Wolf runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Danny DeCosta moves out of the way. Danny DeCosta throws Wolf out of the ring. Briggs: DeCosta sends Wolf out to the floor! Danny DeCosta jumps onto him with a baseball slide. Davis: And sends him sprawling with a sliding dropkick! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Danny DeCosta nails Wolf with a short clothesline. Vingil comes from behind and distracts Danny DeCosta. Wolf takes Danny DeCosta down with a low blow. Briggs: Wolf using the distraction by Vingil to hit the cheapshot! Wolf throws Danny DeCosta back into the ring. Wolf throws Danny DeCosta out of the ring. Davis: Wolf can't seem to make up his mind! He doesn't know if he wants to keep this match in the ring or out on the floor! Wolf goes through the ropes. Wolf sets up a table. Wolf sets up Danny DeCosta on the table. Briggs: Wolf setting DeCosta up... Wolf executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Davis: Elbowdrop from the apron, and the table didn't give an inch! Briggs: DeCosta just got crushed! Wolf sets up Danny DeCosta on the table. Davis: And Wolf's headed back up to the apron! Wolf executes a flying somersault splash through the table. The table didn't break. Briggs: Somersault splash, and the table STILL didn't move! Davis: This match is going to be over VERY soon at this rate! The crowd is wildly cheering Wolf with only a few scattered boos audible. Wolf nails Danny DeCosta with a DDT. Wolf executes a springboard splash on Danny DeCosta. Wolf sets up Danny DeCosta on the table. Briggs: Wolf setting DeCosta up for a THIRD time! Wolf tries to drive Danny DeCosta through the table with a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Davis: But DeCosta moved out of the way! All Wolf's weight just drove his elbow into that table! Danny DeCosta doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Danny DeCosta hits Wolf with a Northern Lights bomb. Danny DeCosta catches Wolf totally by surprise. Danny DeCosta executes the DeCosta Nostra on Wolf on the concrete floor. Briggs: The DeCosta Nostra! He hit the DeCosta Nostra! Davis: But he needs to get Wolf back into the ring! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Danny DeCosta hits an enzuigiri on Wolf. Danny DeCosta knocks Wolf into the ringsteps. Vingil comes from behind and distracts Danny DeCosta. Briggs: Vingil buying Wolf some time! Wolf is handed cookie sheet. Davis: And Wolf uses it to find a weapon! Briggs: Not a GOOD weapon, but a weapon nonetheless. Wolf hits him with the sheet. Wolf doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Wolf sets up Danny DeCosta on the table. Wolf executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Briggs: Wolf drops another flying elbow on DeCosta, and the table STILL doesn't break! Wolf whips Danny DeCosta into the guardrail. Wolf reenters the ring. Danny DeCosta follows him back in. Davis: Both men back in the ring now! Danny DeCosta brings the the sheet into the ring. Danny DeCosta goes for a tiger driver, but Wolf blocks it. Wolf whips Danny DeCosta into the ropes. Danny DeCosta misses with a clothesline. Wolf uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Danny DeCosta. Wolf hits him with the sheet. Briggs: Wolf has apparently forgotten SOMETHING in his absence - cookie sheets are USELESS! Wolf runs into the ropes. Danny DeCosta misses with a shoulderblock. Danny DeCosta hits Wolf with an enzuigiri. Briggs: That'll learn him. The crowd is wildly cheering Danny DeCosta with only a few scattered boos audible. Danny DeCosta runs into the ropes. Danny DeCosta hits a Vader attack on Wolf. Danny DeCosta nails Wolf with a short clothesline. Danny DeCosta executes the DeCosta Nostra on Wolf. Davis: DeCosta Nostra, right in the center of the ring! Briggs: DeCosta hooks the leg! It's over! The boos are resurfacing again. Danny DeCosta goes for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Davis: Wolf got a foot on the ropes! This match isn't over YET! Danny DeCosta leaves the ring. He returns with a baseball bat. Briggs: DeCosta bringing a REAL weapon into the ring! Danny DeCosta takes a swing at Wolf with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Wolf snatches the baseball bat from him. Davis: But Wolf grabs it away from him... Wolf hits him with the baseball bat. Briggs: And nails him with it! Wolf doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Davis: Wolf climbing to the top rope... Wolf hits Danny DeCosta with a twisting moonsault. Davis: Twisting moonsault! He stays on him for the cover... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Briggs: But DeCosta's too close to the ropes! Wolf runs into the ropes. Danny DeCosta hits Wolf with a shoulderblock. Danny DeCosta hits a Liger Bomb on Wolf. Davis: Liger Bomb by DeCosta! He holds on for the cover... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Briggs: But Wolf makes it to the ropes! Danny DeCosta hits a DDT on Wolf. The boos are resurfacing again. Danny DeCosta chokes him with a baseball bat. Davis: DeCosta choking Wolf out with that bat! Danny DeCosta hits Wolf with an inverted power bomb. Briggs: And he sends him face-first to the canvas with an inverted powerbomb! Danny DeCosta whips Wolf into the ropes, but Wolf reverses it. Wolf hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Danny DeCosta. Wolf hits Danny DeCosta with an elbowsmash. Wolf uses a low blow on Danny DeCosta. Wolf executes the Skullsplitter on Danny DeCosta. Davis: Wolf hits the Skullsplitter! DeCosta is out cold! Briggs: Lateral press...this looks like it! Wolf goes for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: No! DeCosta kicked out! DeCosta kicked out after the Skullsplitter! Wolf runs into the ropes. Danny DeCosta misses with a shoulderblock. Wolf hits Danny DeCosta with a kick. Wolf hits Danny DeCosta with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Davis: Wolf drops the elbow! Lateral press... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: Two and a half! Wolf whips Danny DeCosta into the ropes. Vingil pulls down the top rope. Davis: Vingil sends DeCosta out to the floor! Wolf goes through the ropes. Briggs: And wastes no time following him out! Wolf knocks Danny DeCosta into the ringsteps. Wolf sets up Danny DeCosta on the table. Davis: DeCosta once again setting DeCosta up on that table! Briggs: And he's not just headed up onto the apron...he's climbing all the way to the top turnbuckle! Wolf executes a senton through the table. The table didn't break. Davis: Unbelievable! Senton bomb, off the top and to the outside, and the table STILL didn't break! Briggs: If Danny DeCosta comes away from that move without broken ribs, he's the luckiest man alive! Wolf uses an elbowsmash on Danny DeCosta. Wolf whips Danny DeCosta into the guardrail. Wolf hits Danny DeCosta with a DDT. Wolf sets up Danny DeCosta on the table. Davis: Wolf setting DeCosta up on that table AGAIN! Wolf executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Briggs: And he bounces him off it with a DDT! The crowd is wildly cheering Wolf with only a few scattered boos audible. Vingil comes from behind and distracts Danny DeCosta. Wolf takes Danny DeCosta down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Davis: Once again, Vingil's distraction tactics allow Wolf to blindside DeCosta! Wolf whips Danny DeCosta into the guardrail. Wolf executes a flying headbutt on Danny DeCosta. Wolf knocks Danny DeCosta into the ringsteps. Vingil comes from behind and distracts Danny DeCosta. Wolf uses a flying legdrop on Danny DeCosta. Briggs: Wolf hits the New York Jam on the concrete floor! Wolf is handed cookie sheet. Briggs: And quickly loses my interest! Wolf hits him with the sheet. Wolf doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Wolf knocks Danny DeCosta into the ringsteps. Wolf is handed cookie sheet. Wolf hits him with the sheet. Wolf doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Wolf slashes him with cookie sheet. Briggs: You're going to have to beat on him with that cookie sheet for a LONG time if you want to accomplish anything that way, Wolf. Wolf whips Danny DeCosta into the guardrail. Wolf knocks Danny DeCosta into the ringpost. Vingil comes from behind and distracts Danny DeCosta. They're brawling inside the ring area. Danny DeCosta sets up Wolf on the table. Danny DeCosta tries to drive Wolf through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Wolf goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Danny DeCosta counters it witha low blow. Danny DeCosta takes Wolf down with a DDT. Danny DeCosta goes for a spear, but Wolf side-steps and Danny DeCosta only hits air. Davis: DeCosta missed the spear! He ran right into the guardrail! Briggs: DeCosta's hurt! He hit that steel railing hard! Wolf sets up Danny DeCosta on the table. Briggs: Wolf quick to capitalize! He's on the apron... Wolf tries to drive Danny DeCosta through the table with a flying somersault splash, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Davis: DeCosta rolled off the table! Wolf hit it face-first! Briggs: And it STILL didn't break! Danny DeCosta doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Davis: Wolf is out on his feet! Danny DeCosta hits a belly-to-back suplex on Wolf. Danny DeCosta whips Wolf into the guardrail. Danny DeCosta throws Wolf back into the ring. Briggs: DeCosta throws Wolf back in under the bottom rope! Danny DeCosta executes the DeCosta Nostra on Wolf. Davis: And he hits the DeCosta Nostra! He hooks the leg... Danny DeCosta goes for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, three. Wolf complains about a fast count. The crowd is wildly cheering Danny DeCosta with only a few scattered boos audible. Briggs: It's over! After a great match, Danny DeCosta has pinned Wolf! Davis: This match could have gone either way right up until the end, but when Wolf rattled himself with that missed moonsault, DeCosta saw his opportunity, took advantage, and it was enough to get him the win! The winner is Danny DeCosta. Time of match: 0:10:04 Davis: And now, let's get right to our next match! Rob Justice, who has been on a rapid rise to the top of the SFWL, will step into the ring with the recently returned Brahmin! Briggs: Justice has been on an incredible winning streak lately, but the Brahmin may just be the man to put a stop to it! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Hailing from Little Rock, Arkansas... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Rob Justice His opponent... Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts... Weighing in at 236 pounds... The Brahmin They lock up. The Brahmin throws Rob Justice out of the ring. Davis: The Brahmin immediately sends Rob Justice out to the floor! The Brahmin jumps onto him with Asai moonsault. Briggs: And flattens him with an Asai moonsault! The Brahmin is handed brass knuckles. Davis: Brahmin's got a set of brass knuckles! The Brahmin hits him with the knuckles. Briggs: What a shot! He drilled Justice right in the back of the head! A few fans are trying to get a shot in. The Brahmin whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. The Brahmin uses a Frankensteiner on Rob Justice. The Brahmin knocks Rob Justice into the ringsteps. The Brahmin knocks Rob Justice into the ringsteps. Davis: The Brahmin in complete control on the outside! The Brahmin grabs a chair. Briggs: Brahmin setting up that steel chair... The Brahmin sets up the chair. The Brahmin goes for a fisherman buster, but Rob Justice blocks it. Davis: But he couldn't take Justice over! Rob Justice knocks The Brahmin into the ringsteps. Rob Justice whips The Brahmin into the guardrail. Rob Justice whips The Brahmin into the guardrail. Rob Justice throws The Brahmin back into the ring. Briggs: Justice takes The Brahmin back between the ropes! Rob Justice catches The Brahmin in an armbar submission. The Brahmin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Rob Justice gets an armbar submission on The Brahmin. Davis: Justice working on the right arm of The Brahmin! Briggs: That's sound strategy by Justice. If he takes out The Brahmin's arms, he takes out most of his arsenal of moves! The Brahmin is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Brahmin tries to escape the hold. The Brahmin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Davis: The Brahmin able to grab the ropes to force the break! Rob Justice hits The Brahmin with a piledriver. Rob Justice goes for a piledriver, but The Brahmin blocks it. Briggs: Justice can't afford to get predictable! The Brahmin may not have been in an SFWL ring for a while, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know what he's doing in there! The Brahmin whips Rob Justice into the ropes, but Rob Justice reverses it. The Brahmin misses with a shoulderblock. Rob Justice locks The Brahmin in an abdominal stretch. Davis: Rob Justice relying on submission wrestling much more than usual tonight. The Brahmin is struggling to reach the ropes. The Brahmin tries to escape the hold. The Brahmin is inching his way towards the ropes. The Brahmin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Rob Justice puts The Brahmin in an armbar submission. Briggs: The Brahmin able to break free from the abdominal stretch, but Justice goes right back to the arm! The Brahmin tries to escape the hold. The Brahmin is inching his way towards the ropes. The Brahmin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Davis: Justice doing a great job of keeping The Brahmin grounded and under control with those submission maneuvers! Rob Justice executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Brahmin. The crowd erupts. Rob Justice goes for a bulldog, but The Brahmin blocks it. The Brahmin goes for a fisherman suplex, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice whips The Brahmin into the ropes. Rob Justice goes for an abdominal stretch, but The Brahmin reverses it. Briggs: The Brahmin turned Justice's hold around on him! Rob Justice is struggling to reach the ropes. Rob Justice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Davis: But Justice makes it to the ropes! The Brahmin whips Rob Justice into the ropes. The Brahmin hits Rob Justice with a shoulderblock. Briggs: Brahmin connects with a massive shoulderblock! He covers... The Brahmin is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Davis: Two-count only! The Brahmin hits Rob Justice with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Brahmin runs into the ropes. Rob Justice goes for an abdominal stretch, but The Brahmin reverses it. Briggs: Once again, The Brahmin is able to reverse the abdominal stretch attempt! Rob Justice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The Brahmin goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Rob Justice counters it with a facerake. Rob Justice hits The Brahmin with a piledriver. Rob Justice goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Brahmin counters it with a power bomb. Davis: Brahmin absolutely PLANTED him with that powerbomb! He covers... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: Justice kicks out at two! Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The Brahmin takes Rob Justice down with a dragon suplex. Davis: Dragon Suplex by The Brahmin! He's got him bridged... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: Another close two-count for The Brahmin! The Brahmin nails Rob Justice with a Russian legsweep. The Brahmin is being booed out of the building. The Brahmin throws Rob Justice out of the ring. Davis: Brahmin sends Justice up and over the top! The Brahmin jumps onto him with a Flying Senton Backsplash. Briggs: And comes crashing down on him with a flying senton! The Brahmin is handed the singapore cane. Davis: And now he's got that Singapore cane of his! The Brahmin takes a swing at Rob Justice with the singapore cane, but he gets out of the way. Rob Justice snatches the singapore cane from him. Briggs: Justice wrestles the cane away from the Brahmin! Rob Justice hits him with the singapore cane. Davis: And he just tattooed him with it! The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rob Justice. Rob Justice executes a power bomb on The Brahmin. Rob Justice is handed a fire extinguisher. Briggs: Justice just not letting up! Now he's got a fire extinguisher! Rob Justice hits him with the fire extinguisher. The crowd erupts. Rob Justice knocks The Brahmin into the ringpost. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rob Justice. Rob Justice reenters the ring. The Brahmin follows him back in. Davis: Both men making their way back into the ring... Rob Justice gives the sign for the Brickyard Blues. Briggs: And Justice is looking to put an end to this match! Rob Justice gives the sign for the Brickyard Blues. Rob Justice attempts to place The Brahmin on the turnbuckle, but The Brahmin blocks it. Davis: Rob Justice couldn't set The Brahmin up! Rob Justice whips The Brahmin into the turnbuckle. Rob Justice runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Brahmin moves out of the way. The Brahmin whips Rob Justice into the ropes, but Rob Justice reverses it. Rob Justice misses with a clothesline. The Brahmin misses with an elbow. The Brahmin nails Rob Justice with a clothesline. The Brahmin goes for a backbreaker, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Rob Justice hits The Brahmin with a kick. Rob Justice hits The Brahmin with a Samoan Drop. Briggs: Justice takes him down with a perfectly executed Samoan Drop! Rob Justice goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Brahmin counters it with a facerake. Davis: But The Brahmin stops his momentum cold with a rake of the eyes! The Brahmin whips Rob Justice into the ropes. The Brahmin hits Rob Justice with an elbow. The Brahmin hits a bridging back suplex on Rob Justice. Briggs: Brahmin takes him over with a bridging back suplex! Marc Liberis is in position... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And Brahmin nearly gets the three! The Brahmin takes Rob Justice down with a belly-to-belly suplex. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The Brahmin takes Rob Justice down with a tiger suplex. Briggs: Tiger Suplex by the Brahmin! He holds Justice down for the bridge... Marc Liberis counts: One, kickout. Davis: But Justice kicks out at ONE! The Brahmin whips Rob Justice into the turnbuckle, but Rob Justice reverses it. Rob Justice throws The Brahmin out of the ring. Briggs: The Brahmin thrown back out to the concrete! Rob Justice jumps onto him with a springboard corkscrew plancha. Davis: What a maneuver! Springboard corkscrew plancha, and it was right on target! Rob Justice knocks The Brahmin into the ringsteps. The crowd is giving Rob Justice a standing ovation. Rob Justice hits The Brahmin with a Samoan Drop. Rob Justice places The Brahmin on the turnbuckle. Briggs: Justice setting him up on the apron! He can't seriously be going to... Rob Justice goes for the Brickyard Blues, but The Brahmin counters it with a spinning DDT. Davis: Tornado DDT from the apron! Justice was looking to hit the Brickyard Blues on the concrete, but The Brahmin countered it with the Tornado DDT! The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The Brahmin whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. The Brahmin goes for a snap mare, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice reenters the ring. The Brahmin follows him back in. Briggs: Rob Justice re-entering the ring, with The Brahmin right behind him! Rob Justice uses a belly-to-belly suplex on The Brahmin. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rob Justice. Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Rob Justice nails The Brahmin with a clothesline. Rob Justice hits The Brahmin with a fireman's carry. Rob Justice locks The Brahmin in a scorpion deathlock. Davis: Justice locking on another submission hold, this time the scorpion deathlock! The Brahmin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Rob Justice catches The Brahmin in an armbar submission. The Brahmin is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Brahmin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Briggs: Justice keeping The Brahmin on the mat! Rob Justice hits a fireman's carry on The Brahmin. Rob Justice whips The Brahmin into the ropes, but The Brahmin reverses it. Rob Justice misses with a clothesline. Rob Justice hits The Brahmin with an elbow. Rob Justice goes for a fireman's carry, but The Brahmin blocks it. The Brahmin hits a fallaway slam on Rob Justice. The Brahmin hits Rob Justice. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The Brahmin chops Rob Justice. Davis: The Brahmin making a comeback now! The Brahmin is being booed out of the building. The Brahmin hits Rob Justice with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Brahmin goes for a Boston crab, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice hits The Brahmin. The crowd is behind Rob Justice all the way. Rob Justice hits The Brahmin. The Brahmin hits Rob Justice. Davis: Brahmin and Justice brawling back and forth across the ring! Rob Justice kicks The Brahmin. The chants for Rob Justice are deafening. The Brahmin chops Rob Justice. The Brahmin punches Rob Justice. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The Brahmin hits Rob Justice with a clothesline. The Brahmin nails Rob Justice with an atomic drop. Briggs: Deavstating atomic drop by The Brahmin! Rob Justice hits The Brahmin with a power bomb. Davis: But Rob Justice responds with a powerbomb! He covers... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Briggs: Justice nearly got the three-count right there! Rob Justice places The Brahmin on the turnbuckle. Davis: Justice has him set up! If he hits the Brickyard Blues this is over! Rob Justice executes the Brickyard Blues on The Brahmin. Briggs: There it is! Justice hit the Brickyard Blues! The crowd is behind Rob Justice all the way. Rob Justice goes for the pin. Davis: He covers... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Briggs: But The Brahmin lifts a shoulder! The Brahmin is still fighting after being dropped with the Brickyard Blues! Rob Justice goes for a piledriver, but The Brahmin counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle. Davis: Justice sent facefirst into the top turnbuckle! The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The Brahmin uses a superkick on Rob Justice. The Brahmin throws Rob Justice out of the ring. Briggs: Brahmin sends Justice to the floor... The Brahmin jumps onto him with a Space Flying Tiger Drop. Davis: The Space Flying Tiger Drop! The Brahmin is the only active wrestler in North America who can hit that move, and he just hit it to perfection! A few fans are trying to get a shot in. The Brahmin whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. The Brahmin executes a dragon suplex on Rob Justice. The Brahmin knocks Rob Justice into the ringsteps. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The Brahmin sets up a table. Davis: The Brahmin setting up a table! The Brahmin whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. The Brahmin sets up Rob Justice on the table. The Brahmin executes the Southie Stunner through the table. The table didn't break. Davis: Southie Stunner onto the table, but it didn't give! Briggs: What is that thing MADE out of!? Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. The Brahmin whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. The Brahmin takes Rob Justice down with a punch. The Brahmin is handed a baseball bat. Briggs: The Brahmin's got a bat! The Brahmin hits him with the baseball bat. Davis: What a shot! He nailed him rightbetween the shoulders! The Brahmin sets up Rob Justice on the table. The Brahmin executes the Southie Stunner through the table. The table didn't break. Briggs: ANOTHER Stunner onto the table, and it STILL doesn't break! The Brahmin is being booed out of the building. The Brahmin sets up Rob Justice on the table. Davis: Brahmin setting him up again... The Brahmin tries to drive Rob Justice through the table with the Southie Stunner, but he blocks it. Briggs: But Justice is able to defend himself! Rob Justice goes for a DDT, but The Brahmin blocks it. The Brahmin uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Rob Justice. The Brahmin reenters the ring. Rob Justice follows him back in. Davis: Justice climbs back into the ring... The Brahmin executes the South Boston Sorrow on Rob Justice. Briggs: And stands up right into the South Boston Sorrow! The Brahmin's got it cinched in all the way! Rob Justice is struggling to reach the ropes. Rob Justice tries to escape the hold. Rob Justice is inching his way towards the ropes. Davis: Justice is fighting it, but he can't last much longer! Rob Justice is barely hanging in there. Marc Liberis tells Rob Justice to respond or he'll stop the fight. Rob Justice nods. Marc Liberis asks Rob Justice if he's had enough. Rob Justice shakes his head. Marc Liberis asks Rob Justice if he's had enough. Rob Justice shakes his head. Briggs: Justice is still in this match! He's still fighting! Marc Liberis asks Rob Justice if he's still there. Rob Justice nods. Marc Liberis tells Rob Justice to respond or he'll stop the fight. Rob Justice nods. Marc Liberis checks Rob Justice's arm. Davis: Justice may be out! Liberis checking the arm... He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Rob Justice fights his way out of the hold after 56 seconds. Briggs: Justice broke free! After nearly a minute, Justice broke free from the South Boston Sorrow! Rob Justice places The Brahmin on the turnbuckle. Davis: And now he's got The Brahmin set up on the top rope! Rob Justice executes the Brickyard Blues on The Brahmin. Briggs: Brickyard Blues! He hit it again! The crowd is going into a frenzy. Rob Justice goes for the pin. Davis: Justice with a lateral press... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Rob Justice. Time of match: 0:13:16 Briggs: Justice wins! Rob Justice has defeated The Brahmin! Davis: The Brahmin had the South Boston Sorrow on him for over a minute, but Justice was able to break free and hit the Brickyard Blues for the win! Briggs: Well, that's it for us for a while..but we'll be back to bring you tonight's main event - Arioc vs. "Suicide" Steve Fella for the SFWL World Heavyweight Title! [Scene switches over to Grant Taylor and Skippy who are sitting at another broadcast table. Grant Taylor is dressed for the occasion; black tux with the works. Skippy, on the other hand, is wearing John Tenta's shark suit, along with shark face paint.] Taylor: Yes, its us again! You're loyal commentators, "The Natural" Grant Taylor...and...Skippy? Is that you? Skippy: Yes, yes it is! Taylor: The hell are you wearing? Skippy: I'm paying my respects to John Tenta. HE'S THE BOMB! Taylor: Riiiight! Well, up next here on Ultra Slam 4 is our Extreme Title match! It pits Dr. Zitzaki against Paine...inside a 16 foot cage! Not only is the Extreme Title on the line, but so is the freedom of Candice, the Dr.'s manager! Skippy: She's hottie! Taylor: With that said, let's go to the ring! This contest is a cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one Introducing first... Fighting out of Death Valley... Weighing in at 325 pounds... Paine His opponent... Fighting out of Yokohama, Japan... Weighing in at 255 pounds... The SFWL Extreme Champion... Dr. Zitzaki They lock up. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki with a choke slam. Paine uses a Big Leg Drop on Dr. Zitzaki. Skippy: HOGAN! ITS HOGAN! Taylor: No, no. Don't worry, that's just Paine! Paine's going for quick win! The boos are resurfacing again. Paine is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, kickout. Paine nails Dr. Zitzaki with a fallaway slam. Taylor: Paine's putting the hurting to the Doctor in the early stages of this match! Skippy: If things keep going this way he may just need to call a Doctor in the morning! Hahaha! I crack myself up! Taylor: And only yourself. Skippy: Hey! Paine hits a boot choke on Dr. Zitzaki. Paine nails Dr. Zitzaki with a dropkick. Paine nails Dr. Zitzaki with a boot choke. Paine goes for a backbreaker, but Dr. Zitzaki blocks it. Dr. Zitzaki executes a full nelson faceslam on Paine. Taylor: Zitzaki blocks a backbreaker with a...facebreaker! Dr. Zitzaki doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Dr. Zitzaki hits a DDT on Paine. The crowd is wildly cheering Dr. Zitzaki with only a few scattered boos audible. Dr. Zitzaki hits Paine with a Russian legsweep. Dr. Zitzaki goes for a piledriver, but Paine counters it with a backdrop. Paine goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Dr. Zitzaki counters it with a backdrop. Paine sits up. Skippy: AH! Dr. Zitzaki goes for shoulder lift into a flapjack, but Paine blocks it. Paine locks Dr. Zitzaki in a sleeperhold. Dr. Zitzaki is struggling to reach the ropes. Dr. Zitzaki is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dr. Zitzaki reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Taylor: Zitzaki easily breaks the sleeperhold applied by Paine! Paine chops Dr. Zitzaki. Paine kicks Dr. Zitzaki. The cheers for Paine are drowning out the boos. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki. Taylor: Paine has the Doctor stunned... The crowd seems to be rallying behind Paine. Paine nails Dr. Zitzaki with a belly-to-back suplex. Taylor: And the big man hits a vicious belly-to-back suplex on the Extreme Champ! The cheers for Paine are drowning out the boos. Paine yells at the crowd. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Paine. Paine executes a piledriver on Dr. Zitzaki. Paine takes Dr. Zitzaki down with a Death Valley Driver. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki with a piledriver. Taylor: It looks like Paine is working on Zitzaki's neck! One of the most vunerable parts of a human's body! Skippy: Except for the Gonads. The cheers for Paine are drowning out the boos. Paine hits a kick to the midsection on Dr. Zitzaki. Paine executes the Graveside Piledriver on Dr. Zitzaki. Taylor: Graveside Piledriver! The cheers for Paine are drowning out the boos. Paine goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Taylor: But Zitzaki uses his smarts and puts his boot on the rope! Paine runs into the ropes. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki with a clothesline. Dr. Zitzaki bumps into the cage. Taylor: Paine clotheslines Dr. Zitzaki right into the cage! Dr. Zitzaki is out cold. Taylor: And it appears the Good Doctor is out! Skippy: Quick...someone call a doctor! He's D.O.A.! Aaahahaha! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Paine. Paine takes Dr. Zitzaki down with a Gorilla Press. The cheers for Paine are drowning out the boos. Paine yells at the crowd. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Paine. Paine uses a snap mare on Dr. Zitzaki. Paine whips Dr. Zitzaki into the ropes, but Dr. Zitzaki reverses it. Taylor: The Extreme Champ reverses it! Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki with a shoulderblock. Taylor: But Paine is just to powerful... Skippy: Or just...TOOO FAT! YES! Taylor: You were looking to work that line in this match somehow...huh? Skippy: Damn...SKIPPY! YES! Paine gets a sleeperhold on Dr. Zitzaki. Dr. Zitzaki reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Paine takes Dr. Zitzaki down with a vertical suplex. Paine whips Dr. Zitzaki into the ropes. Dr. Zitzaki goes for a spear, but Paine side-steps and Dr. Zitzaki only hits air. Paine whips Dr. Zitzaki into the turnbuckle. Paine rakes Dr. Zitzaki's face across the cage. Taylor: Its been all Paine during this match! Paine places Dr. Zitzaki on the turnbuckle. Paine uses a superplex on Dr. Zitzaki. Taylor: SUPERPLEX! Zitzaki is looking in bad shape! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Paine uses a gutwrench suplex on Dr. Zitzaki. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Taylor: But once again, Zitzaki gets out of the three count by clinging for dear life onto the ropes! Skippy: CHEATER! Ya know, if this was boxing, the ropes wouldn't matter if he was knocked down. Taylor: But...this isn't boxing, now is it? Skippy: So... Paine takes Dr. Zitzaki down with an armbreaker. Paine goes for a powerslam, but Dr. Zitzaki counters it with a sunset flip. Taylor: ZITZAKI! He countered, he could have it! Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dr. Zitzaki complains about a slow count. Dr. Zitzaki takes Paine down with an enzuigiri. Paine sits up. Skippy: STOP THAT! The crowd is wildly cheering Paine with only a few scattered boos audible. Dr. Zitzaki whips Paine into the turnbuckle, but Paine reverses it. Dr. Zitzaki comes back, but is met with an elbow. Taylor: Things are not fairing well for Zitzaki thus far in the match. Paine goes for a backbreaker, but Dr. Zitzaki blocks it. Dr. Zitzaki goes for a gutbuster, but Paine blocks it. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki with a gutbuster. Taylor: Paine showing the Extreme Champ how its done! Skippy: That's just embarrassing! Having somebody do a move that you couldn't pull off. Distasteful....I LOVE IT! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Paine whips Dr. Zitzaki into the ropes, but Dr. Zitzaki reverses it. Dr. Zitzaki misses with a kick. Dr. Zitzaki hits Paine with a shoulderblock. Paine sits up. Skippy: AAAAH! This is even worse that Kane's pyro! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Dr. Zitzaki goes for a DDT, but Paine counters it with a small package. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: Paine almost won the Extreme Title from a...technical move! Skippy: Who woulda thunk it?!? Paine hits a Tombstone on Dr. Zitzaki. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Skippy: Damn ropes! Taylor: What?!? Do you honestly want to see Candice inside that cage ALONE with Paine? Skippy: Eh...I'm a S&M kinda guy. Taylor: I did not just hear that. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki with a dropkick. Paine runs into the ropes. Paine misses with an elbow. Dr. Zitzaki hits Paine with a clothesline. Dr. Zitzaki goes for a backbreaker, but Paine blocks it. Paine goes for a powerslam, but Dr. Zitzaki counters it with a sunset flip. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Dr. Zitzaki runs into the ropes. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki with a clothesline. Dr. Zitzaki bumps into the cage. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Dr. Zitzaki is out cold. Taylor: Zitzaki has been once again knocked out by that unforgiving steel cage! Skippy: Thank you Micheal Cole! Paine runs into the ropes. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki with a clothesline. Dr. Zitzaki bumps into the cage. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine uses a gutbuster on Dr. Zitzaki. The boos are resurfacing again. Paine nails Dr. Zitzaki with a vertical suplex. Paine goes for a choke slam, but Dr. Zitzaki counters it with a kick to the midsection. In turn, Paine counters it with a legsweep. Taylor: WOW! What a series of reversals! Zitzaki tried to counter the choke slam with a kick to the midsection, but Paine, showing signs of quickness, countered that with a legsweep! DAMN! Paine goes for a Gorilla Press, but Dr. Zitzaki blocks it. Dr. Zitzaki hits Paine. The boos are resurfacing again. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine executes a boot choke on Dr. Zitzaki. Paine executes the Graveside Piledriver on Dr. Zitzaki. Taylor: The SECOND Graveside Piledriver in this match! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Paine goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Taylor: And once again, Zitzaki uses the ropes to his advantage! He's doing everything he can to keep Candice safe! Skippy: Even though its nearly KILLING him in the ring! Take the pin, lose the brawd. That's all to it! Paine gets a double chickenwing submission on Dr. Zitzaki. Dr. Zitzaki reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Paine goes for a Gorilla Press, but Dr. Zitzaki slides down his back. Dr. Zitzaki uses an atomic drop on Paine. Paine hits a bodyslam on Dr. Zitzaki. Paine takes Dr. Zitzaki down with a DDT. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine places Dr. Zitzaki on the turnbuckle. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki with a superplex. Paine nails Dr. Zitzaki with a Death Valley Driver. Taylor: Zitzaki is on Dream Street! The crowd is wildly cheering Paine with only a few scattered boos audible. Paine gets a double chickenwing submission on Dr. Zitzaki. Dr. Zitzaki reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Paine goes for a backbreaker, but Dr. Zitzaki counters it with a facerake. Dr. Zitzaki nails Paine with a Yakuza kick. Taylor: Zitzaki takes Paine down with a lethal Yakuza kick! Paine sits up. Taylor: But Paine sits right back up! You'd think having Candice along in the cage is feuling Paine! Skippy: Yes, that would encourage me to win the match! Grrroooowwwlll... Taylor: Jesus... The boos are resurfacing again. Dr. Zitzaki chops Paine. The boos are resurfacing again. Paine punches Dr. Zitzaki. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine chops Dr. Zitzaki. The boos are resurfacing again. Paine chops Dr. Zitzaki. The crowd is wildly cheering Paine with only a few scattered boos audible. Paine hits a choke slam on Dr. Zitzaki. Taylor: HE CAUGHT HIM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE CHOKE SLAM! Paine covers...this could be it! Skippy: Get ready cause we're about to have a new... Paine is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: NO! The Doctor kicked out! Skippy: Damn! Paine whips Dr. Zitzaki into the ropes, but Dr. Zitzaki reverses it. Dr. Zitzaki hits Paine with a shoulderblock. Paine sits up. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Dr. Zitzaki hits a back heel kick on Paine. Dr. Zitzaki grinds Paine's face across the cage. Dr. Zitzaki goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Paine ducks out of the way. Paine goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Dr. Zitzaki blocks it. Dr. Zitzaki hits shoulder lift into a flapjack on Paine. Taylor: Dr. Zitzaki is on the offensive for the first time in this match! Dr. Zitzaki whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Dr. Zitzaki runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paine lifts his knee. Paine runs into the ropes. Paine hits Dr. Zitzaki with a kick. Paine goes for a sleeperhold, but Dr. Zitzaki counters it with a jawbreaker. Dr. Zitzaki is going for the pin. Taylor: He goes for his first pin this evening... Tim Rice counts: One, kickout. Taylor: But Paine POWERS him off! Skippy: Its because he's...you ready...JUST TOOO FAT! Dr. Zitzaki hits a sitdown faceslam on Paine. Taylor: X-Factor! The boos are resurfacing again. Dr. Zitzaki runs into the ropes. Paine gets an armbar submission on Dr. Zitzaki. Taylor: NO! Paine stops Zitzaki's offense dead in its tracks with an armbar submission! Skippy: Made famous by Wayne Reid! Ba dum bum! Dr. Zitzaki is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dr. Zitzaki reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Paine uses a Death Valley Driver on Dr. Zitzaki. Paine is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Paine goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Dr. Zitzaki blocks it. Dr. Zitzaki goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Paine counters it with a backdrop. Paine scrapes Dr. Zitzaki's face across the cage. Taylor: The skin of the Extreme Champ is being ripped off by the cage! Skippy: You mean...soon to be FORMER Extreme Champ! Taylor: If things keep going this way, yeah, MAYBE! Paine uses a boot choke on Dr. Zitzaki. Paine nails Dr. Zitzaki with a Gorilla Press. Paine whips Dr. Zitzaki into the ropes. Paine nails Dr. Zitzaki with a Death Valley Driver. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Paine uses a kick to the midsection on Dr. Zitzaki. Paine executes the Graveside Piledriver on Dr. Zitzaki. Taylor: GRAVESIDE PILEDRIVER! I seriously doubt Zitzaki can get out of this! Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine goes for the pin. Skippy: Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the NEW Extreme Champion... Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Taylor: DR. ZITZAKI GOT A FOOT ON THE ROPES! This has been the umpteenth time the ropes have saved Zitzaki's Extreme Title reign! Paine whips Dr. Zitzaki into the ropes. Dr. Zitzaki hits Paine with an elbow. Dr. Zitzaki goes for a Russian legsweep, but Paine counters it with an elbowsmash. Paine takes Dr. Zitzaki down with a fallaway slam. Paine is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Taylor: Fallaway Slam can't put Zitzaki away! Man alive! Skippy: What's this guy on? Paine goes for a backdrop, but Dr. Zitzaki blocks it. Dr. Zitzaki uses a cobra clutch suplex on Paine. Dr. Zitzaki executes the Reign of the Taikatzu on Paine. Taylor: REIGN OF THE TAIKATZU! HE HIT IT! HE HIT IT! Dr. Zitzaki goes for the pin. Skippy: No...no....no! Tim Rice counts: One, two, three. Taylor: YES! DR. ZITZAKI HAS HELD ON TO HIS EXTREME TITLE! WHAT A MATCH! CANDICE MUST BE SET FREE! PAINE'S STILL OUT! YES YES YES! Dr. Zitzaki doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. The winner is Dr. Zitzaki. Time of match: 0:12:07 Zitzaki and Candice are celebrating in the ring! They are hugging each other, so glad to be re-united! Taylor: And the celebration is on! That was one of the greatest Extreme Title matches I have ever been witnessed too! Skippy: Yeah, yeah, Dr. Zitzaki won. Whoopie doo! From behind the curtain, Five emerges with a microphone in his hand! Taylor: HEY! What's he doing out here? That son of a... Skippy: Shaddap! He has a mic! Five: "Oh, ain't this sweet! It look's like Beauty and The Beast are together at last! I almost feel like crying!" Five fakes a few tears! Taylor: Oh will you... Skippy: Sssh... Five: "I really hate to cut this party short, but I have something I want to say! Doc, you have something I want, and it ain't that skanky whore on your arm! I want that belt, and I'll do anything to get it!" Dr. Zitzaki stares at Five, then at Candice trying to get a translation. Taylor: Five is laying down a challenge... Five: "Oh yeah, you don't speak any English! Well how's this? I gonna kicky your fat assy!" Skippy: AH! I didn't know Five knew Chinese! Taylor: He doesn't! Five runs down the ramp Taylor: Wait a second! Five is coming to the ring! Five slides into the ring Five hits Zitzaki with a number of punches Taylor: C'mon! He just wrestled a twenty minute match! Stop that...stop that! Candice step in between the men Five picks Candice up, and powerbombs her to that mat Taylor: That's just sick! Skippy: AAAH! This is great! Five kicks Zitzaki Taylor: Someone get down there and stop this! SWFL crew members run down to the ring to stop Five Skippy: Speaking of the devils! Five leaves the ring Five has the mike again Five: "This is only the beginning! Zitzaki, when I'm through with you, I'll not only take you belt, but you'll be eating sushi through a straw!" Skippy: You hear that Grant? Sushi from a straw! Sounds yummy! Taylor: After wrestling what will have to be rememberd as a classic Extreme Title defense, Zitzaki was challenged, THEN ATTACKED by Five! Skippy: Sweet huh? But why didn't Zitzaki fight back? Taylor: Candice didn't have time to translate! Zitzaki doens't know a lick of English! He must of thought that Five was coming down for a friendly chat! Skippy: That makes is all the sweeter! Taylor: You're sick! Well that's all from us, take it away boys! Johnny: Up next is a six-man tag team elimination match featuring the Disciples of Destruction and True North. Mike: This feud has been going on for quite a while, and it will all come to an end at the biggest night in wrestling. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-six man tag team elimination Introducing first... Led to the ring by Storm... At a total combined weight of 1103 pounds... Street Fighters 2000 and Havoc The JumboTron slowly fades in from black to a shot of what appears to be a warehouse. Haunting keyboard music plays in the background during the establishing shot, which shows True North disguised (very poorly) as the Disciples of Destruction, standing in various locations within the warehouse. Brian Bowers is dressed as Will Combat, wearing prison scrubs and sporting five-o-clock shadow. Kate "Sascha" Elliot is dressed in leather pants, thigh-high boots and a blatantly stuffed sports bra, in imitation of Storm. Wayne Reid is wearing what looks suspiciously like an old Vader costume minus the mask, with "Wrath of Havoc!" written on it several times in black magic marker Jason Chadborne is wearing a red do-rag and an inflatable sumo suit. By process of elimination, he's imitating Brick Bruiser, although he looks almost nothing like him. As the music fades, continuing quietly in the background, True North are shown from various odd angles, usually in partial shadow. "Havoc": I know what you're thinking... "Storm": I'm not a real athlete... "Will Combat": I'm just a wrestler. Hell, technically I'm not even that... "Brick Bruiser": I'm six foot six, 290 pounds, every ounce of it completely useless... "Havoc": I used to win matches... "Storm": Look at me! I have a finishing maneuver! Too bad I couldn't even sign my own damn contract... "Will Combat": I had a very successful career, back when I was known as Nailz... "Brick Bruiser": I'm assistant manager of the ring crew... "Havoc": When you step throught these ropes, bad things do happen... "Storm": Blown clotheslines, nonsensical catchphrases, humiliating losses... "Will Combat": The only thing that's taken a worse beating than my body is my credibility. "Brick Bruiser": I was beaten with a backdrop. What!? It really hurt! (The scene breifly cuts to a shot of Brian Bowers executing a backdrop on "Bully" Brick Bruiser.) "Havoc": True North damn near broke my back. (The scene cuts to a shot of Wayne Reid executing a Running Vertical Splash on Havoc while Jason Chadborne holds him in a half-Boston, then quickly cuts back.) "Storm": I blew out my knee trying to walk and chew gum at the same time... "Will Combat": My push came to a screeching halt so fast it broke both my ankles... "Havoc": But I don't know when to give up. (The scene quickly cuts to a shot of Brian Bowers executing the No More Apologies on Havoc, then back.) "Brick Bruiser": I'm not really an athlete. I thought that much was obvious... "Will Combat": This is who I am. Yes, I'm as disappointed as you are... "Havoc": This is what I do...or, at least, try to... "Storm": These aren't real... "Brick Bruiser": Try lacing my boots. It's actually pretty easy - they're Velcro. The screen fades to black, and an oddly familiar logo reading "DOD Attitude" is displayed. The Disciples of Destruction are absolutely livid, shouting at the screen and gesturing toward the entranceway. True North (in their normal ring attire) emerge from the crowd and charge into the ring, blindsiding the Disciples of Destruction. Johnny: An…interesting beginning to this match. They lock up. Mike(laughing): That was priceless. It’s Wayne Reid and Will Combat to start it off. Will Combat whips Wayne Reid into the ropes. Wayne Reid nails Will Combat with a football tackle. Wayne Reid hits a short lariat on Will Combat. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Mike: Wayne Reid with that all powerful short lariat, but only gets a two. Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the ropes, but Will Combat reverses it. Wayne Reid uses a lariat on Will Combat. Wayne Reid puts Will Combat in a sleeperhold. Will Combat reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a sitdown splash. Wayne Reid is starting to get more cheers than boos. Wayne Reid is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Wayne Reid executes a powerslam on Will Combat. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Johnny: Wayne Reid all over Will Combat in the early going. Wayne Reid tags out to Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne and Wayne Reid hit Will Combat with a double low blow. Jason Chadborne and Wayne Reid hit Will Combat with a double low blow. Mike: A double, double low blow. Brick Bruiser enters the ring, but gets cut off. Wayne Reid hits Will Combat with a lariat. Jason Chadborne hits Will Combat with a flying senton. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Wayne Reid leaves the ring. Johnny: Some good teamwork by True North. Jason Chadborne gives him a koppo kick, but Will Combat doesn't even care. Will Combat runs into the ropes. Jason Chadborne misses with an elbow. Will Combat hits Jason Chadborne with a kick. Will Combat hits a kick to the groin on Jason Chadborne. Will Combat goes for an Asai moonsault, but Jason Chadborne side-steps and Will Combat only hits air. Jason Chadborne throws Will Combat out of the ring. Jason Chadborne goes through the ropes. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike: Two-on-one on the outside. Wayne Reid goes for a short lariat, but Will Combat ducks out of the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jason Chadborne takes Will Combat down with a low blow. Johnny: Another low blow. Will Combat must have...balls of steels to keep going after that. Jason Chadborne throws Will Combat back into the ring. Jason Chadborne gives him a DDT, but Will Combat doesn't even care. The crowd is wildly cheering Will Combat with only a few scattered boos audible. Will Combat executes a flying bulldog on Jason Chadborne. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Will Combat goes for a choke slam, but Jason Chadborne blocks it. Jason Chadborne goes for a springboard bulldog, but Will Combat side-steps and Jason Chadborne only hits air. Will Combat doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Will Combat catches Jason Chadborne in a hangman. Jason Chadborne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Will Combat gets an armbar submission on Jason Chadborne. Mike: Will Combat coming back. He needs to get Havoc or Brick Bruiser in there. Jason Chadborne is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jason Chadborne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jason Chadborne begs off. Will Combat whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes. Will Combat hits Jason Chadborne with a backdrop. Will Combat tags out to Brick Bruiser. Johnny: Finally. Combat had been in there since the opening bell. Wayne Reid enters the ring, but gets cut off. Brick Bruiser and Will Combat whip Jason Chadborne into the ropes. They hit Jason Chadborne with a double clothesline. Will Combat leaves the ring. Brick Bruiser goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a backdrop. Jason Chadborne mocks the fans. A fan at ringside badmouths Jason Chadborne. Johnny: Is there ever an event where the fans don’t badmouth True North? Jason Chadborne tags out to Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid nails Brick Bruiser with a power bomb. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Wayne Reid insults the crowd. Wayne Reid is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Wayne Reid executes the Tenta Special on Brick Bruiser. Mike: There it is, the Tenta Special. Will it be enough. Wayne Reid is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Wayne Reid goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. Brick Bruiser has been eliminated. Wayne Reid is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Johnny: With the Tenta Special, Wayne Reid eliminates Brick Bruiser. Mike: Bruiser lasted all of 30 seconds in this match. They lock up. Johnny: The former World Champ Havoc takes Bruiser’s spot. Havoc uses a Steinerline on Wayne Reid. Havoc is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Havoc shouts "Wrath of Havoc" to the crowd. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Havoc takes Wayne Reid down with a jack-knife power bomb. Havoc takes Wayne Reid down with a bodyslam. Havoc shouts "Wrath of Havoc" to the crowd. Mike: Shut up, ya big red retard. Johnny: His name isn’t Kane. The crowd is giving Havoc a standing ovation. Havoc takes Wayne Reid down with a Big Leg Drop. Havoc uses the Stinger Splash on Wayne Reid. Havoc gives him a sleeperhold, but Wayne Reid doesn't even care. Havoc uses a bodyslam on Wayne Reid. Havoc hits Wayne Reid with a Frankensteiner. Johnny: Havoc really giving Wayne Reid a hard time. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Havoc whips Wayne Reid into the turnbuckle, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Wayne Reid uses a kick to the midsection on Havoc. Wayne Reid uses an avalanche on Havoc. A fan at ringside badmouths Wayne Reid. Johnny: What did I tell you? Mike: Huh? Johnny: Go back to sleep. Wayne Reid nails Havoc with a DDT. A fan at ringside badmouths Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid hits Havoc with a European uppercut. Wayne Reid executes the Northern Exposure on Havoc. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, in the ropes... Wayne Reid hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Havoc. Wayne Reid is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Havoc sits up. The crowd erupts. Wayne Reid whips Havoc into the ropes. Havoc gives him a Steinerline, but Wayne Reid doesn't budge. Havoc tags out to Will Combat. Will Combat and Havoc hit Wayne Reid with a double choke slam. Will Combat and Havoc hit Wayne Reid with a double choke slam. Mike: OH MAN, a double, double chokeslam Johnny: There is no way anyone will get up from that, even if he is a fat indy wrestler from Ontario. Havoc leaves the ring. Will Combat nails Wayne Reid with a Gorilla Press. The boos are resurfacing again. Will Combat executes the Knockdown-Dragout on Wayne Reid. Johnny: Knockdown-Dragout. I think that will be enough to take care of Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid is inching his way towards the ropes. Wayne Reid summons one last burst of energy. Bob Leardi asks Wayne Reid if he should stop the fight. Wayne Reid shakes his head. Wayne Reid is inching his way towards the ropes. Wayne Reid is close to passing out from the pain. Bob Leardi tells Wayne Reid to respond or he'll stop the fight. Wayne Reid doesn't respond. Bob Leardi stops the fight after 32 seconds. Wayne Reid has been eliminated. Johnny: There goes Reid. We are down to four men. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. They lock up. Will Combat gives him a backspin DDT, but Brian Bowers doesn't budge. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Brian Bowers. Will Combat hits Brian Bowers. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Will Combat kicks Brian Bowers. The boos are resurfacing again. Brian Bowers hits Will Combat. Brian Bowers kicks Will Combat. Mike: Brian Bowers and Will Combat are toe-to-toe. Johnny: This isn’t the first time we have seen these two against each other. Who could forget the Courtroom Brawl. Brian Bowers seemingly enjoys the boos. Brian Bowers hits Will Combat with a DDT. Brian Bowers seemingly enjoys the boos. Brian Bowers whips Will Combat into the turnbuckle. Will Combat comes back, but is met with a clothesline. Brian Bowers uses a jawbreaker on Will Combat. Brian Bowers is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Will Combat takes Brian Bowers down with a full nelson faceslam. Johnny: Bowers was concentrating on the crowd, and Will Combat caught him with the full nelson faceslam. Will Combat nails Brian Bowers with a Cradle DDT. The boos are resurfacing again. Will Combat whips Brian Bowers into the ropes, but Brian Bowers reverses it. Brian Bowers hits Will Combat with a shoulderblock. Brian Bowers leaves the ring. He returns with cookie sheet. Brian Bowers hits him with the sheet. Brian Bowers seemingly enjoys the boos. Brian Bowers gives the sign for the No More Apologies. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Will Combat. Johnny: There it is, the greatest finisher of all time in the SFWL. Will Combat is valiantly trying to break the hold. Will Combat is inching his way towards the ropes. Will Combat is barely hanging in there. Bob Leardi asks Will Combat if he's still there. Will Combat doesn't respond. Bob Leardi stops the fight after 18 seconds. Will Combat has been eliminated. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mike: There goes Will Combat. It’s two-on-one now with Chadborne and Bowers against Havoc. They lock up. Havoc kicks Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers kicks Havoc. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Havoc punches Brian Bowers. Havoc chops Brian Bowers. Havoc whips Brian Bowers into the ropes. Brian Bowers misses with a kick. Havoc goes for a Frankensteiner, but Brian Bowers counters it with a tiger driver. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Brian Bowers hits a fisherman buster on Havoc. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Havoc sits up. Mike: Uh-oh spaghetti-o. Johnny: Havoc has the crowd jumping. The crowd is giving Havoc a standing ovation. Brian Bowers hits a clothesline on Havoc. Brian Bowers hits Havoc with a reverse neckbreaker. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Havoc sits up. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Havoc. Brian Bowers tags out to Jason Chadborne. Brian Bowers uses a jumping DDT on Havoc. Jason Chadborne uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Havoc. Mike: Chadborne comes flying through the air. The cover… Bob Leardi counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jason Chadborne and Brian Bowers whip Havoc into the ropes. They hit Havoc with a double elbowsmash. Brian Bowers leaves the ring. Jason Chadborne hits a reverse neckbreaker on Havoc. A fan at ringside badmouths Jason Chadborne. Havoc sits up. Johnny: Oh my god. Nothing is keeping this guy down. Jason Chadborne whips Havoc into the turnbuckle. Jason Chadborne runs shoulder-first into the corner. Jason Chadborne executes the Paradigm Shift on Havoc. Mike: Paradigm Shift. Will this be enough to finish of Havoc? Jason Chadborne is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Jason Chadborne goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Johnny: 2 and 7/8’s. Amazing. Jason Chadborne punches Havoc. Jason Chadborne hits Havoc. Jason Chadborne punches Havoc. Havoc kicks Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne chops Havoc. Havoc hits Jason Chadborne. Havoc hits Jason Chadborne. Mike: We’ve got another brawl going on in the ring. The crowd erupts. Jason Chadborne punches Havoc. Jason Chadborne further incites the crowd. Havoc punches Jason Chadborne. The crowd is giving Havoc a standing ovation. Havoc gives the sign for the Wrath of Havoc. Havoc executes the Wrath of Havoc on Jason Chadborne. Johnny: WRATH OF HAVOC! WRATH OF HAVOC! WRATH OF HAVOC! The crowd is on its feet cheering for Havoc. Havoc goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. Jason Chadborne has been eliminated. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Johnny: How fitting is this? We are down to two men. Two former World Champions. They lock up. Havoc goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brian Bowers counters it with a go-behind. Havoc re-reverses it. Havoc hits Brian Bowers with a Steinerline. Havoc goes for a headbutt, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers hits him with the sheet. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Bob Leardi throws the sheet out of the ring. Brian Bowers hits a low blow on Havoc. Brian Bowers gets a chokehold on Havoc. Mike: What a combo! Havoc tries to escape the hold. Havoc reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Brian Bowers leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Brian Bowers takes Havoc down with a dropkick. Johnny: A nice springboard dropkick by the Canadian. Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Brian Bowers whips Havoc into the ropes. Havoc hits Brian Bowers with a shoulderblock. Havoc gives him a choke slam, but Brian Bowers only stares at him. Brian Bowers chops Havoc. Havoc kicks Brian Bowers. Havoc hits Brian Bowers. Mike: Another brawl. That’s all we ever get. Brawling. Brian Bowers hits Havoc. Havoc kicks Brian Bowers. Havoc whips Brian Bowers into the ropes. Brian Bowers misses with an elbow. Brian Bowers nails Havoc with an Asai leg lariat. Havoc executes a low blow. The crowd is going into a frenzy. He goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mike: Imagine. Almost losing from a low blow. Havoc executes the Stinger Splash on Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers begs off. Kate "Sascha" Elliot enters the ring and hits Havoc with the billiard ball in a sock. Havoc is out cold. Johnny: This could spell trouble for Havoc. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Havoc. Havoc is close to passing out from the pain. Bob Leardi checks Havoc's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Havoc fights his way out of the hold after 51 seconds. Havoc executes the Wrath of Havoc on Brian Bowers. Mike: Both men hit their finishing moves in succession. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Havoc goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Havoc whips Brian Bowers into the ropes. Havoc hits Brian Bowers with a shoulderblock. Havoc uses a powerslam on Brian Bowers. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, in the ropes... Havoc hits Brian Bowers with a dropkick. Havoc takes Brian Bowers down with a DDT. Havoc hits Brian Bowers with a powerslam. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Johnny: Havoc with three straight pinning combinations, but Bowers is still in this match. Havoc gives him a legdrop, but Brian Bowers doesn't budge. Brian Bowers kicks Havoc. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Brian Bowers chops Havoc. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Brian Bowers punches Havoc. Brian Bowers is being booed out of the building. Havoc hits Brian Bowers. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Havoc whips Brian Bowers into the turnbuckle. Brian Bowers comes back, but is met with an elbow. Brian Bowers takes Havoc down with a sitdown faceslam. Mike: Sitdown faceslam! Havoc hit the mat hard. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Havoc. Johnny: A second No More Apologies. Will Havoc be able to fight his way out of this one. Havoc tries to fight the pain. Havoc submits after 8 seconds. Havoc has been eliminated. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Brian Bowers is the sole survivor. Johnny: Brian Bowers has made Havoc submit. True Norh have won the stable war. Mike: A great match with a great finish by two former champions. Johnny: Well, that’s all for us tonight. We will see you on Wednesday. [The scene changes back to Trevor "Blackjack" Blackburn and Bobby Wea therbottom behind their tables.] Weatherbottom: Missed us? We know you did. Well, we're in for quite a treat tonight as our next match is going to decide the new cruiserweight champion! Blackburn: Since Rei left the League, the cruiserweight belt has been left without a holder, but that will change after tonight, as three men come together to decide which one deserves the gold. Weatherbottom: In one corner, you have Jason Chadbourne, the Canadian high-flyer from True North. He's had a fairly good career here in the SFWL, and he might just end up the next champion. Blackburn: Don't forget Jimmy Joker, the returning superstar who seems to be on a winning streak since he came back to the League. The fans aren't crazy about him, but you have to acknowledge that he has a lot of strength and a very impressive wrestling skill. Weatherbottom: Then there is Azrael, the dark horse here. We haven't seen much from this guy lately, and he's really only been seen with Dominion during their rather successful tag team career. Even though he hasn't been on the tongues of fans like Joker and Chadbourne have, we can't count this guy out. Blackburn: Well, enough talk, let's get to the action! Hold on tight, ladies and gentlemen, because the skies are about to be full of some very high-risk maneuvers as these guys give everything they got to get the championship! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-triangle match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kate "Sascha" Elliot... Hailing from Sault St. Marie, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 214 pounds... "The Paradigm" Jason Chadborne His opponent... Led to the ring by John The Giant... 46rom Las Vegas, Nevada... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Jimmy Joker Their opponent... Led to the ring by Satrina... 46rom The Glass Walls of Limbo... Weighing in at 210 pounds... Azrael They lock up. Azrael hits Jimmy Joker with a sitdown faceslam. Azrael has the crowd going wild. Azrael takes Jimmy Joker down with a series of punches. Weatherbottom: Azrael seems to be showing that although Joker and hadbourne are the feuding rivals, he's as big a threat as either of them. Azrael climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jimmy Joker nails him in the stomach. Azrael falls onto the top turnbuckle. Blackburn: Hitting that turnbuckle can really hurt your popularity with the ladies. Jimmy Joker is being booed out of the building. Jimmy Joker executes a top-rope power bomb on Azrael. Blackburn: Shades of Buh-Buh Ray there by Joker! He sits and waits for the pin... Jimmy Joker is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Weatherbottom: Joker was mere seconds from being the new champ! Jimmy Joker goes for Comedian Crush, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael runs into the ropes. Azrael misses with a clothesline. Azrael executes a rana on Jimmy Joker. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Blackburn: Azrael getting a two count of his own now. Azrael goes for a back heel kick, but Jimmy Joker counters it with a legsweep. Jimmy Joker gets a double armbar submission on Azrael. Azrael reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Jimmy Joker whips Azrael into the ropes. Jimmy Joker goes for a spinning thrust kick, but Azrael ducks out of the way. Azrael kicks Jimmy Joker. Jimmy Joker chops Azrael. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Jimmy Joker chops Azrael. Jimmy Joker executes a double underhook faceslam on Azrael. Blackburn: Pedigree by Joker! Azrael is clutching his face in pain! The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Jimmy Joker tags out to Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne runs into the ropes. Weatherbottom: Here comes Chadbourne to do his own damage! Azrael goes for a hiptoss, but Jason Chadborne blocks it. Jason Chadborne takes Azrael down with a springboard bulldog. Jason Chadborne hits Azrael. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Jason Chadborne kicks Azrael. Jason Chadborne is being booed out of the building. Jason Chadborne kicks Azrael. Jason Chadborne nails Azrael with a koppo kick. Jason Chadborne throws Azrael out of the ring. Jason Chadborne goes for tornado DDT from the apron, but Azrael moves out of the way. Blackburn: That can't be good for Chadbourne. The Canadian fell hard. Azrael is handed cookie sheet. Azrael hits him with the sheet. Azrael has the crowd going wild. Azrael uses a hiptoss on Jason Chadborne. Azrael holds the Stone Cross over his head. The crowd is going crazy. Weatherbottom: Let's hear it for the stone cross! Yay! Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes from behind, but Azrael nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot. Jason Chadborne goes for knee clip, but Azrael side-steps and Jason Chadborne only hits air. Blackburn: Azrael able to avoid both the out-ring assistance of Elliot and that clip from Chadbourne. Azrael has the crowd going wild. Azrael knocks Jason Chadborne into the ringpost. Azrael knocks Jason Chadborne into the ringsteps. Azrael sets up a table. Azrael takes Jason Chadborne down with a flying senton. Blackburn: Azrael gets the ball rolling with that flying senton! Azrael goes for a hiptoss, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a facerake. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Jason Chadborne goes for the Paradigm Shift, but Azrael counters it with a belly-to-belly superplex. Blackburn: Chadbourne tried for his finisher, but Azrael turned that into a belly-to-belly superplex! Chadbourne is in severe pain! Azrael sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Azrael tries to drive Jason Chadborne through the table with a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Weatherbottom: Sweet mother of God! Azrael's leg hit that table and bounced right off! His knee might be broken! That is a career-ending move! Jason Chadborne throws Azrael back into the ring. Jason Chadborne brings the table into the ring. Azrael nails Jason Chadborne with a bulldog. Azrael tags out to Jimmy Joker. Blackburn: Azrael just managed to put Chadbourne down long enough to limp over and tag Joker! Jimmy Joker throws Jason Chadborne out of the ring. Jimmy Joker jumps onto him with a flying clothesline. Jimmy Joker sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Jimmy Joker tries to drive Jason Chadborne through the table with an inverted Death Valley Driver, but he blocks it. Jason Chadborne throws Jimmy Joker back into the ring. Jason Chadborne sets up Jimmy Joker on the table. Jason Chadborne executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle through the table. The table didn't break. Blackburn: Ouch! Chadbourne hit that elbow right on the heart of Jimmy Joker, and Joker just took it on the table! Jason Chadborne throws Jimmy Joker out of the ring. Jason Chadborne goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jason Chadborne takes Jimmy Joker down with a koppo kick. Jason Chadborne sets up Jimmy Joker on the table. Jason Chadborne executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Blackburn: My Lord! After taking Joker to the outside, Chadbourne sends Joker's head right on that table, and Joker's neck took all of it! Jason Chadborne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. John The Giant comes from behind, but Jason Chadborne nails John The Giant. Jimmy Joker sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Jimmy Joker executes an Asai moonsault through the table. The table didn't break. Blackburn: This is simply unbelievable. Once more, Chadbourne uses a devastating move while Joker is on a table, and Joker takes all of it! Joker might be severely injured here! This is horrific! Weatherbottom: Yeah, but it makes for great television! The boos are resurfacing again. Jimmy Joker takes Jason Chadborne down with the Diamond Cutter. Jimmy Joker begins to laugh. Blackburn: Joker is acting as if those hits on the table didn't even faze him! Incredible! The boos are resurfacing again. Jimmy Joker hits Jason Chadborne with an Asai moonsault. Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes from behind, but Jimmy Joker nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot. Jason Chadborne whips Jimmy Joker into the guardrail. Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes from behind, but Jimmy Joker nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot. Jason Chadborne uses a koppo kick on Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne takes Jimmy Joker down with a Liger Bomb. Jason Chadborne sets up Jimmy Joker on the table. Jason Chadborne executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Blackburn: I don't believe it. Chadbourne is absolutely taking Joker apart both in the ring and on those tables. Joker's neck may be broken. Jason Chadborne hits a Japanese armdrag takedown on Jimmy Joker. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jason Chadborne hits a Liger Bomb on Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne executes a superkick on Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne knocks Jimmy Joker into the ringsteps. Jason Chadborne is handed a keyboard. Jason Chadborne hits him with the keyboard. Jason Chadborne goes for a superkick, but Jimmy Joker counters it with a legsweep. Weatherbottom: Joker is able to find an opening! But can he take advantage of it? Jimmy Joker whips Jason Chadborne into the guardrail. Jimmy Joker takes Jason Chadborne down with a vertical facebuster. John The Giant comes from behind and distracts Jason Chadborne. Jimmy Joker uses a double underhook faceslam on Jason Chadborne. Jimmy Joker goes for a tiger suplex, but Jason Chadborne blocks it. Jason Chadborne knocks Jimmy Joker into the ringsteps. Jason Chadborne sets up Jimmy Joker on the table. Jason Chadborne tries to drive Jimmy Joker through the table with a flying senton, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Blackburn: Now Chadbourne bounces off a table, just like a rubber ball! The boos are resurfacing again. Jimmy Joker whips Jason Chadborne into the guardrail. Jimmy Joker goes for the Comic Relief, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a backdrop. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Chadborne sets up Jimmy Joker on the table. Jason Chadborne tries to drive Jimmy Joker through the table with a flying senton, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Weatherbottom: It's deja vu all over again! The crowd is wildly cheering Jimmy Joker with only a few scattered boos audible. Jimmy Joker throws Jason Chadborne back into the ring. Jimmy Joker executes the Comic Relief on Jason Chadborne. Blackburn: That might be it for Chadbourne. I don't think the Paradigm can get out of this. The boos are resurfacing again. Jimmy Joker goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Blackburn: But Chadbourne kicks out just in time! These guys aren't human! Jimmy Joker sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Jimmy Joker tries to drive Jason Chadborne through the table with an inverted Death Valley Driver, but he blocks it. Jason Chadborne nails Jimmy Joker with a low blow. Jason Chadborne hits a springboard bulldog on Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne gives the sign for the Paradigm Shift. Jason Chadborne executes the Paradigm Shift on Jimmy Joker. Weatherbottom: Diamond Dust DDT! That might be it for Joker! We may have a new champion! Jason Chadborne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Jason Chadborne goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Weatherbottom: Not yet. Jason Chadborne hits a stun gun on Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne takes Jimmy Joker down with the Michinoku Driver. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Blackburn: Chadbourne hits Joker right on his head, but still comedian won't stay down. Jason Chadborne nails Jimmy Joker with a fisherman suplex. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Weatherbottom: Too close to the ropes! This must be frustrating the hell out of Chadbourne! Jason Chadborne uses a springboard dropkick on Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Blackburn: Chadbourne is pissed off. Joker's inability to stay down is fantastic. Jason Chadborne executes a low blow on Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne takes Jimmy Joker down with a double underhook faceslam. Jason Chadborne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Jason Chadborne throws Jimmy Joker out of the ring. Blackburn: If he won't be pinned in the ring, might as well toss him out and beat the crap out of him there. Jason Chadborne goes through the ropes. Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes from behind, but Jimmy Joker nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot. Jason Chadborne whips Jimmy Joker into the guardrail. Jason Chadborne is handed cookie sheet. Jason Chadborne hits him with the sheet. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Weatherbottom: Philadelphia loves those sheets. Jason Chadborne reenters the ring. Jimmy Joker follows him back in. Jimmy Joker executes a drop kick to the neck. Jimmy Joker doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. He goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Weatherbottom: Chadbourne is still holding his throat, but he was able to put a leg up. Jimmy Joker uses a spinning DDT on Jason Chadborne. The boos are resurfacing again. Jimmy Joker hits Jason Chadborne with a Northern Lights bomb. Blackburn: Fantastic Snow Plow by Joker The crowd is wildly cheering Jimmy Joker with only a few scattered boos audible. Jimmy Joker goes for an Asai moonsault, but Jason Chadborne side-steps and Jimmy Joker only hits air. The boos are resurfacing again. Jason Chadborne sets up Jimmy Joker on the table. Jason Chadborne executes a flying senton through the table. The table didn't break. Blackburn: Joker isn't moving. He looks like he was just dropped from a two story building! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Jason Chadborne leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Jason Chadborne takes the chair. Jason Chadborne goes for a moonsault, but Jimmy Joker gets his knees up. Blackburn: Unconscious move by Joker. That was pure instinct that saved him. Jimmy Joker sets up the chair. Jimmy Joker uses a sitdown faceslam onto the chair on Jason Chadborne. The boos are resurfacing again. Jimmy Joker whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes, but Jason Chadborne reverses it. Jimmy Joker misses with a clothesline. Jimmy Joker goes for an Asai moonsault, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a Tombstone. Blackburn: That was amazing! Joker tried to hit the moonsault, but Chadbourne just caught him and dropped him right on his skull! Weatherbottom: That's no laughing matter. The boos are resurfacing again. Jason Chadborne whips Jimmy Joker into the ropes. Kate "Sascha" Elliot trips Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne takes Jimmy Joker down with a springboard bulldog. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Chadborne executes a springboard dropkick on Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne nails Jimmy Joker with a low blow. Tim Rice removes the chair from the ring. Jason Chadborne punches Jimmy Joker. Jimmy Joker chops Jason Chadborne. The boos are resurfacing again. Jimmy Joker kicks Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne punches Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne kicks Jimmy Joker. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jimmy Joker chops Jason Chadborne. Jimmy Joker doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Jimmy Joker whips Jason Chadborne into the turnbuckle, but Jason Chadborne reverses it. Jason Chadborne whips Jimmy Joker into the ropes. Jason Chadborne misses with a kick. Jason Chadborne misses with a kick. Jimmy Joker hits Jason Chadborne with an Asai moonsault. Weatherbottom: About time one of these high-flyers did something... high-flying. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jimmy Joker takes Jason Chadborne down with an Asai moonsault. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Blackburn: Joker is going through the same thing Chadbourne did earlier! Jimmy Joker nails Jason Chadborne with the Michinoku Driver. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Jason Chadborne begs off. Jimmy Joker executes the Comic Relief on Jason Chadborne. The crowd is wildly cheering Jimmy Joker with only a few scattered boos audible. Blackburn: That'll do it. No one can get out of that. Jimmy Joker goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Blackburn: Joker doesn't get the fall! Poor ring strategy! Chadbourne was too close to the ropes! Jimmy Joker hits Jason Chadborne with a Northern Lights bomb. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Jimmy Joker hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne hits a Japanese armdrag takedown on Jimmy Joker. Jason Chadborne executes the Paradigm Shift on Jimmy Joker. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Blackburn: Chadbourne hits it! Chadbourne hits it! And it's in the center of the ring! Can this be it? Do we have a new champion? Jason Chadborne goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Blackburn: I don't get it! What is Joker made out of? He's taken incredible punishment in this match, and still he can kick out of the Paradigm Shift! Jason Chadborne sets up Jimmy Joker on the table. Jason Chadborne tries to drive Jimmy Joker through the table with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Weatherbottom: And that's going to really hurt the funny bone. How apt is that in a match against Joker? Jimmy Joker throws Jason Chadborne out of the ring. Jimmy Joker jumps onto him with a senton. Blackburn: Senton suicida! They're brawling inside the ring area. Jason Chadborne knocks Jimmy Joker into the ringsteps. Jason Chadborne is handed a fire extinguisher. Jason Chadborne hits him with the fire extinguisher. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Chadborne whips Jimmy Joker into the guardrail. Jason Chadborne is handed a road sign. Jason Chadborne hits him with the road sign. Blackburn: Chadbourne using those weapons to really take it to Joker! Jason Chadborne goes for a superkick, but Jimmy Joker ducks out of the way. Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes from behind, but Jimmy Joker nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot. Jason Chadborne hits him with a road sign. Jason Chadborne whips Jimmy Joker into the guardrail. Jason Chadborne takes Jimmy Joker down with a fisherman suplex. Jason Chadborne sets up Jimmy Joker on the table. Jason Chadborne executes a moonsault through the table. The table didn't break. Weatherbottom: What are with these tables? Did Skippy have the guys make them with titanium alloy? Blackburn: Either way, Joker's neck and back have been decimated! His spine has turned to jelly by now! The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Chadborne whips Jimmy Joker into the guardrail. Jason Chadborne whips Jimmy Joker into the guardrail. Jason Chadborne hits him with the road sign. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Chadborne sets up Jimmy Joker on the table. Jason Chadborne executes a flying senton through the table. The table didn't break. Blackburn: By this point, anything I say is redundant. Chadbourne is effectively using tables throughout this match. John The Giant comes from behind and distracts Jason Chadborne. Jimmy Joker sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Jimmy Joker tries to comic relief Jason Chadborne through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Weatherbottom: Joker just can't win with these tables! When he's not being slammed on top of them, he's jumping right on top of them! The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Joker takes Jason Chadborne down with a tiger suplex. Jimmy Joker nails Jason Chadborne with a double-arm DDT. Jimmy Joker whips Jason Chadborne into the guardrail. Jimmy Joker knocks Jason Chadborne into the ringsteps. Jimmy Joker reenters the ring. Jason Chadborne follows him back in. Blackburn: Chadbourne blindly heading back into the ring, reeling from hitting those steel steps. Jimmy Joker is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Joker hits Jason Chadborne with a missile dropkick. Blackburn: Air traffic control cleared that one! Chadbourne is down! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Jimmy Joker sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Jimmy Joker executes the Comic Relief through the table. The table didn't break. Blackburn: Joker finally getting some good fortune from that table! Chadbourne soaked up all of that impact! Jimmy Joker doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Jimmy Joker is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Joker hits a spinning thrust kick on Jason Chadborne. Weatherbottom: Although Chadbourne somehow manages to kick out, he is sent dancing with some whirling chin music. The crowd is wildly cheering Jimmy Joker with only a few scattered boos audible. Jimmy Joker executes the Comic Relief on Jason Chadborne. The crowd is wildly cheering Jimmy Joker with only a few scattered boos audible. Jimmy Joker goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Blackburn: These people aren't human. They're invulnerable mutants who can't die. Jimmy Joker sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Jimmy Joker tries to comic relief Jason Chadborne through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Weatherbottom: Does Joker not have a sense of collective memory? Here's a hint... Try to avoid the table. They clearly aren't your friend. The boos are resurfacing again. Jason Chadborne sets up Jimmy Joker on the table. Jason Chadborne executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Jason Chadborne hits Jimmy Joker. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jimmy Joker chops Jason Chadborne. Jimmy Joker sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Jimmy Joker executes Comedian Crush through the table. The table didn't break. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Jimmy Joker sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Jimmy Joker executes a swinging bulldog through the table. The table didn't break. Blackburn: The Comedian Crush on the table... and then a swinging bulldog on it. And the table hasn't broken and half, and neither has Chadbourne. I don't know which is more amazing! Jimmy Joker doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Jimmy Joker sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Jimmy Joker executes a swinging bulldog through the table. The table didn't break. Jason Chadborne executes a knee to the groin. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. He goes for the pin. Weatherbottom: Joker does all that, and he gets taken down by a rack to the nuts? Lateral press... Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jason Chadborne hits Jimmy Joker with a vertical facebuster. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jason Chadborne is going for the pin. Blackburn: After moving Joker away from those ropes, Chadbourne tries again with a school boy roll-up. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Jason Chadborne gives the sign for the Paradigm Shift. Jason Chadborne executes the Paradigm Shift on Jimmy Joker. Blackburn: Once more! Chadbourne does it again! Joker is dying here! Jason Chadborne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Jason Chadborne goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Weatherbottom: Chadbourne is exhausted. He doesn't have another move in him, I don't think. Jason Chadborne leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Jason Chadborne hits him with the ring bell. Jason Chadborne tags out to Azrael. Blackburn: Chadbourne is on the verge of passing out. He has to take a break. Here comes Azrael... Azrael hits a flying elbowdrop on Jimmy Joker. Weatherbottom: Macho elbow! Oooooooh yeah! Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Azrael executes the Celestial Vengeance on Jimmy Joker. Blackburn: I don't believe it! The Celestial Vengeance right on Joker! Azrael's leg must be all healed now, because that was the best Celestial Vengeance I've ever seen done by Azrael! Azrael has the crowd going wild. Azrael goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going crazy. The winner is Azrael. Time of match: 0:19:06 Blackburn: I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Azrael wasn't in this match save for the first five minutes or so, and then he comes out of nowhere and wins the match... and the belt! Azrael is our new cruiserweight champion! Weatherbottom: Joker and Chadbourne have nothing to be ashamed of, hough! They put their bodies through some incredible anguish, and put on a great show! Although they don't have the gold around their waist, this is going to go down as one of the most defining matches in their careers. Blackburn: And we haven't even seen it all yet! Stay tuned, everyone, as both the intercontinental and heavyweight belts are up for grabs in our next two matches! Weatherbottom: It's been a pleasure, folks! (scene shifts once again to the announce table where we see Mike Moon and Johnny Royal.) Johnny: We’re back? Oh, we’re back. Yes, it’s your favourite announce team about to bring you some more great Ultra Slam action. Mike: Indeed. We have been given the honour of announcing the Intercontinental Title match. The title was vacated when The Brahmin left the federation for a while. Now, four men have the chance to get their hands on some gold. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-four corners match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Jackie... Fighting out of Sawyer, Michigan... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Barret McDougal His opponent... Fighting out of Corning, New York... Weighing in at 255 pounds... Doug Bronson Their opponent... Led to the ring by Heather... From New York City, New York... Weighing in at 285 pounds... Mike Torment Their opponent... Led to the ring by Sierra... From Las Cruces, New Mexico... Weighing in at 240 pounds... Tirok Siban They lock up. Mike Torment whips Tirok Siban into the ropes, but Tirok Siban reverses it. Mike Torment misses with an elbow. Tirok Siban misses with a clothesline. Mike Torment goes for an Asai leg lariat, but Tirok Siban side-steps nd Mike Torment only hits air. Tirok Siban is going for the pin. Johnny: Siban with the early pin… Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Johnny: Only a two. Tirok Siban executes a springboard somersault dropkick on Mike Torment. The crowd is behind Tirok Siban all the way. Mike Torment sits up. Tirok Siban whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment reverses it. Tirok Siban comes back and rocks Mike Torment with a back heel kick. Tirok Siban executes a flying dropkick on Mike Torment. Tirok Siban hits Mike Torment with flying headscissors. Mike: The more experienced Tirok Siban taking it to Mike Torment in this match. Tirok Siban goes for a backdrop driver, but Mike Torment counters it with an elbowsmash. Mike Torment whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Tirok Siban hits Mike Torment with a shoulderblock. Mike Torment sits up. Mike Torment is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Mike: Torment gets no love from anyone. Johnny: Oh, poor baby. Tirok Siban whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle. Tirok Siban charges into the corner, but Mike Torment moves out of the way. Mike Torment goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban uses a Death Valley Driver on Mike Torment. Tirok Siban tags out to Barret McDougal. Johnny: Tirok brings in his former tag partner. Barret McDougal hits a flying bulldog on Mike Torment. The crowd is giving Barret McDougal a standing ovation. Barret McDougal executes an inverted DDT on Mike Torment. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Barret McDougal uses a flying bulldog on Mike Torment. Barret McDougal whips Mike Torment into the ropes. Mike Torment executes an Asai leg lariat on Barret McDougal. Mike: Here comes the big guy with some offence. Mike Torment executes a backbreaker on Barret McDougal. Mike Torment hits Barret McDougal with a backdrop driver. Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Mike Torment leaves the ring. He returns with a keyboard. Mike Torment takes a swing at Barret McDougal with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Barret McDougal snatches the keyboard from him. Barret McDougal hits him with the keyboard. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Johnny: Barret McDougal using that keyboard, and these fans some to be enjoying it. Barret McDougal takes Mike Torment down with a series of punches to the stomach. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Barret McDougal hits him with a keyboard. Barret McDougal goes for the Ultimate End, but Mike Torment counters it with a kneelift. Johnny: Torment was lucky to escape that. It could have been all over. Mike: NEVER!! Mike Torment hits Barret McDougal with a heart punch. Mike Torment further incites the crowd. Mike Torment whips Barret McDougal into the turnbuckle, but Barret McDougal reverses it. Barret McDougal hits him with a keyboard. Barret McDougal whips Mike Torment into the ropes, but Mike Torment reverses it. Barret McDougal hits Mike Torment with a backspin DDT. Barret McDougal takes Mike Torment down with a kick to the groin. Mike: Hey ref, how about a DQ? Johnny: Sorry Mike, this is a no DQ match. Mike: Fine then. Torment is having all sorts of trouble against McDougal. Barret McDougal goes for the Breaking Point, but Mike Torment counters it with an eye gouge. Mike Torment is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Mike Torment hits a backdrop on Barret McDougal. Mike Torment takes a swing at Barret McDougal with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Barret McDougal snatches the keyboard from him. Barret McDougal hits him with the keyboard. Johnny: Barret seems content to beat him with the keyboard. The crowd erupts. Barret McDougal tags out to Doug Bronson. Mike: Here comes the former Extreme Champ. Johnny: Mike Torment really needs to get out of there. It’s basically been 3 on 1. Doug Bronson puts Mike Torment in a double chickenwing submission. Doug Bronson lets go after 13 seconds. Doug Bronson goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment whips Doug Bronson into the ropes. Doug Bronson hits Mike Torment with a kick. Doug Bronson goes for a double underhook suplex, but Mike Torment counters it with a backdrop. Mike Torment locks Doug Bronson in the Canadian backbreaker. Mike Torment lets go after 15 seconds. Mike Torment tags out to Barret McDougal. Johnny: Torment finally gets out of there. Mike: Oh, so your happy. You don’t want him to win? Johnny: Unlike you, I’m impartial. Barret McDougal hits a Frankensteiner on Doug Bronson. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Barret McDougal whips Doug Bronson into the ropes, but Doug Bronson reverses it. Barret McDougal and Doug Bronson get hit with a double clothesline. Barret McDougal hits him with a keyboard. Johnny: Does Barret have that keyboard glued to his hand? Barret McDougal hits Doug Bronson with a low blow. Barret McDougal tags out to Tirok Siban. Mike: Tirok and Barret working well together. Maybe they should become a team again. Tirok Siban runs into the ropes. Tirok Siban and Doug Bronson get hit with a double clothesline. Tirok Siban uses a series of punches on Doug Bronson. Tirok Siban is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Tirok Siban complains about a slow count. Doug Bronson takes Tirok Siban down with an armdrag takedown. Doug Bronson catches Tirok Siban in a double chickenwing submission. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Doug Bronson nails Tirok Siban with a Northern Lights suplex. Johnny: Bronson really going at Siban. Here’s the cover… Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Doug Bronson leaves the ring. He returns with a keyboard. Doug Bronson hits him with the keyboard. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Doug Bronson tags out to Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal uses a Frankensteiner on Tirok Siban. Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Barret McDougal hits an inverted DDT on Tirok Siban. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mike: What do they see in this guy? Barret McDougal takes Tirok Siban down with a flying bulldog. Barret McDougal is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Barret McDougal goes for a DDT, but Tirok Siban counters it with a backdrop. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a backdrop driver. Bob Leardi counts: One, shoulder up. Johnny: Neither man able to get three count. Tirok Siban complains about a slow count. Barret McDougal uses an armdrag takedown on Tirok Siban. Barret McDougal nails Tirok Siban with a jumping DDT. Barret McDougal takes Tirok Siban down with an inverted DDT. Barret McDougal nails Tirok Siban with a DDT. Barret McDougal hits a Cradle DDT on Tirok Siban. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Barret McDougal. Johnny: Barret McDougal can almost taste that gold. Mike: Gold doesn’t taste that good. Johnny: Shut up. Barret McDougal hits a bridging back suplex on Tirok Siban. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Barret McDougal misses with an elbow. Barret McDougal misses with a clothesline. Tirok Siban goes for a handspring into a frankensteiner, but Barret McDougal counters it with a power bomb. Johnny: Amazing counter. Here’s the cover… Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd erupts. Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the turnbuckle. Barret McDougal runs shoulder-first into the corner. Barret McDougal throws Tirok Siban out of the ring. Barret McDougal goes through the ropes. Barret McDougal throws Tirok Siban back into the ring. Mike: What a waist of time. Barret McDougal brings the table into the ring. Tirok Siban hits the Rattlesnake Bite on Barret McDougal. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban sets up Barret McDougal on the table. Tirok Siban tries to drive Barret McDougal through the table with a top-rope Frankensteiner, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Johnny: Oh man, did you see that impact! The crowd is on its feet cheering for Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal goes for the Breaking Point, but Tirok Siban counters it with an eye gouge. Tirok Siban places Barret McDougal on the turnbuckle. Tirok Siban executes a belly-to-back superplex on Barret McDougal. Tirok Siban tags out to Doug Bronson. Mike: How can Tirok Siban stand after hitting that table? Doug Bronson hits Barret McDougal with a back suplex. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Doug Bronson executes a double-arm DDT on Barret McDougal. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Doug Bronson sets up Barret McDougal on the table. Doug Bronson tries to drive Barret McDougal through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it. Mike: Neither Doug Bronson or Tirok Siban could drive Barret through the table. Barret McDougal executes a jumping DDT on Doug Bronson. Barret McDougal runs into the ropes. Barret McDougal misses with a kick. Doug Bronson hits Barret McDougal with a clothesline. Doug Bronson goes for a dragon suplex, but Barret McDougal counters it with a go-behind. Barret McDougal sets up Doug Bronson on the table. Barret McDougal executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Johnny: OUCH! Doug Bronson is going to be feeling that one tomorrow. The crowd is giving Barret McDougal a standing ovation. Barret McDougal goes for an inverted DDT, but Doug Bronson blocks it. Doug Bronson uses a double underhook suplex on Barret McDougal. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Doug Bronson uses a fisherman buster on Barret McDougal. Doug Bronson places Barret McDougal on the turnbuckle. Doug Bronson executes the Negative Response on Barret McDougal. Mike: Negative Response! The cover… Doug Bronson goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Johnny: Bronson only gets a two. Doug Bronson goes for the cross-faced chicken wing, but Barret McDougal blocks it. Barret McDougal executes the Diamond Cutter on Doug Bronson. Barret McDougal hits Doug Bronson. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Barret McDougal hits Doug Bronson. The crowd is giving Barret McDougal a standing ovation. Barret McDougal tags out to Mike Torment. Mike: After a long rest, here comes Torment. Mike Torment whips Doug Bronson into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment whips Doug Bronson into the ropes. Doug Bronson goes for a backspin DDT, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment takes Doug Bronson down with an Asai leg lariat. Mike Torment whips Doug Bronson into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment charges into the corner. Mike Torment whips Doug Bronson into the turnbuckle, but Doug Bronson reverses it. Doug Bronson goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mike Torment counters it with a punch. Mike Torment goes for a Samoan Drop, but Doug Bronson counters it with an elbowsmash. Johnny: Three counters in a row. It’s all defence in there. Doug Bronson takes Mike Torment down with a Death Valley Driver. Doug Bronson goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mike Torment counters it with a facerake. Mike Torment puts Doug Bronson in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Doug Bronson breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Doug Bronson puts Mike Torment in an armbar submission. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Doug Bronson sets up Mike Torment on the table. Doug Bronson tries to negative response Mike Torment through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Mike: I think they forgot to do something to the tables before the event. Mike Torment takes Doug Bronson down with a backdrop. Mike Torment is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mike Torment whips Doug Bronson into the ropes, but Doug Bronson reverses it. Mike Torment goes for an Asai leg lariat, but Doug Bronson side-steps and Mike Torment only hits air. Doug Bronson nails Mike Torment with a backspin DDT. Doug Bronson locks Mike Torment in the cross-faced chicken wing. Mike Torment is valiantly trying to break the hold. Doug Bronson lets go after 5 seconds. Johnny: Doug, what the hell are you doing? Doug Bronson had the chance to win the belt, but he let go. Doug Bronson catches Mike Torment in a double chickenwing submission. Mike Torment is struggling to reach the ropes. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Doug Bronson goes for a cradle suplex, but Mike Torment counters it with a figure-four leglock. Doug Bronson tries to escape the hold. Doug Bronson is valiantly trying to break the hold. Doug Bronson tries to fight the pain. Doug Bronson is inching his way towards the ropes. Doug Bronson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Doug Bronson. Tirok Siban throws Doug Bronson to the outside. Johnny: Tirok tossing Bronson outside. A hobo dressed in a large overcoat stands up. He starts shouting at Doug Bronson. The hobo grabs hot coffee from the lady sitting beside him. He throws it on the back of Doug Bronson. Johnny: What the hell? Doug Bronson gets up screaming. Doug Bronson grabs the hobo. The hobo headbutts Doug Bronson. The hobo pulls out some handcuffs. The hobo handcuffs Doug Bronson's right hand. He handcuffs the other side to the railing. The hobo jumps the railing. The hobo pulls out a Singapore Cane from under his overcoat. Mike: Could it be? He starts pounding on Doug Bronson with that Singapore Cane. The hobo throws off his large hat. He takes off a fake beard. Its "Suicide" Steve Fella. Johnny: Damn it, it is. Why does Fella have any interest in this match? Steve Fella throws off the overcoat. He hits Doug Bronson one more time with the Singapore Cane. Barret McDougal hits the Breaking Point on Mike Torment. Mike: Uh oh. Barret with the Breaking Point. Steve Fella tosses the Singapore Cane into the ring. Tirok Siban catches it. He yells something at Steve Fella. Tirok Siban turns around and smacks Barret McDougal right in the face with the Singapore Cane. Johnny: DAMN IT! Tirok Siban helps Mike Torment to his feet. Steve Fella slides into the ring. Steve Fella grabs the Singapore Cane from Tirok Siban. He points it at Mike Torment. Mike Torment begs off. Mike: No one is safe in there. Barret McDougal rises to his knees. Steve Fella nails Barret McDougal over the head with the Singapore Cane. Johnny: Damn it Fella, enough. Mike Torment starts to jump up and down with excitement. Rob Justice runs to the ring. Mike: Here comes Justice to help out his tag partner. He slides in. He charges Steve Fella. Steve Fella ducks a clothesline, nailing Rob Justice in the stomach with the Singapore Cane. Tirok Siban puts the Rattlesnake Tamer on Rob Justice. Johnny: Siban takes Justice out of the picture. Steve Fella walks over to Barret McDougal. Mike Torment is still celebrating. Steve Fella whips Barret McDougal to Mike Torment. Mike Torment hits the Apocolypse on Barret McDougal. Johnny: NO! Mike Torment goes for the pin. Steve Fella instructs the ref to make the count. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. Mike: YES! It’s over, it’s over. The cheers for Mike Torment are drowning out the boos. The winner is Mike Torment. Time of match: 0:13:17 Tirok Siban lets go of Rob Justice after 1 minute. Steve Fella grabs the IC Title from the ref. Steve Fella and Tirok Siban walk towards Mike Torment. Mike Torment gets worried. Five runs down to the ring. Johnny: Five standing by his man. Five slides into the ring. Five stands by Mike Torment's side. Steve Fella grins. Mike Torment grins. Tirok Siban grins. Five grins. Steve Fella hands Mike Torment the IC Title. All four of them raise each other's hands. Mike Torment asks for a mic. Mike: This should be interesting. He gets one. Heather comes into the ring to celebrate! Mike Torment straps the IC title around his waist! Mike Torment: About Damn Time! Like I told each and every one of you idiots, THE BMF IS NOW OFFICIALLY DEAD!!! And I, no longer the greatest rising star but the greatest star in sports today, the Iron Man, your Intercontinental Champion... Mike Torment! Heather leans over into the microphone. Heather: What a night. But what about the DoD Mike? Didn't you join them on Wednesday? Torment, Steve Fella, Tirok and Five all laugh. Mike: The DoD!!!! These idiotic fans will fall for anything, not to mention how gullible the wrestlers in this league are. I never had any intention of staying with the DoD. I already beat the crap out of their leader why the hell would I want to ally myself with that no talent piece of crap. Havoc, you're naive. You trust to easily. But whatever, I am the Intercontinental Champion and you're not!!! Torment hands the microphone to Steve Fella and high-fives Tirok and Five. Johnny: Why not just give him the belt to? Steve Fella: HA! You all fell for it! Hook...line...and sinker! All of you...from "Big" Jim Wilson...to the little nobody in the nosebleed section. Fuck the BMF's...this is where the real talent is! Myself, the new IC Champion, Mike Torment, and the soon-to-be Tag Champions...Five and Tirok Siban! Fuck Danny DeCosta and the BMF's. Go to hell Barret McDougal. Unfortunately enough for all of you watching...the story's not done! And if you don't like that....tooooo f'n bad! Steve Fella spikes the mic down. The four of them walk out to boos from the fans. Mike: Mike Torment has done it. He told everyone, and now he’s done it. Johnny: He didn’t do anything. That Intercontinental Title belongs to Steve Fella more than it does to Mike Torment. Mike: Oh, your're just bitter. Briggs: We're back, ladies and gentlemen, and it's time for the biggest match of the biggest show of the year! Davis: The war between "Suicide" Steve Fella and Arioc, which has been escalating for months, will come to an end right here and right now, as they step into the ring with the SFWL World Heavyweight Title on the line! Briggs: This is going to be one of the single biggest matches in SFWL history! These two men are intent on destroying each other! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by The Watcher and Lilith... From Pandemonium... Weighing in at 340 pounds... "The Fallen Angel" Arioc "Explotation" by the EuroBox Band plays. The lights begin to blink. "Suicide" Steve Fella walks out onto the entrance ramp. He's dressed in his ring attire, the Singapore is over his left shoulder, and he has the World Title wrapped around his waist. Steve Fella stops at the top of the ramp and is handed a house mic. Lilith and The Watcher are signaling for Fella to get into the ring, while Arioc stands there, with a grim stare directed at Fella. Steve Fella: Hold it, hold it. I promised you guys a surprise, a surprise that you will never soon forget. Were you awed last Wednesday when that familiar voice was boomed out on the P.A. system? Or were your jaws dropped to the mat when you looked around only to see Black Rose pedals scattered all around. Or were you worried that maybe all along, I was telling the truth. That the story did actually belong to me.... Lilith asks for a mic. Lilith starts to speak, but she is cut off by Steve Fella. Steve Fella: Lilith, you're probably wondering to this day why I attacked you. Why I brutalized you. Well...it was all mind games. Mind games from the start. I knew that Arioc's only real weakness was seeing Lilith, the only lady he's loved...destroyed, beaten...and bloody. I read Arioc like a book, and I exploited him not as this...this...inhumane machine, but just a mere mortal like myself and everybody else. I destroyed Arioc's character...as I did you. You were once this dignified woman...everybody respected...yet feared all at the same time. But I crushed all that, I obliterated all that. I molded you Lilith...into the weak form that stands before all of us today. Lilith: If I'm so weak, then why have I... driven Arioc to his present course of destruction? If I am NOT as strong as you thought I was, then how have a made Arioc only better? That which does not kill us Fella. And YOU FAILED to kill my spirit! I came back, stronger... I CAME BACK! I... Steve Fella: So what that you came back last PPV? So what if you got your...so-called revenge? In reality, all you really did was prove a point. What point you might ask? The point that I broke you. I broke your body, your soul, and your heart. You are no longer the same woman we once saw. Never will you be the same again. NEVER! Davis: A heated confrontation taking place between Fella and Lilith before the match even makes it into the ring! Lilith: No, Fella, I will never be the same. But that is not a boon, that's not your edge. I'm different sure, but if anything I'm more focused that ever on YOUR destruction. Arioc has come here tonight, to rend YOUR body, YOUR heart, YOUR mind! I am just here to make sure he stays on that path...Fella, I am here to say YOUR LAST RITES! Steve Fella: Why isn't it becoming clear yet? Isn't it becoming clear that I readied all three of you that stand in that ring for this day. This glorious day. Let me ask you this, Lilith...The Watcher...Arioc...who exactly was that night in shining armor...Adam Nitro? Was he that loyal, stand-up kinda guy that saved you from my beatings? Or was he just a pawn, a pawn in the game. Play that footage Video Guy, if you would... The SFWL JumboTron turns on. A little date is put on the bottom of the screen, saying Nov. 16, 1999. The camera is on the face of Adam Nitro. Adam Nitro is smiling. The camera man starts circling Adam Nitro. Standing across from Adam Nitro is none other than "Suicide" Steve Fella. Steve Fella is counting money. Steve Fella laughs and slaps a stack of bills in Adam Nitro's hand. The JumboTron turns off. Steve Fella: WOW! Kinda...shines light onto what REALLY happened? But Adam started getting into his character...a little bit to much. We got upset. Adam Nitro wanted to break out...and win the SFWL World Title, and we were getting a bit frustrated with Adam Nitro. Thus...Adam Nitro was dispatched. Never to be heard from again. Lilith: Not much of a surprise there Fella. Nitro was a tool. He was everybody's pawn. But I think THIS shows who got the better usage out of Steve Fella. The SFWL JumboTron comes back on. It is the Number One Contenders Match from WrestleFest. Lilith nails The Brahmin in the face with the Singapore Cane. Arioc nails The Brahmin with a flying legdrop. Lilith counts: One, two, three. The JumboTron fades out. Lilith: It wasn't you who got us here today Fella. It was the fact that I was able to hide when I needed to, appear right beside Adam Nitro, play him, play you... WHO do you think convinced Adam to go after the World Title? And when Adam was finally led to the slaughter, I went into hiding until that day at WrestleFest when I brought Arioc on step closer to the World Title! Steve Fella: BUT then...there was the abduction. You remember them quite well, don't you Lilith? The black masked guy, in black suits, abducting you during several SFWL cards. You remember these guys... SFWL JumboTron turns back on. It shows a still of two black suited, black masked guys taking Lilith away. The JumboTron turns off. Steve Fella: Who were those guys. And why, oh why, did they decide to take Lilith away? Lilith, you never spoke about these characters...where they took you? Is it because...they took you nowhere... The JumboTron turns back on. The camera is facing the black suit, black masked guys. They two guys start to take their masks off. One of them is revealed to be Steve Fella. The other one is Danny DeCosta. The camera man walks around and stands beside them. He looks across to see a man sitting on a chair. The man's face is blocked out by the shadows. Man: Good work. The JumboTron clicks off. Steve Fella: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Who was that guy? Heh. You starting to see the big picture? You starting to see what the real deal is. Everything that has happened was for a reason...it was to set up for this day. The day where the greatest duo in SFWL's history shows its power and takes off SFWL's only hope...Arioc. We've waited, and now its time. Briggs: Every single secret from the past few months is being revealed right in front of our eyes! Lilith: You know Steve it's not nice to tease a girl to a climax and pull out at the last second. So I hope this buildup wasn't for nothing! Steve Fella: You see, as we all know...the only way to become big around here is to get that "rub" from a former superstar. Somebody who had the "know-how" to make somebody big. I was already huge then, but I needed that little something, that little something to make it to the top. That's what he gave me. He readied me for this day. He told me that today would be the biggest day in my career, and he was right. Today's the day where we completely destroy the three of you. Today's the day when I become immortal just like he is. Today is THAT DAY! Steve Fella starts to laugh. Lilith: [sarcastically] Happy day... Happy day... OUT WITH IT! Steve Fella: Don't you see? DON'T YOU SEE?!? We had all the cards. We were writing the story all along. But...unfortunately...the book's done, the story's over. And so...are...YOU! Steve Fella points down to the ring. Lilith: Come on Steve... What bullshit is this? Steve Fella: Allow me to bring out my new manager. He's not exactly my new manager, but to the ones who just didn't...get it...all along...he is. Ladies and gentlemen, the strongest force in SFWL History was reunited, and no one's safe. Arioc...Lilith...Watcher...get ready to meet your MAKER! He is here indeed...GABRIEL! Briggs: What in the...no WAY!! He CAN'T be serious! There's just no way! The lights go out. There's a humming heard over the PA. A spotlight casts down on Arioc, Lilith, and The Watcher. The JumboTron comes on showing a night sky and the words "Black Rose" superimposed in scratchy white lettering. Davis: I can't believe what I'm seeing! Black Rose petals begin to fall on them. "Metropolis - Part I" by Dream Theater begins to play. The music continues for a minute, yet no one appears. The spotlight goes out. Steve Fella looks toward the back and at the ring. There is silence. The lights come back on. Lilith is trying to contain her laughter. Steve Fella: And... And if you don't like that....toooo... A familiar voice rings out over the arena speakers. Voice: SILENCE! A small section of the fans are cheering. A silhouetted image appears on the JumboTron. Gabriel: The MASTER returns... The fans pop. Gabriel: WHEN the time is right! I have seen the rise and fall of Suicide Steve Fella over the past two years... I have personally seen him rise to the penultimate... SFWL World Champion. THIS Steve Fella is the final test... the TEST OF TIME! You've made every move just as I've instructed, the final move is yours to make. Gabriel: All of you have been walking in circles. You've been trapped in lies, but TONIGHT the truth comes to light. Tonight I will turn aside the thorny rumors. I will clear a path of lucidity. But ALL OF YOU have to prepared... Gabriel: I told you that Judgement was coming... and THIS IS JUDGEMENT DAY! Seize your DESTINY... OR SEAL... YOUR... FATE! Briggs: There's no denying it, that was Gabriel! But how has he been involved in all of this!? Davis: Whatever his involvement was, his appearance on the Jumbotron certainly seems to have rattled Arioc and his entourage! I don't know how Arioc is going to fare in this match with that looming over his head! They lock up. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a dropkick to the face. Arioc uses a series of punches to the stomach on Steve Fella. Davis: Arioc going after Fella like a man possessed! Arioc gets a stomach claw on Steve Fella. Davis: He's got the claw on him! Arioc's got the claw on him! Briggs: Thank you, Mr. Ross. Steve Fella tries to fight the pain. Steve Fella tries to fight the pain. Briggs: Look at Fella squirm! That's an incredibly painful hold, but he's still fighting it! Steve Fella tries to escape the hold. Steve Fella tries to fight the pain. Arioc lets go after 28 seconds. Davis: Arioc lets him go! Briggs: He obviously realized he wasn't going to get the submission this early! Arioc takes Steve Fella down with a series of punches. Arioc uses a guillotine drop onto the top rope on Steve Fella. Arioc uses a reverse neckbreaker on Steve Fella. The boos are resurfacing again. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a stun gun. Briggs: Arioc mercilessly working Fella's neck over! Arioc throws his head back and screams. Arioc doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Arioc nails Steve Fella with the Diamond Cutter. Davis: He's going to break the champ's neck! Arioc is trying to cripple "Suicide" Steve Fella! Briggs: Stepping into the ring with Arioc may well prove to BE suicide for Steve Fella! The boos are resurfacing again. Arioc attempts to place Steve Fella on the turnbuckle, but Steve Fella blocks it. Davis: Arioc unable to set Fella up! Arioc punches Steve Fella. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Arioc punches Steve Fella. Briggs: So he just pounds him on the mat! The boos are resurfacing again. Arioc runs into the ropes. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with the Running Forearm Smash. Davis: He ran right over him! Arioc covers... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Briggs: Two and a half! Two and three quarters! Arioc executes the Last Rites on Steve Fella. Davis: And there's the Last Rites! Briggs: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new SFWL World Heavyweight champion! He covers... Arioc goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: AND FELLA KICKS OUT! Fella just kicked out after the Last Rites! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Arioc goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella hits Arioc with a series of punches. Briggs: Fella driving that right hand over and over into Arioc's face! Arioc executes a power bomb on Steve Fella. Davis: But Arioc stops him cold with a high release powerbomb! He covers... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: But Steve Fella is STILL able to kick out! Arioc hits Steve Fella with a sitdown faceslam. The crowd is wildly cheering Arioc with only a few scattered boos audible. Arioc nails Steve Fella with the T-Bone Suplex. Davis: T-Bone suplex! Arioc covers! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs; But once again, Steve Fella kicks out a split second before the three count! Arioc nails Steve Fella with a backward kick. Arioc hits the Diamond Cutter on Steve Fella. The boos are resurfacing again. Arioc goes for the Mandible Claw, but Steve Fella ducks out of the way. Steve Fella goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Arioc blocks it. Davis: Fella couldn't pick Arioc up! Arioc nails Steve Fella with a Cradle DDT. The boos are resurfacing again. Arioc executes a Northern Lights bomb on Steve Fella. Briggs: Northern Lights Bomb! Arioc spiked Fella down HARD! Arioc doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Arioc hits Steve Fella with a series of punches. Arioc goes for a backdrop, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella uses a superkick on Arioc. Davis: Fella takes the big man down with a superkick! Steve Fella nails Arioc with the Michinoku Driver. Briggs: And there's the Michinoku Driver! Fella covers... Heath Ericson counts: One, kickout. Davis: But he only gets one! Steve Fella executes a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on Arioc. Briggs: Second-rope moonsault by the champ! He hooks the leg... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And it's good for two! Steve Fella raises his arms and yells at the crowd.. Steve Fella doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Steve Fella executes a series of punches on Arioc. Briggs: Arioc swinging like a madman at Arioc! Davis: He beat him all the way down to the mat! He covers... Steve Fella is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: But Arioc kicks out at two! Steve Fella whips Arioc into the ropes. Steve Fella misses with a shoulderblock. Arioc misses with a kick. Steve Fella hits Arioc with a clothesline. Steve Fella raises his arms and yells at the crowd.. The boos are resurfacing again. Steve Fella hits Arioc with a spear. Davis: SPEAR! SPEAR! Fella took Arioc down to the mat with that one! Arioc sits up. Briggs: But Arioc sits right back up like nothing happened! The boos are resurfacing again. Steve Fella whips Arioc into the ropes. Steve Fella hits Arioc with a clothesline. Arioc sits up. Steve Fella hits a kick to the midsection on Arioc. Steve Fella goes for the Jackass Drop, but Arioc counters it with a jawbreaker. Briggs: Arioc countered the Jackass Drop! If Steve Fella had hit that, it might well have marked the end of the match! Davis: Steve Fella, after taking a lot of punishment early, is making a spectacular comeback! Arioc uses a backward kick on Steve Fella. Arioc uses the Diamond Cutter on Steve Fella. Davis: But Arioc puts a quick stop to it with a back kick and another Diamond Cutter! The boos are resurfacing again. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Arioc misses with an elbow. Arioc hits a Cradle DDT on Steve Fella. The crowd is wildly cheering Arioc with only a few scattered boos audible. Arioc runs into the ropes. Steve Fella misses with a shoulderblock. Steve Fella hits Arioc with an elbow. Briggs: Elbowsmash right to the sternum! Arioc is gasping for breath! Steve Fella takes Arioc down with a jumping DDT. Davis: And Steve Fella drops him right on his head with an Implant DDT! The crowd is wildly cheering Steve Fella with only a few scattered boos audible. Steve Fella raises his arms and yells at the crowd.. Steve Fella doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Steve Fella goes for springboard moonsault, but Arioc rolls out of the way. Briggs: Arioc dodged the moonsault! Fella landed face-first on the canvas! Arioc runs into the ropes. Arioc misses with a shoulderblock. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with the Running Forearm Smash. Davis: Running Forearm! Arioc covers... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: And comes within a half-second of claiming the World Heavyweight title! Arioc uses a backward kick on Steve Fella. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with the Diamond Cutter. Davis: Diamond Cutter! Arioc covers... The crowd is wildly cheering Arioc with only a few scattered boos audible. Arioc is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Briggs: But Fella gets a foot on the ropes! Arioc executes the Last Rites on Steve Fella. Davis: Last Rites! Right in the center of the ring...right in the middle of the SFWL logo! Briggs: And Arioc has already spent the entire match softening up Fella's neck! This is over! New champ! New champ! Arioc goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: Fella kicked out! I don't know how he did it, but Fella was able to reach down - ALL the way down - and find enough left to kick out! Davis: This is what got Fella where he is today! He's a fighter, and he won't give up until he's carried out on a stretcher! It took Fella three years to win the title, but he finally did it...he fought his way right to the top of the SFWL, he beat The Grimm Reaper for the belt, and he'll be damned if he's going to let it slip away from him now! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. Arioc hits Steve Fella with a kick. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the ropes. The Watcher pulls down the top rope. Briggs: The Watcher pulls down the top rope, sending Fella crashing to the floor at ringside! Arioc goes through the ropes. Arioc knocks Steve Fella into the ringsteps. Arioc uses a vertical facebuster on Steve Fella. Davis: Veritcal facebuster on the concrete! Briggs: But Fella's up! How in the hell did he stand up after that! Davis: Fella knows it's ALL on the line tonight! If he doesn't give it everything he has...and THEN some...here, he may never get another chance to! Arioc goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella whips Arioc into the guardrail. Steve Fella uses a headbutt on Arioc. Davis: Headbutt to the midsection! Steve Fella knocks Arioc into the ringpost. Briggs: Followed up by a slingshot into the ringpost! Arioc is staggered! The boos are resurfacing again. Steve Fella sets up a table. Davis: And Fella's looking to take full advantage! Steve Fella sets up Arioc on the table. Steve Fella tries to drive Arioc through the table with a backdrop driver, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Briggs: Arioc fought his way out of Fella's grip, and shoved him down hard onto that table! Davis: Steve Fella's back collided with the edge of that table! He HAS to be injured after that! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Arioc uses a vertical facebuster on Steve Fella. Davis: Arioc sends Fella face-first to the concrete yet again! The Watcher comes from behind and distracts Steve Fella. Arioc hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Steve Fella. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with Electric Chair Bomb. Briggs: Electric Chair Bomb! That's a long, long fall - all the way from Arioc's massive shoulders - straight down to the concrete! Lilith comes from behind and distracts Steve Fella. Davis: Lilith getting involved now! Briggs: Can you blame her! Fella's been harassing her just as much...or MORE...as he's been harassing Arioc over these past months! Davis: Could Gabriel REALLY have been behind Fella's actions the entire time? That promo before the match sure seemed to suggest just that! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. Arioc knocks Steve Fella into the ringpost. The Watcher comes from behind, but Steve Fella nails The Watcher. Briggs: Both Lilith and The Watcher getting their shots in at "Suicide" Steve Fella! Arioc hits Steve Fella with a backward kick. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Davis: Arioc drops the elbow from the ring apron! Arioc knocks Steve Fella into the ringsteps. Briggs: And then sends Fella headfirst into the steel stairs! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. Arioc uses a vertical facebuster on Steve Fella. Arioc throws Steve Fella back into the ring. Davis: Arioc smells blood...he knows he's got a chance to end this! Arioc hits Steve Fella with a backward kick. Arioc executes the Diamond Cutter on Steve Fella. Arioc executes the Last Rites on Steve Fella. Briggs: Diamond Cutter, IMMEDIATELY followed by the Last Rites! Davis: Fella's unconscious! All Arioc has to do is pin him and the SFWL World Heavyweight title is his! The boos are resurfacing again. Arioc goes for the pin. Briggs: Lateral press... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Briggs: FELLA GETS A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! I don't believe it! THREE Last Rites, and Fella is still going! Davis: That World Title means so much to him...the desire to keep it is pushing him FAR beyond his limits! Arioc nails Steve Fella with a guillotine drop onto the top rope. Arioc doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Steve Fella executes a low blow. Davis: Low blow! Fella hit the low blow from his back! Briggs: He rolls Arioc up... Steve Fella doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. He goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: And he nearly pins him! Steve Fella nearly pinned Arioc right there! Steve Fella executes a headbutt on Arioc. Steve Fella goes for a kick to the midsection, but Arioc blocks it. Briggs: Arioc just shoves Fella's foot away as he goes for the kick! Arioc hits Steve Fella with a stun gun. The crowd is wildly cheering Arioc with only a few scattered boos audible. Arioc goes for a backdrop, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella chops Arioc. The boos are resurfacing again. Steve Fella kicks Arioc. Davis: Fella fighting Arioc all the way to the ropes! The boos are resurfacing again. Arioc chops Steve Fella. The boos are resurfacing again. Arioc chops Steve Fella. Briggs: But Arioc fights back with two devastating knife-edge chops! Steve Fella hits Arioc. The boos are resurfacing again. Steve Fella hits Arioc with the Michinoku Driver. Davis: Michinoku Driver! Fella hit the Michinoku Driver! He covers... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: Arioc kicks out after two! Steve Fella executes a kick to the midsection on Arioc. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Arioc. Briggs: He hit it! He hit the Jackass Drop! JACKASS! JACKASS! JACKASS! Fella hit the JACKASS DROP! JACKASS! Steve Fella goes for the pin. Davis: Lateral press...this looks bad for Arioc! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Briggs: He got his foot on the bottom rope! Davis: Arioc's height saved him there! His leg was long enough to JUST reach the bottom rope! Steve Fella hits a Death Valley Driver on Arioc. Davis: Fella not discouraged, though, as he drops him with a DVD! The boos are resurfacing again. Steve Fella runs into the ropes. Arioc hits Steve Fella with a shoulderblock. Briggs: Shoulderblock by the 340-pound monster! He SQUASHED Steve Fella! Davis: He covers... Arioc is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Briggs: Fella lifts the shoulder! Arioc only got two and a half! Arioc places Steve Fella on the turnbuckle. Davis: Arioc has him set up! He's got Fella set up on the top turnbuckle! Arioc uses a front-layout superplex on Steve Fella. Briggs: SUPERPLEX! Arioc goes for a nerve hold, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Arioc counters it with a backdrop. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. Arioc misses with a clothesline. Steve Fella misses with a kick. Arioc hits Steve Fella with a kick. Davis: Arioc takes Fella down with a boot right to the face! Arioc takes Steve Fella down with a series of punches. Briggs: And he's just raining the punches down on him! Arioc nails Steve Fella with a backward kick. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with the Diamond Cutter. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Steve Fella takes Arioc down with a spear. Davis: He took him down! 220-pound Steve Fella just took the 340-pound Arioc down with a spear! Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with cookie sheet. Davis: Fella using everything he can think of! Briggs: Both men have given this match EVERYTHING they have, and they're both still fighting! Davis: Both Arioc and Fella are desperately seeking a way to end this match! Steve Fella takes a swing at Arioc with the sheet, but he gets out of the way. Arioc snatches the sheet from him. Arioc hits him with the sheet. Davis: Arioc waffles Fella with his own cookie sheet! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Arioc throws Steve Fella out of the ring. Briggs: Then sends him over the top rope to the floor! Arioc goes through the ropes. Arioc goes for a jumping DDT, but Steve Fella counters it with a backdrop. Steve Fella uses a kick to the midsection on Arioc. Steve Fella whips Arioc into the guardrail. Steve Fella nails Arioc with a double underhook piledriver. Briggs: Kudome Driver on the concrete! Steve Fella just spiked Arioc, right on the top of his head, on the exposed cement floor! Steve Fella reenters the ring. Arioc follows him back in. Arioc sits up. Davis: Good God almighty! Arioc just sat up! Arioc has gotten to his feet just SECONDS after taking a Kudome Driver on the cement! Arioc doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Steve Fella whips Arioc into the ropes. Arioc hits Steve Fella with a kick. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Steve Fella hits Arioc with a kick. Steve Fella executes a tiger suplex on Arioc. Briggs: Tiger Suplex! Fella holds on for the pinfall attempt... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: Two and a half! Steve Fella goes for a Vader attack, but Arioc counters it with a fist to the midsection. Briggs: Fella ran right into a big left to the gut! Arioc nails Steve Fella with a Northern Lights bomb. Davis: And Arioc drops him with a Northern Lights Bomb! The crowd is wildly cheering Arioc with only a few scattered boos audible. Arioc executes Electric Chair Bomb on Steve Fella. Briggs: Only to pick him up and drive him down with the Electric Chair Bomb! Arioc goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella hits Arioc with a DDT. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Steve Fella executes a kick to the midsection on Arioc. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Arioc. Briggs: (yelling at the top of his lungs) THE JACKASS DROP! JACKASS DROP! STEVE FELLA'S SECOND JACKASS DROP OF THE MATCH, AND IT'LL BE THE ONE THAT LETS HIM RETAIN THE TITLE! JACKASS! JACKASS! LATERAL PRESS BY FELLA... All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Steve Fella goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Davis: But Arioc gets a foot on the ropes! Once again, Arioc was able to stretch a leg out and touch the bottom rope with the toe of his boot! Heath Ericson stops the count at two! Steve Fella hits Arioc with a double underhook piledriver. Briggs: ANOTHER Kudome Driver by Fella! Steve Fella doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Steve Fella uses a series of punches on Arioc. Steve Fella goes for the Texas Cloverleaf, but Arioc blocks it. Davis: But Arioc kicks him off as he goes for the Texas Cloverleaf! Arioc hits Steve Fella. The boos are resurfacing again. Arioc kicks Steve Fella. Arioc executes the Last Rites on Steve Fella. Davis: LAST RITES! That's FOUR! Arioc covers...in three seconds he's going to be SFWL World Champion! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Arioc goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: FELLA KICKED OUT! Fella is running on absolutely empty, but he's STILL finding the energy to fight! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a back elbow. Arioc doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Arioc hits a series of punches on Steve Fella. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a series of punches. Davis: Arioc hammering Steve Fella with rights and lefts! Arioc throws his head back and screams. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Arioc nails Steve Fella with the T-Bone Suplex. Briggs: T-Bone Suplex! Heath Ericson is in position... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Davis: Two-count only! Arioc climbing to the top rope... Briggs: What's he going to do now!? Arioc executes a flying legdrop on Steve Fella. Davis: Guillotine Legdrop! He nearly took Fella's head off! Briggs: Arioc covers... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Briggs: But Fella gets a foot on the ropes! Arioc hits a thrust kick to the head on Steve Fella. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Arioc executes the Last Rites on Steve Fella. Briggs: (screaming, a la Joey Styles) HE HIT IT AGAIN! HE HIT IT AGAIN! HE HIT IT AGAIN! Davis: Arioc with a cover! Arioc goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Davis: (yelling) AND FELLA KICKS OUT AGAIN!! The entire crowd is on their feet. Arioc executes a low blow on Steve Fella. Arioc uses a reverse neckbreaker on Steve Fella. Arioc runs into the ropes. Arioc misses with a clothesline. Steve Fella hits Arioc with a shoulderblock. Steve Fella whips Arioc into the ropes, but Arioc reverses it. Steve Fella nails Arioc with a spear. Briggs: Fella sends Arioc flying! Davis: Fella has no concern for his own safety! He has no concern for his own LIFE! He's just hurling his body into Arioc with wild abandon! Briggs: This is why they call him Suicide! Steve Fella doesn't give a good goddamn about ANYTHING but beating Arioc here tonight! Arioc sits up. Briggs: (now on his feet) AND ARIOC SITS RIGHT BACK UP! The crowd is wildly cheering Arioc with only a few scattered boos audible. Steve Fella goes for a tiger suplex, but Arioc blocks it. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Arioc. Briggs: (standing on his chair, screaming) JACKASS DROP! JACKASS DROP! FELLA HIT IT DEAD CENTER IN THE RING, AND ARIOC'S OUT COLD! JACKASS, JACKASS, JACKASS, AND FELLA'S GOING HOME WITH THE STRAP! Steve Fella goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, Lilith distracts Heath Ericson. Davis: NO! NO! LILITH BREAKS UP THE COUNT!! Lilith distracted Heath Ericson! This match was OVER! Fella had it won! The Watcher slides into the ring. Briggs: And now The Watcher's entering the ring! Steve Fella reaches down to pick up Arioc. The Watcher grabs Steve Fella by the hair and pulls him up. The Watcher whispers something to Steve Fella. Steve Fella is completely shocked, his face almost turning white. Davis: Whatever the Watcher just said, it scared the living hell out of "Suicide" Steve Fella! The Watcher picks up Steve Fella and hits him with a Northern Lights Bomb. Briggs: Northern Lights Bomb by the Watcher on the absolutely STUNNED Fella! Steve Fella is out cold! The Watcher stands over Steve Fella and takes off his mask. It is Gabriel. Briggs: HOLY SHIT! The Watcher...it's GABRIEL!! I...he...they...HOLY SHIT! Del Davis is completely speechless. His jaw has dropped as far as it can go without detaching completely. The crowd is absolutely electric. Gabriel looks over at Arioc, points at Steve Fella and gives the command..."Kill!" Briggs: I don't believe it! Gabriel swerved us all...TWICE! Davis: (starting to regain composure) Gabriel was never really gone! He was here the entire time, under that mask as The Watcher! Arioc executes the Last Rites on Steve Fella. Briggs and Davis simultaneously: LAST RITES! Arioc goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Arioc doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. The winner is Arioc. Time of match: 0:17:25 Davis: It's over! It's all over! Briggs: What a match! What an ending! What a SHOW! Davis: Arioc has beaten Fella to win the SFWL World Heavyweight title, and the legendary Gabriel has revealed that he was right at Arioc's side the entire time...throughout Arioc's entire SFWL career! This match...this moment...will NEVER be forgotten! NEVER! Good night, ladies and gentlemen, you have all witnessed SFWL history! (The camera briefly zooms in on Arioc, Lilith and Gabriel standing over the fallen Steve Fella, with Arioc holding the World Heavyweight Title high over his head, then cuts to a black screen, with the SFWL copyright notice at the bottom.)