[The scene opens up to the sunny Florida coastline. Throngs of partying students flock to the shores. Looking for a good time. Looking for some good beer... some good weed. And most importantly just looking to get some... The voice of Duke Nukem chimes in... Duke Nukem: COME GET SOME! [The "Duke Nukem Theme" by Megadeth rips in as highlights of past SWFL matches flash by.] Rebirth hits the Flash Back. Gabriel executes the Lunar Eclipse on Brian Bowers. Mike Torment nails the Apocalypse. Pedro waves around his third arm. Steve Fella hits Kate Elliot with a chair. Lilith hits Kate Elliot with a chair. Robert Justice hits Gabriel with the steel Dawg Bone. *S* Kamikaze executes a springboard moonsault. *F* The Cult of Personality do their cartoon impressions. *W* Arioc hits the Last Rites on Steve Fella. *L* Arioc holds the World Title belt. *SPRING THING* [The cameras look out over the sold out National Car Rental Center in Fort Lauderdale. The crowd is totally electrified after the Free-For-All event. The camera zooms in on SFWL Commentators, Timothy Zahn and Bucky Kaluha.] Zahn: Hello wrestling fans, this is Timmy Zahn along with the retired Manager of Champions, Bucky Kaluha and WELCOME TO SFWL SPRING THING! this should quickly become an SFWL classic! We have ALL the SFWL title on the line tonight, and we didn't have to take them away from all the athletes to do it! What do you think, Bucky? Kaluha: You got that right, College Boy. I see you got a nice promotion since The Professional gave you that Flair uppercut a few weeks ago. A lot of disputes will be resolved the old fashioned way... knocking someone's teeth out! Zahn: I'd rather not talk about that and quit calling me College Boy, my name is Timmy. That will all lead up to Arioc defending the SFWL World Title against Let's get on with the next match-up, shall we? This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. From Las Cruces, New Mexico... Weighing in at 240 pounds... Tirok and Sierra come down the ring entrance side-by-side to the music of "No Fair Fights" by Prick. He seems very focused on the match while Sierra acts as a body guard keeping fans at bay. Once at the ring, Tirok grabs the top rope and dives into the ring, rolling onto his feet. Sierra steps up on the apron to give any last minute advice. Tirok Siban His opponent... From Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 210 pounds... (Rob Zombie's "Call of the Zombie" begins playing as the crowd seems to be a little confused. The segment ends and it runs right into the song "Superbeast". Diablo emerges through the crowd. Zahn: Oh my God, the masked man is Diablo! Who would have guessed? He wears a black mask with silver highlights and silver streaks down the back. He wears dull black vinyl wrestling pants, with "Diablo" written in red cryptic lettering down the sides. He wears a dull black vinyl top matching the pants. He also has attached at his neck, a scarlet red cloak draping around him. He has a red hood that usually covers most of his head. Strobe lights begin flashing as a couple spotlights revolve around the arena. Suddenly all the lights go out except for a red one over the ring. People in the crowd light their cigarette lighters all over, which gives an almost eerie feeling inside the building. Kaluha: Listen to these idiot fans, they're going nuts. Chants of "Splatter Combo" can be heard echoing through the building. Fans around him begin going crazy, giving him pats on the back and just reaching out to be able to touch him. He walks through the crowd very calmly, and hops over the guardrail. He looks up at the ring, and takes his sunglasses off. He does a two-footed jump up onto the apron just as the lights come up, and enters the ring. He throws a couple quick shadow punches and walks to his corner. He removes the red cloak and hangs it on the turnbuckle.) "The Man From Nowhere" Diablo Zahn: It's the Bastard versus the returning hero. I think we're all in for a treat. They lock up. Diablo throws Tirok Siban out of the ring. Diablo goes through the ropes. Diablo knocks Tirok Siban into the ringpost. Diablo goes for the Bloodfest, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban grabs a chair. Tirok Siban sets up the chair. Tirok Siban goes for a backdrop driver, but Diablo counters it with a facerake. Zahn: These two aren't wasting any time, are they? Kaluha: I'll tell you right now, this won't exactly be a Steamboat/Flair scientific match. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Diablo hits an armbar takedown on Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban is busted wide open. Kaluha: We got juice! We got juice! Diablo knocks Tirok Siban into the ringsteps. They're brawling inside the ring area. Diablo is handed a baseball bat. Zahn: Uh-oh...Siban's going be on the wrong end of that Louisville Slugger. Kaluha: Batter up! Diablo hits him with the baseball bat. Diablo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Zahn: The crowd is turning on Diablo. Kaluha: They don't know nothing...stupid morons. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Diablo takes Tirok Siban down with an armbar takedown. Diablo sets up a table. Diablo hits Tirok Siban with a mounted punch. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Diablo is handed a baseball bat. Zahn: Who's running the sporting goods store at ringside? Kaluha: What was wrong with the first bat? Diablo hits him with the baseball bat. Diablo seemingly enjoys the boos. Diablo hits Tirok Siban with a rabbit punch. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Diablo knocks Tirok Siban into the ringsteps. Diablo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kaluha: Um, fellas, you know there is a perfectly good wrestling ring going to waste, don't you? Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Diablo takes Tirok Siban down with a series of punches to the stomach. Diablo is handed a frying pan. Zahn: Great, apparently Julia Child is sitting at ringside. Diablo takes a swing at Tirok Siban with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. Tirok Siban snatches the frying pan from him. Kaluha: Siban is gonna make a Diablo omelet. Tirok Siban hits him with the frying pan. Tirok Siban whips Diablo into the guardrail. Tirok Siban goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Diablo blocks it. Kaluha: That was kind of like a wrestling move. Diablo hits him with a frying pan. Diablo chokes him with a frying pan. Diablo nails Tirok Siban with a rabbit punch. Diablo takes Tirok Siban down with an armbar takedown. Diablo takes Tirok Siban down with a series of punches to the stomach. Zahn: Tirok is taking on heck of a beating tonight. Kaluha: Ah, I've seen him take worse than this. Diablo hits Tirok Siban with a series of punches to the stomach. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Diablo is handed a keyboard. Zahn: Insert your own Cyber joke here, fans. Kaluha: There's so many foreign objects around I'm surprised the I.N.S doesn't shut this place down. Diablo takes a swing at Tirok Siban with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Tirok Siban snatches the keyboard from him. Tirok Siban hits him with the keyboard. Diablo is busted wide open. Zahn: Diablo took a pretty stiff shot there, Bucky. Tirok Siban knocks Diablo into the ringsteps. Tirok Siban whips Diablo into the guardrail. Tirok Siban goes for a Frankensteiner, but Diablo counters it with a power bomb. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Diablo. Kaluha: Fickle bastards! Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Zahn: I just saw a tumbleweed roll through the ring. Diablo executes a series of punches to the stomach on Tirok Siban. Diablo throws Tirok Siban back into the ring. Zahn: It's about time. Diablo catches Tirok Siban in a scorpion deathlock. Tirok Siban is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Kaluha: You gotta love that Siban, guy...he doesn't quit. The man is a living tank. Diablo catches Tirok Siban in the STF. Zahn: It looks like submission is Diablo's goal. Tirok Siban is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kaluha: Tirok's got stones the size of beach balls. I can't believe he broke that hold! Diablo puts Tirok Siban in an armlock hammerlock submission. Zahn: And yet another submission move. This is quite a display mat wrestling by Diablo. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Diablo throws Tirok Siban out of the ring. Kaluha: Looks like we're goin' back to the floor. Diablo goes through the ropes. Diablo hits the Bloodfest on Tirok Siban. Zahn: Bloodfest! Bloodfest! Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Diablo nails Tirok Siban with a series of punches to the stomach. Zahn: How much more can Siban take? Keep in mind he's got a match for the tag team belts later tonight. Diablo knocks Tirok Siban into the ringsteps. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Diablo executes a rabbit punch on Tirok Siban. Diablo is handed a road sign. Kaluha: Now the Florida DMV is getting involved. I wonder if they can fix my speeding tickets. What sign is that, College Boy? Zahn: I think it's a stop sign...as in stop this match before Siban gets killed. Diablo hits him with the road sign. The boos are resurfacing again. Kaluha: Stupid fans. Weren't they just cheering for Diablo. What is this, Schizophrenics get in free night? Diablo hits him with a road sign. Diablo uses a fist to the midsection on Tirok Siban. Diablo hits Tirok Siban with a series of punches to the stomach. Diablo knocks Tirok Siban into the ringsteps. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Diablo executes an armbar takedown on Tirok Siban. Diablo reenters the ring. Zahn: This isn't going well for Siban at all. Tirok Siban follows him back in. Kaluha: You gotta admire Siban. He's a glutton for punishment. Diablo executes the Splatter Combo on Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban is struggling to reach the ropes. Zahn: He's not gonna make it! He's not gonna make it! Tirok Siban is struggling to reach the ropes. Tirok Siban tries to escape the hold. Tirok Siban tries to fight the pain. Tirok Siban summons one last burst of energy. Bob Leardi tells Tirok Siban to respond or he'll stop the fight. Kaluha: Somebody ought to stop this match. Tirok Siban nods. Bob Leardi asks Tirok Siban if he's had enough. Tirok Siban shakes his head. Zahn: There's only one word to describe Siban's effort here tonight... Kaluha: Yeah, retarded. Zahn: Courageous. That's what he is. Kaluha: Yeah, a courageous retard who's about to become a cripple. Bob Leardi checks Tirok Siban's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Kaluha: That's it. He's finished. He lifts it... it stays up ! Zahn: NO! Siban won't give up! Tirok Siban fights his way out of the hold after 41 seconds. Tirok Siban nails Diablo with a handspring into a Frankensteiner. Tirok Siban hits a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Diablo. Kaluha: Where did that come from? Is this guy on crack? Tirok Siban whips Diablo into the ropes. Diablo hits Tirok Siban with an elbow. Diablo goes for the cross-faced chicken wing, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban takes Diablo down with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head. Zahn: Some serious offense by Siban. Tirok Siban seemingly enjoys the boos. Kaluha: But they were just booing Diablo and now they're...I don't get it. I'm surrounded by retards. Zahn: Please quit saying "retard". Tirok Siban attempts to place Diablo on the turnbuckle, but Diablo blocks it. Tirok Siban punches Diablo. Tirok Siban is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Tirok Siban chops Diablo. Tirok Siban seemingly enjoys the boos. Tirok Siban goes for a springboard somersault dropkick, but Diablo side-steps and Tirok Siban only hits air. Zahn: Diablo is still the fresher of the two. He's got that on his side. Diablo whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Tirok Siban goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Diablo counters it with a power bomb. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, in the ropes... The boos are resurfacing again. Zahn: Near fall for the masked man. Kaluha: Are these people watching a different match than I am? I mean...Jesus! Pick one guy and pull for him. Diablo catches Tirok Siban in a dragon sleeper. Tirok Siban is struggling to reach the ropes. Tirok Siban is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tirok Siban is writhing in pain. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds. Zahn: Have you ever seen anyone put up a fight for survival like this, Kaluha? Kaluha: I watched Cyber try to pick up some co-eds at the hotel bar last night...he fared about as well as Siban is against Diablo. Diablo puts Tirok Siban in a double chickenwing submission. Zahn: Another submission hold. Kaluha: This guy is ruthless. You know, a big plate of wings sounds really good right now. Zahn: You keep your seat, Kaluha. We're not done yet. Tirok Siban is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tirok Siban is struggling to reach the ropes. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Zahn: Incredible. Diablo puts Tirok Siban in a guillotine choke. Tirok Siban tries to fight the pain. Diablo lets go after 28 seconds. Kaluha: Why don't I just throw a gun into the ring so we can get this match over with and move on. Diablo hits Tirok Siban with the Bloodfest. Diablo doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Kaluha: Don't even try to figure these Special Olympians out, Diablo. Diablo executes the Splatter Combo on Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban is writhing in pain. Zahn: Diablo is an absolute wrecking crew. Kaluha: Mmm...a nice shot of Absolut sounds good too. With a twist of lemon. Bob Leardi checks Tirok Siban's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Tirok Siban fights his way out of the hold after 29 seconds. Zahn: He breaks the hold! He's not human! Tirok Siban whips Diablo into the ropes. Tirok Siban hits Diablo with a shoulderblock. Tirok Siban nails Diablo with a top-rope Death Valley Driver. Tirok Siban seemingly enjoys the boos. Zahn: More stunning offense by Siban. Where does he get the strength? Tirok Siban whips Diablo into the ropes, but Diablo reverses it. Zahn: Reversal by the masked man. Tirok Siban hits Diablo with a kick. Tirok Siban is going for the pin. Kaluha: Now way he gets this. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. Tirok Siban seemingly enjoys the boos. Zahn: Oh my God, fans...Siban pulled out the victory. After all that abuse and torture, he actually scored the pinfall on Diablo. Kaluha: Looked like a fast count to me. The winner is Tirok Siban. Time of match: 0:14:40 Barret McDougal walks down to ringside. Kaluha: Here comes Barret, what does he have planned? The lights go out. Zahn: I don't know, but I had a feeling something was going to happen. Rob Zombie's "Call of the Zombie" begins playing as the crowd stands on their feet in anticipation. The segment ends and it runs right into the song "Superbeast". Strobe lights begin flashing as a couple spotlights revolve around the arena. Kaluha: I've lost track of what's going on in the ring, I think Tirok is trying to figure out what's going on! Suddenly all the lights go out except for a red one over the ring. Hades and his girlfriend Jade emerge from the back. Zahn: It's HADES! Oh my God! Barret has dropped the proverbial bomb on this one! Kaluha: I can't believe this! Hades has no facial or visible body hair. He has little longer than shoulder length hair that is usually tied back in a ponytail like fashion. To the ring he wears black warm-up nylon pants and black leather cutoff pit fighting gloves. He doesn't wear a top, just the pants. He has a large biohazard-like tattoo on his back and a tattoo on his shoulder with the letters "DD" (Deadly Destiny) in cryptic writing. He isn't overly huge, but very well defined. Jade wears a black "Meet Your Maker" T-shirt and a pair of red hot pants. Hades acknowledges the crowd, and along with his girlfriend he makes his way towards the ring. Kaluha: Hades is making his way to the ring, and Barret is standing aside with a huge grin on his face! Hades enters the ring and stands nose to nose with Tirok Siban. Zahn: Tirok doesn't seem to impressed, or he's just trying to quickly think what to do. Kaluha : I can't believe this, Hades, one of the best Cruiserweights ever to participate in the league is back, and back in style! Tirok Siban hits Hades with a punch. Hades takes a step back absorbing the blow, and lets out a laugh. Diablo comes from behind and hits him with a jumping superkick. Zahn: Tirok is down! Tirok is down! Hades executes the Meet Your Maker. Kaluha: And we've all seen that before, half crab ankle-lock submission hold, and Tirok is in obvious pain! Barret McDougal enters the ring. Barret McDougal calls for a microphone. Barret: Where's your partner now Tirok? Where is Five? (Cut to backstage where Rob Justice walks away from an unconscious Five. Cut back.) Barret: So sad to hear he can't fend for himself. I told you he was worthless... I practically gave it away that you were in over your head for asking for this match! Hades lets go of the hold after 55 seconds. Diablo puts his boot over Tirok's throat to keep him on the mat. Barret McDougal hands Hades the mic. The fans begin chanting "Meet Your Maker" Hades: You know, I thought it'd be years before I'd waltz back into the SFWL. I thought I'd stay in the underground leagues where the fights are real and the pay is shitty. But I had heard of a lot going on in here... of Unleaded getting injured... of Gabriel returning... and my student asked for a little assistance... so I thought it was time. Zahn: Student? Barret is a student of Hades? Hades: It was time for Hades to come back, settle some scores and see where I am with others. And I see things are different, real different... but between Justice, Barret and Hades... what is there for us to worry about? Nothing... Absolutely NOTHING... Barret McDougal and Hades exit the ring, Hades hands the microphone to Barret McDougal. Barret: So you wanted a match with the Masked Man eh? I give you Diablo...Hades personal bodyguard... have fun. Hades: Finish him Diablo! Diablo rebounds off the ropes and executes the SplatterCombo. Zahn: That looks like Barret's Breaking Point! Could that be where Barret got it from? Kaluha: I don't know, but Tirok can't take much more of this! SFWL Officials storm the ring in an attempt to separate everyone. Pedro: Hola everyone y welcome to el Spanish announcer table. Me y Cinco are here to call this next matcho. Cinco: Si Pedro. El Mexican Jumpin Beans esta here. El tag team sensation call next match. Senor Kamikaze take on El Ferrari person. Pedro: Me think it es Farthunari. Cinco: Whatever...let go to announcer... This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Hailing from Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 220 pounds... Kamikaze His opponent... Led to the ring by "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman... Hailing from Beirut, Lebanon... Weighing in at 219 pounds... The lights dim throughout the arena as the first beats of "(Can't You) Trip Like I Do" by Filter and the Crystal Method play over the P.A. system. After a minute passes, red pyrotechnics explode around the frame of the doorway between the scaffold and backstage. "Furious" Farah Farouki steps out, rubbing his red wristbands and smiling a boyish grin at the crowd. He wears red elbowpads, a pair of crimson pants with "Furious" written in black on each leg, and big red-and-black boots. By his side is the lithe and lovely "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman. Her voluptuous frame is covered in a black fishnet dress with a black leather bra and short shorts underneath, fishnet stockings attached to the shorts with black satin straps and long fishnet gloves. Her outfit is accented by black combat boots, a silver choker and her flowing red-dyed hair is swept aside with a silver comb. As they walk down the aisle, they exchange familiar glances with the fans that cheer with them, as if they were all members of the same family. Upon reaching the ring, Farouki ducks down under the bottom rope and slips in, quickly standing up. He begins to bounce off the ropes lightly as he waits for the match to start. "Furious" Farah Farouki Pedro: They look evenly match. Only uno pound weight differencio. Cinco: They look ready to go. They lock up. Kamikaze hits Farah Farouki with a back suplex. The crowd is booing Kamikaze. Pedro: Suplex right off the start. Kamikaze no kidding around. Cinco: Me had a Kamikaze once. Pedro: Me too, Tequila sunrise much better. Kamikaze hits a spin kick on Farah Farouki. Kamikaze uses an elbowsmash on Farah Farouki. Kamikaze uses a Death Valley Driver on Farah Farouki. Pedro: Oucho... DVD on Faruniki. Cicno: Me buy a DVD player last week. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Kamikaze goes for the Twisting Brainbuster, but Farah Farouki counters it with a snap suplex. Pedro: Farsnuki show offense now. Cinco: El bien suplex by Senor Fargookie. The crowd is really behind Farah Farouki. Farah Farouki throws Kamikaze out of the ring. Pedro: We going to el suelo now. Cinco: Me want to say quick hola to me Madre en Mexico. Pedro: Me too. Hola Auntie. Farah Farouki goes through the ropes. Farah Farouki goes for the Desert Rose, but Kamikaze counters it with a leaping swinging DDT. Pedro: DDT on suelo. Fortrickie be hearing bells later. The crowd is booing Kamikaze. Kamikaze sets up a table. Kamikaze sets up Farah Farouki on the table. Kamikaze tries to drive Farah Farouki through the table with a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way. Cinco: Kamikaze land hard on table. Me still think someone has to protect these tables. The table didn't break. Farah Farouki whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Farah Farouki hits Kamikaze with a Hotshot. Kamikaze is busted wide open. Cinco: Ay Carumba. Me tell people that me no like blood but they make bleed anyway. Me be under table. "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman comes from behind and distracts Kamikaze. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kamikaze grabs a chair. Kamikaze sets up the chair. Kamikaze goes for the Falcon Arrow, but Farah Farouki counters it with a vertical suplex. Pedro: Kamikaze trying to finish off Forennelli but he get caught. Farah Farouki sets up Kamikaze on the table. Farah Farouki tries to drive Kamikaze through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. Kamikaze whips Farah Farouki into the guardrail. Kamikaze hits a flying cross body press on Farah Farouki. Kamikaze shows off to the crowd. Pedro: Me must say... Kamikaze a very pretty man. Cinco: Me find gum on floor down here. You want some? Pedro: No. The crowd is booing Kamikaze. Kamikaze sets up Farah Farouki on the table. Kamikaze tries to drive Farah Farouki through the table with a Northern Lights bomb, but he blocks it. Pedro: Kamikaze try to do big move on table but a big block by Forzunini. Cinco: Esta blood gone yet? Pedro: No. Farah Farouki reenters the ring. Kamikaze follows him back in. Pedro: They finally get back in ring. Cinco: You know there are many words that rhyme with ring. There is ding and bring... Farah Farouki goes for a kneelift, but Kamikaze side-steps and Farah Farouki only hits air. Kamikaze uses a spin kick on Farah Farouki. Pedro: Counter by Kamikaze and a nice spin kick. Cinco: y ping... A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Kamikaze nails Farah Farouki with the Thunder Fire Powerbomb. Tim Rice counts: One, two, "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman distracts Tim Rice. Pedro: Sima make el save for Faroplicky. Cinco: y sing... Kamikaze executes a flying legdrop on Farah Farouki. There is no referee to count. Kamikaze shows off to the crowd. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Pedro: Kamikaze showing off how good he can bleed. Cinco: Me never be able to get out from under table. Kamikaze is bleeding profusely. Kamikaze takes Farah Farouki down with a legsweep. Kamikaze goes for a flying dropkick, but "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman shoves him off the turnbuckle. Pedro: Sima with el big push... Kamikaze land hard. This could be it. The crowd is booing Kamikaze. Farah Farouki is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Pedro: He get lucky. Farah Farouki goes for a lariat, but Kamikaze blocks it. Kamikaze takes Farah Farouki down with a spin kick. Farah Farouki begs off. Pedro: Faroomy begs for mercy. Cinco: Wing rhyme with ring. Kamikaze hits Farah Farouki with an elbowsmash. Kamikaze sets up the chair. Kamikaze uses a Death Valley Driver onto the chair on Farah Farouki. Pedro: DVD on el chair. That might leave el mark. Cinco: Me know..Fling. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Kamikaze shows off to the crowd. The crowd is booing Kamikaze. Kamikaze executes the Twisting Brainbuster on Farah Farouki. The crowd is booing Kamikaze. Kamikaze goes for the pin. Pedro: Senor Rice not in good position here. Cinco: y gring. Pedro: Gring esta no word. Cinco: It could be. There is no referee to count. Kamikaze hits Farah Farouki with an elbowsmash. Tim Rice is back on the job. Pedro: It about time Rice is back to work. Wow..senore Kamikaze no look to good. Kamikaze is bleeding like a faucet. Kamikaze goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Farah Farouki counters it with a small package. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Pedro: That almost end quick. Kamikaze go for DVD un to many time. Farah Farouki places Kamikaze on the turnbuckle. Farah Farouki hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on Kamikaze. Tim Rice counts: One, kickout. Pedro: Great move by Farafiki but only a uno count. Farah Farouki throws Kamikaze out of the ring. Farah Farouki goes through the ropes. Farah Farouki whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman comes from behind, but Kamikaze nails "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman. Pedro: Back outside and Sima get hammered by Kamikaze...hey...she getting right back up. "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman comes from behind and distracts Kamikaze. Farah Farouki sets up Kamikaze on the table. Farah Farouki executes a legdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Pedro: Me think someone no rig el table right today. Cinco: El tables fighting back. They no have to take this anymore. The crowd is giving Farah Farouki a standing ovation. Farah Farouki whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Farah Farouki sets up Kamikaze on the table. Farah Farouki tries to drive Kamikaze through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Kamikaze executes the Twisting Brainbuster on Farah Farouki on the concrete floor. Pedro: Mama Mia... Farowny may need brain surgery after that one. Farah Farouki is out cold. Kamikaze is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Kamikaze uses a corkscrew tombstone on Farah Farouki. Kamikaze whips Farah Farouki into the guardrail. Kamikaze nails Farah Farouki with a flying cross body press. Pedro: Kamikaze in complete control now. Cinco...will you come out of there? Cinco: No coozin. me scared of blood. Kamikaze whips Farah Farouki into the guardrail. Kamikaze uses a kick to the head on Farah Farouki. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kamikaze is handed brass knuckles. Kamikaze hits him with the knuckles. Pedro: That no be fair. Kamikaze no need those? Wait a sec...who gave that to him? Cinco: El invisible man back handing out weapons? Pedro: Me guess so. Kamikaze further incites the crowd. Kamikaze sets up Farah Farouki on the table. Kamikaze tries to drive Farah Farouki through the table with a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but he blocks it. Pedro: Mistake by Kamikaze y Fartelli coming back. Farah Farouki hits a bulldog on Kamikaze. Farah Farouki whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Farah Farouki takes a running start and springs off the chair. Farah Farouki nails Kamikaze with a dropkick. "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman comes from behind, but Kamikaze nails "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman. Farah Farouki goes for a dropkick, but Kamikaze side-steps and Farah Farouki only hits air. Pedro: Kamikaze can sure take a beating. Farwarki look confused. Kamikaze goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Farah Farouki blocks it. Farah Farouki reenters the ring. Kamikaze follows him back in. Farah Farouki executes a dragon screw on Kamikaze. Pedro: Farquenicki still fighting though. Cinco: Me need a pillow down here. Farah Farouki goes for a DDT, but Kamikaze blocks it. Farah Farouki takes his opponent down with a hair pull. The crowd is going into a frenzy. He goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Pedro: If this end with el hair pull, me was going to cry. Cinco: No cry coozin. Everythin be ok..me promise. Farah Farouki whips Kamikaze into the ropes. Kamikaze hits Farah Farouki with a kick. Kamikaze shows off to the crowd. Kamikaze further incites the crowd. Kamikaze hits a legsweep on Farah Farouki. Pedro: It seem Kamikaze like to show off. Me like to show off to. AAAAARRRRRIIIIIIIBBBBBAAAAAAAAA!!! Cinco: OOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!! Kamikaze whips Farah Farouki into the ropes, but Farah Farouki reverses it. Farah Farouki misses with a clothesline. Farah Farouki misses with a kick. Kamikaze hits Farah Farouki with an elbow. Kamikaze shows off to the crowd. Kamikaze further incites the crowd. Farah Farouki begs off. Pedro: Faransilly look intimidatio by senor Kamikaze. Cinco: Me wish me could see this. Kamikaze nails Farah Farouki with a kick to the midsection. Kamikaze whips Farah Farouki into the ropes. Kamikaze hits Farah Farouki with a shoulderblock. Kamikaze hits a single-leg takedown on Farah Farouki. Kamikaze leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Pedro: Look like Kamikaze setting up chair to take a little rest. Kamikaze runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Kamikaze nails Farah Farouki with a spinning leg lariat. Pedro: Me guess me was wrong. "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman enters the ring and hits Kamikaze with a chair. Pedro: That so be not nice. Sima be bad person. Farah Farouki takes Kamikaze down with a bulldog. Farah Farouki runs into the ropes. Kamikaze hits a kick to the midsection on Farah Farouki. Farah Farouki begs off. Pedro: Farbelly like to beg a lot. Y it seem that cut has opened up more. Kamikaze is bright red. Kamikaze is bleeding profusely. Kamikaze takes Farah Farouki down with a legsweep. Kamikaze whips Farah Farouki into the ropes. Farah Farouki hits Kamikaze with a clothesline. Farah Farouki is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Pedro: Close call. Good thing the rope was there. Cinco: Dope? the dope is where? Pedro: Will you please come up here? Farah Farouki executes a fisherman buster on Kamikaze. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Farah Farouki. Farah Farouki goes for the Desert Rose, but Kamikaze counters it with a crucifix . Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Pedro: El ropes get in the way again. Cinco: BLOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! Me scared!! Me going back under table. Pedro: Me need to make man of you. Farah Farouki begs off. Kamikaze goes for a savate kick, but Farah Farouki ducks out of the way. Farah Farouki goes for a Russian legsweep, but Kamikaze counters it with an elbowsmash. Pedro: Big elbowsmash. Kamikaze picking up Faroponi. Kamikaze nails Farah Farouki with a Death Valley Driver. Kamikaze further incites the crowd. Kamikaze executes the Twisting Brainbuster on Farah Farouki. Kamikaze is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Kamikaze goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, three. Pedro: That be it. Farplecki no look happy. Farah Farouki complains about a fast count. Kamikaze is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The winner is Kamikaze. Time of match: 0:08:26 Pedro: El crowd not happy but impressive win by Kamikaze. That be all for us. We now turn it over to those other guys. Adios everyone!!! Cinco: Is it over yet? Pedro: Si, now say Adios. Cinco: Adios! [Scene switches over to another broadcast table. Seated there is none other than Grant Taylor and Skippy. Grant Taylor is dressed almost similar to Joey Styles from the ECW, even with the poofy hair and the wire frame glasses. Skippy is wearing a sports blazer, with no shirt underneath, a black neck brace with a nice red bow tie on it. Skippy is sporting a shabby goatee and a five o'clock shadow. Skippy's hair was that wet, yet puffy look to it.] Taylor: Hello once again ladies and gentlemen. Its us once again, Grant Taylor and as always Skippy! Skippy: That's..."The women in Ft. Lauderdale, hit a new higher scale. Whenever they're around me, they can't help it but to scream. Mom's like me cause I'm not Jiff, cause I give them that oh so special gift"...Skippy! Taylor: Well that was...unusual. But there won't be any high-tech openings after that one, only a...CAT FIGHT! Skippy: That's right Grant. The RAVISHING Kate Elliot will get to take on...all 121 pounds of Lilith. A good time fight, to say the least! Taylor: Of course, both ladies will be accompanied by their men, Elliot will have Brian Bowers in her corner, and Lilith...she'll have that no-good son of a.. Skippy: Righteous woman...Gabriel. You don't want to piss Gabriel off Grant ol' boy. Taylor: Gabriel deserves every bit of what he gets! He's no good, and someone will eventually put a stop to him! Skippy: But that's not our match to call, this one is. Taylor: Let's go to the ring. The camera suddenly cuts to a shot of Del Davis and "Big" Paul Briggs sitting at a news-anchor style desk, with a video screen behind them. A "Breaking News" graphic, eerily similar to the one used on Friday's ECW on TNN, is prominently displayed at the bottom of the screen. Davis: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen...sorry to interrupt the action, but we have some major news! Briggs: Unfortunately, we HAVE to interrupt the show to bring you this information. If this was a pre-taped show, we wouldn't need to interrupt the in-ring action like this...that would just be ridiculous. Davis: THAT was subtle. Anyway, one of our camera crews has managed to track down "Dangerous" Danny DeCosta - and he's apparently on the other side of the city! Can we go to that shot now? The camera switches to a shot of an abandoned parking lot. A big 18 wheeler pulls into the parking lot. On its side reads "Motor City Trailer of Plundah". The trailer parks and out walks DeCosta from the cab. He's awaiting Wayne Reid. You can hear the sounds of honking coming down the highway beside the parking lot. A dump truck passes. On its side reads "Dump Truck of Plunder and Love". Briggs: That's the Dumptruck of Plunder and Love! How long has it been since we've seen that!? Davis: About three months, actually. DeCosta: SHIT! DeCosta climbs into the cab of the trailer. He takes off. He turns on the highway and follows Wayne Reid. The camera cuts to an air-shot at the "Motor City Trailer of Plundah" right behind the "Dump Truck of Plunder and Love". Davis: Hold on...the production staff have DeCosta on the line! We can find out what's going on from the Dangerous one himself! Danny, you there? DeCosta *on phone*: Yeah, yes I am. Briggs: What the hell is going on? DeCosta: That sumbitch. He thinks this fight is over? He thinks he's going to get away? I'm going to teach that punk a lesson. I'm going to follow him where ever he goes, whether it be Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, or Rio de Janeiro. I'll follow him to the ends of the earth. He's going to be taught a lesson! The phone clicks off. Davis: Well, that was...unusual. Briggs: Unusual nothing! It's an old-fashioned car chase! We haven't seen action like this since the epic Piper-Goldust chase...and THIS one is ALL original footage! Davis: (fighting back laughter) Of course it is...what an odd thing to say... (The camera cuts back to the ringside area.) This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Led to the ring by Brian Bowers... Weighing in at 128 pounds... Kate Elliot Her opponent... Led to the ring by Gabriel... Weighing in at 121 pounds... Lilith "Explotation" by the EuroBox Band plays. The lights begin to blink. Gabriel and Brian Bowers go nuts outside the ring. The women inside the ring just as frustrated. Taylor: What the--? That's...that's Steve Fella's music! What in God's name does he want with this match? Skippy: Apparently Mr. Fella has a fine taste in ladies. He just wants a closer look! Steve Fella walks out wearing his street gear, including his long, black, leather trench coat. He has the Singapore Cane slung over his right shoulder. Steve Fella pulls out a mic from his trench coat. The lights come back on, and the music fades out. Steve Fella: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do we have here. Lilith...taking on Kate Elliot. One has to wonder...what MASTERMIND signed this match?!? And why didn't he bother to get a ref... Lilith and Kate Elliot look around. They realize there's no ref. Bowers and Gabriel realize the same thing. Steve Fella: Believe it or not Kate...Lilith...you two have SO MUCH...in common. Well for one, you manage two guys who up to this date...haven't been able to beat me. Even though I have wins over them. Brian Bowers and Gabriel are furious. Steve Fella: Going even further than that, I have taken titles from your two men. I took the IC Title away from Gabriel, and I prevented Brian Bowers from winning the IC Title. Taylor: That's just low. Skippy: I like Fella. He doesn't make accusations, he just states the truth! Taylor: You would like that low-life, wouldn't you Skippy. Skippy: Damn right! Steve Fella: More importantly than all that, I've made your lives a living hell. Lilith, I destroyed you not to long ago, and Kate Elliot...I busted your ass through a table before. So you see, you two have LOTS in common! Skippy: Not including their cup size... Taylor: Skippy! Steve Fella: So I went to the board, and I got this match signed. I also got myself a special guest referee's position just for this match! Taylor: You got to be kidding! Skippy: Alright! Finally the SFWL has a ref that they can rely on! Steve Fella: And we all know that I can be trusted! The fans boo. Steve Fella removes his trench coat revealing a ref's shirt. Steve Fella: Before this match gets underway, I would like to name this match a..."You're Fella's BITCH" match! And well...if you don't like that....toooo f'n bad! Steve Fella runs down to the ring. He slides in. Steve Fella: Now...let's get it on! Steve Fella throws the mic out of the ring. Taylor: Steve Fella serving as guest ref? I don't like the sound of this! Skippy: Why not? Fella's former World Champ! He's trustworthy! He's a rolemodel...he's... Taylor: He's the guy you just love to kiss up to, isn't that right Skippy! Skippy: If it means I keep my job...yes! They lock up. Lilith chops Kate Elliot. Lilith acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Lilith punches Kate Elliot. Lilith is starting to get more cheers than boos. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the ropes. Lilith hits Kate Elliot with a backdrop. Lilith hits Kate Elliot with a jawbreaker. Taylor: Lilith already taking it to Kate Elliot! Lilith is starting to get more cheers than boos. Lilith catches Kate Elliot in a forearm choke. Kate Elliot's shoulders are on the mat. Steve Fella counts: One, two, shoulder up. Taylor: HEY! That looked like a fast count to me! Kate Elliot's shoulders are on the mat. Steve Fella counts: One, two, shoulder up. Taylor: There it is again! Fella with a fast count! Skippy: Those counts weren't fast...they were just...ummm...well...they were FAIR! Kate Elliot reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Lilith runs into the ropes. Kate Elliot hits Lilith with a kick. Kate Elliot leaves the ring. She returns with a fire extinguisher. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the ropes. Lilith hits Kate Elliot with a kick. Lilith throws Kate Elliot out of the ring. Lilith goes through the ropes. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Taylor: Lilith taking Kate Elliot to school! Skippy: Will they be wearing School Girl outfits? Heh..heh. Lilith goes for a somersault senton, but Kate Elliot rolls out of the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kate Elliot takes Lilith down with a dropkick. Kate Elliot goes for a dropkick, but Lilith side-steps and Kate Elliot only hits air. Lilith lounges on the top turnbuckle. Skippy: Whoooo Whoooo! Look at Lilith lounge out! Taylor: It may be effecting Kate Elliot physically, but it sure takes a toll on her ego! Lilith is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Lilith hits Kate Elliot with a flying kneedrop. Lilith sets up a table. Taylor: These two ladies are taking it to a new level! And Steve Fella is loving every second of this! Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with a short lariat. Lilith lounges on the top turnbuckle. Lilith seemingly enjoys the boos. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brian Bowers comes from behind and distracts Lilith. Taylor: HEY! That...that's not allowed! Kate Elliot is handed the billiard ball in a sock. Kate Elliot hits her with the billiard ball in a sock. Skippy: Neither is that, but Fella doesn't care! A portion of the crowd is cheering Kate Elliot. Kate Elliot throws Lilith back into the ring. Kate Elliot goes for a flying cross body press, but Lilith ducks out of the way. Lilith goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Kate Elliot blocks it. Kate Elliot nails Lilith with a dropkick to the knee. Kate Elliot runs into the ropes. Lilith goes for a jumping DDT, but Kate Elliot counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Taylor: WHAT A MOVE! Kate Elliot caught Lilith in the air and PLANTED her with a Northern Lights Suplex! No doubt a move Brian Bowers taught her! Skippy: Not the only "move" he taught her! Steve Fella counts: One, two, kickout. Kate Elliot takes Lilith down with a series of stomps to the lower back. Kate Elliot gives the sign for the One Foot in the Grave. Kate Elliot goes for the One Foot in the Grave, but Lilith counters it with a roll away. Taylor: Lilith moving out of harm's way! Lilith seemingly enjoys the boos. Lilith goes for a heart punch, but Kate Elliot blocks it. Skippy: The BOOB PUNCH WAS BLOCKED! Kate Elliot goes for a German suplex, but Lilith blocks it. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the ropes. Kate Elliot hits Lilith with a shoulderblock. Kate Elliot mocks the fans. Kate Elliot is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kate Elliot takes Lilith down with a running neckbreaker drop. Steve Fella counts: One, two, shoulder up. Taylor: HEY! Once again Fella makes a fast count! This is a load of crap! Kate Elliot throws Lilith out of the ring. Kate Elliot goes for Asai moonsault, but Lilith moves out of the way. Kate Elliot is out cold. Taylor: Oh...My...God. Kate Elliot attempted the Asai moonsault, but unfortunately for her, only hit concrete! Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith hits Kate Elliot with a jumping DDT. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kate Elliot executes a spinning heel kick on Lilith. Gabriel comes from behind, but Kate Elliot nails Gabriel. Taylor: Gabriel got a mouth full of fish from Kate Elliot! Skippy: That's women's suffrage for ya. Lilith goes for the Reverse 450 Splash, but Kate Elliot counters it with a knee pull-up. Taylor: Kate Elliot countered! Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot hits Lilith with a legsweep. Kate Elliot reenters the ring. Lilith follows her back in. Kate Elliot uses a dragon screw on Lilith. Kate Elliot hits Lilith with a koppo kick. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kate Elliot. Kate Elliot goes for a running neckbreaker drop, but Lilith blocks it. Lilith runs into the ropes. Kate Elliot hits Lilith with a shoulderblock. Kate Elliot is going for the pin. Steve Fella counts: One, kickout. Taylor: And now a slow count! What's Fella trying to pull here? Skippy: He just wants to see a little more of this cat fight. Who would blame him? Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the ropes. Lilith misses with an elbow. Lilith nails Kate Elliot with a short lariat. Steve Fella counts: One, two, kickout. Lilith gets a kneelock submission on Kate Elliot. Taylor: A dreadful hold, but she did it to close to the ropes. Kate Elliot reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Lilith leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Lilith sets up the chair. Lilith uses a sitdown faceslam onto the chair on Kate Elliot. Taylor: WOW! A sitdown faceslam onto the chair! You never see this kind of action in women's wrestling! Lilith is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Lilith goes for the Reverse 450 Splash, but Kate Elliot counters it with a roll away. A portion of the crowd is booing Kate Elliot. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the turnbuckle. Kate Elliot runs shoulder-first into the corner. Kate Elliot nails Lilith with a double underhook faceslam. Taylor: The Pedigree! Another move from Brian Bowers' arsenal! Bowers has Kate trained for this match! Skippy: Correction Grant. That's a move that Kate Elliot taught Brian Bowers! Kate Elliot throws Lilith out of the ring. Kate Elliot goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lilith nails Kate Elliot with a low blow. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith knocks Kate Elliot into the ringsteps. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Taylor: Lilith is whipping Kate Elliot into anything she can find! Kate Elliot is busted wide open. Lilith hits the Doctor Bomb on Kate Elliot. Lilith nails Kate Elliot with the Spin Doctor. Skippy: Hey, hey! The doctor's in! The cure...a little tender...lovin'...care! Taylor: An awesome combination of moves by Lilith! The Doctor Bomb followed by the Spin Doctor! Lilith has been studying some of Gabriel's Japanese wrestling tapes! Skippy: There's wrestling in Japan?!? Lilith nails Kate Elliot with a short lariat. Lilith goes for a flying kneedrop, but Kate Elliot rolls out of the way. Kate Elliot reenters the ring. Lilith follows her back in. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the turnbuckle, but Lilith reverses it. Lilith kicks Kate Elliot. The cheers for Lilith are drowning out the boos. Kate Elliot hits Lilith. Kate Elliot acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Kate Elliot kicks Lilith. Taylor: What is this? A Hogan match? A portion of the crowd is booing Kate Elliot. Lilith kicks Kate Elliot. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Lilith. Lilith kicks Kate Elliot. Kate Elliot chops Lilith. Kate Elliot chops Lilith. Skippy: Nope, its a Flair match! Kate Elliot executes a double underhook faceslam on Lilith. Kate Elliot goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Lilith blocks it. Lilith executes a low blow on Kate Elliot. Taylor: Low Blow?!? Does that work? Skippy: Don't ask! Lilith goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Kate Elliot blocks it. Kate Elliot goes for a dropkick, but Lilith side-steps and Kate Elliot only hits air. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Lilith goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Kate Elliot blocks it. Kate Elliot uses a dropkick to the knee on Lilith. Kate Elliot executes a kick to the midsection on Lilith. Kate Elliot goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Lilith counters it with spinning headscissors. Taylor: Lilith has been one step ahead of Kate Elliot this entire match! Lilith is going for the pin. Steve Fella counts: One, two, kickout. Lilith gets a forearm choke on Kate Elliot. Kate Elliot reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Steve Fella picks up the chair. Steve Fella sets it up. Steve Fella takes a seat. Lilith throws Kate Elliot out of the ring. Lilith jumps onto her with a plancha. Lilith executes the Reverse 450 Splash on Kate Elliot on the concrete floor. Taylor: Reverse 450 Splash! A move not seen on American Television until Lilith did it! The crowd is wildly cheering Lilith with only a few scattered boos audible. Lilith nails Kate Elliot with a backward kick. Lilith uses a jumping DDT on Kate Elliot. Lilith goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Kate Elliot blocks it. Kate Elliot hits Lilith with a spinning heel kick. Kate Elliot goes for the One Foot in the Grave, but Lilith counters it with a roll away. Taylor: Kate Elliot hasn't been able to hit her finisher this entire match! Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with a series of stomps. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith reenters the ring. Kate Elliot follows her back in. Lilith gets a short arm scissors on Kate Elliot. Kate Elliot reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Lilith nails Kate Elliot with the Doctor Bomb. Lilith goes for the cover. Steve Fella continues to sit in the chair. Taylor: What in the--...what is this? First Fella makes fast counts, than slow counts, then no counts what so ever! Skippy: He loves a good cat fight. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the ropes, but Kate Elliot reverses it. Lilith uses a short lariat on Kate Elliot. Lilith goes for the pin. Steve Fella continues to sit in the chair. Taylor: AGAIN! What's Fella trying to prove?!? Lilith leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Lilith runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with a somersault senton. Taylor: OH MY! Lilith is gaining my respect tonight! Skippy: She'll be gaining a little something-something later in my locker room, if you know what I mean... Lilith throws Kate Elliot out of the ring. Lilith goes through the ropes. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith hits a facerake on Kate Elliot. Gabriel comes from behind, but Kate Elliot nails Gabriel. Lilith nails Kate Elliot with a jawbreaker. Brian Bowers comes from behind, but Lilith nails Brian Bowers. Taylor: Both Bowers and Gabriel are knocked down by Elliot and Lilith! And Fella just sits there laughing it up! Kate Elliot is handed a fire extinguisher. Kate Elliot hits her with the fire extinguisher. Taylor: Kate's had enough! Kate Elliot is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Kate Elliot executes a double underhook backbreaker on Lilith. Brian Bowers comes from behind and distracts Lilith. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot hits her with a fire extinguisher. Taylor: Kate Elliot once again knocks Lilith over the head with the fire extinguisher. Kate Elliot takes Lilith down with a kick to the midsection. Kate Elliot sets up Lilith on the table. Kate Elliot executes a moonsault through the table. The table is broken in half. Skippy: WHAT THE *#*@#...that stupid BITCH! You don't break harmless tables! What the @#$@ is wrong with you! Taylor: Kate Elliot DROVE Lilith through that table! Kate Elliot is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kate Elliot knocks Lilith into the ringsteps. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot hits a legsweep on Lilith. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot hits a spinning heel kick on Lilith. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot executes a kick to the midsection on Lilith. Brian Bowers comes from behind, but Lilith nails Brian Bowers. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot uses a double underhook faceslam on Lilith. Kate Elliot is handed a fire extinguisher. Kate Elliot hits her with the fire extinguisher. Taylor: ANOTHER fire extinguisher shot! Kate has absolutely NO remorse for Lilith! Kate Elliot is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Lilith is busted wide open. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot hits her with a fire extinguisher. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot executes a dropkick on Lilith. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot uses a koppo kick on Lilith. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kate Elliot hits her with a fire extinguisher. Taylor: Lilith is staggering on her feet... Kate Elliot nails Lilith with a flying cross body press. Taylor: And Kate lands a flying cross body press! Skippy: Stupid bitch. Gabriel comes from behind and distracts Kate Elliot. Lilith sets up a table. Skippy: HEY! Come on! Quit it! Lilith nails Kate Elliot with a low blow. Lilith knocks Kate Elliot into the ringsteps. Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with a jawbreaker. Lilith sets up Kate Elliot on the table. Skippy: No...no...no! Lilith executes the Reverse 450 Splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Skippy: CHRIST! Taylor: OH...MY...GOD! Lilith with that Reverse 450 Splash, but for added effect, right through the table! The boos are resurfacing again. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lilith gives her an elbowdrop, but Kate Elliot only stares at her. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lilith goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Kate Elliot counters it with a backdrop. Kate Elliot sets up a table. Kate Elliot takes Lilith down with a legsweep. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot executes a double underhook faceslam on Lilith. Kate Elliot executes the One Foot in the Grave on Lilith on the concrete floor. Taylor: She hit it! Lilith is out cold. Taylor: And Lilith got the full effect of it! Kate Elliot goes for a flying cross body press, but Lilith rolls through with the move. Brian Bowers comes from behind, but Lilith nails Brian Bowers. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Brian Bowers comes from behind and distracts Lilith. Brian Bowers comes from behind and distracts Lilith. Kate Elliot takes Lilith down with a spinning backbreaker. Taylor: SPINNING backbreaker! Skippy: Stupid bitches. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the guardrail. Kate Elliot goes for the One Foot in the Grave, but Lilith counters it with a roll away. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lilith reenters the ring. Kate Elliot follows her back in. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the ropes. Kate Elliot hits Lilith with a shoulderblock. Taylor: Another shoulderblock! Lilith looks to be out! Kate Elliot is going for the pin. Steve Fella stands up from his chair. Taylor: Come one Steve! Make the count! Steve Fella folds up the chair. Kate Elliot gets back on her feet. She turns to Steve Fella. Steve Fella smacks her with the chair. Taylor: WHAT IN THE HELL IS FELLA DOING?!? Skippy: Yeah! Teach her not to abuse innocent tables! Brian Bowers slides into the ring. Taylor: Bowers going to get him some before their match-up later on tonight! Steve Fella tosses Brian Bowers the chair. Steve Fella superkicks the chair into Brian Bower's face. Taylor: NO! Brian Bowers falls through the ropes. Taylor: Bowers goes through the ropes. Lilith is getting back to her feet. Steve Fella picks up the other chair. Steve Fella smacks Lilith over the head with the chair. Taylor: Well this match is trash! Fella has just ruined a great women's match! Skippy: That's what they get for messing up my tables! Gabriel slides into the ring. Gabriel and Steve Fella go nose-to-nose. Taylor: Oh my...Gabriel and Steve Fella, eye-to-eye! Skippy: This isn't good. Steve Fella goes for a punch, but Gabriel blocks it. Steve Fella grabs Gabriel by his trunks. Steve Fella falls down, throwing Gabriel throw the ropes. Taylor: Now Gabriel is out! Steve Fella drags Kate Elliot over to Lilith. Steve Fella puts her arm over Lilith. Steve Fella counts: One, two, three. Taylor: BULLSHIT! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Kate Elliot. The winner is Kate Elliot. Time of match: 0:18:58 Skippy: That's what they get Grant! They messed with my tables, so Felly took them down! Perfectly explainable! Taylor: Yeah, right! We have never seen a Women's Match like that before, and Fella screwed it all up! Skippy: Yeah whatever. I think he did this match good! Taylor: This is disgusting! I'm...I'm pissed. Just...just...go to a different commentating team! We'll be back later tonight for the Tag Title match... Zahn: Well, Bucky, it's time to see another member of Bastards Inc. in action. Five, the reigning Extreme Champion will take on Paine, a member of the Order of the Black Rose. Kaluha: And at this time, I'd like to introduce my former protégé and soon to be one-half of the tag team champs, The Professional! Professional: Thanks Bucky. Long time no see. How you doing, College Boy? Still sore from last week? Zahn: Ahem...let's go to the ring. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Stairway to Hell match It is for the SFWL Extreme Title. Introducing first... Fighting out of Lexington, Kentucky... Weighing in at 335 pounds... The SFWL Extreme Champion... Five As the instrumental version of "Beautiful People" fills the stadium, all the lights go black except for the spotlight focused at the curtain; waiting for his arrival. At the moment when the crowd least expects it, out steps the mammoth of a man. Dressed in a black trench coat and sunglasses, Five makes his way to the ring. Someone walks up from behind him. Zahn: What the hell is going on? Professional: Maybe he dropped his wallet. The person is wearing a black hooded sweater, with the hood covering their face. The person has a fire extinguisher in their hands. The person nails Five in the back with the fire extinguisher. You can hear the person laughing as he continues hitting a downed Five with the fire extinguisher. The person continues to laugh as Five tries to get up. As he continues to get up, the person hits him one more time with the fire extinguisher. The person takes off the sweater. This reveals the face of Candice, who is laughing uncontrollably. She is wearing a white T-shirt. In black letters, the shirt says "The Bitch Is Back!". Professional: Nope, he didn't drop his wallet. Kaluha: That chick reminds me of my third wife. His opponent... From Death Valley... Weighing in at 325 pounds... The lights go out and a bell begins to toll much like that of Undertaker's however Tool's "Sober" begins to play and lightning begins to flash rapidly as a purple light shines down on the walkway. As Paine walks to the ring the music plays and lightning flashes. He enters the ring stands in the center and begins to raise his hands and the lights begin to go up, once his hands reach over his head he brings them down fast and hard as lightning hits the corner's of the ring. Paine Five attacks Paine before the bell. Zahn: Looks like Five wasn't in such bad shape after all. Professional: The Pokey Little Puppy is full of surprises. Five takes Paine down with a punch. Five executes a punch on Paine. Five tries to climb the pole. Zahn: This one's gonna be over real quick. Five is on the second turnbuckle. Professional: Not so fast. You never count out a member of The Order. Paine brings him down with a superplex. Paine takes Five down with a snap mare. Paine tries to climb the pole. Paine is on the second turnbuckle. Paine is on the top turnbuckle. Paine is on his way up the pole. Five pulls him back down. Kaluha: Both these guys want this match finished. I don't blame 'em. Paine nails Five with a backbreaker. Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Paine is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Zahn: Near fall for Paine. Professional: Slow count. C'mon ref! Paine executes a dropkick on Five. Paine hits a power bomb on Five. Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Professional: I think that's the same portion of the crowd that cheers for me. They rule. Zahn: Here goes Paine. Paine goes for a Boston crab, but Five blocks it. Five takes Paine down with a lariat. Five hits Paine with an elbowdrop. Kaluha: Nice moves from the champion. Paine sits up. Paine acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Professional: I told you. That portion follows me around everywhere. Five executes a power bomb on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, kickout. Paine sits up. Zahn: Nothing fazes this guy. Five whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Five charges into the corner, but Paine lifts his leg. Paine goes for a kick to the midsection, but Five counters it with a legsweep. Five whips Paine into the turnbuckle, but Paine reverses it. Kaluha: Don't look now but this has turned into a wrestling match. Paine runs shoulder-first into the corner. Paine goes for a bodyslam, but Five blocks it. Five hits Paine with a power bomb. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Zahn: Five is really taking it to the challenger. Professional: Whatever... Five takes Paine down with a Death Valley Driver. Five tries to climb the pole. Five is on the second turnbuckle. Professional: C'mon big guy! Get him! Paine pulls him back down. Paine hits a powerslam on Five. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kaluha: Lots of power moves. Paine nails Five with a fallaway slam. Paine takes Five down with a Death Valley Driver. Paine acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Professional: I'm a little jealous. Paine hits a stomp on Five. Paine whips Five into the barbed wire. Paine tries to climb the pole. Paine is on the second turnbuckle. Five pulls him back down. Zahn: Five doesn't know the meaning of the word quit. Professional: He doesn't know the meaning of lot's of words. Paine rakes Five's face across the barbed wire. Paine tries to climb the pole. Paine is on the second turnbuckle. Paine is on the top turnbuckle. Paine is on his way up the pole. Five pulls him back down. Five punches Paine. A portion of the crowd is cheering Five. Professional: That's an entirely different portion. Zahn: Looks like Five is on the warpath. Five punches Paine. Five hits a sidewalk slam on Paine. Five leaves the ring. Kaluha: Uh-oh...looks like the general store is getting ready to open back up. He returns with a fire extinguisher. Five executes a snap mare on Paine. Five hits a piledriver on Paine. Five takes a swing at Paine with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way. Professional: Five is such an idiot. He's only making it worse for himself. Paine snatches the fire extinguisher from him. Paine hits him with the fire extinguisher. Paine whips Five into the barbed wire, but Five reverses it. Zahn: What a reversal by the champ. Five tries to climb the pole. Five is on the second turnbuckle. Paine brings him down with a superplex. Paine goes for a vertical suplex, but Five blocks it. Five whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Five charges into the corner, but Paine lifts his leg. Paine chops Five. Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Five chops Paine. A portion of the crowd is booing Five. Professional: Where are Pedro and Cinco when you really need them? Kaluha: Stealing hubcaps, most likely. Zahn: That'll be enough of that kind of talk. Kaluha: Okay, they're not stealing hubcaps...they're probably looting a K-Mart. Zahn: Can we get back to the match, please. Paine punches Five. Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Paine nails Five with a Gorilla Press. Paine goes for a gutbuster, but Five counters it with a front-layout suplex. Professional: Five just keeps getting luckier and luckier. Five tries to climb the pole. Five is on the second turnbuckle. Paine pulls him back down. Paine goes for an armbreaker, but Five counters it with a facerake. Zahn: You don't get to be Extreme Champion in this league by being lucky. Professional: I know, you get it by kissing Mike Torment's rear-end. Five hits him with the fire extinguisher. A portion of the crowd is cheering Five. Professional: Once again, not MY portion. Zahn: Would you please quit that. Five grinds Paine's face across the barbed wire. Paine is busted wide open. Kaluha: Uh-oh, the big guy's bleeding. Professional: That only makes him stronger. Five takes Paine down with a Death Valley Driver. Five uses a snap mare on Paine. Five hits Paine with a flying clothesline. Five hits him with the fire extinguisher. A portion of the crowd is cheering Five. Zahn: Don't say it! Please don't say it! Five gets an airplane spin on Paine. Paine is valiantly trying to break the hold. Paine is valiantly trying to break the hold. Zahn: Pro, sit down right now! Paine breaks the hold after 12 seconds. Professional: I wasn't going anywhere. Just stretching my legs. Paine doesn't need my help. Paine executes a fallaway slam on Five. Paine uses a bodyslam on Five. Paine hits Five with a fallaway slam. Paine uses a snap mare on Five. Zahn: Serious offense by Paine. Paine hits Five with a gutbuster. Paine is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Professional: Another slow count. Paine tries to climb the pole. Paine is on the second turnbuckle. Five pulls him back down. Paine goes for a Tombstone, but Five reverses it. Kaluha: This Five guy is talented. Five seemingly enjoys the boos. Five goes for a kick to the midsection, but Paine blocks it. Zahn: Paine isn't even close to giving in. Paine uses a Gorilla Press on Five. Paine takes Five down with a gutwrench suplex. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Professional: Jeeze, Gramps...make the damn count! Paine yells at the crowd. Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Paine tries to climb the pole. Paine is on the second turnbuckle. Five pulls him back down. Five nails Paine with a power bomb. Zahn: Powerbomb! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Professional: Fast count! Fast Count! Five takes a swing at Paine with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way. Paine snatches the fire extinguisher from him. Paine takes a swing at Five with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way. Five snatches the fire extinguisher from him. Five hits him with the fire extinguisher. Kaluha: That was interesting. Professional: Uh-huh. Five uses a sidewalk slam on Paine. Five is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Paine sits up. Professional: That is one baaaaad man! Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Five goes for a lariat, but Paine blocks it. Paine executes a DDT on Five. Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Paine goes for a kick to the midsection, but Five counters it with a dragon screw. Zahn: What a counter. This has been quite a demonstration of skill. Five goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Paine blocks it. Paine goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Five blocks it. Five punches Paine. Professional: Yeah, what a scientific move there. A punch to the face. Five's a regular Lou Thesz. Five is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Five chops Paine. The cheers for Five are drowning out the boos. Five goes for a lariat, but Paine blocks it. Paine executes a gutwrench suplex on Five. Zahn: Pin opportunity for Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Zahn: Not even close. Paine uses a DDT on Five. Paine seemingly enjoys the boos. The Professional: What happened to the portion? Paine takes Five down with a bodyslam. Paine gets a sleeperhold on Five. Professional: The Pokey Little Puppy is getting put to sleep! Five reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Zahn: Not so fast. Five is still in this one! Kaluha: I gotta go to the can. Paine tries to climb the pole. Paine is on the second turnbuckle. Paine is on the top turnbuckle. Five pulls him back down. Five hits him with the fire extinguisher. Zahn: There was more plunder in the last match. Professional: Nobody ever said these guys were full of imagination. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Five. Five uses a low blow on Paine. Professional: That's copyright infringement! Where's my lawyer? Kaluha: I mean it, I gotta whiz! Zahn: Hold it in, Kaluha. Five hits a lariat on Paine. The cheers for Five are drowning out the boos. Five hits Paine with an elbowdrop. Paine sits up. Professional: Meanwhile, back at the No-Sell Motel! Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Five whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Five charges into the corner. Five hits a punch on Paine. Five executes a Death Valley Driver on Paine. Paine sits up. Zahn: Paine will not be denied! Paine acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Professional: Oh, there they are. Five whips Paine into the turnbuckle, but Paine reverses it. Paine hits a bodyslam on Five. Paine goes for a Gorilla Press, but Five counters it with a small package. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Zahn: Five almost had it that time. Five whips Paine into the barbed wire. Five executes a backbreaker on Paine. Five tries to climb the pole. Five is on the second turnbuckle. Five is on the top turnbuckle. Five is on his way up the pole. Professional: Come one Paine! Stop him! Five is in grabbing distance. Professional:: I gotta do something! Zahn: You stay right there! Paine pulls him back down. Paine takes Five down with a choke slam. Paine takes Five down with a backdrop. Paine executes a piledriver on Five. Five whips Paine into the barbed wire. Zahn: The champ isn't going down without a fight. Professional: That's not what I hear. Zahn: That's just slanderous. Five takes Paine down with a sidewalk slam. Five goes for a punch, but Paine counters it with an armbreaker. In turn, Five counters it with a sleeperhold. Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Zahn: Paine showed his endurance right there. Professional: You didn't think Paine was going to piss this match away, did you? Kaluha: Don't say that. Please don't say that. Five grinds Paine's face across the barbed wire. Five whips Paine into the barbed wire. Five hits Paine. Five is starting to get more cheers than boos. Five kicks Paine. Five is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Paine goes for a vertical suplex, but Five blocks it. Zahn: Five is in control. Five tries to climb the pole. Five is on the second turnbuckle. Five is on the top turnbuckle. Five is on his way up the pole. Five is in grabbing distance. Professional: NO! Paine brings him down with a superplex. Paine acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Paine executes a low blow. Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. He goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Professional: I can't believe this. Paine whips Five into the barbed wire. Paine tries to climb the pole. Paine is on the second turnbuckle. Five pulls him back down. Five takes Paine down with a back suplex. Five is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Paine sits up. Zahn: Paine is a wrecking machine. Paine acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Professional: I guess they order their tickets all at one time. Five gives the sign for the High Five. Five executes the High Five on Paine. Five goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Professional: I can't take much more of this. Five goes for a flying clothesline, but Paine ducks out of the way. Zahn: The big man shows his deceptive speed. Paine nails Five with a vertical suplex. Paine takes Five down with a vertical suplex. Paine nails Five with a belly-to-back suplex. Paine goes for a gutbuster, but Five counters it with a front-layout suplex. Paine is bleeding like hell. Zahn: Oh, Paine is opened up and the blood is flowing. Kaluha: Flowing...what a beautiful word. Hey, Timmy, can I borrow your water bottle? Five executes a gutwrench suplex on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Five hits him with the fire extinguisher. Professional: Someone should take that thing out of the ring. Five hits Paine with a sidewalk slam. Five is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Paine sits up. Paine acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Professional: They love you, Big man! Five tries to climb the pole. Zahn: Five is taking advantage of Paine's lack of concentration! Five is on the second turnbuckle. Five is on the top turnbuckle. Five is on his way up the pole. Five is in grabbing distance. Paine pulls him back down. Professional: Not even close. Five goes for a power bomb, but Paine counters it with a backdrop. Paine is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Paine throws Five out of the ring. Zahn: We're getting ready to go extracurricular. Paine jumps onto him with a splash. Paine executes a gutwrench suplex on Five. Five is busted wide open. Zahn: Tit for tat! Professional: Can you say that? Are we on the Spice Channel? Paine whips Five into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Zahn: Pro, you just keep your seat. Paine uses a kick to the midsection on Five. Paine knocks Five into the ringsteps. Paine is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Paine whips Five into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paine sets up a table. Professional: Look, Paine is getting ready to treat Five to a picnic. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paine sets up Five on the table. Paine tries to graveside piledriver Five through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Five goes for a power bomb, but Paine blocks it. Paine sets up Five on the table. Paine executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. Zahn: Looks like Paine had the picnic and all Five got was the ants. Paine is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paine reenters the ring. Five follows him back in. Zahn: These guys can't take much more. Kaluha: Neither can I. Gawd it stings! IT STINGS! Paine hits Five. Paine is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Paine punches Five. Five hits Paine. Five chops Paine. Five chops Paine. Professional: Hit, punch, hit, chop, chop. Impressive combination, no? Five doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Professional: That's all right, he doesn't know how to tie his shoes either. Paine chops Five. The cheers for Paine are drowning out the boos. Professional: Viva la Portion! Zahn: Now you're ripping off the Jumping Beans! Professional: That was French, idiot. Paine chops Five. Five is bleeding profusely. Zahn: Someone needs to stop this! Kaluha: Please, God! Let it end! Paine gives the sign for the Graveside Piledriver. Professional: I think your prayers are about to be answered. Paine is bleeding profusely. Zahn: Here he goes! Paine executes the Graveside Piledriver on Five. The cheers for Paine are drowning out the boos. Paine goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Professional: YES! YES! The Order RULES! Kaluha: Praise the gods! I'm outta here! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Paine. The winner is Paine. Time of match: 0:15:25 Zahn: What an outstanding display of extreme wrestling. Now The Order of The Black Rose can lay claim the Extreme Title. How many belts will The Order own after tonight? Professional: I'll tell you right now Zahn, the punishment Siban and Five have taken tonight only makes things that much easier for the CoP! I gotta get to the back. Zahn: And that's it for us, wrestling fans. For Bucky Kaluha, I'm Timmy Zahn. Let's throw it back to Johnny Patmos and Peter Apostle! Johnny Patmos: Good evening, and welcome to this Cruiserweight title match! I'm Johnny Patmos, and with me is Peter Apostle! Peter Apostle: We're in for a great match, so let's head down to the action! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Satrina... From The Glass Walls of Limbo... Weighing in at 210 pounds... All the lights in the arena go out. A single blue light shines down at the top of the entrance ramp. "Call of Ktulu" By Metallica begins to play. As the acoustic part of the song is playing thick fog begins to billow out from under the ring and from the entrance ramp. When the acoustic part ends, and the music begins to get heavy Azrael and Satrina emerge from behind the curtain. Azrael is cradling a large stone cross in his arms. As he slowly makes his way to the ring the blue spot light follows him. Satrina follows close behind him, looking every now and then at the fans and smirking almost approvingly. Azrael's head is bent over the stone cross as he walks, hiding his face in shadow. He stops in front of the ring and blue spotlights show up everywhere in the arena and begin to spin wildly. Azrael looks up for the first time, and jumps up on the apron. He turns and faces the crowd and holds the Stone Cross over his head. The crowd erupts. Azrael climbs into the ring between the tope and middle ropes, Satrina Stays on the outside. Azrael hold the stone cross up again then sets it down in the corner and awaits the match to begin. The SFWL Cruiserweight Champion... Azrael JP: What an entrance by the Champ! He's looking very confident! PA: And Satrina is looking mighty fine! His opponent... Led to the ring by Kate "Sascha" Elliot... From Sault St. Marie, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 214 pounds... "Sexual Military Dynamics" by Henry Rollins and Mike Watt begins blaring over the PA as Jason Chadborne, accompanied by Kate Elliot, emerges from the entryway, steel chair in hand. Jason Chadborne and Kate Elliot make their way to ringside. Jason Chadborne grabs a microphone from the timekeeper's table and slides into the ring. Azrael takes a few steps toward Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne points the chair at him. Azrael backs off. Jason Chadborne: Now Azrael, you may have your goon Daius running interference, but I, as always, have one-upped you. In my corner tonight will be none other than ZAIUS...as in DOCTOR Zaius! PA: Did he say Dr. Zaius? I love that guy!!! As Jason Chadborne says "Doctor Zaius" the house lights cut out and "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes" by They Might Be Giants begins blaring over the PA. The JumboTron cuts to an image of a fallen, half-submerged Statue of Liberty. After a few seconds, pyro erupts from the sides of the entrance ramp as a man dressed as Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes - complete with orangutan mask emerges from the entryway. "Dr. Zaius" stands 6'3, and looks to weigh in at around 280 pounds. "Dr. Zaius" makes his way to the ring and assumes his position in Jason Chadborne's corner. JP: He looks oddly familiar... PA: Of course he does! That's Dr. Zaius! JP: That's not what I meant... Jason Chadborne throws the microphone and chair out of the ring. "The Paradigm" Jason Chadborne They lock up. Azrael takes Jason Chadborne down with a kneelift. Azrael kicks Jason Chadborne. Azrael punches Jason Chadborne. A portion of the crowd is cheering Azrael. Azrael chops Jason Chadborne. A portion of the crowd is cheering Azrael. Azrael goes for the Redemption Lungbuster, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a backdrop. Jason Chadborne hits Azrael with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. JP: Chadborne looking to end this one early! PA: Why? JP: Because he wants the belt! PA: Okay! Jason Chadborne whips Azrael into the turnbuckle, but Azrael reverses it. Azrael runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jason Chadborne lifts his knee. Jason Chadborne uses a back heel kick on Azrael. Jason Chadborne goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael hits a sitdown faceslam on Jason Chadborne. PA: Pedigree! Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the turnbuckle. Azrael takes Jason Chadborne down with a spear. Azrael holds the Stone Cross over his head. A portion of the crowd is booing Azrael. Azrael hits a series of punches on Jason Chadborne. Azrael is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. JP: And now Azrael goes for the pin! Both men are thirsty tonight! PA: Me too! I need some water! Azrael complains about a slow count. Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes, but Jason Chadborne reverses it. Kate "Sascha" Elliot pulls down the top rope. PA: Kate's looking mighty fine, I must say! Jason Chadborne jumps onto him with tornado DDT from the apron. Jason Chadborne whips Azrael into the guardrail. Jason Chadborne nails Azrael with a vertical facebuster. Jason Chadborne goes for the Paradigm Shift, but Azrael counters it with a top-rope power bomb. Azrael goes for an armdrag takedown, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a lariat. Jason Chadborne knocks Azrael into the ringsteps. JP: That's good use of whatever's handy! PA: Duct tape is handy! I use it all the time! Just last night I fixed my flat tire with duct tape! JP: You don't have a car! PA: I didn't SAY I had a car, just a flat tire. DUHHHH! Jason Chadborne takes Azrael down with a reverse neckbreaker. Jason Chadborne executes an armdrag takedown on Azrael. Jason Chadborne goes for a flying senton, but Azrael rolls out of the way. A portion of the crowd is booing Azrael. PA: Hey, isn't that the Pro's portion? JP: Could be! PA: I hate those guys! Azrael grabs a chair. Azrael takes a running start and springs off the chair. Azrael goes for a flying clothesline, but Jason Chadborne ducks out of the way. Jason Chadborne whips Azrael into the guardrail. Jason Chadborne nails Azrael with a Japanese armdrag takedown. Jason Chadborne is handed a frying pan. Jason Chadborne hits him with the frying pan. Jason Chadborne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Azrael is busted wide open. JP: Chadborne just connected with that frying pan, and now the champ's bleeding like a faucet! PA: Why didn't he use the George Foreman Grill! It knocks out fat!!! Jason Chadborne hits him with a frying pan. Jason Chadborne executes a fisherman suplex on Azrael. Jason Chadborne goes for a reverse Gory special bomb, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael knocks Jason Chadborne into the ringsteps. A portion of the crowd is cheering Azrael. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jason Chadborne hits the Ace Crusher on Azrael. Jason Chadborne throws Azrael back into the ring. Jason Chadborne whips Azrael into the ropes, but Azrael reverses it. Satrina trips Jason Chadborne. PA: I love it when girls play dirty! I'm a bad boy, come hurt me! JP: You need help. Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes. Jason Chadborne misses with a clothesline. Azrael uses an enzuigiri on Jason Chadborne. Azrael goes for a moonsault, but Jason Chadborne gets his knees up. Jason Chadborne uses knee clip on Azrael. Jason Chadborne is starting to get more cheers than boos. Jason Chadborne is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. JP: That was a close call! Azrael was thinking that time! PA: I'm surprised that Tim could count past one without getting stumped! Jason Chadborne runs into the ropes. Azrael takes Jason Chadborne down with an enzuigiri. Jason Chadborne begs off. PA: Chadborne, you pussy! Don't beg! Head butt him in the nads! Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes. Satrina trips Jason Chadborne. Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the turnbuckle. Jason Chadborne begs off. Azrael runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Azrael takes Jason Chadborne down with a rana. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. JP: And again Azrael trying to end this match! PA: I hope it ends soon! Prez Brian is having a pig roast on the beach! Azrael holds the Stone Cross over his head. A portion of the crowd is cheering Azrael. Azrael catches Jason Chadborne in a half Boston. Jason Chadborne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes, but Jason Chadborne reverses it. Azrael nails Jason Chadborne with a flying clothesline. JP: Nice clothesline! PA: My mom has a clothesline! The birds crap all over her clothes when she hangs them there! She decided to use the dryer instead. Azrael goes for a spear, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a kneelift. Jason Chadborne throws Azrael out of the ring. Jason Chadborne goes through the ropes. The cheers for Jason Chadborne are drowning out the boos. Jason Chadborne knocks Azrael into the ringsteps. Jason Chadborne knocks Azrael into the ringsteps. JP: Chadborne using those steps to damage to the kidneys! The cheers for Jason Chadborne are drowning out the boos. Jason Chadborne hits a double underhook faceslam on Azrael. Jason Chadborne sets up a table. Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes from behind and distracts Azrael. Jason Chadborne throws Azrael back into the ring. Jason Chadborne uses a running neckbreaker drop on Azrael. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. JP: And another close call! There's been more pins here than in a sweat shop! PA: My mother worked in a sweatshop! Long grueling hours with little pay! JP: Where does she work? PA: In the Kathy Lee section at Wal Mart! Jason Chadborne goes for a headscissors submission, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael hits Jason Chadborne. Azrael is starting to get more cheers than boos. Jason Chadborne chops Azrael. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Jason Chadborne. JP: The fans are really behind the Canadian! They want to see a new champ crowned! Jason Chadborne chops Azrael. Jason Chadborne goes for a DDT, but Azrael counters it with a small package. Tim Rice counts: One, kickout. JP: Not even close! Azrael nails Jason Chadborne with a series of punches. Azrael goes for a flying cross body press, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a powerslam. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. JP: It was almost over! Azrael got his shoulder up in time! PA: Hey, where's Gargamel? I have a great smurf catching plan. Jason Chadborne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. Jason Chadborne executes a stun gun on Azrael. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Chadborne takes Azrael down with a springboard bulldog. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Chadborne leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. JP: Hey, that's my chair! PA: You can sit on my lap! JP: Ummm...I think I'll stand! Jason Chadborne runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Jason Chadborne uses a dropkick on Azrael. Jason Chadborne goes for a side headlock, but Azrael counters it with a back suplex. In turn, Jason Chadborne counters it with a flip. Jason Chadborne executes a koppo kick on Azrael. Jason Chadborne executes a koppo kick on Azrael. Jason Chadborne hits a springboard bulldog on Azrael. The boos are resurfacing again. Jason Chadborne whips Azrael into the ropes. Jason Chadborne goes for a stun gun, but Azrael blocks it. Tim Rice removes the chair from the ring. JP: Thanks Tim. Man, I love this chair! PA: But my lap is softer!!! Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the turnbuckle. Azrael runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jason Chadborne moves out of the way. Jason Chadborne runs into the ropes. Jason Chadborne misses with a clothesline. Jason Chadborne goes for a lariat, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael hits Jason Chadborne. Azrael acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. JP: The champ taking time to thank the three people cheering for him! PA: Isn't that his parents and sister? JP: Yeah, I think so! Jason Chadborne kicks Azrael. Jason Chadborne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. Azrael punches Jason Chadborne. Azrael is starting to get more cheers than boos. Azrael kicks Jason Chadborne. Azrael is starting to get more cheers than boos. Jason Chadborne begs off. PA: Quit begging, and act like a man!!! Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes. Jason Chadborne misses with a kick. Jason Chadborne takes Azrael down with knee clip. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Chadborne runs into the ropes. Azrael executes an armdrag takedown on Jason Chadborne. Azrael nails Jason Chadborne with a Cradle DDT. Tim Rice counts: One, kickout. Azrael complains about a slow count. JP: Azrael better watch what he says! The ref looks mean! PA: He gave you your chair back, so you can take you nose outta his ass now! Azrael puts Jason Chadborne in a double armbar submission. Jason Chadborne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Azrael executes the Redemption Lungbuster on Jason Chadborne. Azrael is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. PA: Now his family is booing him! Hey, Azrael's sister is hot! Azrael goes for the Celestial Vengence, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a throw-off. Jason Chadborne executes a low blow on Azrael. Jason Chadborne whips Azrael into the ropes. Jason Chadborne misses with an elbow. Azrael hits a spear on Jason Chadborne. Azrael hits Jason Chadborne with a series of punches. Azrael hits a ropeflip moonsault on Jason Chadborne. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. JP: Great moonsault by Azrael! Man, these guys can really fly! PA: Do you think they get frequent flyer miles? Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes. Jason Chadborne hits Azrael with a shoulderblock. Jason Chadborne runs into the ropes. Azrael takes Jason Chadborne down with an armdrag takedown. Azrael goes for the Redemption Lungbuster, but Jason Chadborne counters it with a backdrop. Jason Chadborne uses a moonsault on Azrael. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... JP: Chadborne can taste victory! Jason Chadborne executes a knifehand chop on Azrael. Jason Chadborne uses a moonsault on Azrael. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Jason Chadborne executes the Paradigm Shift on Azrael. Jason Chadborne goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, Satrina distracts Tim Rice. JP: That stupid witch! This match was over! PA: Yeah, but she showed her tat tas! And they are a lot nicer than Mae Young's! Satrina enters the ring and hits Jason Chadborne with the stone cross. Before Satrina connects, Jason Chadborne moves out of the way. Satrina hits Azrael. Jason Chadborne throws Satrina over the top rope. JP: Omigod! She just hit Azrael! He's out cold! This could be it! The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Azrael is out cold. Jason Chadborne uses a vertical facebuster on Azrael. There is no referee to count. JP: Where did the ref go? PA: Maybe he had gas! Satrina enters the ring and hits Jason Chadborne with the stone cross. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Azrael. Azrael takes Jason Chadborne down with the Redemption Lungbuster. The cheers for Azrael are drowning out the boos. Azrael catches Jason Chadborne totally by surprise. The cheers for Azrael are drowning out the boos. Azrael executes the Celestial Vengence on Jason Chadborne. Azrael goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. JP: Azrael looks pissed! He had this match all wrapped up! Where is that man? PA: Look, up in the rafters! It's....Bob the cleaning guy! Azrael gets back up. Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes. Jason Chadborne and Azrael get hit with a double clothesline. Tim Rice is back on the job. Jason Chadborne chops Azrael. Jason Chadborne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. Jason Chadborne kicks Azrael. The crowd is wildly cheering Jason Chadborne with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Chadborne uses a koppo kick on Azrael. Jason Chadborne hits a springboard bulldog on Azrael. JP: Nice Bulldog!! PA: Where? I hate dogs! The boos are resurfacing again. Jason Chadborne whips Azrael into the ropes, but Azrael reverses it. Jason Chadborne nails Azrael with knee clip. Jason Chadborne goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Azrael counters it with an elbowsmash. Azrael goes for a bulldog, but Jason Chadborne throws him off. Jason Chadborne goes for a fisherman suplex, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael hits Jason Chadborne with a hiptoss. Azrael punches Jason Chadborne. Azrael kicks Jason Chadborne. Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes, but Jason Chadborne reverses it. PA: These men really know how to dish it out! Speaking of dish, do you think that Kate or Satrina will come sit on my lap? Azrael misses with an elbow. Azrael misses with a kick. Azrael hits Jason Chadborne with a kick. Azrael puts Jason Chadborne in a figure-four leglock. Azrael lets go after 38 seconds. Azrael hits Jason Chadborne with a spear. Azrael executes a series of punches on Jason Chadborne. Azrael is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... JP: Where does that strength come from? He's a machine! PA: And Zaius is a monkey! Who cares! Azrael runs into the ropes. Azrael hits Jason Chadborne with a clothesline. Azrael throws Jason Chadborne out of the ring. Azrael jumps onto him with a Flying Senton Backsplash. They're brawling inside the ring area. Azrael hits a bulldog on Jason Chadborne. Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the guardrail. Azrael whips Jason Chadborne into the guardrail. Azrael is handed a frying pan. Azrael hits him with the frying pan. JP: Fry Time! PING! PA: That was more of a thud than a ping! Azrael sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Azrael tries to drive Jason Chadborne through the table with a moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Jason Chadborne throws Azrael back into the ring. Dr. Zaius climbs onto the ring apron. Dr. Zaius pulls a wooden stake out of his coat. JP: A stake!? We should have known! That's... Jason Chadborne whips Azrael into the ropes. Dr. Zaius hits Azrael in the back of the head with the wooden stake. The wooden stake is broken in half. Azrael is out cold. PA: Dr. Zaius just broke that stake over Azrael's head! Jason Chadborne is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, three. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The winner is Jason Chadborne. Time of match: 0:17:49 Dr. Zaius removes his mask, revealing (to the surprise of none) that he is, in fact, Brian Bowers. JP: I knew it! Dr. Zaius is Bowers! PA: Really? I'm gonna ask him when the next Apes movie is coming out! JP: Shut up! PA: Shutting up! Brian Bowers and Kate Elliot enter the ring as Jason Chadborne lifts the Cruiserweight title over his head and "Sexual Military Dynamics" hits the PA again. After a moment of celebration, Jason Chadborne, Brian Bowers and Kate Elliot leave the ring area and exit through the crowd. JP: And there you have it folks! This great night has gotten even better with the crowning of a new champ! This is Johnny Patmos signing off! [Scene changes to another broadcast table where seated once again is Grant Taylor and Skippy. Grant Taylor has changed to a nice semi-formal suit. Skippy has also changed, but has forgotten to put on some more clothes. He's wearing nothing but a wife beater, boxers, and socks.] Taylor: We're back ladies and gentlemen. Its me, its me, its that T to the A to the Y to the L to the O to the R, and with me as always is that S-K-I-Douple P-Y! Skippy: My name's Skippy, stupid. Taylor: That's what I spelled out... Skippy: Don't try to look smart, we both know you messed up. Taylor: Anyway, up next on Spring Thing is our Tag Title 3-Way Match. It pits the tag champions, Law and Justice, The Cult of Personality, and Rebirth. Skippy: That CoP, aren't they something. Taylor: And unlike other 3-way matches, this is elimination style! We'll find out who is undisputed Tag Team Champions! Skippy: The tension! Taylor: Let's get to the-- [The scene goes to a boardwalk near a beach somewhere on the Florida coast. We see the Crack Habit Rabbit standing before the horizon, and it's a cloudless blue sky all around him. The sun blazes over head, and the white sand stretches for miles and miles, interrupted only by towering palm trees and people lounging before the tide. People walk by the camera, eating snow cones, and a few women in bikinis rollerblade past. The CHR is dressed in his floppy bunny ears in his highlighted hair, with silver sunglasses, and wears a pair of red swimming trunks and a Hawaiian shirt jacket. Sandals cover his feet, and he holds a microphone in his hand. As the scene progresses, he walks down the boardwalk, talking to the camera.] Taylor: What in the hell? Its CHR. Skippy: Let the crack addict talk! CHR: You know, a lot of people have been asking me, "CHR, why did you join the C-o-P? "What benefit could there be? "Especially with Rebirth as your enemy?" Well, to those people, I like to say, "The Cult is going to win the day! Knock down anyone in our way! And that's all I have to say! So get off my back -- okay?" But, still, whenever they are able People try and get me to switch stables! Right now I want people to realize that The CHR is happy where he's at! [Suddenly, from behind the boardwalk's railing, a young teenager dressed in a D-Generation X T-shirt pops up, chops his crotch, and smiles to the CHR.] D-X Fan: CHR you are, there's something you need to watch! You need to switch your game before you botch! Join D-X and you can go and chop your crotch! You could be D-X in the ring! You could be D-X while you sing! You could be D-X near or far! What say you, CHR you are? CHR: (shaking his head) Listen now, degener-ate! I have better things on my plate! In my fate, better things await! No, I will not be D-X in the ring! No, I will not be D-X while I sing! I will not be D-X near of far! So I say, CHR I are! [The CHR jumps over the boardwalk railing and begins to walk down the beach. He doesn't get far before another person, this time dressed up like one of the members of the Insane Clown Posse, jumps up from behind a sand castle.] ICP Fan: CHR, you need to listen to me! CHR, CHR, can't you see? CHR, you'd be great with the Oddities! You could be odd inside a door! You could be odd with a 2x4! You could be odd and be a star! What say you, CHR you are? CHR: I'm sorry, for me that idea is a squash! (holds nose) And frankly, methinks you need a wash! But have you tried Violent Josh? No, I will not be odd inside a door! No, I will not be odd with a 2x4! I will not be odd and be a star! So I say, CHR I are! [The CHR walks off. The scene changes back to inside the arena, and this time the CHR is walking down the aisle, still holding his microphone. As the camera follows him down, a woman dressed in a NWO black and silver T-shirt grabs him by the arm and speaks into his mic.] NWO Fan: CHR, I know you want to make some dough! CHR, CHR, don't you know? The money-making stable is the N-W-O! You could be NWO with a knife! You could be NWO just for life! You could be NWO and smash a guitar! So what say you, CHR you are? CHR: No, that group is much too minor! To be with Jeff and Bret the whiner! While I do like the stylings of Scott Steiner, I can think of many things that are much finer! No, I will not be NWO with a knife! No, I will not be NWO just for life! I will not be NWO and smash a guitar! So I say... CHR I are! [The CHR continues to the ring, as two well-endowed women dressed in tight pink bikinis and wearing bunny ears run down and join him on each arm. He slips under the bottom rope, and lowers the second rope so the two Bunnies can come in. He walks to the middle of the ring and continues. He is about to speak when one of the fans stand and speaks into a microphone. The fan is wearing a Villano mask and is holding another one.] Villano Fan: CHR, there is something else before the rhyming goes! Me and the boys have been looking high, and been looking low! How would you like to be the next Villano? You could be a Villano with a licorice whip! You could be a Villano and do a flip! Warning, car door is ajar! What's the skinny, CHR you are? CHR: I think this rhyming is getting lame, So I'll tell you quickly and I'll say the same! No, I will not be a Villano with a licorice whip! No, I will not be a Villano and do a flip! I have no idea about what you mean by "car," And that's what I mean, CHR I are! Villano: (long pause) Please? CHR: No! [The Villano fan sits down. A few fans go "Awwww."] CHR: Well, that brings my little episode to an end. I hope it wasn't too bad and that it did not offend. Here's hoping everyone has a good night! So sit back and enjoy the fight! Taylor: That was...unusual... Skippy: Nobody, BUT NOBODY entertains like the Crack Habit Rabbit! [The fans boo VERY loudly after having to put up with all that as the CHR hops out of the ring, helping the Bunnies, who do a little strut down the aisle, blowing kisses to the fans.] Taylor: The hell is he going? He has a match! Skippy: He'll be back. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team triangle match Introducing first... Led to the ring by Jackie... At a total combined weight of 450 pounds... The SFWL World Tag Team Champions... Barret McDougal and Rob Justice Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 532 pounds... The Cult of Personality [Pearl Jam's "Do the Evolution" starts up on the P.A. system as the Cult of Personality comes out to the mouth of the aisle. The Crack Habit Rabbit wears a gray robe, which is tied loosely around his bulky frame. He wears his usual bunny ears, sunglasses, as well as a pair of black wrestling boots. The Professional wears a straw wrestling hat, black sunglasses, a "Bikini Inspector" T-shirt, khaki shorts, and boots. They walk slowly to the ring, the Professional giving threatening glances to the fans who reach out to him, while the CHR smiles to each row. The Professional climbs into the ring, tucking himself under the top rope and working himself in, while the CHR rolls in under the bottom rope. Once inside the ring, the Professional removes his hat, sunglasses, and T-shirt -- to the favorable reaction of many of the female fans. Grinning at this, the CHR removes his robe, revealing nothing but a pair of the red swimming trunks he wore earlier. Quite a few fans groan and boo at this, but the CHR just struts around. The Professional rolls his eyes and leans into a turnbuckle as they wait for the bell.] Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 575 pounds... Rebirth The lights go out, followed by a huge white flash from the entrance ramp, AC/DC's Back in Black jams over the PA. The lights come on and Five and Tirok run out from the back. The two of them jump into the ring and after flipping off and cussing at their opponents a bit, get ready to start the match. Sounds of Dawgs barking are heard. "What's My Name" (DoD remix) starts to play on the PA system. Taylor: Wait a second! Skippy: The Dawg Pack! Yippee! The Dawg Pack make there way to the ringside with oversized steel Dawg bones in hand. T-Bone slides under the ropes and stands toe to toe with Rob Justice. Taylor: T-Bone...going nose-to-nose with Rob Justice. They were exported to Mexico together not so long ago! They were the Mexican Tag Champions! T-Bone smiles at Justice then turns his back, walks a few steps then turns around and smashes the bone over the head of Justice Taylor: We should of known! The Dawg Pack, T-Bone in particular, can't handle the fact that Rob Justice has accomplished so much being apart from them! Skippy: Hmmm... Five comes charging at T-Bone but Dawg Fatha nails him with a clothesline from hell with the Dawg bone. Taylor: This tag match is going to hell, and it HASN'T EVEN STARTED! Skippy: The Dawgs aren't racists...they hate everyone equally! Dawg Fatha and T-Bone whip McDougal into the ropes, They hit him with a double chokeslam. Sugar runs down to the ring with a black chair with T-Bones logo on it (A big letter T with a bone going through the middle) Sugar tosses the T-Bone chair to T-Bone T-Bone sets up the chair Dawg Fatha puts McDougal on his shoulder and climbs to the second turnbuckle. Dawg Fatha executes a sitdown piledriver off the second turnbuckle onto the chair. Skippy: RIKISHI DRIVER! Taylor: OH NO! Barret McDougal's head bounced off the chair! McDougal is busted open. T-Bone and Dawg Fatha whip Rob Justice to the ropes, Dawg Fatha nails Justice with a Gorilla press drop and T-Bone hits the Diamond Cutter on the way down. Skippy: Nice double team move! Dawg Fatha and T-Bone whip Tirok into the turnbuckle, Tirok comes wobbling out. T-Bone runs and springs off the second turnbuckle with a dropkick. Dawg Fatha hits a top rope moonsault to the back of Tirok. Sugar throws in 4 tables and two ladders Skippy: That Sugar...she's one strong cookie! T-Bone sets up two tables on top of one another Dawg Fatha sets two tables on top of one another Taylor: Skippy...don't look, this won't be pretty. Skippy: What...no...what are they doing? Oh god...no...no...I'm going to faint. Skippy faints. Dawg Fatha sets up Barret McDougal on the bottom table and Rob Justice on the top T-Bone sets up Tirok on the bottom table and Five on the top. Dawg Fatha and T-Bone both climb to the top of the ladders Taylor: No god dammit! Don't do this! Dawg Fatha executes a somersault through both of the tables Taylor: Dawg Fatha...sommersault splash! Barret and Rob are out! T-Bone hits a 450 senton through both of the tables. Taylor: T-Bone drives Rebirth through the double stack of tables! Dawg Fatha executes the Dawg Fatha Press on Justice Taylor: Insult to injury! T-Bone grabs the mic. T-Bone: You see those belts (He points to the belts that Dawg Fatha has held high in the air.) Those belts belong RIGHT HERE! (He makes a motion with his hands around his waist) And that's exactly where they will be SOONER OR LATER! And it might as well be SOONER! (Dawg Fatha throws T-Bone a belt and they both put them around their waists) So here's the challenge you gay ass muts. WE WANT A TITLE SHOT AT BOMBS AWAY IN A TAG TEAM DAWG COLLAR TABLE MATCH!! You ask why? I'll tell you why....BECAUSE WE CAN and YOU CANT STOP US! And I can promise you that you do not want to mess with the Dp cuz we are TWO DAWGS ON A DESTRUCTION PATH!! Dawg Fatha: The SFWL has NO competition for the Top Dawgs around here! We have and will continue to prove this each and every single week. And the only thing anybody can do about it....is DEAL WITH IT!! Dawg Fatha: So SFWL, ya betta watch ya backs cuz ya neva know whent the Dawg Pack will attack!! Taylor: Those...those...assholes! They've trashed this tag title match! Something to think about here people, why didn't the Dawg Pack attack the CoP? Some attendants are coming down to help clear the ring and possible get our competitors in shape to fight. HEY SKIPPY! Skippy doesn't respond. Taylor: SKIPPY! Skippy still doesn't respond. Taylor: Alrighty then... Grant Taylor picks up his glass of water. He dumps the bottle over Skippy's head. Skippy wakes up. Skippy: Huh? What?!? Where am I? Taylor: Spring Thing. Skippy: Aaaah...that's right. What'd I miss. Taylor: Nothing...really. Our fighters in tonight's tag title match are ready to go! CHR and Barret McDougal will start this match off! They lock up. Barret McDougal runs into the ropes. Barret McDougal goes for the Breaking Point, but The Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a power bomb. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Taylor: CHR almost eliminated the tag champs right off the start! The Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Barret McDougal. The crowd is going crazy. Barret McDougal kicks The Crack Habit Rabbit. The Crack Habit Rabbit chops Barret McDougal. The crowd is behind The Crack Habit Rabbit all the way. The Crack Habit Rabbit punches Barret McDougal. The chants for The Crack Habit Rabbit are deafening. Barret McDougal punches The Crack Habit Rabbit. Taylor: Its just a bare knuckle fight out here! Skippy: Punches are illegal! The ref should call for the bell and DQ the champs! Quite a few boos are audible. Barret McDougal kicks The Crack Habit Rabbit. The Crack Habit Rabbit runs into the ropes. The Crack Habit Rabbit misses with a clothesline. The Crack Habit Rabbit executes a football tackle on Barret McDougal. The Crack Habit Rabbit runs into the ropes. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a football tackle, but Barret McDougal counters it with a DDT. Taylor: Barret using CHR's momentum to his advantage, and dropped him right on his head with that DDT. Barret McDougal is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Taylor: But its not enough to keep CHR down! Barret McDougal hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with the Diamond Cutter. Quite a few boos are audible. Barret McDougal whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the ropes. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Barret McDougal with an elbow. The Crack Habit Rabbit tags out to The Professional. Skippy: Yo, Yo Pro. Kick him in the Joe! Rob Justice enters the ring and lays out The Crack Habit Rabbit. Rob Justice hits a belly-to-back suplex on The Professional. Barret McDougal goes for a flying legdrop, but The Professional rolls out of the way. Rob Justice leaves the ring. The Professional tags out to Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the ropes. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a cobra clutch suplex. Tirok Siban tags out to Five. Taylor: Rebirth is cutting Barret McDougal off before making a tag! Five and Tirok Siban whip Barret McDougal into the ropes. They hit Barret McDougal with a double clothesline. Five and Tirok Siban whip Barret McDougal into the ropes. They hit Barret McDougal with a double elbowsmash. Five and Tirok Siban whip Barret McDougal into the ropes. They hit Barret McDougal with a double elbowsmash. Taylor: One more double elbowsmash! Rob Justice enters the ring and throws Tirok Siban out of the ring. Barret McDougal and Rob Justice whip Five into the ropes. They hit Five with a double kick to the midsection. Rob Justice leaves the ring. Barret McDougal throws Five out of the ring. Barret McDougal jumps onto him with a baseball slide. Barret McDougal reenters the ring. Five follows him back in. Barret McDougal tags out to Rob Justice. Tirok Siban enters the ring and lays out Barret McDougal. Taylor: Tirok venting out some of that hate for Barret. Quite a few boos are audible. Tirok Siban hits a spinning thrust kick on Rob Justice. Tirok Siban is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Five gets an airplane spin on Rob Justice. Taylor: Old school airplane spin! Skippy: Old school? I used that move! Rob Justice is valiantly trying to break the hold. Rob Justice tries to escape the hold. Rob Justice breaks the hold after 6 seconds. Tirok Siban leaves the ring. Rob Justice whips Five into the turnbuckle. Rob Justice uses a Death Valley Driver on Five. The crowd is really behind Rob Justice. Rob Justice nails Five with the Diamond Cutter. Rob Justice has the crowd going wild. Rob Justice tags out to Barret McDougal. Taylor: The SFWL's very own shootfighter enters the ring! Barret McDougal and Rob Justice hit Five with a double DDT. Taylor: And automatically takes Five down with the help from Rob Justice. Rob Justice leaves the ring. Barret McDougal goes for a half Boston, but Five blocks it. Five tags out to The Professional. The Professional takes Barret McDougal down with a DDT. A portion of the crowd is booing The Professional. The Professional goes for the Professional Courtesy, but Barret McDougal counters it with a front-layout suplex. Barret McDougal tags out to Rob Justice. The Crack Habit Rabbit enters the ring, but gets cut off. Barret McDougal uses a backspin DDT on The Professional. Rob Justice takes The Professional down with a frog splash. Taylor: Frog splash by the high flyin' Rob Justice! Skippy: You mean...high flyin' Freebird. Taylor: Either way. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Barret McDougal leaves the ring. Rob Justice gets a scorpion deathlock on The Professional. The Professional is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Professional reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Rob Justice hits The Professional with a flying sunset flip. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Rob Justice catches The Professional in a dragon sleeper. The Professional is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Professional reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Taylor: Rob Justice taking some pointers from Barret McDougal in trying to get the submission! Rob Justice goes for a scorpion deathlock, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional hits Rob Justice with a knifehand chop. The Professional tags out to The Crack Habit Rabbit. The Crack Habit Rabbit and The Professional whip Rob Justice into the ropes. They hit Rob Justice with a double clothesline. The Professional leaves the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit whips Rob Justice into the ropes. Rob Justice misses with a clothesline. Rob Justice misses with a kick. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a kick to the midsection, but Rob Justice counters it with a legsweep. Rob Justice whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the ropes. Rob Justice misses with a clothesline. Rob Justice uses a Frankensteiner on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Taylor: Frankensteiner! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, kickout. Rob Justice tags out to Five. Five goes for a lariat, but The Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a Gorilla Press. The Crack Habit Rabbit tags out to Rob Justice. Rob Justice whips Five into the ropes. Rob Justice hits Five with a Samoan Drop. Rob Justice tags out to The Crack Habit Rabbit. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Five with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. The Crack Habit Rabbit does a rabbit hop. Skippy: The hell?!? Taylor: C'mon and do the rabbit hop. The chants for The Crack Habit Rabbit are deafening. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Five with a vertical suplex. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Five with a fisherman suplex. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, kickout. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a football tackle, but Five counters it with a DDT. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Five hits a fireman's carry into a flapjack on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, shoulder up. Five hits a Death Valley Driver on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Taylor: Flapjack followed by a DVD! Five is pulling some amazing moves on Crack Habit Rabbit! The crowd is booing Five. Five hits a flying clothesline on The Crack Habit Rabbit. The crowd is booing Five. Five is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Five tags out to Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban runs into the ropes. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Tirok Siban with a clothesline. The Crack Habit Rabbit runs into the ropes. Tirok Siban uses a back heel kick on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Tirok Siban hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a roundhouse kick. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tirok Siban hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a shooting star press. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tirok Siban complains about a slow count. The Crack Habit Rabbit executes an inside cradle on Tirok Siban. Taylor: Crack Habit Rabbit catches Tirok by surprise! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. The Crack Habit Rabbit whips Tirok Siban into the ropes, but Tirok Siban reverses it. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Tirok Siban with an elbow. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a double arm DDT, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the ropes. The Crack Habit Rabbit executes a football tackle on Tirok Siban. The Crack Habit Rabbit chops Tirok Siban. The crowd is going crazy. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Tirok Siban. The Crack Habit Rabbit has the crowd going wild. The Crack Habit Rabbit tags out to Rob Justice. Rob Justice goes for a DDT, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban chops Rob Justice. The crowd is booing Tirok Siban. Rob Justice kicks Tirok Siban. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Rob Justice punches Tirok Siban. Taylor: All-out slugfest! Skippy: SLOBBERKNOCKER Tony! The crowd is giving Rob Justice a standing ovation. Rob Justice kicks Tirok Siban. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Tirok Siban chops Rob Justice. Tirok Siban hits Rob Justice. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tirok Siban takes Rob Justice down with a moonsault into an armdrag. Tirok Siban tags out to The Crack Habit Rabbit. The Crack Habit Rabbit executes a charging axhandle bodyblock on Rob Justice. The Crack Habit Rabbit uses a piledriver on Rob Justice. The Crack Habit Rabbit tags out to Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice tags out to Barret McDougal. Five enters the ring, but gets cut off. Rob Justice leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Rob Justice runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Rob Justice nails Tirok Siban with a clothesline. Taylor: Rob Justice with a chair assisted clothesline! Barret McDougal goes for a bridging back suplex, but Tirok Siban flips over. Rob Justice leaves the ring. Tirok Siban nails Barret McDougal with a backdrop driver. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Tirok Siban throws Barret McDougal out of the ring. Tirok Siban jumps onto him with a moonsault off the second turnbuckle. A portion of the crowd is cheering Tirok Siban. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Rob Justice comes over and lays out Five. Rob Justice hits a clothesline on Tirok Siban. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with a bridging back suplex. Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Barret McDougal goes for a Frankensteiner, but Tirok Siban counters it with a power bomb. Taylor: Tirok, one step ahead of Barret, delivering a viscous power bomb! Skippy: Tirok showing the ENTIRE world why he was the better of The Bounty Hunters! Taylor: That remains to be seen. A portion of the crowd is cheering Tirok Siban. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Rob Justice comes over and lays out Five. The crowd is giving Rob Justice a standing ovation. Rob Justice hits Tirok Siban with a clothesline. Barret McDougal nails Tirok Siban with a bridging back suplex. Barret McDougal sets up a table. Barret McDougal sets up Tirok Siban on the table. Skippy: HEY! You see...you see...this is why Tirok was the better of the two! He didn't use innocent tables in these violent matches! Barret McDougal tries to drive Tirok Siban through the table with a flying bulldog, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Tirok Siban sets up the chair. Tirok Siban goes for a backdrop driver, but Barret McDougal counters it with a go-behind. Rob Justice comes over to make it two-on-one. Rob Justice goes for a clothesline, but Tirok Siban ducks out of the way. Rob Justice hits Barret McDougal. Five tangles up Rob Justice. Tirok Siban sets up a table. Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the guardrail. Tirok Siban uses a snap suplex on Barret McDougal. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a backdrop driver. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Jackie comes from behind, but Tirok Siban nails Jackie. Taylor: TIROK! He knocked poor Jackie down with a right hand. Barret McDougal goes for a DDT, but Tirok Siban counters it with a kneebar. They're brawling inside the ring area. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tirok Siban is busted wide open. Barret McDougal takes Tirok Siban down with a series of punches to the stomach. Rob Justice comes over to make it two-on-one. Barret McDougal nails Tirok Siban with a DDT. Rob Justice comes over to make it two-on-one. Barret McDougal nails Tirok Siban with a backspin DDT. Rob Justice comes over to make it two-on-one. Barret McDougal executes a series of punches to the stomach on Tirok Siban. Barret McDougal reenters the ring. Tirok Siban follows him back in. Tirok Siban brings the table into the ring. Skippy: Heh...you wouldn't do that to the poor table...would you? Barret McDougal is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, shoulder up. Barret McDougal leaves the ring. He returns with brass knuckles. Barret McDougal hits him with brass knuckles. Barret McDougal tags out to The Crack Habit Rabbit. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the ropes. Tirok Siban hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a kick. Kevin Kerrigan removes the chair from the ring. Skippy: Now, remove the table from the ring! Taylor: I don't think he's listening to you Skippy. Skippy: Shaddap! Tirok Siban attempts to place The Crack Habit Rabbit on the turnbuckle, but The Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Tirok Siban sets up The Crack Habit Rabbit on the table. Tirok Siban tries to drive The Crack Habit Rabbit through the table with a shooting star press, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Taylor: Tirok landed stomach first on top of that table...and the table didn't give way! There has to be some kind of inner organ damage! Skippy: Revenge of the Tables! The Crack Habit Rabbit has the crowd going wild. The Crack Habit Rabbit executes a side suplex on Tirok Siban. The Crack Habit Rabbit has the crowd going wild. The Crack Habit Rabbit sets up Tirok Siban on the table. Skippy: Damn Rabbits! Tables are for kids! Kids who don't break tables! The Crack Habit Rabbit executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Taylor: Crack Habit Rabbit drove Tirok through the table with a massive DDT! Skippy: 'doh. The crowd is going crazy. The Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits a gutwrench suplex on Tirok Siban. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. The Professional enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Professional leaves the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit uses a piledriver on Tirok Siban. The Crack Habit Rabbit has the crowd going wild. The Crack Habit Rabbit puts Tirok Siban in a bearhug. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban punches The Crack Habit Rabbit. The Crack Habit Rabbit punches Tirok Siban. Taylor: Punch...kick...punch...kick, what is this? Another Flair vs. Hogan match? Skippy: Ba Dum Bum TISH! There are lots of chants for The Crack Habit Rabbit. Tirok Siban chops The Crack Habit Rabbit. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The Crack Habit Rabbit punches Tirok Siban. The Crack Habit Rabbit punches Tirok Siban. There are lots of chants for The Crack Habit Rabbit. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban hits The Crack Habit Rabbit. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tirok Siban uses a flying dropkick on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Taylor: Was that...? Skippy: A wrestling move? It couldn't BE! Taylor: I think it was! The crowd is booing Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban throws The Crack Habit Rabbit out of the ring. Tirok Siban goes through the ropes. Tirok Siban hits flying headscissors on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Tirok Siban whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Tirok Siban sets up a table. Tirok Siban sets up The Crack Habit Rabbit on the table. Tirok Siban executes a shooting star press through the table. The table didn't break. Taylor: OH NO! Both Tirok and CHR have to be in pain after that move! Skippy: When Tables Attack...3! A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tirok Siban goes for the Rattlesnake Bite, but The Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. The Professional comes over to make it two-on-one. The Crack Habit Rabbit whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. The Crack Habit Rabbit sets up Tirok Siban on the table. The Crack Habit Rabbit tries to drive Tirok Siban through the table with a legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Taylor: CHR! Through a table! Skippy: No... The crowd is booing Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Tamer on The Crack Habit Rabbit on the concrete floor. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Tirok Siban whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Tirok Siban hits a double arm DDT on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Tirok Siban whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. Tirok Siban goes for a back heel kick, but The Crack Habit Rabbit ducks out of the way. The Crack Habit Rabbit nails Tirok Siban with a gutwrench suplex. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a double arm DDT, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Tirok Siban whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. Tirok Siban nails The Crack Habit Rabbit with a backdrop driver. Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Tamer on The Crack Habit Rabbit on the concrete floor. Taylor: Another Rattlesnake Tamer on the concrete floor! I'm not sure how much more CHR can take! The Crack Habit Rabbit is out cold. Skippy: All those years of crack abuse...*sniff*...has finally caught up to the Rabbit. Tirok Siban goes for a double arm DDT, but The Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. The Professional comes over to make it two-on-one. The Crack Habit Rabbit nails Tirok Siban with a butt-bump. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Professional comes over to make it two-on-one. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a butt-bump, but Tirok Siban ducks out of the way. Tirok Siban uses the Rattlesnake Bite on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Tirok Siban is handed brass knuckles. Tirok Siban hits him with the knuckles. Taylor: Tirok taking CHR apart! A fan at ringside badmouths Tirok Siban. The Crack Habit Rabbit is busted wide open. Tirok Siban goes for a spinning thrust kick, but The Crack Habit Rabbit ducks out of the way. The Professional comes over to make it two-on-one. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits a punch on Tirok Siban. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Crack Habit Rabbit throws Tirok Siban back into the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit throws Tirok Siban out of the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a splash, but Tirok Siban moves out of the way. Taylor: CHR just having no luck! The Crack Habit Rabbit is out cold. Tirok Siban executes a back heel kick on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Tirok Siban whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. Tirok Siban reenters the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit follows him back in. Tirok Siban goes for a roundhouse kick, but The Crack Habit Rabbit ducks out of the way. The Crack Habit Rabbit throws Tirok Siban out of the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit jumps onto him with a splash. The Professional comes over to make it two-on-one. Taylor: Here comes the Professional to help out his tag team partner! Skippy: Very...PROFESSIONAL or the Professional to do. Heh, I crack myself up! The Crack Habit Rabbit hits Tirok Siban with a European uppercut. The Crack Habit Rabbit is handed brass knuckles. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits him with the knuckles. There are lots of chants for The Crack Habit Rabbit. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits a punch on Tirok Siban. The Professional comes over to make it two-on-one. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Professional comes over to make it two-on-one. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Crack Habit Rabbit knocks Tirok Siban into the ringsteps. The Professional comes over to make it two-on-one. Taylor: Everytime Pro goes in for some shots, CHR carries Tirok away! Skippy: Crack Heads...they're so unpredictable. The Crack Habit Rabbit whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Professional comes over to make it two-on-one. The Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a European uppercut, but Tirok Siban counters it with a backslide. Tirok Siban hits The Crack Habit Rabbit with a back heel kick. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Tirok Siban takes The Crack Habit Rabbit down with a backdrop driver. Five comes over to make it two-on-one. Tirok Siban uses the Rattlesnake Bite on The Crack Habit Rabbit. Taylor: Rattlesnake Bite! CHR is on dream street! Tirok Siban whips The Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. Tirok Siban throws The Crack Habit Rabbit back into the ring. Tirok Siban is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: CHR finding a little something to kick out! Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Tamer on The Crack Habit Rabbit. The Crack Habit Rabbit tries to fight the pain. The Crack Habit Rabbit submits after 10 seconds. Taylor: CHR couldn't hold in any longer! Cult of Personality is out after a hard fought battle! **The Crack Habit Rabbit has been eliminated. Tirok Siban is being booed out of the building. Taylor: This leaves us with Rob Justice and Barret McDougal, the tag champs, taking on Rebirth! Skippy: Go Bastards go...Go bastards go... They lock up. Taylor: This is the match-up we've been waiting for! Tirok vs. Barret! Barret McDougal uses a backspin DDT on Tirok Siban. A portion of the crowd is cheering Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the turnbuckle, but Tirok Siban reverses it. Tirok Siban executes a series of punches on Barret McDougal. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a moonsault into an armdrag. Taylor: Tirok taking it to his former tag partner! Tirok Siban executes a dropkick to the face on Barret McDougal. Five enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Five leaves the ring. Skippy: Five ain't want none! Tirok Siban takes Barret McDougal down with a spinning thrust kick. A portion of the crowd is booing Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban attempts to place Barret McDougal on the turnbuckle, but Barret McDougal blocks it. Tirok Siban executes a springboard somersault dropkick on Barret McDougal. Taylor: Tirok showing the Cruiserweight Barret McDougal a couple acrobatic moves! A portion of the crowd is booing Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban goes for a double arm DDT, but Barret McDougal blocks it. Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the ropes, but Tirok Siban reverses it. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with a clothesline. Tirok Siban falls out of the ring. Barret McDougal jumps onto him with a baseball slide. Barret McDougal knocks Tirok Siban into the ringpost. Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with the Diamond Cutter. Rob Justice comes over to make it two-on-one. Barret McDougal reenters the ring. Tirok Siban follows him back in. Tirok Siban brings the table into the ring. Taylor: Tirok's bringing in some furniture! Tirok Siban tags out to Five. Tirok Siban leaves the ring. Five takes Barret McDougal down with an armbreaker. Five punches Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal punches Five. A portion of the crowd is booing Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal kicks Five. Five hits Barret McDougal. A portion of the crowd is booing Five. Five hits Barret McDougal. Five puts Barret McDougal in an airplane spin. Taylor: ANOTHER airplane spin by Five! Barret McDougal breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Rob Justice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rob Justice leaves the ring. Barret McDougal uses a Cradle DDT on Five. Taylor: CRADLE DDT! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, kickout. Barret McDougal tags out to Rob Justice. Barret McDougal leaves the ring. Rob Justice takes Five down with a Samoan Drop. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Rob Justice goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Five blocks it. Tirok Siban is bleeding like a faucet. Taylor: Look at the blood roll off his face. Skippy: I'd say that's about a .8 on the Muta Scale. Five runs into the ropes. Five hits Rob Justice with a flying clothesline. The crowd is booing Five. Five uses a kick to the midsection on Rob Justice. Five executes the High Five on Rob Justice. Taylor: HIGH FIVE! Skippy: Ok. Skippy smacks Taylor. Five goes for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Skippy: Whaaaa... Taylor: Rob Justice is still in this fight! Gabriel and Lilith run down to the ring. Taylor: Wait a second, they have no business being down here! Skippy: Sure they do, Rob's taking on Arioc later tonight. Lilith pulls Barret McDougal off the ring, sending him face first into the ring apron. Jackie tackles Lilith and they start brawling. Skippy: CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! While Kevin Kerrigan is distracted, Gabriel enters the ring with a chair. Gabriel brains Rob Justice with the chair. Taylor: NO! Gabriel PASTED Rob Justice with that chair! Rob Justice is out...out COLD! Gabriel slides out of the ring. Five hits Rob Justice with a power bomb onto the chair. Taylor: A powerbomb on the chair might do it! There is no referee to count. Kevin Kerrigan is back on the job. Taylor: Kerrigan crawls over to the pin! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, three. Skippy: YEAH! Rebirth are the champs! **Rob Justice has been eliminated. The crowd is booing Five. The winners are Rebirth. Time of match: 0:22:33 Taylor: Bastards Inc. bring some more gold to their stable! Skippy: This is the brightest day in SFWL's tag division history! Finally, we have champions we can look up to! Five and Tirok hug each other after the win! Taylor: It looks like they want to live out this moment to its fullest. Both men hold their respective belt high above their head. Five asks for a microphone Five: "They said it couldn't be done! They said that Tirok doesn't need a loser like Five! Well let me just say that all you nay-sayers can just kiss my a.." Tirok grabs the mic. Tirok Siban: "Easy big guy! We have proven ourselves to be the BEST damn tag team there is! And we did it without the help of you inbred, bum riding fans!" Crowd begins to boo! Taylor: Tirok taking it a little below the belt! Tirok Siban: "And we have showed all of you that the Cult of Personality, and Law and Justice are pieces of dirt! Fans begin to boo even more! Skippy: They need to learn to respect their new tag champions! Five grabs the mic from Tirok Five: "Hey, have some respect! Rebirth has breathed new life in a lifeless tag division! Will you all rise in honor of your..." Five and Tirok in unison: "NEW TAG CHAMPIONS!" Five spikes the mic to the ground, and they leave the ring amidst a chorus of boos! Taylor: Five and Tirok letting the whole world know that they are the top tag team in the SFWL! Skippy: They spoke the truth! These people need to acknowledge these two's accomplishments! Taylor: Well, that's it for us. We turn Spring Thing over to...hell...to whoever's standing by! The camera abruptly cuts back to the desk where Del Davis and "Big" Paul Briggs are seated. Davis: Hello again, ladies and gentlemen - we're back, and we have a MAJOR update on the Reid-DeCosta situation. They ARE on their way to the arena...and we've got the SFWL Helicam in hot pursuit! Let's go to that footage now! Briggs: Why is it the SFWL can afford a Helicam, but they still make me pay for my OWN motel room!? The camera cuts to another air shot of the chase. The "Dump Truck of Plunder and Love" has gained a lead on the "Motor City Trailer of Plundah". The "Dump Truck of Plunder and Love" turns off at a sign saying "Arena Parking Lot". The "Motor City Trailer of Plundah" follows. The camera cuts back to a shot of the desk. Davis: They're in the parking lot, folks! "Dangerous" Danny DeCosta and Wayne Reid have arrived at the arena! The camera cuts back to a shot of ringside. The camera cuts to a shot of the arena's parking lot. "The Dump Truck of Plunder and Love" pulls in. It parks in the middle of the lot. Wayne Reid gets out of the cab. He has a chair in his hand. Briggs: Wayne Reid getting out of that Dumptruck, and he's ALREADY got a weapon! The "Motor City Trailer of Plundah pulls in the parking lot. The trailer stops about 10 yards away from the dump truck. Danny DeCosta gets out of the cab. He has barbed wire baseball bat in his possession. Davis: So does Danny DeCosta! This one is going to get REAL violent, real fast! Both men charge each other. Wayne Reid ducks a swing from the barbed wire baseball bat. Briggs: Reid narrowly dodges that barbed-wire bat! Wayne Reid turns around and nails Danny DeCosta over the head with the steel chair. Davis: And levels DeCosta with the chair! Danny DeCosta drops the bat. Wayne Reid whips Danny DeCosta into the "Motor City Trailer of Plundah". Wayne Reid picks up the barbed wire baseball bat. Wayne Reid swings it at Danny DeCosta, but Danny DeCosta ducks. Danny DeCosta goes behind Wayne Reid. He grabs him and runs towards the "Dump Truck of Plunder and Love" Danny DeCosta throws Wayne Reid into the side of the "Dump Truck of Plunder and Love" Briggs: Wayne Reid thrown face-first into the side of that Dumptruck! Danny DeCosta hits an enzuigiri to the face on Wayne Reid. Davis: And DeCosta compounds the damage with an enzuigiri to the face! Danny DeCosta points to the "Motor City's Trailer of Plundah!" Danny DeCosta opens up the trailer. He starts throwing out weapons - chairs, barbed wire, ladders, tables, and trash cans. Davis: Good god! That entire trailer is full of weapons! Wayne Reid hits Danny DeCosta with a double axehandle to the back. Wayne Reid goes for a piledriver, but Danny DeCosta blocks it. Danny DeCosta hits a back drop into the weapons. Briggs: Reid backdropped into that massive pile of plundah! Danny DeCosta picks up some barbed wire. Danny DeCosta wraps it around his fist. Davis: DeCosta's going to rip him to shreds! Wayne Reid pulls something from his shirt. Its a box of baking powder. He dumps some on his hand. Danny DeCosta turns to face Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid throws the baking powder into Danny DeCosta's eyes. Briggs: Powder to the face! Reid's always had a flair for the classics! Wayne Reid throws the baking powder box at Danny DeCosta's head. Briggs: That probably didn't hurt as much as Reid hoped. Wayne Reid whips Danny DeCosta into the side of the "Motor City's Trailer of Plundah" Wayne Reid throws Danny DeCosta into one of its tires. Davis: Reid using that eighteen-wheeler itself as a weapon! Wayne Reid walks over to the "Dump Truck of Plunder and Love" He pushes the lever. The trash truck dumps out weapons galore. Briggs: Reid brought his OWN truckload of weapons! This is insane! Inside you can plainly see a hot dog stand bolted to the bottom of the "Dump Truck of Plunder and Love's bucket. Davis: And he's got...A HOT DOG CART!? Jim Niedhart, in a hot dog vendor's outfit, is clinging onto the hot dog stand for dear life. Briggs: I guess running that developmental territory didn't work out... The entire hot dog roller has spilled, along with most of the toppings. Wayne Reid is furious. Danny DeCosta grabs a chair. Wayne Reid picks up...a stuffed bass. Danny DeCosta turns to Wayne Reid, holding the chair up. Wayne Reid tosses the stuffed bass into the chair, into DeCosta's face. Briggs: Reid using that stuffed bass to drive the chair back into DeCosta's face! Davis: Only in a Wayne Reid match will you see something like that! DeCosta is busted wide open. Wayne Reid picks up a Dictionary. Danny DeCosta returns his to feet. Wayne Reid charges Danny DeCosta with the dictionary, but Danny DeCosta ducks. Danny DeCosta hits a big boot into the face of Wayne Reid. Davis: A boot to the face sends Wayne Reid to the pavement! Danny DeCosta picks up a trash can. Wayne Reid is back on his feet. Danny DeCosta puts the trash can over the head of Wayne Reid. Danny DeCosta pulls out a baseball bat from the trailer. Briggs: No way! He CAN'T! Danny DeCosta hits the trash can with the baseball bat. Davis: Danny DeCosta just dented that trashcan over Reid's head! Reid HAS to be unconscious after that! Wayne Reid falls, still with the trash can on. Danny DeCosta nails the trash can again with the baseball bat. Danny DeCosta drops the bat. Danny DeCosta climbs into the "Motor City's Trailer of Plundah!" Danny DeCosta starts throwing out canoes. Briggs: What the...DeCosta throwing CANOES out to the pavement now! He throws out three canoes. Wayne Reid is back to his feet, still with the trash can on his head. Danny DeCosta jumps off the trailer, landing a clothesline onto the trash can. Davis: A devastating diving clothesline by Danny DeCosta! Danny DeCosta sets up a ladder. Wayne Reid finally takes the trash can off. Wayne Reid is back to his feet. Danny DeCosta sets up the table. Wayne Reid lands a Greco-Roman kick to the nuts on Danny DeCosta. Briggs: Wayne Reid bringing some technical wrestling into what has been, so far, a pure brawl! Wayne Reid hits a piledriver on Danny DeCosta. Wayne Reid places Danny DeCosta on the table. Davis: Reid setting DeCosta up! Wayne Reid pulls a ladder out of the "Motor City's Trailer of Plundah" Wayne Reid sets the ladder up. Wayne Reid ascends the ladder. Briggs: And he's climbing that ladder! He turns at about 1/2 way up. Wayne Reid goes for the Tenta Special, but Danny DeCosta rolls off. Wayne Reid hits the table. The table is broken in half. Davis: Nobody home! Wayne Reid just fell ten feet through that table! Danny DeCosta goes for the cover. Briggs: DeCosta looking to end this... Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: But Reid kicks out! Danny DeCosta complains about a slow count. Danny DeCosta drags Wayne Reid back towards the arena. Danny DeCosta throws Wayne Reid on top of a Volvo. Danny DeCosta runs back to the "Motor City Trailer of Plundah". He gets in the front cab. Davis: Good god! He's going to run him over! Danny DeCosta is going to run Wayne Reid over! He starts it up. DeCosta puts the thing into reverse. He's heading right towards the Volvo. Wayne Reid jumps out of harm's way as the 18-wheeler hits the Volvo. Davis: Wayne Reid leaps out of the way at the last second! Briggs: I don't know what's more unbelievable - the fact that Danny DeCosta was actually trying to run Reid over, or that Reid actually JUMPED! You can hear DeCosta cursing in the cab. Wayne Reid has found a pipe wrench. Davis: And now he's got a pipe wrench! DeCosta hops out of the cage and charges Reid. Wayne Reid nails DeCosta over the head with the pipe wrench. Wayne Reid locks in a sleeper hold. Briggs: Reid locks on...a sleeper? Tim Rice asks Wayne Reid, "What in the hell are you doing!?" Wayne Reid shrugs. Tim Rice reminds Wayne Reid of the rules. Wayne Reid lets go of the hold. Briggs: Tim Rice strictly enforcing the rules, forcing Reid to break up that wrestling sequence! Wayne Reid whips Danny DeCosta into the Volvo. Wayne Reid bodyslams Danny DeCosta on the hood of the Volvo. Wayne Reid pulls out a bag from around his neck. He dumps the bag. Several dozen beer caps fall out. Briggs: Reid bringing out the Canadian thumbtacks! Davis: They may not look as impressive as tacks, but they can still inflict a LOT of damage! They are scattered all over the parking lot. Wayne Reid climbs onto the Volvo. He positions Danny DeCosta for a powerbomb into the beer caps. Wayne Reid goes for a powerbomb, but Danny DeCosta blocks it. Danny DeCosta backdrops Wayne Reid onto the beer caps. Wayne Reid rolls around in them for a while, clutching at his back. Davis: Reid backdropped off the hood of that car, right onto the beer caps! Briggs: At some point, people are going to learn that EVERY time you bring out tacks, you're the one who ends up getting slammed onto them. Danny DeCosta climbs into the "Motor City Trailer of Plundah". He slides out two tables. Danny DeCosta throws out a Singapore Cane. Danny DeCosta throws out some more chairs. Danny DeCosta hops out. Danny DeCosta sets up a table. Danny DeCosta sets up another table, placing it on the other table. Danny DeCosta places several chairs on top of the second table. Briggs: Danny DeCosta stacking that furniture! Davis: No good can come of this. Danny DeCosta drags Wayne Reid to his feet. He throws Wayne Reid into the back of the "Motor City Trailer of Plundah". Danny DeCosta picks up the Singapore Cane. He jumps into the trailer. Wayne Reid meets him with a right hand. Wayne Reid executes a DDT in the trailer on Danny DeCosta. Davis: Reid drops DeCosta on the steel floor of the trailer! Wayne Reid walks to the back of the trailer. He picks up the Moose Head. Davis: And he finds himself a moosehead! Briggs: I officially dedicate this match to the memory of Pierre! Wayne Reid walks back to Danny DeCosta. Danny DeCosta executes a low blow. Danny DeCosta picks up the Singapore Cane. Danny DeCosta hits Wayne Reid in the back with the Singapore Cane. Danny DeCosta hits him again. Danny DeCosta picks up the Moose Head. Danny DeCosta puts the Moose Head on Wayne Reid. Briggs: Wayne Reid blinded by that moose head! He brings Wayne Reid to his feet. Wayne Reid is staggering dangerously close to the edge of the trailer. Danny DeCosta picks up the Singapore Cane. Danny DeCosta takes a swing at Wayne Reid, but Wayne Reid falls down. Danny DeCosta goes flying out of the trailer. Danny DeCosta lands on the tables and chairs. The table breaks in half. Danny DeCosta falls through the other table. The table breaks in half. Davis: But DeCosta missed him! He fell right over the edge of the trailer, and into his own stack of tables! Wayne Reid falls out of the trailer. Briggs: And Reid stumbles out into the wreckage! Wayne Reid, still with the Moose Head on, crawls over to Danny DeCosta. Wayne Reid lays an arm on Danny DeCosta. Briggs: (laughing) Reid making the cover...and he's still got the moose head on! Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Davis: Two-count only! Wayne Reid takes off the moose head. Wayne Reid executes an elbowdrop on Danny DeCosta. Briggs: Elbowdrop! Reid hooks the leg... Wayne Reid goes for the cover. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Davis: But he still only gets two! Wayne Reid lays a chair over Danny DeCosta's head. Wayne Reid executes a legdrop onto the chair onto Danny DeCosta's face. Briggs: Reid drives the chair into DeCosta's face! This HAS to be it! Davis: Lateral press... Wayne Reid goes for the cover. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: DeCosta kicks out! Wayne Reid walks towards the arena. Wayne Reid stops and puts a handful of beer caps into his pocket. Danny DeCosta gets back on his feet. Danny DeCosta gives chase. Danny DeCosta stops and puts a handful of beer caps into his pocket. Davis: Reid and DeCosta headed into the arena...and they're both bringing handfuls of beer caps with them! Danny DeCosta turns back around towards the trailer. Danny DeCosta climbs into the trailer of the "Motor City Trailer of Plundah". Danny DeCosta brings two huge boards to the end of the trailer. He lays one side of the board on the concrete, and the other side in the trailer. Briggs: DeCosta setting that lumber up for something! He does the same with the other. Wayne Reid stumbles over to a Golf Cart. Wayne Reid starts up the Golf Cart. Wayne Reid drives, slowly, to the pile of weapons from his "Dump Truck of Plunder and Love" Briggs: We should have known Reid wouldn't WALK all the way to the arena! Wayne Reid gets off the Golf Cart. Wayne Reid picks up a spray can. He sprays the words "Golf Cart of Plunder and Love" on the side of it. Wayne Reid throws some weapons on the back of the Golf Cart. Wayne Reid starts driving to the arena in the "Golf Cart of Plunder and Love". Davis: Reid making sure he doesn't get caught without a weapon! Danny DeCosta comes riding down the boards in his own Golf Cart. On the side of his Golf Cart reads "Motor City Golf Cart of Plundah". There are several weapons on the back of the "Motor City Golf Cart of Plundah". Danny DeCosta gives chase to Wayne Reid. They are both driving around 4 MPH towards the arena. Briggs: We've got a dramatic low-speed chase happening right here in the parking lot of the National Car Rental Center! Wayne Reid goes up a service ramp, right into the arena. Danny DeCosta is following close behind. Wayne Reid stops beside a door marked, "CAUTION, ATTACK DOGS". Davis: Does EVERY arena have an attack dog room these days? Briggs: It IS a fairly standard feature in the newer arenas. Wayne Reid gets out of the "Golf Cart of Plunder and Love". Danny DeCosta crashes the "Motor City Golf Cart of Plundah" into the other Golf Cart. That sends Danny DeCosta flying out of the Golf Cart, onto the concrete floor. Weapons are flying off the two Golf Carts. Briggs: DeCosta running his golf cart right into Reid's, sending plundah - and himself - flying! Wayne Reid kicks Danny DeCosta. Wayne Reid whips Danny DeCosta into the concrete wall. Wayne Reid finds a frying pan. Davis: THIS brings back memories! Wayne Reid hits Danny DeCosta with the frying pan. Wayne Reid opens the door marked, "CAUTION, ATTACK DOGS". Briggs: NO! DeCosta's going to get the Sting treatment! Well, the Sting's Stuntman treatment, anyway! There are several Golden Retrievers sitting there. Davis: I've never heard of an attack golden retriever before... Standing beside the Golden Retrievers are Tory "The Schnauzer" Palmer, with The Dog Catcher beside him. Briggs: That CAN'T be... Wayne Reid throws Danny DeCosta in the room. Wayne Reid quickly slams the door, leaning on it. Wayne Reid grabs a headset microphone from a technician. Wayne Reid: Danny's in for it now! Those are some vicious dogs in there! Purebred ATTACK Golden Retrievers! Scott Steiner has nothing on what's going on to Danny in that room, right now, AS WE SPEAK! This is great! Let's check in and see how things are going...if anyone is watching this with young children, you may want to turn them away for a minute..." Wayne Reid opens the door. Danny DeCosta is seated on a chair, petting the Golden Retrievers. Tory "The Schnauzer" Palmer and The Dog Catcher are both out cold. Wayne Reid: What the--? Danny DeCosta throws the chair at Wayne Reid. It hits Wayne Reid in the head, breaking the headset microphone. Danny DeCosta brings Wayne Reid into the room. Danny DeCosta slams the door. Davis: Now it's REID getting locked in there with those...attack...retrievers! Danny DeCosta locks Wayne Reid in the room. Wayne Reid is heard pounding on the door. Danny DeCosta finds a stack of tables. Danny DeCosta grabs two chairs from his Golf Cart. He sets up the chairs. Danny DeCosta grabs a couple trash cans from Wayne Reid's Golf Cart. Wayne Reid is still pounding on the door. Briggs: It sounds like those were attack dogs after all! Wayne Reid is desperately trying to get out of that room! Davis: And DeCosta's setting up ANOTHER stack of furniture! Briggs: He may not need it! Judging by the racket Reid's making, he's going to be in NO condition to fight after those dogs get done with him! Danny DeCosta flips the trash cans upside down, and stacks them on the chairs. Danny DeCosta grabs one of the tables. Wayne Reid is crying for mercy. He sets up the table. He puts the table on top of the trash cans. Danny DeCosta pulls a ladder off his Golf Cart. He sets up the ladder facing the Stack of Plundah. Wayne Reid won't stop screaming. Davis: Someone get him out of there! Briggs: Apparently, we've all been a little too complacent in our past dealings with golden retrievers - they're a LOT more vicious than anyone ever thought! Danny DeCosta walks over to the door. He unlocks it. Danny DeCosta open up the door. The Golden Retrievers have surrounded Wayne Reid. They are all sniffing his crotch and licking his face. Tory "The Schnauzer" Palmer actually joins the Golden Retrievers. Wayne Reid: Shit! Get them off me! GET THEM OFF ME! Both announcers are laughing too hard to speak. Wayne Reid crawls out of the room. Danny DeCosta shuts the door. Danny DeCosta stomps on Wayne Reid. Danny DeCosta drags Wayne Reid to his feet. Danny DeCosta goes for the DeCosta Nostra, but Wayne Reid falls behind him. Davis: DeCosta couldn't pick him up for his finishing maneuver! Briggs: I'm amazed Reid can even still stand up, let alone fight, after that retriever "attack"! Wayne Reid nails a belly-to-back suplex on the concrete. Wayne Reid spots the Stack of Plundah. Wayne Reid pulls out the beer caps from his pocket. Wayne Reid throws them onto the table. Briggs: Reid making that Stack of Plundah even MORE dangerous, with the addition of a handful of beer caps! Wayne Reid turns back around to Danny DeCosta. Danny DeCosta lands an eye rake. Danny DeCosta hits an double underhook piledriver. Davis: Underhook piledriver on the cement floor! DeCosta with a lateral press... Danny DeCosta goes for the cover. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: Reid gets a shoulder up just in time! Danny DeCosta looks over to the ladder. Danny DeCosta puts Wayne Reid on his shoulders. Danny DeCosta starts to ascend the back end of the ladder. Davis: DeCosta's hauling Reid up that ladder! Briggs: An incredible display of strength by Triple D! Danny DeCosta reaches the top of the ladder. He places Wayne Reid on the other side of the ladder. Danny DeCosta delivers a chokeslam on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid lands on the beer caps on the table. The table breaks in half. The trash cans dent all the way. The seats on the chairs go completely off. Davis: He chokeslammed him! Danny DeCosta chokeslammed Wayne Reid off the top of that ladder, and right into that stack of plunder below! Briggs: Would you look at that destruction! Everything Reid made contact with shattered!} Wayne Reid once again rolls around with the beer caps in his back. Davis: And he's got several of those beer caps EMBEDDED in his back! Wayne Reid is bleeding like a faucet. Danny DeCosta jumps off the ladder. Danny DeCosta walks down the hallway. Briggs: But DeCosta's not going for the cover! He's just walking away! He stops at a room marked, "SFWL Storage". Davis: He's looking for more weapons! Danny DeCosta enters. There are Powerbombies left over on the shelves. You can see the vacant "Rookie Title" beside it. Briggs: Don't bust that stuff up, Danny - it'll be worth a FORTUNE on E-Bay! Danny DeCosta looks down and sees a box. The box is marked, "OLD SFWL HARDWARE". He opens it up. Danny DeCosta pulls out a bottle of Vodka. Davis: That's Vasily Sonovabic's bottle! Briggs: Who? Danny DeCosta opens it up and takes a swig of it. He closes it back up. Danny DeCosta reaches back down. He pulls out a glass jar full of dead wasps. Davis: The infamous jar of wasps! Wasp won many a match thanks to that! Danny DeCosta walks out of the room. Wayne Reid runs him over with the "Golf Cart of Plunder and Love." The glass jar full of dead wasps breaks open. Dead wasps scatter everywhere. Davis: Reid knocked DeCosta down with that golf cart, causing him to drop that jar of dead wasps! Briggs: Ugh. Wayne Reid gets off the Golf Cart and enters the SFWL Storage room. He sees the open box. Wayne Reid reaches down and pulls out...Glen Purchase's Fishing Jacket. A single nostalgic tear rolls down Wayne Reid's cheek. Davis: That jacket apparently bringing back a lot of memories for Reid. Briggs: I don't blame him - I miss old Glenn too. Hey...he's working an XPW show this weekend - we should go check it out. I heard Sabu's going to be there! Wayne Reid puts the Fishing Jacket on. He wipes a tear from his eye. Wayne Reid leaves the room. Wayne Reid ascends the Golf Cart. Wayne Reid flies off and land a splash on Danny DeCosta with the Fishing Jacket on. Davis: Wayne Reid splashing Danny DeCosta with that hook-covered jacket! He covers... Wayne Reid goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: But DeCosta lifts the shoulder! He's still in this match! Wayne Reid complains about a slow count. Wayne Reid walks back into the room. He reaches in the box and pulls out a gym sock full of billiard balls. Davis: We've seen him much damage ONE billiard ball can do, and there's half a dozen of them in that sock! Danny DeCosta is on his knees. Wayne Reid walks out of the room. Wayne Reid smacks Danny DeCosta over the head with the gym sock full of billiard balls. Briggs: Reid knocked him out cold! He covers... Wayne Reid goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: But DeCosta kicks out! Can NOTHING keep Danny DeCosta down?! Wayne Reid walks back into the room. Wayne Reid throws a handful of dead wasps out the door at Danny DeCosta. Briggs: I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. They're STILL more believable than a cookie sheet, though. He reaches into the box and pulls out...a guitar Wayne Reid brings it out of the room. Wayne Reid flips the guitar over. It reads "To Armageddon: Best of luck - from your pal, New Jack" on the back. Wayne Reid tunes the guitar. Danny DeCosta is on his knees. Wayne Reid plays a few notes. Wayne Reid goes to hit Danny DeCosta with the guitar. The guitar breaks long before even hitting Danny DeCosta. Davis: It's deja vu all over again! That guitar broke in mid-swing...Reid never even made contact with it! Wayne Reid shrugs. Wayne Reid knocks Danny DeCosta over the head with the neck of the guitar. Briggs: Reid makes the best of a bad situation, though, and clubs DeCosta with the remnants of the guitar! He covers... Wayne Reid goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: But he only gets two! Wayne Reid curses out Tim Rice. Briggs: And he's NOT happy about it! Tim Rice fires back with his own unfriendly words. Wayne Reid and Tim Rice get into a verbal fight. Danny DeCosta is getting back to his feet. Wayne Reid pushes Tim Rice. Tim Rice pushes Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid falls into the arms of Danny DeCosta. Davis: Tim Rice pushed Reid right into DeCosta's arms! Danny DeCosta locks Wayne Reid in for a Rock Bottom. Danny DeCosta smells the air. Danny DeCosta delivers the Rock Bottom on Wayne Reid. Briggs: ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! Danny DeCosta looks around. Danny DeCosta spots a fork lift. He walks over to the fork lift. He turns it on. Davis: What's he going to do NOW!? He drives it over to Wayne Reid. Danny DeCosta lowers the lift onto Wayne Reid. Briggs: DeCosta has Reid pinned under that forklift! Danny DeCosta tells Tim Rice to make the pin. Tim Rice is cracking up. Davis: Reid's shoulders are down, but Tim Rice is laughing too hard to count the pinfall! The camera man is zooming in on Wayne Reid's face. Wayne Reid is cringing in pain. Tim Rice won't stop laughing. Danny DeCosta backs the fork lift away. Danny DeCosta walks over to his Golf Cart. Danny DeCosta starts it back up. He drives over to where he left Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid is already in his, taking off down the hall. Briggs: And we've got us another cart chase! Danny DeCosta takes off after him. Wayne Reid has a mighty big lead. Wayne Reid turns the corner. Danny DeCosta finally gets to the end of the hallway about a minute later. Wayne Reid smacks Danny DeCosta's face with a 2x4 as he turns the corner. The 2x4 bends. Davis: Reid caught him with a two-by-four! Briggs: I didn't think a two-by-four could bend like that... Danny DeCosta falls off the Golf Cart. Wayne Reid shrugs at the 2x4. He throws it down and grabs another one from the pile of them. He smacks Danny DeCosta over the back with the 2x4. The 2x4 bends again. Davis: A devastating 2 by 4 shot! THAT'LL teach Reid to disrespect the United States of America! U-S-A! U-S-A! Briggs: What? Wayne Reid is starting to get frustrated. Wayne Reid picks up another 2x4. This time he waits for Danny DeCosta to get to his feet. Wayne Reid smacks Danny DeCosta over the head with the 2x4. The 2x4 bends in a 90 degree angle. Briggs: He LITERALLY wrapped that two-by-four around DeCosta's head...and DeCosta barely even NOTICED! Wayne Reid gives up and throws the 2x4 down the hall. Wayne Reid picks up the package wrapping beside the 2x4's. There's a postage label on it. The camera man zooms in to read it. It reads: "Plastic 2x4's 12 Units Send to Jim Duggan c/o World Championship Wrestling Atlanta, GA" Wayne Reid: SHIT! Wayne Reid rips up the package wrapping. Briggs: We should have known! Davis: Well, Duggan may not have received his two-by-fours, but he's still got the flag and his feud with an eeeevil Cuban...that should provide sufficient cheap face heat until another shipment can be sent out. Wayne Reid whips Danny DeCosta into the wall. Wayne Reid executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Danny DeCosta. Briggs: A wrestling move! An actual WRESTLING move! Wayne Reid goes for a swinging neck breaker, but Danny DeCosta blocks it. Danny DeCosta hits a backdrop driver on Wayne Reid. Davis: DeCosta spiked Reid down right on the top of his head! Danny DeCosta walks down the hallway. He spots a rack of long, lead pipes. Danny DeCosta grabs a couple of those pipes. Danny DeCosta smacks the back of Wayne Reid with a lead pipe. Briggs: DeCosta just drilled Reid right between the shoulders with that pipe! Danny DeCosta picks Wayne Reid up. Danny DeCosta whips Wayne Reid into one of the Golf Carts. Wayne Reid flips over it, and lands in the Golf Cart. Danny DeCosta gets in the Golf Cart and drives away. Davis: DeCosta driving that golf cart down the hallway, with Wayne Reid in the back! The camera man has no problem keeping up with them, walking right beside the Golf Cart. Danny DeCosta hits the brakes, making the Golf Cart come to a screeching halt. Wayne Reid goes flying into the front seats of the Golf Cart. Danny DeCosta punches Wayne Reid out of the Golf Cart. Wayne Reid crawls over to a door and opens it up. Danny DeCosta follows. Danny DeCosta goes flying out of the room. Wayne Reid walks out with a frying pan. Briggs: Reid was waiting for him with another frying pan! Davis: He must have stashed weapons all over this arena! Wayne Reid smacks Danny DeCosta over the head with the frying pan. Danny DeCosta falls back into the Golf Cart. Wayne Reid hits Danny DeCosta with the frying pan. The frying pan breaks. Davis: It BROKE! Reid just BROKE that frying pan over DeCosta's head! Wayne Reid walks back into the room. He walks back out, dragging a huge bag behind him. Briggs: Xanta Klaus is coming to town! Wayne Reid tosses the bag into the back of the Golf Cart. Wayne Reid climbs into the Golf Cart and takes off down the hall. Danny DeCosta gets up and sits in the other seat. Danny DeCosta starts unloading punches on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid swerves, crashing the Golf Cart into the wall. Davis: Reid deliberately driving that cart into the wall in an attempt to shake Danny DeCosta! Danny DeCosta drags Wayne Reid out of the Golf Cart. Danny DeCosta delivers a Northern Lights Bomb on Wayne Reid. Danny DeCosta looks around the hallway. Danny DeCosta finds a door and opens it. He walks back up with a canister marked gasoline. Davis: He's got a gas can! DeCosta's got a gas can! Wayne Reid is back on his feet. Danny DeCosta hits Wayne Reid over the head with the gasoline canister. Wayne Reid is out. Danny DeCosta starts pouring a liquid all over Wayne Reid's body. Briggs: He's drenching Wayne Reid with the contents of that can! He can't seriously be going to... Danny DeCosta slaps Wayne Reid across the face. Wayne Reid wakes up. Wayne Reid starts to get back to his feet. Danny DeCosta pulls a book of matches from his pocket. The lights a match and throws it on Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid is immediately engulfed in flames. Davis: Holy shit! He set him on fire! DeCosta SET WAYNE REID ON FIRE! Wayne Reid is running frantically down the hallway. Wayne Reid is running in circles. Wayne Reid stops, drops, and rolls...onto the beer caps. He's still on fire. Briggs: He can't put his shirt out! Wayne Reid is still engulfed in flames! Danny DeCosta pulls a fire extinguisher off the wall. He sprays Wayne Reid with it. Davis: Thank god...I think DeCosta realized that he went WAY too far there... Wayne Reid gets back on his feet. Danny DeCosta hits Wayne Reid over the head with the fire extinguisher. Briggs: Spoke too soon, Del. Danny DeCosta puts a foot on Wayne Reid's chest. Davis: DeCosta with an arrogant cover...and it looks like that's all he's going to need! Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Briggs: Reid kicked out! I don't know how, but Reid kicked out! Danny DeCosta argues with Tim Rice. Danny DeCosta looks to his right. He sees the entrance curtains leading to the ring. Danny DeCosta walks over to a production guy. They talk for a bit. They shake hands. Davis: What just happened there? Danny DeCosta walks back to Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid hits a leg trip on Danny DeCosta. Wayne Reid hooks a Camel Clutch on Danny DeCosta. Briggs: Reid trying to buy himself a few seconds of rest with the camel clutch! Danny DeCosta is struggling. Tim Rice asks Danny DeCosta if he gives up. Danny DeCosta doesn't respond. Davis: And DeCosta may be out! We may see this match end with, of all things, a Camel Clutch! Tim Rice lifts his arm...it falls. Tim Rice lifts his arm...it falls. Tim Rice lifts his arm...it stays up. Danny DeCosta fights out of it after 46 seconds. Briggs: DeCosta breaks free! Wayne Reid hits a vertical suplex on Danny DeCosta. Wayne Reid hits a piledriver on Danny DeCosta. Wayne Reid puts Danny DeCosta into the Golf Cart. Wayne Reid drives it towards the entrance curtains. Davis: Reid hauling Danny DeCosta toward the entryway! Wayne Reid drives the Golf Cart right down the entrance ramp. The fans go nuts. Wayne Reid continues to drive to the ring. Wayne Reid stops right before hitting the ring. Briggs: And right to the ring! Wayne Reid takes Danny DeCosta off the Golf Cart. Wayne Reid whips Danny DeCosta into the guardrail. Wayne Reid hits a piledriver on Danny DeCosta. Davis: Reid with a piledriver onto the cement floor at ringside! He covers... Wayne Reid goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, shoulder up. Briggs: But he only gets ONE! This is unbelievable! Wayne Reid throws Danny DeCosta into the ring. Davis: And this match has made its way into the ring! Wayne Reid grabs the bag on the back of the Golf Cart and throws it into the ring. Wayne Reid slides into the ring. Danny DeCosta is stumbling to his feet. Wayne Reid reaches into the bag and pulls out...a Balsa Wood Chair. Wayne Reid starts to chant, "SULL-I-VAN, SULL-I-VAN". The crowd chants along. Briggs: Wayne Reid bringing out the Sullivan Special! Wayne Reid breaks the Balsa Wood Chair over Danny DeCosta's head. Danny DeCosta isn't even fazed by it. Wayne Reid goes into the sack and pulls out another Balsa Wood Chair. Wayne Reid shatters the Balsa Wood Chair over Danny DeCosta. Danny DeCosta doesn't even care. Wayne Reid pulls out another Balsa Wood Chair. Wayne Reid breaks it over Danny DeCosta. Danny DeCosta laughs. Briggs: I guess he's hoping to get a sliver in DeCosta's eye or something... Wayne Reid kicks Danny DeCosta right in the groin. Briggs: Reid quick to improvise, though - when one cheap shot doesn't work, he quickly comes up with another! Wayne Reid executes a double arm suplex. Wayne Reid slides out of the ring. He pulls out a table from under the ring. Wayne Reid slides the table into the ring. Wayne Reid slides back into the ring. Davis: Reid bringing a table into the ring! Wayne Reid sets up the table. Wayne Reid places Danny DeCosta on the table. Briggs: He's got DeCosta set up, and...I don't BELIEVE this...he's headed to the top rope! Wayne Reid goes to the top rope. Danny DeCosta pulls something out of his pocket. Wayne Reid goes for a Tenta Special from the top rope. Danny DeCosta rolls off the table, throwing beer caps onto the table as he does so. Wayne Reid hits the table with the beer caps. The table breaks in half. Davis: He missed it again! For the second time tonight, Reid missed the Tenta Special in dramatic fashion, going right through that table! Briggs: And he landed on those beer caps again! Wayne Reid rolls around in the beer caps. Danny DeCosta signals at the entrance ramp. The cage suspended above the ring starts to come down. Briggs: That's the cage for the Intercontinental title match! Davis: THAT must have been what DeCosta was talking to that crew member about! He got him to lower the cage! Danny DeCosta goes into the bag and pulls out a bike lock. The cage is set in place. Wayne Reid is back to his feet. Danny DeCosta hits Wayne Reid over the head with the bike lock. Danny DeCosta drags Wayne Reid to a side of the cage. Danny DeCosta places Wayne Reid's arms in the bike lock. Danny DeCosta locks Wayne Reid onto the cage with the bike lock. Davis: Wayne Reid padlocked to the cage wall! This is NOT good! Danny DeCosta goes through the cage door. He walks over to the ring announcer. He grabs the chair from the ring announcer. Danny DeCosta reenters the cage. Danny DeCosta holds up the chair. Danny DeCosta smacks Wayne Reid with the chair. Briggs: We're seeing the finish of Spring Thing 1999s main event re-enacted here tonight - except this time, it's REID locked to the cage! Danny DeCosta hits Wayne Reid over the head with the chair. Danny DeCosta cracks Wayne Reid over the head with the chair. Wayne Reid's forehead is gushing blood. Danny DeCosta hits repeated shots over Wayne Reid's head with the chair. Davis: DeCosta just battering Reid with that steel chair! Wayne Reid is out cold. Danny DeCosta reaches into the bag and pulls out a pipe wrench. Danny DeCosta throws the pipe wrench at Wayne Reid, hitting him over the head. Briggs: He threw that pipe wrench right at Reid's head! Wayne Reid is wearing a crimson mask. Danny DeCosta goes through the cage door. Danny DeCosta goes under the ring. Danny DeCosta drags out...a ditch culvert. Davis: DeCosta's got a culvert! Danny DeCosta muscles the culvert onto the apron. Danny DeCosta slides it into the ring. Danny DeCosta reenters the cage. Danny DeCosta drags the culvert to the opposite side of Wayne Reid. Briggs: DeCosta setting up for the big finish! Danny DeCosta faces the crowd and taunts them. Wayne Reid suddenly awakens. Wayne Reid looks around to the fans. The fans are going nuts. Danny DeCosta thinks the cheers are for him. Wayne Reid breaks the bike lock. Wayne Reid hulks up. Davis: What in the...WAYNE REID IS BEING REVIVED BY THE CHEERS OF THE FANS! Briggs: And people complain about HIM being stuck in the eighties... Wayne Reid shakes the ropes. Wayne Reid points right at Danny DeCosta. Danny DeCosta turns around. Danny DeCosta hits Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid shakes his head and waves his finger at Danny DeCosta. Briggs: Whatcha gonna do, when the sixty-eight inch waistline comes crashin' down on YOU, brutha!!! Wayne Reid hits him with a clothesline. Wayne Reid runs into the ropes. Wayne Reid hits a shoulderblock. Wayne Reid hits a shoulderblock. Danny DeCosta falls. Wayne Reid whips Danny DeCosta into the ropes. Wayne Reid hits a Big Boot on Danny DeCosta. Wayne Reid hits the Big Leg Drop. Davis: The Big Leg Drop! It's OVER! This match is OVER! "Big" Paul Briggs chuckles. Wayne Reid points at the culvert. Wayne Reid drags the culvert over to one of the corners. Wayne Reid drags Danny DeCosta towards the culvert. Wayne Reid stuffs Danny DeCosta into the culvert. Briggs: Danny DeCosta stuffed headfirst into that culvert! Wayne Reid climbs to the middle rope at the other end of the culvert. Davis: And Wayne Reid's waiting at the other end! Danny DeCosta is wiggling through the culvert. Danny DeCosta pokes through the other side of the culvert. He's half way through it. Danny DeCosta looks up to see Wayne Reid's ass. Briggs: That's the stuff of nightmares right there! Danny DeCosta screams. Wayne Reid hits the Northern Exposure on Danny DeCosta. Davis: Northern Exposure! Reid hit the Northern Exposure on Danny DeCosta before he could climb all the way out of that culvert! Wayne Reid pulls Danny DeCosta out of the culvert. Danny DeCosta is out cold. The cage starts to rise. Briggs: The cage being raised back to the ceiling before these two destroy it completely! Wayne Reid goes to the outside. Wayne Reid pulls a table out from under the ring. He slides it into the ring. Wayne Reid grabs a utility ladder by the guardrail. He slides that in. Davis: Reid bringing a table AND a ladder into the ring! Wayne Reid sets up the ladder. Wayne Reid sets up the table underneath the ladder. Wayne Reid hits a sitdown piledriver on Danny DeCosta. Briggs: Sit-out piledriver! I can't believe it! Reid just hit a move that requires actual SKILL! Wayne Reid puts Danny DeCosta on the table. Wayne Reid ascends the ladder. Wayne Reid reaches the top of the ladder. Davis: He's all the way at the top of that ladder! What the hell is Wayne Reid thinking!? The fans are going crazy. Wayne Reid points down at Danny DeCosta. Wayne Reid hits the Tenta Special off the top of the ladder. Wayne Reid lands right on Danny DeCosta. The table is broken in half. Briggs: TENTA SPECIAL OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER! Davis: Reid just hit the Tenta Special, FROM TWENTY FEET IN THE AIR! He just CRUSHED DeCosta! Wayne Reid crosses his arms over his chest as he remains seated on DeCosta. Davis: It's ALL academic from here! Tim Rice is in position... Tim Rice counts: One, two, three. The winner is Wayne Reid. Time of match: 00:33:20. Briggs: And it's OVER! Wayne Reid has won the Plundah and Love match with a Tenta Special from TWENTY FEET UP, through a table! Davis: This match will NOT soon be forgotten! Wayne Reid staggers to his feet. Danny DeCosta is barely moving. (("Bad Meets Evil" by Eminem hits the speakers. Out runs Jay Money, complete with new attire and new entrance music. Also in his hand is a blue steel chair. He runs all the way straight into the ring)) Davis: No! He's not seriously...not after THAT match! Jay Money grabs DeCosta, picks him up, then gives him a chair shot in the head. Jay Money then begins stomping furiously at his upper body. Jay Money to the top turnbuckle. He executes a diving Moonsault on DeCosta. He positions the chair, then picks DeCosta up. Jay Money body slams DeCosta onto the chair. Jay Money stands over the fallen body of DeCosta yelling. Briggs: This is LOW! DeCosta can't even fight back! He then turns to Wayne Reid. Davis: And now he's going after Reid! Jay Money grabs Wayne Reid and begins to punch him. He kicks Reid in the midsection. Jay Money hits a DDT. He takes the chair from under the fallen DeCosta and positions it again. He picks up Reid and calls for the Money Maker. He executes the Money Maker on Reid onto the chair. Jay Money executes the Money Maker on DeCosta. Davis: Both men assaulted by Jay Money! ((Jay Money walks over to the edge of ring and asks for a microphone.)) Jay Money- What did I tell you all!!! ((crowd goes ballistic)) I specifically told you that I would be around to make my mark at this epic PPV event. And you had better believe that this had been in the works for a long time. You see, first off, there is "Fella's bitch" DeCosta. I had to do it, I mean, after he decided that his career wasn't worthwhile to the SFWL. He figured if he would interrupt a match of one of the up and comers in the SFWL, namely, me, that he might get over. Well, sorry to spoil your little "dream world" Danny, but the only thing you've done is pissed me off even more. The warning was out, I told everyone, including you, that I would have vengeance. And if you thought that little attack from the week before was it, then it appears as though you've been corrected. So Danny, it appears as though the judges have spoken... it's your turn to be judged... DEATH PENALTY!!! ((Jay Money mocks a fallen DeCosta. He turns to Wayne Reid, who is also down.)) JayMoney- As for Reid, well, you can just say he found himself at the wrong place at the wrong time. He happened to be the other man in the ring when I had chosen to make my point to the League. It's nothing personal, Reid, at least not with you. But I figured that the message needed to be sent, and this was the only way to do it. It was necessary to completely decimated two of the SFWL's veterans. Now that the first step has been taken, it appears as though there is one thing left. I've destroyed Danny DeCosta twice already, and it's only fair that I give him ample opportunity to show me what he's made of... INSIDE THE RING. So come on, Danny. Or will your true colors once again shine bright?? It's up to you. So, SFWL, you have seen what has now revealed itself. The time of success is now. It's Money-Time...YOU CAN PUT YOUR MONEY ON IT!!!! (("Bad Meets Evil" hits the speakers again as Jay Money throws the mic at the fallen DeCosta and walks back towards his locker room.)) Davis: An dastardly attack by Jay Money! Neither man had a CHANCE of defending themselves after what they put each other through, and Money KNEW that! Briggs: Well, that's it for us for a while - we'll be back later to bring you the Five Star Challenge, but, until then, we're going to send this back over to our broadcast colleagues. Enjoy the rest of the show, folks! [The shot changes to Trevor "Blackjack" Blackburn and Bobby Weatherbottom seated behind an announcement table in the National Car Rental Center in Fort Lauderdale. Blackburn wears his flowing black hair in a ponytail, has reflective black sunglasses over his eyes, and is dressed in a orange "Lifeguard" T-shirt with blue shorts. Weatherbottom has round sunglasses with the lenses popped up, a smidge of sunscreen on his nose, and has a "Club Med" tanktop on, showing off his pale and skinny arms. They smile at the camera and adjust their headsets as the fans scream behind them.] Blackburn: Hello, everyone! Trevor "Blackjack" Blackburn here, with Bobby Weatherbottom, and we're live here at the National Car Rental Center, home of some of the greatest fans in the world! And tonight, we've got a great one lined up for you, as you've no doubt already seen in our last number of matches! Weatherbottom: And next up, we're going to keep things hot with a match for the Intercontinental belt! There is a lot of history behind this one, so allow me to fill you in! Some time ago, the Brahmin was the Intercontinental title holder and a member of the illustrious BMFs! These days, though, the BMF stable is history... as is Brahmin's title reign! Blackburn: Mike Torment rose from the rookie ranks to claim the Intercontinental belt, and has held onto it despite numerous challenges from several of the SFWL's up-and-comers! But despite the determination of some of the most ambitious challengers, none could meet the Brahmin as he returned to the SFWL with a single mission: to recover the Intercontinental championship! Weatherbottom: And here tonight, the Brahmin has been granted a chance! It's put-up or shut-up time for the Boston native, and a win or loss here could decide not just his direction in terms of Intercontinental belt competition, but also his overall career in the League! Blackburn: Torment as well would be well to hang on to that gold and maintain his stance as one of the best things to come out of the SFWL in 2000, because we all know that he has his eyes on another belt which will be up for grabs later on... the SFWL World Championship! Weatherbottom: Well, folks, here we go, as both men head out to the squared circle! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Heather... From New York City, New York... Weighing in at 285 pounds... "Beethoven's Ninth Symphony" plays melodically over the loudspeakers as Mike Torment and his valet, Heather, step out from the locker room. Mike has long blonde hair that's tied into a ponytail, and blue eyes. He has long black tights with lightning bolts down the side. A silk white robe that says "TORMENT" written in black letters on the back covers his attire. He walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans, and engaging in some conversation with Heather. Heather is the typical valet. 5'6, 110 lbs., long blonde hair, blue eyes. The two of them get to the ring, as Mike climbs in and poses for the crowd until the match begins. The SFWL Intercontinental Champion... Mike Torment His opponent... Fighting out of Boston, Massachusetts... Weighing in at 236 pounds... As the house lights dim, red and purple spotlights start up. "Master of Puppets" by Metallica hits, and there is a small explosion of pyro as the Brahmin emerges from the entranceway. The Brahmin stands a little more than six feet tall, and weighs around 235 pounds. While he does not have a really visible musculature, he is in excellent shape. The Brahmin has brown hair, which goes down to just past his shoulders, brown eyes, and several small scars on his face. He is garbed in a red Brahmin T-shirt, black jeans and black combat boots, all under a long brown trenchcoat. On the back of the trenchcoat, in large red lettering, it says "Feel the Sorrow". In his left hand, he holds his trademark weapon, a Singapore cane. The Brahmin walks slowly to the ring, ignoring the (mostly booing) fans and taking the time to size up his opponent. When he reaches the ring, the Brahmin climbs one of the turnbuckles and raises the Singapore cane to the crowd, which meets him with a chorus of boos. The Brahmin shrugs, gets down, and walks to his corner. He then removes his trenchcoat, puts down the cane, and awaits the start of the match. The Brahmin They lock up. Blackburn: Both men with looks of confidence and iron will painted on their expressions! The Brahmin whips Mike Torment into the ropes. The Brahmin hits Mike Torment with a clothesline. The Brahmin goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Mike Torment counters it with a crucifix. Blackburn: The Brahmin was going strong, but he just got flipped onto his shoulders with that jumping crucifix cradle! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Weatherbottom: And a two count! Mike Torment goes for a fisherman suplex, but The Brahmin counters it with a small package. Blackburn: Both men looking for early pins! Torment tried to lock on the classic fisherman suplex, but the Brahmin wrapped him up in the small package! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, shoulder up. Blackburn: Lots of suspense right away! Both these men have come close to ending the match! The Brahmin hits a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Mike Torment. Blackburn: Beautiful flapjack by the Brahmin! Torment landed right on his chest! Brahmin turns him over, lateral press... Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, shoulder up. Weatherbottom: And all these fans catch their breath! The Brahmin leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. The Brahmin sets up the chair. Blackburn: Brahmin throwing down the chair and going after the recovering Torment... The Brahmin hits Mike Torment with a tiger suplex onto the chair. Weatherbottom: And Torment's shoulders land on the chair! Kerrigan is there to count... Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Blackburn: And the champ is able to kick out of that! Mike Torment sits up. Kevin Kerrigan removes the chair from the ring. Mike Torment goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Brahmin counters it with a punch. The Brahmin whips Mike Torment into the ropes, but Mike Torment reverses it. Mike Torment hits The Brahmin with a clothesline. The Brahmin falls out of the ring. Blackburn: Hard hit to the neck sends the Brahmin flying to the outside! Mike Torment goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Brahmin hits a double underhook faceslam on Mike Torment. Weatherbottom: The Brahmin with the Pedigree! The Brahmin is handed a baseball bat. The Brahmin hits him with the baseball bat. Blackburn: Cripes! Did you hear that wood bat crack against Torment's skull? A portion of the crowd is cheering The Brahmin. Mike Torment is busted wide open. Weatherbottom: Torment bleeding from the head after that thunderous bat shot! The Brahmin grabs a chair. The Brahmin sets up the chair. Blackburn: The Brahmin balancing the chair across his shoulder... The Brahmin nails Mike Torment with the Ace Crusher onto the chair. Blackburn: Oh my God! The Brahmin planted Torment's skull right into that chair on his shoulder! The Brahmin hits Mike Torment with the Ace Crusher. Blackburn: And another one! The Brahmin pulling a table out from under the ring! The Brahmin sets up a table. The Brahmin whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Brahmin is busted wide open. Weatherbottom: And Torment socks the Brahmin hard in the mouth, busting up his upper lip! Mike Torment whips The Brahmin into the guardrail. Mike Torment executes a double-arm DDT on The Brahmin. Blackburn: Torment hits the double-arm DDT on the Brahmin! Stands up, places his arm across the Brahmin's chest, probably looking for his finisher... Mike Torment goes for the Apocalypse, but The Brahmin counters it with a backward kick. Weatherbottom: And Brahmin fights out of there with a backward kick to the shin! The Brahmin goes for the Southie Stunner, but Mike Torment counters it with a backdrop. Heather comes from behind, but The Brahmin nails Heather. Mike Torment uses a double underhook suplex on The Brahmin. Blackburn: Torment avenging his valet with a butterfly suplex! Mike Torment whips The Brahmin into the guardrail. Mike Torment throws The Brahmin back into the ring. Mike Torment goes for an Aztecan suplex, but The Brahmin blocks it. The Brahmin hits Mike Torment. The Brahmin acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The Brahmin kicks Mike Torment. The Brahmin is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Brahmin punches Mike Torment. The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Brahmin. Mike Torment chops The Brahmin. The Brahmin punches Mike Torment. The cheers for The Brahmin are drowning out the boos. Mike Torment punches The Brahmin. A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Torment. Blackburn: As these two guys exchange blows, the fans can't seem to pick a favorite! Mike Torment hits The Brahmin. Mike Torment whips The Brahmin into the ropes. Mike Torment locks The Brahmin in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Blackburn: Drop toe hold into a leglock! Torment has a good, firm hold on that right leg of the Brahmin's! Mike Torment lets go after 12 seconds. Blackburn: And he... lets go? Weatherbottom: Trust me, Trevor, sometimes it's just worth it to drain your opponent with a solid leg and knee offense, so you can get back to the real grappling! Mike Torment puts The Brahmin in a half Boston. Blackburn: Torment working on that right leg of the Brahmin's... The Brahmin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mike Torment takes The Brahmin down with a Soviet suplex. Mike Torment uses a belly-to-belly suplex on The Brahmin. Mike Torment places The Brahmin on the turnbuckle. Mike Torment takes The Brahmin down with a belly-to-belly superplex. Blackburn: Belly-to-belly superplex! Off the top turnbuckle! Amazing move right there! Mike Torment runs into the ropes. Mike Torment goes for an Asai leg lariat, but The Brahmin side-steps and Mike Torment only hits air. Weatherbottom: No one there for the leg lariat! Mike Torment sits up. Blackburn: But the champ is back on his feet! A portion of the crowd is cheering Mike Torment. Mike Torment goes for a heart punch, but The Brahmin blocks it. Blackburn: The Brahmin grabs the fist, wraps it behind Torment's back, finds the other arm... The Brahmin executes a double underhook faceslam on Mike Torment. Blackburn: ...and turns it into a underhook face driver! The Brahmin goes for a clothesline, but Mike Torment counters it with a Gorilla Press. Mike Torment goes for a scorpion deathlock, but The Brahmin blocks it. The Brahmin goes for a punch, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment goes for a backdrop driver, but The Brahmin counters it with a backward kick. Blackburn: Lots of counters out there! These men have no doubt spent days studying each other's styles, just to be able to keep themselves protected from each other's hard-hitting arsenal! The Brahmin throws Mike Torment out of the ring. The Brahmin jumps onto him with a Space Flying Tiger Drop. Weatherbottom: OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! Blackburn: The infamous Space Flying Tiger Drop, one of the moves you don't get to see often anywhere else! It's a handspring cross body block to the outside, and I've only seen one other man do that, Tiger Mask, and trust me, you'd be hard pressed to find it anywhere else but here... on SFWL! The Brahmin knocks Mike Torment into the ringsteps. The Brahmin sets up Mike Torment on the table. The Brahmin tries to drive Mike Torment through the table with the Southie Stunner, but he blocks it. Blackburn: Torment blocked it! Torment blocked it! It looked like he was headed for that table, but Torment prevented it from the last minute! The Brahmin is stunned! Mike Torment catches The Brahmin totally by surprise. A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Torment. Mike Torment goes for the Apocalypse, but The Brahmin counters it with a German suplex. Blackburn: Torment setting up for the sidewalk slam part of the Apocalypse, but the Brahmin wraps his arms around him and puts him over on his back! The cheers for The Brahmin are drowning out the boos. The Brahmin hits a DDT on Mike Torment. The Brahmin uses a double underhook faceslam on Mike Torment. Weatherbottom: DDT followed by another Pedigree! Torment is almost done! Heather comes from behind, but The Brahmin nails Heather. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Torment hits The Brahmin with a backdrop. Mike Torment hits a backbreaker on The Brahmin. Heather comes from behind, but The Brahmin nails Heather. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Torment reenters the ring. The Brahmin follows him back in. Mike Torment goes for a kneelock submission, but The Brahmin blocks it. The Brahmin throws Mike Torment out of the ring. The Brahmin jumps onto him with a Flying Senton Backsplash. Blackburn: ANOTHER daring, simply awesome move by the Brahmin! No one does better dives than this man, right here! The Brahmin executes a backbreaker on Mike Torment. The Brahmin goes for a flying legdrop, but Mike Torment rolls out of the way. Weatherbottom: And the Brahmin crashes on his tailbone right on the concrete! That'll slow him down! Mike Torment reenters the ring. The Brahmin follows him back in. Mike Torment catches The Brahmin in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Weatherbottom: There's that leglock again! I don't think Torment is going to let go this time! The Brahmin is struggling to reach the ropes. The Brahmin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mike Torment takes The Brahmin down with a cobra clutch suplex. Blackburn: Cobra clutch suplex sends the Brahmin down hard! Mike Torment goes for a half Boston, but The Brahmin blocks it. The Brahmin leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. The Brahmin sets up the chair. The Brahmin goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Mike Torment counters it with a crucifix. Blackburn: Torment pushing down in the nick of time, forcing Brahmin down on his shoulders! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Weatherbottom: And we almost had an ending right there! Mike Torment goes for a Soviet suplex, but The Brahmin blocks it. Kevin Kerrigan removes the chair from the ring. The Brahmin goes for a backbreaker, but Mike Torment counters it with a facerake. Mike Torment uses a backbreaker on The Brahmin. Mike Torment is starting to get more cheers than boos. Mike Torment goes for a Canadian backbreaker, but The Brahmin blocks it. Blackburn: And the Brahmin wisely prevents the inverted shoulder rack backbreaker! The Brahmin throws Mike Torment out of the ring. The Brahmin jumps onto him with a Space Flying Tiger Drop. Weatherbottom: There is that super crazy drop of the Brahmin's! Lots of velocity as he springs off the ropes after two cartwheels! The cheers for The Brahmin are drowning out the boos. The Brahmin whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Heather comes from behind and distracts The Brahmin. Mike Torment goes for a fisherman suplex, but The Brahmin blocks it. The Brahmin whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. The Brahmin hits Mike Torment with a backbreaker. The Brahmin reenters the ring. Mike Torment follows him back in. The Brahmin hits Mike Torment with a snap mare. Blackburn: Snap mare takeover... The Brahmin runs into the ropes. The Brahmin misses with a kick. Mike Torment hits The Brahmin with a clothesline. Mike Torment whips The Brahmin into the ropes, but The Brahmin reverses it. The Brahmin hits Mike Torment with a shoulderblock. The Brahmin is going for the pin. Blackburn: A hard, hard shoulderblock! Torment hits the canvas like a hammer on a nail, and the Brahmin is going with a lateral press! Torment isn't getting up! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new champ... Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Weatherbottom: No! Close, close two count! This is a whopper of a match! The Brahmin leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. The Brahmin sets up the chair. The Brahmin executes a fallaway slam onto the chair on Mike Torment. Blackburn: The Brahmin picks up the champ, throws him over his head and onto that chair! The Brahmin goes for a flying legdrop, but Mike Torment rolls out of the way. Blackburn: Brahmin hits that sore tailbone again! Between his worked leg and a sore lower back, I don't think we're going to see anymore Space Flying Tiger Drops! Mike Torment throws The Brahmin out of the ring. Mike Torment jumps onto him with a running elbowdrop. Weatherbottom: Torment dives out of the ring with a running elbowdrop! Heather comes from behind and distracts The Brahmin. Weatherbottom: Heather tapping the Brahmin on the shoulder... Mike Torment goes for the Apocalypse, but The Brahmin counters it with a German suplex. The cheers for The Brahmin are drowning out the boos. Blackburn: And there's that counter again! The Brahmin goes for a fisherman suplex, but Mike Torment counters it with a small package. Mike Torment is handed a frying pan. Blackburn: Heather finds a pan and hands it to her man! Mike Torment takes a swing at The Brahmin with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. The Brahmin snatches the frying pan from him. The Brahmin hits him with the frying pan. Weatherbottom: But Torment's the one who gets clocked with it! The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Brahmin. The Brahmin sets up the chair. The Brahmin goes for a DDT, but Mike Torment blocks it. Blackburn: The Brahmin trying for that DDT onto a chair, but it doesn't happen! Mike Torment whips The Brahmin into the guardrail. Heather comes from behind and distracts The Brahmin. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on The Brahmin on the concrete floor. Blackburn: APOCALYPSE! Heather distracted the Brahmin, and Torment is able to hit that sidewalk slam into a backbreaker! The Brahmin is done for on the hard concrete! Weatherbottom: It might be finished from here! I don't see any motion from the challenger! Mike Torment is starting to get more cheers than boos. The Brahmin is out cold. Mike Torment is starting to get more cheers than boos. Mike Torment uses a kneebreaker on The Brahmin. Mike Torment uses a fisherman suplex on The Brahmin. Heather comes from behind and distracts The Brahmin. Blackburn: The Brahmin was just about to get up when Heather comes over and distracts him! Mike Torment whips The Brahmin into the guardrail. Mike Torment goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Brahmin counters it with a facerake. The Brahmin whips Mike Torment into the guardrail. The Brahmin goes for the Southie Stunner, but Mike Torment counters it with a backdrop. Blackburn: And the Brahmin unable to come back! Mike Torment uses a Soviet suplex on The Brahmin. Mike Torment executes a double underhook backbreaker on The Brahmin. Heather comes from behind and distracts The Brahmin. Mike Torment executes a backdrop driver on The Brahmin. Blackburn: Hot damn! Hard backdrop driver by Torment! This team of Heather and Torment gives the champ the upper hand by far! Mike Torment is handed brass knuckles. Mike Torment hits him with the knuckles. Mike Torment is starting to get more cheers than boos. Mike Torment reenters the ring. The Brahmin follows him back in. The Brahmin brings the knuckles into the ring. Weatherbottom: The Brahmin is out of it, that Apocalypse still keeping him halfway here, and that knuckle shot made him see some pretty birdies! Blackburn: But he held onto them! He's trying to pocket them... Mike Torment executes a dropkick to the knee on The Brahmin. Blackburn: Oooo! But a dropkick to the knee puts the Brahmin on the mat! Weatherbottom: And he dropped the knuckles! Torment picks them up... Mike Torment hits him with the knuckles. Mike Torment acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Mike Torment hits him with brass knuckles. Blackburn: Ouch! Ouch! Those hard shots to the right thigh! Torment back on that leg again! Mike Torment gets a figure-four leglock on The Brahmin. Weatherbottom: And that's WHY! Classic figure-four could spell the end! The Brahmin is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Brahmin's shoulders are on the mat. Blackburn: The Brahmin looks like he just passed out from all the pain he has been going through! His back is down! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, three. Mike Torment is starting to get more cheers than boos. Blackburn: And that's all! Torment retains his Intercontinental belt! The winner is Mike Torment. Time of match: 0:14:44 Blackburn: A grueling match for both sides, but in the end, Torment was able to pull ahead, thanks in part to his wise strategy of working on that right leg of the Brahmin's, which made submission a piece of cake when he finally locked on the figure-four! Weatherbottom: Of course, Heather proved to be more than just eye candy at ringside, as her distractions really showed that she is one of the primary factors in any of Torment's matches! I'm sure she and Torment are going to head down to the Lovenasium and celebrate this hard-won victory! Davis: We're back, folks, and it's time for tonight's next match! Briggs: This one's going to be a classic, folks - a Five Star Challenge match between Brian Bowers and "Suicide" Steve Fella! Three different matches, three different sets of stipulations, featuring two of the SFWL's top superstars! Davis: Bowers and Fella have a lot in common. They're both former multiple SFWL title-holders, they're both VERY outspoken individuals, and they both want to get back to the top of the league! Briggs: To review, this match consists of three falls, with the winner being the first man to score two falls. The first match will be Steve Fella's specialty - a ladder match - with $500,000 dollars suspended above the ring! The second match will be fought, by request of Brian Bowers, under Quebec Rules! And the third, should it be required, will pit the No More Apologies against the Fella Sit-Down in a submission match! Davis: The preparations are in place for the first match of the Five Star Challenge! SFWL crew members have suspended a briefcase containing $500,000 in cash from the rafters...a ladder has been brought to ringside...this match is ready to get underway! Let's go to the ring! The following contest is a Five Star Challenge scheduled for the best two out of three falls. This contest is a ladder-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match.. Introducing first... From Denver, Colorado... Weighing in at 220 pounds... "Suicide" Steve Fella "Explotation" by the EuroBox Band blares over the P.A. system. The fans jump to their feet and pop as the lights in the arena dim down. Laser lights go off in the arena as two spotlights on the floor of the entrance ramp come on towards the entrance curtains. Out steps "Suicide" Steve Fella wearing black jeans, a cut off red spandex top, and a pair of black shades. Steve Fella stops right outside the curtains and crosses his arms over his chest. He looks around at the thousands cheering his name and then continues on to the ring. Steve Fella slides in under the bottom rope and immediately goes to the second rope of one of the turnbuckles. Steve Fella removes his shades revealing his baby blue eyes which makes the ladies in the crowd go crazy. Steve Fella drops the shades to the ring attendant down below as he steps back down onto the canvas. Fella warms up by tugging on the ropes and bouncing off of them as he waits for the match to start. His opponent... Led to the ring by Kate "Sascha" Elliot... Hailing from Sudbury, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 284 pounds... Brian Bowers "Everybody Knows" by Leonard Cohen begins blaring over the PA as Brian Bowers emerges from the entryway, accompanied by Kate "Sascha" Elliot and carrying a steel chair under his arm. Both Brian Bowers and Kate Elliot are dressed in their traditional ring attire - torn, weather-beaten khakis, Doc Martens boots, and True North "Your Push Stops HERE!" T-shirts. Bowers and Elliot slowly make their way to the ring, stopping frequently to ridicule fans, tear signs, and occasionally knock someone's drink into their lap. Brian Bowers climbs into the ring through the ropes, attempting to bring the chair into the ring with him. This is prevented by the referee, however. Brian Bowers leaves the chair on the outside and enters the ring. Once inside, he casually leans on the ropes, awaiting the start of the match. They lock up. Brian Bowers chops Steve Fella. Steve Fella kicks Brian Bowers. A small "Steve Fella" chant is being started. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with a headbutt. Brian Bowers begs off. Davis: Brian Bowers keeping his distance in the early going. Steve Fella hits a kick to the midsection on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Brian Bowers. Briggs: JACKASS DROP! We're less than a MINUTE in, and Fella just hit the JACKASS DROP! JACKASS! Steve Fella tries to climb the ladder. Davis: Fella climbing the ladder - this could be over already! Steve Fella is on his way up. Brian Bowers knocks him off the ladder. Briggs: Brian Bowers knocks Fella off the ladder! Brian Bowers kicks Steve Fella. Davis: And doesn't hesitate to kick him while he's down! A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Bowers. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers. The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers. The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with a moonsault bodyblock. Briggs: Moonsault bodyblock by Fella absolutely FLATTENS Bowers! A small "Steve Fella" chant is being started. Steve Fella executes a DDT on Brian Bowers. The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella raises his arms and yells at the crowd.. A small "Steve Fella" chant is being started. Steve Fella executes a standing moonsault on Brian Bowers. Davis: A phenomenal display of agility by Steve Fella, as he hits a FLAWLESS standing moonsault! Steve Fella is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Steve Fella throws Brian Bowers out of the ring. Briggs: Bowers sent over the top... Steve Fella jumps onto him with a head tope. Davis: And Fella follows him out with a Tope Suicida! Steve Fella knocks Brian Bowers into the ringpost. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Brian Bowers on the concrete floor. Briggs: Another JACKASS DROP! And THIS one was on the CONCRETE! The first JACKASS DROP didn't get Fella the win, but this JACKASS DROP will! JACKASS! JACKASS! Steve Fella knocks Brian Bowers into the ringsteps. They're brawling inside the ring area. Steve Fella reenters the ring. Brian Bowers follows him back in. Davis: Both men re-entering the ring... Steve Fella goes for a jumping DDT, but Brian Bowers counters it with a backdrop. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a jawbreaker. Brian Bowers goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Steve Fella rolls out of the way. Briggs: Brian Bowers missed the elbowdrop! Steve Fella takes Brian Bowers down with a double underhook piledriver. Davis: And Steve Fella is quick to capitalize! The crowd is cheering on Steve Fella. Steve Fella gives him a belly-to-belly suplex, but Brian Bowers doesn't even care. Brian Bowers hits a fisherman buster on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Brian Bowers puts Steve Fella in a chokehold. Briggs: Bowers choking Fella out! Steve Fella escapes from the hold after being trapped for 8 seconds. Brian Bowers tries to climb the ladder. Davis: And he makes a move for the ladder! Brian Bowers is on his way up. Brian Bowers is half-way up. Brian Bowers is almost on top of the ladder. Steve Fella knocks him off the ladder. Briggs: But Fella knocks it out from underneath him! Steve Fella uses a kick to the midsection on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Brian Bowers. Briggs: And there's JACKASS DROP number three! Fella has hit the JACKASS DROP three times so far tonight! The crowd is really behind Steve Fella. Steve Fella tries to climb the ladder. Davis: Fella ascending that ladder...and Bowers isn't moving! He may have this match won! Steve Fella is on his way up. Steve Fella is half-way up. Steve Fella is almost on top of the ladder. Brian Bowers pulls him back down. Briggs: Bowers pulls him down! Steve Fella kicks Brian Bowers. Davis: Fella puts him back down on the mat with a stiff kick! The crowd is really behind Steve Fella. Brian Bowers kicks Steve Fella. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella. Brian Bowers tries to climb the ladder. Briggs: Bowers going for that briefcase! Brian Bowers is on his way up. Steve Fella knocks over the ladder with a spear. Davis: But Fella knocks the ladder down! Steve Fella uses a spear on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella hits a Vader attack on Brian Bowers. There are lots of chants for Steve Fella. Steve Fella goes for a Vader attack, but Brian Bowers counters it with a fist to the midsection. Brian Bowers executes an armbar takedown on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers sets the ladder back up. Briggs: Brian Bowers repositioning that ladder... Brian Bowers tries to climb the ladder. Brian Bowers is on his way up. Steve Fella pulls him back down. Davis: But Fella's still got plenty of fight left1 Brian Bowers goes for the No More Apologies, but Steve Fella counters it with a backdrop. Steve Fella kicks Brian Bowers. The crowd is really behind Steve Fella. Brian Bowers punches Steve Fella. Brian Bowers kicks Steve Fella. Briggs: Bowers and Fella brawling underneath that ladder. A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Steve Fella misses with a clothesline. Brian Bowers executes a clothesline on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers goes for a jumping DDT, but Steve Fella counters it with a backdrop. Davis: Fella sends him up and over with a backdrop! Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with a moonsault bodyblock. Briggs: Then takes him down again with a moonsault bodyblock! Steve Fella tries to climb the ladder. Steve Fella is on his way up. Steve Fella is half-way up. Davis: Fella more than halfway up that ladder! Steve Fella is almost on top of the ladder. Steve Fella is in grabbing distance. Briggs: The briefcase is within Fella's reach! Brian Bowers pulls him back down. Davis: But Bowers pulls him off the ladder at the last possible second! Steve Fella hits a kick to the midsection on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella goes for the Jackass Drop, but Brian Bowers counters it with the Stone Cold Stunner. Davis: Fella going for another Jackass Drop, but Bowers countered it with the Stunner! Brian Bowers is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with an enzuigiri. Brian Bowers is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a fisherman buster. Briggs: Fella dropped right on his head with the fisherman buster! Brian Bowers is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Brian Bowers hits a fisherman suplex on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers further incites the crowd. Brian Bowers tries to climb the ladder. Davis: Brian Bowers looking for the win here... Brian Bowers is on his way up. Steve Fella pulls him back down. Briggs: But Fella's back up! Brian Bowers leaves the ring. He returns with a keyboard. Davis: Bowers bringing a weapon in now... Brian Bowers takes a swing at Steve Fella with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Steve Fella snatches the keyboard from him. Steve Fella hits him with the keyboard. Briggs: But Fella lays him out with it! Steve Fella has the crowd going wild. Bob Leardi throws the keyboard out of the ring. Steve Fella whips Brian Bowers into the ropes. Brian Bowers misses with a clothesline. Brian Bowers misses with a clothesline. Steve Fella misses with a shoulderblock. Steve Fella misses with an elbow. Davis: Neither man able to connect! Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella with a clothesline. Brian Bowers uses a power bomb on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Brian Bowers misses with a clothesline. Steve Fella goes for a spear, but Brian Bowers side-steps and Steve Fella only hits air. Brian Bowers catches Steve Fella in a dragon sleeper. Briggs: He locks on the Dragon Sleeper! Steve Fella tries to escape the hold. Steve Fella escapes from the hold after being trapped for 10 seconds. Davis: But Fella easily powers his way out! Brian Bowers leaves the ring. He returns with brass knuckles. Briggs: And now he's got a set of knucks! Brian Bowers hits him with the knuckles. Numerous fans are using Brian Bowers for target practice. Brian Bowers uses an Asai leg lariat on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers hits a low blow on Steve Fella. Davis: Cheap shot! Bowers takes him down with a low blow! Brian Bowers whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle. Brian Bowers charges into the corner. Brian Bowers goes for a kick to the midsection, but Steve Fella counters it with a legsweep. Brian Bowers begs off. Kate "Sascha" Elliot enters the ring and hits Steve Fella with the billiard ball in a sock. Steve Fella is out cold. Briggs: And now Elliot nailed him with that billiard ball! Davis: It kind of seems odd to see Steve Fella as the one BEING cheated, instead of the one doing the cheating! Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with an Asai leg lariat. Brian Bowers tries to climb the ladder. Briggs: Bowers making another run for the money... Brian Bowers is on his way up. Brian Bowers is half-way up. Brian Bowers is almost on top of the ladder. Brian Bowers is in grabbing distance. Steve Fella knocks over the ladder with a clothesline. Davis: But Fella sends the ladder - and Brian Bowers along with it - crashing to the mat! The chants for Steve Fella are deafening. Steve Fella goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Brian Bowers misses with a clothesline. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella with an elbow. Brian Bowers sets the ladder back up. Briggs: Bowers setting that ladder up again, but Fella's already back on his feet! Brian Bowers tries to climb the ladder. Brian Bowers is on his way up. Brian Bowers is half-way up. Steve Fella pulls him back down. Davis: Bowers sent back down to the mat! Steve Fella gives him a headbutt, but Brian Bowers only stares at him. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Briggs: Fella setting up that steel chair! Steve Fella sets up the chair. Steve Fella gives him a DDT, but Brian Bowers only stares at him. Davis: But Brian Bowers just shrugs off a DDT right onto it! Brian Bowers goes for a knifehand chop, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella executes a kick to the midsection on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Brian Bowers. Briggs: But he didn't shrug THAT off..."Suicide" Steve Fella put Bowers down with JACKASS DROP number four, and he's on his way up the ladder! Steve Fella tries to climb the ladder. Steve Fella is on his way up. Steve Fella is half-way up. Steve Fella is almost on top of the ladder. Steve Fella is in grabbing distance. Briggs: It's moving! Someone's raising the briefcase! Davis: What are you talking about? It's not moving. Briggs: Sorry - force of habit. Steve Fella has retrieved the briefcase with $500,000. The chants for Steve Fella are deafening. The winner is Steve Fella. Time of match: 0:08:59 Davis: Fella has retrieved the $500,000 and won the match! "Suicide" Steve Fella is five hundred thousand dollars richer, and he has a one-fall lead in this match! Briggs: He's not going to have a chance to enjoy that money yet, though - he has all of thirty seconds to rest before the next fall! Davis: This next match is going to be a difficult one for BOTH of these men - a Quebec Rules match! The DQ rule willl be in full effect, with numerous additions made to it! In addition to the standard list of illegal moves, piledrivers and powerbombs are banned, as are moves from the top rope. Intentionally knocking your opponent out of the ring, or leaving the ring yourself, is also grounds for disqualification! Briggs: Both Bowers and Fella are going to be out of their element in this one - they're BOTH well-known for...uh...re-interpreting...the rules on a regular basis. Marc Liberis removes the ladder from the ring. Marc Liberis calls for the bell. This contest is a Quebec Rules match scheduled for one fall. Led to the ring by Kate "Sascha" Elliot... Hailing from Sudbury, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 284 pounds... Brian Bowers His opponent... From Denver, Colorado... Weighing in at 220 pounds... "Suicide" Steve Fella They lock up. Brian Bowers hits a fisherman buster on Steve Fella. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Brian Bowers executes an Asai leg lariat on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers mocks a fan at ringside. Brian Bowers further incites the crowd. Briggs: Bowers just missed his first opportunity to cheat, and he knows it! He's taking his frustrations out on the crowd! Brian Bowers locks Steve Fella in an armlock hammerlock submission. Steve Fella is valiantly trying to break the hold. Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Brian Bowers executes a jawbreaker on Steve Fella. Davis: Bowers drops him with a jawbreaker! He covers... Numerous fans are using Brian Bowers for target practice. Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: And he gets two! Brian Bowers uses a dropkick on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Brian Bowers misses with an elbow. Brian Bowers catches Steve Fella in an armbar submission. Davis: Bowers going to work on Fella's arm early, setting up for the No More Apologies. Steve Fella is struggling to reach the ropes. Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brian Bowers whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella with a shoulderblock. Briggs: Takes him down with a shoulderblock! He covers... Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, kickout. Davis: But Fella's out at one! Brian Bowers mocks a fan at ringside. Numerous fans are using Brian Bowers for target practice. Brian Bowers goes for a dropkick, but Steve Fella side-steps and Brian Bowers only hits air. Brian Bowers begs off. Steve Fella runs into the ropes. Steve Fella uses a spear on Brian Bowers. Briggs: Spear takedown! Fella with a lateral press... Steve Fella is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, shoulder up. Davis: But Bowers gets a shoulder up! Steve Fella executes a stun gun on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella raises his arms and yells at the crowd.. Steve Fella has the crowd going wild. Steve Fella gives him a Vader attack, but Brian Bowers doesn't budge. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with a Vader attack. Briggs: Bowers sent down hard with two Vader attacks! Fella covers... Steve Fella is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And he nearly gets the fall! Steve Fella takes Brian Bowers down with a lariat. Marc Liberis counts: One, shoulder up. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with a tiger suplex. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Steve Fella whips Brian Bowers into the ropes, but Brian Bowers reverses it. Brian Bowers misses with an elbow. Steve Fella executes a legdrop on Brian Bowers. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Briggs: Three near-falls in rapid succession by Steve Fella! Davis: In the last ten seconds, Steve Fella has almost swept the Five Star Challenge THREE times! Brian Bowers begs off. Davis: Brian Bowers just trying to get away now! Steve Fella goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brian Bowers counters it with a go-behind. Brian Bowers nails Steve Fella with an enzuigiri. Briggs: Bowers hits the back brain kick! He covers... Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: But he only gets two! Brian Bowers complains about a slow count. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with an inside cradle. Briggs: And he turns his back on Fella to argue with Marc Liberis! A BIG mistake there! Tim Rice is in position... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Davis: Fella nearly had him there! Steve Fella goes for a DDT, but Brian Bowers counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Briggs: Northern Lights! Bowers has him bridged... Marc Liberis counts: One, shoulder up. Davis: One-count only! Brian Bowers starts to go for a piledriver, but catches himself. Briggs: Bowers nearly got himself disqualified in his own match! Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a double underhook faceslam. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Brian Bowers whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella with an Asai leg lariat. Brian Bowers climbs to the second rope. Kate Elliot knocks Brian Bowers off the turnbuckle. Briggs: What the hell... Davis: Kate Elliot just SAVED the match for Brian Bowers! If he'd have executed a maneuver off those ropes, he would have been disqualified! Marc Liberis looks slightly confused, but allows the match to continue. Brian Bowers whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Steve Fella misses with a kick. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with an elbow. Steve Fella gets a Texas Cloverleaf on Brian Bowers. Davis: Fella, surprisingly, not having much difficulty adapting to the restrictive rules of this match! Brian Bowers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Steve Fella goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Brian Bowers counters it with a punch. Steve Fella goes for the Jackass Drop, but Brian Bowers counters it with a Stone Cold Stunner. Briggs: Bowers counters the JACKASS DROP! The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Brian Bowers uses an Asai leg lariat on Steve Fella. Davis: And he sends Fella flying with a leg lariat! He covers... Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: But he only gets two! Brian Bowers starts to go for an eye-gouge, but manages to turn it into an extremely awkward-looking chop before he makes contact. Davis: Once again, Bowers was a split-second away from disqualification when he realized what he was doing! Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a brain buster. Briggs: The brainbuster! He covers... Brian Bowers is being booed out of the building. Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Davis: Two and a half! Brian Bowers whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with a superkick. Briggs: Bowers comes off the ropes, right into a superkick! Steve Fella raises his arms and yells at the crowd.. The crowd erupts. Steve Fella takes Brian Bowers down with a spear. Steve Fella starts to go for a powerbomb, but catches himself. Steve Fella audibly yells "shit!". Steve Fella takes Brian Bowers down with a standing head-scissors stomp. Davis: Fella saves himself there, catching himself before he executes a powerbomb! Steve Fella runs into the ropes. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with a clothesline. Brian Bowers falls out of the ring. Briggs: It's over! Fella clotheslined Bowers over the top! Davis: It didn't look like it was on purpose, but is that going to matter to Marc Liberis? Briggs: You know, he wasn't THAT close to the ropes...I think he might have...assisted...that fall! Brian Bowers: You saw that! Disqualify him! I win! Brian Bowers re-enters the ring, his arms raised in victory. Marc Liberis signals that it was unintentional. The match will continue. Brian Bowers: What?! He's disqualified! He knocked me over the top rope! Davis: Marc Liberis is allowing the match to continue, and Brian Bowers is livid! Brian Bowers gets in Marc Liberis' face. Marc Liberis threatens Brian Bowers with disqualification. Brian Bowers: No way! Briggs: He almost got HIMSELF disqualified! Brian Bowers gives Marc Liberis an indignant look, then backs off. Brian Bowers goes for a dropkick, but Steve Fella side-steps and Brian Bowers only hits air. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Brian Bowers goes for an Asai leg lariat, but Steve Fella side-steps and Brian Bowers only hits air. Steve Fella goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brian Bowers flips over. Brian Bowers goes for an Asai leg lariat, but Steve Fella side-steps and Brian Bowers only hits air. Davis: Excellent counter-wrestling by both men! Briggs: When they don't have the shortcuts to rely on, these two can really wrestle! Steve Fella raises his arms and yells at the crowd.. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Steve Fella. Steve Fella goes for a spear, but Brian Bowers counters it with a kneelift. Steve Fella takes Brian Bowers down with a DDT. Brian Bowers executes a superkick on Steve Fella. Davis: Fella ran right into the superkick! The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Brian Bowers goes for an elbowdrop, but Steve Fella rolls out of the way. Briggs: But he rolls out of the way of the standing elbowdrop! Steve Fella begins to execute a double underhook piledriver on Brian Bowers. Once he's got Brian Bowers lifted off the mat, he realizes what he's doing. He quickly turns the move over into a double underhook backbreaker. The crowd erupts. The crowd is giving Steve Fella a standing ovation. Davis: An AMAZING save by Steve Fella! He turned the Kudome Driver into a butterfly backbreaker in mid-air! Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Brian Bowers. Briggs: And he hits the JACKASS DROP! JACKASS! JACKASS! Fella has won the Five Star Challenge! He covers... The crowd is going into a frenzy. Steve Fella goes for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: But Bowers kicks out! He kicked out after the Jackass Drop! The crowd is giving Steve Fella a standing ovation. Steve Fella catches Brian Bowers in a Texas Cloverleaf. Briggs: Fella still right on him though! Brian Bowers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kate Elliot throws Steve Fella's Singapore cane into the ring. Davis: What's she doing!? Brian Bowers steps away from the Singapore cane. Brian Bowers points at the Singapore cane. Brian Bowers: Come on Fella - you KNOW you want to do it! Steve Fella takes a step toward the Singapore cane, then stops. Brian Bowers points at the cane. Brian Bowers: Fella, you're going to lose this match ANYWAY, you may as well get your cane shot in! Briggs: Brian Bowers trying to tempt Steve Fella to disqualify himself! Steve Fella flips Brian Bowers off. Davis: But Fella doesn't go for it! Marc Liberis throws the Singapore cane out of the ring. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a superkick. Brian Bowers executes an armwringer on Steve Fella, but Steve Fella reverses it. In turn, Brian Bowers re-reverses it. Both men are in visible pain, not from the maneuver, but from actually having to work off an armwringer. Briggs: I never thought I'd see the day - a series of armwringer reversals by Bowers and Fella! Davis: And they're not enjoying it one bit! Steve Fella reverses the armwringer. Brian Bowers re-reverses it. The crowd begins a "We want Lou Thesz!" chant. Brian Bowers pulls Steve Fella into a knee to the ribs. Steve Fella reverses the armwringer. Steve Fella turns the move into a hammerlock. Steve Fella forces Brian Bowers to the mat. Davis: Fella with a hammerlock applied! Marc Liberis asks Brian Bowers if he's had enough. Brian Bowers shakes his head. Marc Liberis tells Brian Bowers to respond or he'll stop the fight. Brian Bowers nods. Marc Liberis asks Brian Bowers if he's had enough. Brian Bowers shakes his head. Brian Bowers is inching his way toward the ropes. Brian Bowers has almost passed out from the pain. Steve Fella has almost passed out from sheer rage. Briggs: Bowers is almost out, but look at Fella's face! This is driving him nuts! Davis: His blood pressure must be going through the ROOF right now! Brian Bowers reaches the ropes after 62 seconds. Davis: Bowers makes it to the ropes! Brian Bowers whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle. Steve Fella comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Steve Fella goes for a superkick, but Brian Bowers counters it with a legsweep. Briggs: Bowers takes Fella's leg out from under him! Brian Bowers executes a DDT on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers executes a shoulderbreaker on Steve Fella. Davis: And he goes back to work on the arm, taking Fella down with a shoulderbreaker! The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Brian Bowers nails Steve Fella with an armbreaker. Brian Bowers gives the sign for the No More Apologies. Briggs: Bowers calling for the No More Apologies... Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Steve Fella. Davis: And he hits it! Steve Fella tries to escape the hold. Steve Fella is struggling to reach the ropes. Steve Fella isn't moving anymore. Marc Liberis checks Steve Fella's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Steve Fella fights his way out of the hold after 31 seconds. Briggs: But Steve Fella powers his way out! He broke away from the No More Apologies! Steve Fella chops Brian Bowers. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Steve Fella. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella. Steve Fella takes Brian Bowers down with a reverse neckbreaker. Davis: Hangman's neckbreaker by Fella! He covers... Steve Fella is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Briggs: And he comes within a half-second of victory! Brian Bowers begs off. Steve Fella kicks Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a shoulderbreaker. Brian Bowers locks Steve Fella in a short arm-scissors. Davis: Bowers relentlessly working on Fella's arm! Steve Fella reaches the ropes after 12 seconds. Brian Bowers goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella gives him a DDT, but Brian Bowers only stares at him. Steve Fella hauls back for a field goal kick, but stops himself. Briggs: Steve Fella able to contain his rage...barely. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a clothesline. Brian Bowers goes for an armbar takedown, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella hits a dragon suplex on Brian Bowers. Davis: Dragon Suplex! Bowers' shoulders are down! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: Another two and a half for Fella! Steve Fella goes for a spear, but Brian Bowers side-steps and Steve Fella only hits air. Brian Bowers hits an armbreaker on Steve Fella. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Brian Bowers whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. Brian Bowers hits a clothesline on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers goes for a brain buster, but Steve Fella slides down his back. Steve Fella goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Brian Bowers counters it with a go-behind. Brian Bowers goes for a Flair uppercut, but checks his swing. Davis: A great series of counters and reversals, but Bowers almost got himself disqualified AGAIN! Briggs: I think he may have made the wrong choice for the stipulations for this match! Steve Fella kicks Brian Bowers. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers executes an armbar takedown on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers catches Steve Fella in an armlock hammerlock submission. Davis: Bowers still working that arm. Steve Fella is struggling to reach the ropes. Steve Fella is writhing in pain. Steve Fella breaks free after 13 seconds. Briggs: But Fella breaks loose! Brian Bowers is being booed out of the building. Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers with a superkick. Brian Bowers bumps into Marc Liberis. Marc Liberis is out cold. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a brainbuster. Davis: Another brainbuster suplex! Fella is out! Steve Fella is groggy. Brian Bowers sets Steve Fella up on the top turnbuckle. Briggs: What's he doing? If he hits this, he'll LOSE the match! Brian Bowers lies on his back on the mat. Davis: What in the... Marc Liberis is back on the job. Steve Fella doesn't quite seem to know where he is. Kate Elliot shakes the ropes. Steve Fella falls off the top rope onto Brian Bowers. Briggs: NO! Kate Elliot shook the ropes, and Fella fell onto Brian Bowers! Brian Bowers immediately springs to his feet. Brian Bowers: That was a splash! He splashed me! This match is OVER! Davis: Come ON! He CAN'T get away with this! Marc Liberis calls for the bell. Briggs: Marc Liberis didn't see Bowers set him up! He's calling for the bell! Steve Fella has been disqualified. The winner is Brian Bowers. Time of match: 0:17:37 Davis: And, in the cheapest possible way, Brian Bowers has won the match, evening the falls at one and one! Briggs: This next fall is going to decide it all - and it's going to be a submission match! Steve Fella is starting to come around. Steve Fella realizes what has just happened. Davis: Fella is furious, and with good reason! Steve Fella takes Brian Bowers down with a clothesline. Steve Fella executes a stomp to the groin on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella catches Brian Bowers in a chokehold. Steve Fella is grinning from ear to ear. Briggs: Fella's loving this! He's making up for everything he couldn't do during the match! Brian Bowers breaks the hold after 17 seconds. Steve Fella leaves the ring. Brian Bowers follows him out. Steve Fella meets him with a Singapore cane shot right between the eyes. Brian Bowers is busted wide open. Davis: Fella busting Brian Bowers open with that cane! Steve Fella executes a facerake on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella executes a low blow on Brian Bowers. Steve Fella takes Brian Bowers down with a powerbomb on the concrete. Steve Fella finds a steel chair. Steve Fella climbs onto the ring apron. Steve Fella goes for a diving chairshot, but Brian Bowers lifts his leg, knocking the chair back into Steve Fella's face. Briggs: Bowers kicks that chair right back into Fella's face! Steve Fella is out cold. Brian Bowers picks up the chair. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella with the chair. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella with the chair. Brian Bowers chokes Steve Fella with the chair. Davis: Bowers attacking Fella with that steel chair! Brian Bowers sets the chair down on the floor and lifts Steve Fella to his feet. Brian Bowers goes for a powerbomb onto the chair, but Steve Fella counters it with a backdrop. Steve Fella executes an eye gouge on Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella with a low blow. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a hiptoss onto the chair. Brian Bowers looks under the ring. Brian Bowers finds a pipe wrench. Briggs: He's got a pipe wrench! Reid must have had that hidden under there as a backup! Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella in the shoulder with the pipe wrench. Brian Bowers nails Steve Fella in the shoulder with the pipe wrench. Brian Bowers takes Steve Fella down with a shoulderbreaker. Davis: Bowers trying to destroy Fella's shoulder! Briggs: And they've still got one more match left! Is Fella even going to be able to wrestle now?! Steve Fella is on the floor, clutching his shoulder. Marc Liberis checks on Steve Fella. Steve Fella shoves him away with his good arm. Briggs: Fella still wants to fight! Davis: If there's ANYONE who can win a match with one arm, it's Fella! He WON'T stop fighting until he's unconscious! Steve Fella rolls into the ring and begins taunting Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers enters the ring, bringing the pipe wrench in with him. Marc Liberis checks on Steve Fella. Steve Fella gestures emphatically. Marc Liberis calls for the bell. Davis: Fella still wants this match, and we're going to have it! This contest is an Submission-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match.. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella in the shoulder with the pipe wrench. Davis: No! Another shot right to that injured shoulder! Steve Fella is almost out on his feet, clutching his shoulder. Brian Bowers nails Steve Fella with an armbar takedown. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Steve Fella. Briggs: And he applies the No More Apologies! Davis: This is a mockery! Bowers deliberately injured Fella before this match, and now he's got the No More Apologies locked on, putting an incredible amount of pressure on Steve's injured shoulder! Steve Fella tries to escape the hold. Steve Fella is struggling to reach the ropes. Steve Fella is writhing in pain. Heath Ericson asks Steve Fella if he should stop the fight. Steve Fella shakes his head. Davis: Fella's fighting it! He's trying to break loose! Heath Ericson asks Steve Fella if he should stop the fight. Steve Fella doesn't respond. Heath Ericson stops the fight after 33 seconds. Briggs: No! He's out. Steve Fella has passed out from the pain, and Heath Ericson is calling for the bell. This one's over, and, after TWO tainted wins, Brian Bowers has won the Five Star Challenge. Numerous fans are using Brian Bowers for target practice. The winner is Brian Bowers. Time of match: 0:00:52 The winner of the Five Star Challenge is Brian Bowers. Total match time: 27:08 Davis: Brian Bowers cheated his way right through all three matches, and it was enough to get him the last two falls and the win. Briggs: To Steve Fella's credit, he never tapped - he held on until he lost consciousness! He may have passed out, but he did NOT surrender! Davis: Under submission rules, sadly, that doesn't matter. It may be a cheap win for Bowers, but it's a win nonetheless. Brian Bowers has been able to steal a victory here tonight. Briggs: Well, that's it for us. We're going to send this broadcast back to our colleagues for tonight's MAIN EVENT! Arioc versus Rob Justice for the SFWL Heavyweight title, up next! Blackburn: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our main event as our SFWL champion, Arioc, takes on Rob Justice! Weatherbottom: This promises to be a great match with two very different personalities! Arioc is a huge, a giant wordless Gothic warrior who tears through his opponents with a sort of twisted, autistic expression! He is the prodigy of Gabriel, one of the sickest, devious minds ever to be witnessed in the SFWL, and you can be assured that this guy doesn't donate regularly to the Salvation Army! Gabriel is going to do everything possible to keep Arioc as the champion, so not only does Justice have to worry about facing a more powerful foe, but Arioc has two allies in his corner... while Justice has none! Blackburn: Of course, big doesn't always equal "winner!" Justice just might become the SFWL's own "giant killer," and not only would he be heralded as our new SFWL champion, but as one who triumphed against overwhelming odds! Could Justice, as a hero of the common working man, the model of a Southern independent spirit, be the person to take down Arioc and thus seriously hinder Gabriel's iron hold on the League? We'll find out tonight! Weatherbottom: Ahem. Seeing as how this is the main event of the first PPV under new management, I thought it would be appropriate if I recited a little poem written by yours truly. Blackburn: You wrote a poem, Bobby? Weatherbottom: I sure did. It goes like this: "Justice went down to Philadelphia, he was looking for some gold to steal. The Freebird was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and needed to make a deal. Then he came across this Arioc holding a title and wrestling real hot. So Justice jumped up in the ring and said, 'Boy, let me tell you what...'" Blackburn: Bobby... Weatherbottom: "Arioc popped up and said, 'Well, it just might be a sin, but I'll take that bet but you're going to regret, because I'm the best there's ever been!'" Oh, Justice, suit up your tights and go wrestle hard, because Hell just broke loose in Florida and Gabby deals it hard! And if you win you'll get this shiny belt made out of gold, but if you lose... Arioc gets your souuuuuuul...!" Blackburn: Bobby! Weatherbottom: What? Blackburn: Taking the words of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" and changing the words does *not* qualify as either being "special" or even a poem. Weatherbottom: It doesn't? Blackburn: No. Now let's get to the match as both men head down to ringside... This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Gabriel and Lilith... Hailing from Pandemonium... Weighing in at 340 pounds... The SFWL World Champion... "The Fallen Angel" Arioc The lights in the arena go out. The first few forceful chords of "Dies Irae" from Verdi's Requiem blare out, followed by blast of pyrotechnics ripping thought the darkness. Arioc stands at the entrance, flanked by Lilith and Gabriel. Lilith is about 5'6" with straight black hair down to the middle of her back. Her face is very comely and her complexion is light, not pale, with makeup applied in more subdued, natural tones, except for a thin trace of dark eyeliner. She is dressed in flowing, sheer black clothing, consisting of a shirt with a deeply plunging neckline and voluminous sleeves (good for hiding foreign objects). A black, silk sash is tied around her waist just above her skirt, with it's angled cut, coming just below the thigh on her right side, to just above the knee on her left. She also wears a pair of stiletto heel low boots that come up to middle of her shins. She often carries a metal-tipped, leather cat-o'-nine-tails with her. Gabriel is just inches less than six feet in height. He too is wearing all black, with a long robe that reaches the floor, sleeves covering his arms - which end in black-gloved hands. He walks slowly carrying the SFWL World Title over his shoulder. The two managers, dwarfed by their charge, lead him the ring their promenade illuminated by irregular flashes of strobing light as if lightning from the heavens. Arioc often snarls and growl at the fans, sending the more timid ones skittering back. The lights come back up as Arioc steps over the top rope into the ring. As the watches steps back and finds a seat. Arioc leans over the top rope and removes his bracers, handing then to Lilith who takes holds his head in her hands and smiles a wicked grin. Arioc is a man of impressive size, nearly seven feet in height, but possessing amazing agility. His hair is cut to the back of his neck, but it is all knotted and tangled, as if unkempt. He comes down the ring with steel bracers on his forearms, which he removes before entering the ring. He also wears a one-piece body suit that is irregularly striped with thin patches of pure black and deep crimson. His face with his five o'clock shadow is covered, like his hair and hands in splotches of deep brown and red, as if by spatterings of dried blood. He wears large black boots, which only extend halfway to the knee, and black kneepads. His deep blue eyes always have a wild look to them, as if he is never really all there. His opponent... Fighting out of Little Rock, Arkansas... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Rob Justice walks to the ring to the music of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird. Rob Justice usually wears a Cape or trench coat that has a big Rebel Flag on it with the name of Rob Justice above the flag, and underneath the flag it says The Real Superstar. When he gets in the ring he takes off the robe or Trench coat. Underneath he is wearing some red tights to mid ankle that say Rebel to the Bone. He wears no T-shirt while wrestling in the ring. When Rob Justice's shirt is not on you can see he is built real good. Rob Justice They lock up. Arioc hits Rob Justice with a short lariat. Blackburn: Short-arm clothesline right away! Justice just got knocked down hard! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Weatherbottom: But he kicks out right as the hand was coming down! Arioc hits the Running Forearm Smash on Rob Justice. Blackburn: Damn! At this rate, we won't get a match! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Blackburn: But the Freebird kicks out again! Arioc goes for a nerve hold, but Rob Justice counters it with an elbowsmash. Rob Justice goes for a bulldog, but Arioc blocks it. Arioc hits the Running Forearm Smash on Rob Justice. Blackburn: Another running forearm smash! Justice gets to know the mat, up close and personal! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Weatherbottom: Justice gets his shoulder up in time! Arioc hits Rob Justice with a series of punches. Arioc runs into the ropes. Rob Justice takes Arioc down with a bulldog. Rob Justice has the crowd going wild. Weatherbottom: This is the South, and clearly Justice channel! Of course, we don't have any matches scheduled for Pandemonium, so there's little chance Arioc will ever be a hometown hero. Blackburn: Where is Pandemonium, anyway? Weatherbottom: Sounds Russian to me. Rob Justice leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Rob Justice sets up the chair. Rob Justice uses a Samoan Drop onto the chair on Arioc. Blackburn: Samoan Drop onto the chair by Justice! It took every muscle he had, but Justice managed to pick Arioc up and down! Rob Justice has the crowd going wild. Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Rob Justice misses with a clothesline. Arioc hits Rob Justice with a shoulderblock. Blackburn: Arioc connects with that shoulderblock! And that's a whole lot of shoulder hitting you, believe me! Heath Ericson removes the chair from the ring. Arioc nails Rob Justice with a stun gun. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Arioc throws his head back and screams. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Arioc whips Rob Justice into the turnbuckle. Arioc runs shoulder-first into the corner. Weatherbottom: Oooo... Arioc sending his enormous shoulder right into Justice's midsection! Arioc whips Rob Justice into the turnbuckle. Arioc executes a T-Bone Suplex on Rob Justice. Blackburn: Block Buster suplex! Justice lands on his shoulder blades, and Arioc bridges for the pin! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Weatherbottom: Another close call! Arioc nails Rob Justice with a guillotine drop onto the top rope. Arioc throws his head back and screams. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Arioc nails Rob Justice with a backward kick. Arioc hits the Diamond Cutter on Rob Justice. Blackburn: DIAMOND CUTTER! Arioc is just relentless with these moves, putting Justice through it all! Arioc is going for the pin. Weatherbottom: Arioc going for the pin, pressing down on Justice's chest... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Weatherbottom: But the Freebird kicks out at the last possible second! Ericson's palm was inches from the canvas! Arioc nails Rob Justice with a flying legdrop. Blackburn: Guillotine legdrop from the turnbuckle! Arioc showing off that remarkable agility of his! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Weatherbottom: And still the Freebird hangs on! Arioc whips Rob Justice into the ropes, but Rob Justice reverses it. Rob Justice takes Arioc down with a bulldog. Rob Justice has the crowd going wild. Blackburn: Justice driving Arioc's face into the mat with that one! Rob Justice leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Rob Justice sets up the chair. Rob Justice hits Arioc with a piledriver onto the chair. Blackburn: PILEDRIVER! PILEDRIVER! Right on the chair! Justice just managed to drive all 340 pounds of Arioc into that steel chair! Arioc sits up. Weatherbottom: But Arioc didn't even feel it! The crowd is booing Arioc. Rob Justice throws Arioc out of the ring. Rob Justice goes through the ropes. The crowd is going crazy. Rob Justice whips Arioc into the guardrail. Rob Justice whips Arioc into the guardrail. Rob Justice throws Arioc back into the ring. Rob Justice sets up the chair. Rob Justice hits Arioc with a piledriver onto the chair. Blackburn: ANOTHER PILEDRIVER! A hard piledriver onto another chair! This is just madness! The crowd is behind Rob Justice all the way. Rob Justice gets a scorpion deathlock on Arioc. Blackburn: And there's the Sharpshooter! Can Justice keep it on for the submission! Arioc reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Blackburn: No! No! Arioc gets the ropes! Arioc sits up. Rob Justice goes for a clothesline, but Arioc ducks out of the way. Arioc uses a sitdown faceslam on Rob Justice. Weatherbottom: Fang-Factor! Fang-Factor! A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Arioc throws his head back and screams. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Arioc goes for Electric Chair Bomb, but Rob Justice counters it with a rolling cradle. Blackburn: Rolling cradle! Justice wraps Arioc up! This might be it! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Blackburn: No! Not yet! Rob Justice hits Arioc with a piledriver. Blackburn: Piledriver... Justice headed upstairs... Rob Justice executes a frog splash on Arioc. Blackburn: FROG SPLASH! FROG SPLASH! Justice just jumped onto Arioc with that frog splash! Ladies and gentlemen, this is it! The Freebird is our next champion! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Blackburn: NO! NO! Arioc kicked out at two! It's still on! Rob Justice whips Arioc into the ropes. Arioc hits Rob Justice with an elbow. Arioc is going for the pin. Blackburn: Arioc looking for the victory after an elbow to the ear! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Blackburn: Still no good! This match is keeping everyone on the edge of their seats! Arioc hits a reverse neckbreaker on Rob Justice. A fan at ringside badmouths Arioc. Arioc throws his head back and screams. A fan at ringside badmouths Arioc. Arioc executes a back elbow on Rob Justice. Arioc whips Rob Justice into the ropes, but Rob Justice reverses it. Rob Justice executes a Samoan Drop on Arioc. Blackburn: Justice coming back with a Samoan Drop! Rob Justice gets a scorpion deathlock on Arioc. Arioc breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Blackburn: Justice once again goes for the Sharpshooter, but Arioc once again breaks it up! Arioc nails Rob Justice with the Running Forearm Smash. Blackburn: There's that running forearm again! Arioc hooks the leg... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Weatherbottom: No! Arioc nails Rob Justice with a T-Bone Suplex. Blackburn: Another T-Bone suplex! This could be all! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Weatherbottom: And still the guy from the Little Rock is able to escape defeat! Arioc throws Rob Justice out of the ring. Arioc goes through the ropes. Arioc nails Rob Justice with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Blackburn: Flapjack! Justice lands on his face! Arioc whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Arioc is busted wide open. Blackburn: Justice punches Arioc's head into the turnbuckle! He's bleeding! Justice might be able to come back now! Rob Justice attempts to place Arioc on the turnbuckle, but Arioc blocks it. Rob Justice whips Arioc into the guardrail. Rob Justice nails Arioc with a DDT. Blackburn: Justice working on that head with a DDT! They're brawling inside the ring area. Lilith comes from behind, but Rob Justice nails Lilith. Arioc goes for the Last Rites, but Rob Justice counters it with a backdrop. The crowd erupts. Rob Justice sets up the chair. Weatherbottom: Uh-oh... Arioc is in trouble as the crowd gets behind the Freebird, who now has a chair set up! Rob Justice goes for a Samoan Drop, but Arioc counters it with an elbowsmash. Arioc executes a jumping DDT on Rob Justice. Blackburn: No! Justice's offense is smashed by an Implant DDT! Arioc throws his head back and screams. A fan at ringside badmouths Arioc. Gabriel comes from behind and distracts Rob Justice. Blackburn: And Gabriel slaps Justice upside the head, getting the attention of the Freebird! Arioc nails Rob Justice with Electric Chair Bomb. Rob Justice is busted wide open. Blackburn: Arioc picks up Justice on those mammoth shoulders, and then drops him face-first on the turnbuckle! He's bleeding bad now! Arioc knocks Rob Justice into the ringsteps. Arioc is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Arioc whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. Arioc uses a power bomb on Rob Justice. Blackburn: POWER BOMB! Huge power bomb! Justice just got planted! Lilith comes from behind and distracts Rob Justice. Arioc executes a series of punches on Rob Justice. Blackburn: Series of punches after Lilith waves Justice down! Arioc goes for a short lariat, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice whips Arioc into the guardrail. Rob Justice throws Arioc back into the ring. Heath Ericson removes the chair from the ring. Rob Justice takes Arioc down with a fireman's carry. Rob Justice hits a DDT on Arioc. Blackburn: Fireman's carry followed by a DDT! Basic moves, but a powerful combination! The crowd is going into a frenzy. Rob Justice is going for the pin. Blackburn: Justice looking to cap this night off with a World title changing hands! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Weatherbottom: Not quite! Arioc able to kick out once more! Rob Justice complains about a slow count. Arioc takes Rob Justice down with an inside cradle. Blackburn: Arioc catches Justice in the school-boy roll-up while Justice complained! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Blackburn: And Justice kicks out! He kicks out! Justice is still in... this... match! Arioc takes Rob Justice down with a vertical facebuster. Weatherbottom: Vertical facebuster! Will it be enough? Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Weatherbottom: No! Blackburn: Both men raising the stakes! Arioc is frustrated but focused, Justice is desperate but determined! Arioc whips Rob Justice into the ropes. Arioc misses with an elbow. Rob Justice misses with a kick. Arioc and Rob Justice get hit with a double clothesline. Blackburn: Both men are down! This match is just out of control! Arioc catches Rob Justice in a stomach claw. Rob Justice is valiantly trying to break the hold. Rob Justice breaks the hold after 12 seconds. Blackburn: Justice lifting Arioc's hand from his stomach! Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Arioc goes for an armbar submission, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice goes for a clothesline, but Arioc ducks out of the way. Arioc uses a thrust kick to the head on Rob Justice. Blackburn: HOLY GOD! A major superkick shakes, rattles and rolls Rob Justice! Arioc throws his head back and screams. Arioc executes the Last Rites on Rob Justice. Blackburn: OH MY GOD! HE HIT IT! LAST RITES! LAST RITES! Arioc just gave Rob Justice his LAST RITES! Weatherbottom: One of the most devastating finishers out there! Arioc is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Arioc goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Blackburn: THAT'S IT! It's all over! This match is history, one for the books! Justice did all he could but Arioc got what he wanted -- a win over Rob Justice and the ability to say that he is *still* the SFWL World CHAMPION! Arioc further incites the crowd. The winner is Arioc. Time of match: 0:10:28 Blackburn: Well, that's it from here! After a hard fought match, Arioc walks away victorious! Justice did everything he could, but it wasn't enough to put the chosen champion of Gabriel away! Arioc has solidified his place in the SFWL, and with him, so has Gabriel become the top of the crop! Weatherbottom: From Fort Lauderdale, I'm Bobby Weatherbottom with Trevor "Blackjack" Blackburn, wishing you a good night, and we hope to see you again Wednesday!