The scene shows a large tour bus. The bus reads "SFWL". The images shows the bus crusing to various cities in Europe. * London * A man is shown chasing the bus down the London Bridge. It is Ricky Brookman. Through the bus windows Grim Reaper looks at him in awe. [Voice over]: From old and gray London... * Paris * Ricky Brookman waving to the bus from the Eiffel tower. A shot of Shin Mebadazz and Kevin Williams in the bus looking up to him and shaking their heads. [Voice over]: To free and love filled Paris... * Berlin * The bus pulled in front of a dinner. Uncle Filthy is chasing the Beans around the bus. Ricky Brookman runs towards them holding an ice cream. Mike Torment trips him. Brookman falls down face first in the ice cream. [Voice over]: To the wall free Berlin.... * Amsterdam * SFWL wrestlers in the red light disctricts. Tirok Siban, Night Wing and Steve Fella negociating some hookers. Ash pinches a hot brunette by the ass. She turns around. It is Ricky Brookman. Ash nails Brookman with a European Uppercut. Will Combat runs to his aid and drops a legdrop on Brookman. [Voice over]: To the liberty of Amsterdam... * Madrid * SFWL wrestlers attending a bull fight. Kent MckNight is sipping on a coke. Ricky Brookman appears in the arena dressed as a bull fighter. He waves at Marcus Damian. Marcus Damian gives him the finger. The bull runs at Ricky Brookman and chrashes into him. Brookman flies a good few feet in the air. [Voice over]: To sunny Madrid... * Rome * The SFWL wrestlers are taking pictures by an old fountain. Ricky Brookman suddenly runs in to be caught in the picture. Malik Johnson nails Brookman with a headbutt. Jayson Carter picks Brookman up and throws him into the fountain. [Voice over]: To ancient Rome... * Anthens * The bus is stopped near the ruins. Ricky Brookman walks up to Brian Bowers and says "hi". Brian Bowes smiles kindly. From behind Waybe Reid smacks Brookman in the head with a cookie sheet. Skippy creeps in dragging a table. Skippy nails Brookman with a powerbomb through the table. The table is broken in half. [Voice over]: To glorious Athens.... The scene shows various pictures of other european cities. Chris Steele in a McDonald's in Bucharest. Ricky Brookman is dressed as Ronald McDonald somewhere in the background. Paine walking the empty streets of Oslo. Ricky Brookman is seen dressed as a drug lord a couple of blocks away. CHR and Fyve are negociating with him. [Voice over]: From city to city....day after day...night after night.... Shots from SFWL European shows are shown. [Voice over]: Cruising Europe for one reason...and one reason only... Chris Lupsa and the Pro staring at each other. [Voice over]: TO BE EXTREME!!!!!!! The SFWL bus is pulling in front of the Nye Ullevi Stadium in Goteborg, Sweden. Ricky Brookman jumps in front of the bus. The bus just runs him over. [Voice over]: IT'S TIME TO SHAKE THE OLD CONTINENT!!!!!!!!!! At the top of the card... A white van with unreadable black graffiti quickly pulls up to the arena. The side door slides open and Mike Torment's parents and Heather are pushed out, blindfolded and gagged. They fall to the concrete. SFWL Security rushes over as the van speeds off. SFWL SEcurity helps the Torment's and Heather and brings them inside. A white van with unreadable black graffiti quickly pulls up to the arena. The side door slides open and Mike Torment's parents and Heather are pushed out, blindfolded and gagged. They fall to the concrete. SFWL Security rushes over as the van speeds off. SFWL SEcurity helps the Torment's and Heather and brings them inside. (cut back to announce table) Sammy: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I’m Sammy Shecker sitting with Raze, we are going to bring you the first few matches of SFWL European Extreme. Raze: We just saw a truck pull up and dump Torment’s parents and his girlfriend Heather. SS: President Griffiths said that Paine must deliver Torment’s parents and he has! Hold on, we just got word that Rob Justice has arrived! -cuts to backstage area- Rob Justice is shown entering the building. He walks into the NLWE locker room. -cuts back to ringside- SS: Rob Justice, who is not scheduled to be here just showed up and entered the NLWE locker room. Raze: We will find out more about that later, but right now we have the first match of the evening. Owner of the SFWL Jim Wilson has decided to put new comer Overdose in action since he is already here. He will be taking on the Sick Dog Mike Bolton This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Led to the ring by Coach... From Boston, Massachusetts... Weighing in at 240 pounds... "The Sick Dog" Mike Bolton His opponent... Led to the ring by Extacy... From Radford, Virginia... Weighing in at 215 pounds... Overdose They lock up. SS: This is out first look at newcomer to the SFWL Overdose Overdose uses a German suplex on Mike Bolton. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Raze: Overdose gets the nearfall early in the mactch. Overdose takes Mike Bolton down with a double underhook suplex. Overdose leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. SS: Overdose already taking advantage of the extreme atmosphere the SFWL brings Overdose runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Overdose takes Mike Bolton down with a Frankensteiner. Raze: Spring board Frankensteiner! Very impressive move from the newcomer! He sits… Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. SS: Mike Bolton gets the shoulder up Overdose throws Mike Bolton out of the ring. Overdose goes through the ropes. Raze: Overdose taking the match to the outside They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Bolton nails Overdose with a Soviet suplex. Mike Bolton is handed a frying pan. Mike Bolton hits him with the frying pan. SS: Mike Bolton is not new to the game, you underestimate him and your gonna get hurt! Mike Bolton chokes him with a frying pan. Raze: Mike now choking the life out of Overdose with the frying pan. Mike Bolton goes for a kick to the midsection, but Overdose counters it with a dragon screw. SS: Overdose counters with the dragon screw, Mike’s knee may have been pulled out of it’s socket. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Bolton sets up a table. Mike Bolton takes Overdose down with a legsweep faceslam. Mike Bolton chokes him with a frying pan. Raze: Mike’s experience in this environment showing Mike Bolton knocks Overdose into the ringsteps. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Mike Bolton hits him with the frying pan. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Mike Bolton reenters the ring. Overdose follows him back in. SS: The match going back to the inside Mike Bolton uses a flying clothesline on Overdose. Mike Bolton nails Overdose with a kick to the midsection. Mike Bolton executes a belly-to-back suplex on Overdose. Raze: Mike Bolton with the belly to back! Mike Bolton executes a power bomb on Overdose. SS: Powerbomb, he keeps the cover! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Raze: OD kicks out, Bolton obviously with something to prove. Mike Bolton hits a knee to the back on Overdose. Mike Bolton throws Overdose out of the ring. SS: Mike Bolton in complete control of this match now Mike Bolton goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Overdose goes for a mounted punch, but Mike Bolton blocks it. Mike Bolton knocks Overdose into the ringsteps. Raze: After the quick start Overdose can’t get anything going, Mike Bolton whips Overdose into the guardrail. Mike Bolton goes for a DDT, but Overdose counters it with a small package. Overdose sets up Mike Bolton on the table. Raze: Overdose has Mike up… Overdose executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. SS: DDT onto the table Overdose goes for a waistlock suplex, but Mike Bolton counters it with an elbowsmash. Mike Bolton throws Overdose back into the ring. Mike Bolton brings the table into the ring. Raze: Bolton wasting a ton of time with the table Overdose catches Mike Bolton totally by surprise. Overdose is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Overdose executes the Lethal Injection on Mike Bolton. Raze: Lethal Injection! Overdose goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. The crowd is really behind Overdose. The winner is Overdose. Time of match: 0:03:54 SS: Overdose picks up the win in his debut match. Raze: OD won is with a Lethal Injection out of nowhere, a twist of fate into a stunner! (OOC: That’s it right?) SS: Up next, we have the cruiserweight title match, Shin Mebadazz the champ defending against Ash. Raze: These two’s feud has escalated over the past few weeks and came to a head on Terror when Ash power bombed Trance off the stage! SS: This match went from a simple rivalry to a personal war that will come to an end here at European Extreme! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Hailing from Nagasaki, Japan... Weighing in at 245 pounds... The SFWL Cruiserweight Champion... Shin Mebadazz His opponent... From Williamstown, Massachusetts... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Ash They lock up. SS: Trance not coming to the ring, it’s probably for the better. Shin Mebadazz executes a kick to the groin on Ash. Raze: Shin taking out frustration and anger from the start! SS: Shin hasn’t been able to get his hands on Ash Raze: Ash runs away! Shin Mebadazz whips Ash into the ropes, but Ash reverses it. Ash misses with a clothesline. Ash hits Shin Mebadazz with a kick. SS: Ash with the kick Ash whips Shin Mebadazz into the turnbuckle. Shin Mebadazz comes back and rocks Ash with a clothesline. Raze: Shin bounced out of the corner and decapitated Ash with the clothesline Shin Mebadazz places Ash on the turnbuckle. Shin Mebadazz hits a top-rope DDT on Ash. SS: Top rope DDT! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shin Mebadazz complains about a slow count. SS: Ash gets the shoulder up, according to Shin it was a second to late Ash hits an inside cradle on Shin Mebadazz. Raze: Ash caught him sleeping Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. SS: Shin easily kicks out Ash runs into the ropes. Shin Mebadazz uses a chop on Ash. Shin Mebadazz goes for a Yakuza kick, but Ash counters it with a legsweep. Raze: Ash with the nice counter, ducked and swept out Shin’s other leg Shin Mebadazz runs into the ropes. Shin Mebadazz hits Ash with a clothesline. Shin Mebadazz takes Ash down with a backdrop driver. SS: Shin with the backdrop driver! Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. SS: Ash kicks out at one! Shin Mebadazz executes a stomp on Ash. Raze: Shin just stomped full force on Ash’s stomach Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Shin Mebadazz and a few others cheering him. Shin Mebadazz goes for a Yakuza kick, but Ash counters it with a legsweep. SS: Another legsweep Ash is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Raze: Shin again makes a easy kickout Ash complains about a slow count. Ash takes Shin Mebadazz down with a German suplex. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. SS: Two count after the German suplex. Ash hits a legsweep faceslam on Shin Mebadazz. Ash leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Raze: Ash going for the chair Ash sets up the chair. Ash uses a piledriver onto the chair on Shin Mebadazz. SS: Piledriver onto the chair Raze: Ash trying to make good on his promise of ending Shin’s career The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ash. Ash takes Shin Mebadazz down with a dragon suplex. SS: Dragon suplex Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Ash runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Ash takes Shin Mebadazz down with an inverted DDT. Raze: Spring board inverted DDT! Great move from Ash Ash goes for a snap suplex, but Shin Mebadazz counters it with a vertical suplex . SS: Shin counters with the picture perfect vertical suplex You can hear a few scattered fans booing Shin Mebadazz and a few others cheering him. Shin Mebadazz goes for a roundhouse kick, but Ash ducks out of the way. Ash attempts to place Shin Mebadazz on the turnbuckle, but Shin Mebadazz blocks it. SS: Shin keeps from being placed on the top rope Ash runs into the ropes. Ash hits Shin Mebadazz with a kick. Ash whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. Shin Mebadazz misses with an elbow. Shin Mebadazz hits Ash with a kick. SS: He missed the elbow but not the kick Shin Mebadazz executes a kick to the thigh on Ash. Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Shin Mebadazz chops Ash. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Shin Mebadazz and a few others cheering him. Shin Mebadazz punches Ash. Raze: Shin taking it to Ash A few fans are booing Shin Mebadazz, while a few others are cheering him. Shin Mebadazz kicks Ash. Ash hits Shin Mebadazz. Ash is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Ash punches Shin Mebadazz. SS: Ash fighting back A portion of the crowd is booing Ash. Ash chops Shin Mebadazz. A portion of the crowd is booing Ash. Ash whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. Raze: Shin sent into the ropes Ash misses with a clothesline. Shin Mebadazz misses with an elbow. Shin Mebadazz misses with a shoulderblock. Ash goes for a roundhouse kick, but Shin Mebadazz counters it with a cradle suplex. SS: Nice move! Raze: Shin caught Ash’s leg then cradle suplexed him. Shin Mebadazz runs into the ropes. Ash misses with an elbow. Shin Mebadazz misses with a shoulderblock. Shin Mebadazz goes for a Yakuza kick, but Ash ducks out of the way. Ash leaves the ring. SS: Ash going back to the outside He returns with a chair. Ash sets up the chair. Raze: Ash getting the chair set up Ash goes for a tiger driver, but Shin Mebadazz counters it with a backdrop. SS: Shin counters with the backdrop! Shin Mebadazz whips Ash into the ropes, but Ash reverses it. Ash executes a jumping DDT on Shin Mebadazz. Raze: Ash caught Shin with the jumping DDT as he came off the ropes Ash goes for an armbar submission, but Shin Mebadazz blocks it. Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Shin Mebadazz hits a kick to the groin on Ash. SS: Low blow by Shin, Ash on his knees in pain Shin Mebadazz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Raze: It’s Shin’s turn to use the chair Shin Mebadazz sets up the chair. Shin Mebadazz hits Ash with Turbo Hell Drop onto the chair. SS: Turbo Hell Drop onto the chair!!! Raze: He’s not going for the cover!! This match should be over! Shin Mebadazz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Shin Mebadazz hits Ash with a slingshot legdrop. Raze: Slingshot legdrop by Shin The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz hits Ash with a Yakuza kick. SS: Shin dishing out a lot of punishment here The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz places Ash on the turnbuckle. Shin Mebadazz goes for a top-rope DDT, but Ash blocks it. Ash throws Shin Mebadazz off the turnbuckle. Raze: Ash throws Shin off when he went for the super DDT. Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Ash hits Shin Mebadazz with a Russian legsweep. SS: Russian legsweep by Ash A portion of the crowd is booing Ash. Ash runs into the ropes. Ash misses with a kick. Ash hits Shin Mebadazz with an elbow. Raze: Ash catches Shin with the elbow Ash goes for a roundhouse kick, but Shin Mebadazz blocks it. SS; Shin blocked the roundhouse Shin Mebadazz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Raze: Shin goes back to the outside to get the chair Shin Mebadazz runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Shin Mebadazz uses a dropkick to the knee on Ash. Raze: We’ve seen Shin use that move before, Springboard dropkick to the knee! Ash is down on one knee! Shin Mebadazz nails Ash with a dropkick to the face. SS: And Shin nails the drop kick! Shin Mebadazz spits at the crowd. SS: Since Shin’s with the Future the fans take that as a compliment The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz nails Ash with a chop. Shin Mebadazz whips Ash into the ropes, but Ash reverses it. Shin Mebadazz goes for a Yakuza kick, but Ash counters it with a legsweep. Raze: These two have been countering each other the whole night. Ash runs into the ropes. Ash misses with an elbow. Shin Mebadazz hits Ash with an elbow. Shin Mebadazz takes Ash down with a roundhouse kick. Raze: Roundhouse kick, when Shin isn’t destroying a opponent with weapons he shows he can wrestle with the best of them, A portion of the crowd is booing Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz hits a flying double foot stomp on Ash. SS: That can’t be good for Ash’s ribs, or sternum and lungs Shin Mebadazz nails Ash with a legsweep. Shin Mebadazz nails Ash with a slingshot legdrop. Raze: Slingshot legdrop from Shin! Shin Mebadazz is starting to get more cheers than boos. Shin Mebadazz takes Ash down with an enzuilariato. SS: Enzuilariaomo….what a move!!! Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Shin Mebadazz goes for a superkick, but Ash counters it with a legsweep. Ash runs into the ropes. Ash nails Shin Mebadazz with a high knee. Raze: Ash with the high knee Ash is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, shoulder up. SS: Only a one count! Ash takes Shin Mebadazz down with a tiger driver. SS: Tiger Driver, center of the ring… Bob Leardi counts: One, shoulder up. Raze: Shin kicked out at ONE!! Ash runs into the ropes. Ash hits a high knee on Shin Mebadazz. SS: Another high knee Ash gets a Canadian backbreaker on Shin Mebadazz. Raze: Canadian backbreaker by Ash… Shin Mebadazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds. Raze: Shin gets to the ropes Ash whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. Ash hits Shin Mebadazz with a shoulderblock. Ash whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. Ash nails Shin Mebadazz with an inverted DDT. SS: Inverted DDT by Ash! Ash executes the Silencer on Shin Mebadazz. SS: Silencer! Silencer! We could have a new cruiserweight champ! Shin Mebadazz is writhing in pain. SS: Shin fighting the pain! Raze: We’ve seen him withstand the Silencer before, can he do it here tonight! Bob Leardi asks Shin Mebadazz if he's had enough. Shin Mebadazz shakes his head. Shin Mebadazz summons one last burst of energy. SS: It looks like he’s out! Bob Leardi checks Shin Mebadazz's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Raze: No! Shin gets the arm up the first time, that’s like a one count! Shin Mebadazz fights his way out of the hold after 37 seconds. SS: Shin’s free! Shin’s free! Shin Mebadazz uses a dropkick to the knee on Ash. SS: Dropkick to the knee! Shin Mebadazz leaves the ring. SS: I didn’t mean to rhyme! He returns with a chair. Raze: Shin has the chair! Shin Mebadazz takes the chair. Shin Mebadazz uses a dropkick to the face with the chair on Ash. SS: Holy Shit! Raze: Vandaminator! Shin Mebadazz runs into the ropes. Shin Mebadazz hits Ash with a kick. Shin Mebadazz takes Ash down with a flying double foot stomp. SS: Double foot stomp! Raze: Ash has to have a cracked rib or something from these foot stomps Shin Mebadazz goes for a roundhouse kick, but Ash counters it with a legsweep. Ash hits Shin Mebadazz with the Niagara Driver. Raze: Ash comes back with the Niagara Driver Ash seemingly enjoys the boos. Ash goes for a German suplex, but Shin Mebadazz blocks it. Raze: Shin stops Ash’s comeback attempt before it even starts Shin Mebadazz hits Ash. Shin Mebadazz acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Shin Mebadazz kicks Ash. Shin Mebadazz locks Ash in the cross-faced chicken wing. Raze: Cross face!! One dangerous move! SS: Ash fighting it Raze: He’s trying to get to the ropes Ash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Shin Mebadazz gives the sign for the Dark Morning Driver. SS: He’s calling for the Dark Morning Driver! Shin Mebadazz executes the Dark Morning Driver on Ash. Raze: He got it! DMD! The crowd is wildly cheering Shin Mebadazz with only a few scattered boos audible. Shin Mebadazz goes for the pin. SS: This should be it… Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Raze: NO! Ash somehow managed to kick out! Neither man wants to lose this war! Shin Mebadazz goes for a superkick, but Ash ducks out of the way. Ash goes for a high knee, but Shin Mebadazz side-steps and Ash only hits air. SS: Ash misses the high knee Shin Mebadazz hits a short lariat on Ash. Raze: Shin stays on the attack! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, in the ropes... SS: Two count for Shin Shin Mebadazz goes for a stomp, but Ash rolls out of the way. Ash whips Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. Ash misses with a shoulderblock. Shin Mebadazz executes an enzuilariato on Ash. Raze: Enzuilariato from the cruiserweight champion! Shin Mebadazz uses an enzuilariato on Ash. SS: Another one Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Shin Mebadazz places Ash on the turnbuckle. Shin Mebadazz goes for a top-rope DDT, but Ash blocks it. Raze: Ash blocks the top rope DDT. Both men starting to look tired Ash throws Shin Mebadazz off the turnbuckle. Shin Mebadazz nails him with a handful of powder. SS: Powder in the eyes! Raze: Shin with a old but very effective move! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. He goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, in the ropes... SS: Ash gets the foot on the rope Shin Mebadazz nails Ash with a backdrop driver. Raze: Backdrop driver, he’s going back to the cover Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Raze: Ash still able to kick out. Shin Mebadazz kicks Ash. Shin Mebadazz hits Ash. The crowd is wildly cheering Shin Mebadazz with only a few scattered boos audible. Shin Mebadazz hits Ash. SS: Shin is taking Ash apart! Shin Mebadazz nails Ash with a superkick. Raze: Super Kick! Shin Mebadazz goes for an enzuilariato, but Ash counters it with a backward kick SS: Ash saves himself with the backward kick The cheers for Ash are drowning out the boos. Ash attempts to place Shin Mebadazz on the turnbuckle, but Shin Mebadazz blocks it. Ash hits a piledriver on Shin Mebadazz. Raze: Piledriver from Ash The cheers for Ash are drowning out the boos. Ash is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Raze: Shin kicked out at the last second Ash executes the Silencer on Shin Mebadazz. SS: Silencer! Raze: Clutch bulldog into crippler crossface! SS: Shin fighting for all it’s worth Raze: Shin will just not give in! Shin Mebadazz breaks the hold after 50 seconds. Raze: Shin AGAIN breaks the Silencer, it’s no longer will he break the Silencer but how many times! Shin Mebadazz catches Ash in an octopus hold. Shin Mebadazz lets go after 13 seconds. SS: Shin lets go of the Octopus Shin Mebadazz throws Ash out of the ring. Shin Mebadazz goes through the ropes. Raze: Shin going to the outside now Shin Mebadazz hits Ash with an enzuigiri to the face. SS: Enzuigiri right in the Ash’s face Shin Mebadazz hits Ash with a legdrop. Shin Mebadazz is handed a pair of brass knuckles. Raze: Shin’s got a pair of brass knuckles Shin Mebadazz hits him with the pair of brass knuckles. SS: Shot to the forehead! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Shin Mebadazz executes a backdrop driver on Ash. Raze: Backdrop driver on the concrete Shin Mebadazz throws Ash back into the ring. Shin Mebadazz brings the table into the ring. SS: Shin bringing Ash and a table into the ring Shin Mebadazz executes the Thunder Fire Powerbomb on Ash. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, in the ropes... Raze: Ash gets a foot on the rope after a Thunder Fire Power bomb Shin Mebadazz hits him with the pair of brass knuckles. SS: And he goes back to the brass knuckles All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Shin Mebadazz executes the Dark Morning Driver on Ash. SS: DMD! DMD! Raze: This is it! The boos are resurfacing again. Shin Mebadazz goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SS: Ash has somehow kicked out of the Dark Morning Driver! Shin Mebadazz throws Ash out of the ring. Raze: And Shin sends him straight back to the outside Shin Mebadazz goes for a running over the post somersault plancha, but Ash moves out of the way. SS: Ash rolled out of the way just in time. Raze: Both men giving their all, they are both worn out, who’s going to come through here! Ash whips Shin Mebadazz into the guardrail. Ash uses a high knee on Shin Mebadazz. Raze: High knee from Ash! Ash executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Shin Mebadazz. Raze: Ash with the overhead belly to belly! Ash knocks Shin Mebadazz into the ringpost. Ash sets up Shin Mebadazz on the table. SS: Ash trying to end things by putting Shin through the wood Ash tries to drive Shin Mebadazz through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. SS: Shin blocks it! Shin Mebadazz executes a German suplex on Ash. Raze: German Suplex! Shin Mebadazz goes for the Dark Morning Driver, but Ash counters it with a gutwrench suplex. SS: Ash luckily avoids the DMD on the concrete Ash doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Ash sets up Shin Mebadazz on the table. Raze: Ash has him up on the table Ash tries to drive Shin Mebadazz through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. SS: Ash can’t get Shin up! Shin Mebadazz goes for a kick to the midsection, but Ash blocks it. Ash sets up Shin Mebadazz on the table. Raze: Ash trying again! Ash tries to drive Shin Mebadazz through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. Raze: Shin again blocks it! Shin Mebadazz executes the Dark Morning Driver on Ash on the concrete floor. Raze: Dark Morning Driver onto the concrete!! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Shin Mebadazz sets up Ash on the table. SS: Shin going to show Ash how to do it Shin Mebadazz executes a piledriver through the table. The table didn't break. Raze: The table is still up but the damage to Ash was done! Shin Mebadazz throws Ash back into the ring. SS: Shin sends Ash back in Shin Mebadazz goes for a piledriver, but Ash blocks it. Raze: Ash blocks the piledriver! Ash sets up Shin Mebadazz on the table. Ash tries to drive Shin Mebadazz through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. SS: Ash not having any luck with tables tonight! Ash throws Shin Mebadazz into the ropes. Will Combat is shown seated at ringside. Raze: Combat is at ringside. SS: Things could pick up real soon... Ash executes a kick to the groin. Ash goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, Shin Mebadazz gets a shoulder up. SS: Shin gets the shoulder up! -cuts to backstage- A ForkLift in front of the SIE: Future's door. Banging is heard from the locker room. -cuts back to ringside- SS: Like I said things are about to pick up. Shin Mebadazz goes for the superkick but Ash ducks it and executes a spear on Shin Mebadazz. Pops is shown walking pulling his pants out of his butt down to ringside. Ash gets a Scorpion Deathlock on Shin Mebadazz. Shin Mebadazz is struggling to reach the ropes. Ash lets go after 21 seconds. The Blood Brothers stand atop the entrance ramp with the arms folding across their chest. Ash looks at Will Combat at ringside. Will Combat does a thumb to throat gesture. Ash turns around is met with a roundhouse right. Pops climbs to the top rope. Pop goes for the Cotton Picken but Shin Mebadazz catches him and executes a power slam. Shin is raising his hands high in air. Pops rolls out of the ring. Rob Justice enters the ring area through the crowd. Rob Justice slides into the ring. Shin walks over to start kicking Ash but Rob Justice executes a double ax handle on Shin Mebadazz. Chris Black joins the Blood Brothers on the entrance ramp. SS: Who the hell is this? Raze: I have no idea but he is a huge man... SS: I figured it out..that's Chris Black..the former NLWE IC Champion... Raze: Who? Shin falls to his knees. Will Combat hops over the ring barricade. The Blood Brothers walk to ringside. Ash gets to his feet. Ash begins kicking on Shin Mebadazz. Will Combat enters the ring applauding. Will Combat is handed a microphone. Rob Justice grabs Shin Mebadazz and climbs to the top rope. Rob Justice executes the Brickyard Blues on Shin Mebadazz. The Blood Brothers enter the ring. Ash throws Shin Mebadazz into Will Combat. Will Combat executes the Knockdown Dragout on Shin Mebadazz. Vernon Black executes the Death Trap on Shin Mebadazz. Will Combat takes a seat atop the top ringpost. Jack Black, Ash, and Rob Justice execute a series of kicks on Shin Mebadazz. Vernon Black lets go after 58 seconds. Chris Black executes the Fade to Black on Shin Mebadazz. Rob Justice yells for Ash to cover him. Ash goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. The Winner and New Cruiserweight Champion is Ash. SS: ASH has done it!! Ash is the new cruiserweight champion!! Raze: He cheated, the NLWE handed him the title on a silver platter!!! Will Combat: Well..We have some good news...and we have some Bad news... the crowd is giving a mixed reaction. Combat: The Good news is... Ash is the Cruiserweight champion... The underachiver..The man nobody believed in is champion.. All these fuck monkey fans wrestlers and officials didn't believe in Ash..but I did... Now for the bad news... It is very obvious if you couldn't tell... The NLWE is still a huge UNIT.... We are still here and we are ready to kick some Major ass...Now The Real Deal has something to say... the crowd is cheering. Justice: Lemme correct something for you Will...It's the Movie Star....Woohoo!!! If nobody doesn't know..I've been making a movie... All you little inbreeds need to realize that Movie Star royalty is here and you nimrods here in Europe better listen... the crowd goes into a full chorus of boos. Justice: Kevin Williams, I know you want to be like the Superstar.. i know you want imitate the best that the SFWL and Hollywood has to offer, that's why you tried to execute the Most famous move in professional wrestling...The Brickyard Blues....Well listen son...You aren't no where close to being on my level...Sure you beat me in the best two out of three falls match...but I let ya...cause I was leaving for higher grounds.. Kevin, have you made a movie? I think not..and I am not counting your little amateur movies you make with your wife. the NLWE breaks into an unanimous choice of laughs. Justice: Kevin, I am back, I am from Hollywood, I get invited to parties you wish you could attend...Kevin, I don't have to mess with piece of sh*t scum like you but you make me completely sick... I will win this fight, I will beat your sorry Piece of sh*t a**. Hate me if ya want..but we all know you love me...So you will die..hehe... Rob Justice hands the microphone to Vernon Black. VB: I guess the big question is..Where has the Death....Trap....Been....Well that is quite simple...We have been at home collecting our checks...Why? Because we can and because we are apart of the Greatest league in professional wrestling... The NLWE...So Future...Cult of Personality.. whoever is the Tag Team Champions after tonight... You got yourselves a pair of challengers. And let me give a a word of warning be careful what you say and what you do because you just might fall into the DEATH TRAP!! JB: My brother has said everything..what else is there to say..except if you think you know us....then you don't know JACK!!! Ash is handed the microphone. Ash: can somebody please tell me where the Future is at... Combat: Do you really wanna know? Ash: Sure... -cuts to backstage- An open door. The ForkLift is moved away from the door. -cuts back to ringside- Combat: Well what a nice change of events.. SFWL be on alert..the NLWE is large and in charge..Many more to come... "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to blast as the NLWE leaves through the crowd SS: Just when everyone thought they had seen the last of the NLWE they have come back in FULL force and Ash is now the cruiserweight champion! For the first time in his career he has won a SFWL championship! Timmy Zahn: Hiya fans, This is your man, Timmy Z, and I'm bringing you the much anticipated rematch between Uncle Filthy and Crack Habit Rabbit! We all remember what happened last month at Summer Scream and the now infamous Seasame Street Fight! Cut to still shots of: Uncle Filthy holding a flaming Elmo. Big Bird's beak being torn off. Rioting Muppets chasing Uncle Filthy and CHR. Cut back to Zahn. TZ: Needless to say, the SFWL lawyers and Children's Workshop's lawyers have been in constant touch in the last 30 days. And tonight's match promises just as much mayhem. We're going to be treated to a Playground of Death Match! Cut to the ring. SFWL Ring Crew is setting up. A slide has been installed in the ring. So has a swing, teeter-totter, a sandbox and a tether ball poll. Also, slabs of asphalt have been hauled down to the ring and layed around the ring. TZ: Fans, this match alone will be worth the price of admission or ordering this PPV. And rejoining me for this match is none other than Captain Kangaroo! Good morning, Captain! CK: Thanks Timmy. I sure hope we get an actual resolution to this match tonight. TZ: I understand that Uncle Filthy had a few choice words about your commentary last month. In fact, he had a lot of very unflattering things to say about you personally. Cut to Uncle Filthy: UF: Captain who? That old sonofabitch has no business even being at ringside. What the hell does that old fossil know about wrestling? He needs to go back to doing what he does best, have heart attacks! That old f-wad poisoned kid's minds for too many years! He never even approached the medium like me! I am loved by children everywhere and I love children everywhere...as my police record will clearly show. That old bastard did it for the money. I do it for love. Cut back to Timmy and the Captain. TZ: Any response Cap? CK: I'm just here as an impartial commentator. Uncle Filthy's opinions are his own. TZ: Always the consummate professional. And it looks like our match is about ready to begin. The lights go out. Then the sound of a horn. BEEP-BEEP! A short school bus comes down the ramp. Pedro is driving. The rest of The Beans are in the back of the bus dressed in matching school uniforms. Pedro: Hola! Me es el Bus-Driver-Man! Y me bring all the very special kids to el school! But there be no more special man in the world than Crack Habit El Rabbito! Y CHR say: It time for El Uncle Filthy to go to El school! BEEP-BEEP! CHR appears on the ramp wearing the same school uniform as The Beans. He's carrying a back pack and a lunch box. CHR makes his way to the ring and climbs up on top of the slide. The lights go out again and then an eruption of pyro. Uncle Filthy and Gorilla Pete storm down the ramp and hit the ring. TZ: Here we go! Crack Habit Rabbit comes down the slide and nails Uncle Filthy with a kick to the groin. Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with an uppercut. Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with a knee to the midsection. Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with a knee to the midsection. TZ: Uncle Filthy fights back! Crack Habit Rabbit is gasping for breath. Uncle Filthy climbs onto a swing. Uncle Filthy calls Gorilla Pete over. Gorilla Pete gives Uncle Filthy a push. Uncle Filthy executes a swinging kick on Crack Habit Rabbit. TZ: And Uncle Filthy is the first one to utilize the playground equipment. Uncle Filthy jumps off the swing and wraps the chain around the neck of Crack Habit Rabbit. TZ:Uncle Filthy is choking the life out of CHR. CK: Looks like Filthy has this one wrapped up early! Crack Habit Rabbit whips Uncle Filthy into a tetherball pole. Uncle Filthy is busted wide open. Crack Habit Rabbit takes a moment to catch his breath. Crack Habit Rabbit hits the tetherball, sending it around the pole. Uncle Filthy is tied to the pole. Crack Habit Rabbit executes a punch on Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit nails Uncle Filthy with a punch. Uncle Filthy is struggling to untangle himself. Crack Habit Rabbit executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Uncle Filthy. TZ: Looks like CHR has Filthy right where he wants him. Crack Habit Rabbit unties Uncle Filthy and goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. CK: I can't believe he didn't beat on him some more. You don't stop until he stops breathing! TZ: Captain? Crack Habit Rabbit whips Uncle Filthy into the slide. Crack Habit Rabbit rams Uncle Filthy's head into the slide. Crack Habit Rabbit executes an inverted power bomb onto the slide on Uncle Filthy. Uncle Filthy is bleeding like a faucet. Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. TZ: Uncle Filthy is in some bad trouble! Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a double-arm DDT. Crack Habit Rabbit drags Uncle Filthy over to the see-saw. Crack Habit Rabbit sits Uncle Filthy on the see-saw. Crack Habit Rabbit calls El Dookie into the ring. Crack Habit Rabbit instructs El Dookie to sit on the other end of the see-saw. Uncle Filthy is lifted high in the air. Uncle Filthy is begging for mercy. Crack Habit Rabbit smiles. TZ: Uh-oh. Crack Habit Rabbit pulls El Dookie off the see-saw. Uncle Filthy comes crashing down. Uncle Filthy is rolling on the mat holding his groin. Gorilla Pete comes from behind and nails Crack Habit Rabbit. Gorilla Pete kicks Crack Habit Rabbit in the midsection. Uncle Filthy executes a belly-to-belly suplex onto the slide on Crack Habit Rabbit. CK: NO! I can't believe he got that move off! Uncle Filthy looks up and motions for the ring crew to lower a tire swing from the rafters. Uncle Filthy whips Crack Habit Rabbit into the tire swing. Crack Habit Rabbit is stuck in the tire. Uncle Filthy spins the swings, tangling Crack Habit Rabbit in the chains. Uncle Filthy grabs a trash can. Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with the trash can. Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with the trash can. Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with the trash can. TZ: In my entire life I never imagined seeing a match like this. Never! Crack Habit Rabbit falls to the ground. Crack Habit Rabbit is busted wide open. Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with the trash can. Uncle Filthy is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. CK: That was close! Uncle Filthy whips Crack Habit Rabbit into the monkey bars. Uncle Filthy goes for an uppercut, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit chops Uncle Filthy. Gorilla Pete comes from behind and nails Crack Habit Rabbit. Gorilla Pete grabs the overhead bars and pulls himself up. TZ: Gorilla Pete is in his natural environment here! Gorilla Pete kicks Crack Habit Rabbit. Gorilla Pete kicks Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit tries to haul Gorilla Pete down, but Uncle Filthy hits him from behind. Gorilla Pete kicks Crack Habit Rabbit. Gorilla Pete hooks his legs around Crack Habit Rabbit's head. Gorilla Pete lets go of the monkey bars and takes Crack Habit Rabbit down with a rana. TZ: Monkeycarana! He hit the Monkeycarana! CK: And this is all legal! It's a no-disqualification match! Uncle Filthy is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Crack Habit Rabbit whips Uncle Filthy into the sand box. Crack Habit Rabbit shoves Uncle Filthy's face in the sand. Tim Rice asks Uncle Filthy if he's had enough. Uncle Filthy shakes his head. Tim Rice tells Uncle Filthy to respond or he'll stop the fight. Uncle Filthy nods. Uncle Filthy is trying to fight the pain. Uncle Filthy breaks the hold after 17 seconds. Uncle Filthy tries to crawl out of the sandbox. Crack Habit Rabbit jumps out of the ring and pulls out a box. Crack Habit Rabbit pulls out a dodge-ball and some lighter fluid. TZ: Oh my God! What is he going to do? Crack Habit Rabbit douses the dodge-ball with the lighter fluid. Crack Habit Rabbit lights the dodge-ball. The dodge-ball erupts in flames. Uncle Filthy has struggled to his feet. Crack Habit Rabbit hurls the dodge-ball at Uncle Filthy. CK: That's gonna hurt! Uncle Filthy ducks and the flaming dodge-ball hits Gorilla Pete in the chest. Gorilla Pete's fur burst into flames. Gorilla Pete: Oook! Oook! Oook! (Translation: Shit. Oh Shit! Help!) Gorilla Pete drops out of the ring and rolls on the asphalt. Cinco II douses Gorilla Pete and the dodge-ball with a fire extinguisher. TZ: Someone's going to get killed! Crack Habit Rabbit tries to whip Uncle Filthy into the slide, but Uncle Filthy reverses it. Uncle Filthy runs up the slide. Uncle Filthy executes a sliding kick on Crack Habit Rabbit. Uncle Filthy pulls a small bag from his trunks. Uncle Filthy scatters jacks around the ring. Uncle Filthy suplexes Crack Habit Rabbit into the jacks. Crack Habit Rabbit is writing in agony. Uncle Filthy pulls Crack Habit Rabbit off the mat. Crack Habit Rabbit nails Uncle Filthy with a headbutt. Uncle Filthy is a bloody mess. Crack Habit Rabbit hits a kick to the midsection on Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a power bomb. CK: Where does that rabbit get his strength? Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a DDT, but Uncle Filthy counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Tim Rice counts: One, kickout. Uncle Filthy goes for a chokehold, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Crack Habit Rabbit throws Uncle Filthy into the sandbox, Crack Habit Rabbit rubs Uncle Filthy's face in the sand. TZ: Fans, this is El Dookie's personal sandbox! You can't even FATHOM how much urine there is in that sandbox! Crack Habit Rabbit throws Uncle Filthy out of the sandbox. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a bridging back suplex. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Crack Habit Rabbit grabs a handful of sand. Crack Habit Rabbit runs the sand in Uncle Filthy's face. The blood and sand are caking together on Uncle Filthy's face. Uncle Filthy is spitting sand. Crack Habit Rabbit rubs another handful of sand in Uncle Filthy's face. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a powerslam. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a roundhouse right, but Uncle Filthy counters it with an armbar submission. Crack Habit Rabbit is struggling to break the hold. Crack Habit Rabbit is trying to fight the pain. Tim Rice asks Crack Habit Rabbit if he's had enough. Crack Habit Rabbit shakes his head. TZ: I don't know how much longer he can go on. Crack Habit Rabbit is struggling to break the hold. Crack Habit Rabbit breaks the hold after 12 seconds. Uncle Filthy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Uncle Filthy is struggling to break the hold. Uncle Filthy breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a kneebar, but Uncle Filthy blocks it. Uncle Filthy goes for a savate kick, but Crack Habit Rabbit ducks out of the way. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Uncle Filthy with a punch to the midsection. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Uncle Filthy counters it with a go-behind. Uncle Filthy executes a waistlock suplex on Crack Habit Rabbit. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. TZ: Somehow this has turned into a wrestling match. Uncle Filthy executes a series of mounted punches on Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit is wearing a crismon mask. Uncle Filthy executes a series of kicks to the head on Crack Habit Rabbit. Uncle Filthy is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, Crack Habit Rabbit reverses the pinfall. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Uncle Filthy catches Crack Habit Rabbit in a guillotine choke. CK: I think CHR is done for. Crack Habit Rabbit is struggling to break the hold. Tim Rice asks Crack Habit Rabbit if he's had enough. Crack Habit Rabbit shakes his head. Crack Habit Rabbit is trying to fight the pain. Tim Rice asks Crack Habit Rabbit if he's had enough. Crack Habit Rabbit doesn't respond. Tim Rice checks Crack Habit Rabbit's arm. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...it stays up! Crack Habit Rabbit fights his way out of the hold after 19 seconds. Uncle Filthy executes a triangle choke on Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit is struggling to break the hold. Uncle Filthy's shoulders are on the ground. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. TZ: It's pretty clear that Uncle Filthy has gotten serious about ending this match and this feud. Crack Habit Rabbit breaks the hold after 11 seconds. Uncle Filthy goes for a triangle choke, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Crack Habit Rabbit stomps Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit stomps Uncle Filthy. Uncle Filthy palms a handful of sand. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a forearm choke, but Uncle Filthy rubs the sand in his eyes. TZ: Remember what I said about the urine. That's gotta sting like a mother! Uncle Filthy takes Crack Habit Rabbit down with a back elbow. Uncle Filthy takes Crack Habit Rabbit down with a jumping elbow thrust. Uncle Filthy is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Uncle Filthy goes for a kick to the head, but Crack Habit Rabbit catches his foot. Crack Habit Rabbit executes a T-Bone Suplex on Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...kickout. CK: Almost! He almost beat that degenerate! TZ: Huh? Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a falling headbutt, but Uncle Filthy counters it with a chokehold. Crack Habit Rabbit breaks the hold after 4 seconds. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a bodyslam. Crack Habit Rabbit executes a kneedrop on Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Crack Habit Rabbit executes a kneedrop on Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Crack Habit Rabbit executes a kneedrop on Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit executes a kneedrop on Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit executes a kneedrop on Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...kickout. TZ: Crack Habit Rabbit visibly frustrated now! Uncle Filthy just won't stay down! Crack Habit Rabbit takes a wild swing at Uncle Filthy. Uncle Filthy dodges behind him. Uncle Filthy locks Crack Habit Rabbit in the kata hajime. Crack Habit Rabbit is struggling to break the hold. Crack Habit Rabbit breaks the hold with a backward kick after 7 seconds. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a piledriver, but Uncle Filthy blocks it. Crack Habit Rabbit, still holding Uncle Filthy in the standing head-scissors, hits him with a forearm to the back. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Uncle Filthy with a forearm to the back. Crack Habit Rabbit executes a piledriver on Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...kickout. CK: Come on Rabbit! Break his neck! Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a splash, but Uncle Filthy gets his knees up. Uncle Filthy executes a body scissors on Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit is struggling to break the hold. Crack Habit Rabbit is writhing in pain. Tim Rice asks Crack Habit Rabbit if he's had enough. Crack Habit Rabbit shakes his head. Tim Rice asks Crack Habit Rabbit if he's had enough. Crack Habit Rabbit shakes his head. Crack Habit Rabbit breaks the hold after 14 seconds. Uncle Filthy goes for the Show's Over, Kids, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Crack Habit Rabbit executes a faceslam on Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit hauls Uncle Filthy to his feet. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a snap mare. Crack Habit Rabbit hauls Uncle Filthy to his feet. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a DDT. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for the Bunny Sleeper, but Uncle Filthy blocks it. Uncle Filthy goes for a kneelock submission, but Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a kick to the face. Uncle Filthy is out cold. Crack Habit Rabbit executes the Bunny Sleeper on Uncle Filthy. TZ: He's got it! He's got the Bunny Sleeper on him! This match is over! Tim Rice asks Uncle Filthy if he's had enough. Uncle Filthy doesn't respond. CK: That kick to the face knocked Uncle Filthy's lights out! Tim Rice checks Uncle Filthy's arm. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...a thrown trashcan hits Crack Habit Rabbit in the back of the head, causing him to release the hold. TZ: No! That damn gorilla! Crack Habit Rabbit had this match WON! Gorilla Pete grabs a rock. Gorilla Pete clubs Crack Habit Rabbit with the rock. Crack Habit Rabbit is out cold. CK: Oh my God! Singed simian just brained CHR with a rock! A goddamned ROCK! TZ: And there's nothing Tim Rice can do about it! Gorilla Pete runs over to Uncle Filthy. Gorilla Pete slaps Uncle Filthy. Uncle Filthy doesn't respond. TZ: Gorilla Pete trying to bring his boss around! Gorilla Pete slaps Uncle Filthy. Uncle Filthy doesn't respond. Gorilla Pete slaps Uncle Filthy. Uncle Filthy flinches. BK: Uncle Filthy is starting to come to! Gorilla Pete slaps Uncle Filthy. Uncle Filthy's eyes snap open. Gorilla Pete helps Uncle Filthy to his feet. Uncle Filthy decks Gorilla Pete. TZ: Uncle Filthy didn't appreciate being slapped! CK: If Gorilla Pete hadn't done it, Uncle Filthy would still be unconscious on the ground! Gorilla Pete, clutching his jaw, points at the prone Crack Habit Rabbit. Uncle Filthy staggers over to Crack Habit Rabbit. Uncle Filthy executes the Show's Over, Kids on Crack Habit Rabbit. Ann 2: This looks like it! Uncle Filthy's got the Show's Over, Kids on the unconscious CHR! Tim Rice asks Crack Habit Rabbit if he's had enough. Crack Habit Rabbit doesn't respond. TZ: CHR still out cold from that rock to the head! Tim Rice checks Crack Habit Rabbit's arm. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...it falls. Tim Rice is calling for the bell. The winner is Uncle Filthy. Time of match: (15:40). TZ: Well fans, it looks like Uncle Filthy will get the Extreme Title shot! But I'm sure we haven't heard the last of CHR! For Captain Kangaroo, I'm Timmy Z! Good night! (The camera pans over to a pair of familiar faces sitting at an adjacent announcing table. Jim Wilson and Harvey Wallbanger are engaging in some small banter before Wilson reaches up to his earpiece, apparently getting word from the back that they’re on. Wilson: Welcome everyone, and what an event we’re seeing thus far. HW: Amazing. Already we’ve seen the debut of Overdose, who is just as impressive as his hype. It will be interesting to see how far he goes here in the SFWL. Wilson: And what can you say about Ash? Coming out of nowhere, defying the odds and capturing the SFWL Cruiserweight Title. HW: Well, not to take anything away from that tremendous accomplishment, but Rob Justice and his refugees from the NLWE had a hand in that one. Wilson: Apparently so. I don’t know what he has in store, but if he’s thinking this little group will rival the invasion of WCW and ECW midcarders in the WWF, he’s got another thing coming. At least those fans up North recognized people when they did a run-in. Did you see all those people scratch their heads once that guy Chris Black came down to the right? HW: It’s like the Brown Brothers reunited. I mean, even the other guys, like Jack and Vernon Black came back to the SFWL, and unless you watched “the Worst of True North” compilation tape from RF Video, you wouldn’t realize that was the team embarrassed by Bowers and Reid not too long ago. Nobody really knew who they were. Wilson: But hey, Rob Justice says he is a movie star on the caliber of a Brian Bosworth, and I’m going to believe him. I mean, if he’s even HALF as successful as Roddy Piper, he’s going to be okay. But enough about those rejects. Let’s not forget because of that, uh, interesting match in the playground by Uncle Filthy and The Crack Habit Rabbit, Filthy will get an Extreme Title match later in the card. Just an amazing match. HW: I can just hear Scott Keith rant about the Flaming Dodge Ball of Doom now. But, all because of a rock from a Gorilla, Uncle Filthy advances. I am not even going to say I’ve seen everything, because I just know we’re going to see something just as surreal. Wilson: Well, if that’s what you’re looking for, perhaps this is the match for you. The SFWL Tag Titles are on the line, as The Future takes on The Cult of Personality. Let’s see how much the Crack Habit Rabbit has recovered from his Playground Match earlier in the day. He just CAN’T be at 100 percent just yet. HW: I doubt it, but this is his second opportunity to get the chance to hold a title, so I’m sure that would get him fired up. Wilson: You’re probably right, but we’re going to find out right now. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall Introducing first... Led to the ring by Chastity Williams and Elle Phillips... At a total combined weight of 414 pounds... The SFWL World Tag Team Champions... The Future Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 550 pounds... The Cult of Personality They lock up. Fyve runs into the ropes. Rich T. Boy misses with a shoulderblock. Fyve misses with an elbow. Fyve takes Rich T. Boy down with a lariat. Fyve hits a series of stomps on Rich T. Boy. The crowd erupts. Wilson: Here we go! Fyve is starting things off like a house of fire. Rich T. Boy is in trouble from the start. Fyve whips Rich T. Boy into the turnbuckle. Rich T. Boy comes back and rocks Fyve with an elbow. HW: Great move out of the corner from Rich T. Boy. He caught Five right in the mush! Rich T. Boy runs into the ropes. Rich T. Boy hits a rolling kick on Fyve. Rich T. Boy nails Fyve with a Japanese armdrag takedown. Rich T. Boy runs into the ropes. Fyve uses a stun gun on Rich T. Boy. Wilson: He caught him! That’s what this match is going to come to - countering the opponent’s offensive maneuvers. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Fyve. Crack Habit Rabbit enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele enters the ring, but gets cut off. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Rich T. Boy with a legsweep faceslam. Fyve nails Rich T. Boy with a jumping elbow thrust. Wilson: And Rich T. Boy just getting torn apart by CHR and Fyve. Good tag team wrestling put to use here. Crack Habit Rabbit leaves the ring. Fyve places Rich T. Boy on the turnbuckle. Fyve executes a top-rope German Suplex on Rich T. Boy. HW: Did you see his head smack against the mat? Rich T. Boy is seeing stars now. Fyve arches into a bridge, he’s got a cover. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Wilson: Too early. Fyve still has some gas in his tank, but he needs to make a tag. Fyve hits Rich T. Boy with the Rocker Dropper. The crowd is giving Fyve a standing ovation. Fyve tags out to Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit whips Rich T. Boy into the ropes. Crack Habit Rabbit misses with a kick. Crack Habit Rabbit misses with an elbow. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Rich T. Boy down with a kick to the head. Wilson: He got him that time. Rich T. Boy just holding his head in misery right now. The crowd is cheering on Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit whips Rich T. Boy into the turnbuckle, but Rich T. Boy reverses it. Rich T. Boy runs shoulder-first into the corner. Rich T. Boy leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. HW: That will even the odds a little bit. Rich T. Boy takes the chair. Rich T. Boy uses a back suplex with the chair on Crack Habit Rabbit. Wilson: Right on to the chair goes CHR! Rich T. Boy just leveled him with that one, he’s going to make a tag and in comes Steele. Rich T. Boy tags out to Chris Steele. Chris Steele runs into the ropes. Chris Steele misses with a clothesline. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Chris Steele down with a spear. HW: Hello! Wilson: The impact was tremendous on that move! Steele never saw it coming! Crack Habit Rabbit hits Chris Steele with a rabbit punch. HW: Natch. Crack Habit Rabbit tags out to Fyve. Rich T. Boy enters the ring and lays out Crack Habit Rabbit. Rich T. Boy leaves the ring. Chris Steele whips Fyve into the ropes, but Fyve reverses it. Chris Steele goes for a clothesline, but Fyve ducks out of the way. Heath Ericson removes the chair from the ring. Wilson: This match has been all CoP. The Future needs to do something to change that - and fast. Fyve runs into the ropes. Fyve hits Chris Steele with a shoulderblock. Fyve whips Chris Steele into the ropes, but Chris Steele reverses it. Chris Steele takes Fyve down with a thrust kick to the head. Chris Steele is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chris Steele leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chris Steele runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Chris Steele executes a Yakuza kick on Fyve. Wilson: What an impact! Fyve caught that Yakuza kick right in the jaw! Heath Ericson removes the chair from the ring. Chris Steele hits a dropkick from the second rope on Fyve. Chris Steele hits Fyve with a bulldog. Chris Steele hits Fyve with a twisting moonsault. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. HW: Now the Future is taking over - Steele is moving this to his style of match. Chris Steele hits a punch on Fyve. Chris Steele attempts to place Fyve on the turnbuckle, but Fyve blocks it. Chris Steele goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Fyve blocks it. Fyve goes for a DDT, but Chris Steele counters it with a backdrop. Chris Steele runs into the ropes. Fyve hits Chris Steele with a Gorilla Press. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Fyve runs into the ropes. Chris Steele takes Fyve down with a single-leg takedown. Chris Steele places Fyve on the turnbuckle. Chris Steele leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chris Steele sets up the chair. Chris Steele goes for a top-rope DDT, but Fyve blocks it. Fyve throws Chris Steele off the turnbuckle. Wilson: Fyve dodged a bullet right there, Steele just kissed the mat the hard way. Fyve hits a jack-knife power bomb on Chris Steele. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Heath Ericson removes the chair from the ring. Fyve whips Chris Steele into the turnbuckle. Fyve charges into the corner. Crack Habit Rabbit enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Fyve and Crack Habit Rabbit whip Chris Steele into the ropes. They hit Chris Steele with a double kick to the midsection. Rich T. Boy enters the ring, but gets cut off. HW: More double teaming from the Cult. Crack Habit Rabbit uses a kick to the head on Chris Steele. Fyve puts Chris Steele in an octopus hold. Chris Steele breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Crack Habit Rabbit leaves the ring. Chris Steele hits Fyve with a bulldog. Chris Steele hits Fyve with a Northern Lights suplex. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Chris Steele goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Fyve ducks out of the way. Fyve tags out to Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a gutbuster, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Crack Habit Rabbit side-steps and Chris Steele only hits air. The crowd is cheering on Crack Habit Rabbit. HW: CHR had that one scouted. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a backdrop, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele whips Crack Habit Rabbit into the ropes. Crack Habit Rabbit misses with a shoulderblock. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Chris Steele with a shoulderblock. Wilson: He got him that time. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a spinning power bomb, but Chris Steele counters it with an enzuilariato. Chris Steele is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chris Steele goes for a kick to the groin, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Crack Habit Rabbit chops Chris Steele. The crowd is cheering on Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit chops Chris Steele. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Chris Steele. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a jab, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele hits a Yakuza kick on Crack Habit Rabbit. Chris Steele chops Crack Habit Rabbit. The crowd is cheering on Chris Steele. Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Chris Steele. Chris Steele hits Crack Habit Rabbit. Wilson: These two are trading blows right in the middle of the ring. Duking it out here tonight! The crowd is really behind Chris Steele. Chris Steele hits Crack Habit Rabbit. There are lots of chants for Chris Steele. Chris Steele hits Crack Habit Rabbit. The crowd is going crazy. Crack Habit Rabbit chops Chris Steele. Crack Habit Rabbit chops Chris Steele. There are lots of chants for Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit hits a thumb to the throat on Chris Steele. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Chris Steele with a legsweep faceslam. Crack Habit Rabbit throws Chris Steele out of the ring. Crack Habit Rabbit jumps onto him with a baseball slide. HW: Air Bunny! Steele meets the guardrail. Crack Habit Rabbit whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Chris Steele with a rabbit punch. Elle Phillips comes from behind and distracts Crack Habit Rabbit. Elle Phillips comes from behind, but Crack Habit Rabbit nails Elle Phillips. Wilson: Elle just got nailed! She tried to turn the tide, and that’s exactly what the Future needs now! HW: But Steele is back up after that momentary distraction. Chris Steele takes Crack Habit Rabbit down with a fallaway slam. Wilson: Fallaway slam right outside the ring! Elle Phillips comes from behind, but Crack Habit Rabbit nails Elle Phillips. Chris Steele whips Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. Rich T. Boy comes over to make it two-on-one. Rich T. Boy executes a spin kick on Crack Habit Rabbit. Chris Steele goes for a back suplex, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for the Bunny Sleeper, but Chris Steele counters it with a kick to the head. Wilson: Close call for Steele. He was quick enough to catch that move. Chris Steele sets up a table. Chris Steele sets up Crack Habit Rabbit on the table. Chris Steele executes a senton through the table. The table is broken in half. Wilson: MY GOD! CHR just got put through that table! He’s down and out! Rich T. Boy comes over to make it two-on-one. Fyve comes over, but gets cut off. Rich T. Boy nails Crack Habit Rabbit with a flying fistdrop. Chris Steele goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Elle Phillips comes from behind, but Crack Habit Rabbit nails Elle Phillips. Rich T. Boy comes over to make it two-on-one. Rich T. Boy goes for a spin kick, but Crack Habit Rabbit ducks out of the way. Crack Habit Rabbit whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. HW: CHR fighting his way out of the double team and trying to get some momentum here. Crack Habit Rabbit hits a punch on Chris Steele. Elle Phillips comes from behind, but Crack Habit Rabbit nails Elle Phillips. Chris Steele sets up a table. Rich T. Boy comes over to make it two-on-one. Fyve comes over and lays out Rich T. Boy. Crack Habit Rabbit and Fyve hit Chris Steele with a double legsweep faceslam. Wilson: Double Stroke from the CoP! Crack Habit Rabbit sets up Chris Steele on the table. Crack Habit Rabbit executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Crack Habit Rabbit whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. Crack Habit Rabbit sets up Chris Steele on the table. HW: Now it looks like turnabout may be fair play here. Steele can dish it out, but can he take it? Wilson: Someone alert the cliché police! Crack Habit Rabbit executes a splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Wilson: Steele just got planted! Fyve comes over to make it two-on-one. Fyve goes for a lariat, but Chris Steele ducks out of the way. Elle Phillips comes from behind, but Crack Habit Rabbit nails Elle Phillips. Elle Phillips comes from behind, but Crack Habit Rabbit nails Elle Phillips. HW: Elle is getting the holy Hell knocked out of her in this match. Chris Steele whips Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. Elle Phillips comes from behind and distracts Crack Habit Rabbit. Rich T. Boy comes over to make it two-on-one. Rich T. Boy takes Crack Habit Rabbit down with a spin kick. Chris Steele goes for a back suplex, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Crack Habit Rabbit is handed the ring bell. Crack Habit Rabbit hits him with the ring bell. The crowd erupts. Wilson: CHR knows how to use the foreign objects, and he’s displaying his penchant for doing so right here tonight. Crack Habit Rabbit knocks Chris Steele into the ringsteps. Elle Phillips comes from behind, but Crack Habit Rabbit nails Elle Phillips. Chris Steele whips Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. Rich T. Boy comes over to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele and Rich T. Boy hit Crack Habit Rabbit with a double inverted DDT. Fyve comes over and lays out Rich T. Boy. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Fyve executes a jumping elbow thrust on Chris Steele. Crack Habit Rabbit nails Chris Steele with a legsweep faceslam. Crack Habit Rabbit hits him with the ring bell. Crack Habit Rabbit chokes him with the ring bell. Crack Habit Rabbit whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. Crack Habit Rabbit knocks Chris Steele into the ringsteps. Crack Habit Rabbit hits him with the ring bell. HW: If it’s not nailed down, CHR is putting it to use here in this match. That’s how bad he wants to wear a title. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Chris Steele with a legsweep faceslam. Fyve comes over to make it two-on-one. Crack Habit Rabbit and Fyve hit Chris Steele with a double legsweep faceslam. Fyve hits Chris Steele with a jumping elbow thrust. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele whips Crack Habit Rabbit into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Chris Steele down with a legsweep faceslam. Crack Habit Rabbit hits him with the ring bell. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Chris Steele with a punch to the midsection. Crack Habit Rabbit hits a punch to the midsection on Chris Steele. Crack Habit Rabbit throws Chris Steele back into the ring. HW: Here we go back into the ring - finally. Crack Habit Rabbit brings the table into the ring. Wilson: But CHR wants to bring the pain of outside into the ring. Chris Steele sets up Crack Habit Rabbit on the table. Chris Steele executes a senton through the table. The table is broken in half. Wilson: Call the paramedics, Steele is out cold. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Chris Steele blocks it. HW: Not so fast. Chris Steele hits Crack Habit Rabbit. Chris Steele has the crowd going wild. Chris Steele hits Crack Habit Rabbit. The crowd is going crazy. Crack Habit Rabbit begs off. Chris Steele hits Crack Habit Rabbit with a punch. Chris Steele whips Crack Habit Rabbit into the ropes. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Chris Steele with a spear. Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, Elle Phillips distracts Heath Ericson. Heath Ericson is back on the job. HW: I think it would have been over right there! Steele has been getting punished throughout this match! Crack Habit Rabbit executes the Bunny Sleeper on Chris Steele. Wilson: There is it! The Bunny Sleeper! Steele is fading fast! Chris Steele is struggling to reach the ropes. Chris Steele summons one last burst of energy. Heath Ericson asks Chris Steele if he's had enough. Chris Steele shakes his head. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds. HW: He made the ropes! He lives to fight! Crack Habit Rabbit hits an elbowdrop on Chris Steele. Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, Elle Phillips puts Chris Steele's foot on the rope. Wilson: And AGAIN The Future is saved from outside! Crack Habit Rabbit executes a spinning power bomb on Chris Steele. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Wilson: So close! Steele just going on adrenaline now! HW: He’s Ricky Morton! Crack Habit Rabbit whips Chris Steele into the ropes. Chris Steele misses with a clothesline. Crack Habit Rabbit misses with an elbow. Chris Steele goes for a clothesline, but Crack Habit Rabbit ducks out of the way. Crack Habit Rabbit tags out to Fyve. Fyve and Crack Habit Rabbit whip Chris Steele into the ropes. They attempt to hit Chris Steele with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. HW: Big move for Steele - make the tag! Crack Habit Rabbit leaves the ring. Chris Steele nails Fyve with a Northern Lights suplex. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Chris Steele takes Fyve down with a moonsault from the second turnbuckle. Chris Steele goes for the 24/7, but Fyve counters it with a roll away. Wilson: Steele missed! He’s laying on the mat, rolling in pain! Fyve hits a stun gun on Chris Steele. The crowd erupts. Fyve goes for a stun gun, but Chris Steele blocks it. Rich T. Boy enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Crack Habit Rabbit enters the ring, but gets cut off. Rich T. Boy takes Fyve down with a back suplex. Chris Steele goes for a somersault legdrop, but Fyve rolls out of the way. HW: Fyve just got out of the way of that double team maneuver! Rich T. Boy leaves the ring. Fyve uses a piledriver on Chris Steele. Fyve takes Chris Steele down with a jack-knife power bomb. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, Elle Phillips puts Chris Steele's foot on the rope. Fyve runs into the ropes. Fyve hits Chris Steele with an elbow. Fyve uses a head and arm suplex on Chris Steele. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Fyve. Fyve locks Chris Steele in an octopus hold. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Fyve whips Chris Steele into the ropes. Fyve misses with a shoulderblock. Chris Steele uses a clothesline on Fyve. Chris Steele hits a handspring moonsault on Fyve. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Wilson: Steele is running out of gas - he needs to make a tag. Chris Steele hits Fyve with a single-leg takedown. Chris Steele hits Fyve with a snap suplex. Chris Steele executes the 24/7 on Fyve. HW: He hit it! The 24/7 on Fyve - the Future retains! I don’t believe it! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, Crack Habit Rabbit makes the save. Wilson: CHR in for the save! So close! Chris Steele leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chris Steele runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Chris Steele hits Fyve with a clothesline. Wilson: Clothesline on Fyve and Steele is fired up! Chris Steele tags out to Rich T. Boy. HW: The TAG! Chris Steele hits a Yakuza kick on Fyve. Wilson: Right in the jaw, Fyve staggering back! Rich T. Boy hits Fyve with a dragon suplex. Wilson: Into a Dragon Suplex by Rich T. Boy! Perfectly executed - Steele cutting off CHR! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going crazy. The winners are The Future. Time of match: 0:16:53 Wilson: It’s over! Amazing! Steele gets his ass handed to him throughout the match, but manages to pull it together long enough for the victory! That’s why they have the titles - but with the COP coming within a maneuver or two away from winning them, how much longer can they hold on? Two men jump out of the crowd. One is wearing a black t-shirt and jean shorts. The other is wearing an Adidas warm up jacket with black pants. Both men have title belts with them, which they drop on the ring apron. HW: What the hell is this? More NLWE? The two men slide into the ring Wilson: It's Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke! Tyler MacDonald grabs the Crack Habit Rabbit from behind Tyler MacDonald nails the Crack Habit Rabbit with an Ace Crusher Gunther Franke nails Fyve with a low blow Tyler MacDonald throws the Crack Habit Rabbit out of the ring HW: We saw The Grimm Reaper talking to them the other day and they said they would be here in Sweden. Tyler MacDonald nails Rich T Boy with a kick to the midsection Gunther Franke takes down Chris Steele with a Lou Thesz Press Gunther Franke begins pounding on Chris Steele Tyler MacDonald nails Rich T. Boy with an Ace Crusher Gunther Franke executes the Sharpshooter on Chris Steele Tyler MacDonald picks up Rich T. Boy Tyler MacDonald locks in the Kata Hajime on Rich T. Boy Wilson: MacDonald locks in the Tazmission! HW: These two guys are demolishing the Future and The Cult of Personality Gunther Franke releases the hold after 34 seconds Tyler MacDonald cinches in the hold. Wilson: Let him go dammit! Tyler MacDonald releases the hold after 45 seconds Tyler MacDonald has the mic MacD: Yeah, enough is enough around here. Look at these people. These people in Goteborg know what's up. They know that the tag team division in the SFWL SUCKS!!!!! There hasn't been a strong team around here since the stone age. Yeah, both Gunther and I were singles stars in the SFWL. But we weeded ourselves out. We came over here to Europe. And what happened. Franke: Wir haben die European tag team titles. WIR sind die besten team in all of Europe! MacD: That's right. And now we are going to conquer the world. You see, we may be the tag team champions of all Europe. But we aren't satisfied with that. These teams aren't the teams that we are. But they are better than the CRAP that litters this tag team division in the SFWL. So let this be a warning to The Cult of Personality and especially the "champions" The Future that we are taking NO prisoners. Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke are BACK. And dammit, we're gonna give those belts the MEANING that they are so lacking. Tyler MacDonald drops the mic. He spits on Chris Steele. Franke and MacDonald grab their European tag title belts and leave the ringside area. Wilson: European Tag Belts? I never sanctioned that. HW: I guess it’s their FTW Title. Wilson: Well, in any event, the tag division is suddenly the place to be right now in the SFWL, but I’m sure Franke and MacDonald just got two top teams VERY upset at them right now. HW: Indeed. Wilson: Let’s go to the back for some information on Torment. Mike Torment is running through the hallway. TOrment gets to a room in the back of the arena. Torment enters the room and sees his parents and Heather sitting there. Torment gives Heather a huge hug. Torment hugs his parents who are slightly bruised and very shaken up. Torment: Thank god you guys are ok. Heather come on. I need you at ringside with me tonight. I have to finish off that freak once and for all. Heather: Not tonight Mike. It's a cell I can't help you and someone has to stay with your parents. WE can't leave them alone with Paine in the arena. We've been informed that we have seats at ringside. WE're going to all stay there. Torment: Fine, but I'm not letting you go out there alone. I'll take you to your seats. (Back to the arena) Wilson: Well, in the neverending saga of Torment and Paine, that match is coming up later. HW: Very twisted. Very bitter. Very brutal. Wilson: Certainly has taken its toll on both wrestlers physically and mentally as well. I don’t envy either of them. Next up is Brian Bowers taking on Arioc, and if you are into matches where people just have limitless HATE for on another, this is the match. HW: Definitely, Jim. The backstory for this match is just hatred for one another. Another chapter in the on-again, off-again sisterly feud between Kate and Sascha Elliot has evolved to include the one and only Lilith, and she brought her toy Arioc along with her for this ride. This is not going to be pretty. Wilson: With that, we’re underway. Hide the women and children. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Led to the ring by Kate Elliot... Fighting out of Sudbury, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 267 pounds... Brian Bowers His opponent... Led to the ring by Lilith... Hailing from Pandemonium... Weighing in at 340 pounds... "The Fallen Angel" Arioc They lock up. Arioc nails Brian Bowers with a Cradle DDT. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Brian Bowers begs off. Arioc goes for a short lariat, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers hits a clothesline on Arioc. Brian Bowers uses a fisherman suplex on Arioc. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, shoulder up. Brian Bowers hits Arioc with a knifehand chop. Arioc gives him a choke slam, but Brian Bowers doesn't even care. Wilson: Bowers up after that move, and it didn’t even faze him. Brian Bowers whips Arioc into the ropes. Arioc uses the Running Forearm Smash on Brian Bowers. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, kickout. Brian Bowers begs off. Arioc executes a reverse neckbreaker on Brian Bowers. Arioc uses a flying legdrop on Brian Bowers. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, in the ropes... Arioc whips Brian Bowers into the ropes. Arioc goes for a jumping DDT, but Brian Bowers counters it with a backdrop. HW: That’s what Bowers needed at this point, he doesn’t want to get beat down early against this monster. Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Brian Bowers mocks a fan at ringside. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers hits Arioc with a reverse neckbreaker. Brian Bowers executes a knifehand chop on Arioc. Brian Bowers nails Arioc with a low blow. Brian Bowers takes Arioc down with a double underhook faceslam. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Bowers. Wilson: Pedigree on Arioc. The big man is looking mortal this early on. Brian Bowers whips Arioc into the ropes. Brian Bowers hits Arioc with a kick. Brian Bowers gets a short arm scissors on Arioc. Arioc breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Brian Bowers gets a double chickenwing submission on Arioc. Arioc tries to escape the hold. Arioc reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds. Brian Bowers executes a hammerlock on Arioc. Brian Bowers goes for a knifehand chop, but Arioc counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Brian Bowers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. HW: That’s the only offense Arioc has had in a few minutes. He’s getting tossed around the ring. Arioc whips Brian Bowers into the ropes. Brian Bowers hits Arioc with a clothesline. Brian Bowers uses a low blow on Arioc. Brian Bowers catches Arioc in a chokehold. Arioc reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brian Bowers uses a superkick on Arioc. Brian Bowers mocks a fan at ringside. A portion of the crowd is cheering Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers leaves the ring. He returns with a road sign. Brian Bowers hits him with a road sign. Brian Bowers nails Arioc with a kick to the midsection. Brian Bowers uses a Northern Lights suplex on Arioc. Wilson: Northern Lights into a bridge.. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. HW: Arioc is too powerful for that. He couldn’t get it locked. Brian Bowers complains about a slow count. Brian Bowers mocks a fan at ringside. A portion of the crowd is booing Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers hits him with the road sign. Arioc is busted wide open. Kevin Kerrigan throws the road sign out of the ring. Brian Bowers uses a low blow on Arioc. Brian Bowers kicks Arioc. Brian Bowers is starting to get more cheers than boos. Brian Bowers chops Arioc. Brian Bowers seemingly enjoys the boos. Arioc punches Brian Bowers. Arioc is starting to get more cheers than boos. Arioc punches Brian Bowers. Wilson: Trading blows. Arioc suddenly springing to life. Arioc is starting to get more cheers than boos. Arioc kicks Brian Bowers. Arioc uses a jumping DDT on Brian Bowers. Arioc is starting to get more cheers than boos. Arioc runs into the ropes. Arioc hits Brian Bowers with a clothesline. Arioc goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Brian Bowers counters it with a facerake. HW: The all-purpose stoppage to everything - the facerake. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Arioc. Wilson: There it is! The No More Apologies! Right in the middle of the ring! Arioc, who has been beaten mercilessly the entire match, fighting his way out of it! Arioc is struggling to reach the ropes. Arioc is valiantly trying to break the hold. Arioc is inching his way towards the ropes. Arioc is close to passing out from the pain. Kevin Kerrigan asks Arioc if he's still there. Arioc nods. Arioc breaks the hold after 28 seconds. HW: He broke it! He got the hold unlocked and now Kate Elliot is hitting the ring! Kate Elliot tries to interfere, but Lilith prevents her from doing so. HW: Lilith meets her halfway! Lilith executes a spear on Kate Elliot. Kate Elliot and Lilith are rolling around in the corner of the ring. Wilson: CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! Arioc whips Brian Bowers into the ropes. Arioc hits Brian Bowers with an elbow. Arioc hits Brian Bowers with a vertical facebuster. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Arioc goes for a stomach claw, but Brian Bowers counters it with a facerake. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Arioc misses with a clothesline. Brian Bowers hits Arioc with a shoulderblock. Wilson: Bowers trying to regain control here. Brian Bowers uses a clothesline on Arioc. Brian Bowers takes Arioc down with a power bomb. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, Lilith puts Arioc's foot on the rope. Brian Bowers whips Arioc into the ropes, but Arioc reverses it. Arioc hits Brian Bowers with a shoulderblock. Arioc goes for a stomach claw, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers throws Arioc out of the ring. Brian Bowers jumps onto him with a flying axhandle. HW: Bowers measured that one well and cracked Arioc right upside the head. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Brian Bowers throws Arioc back into the ring. Brian Bowers brings the table into the ring. Arioc goes for an Electric Chair Bomb, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers sets up Arioc on the table. Wilson: That’s a lot of weight on that table! Brian Bowers executes a brain buster through the table. The table is broken in half. Wilson: MY GOD! Arioc just went through that table headfirst! He’s not moving! Brian Bowers doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Brian Bowers executes a clothesline on Arioc. Brian Bowers uses a power bomb on Arioc. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, Lilith puts Arioc's foot on the rope. Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, in the ropes... Brian Bowers goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Arioc blocks it. Arioc runs into the ropes. Kate Elliot trips Arioc. Arioc hits Brian Bowers with a reverse neckbreaker. Arioc goes for a Cradle DDT, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers whips Arioc into the ropes, but Arioc reverses it. Brian Bowers hits a clothesline on Arioc. Brian Bowers leaves the ring. He returns with the steel chair. Brian Bowers hits him with the steel chair. HW: Bowers going for the equilizer - the chair! He just whacked him right in the head with that one! Brian Bowers doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Brian Bowers hits Arioc with a low blow. Arioc bumps into Kevin Kerrigan. Arioc is bleeding profusely. Brian Bowers hits Arioc with a sitdown faceslam. The crowd is wildly cheering Brian Bowers with only a few scattered boos audible. Kevin Kerrigan is back on the job. Arioc sits up. Wilson: He’s up - Arioc is trying to turn the tide in a match where it has been a ll Bowers. Arioc is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Brian Bowers goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Arioc blocks it. Arioc hits Brian Bowers with a series of punches. Arioc nails Brian Bowers with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Brian Bowers whips Arioc into the turnbuckle, but Arioc reverses it. Arioc charges in with a dropkick to the face. Wilson: He caught him! Bowers staggers out of the corner. Arioc executes a thrust kick to the head on Brian Bowers. Arioc seemingly enjoys the boos. Arioc goes for the Last Rites, but Brian Bowers counters it with a back suplex. HW: He tried to catch him in the Last Rites, but Bowers swung him around and planted him with that suplex! Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Arioc. Wilson: And he locks it in! No More Apologies! Nowhere for the big man to run! Arioc tries to fight the pain. Arioc submits after 11 seconds. Brian Bowers doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. The winner is Brian Bowers. Time of match: 0:10:16 Wilson: It’s over! Bowers wins! Arioc tapped, risking permanent injury! Bowers gets a huge win over a huge man! HW: Very brutal match, and I’m sure both men will be feeling it tomorrow. Wilson: Uhh, let’s go to the back now and get an update on Torment. Mike Torment emerges from the back with his parents and Heather. The crowd pops. Torment gets a surprised look on his face. Torment walks down to ringside where John Falcon is already sitting. Torment gives Falcon a hug and pats him on the back. Falcon looks bruised and beaten. The Torment's and Heather all sit down in the reserved seats. Torment hugs and kisses each of them then grabs a mic and enters the ring. Torment: THe game ends tonight Paine. A game that started long ago ends in this ring, tonight. You wanted to prove what a monster you are. You did it. We all know the kind of man you are. We all know how sick and demented you can be. But it's over. My family is back and the mind games are over. Tonight we play by my rules. Tonight it's all about skill and stamina. It's about who is the better wrestler. No mind games. And like I've done so many times before..I'm going to take you out. Yes this has surpassed wrestling. There is no respect between us. This is not friendly competition. I hate your guts. I hate everything you are. And tonight..I'm just going to give you a good old fashioned ass kicking!!! Torment leaves the ring, hugs Heather, his parents and Falcon one more time and heads to the back. Wilson: Strong words from the champion. HW: There's no love lost here - especially between those two. They long since crossed the line between personal and professional. Wilson: No doubt about that. Next up, we have Uncle Filthy trying to bring some gold to his show, as he takes on Malik Johnson for the Extreme Title. I doubt, after countless Playgound Matches, Sesame Streetfights and other bizarre matches, there is anyone more hardcore than Filthy... but we'll find out now, as the two men take on each other in a Parking Lot Brawl. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-FCA Cubed Match match scheduled for one fall . It is for the SFWL Extreme Title. Introducing first... From The Magical World of Your Imagination... Weighing in at 245 pounds... Uncle Filthy His opponent... Weighing in at 215 pounds... The SFWL Extreme Champion... Malik Johnson Uncle Filthy takes him down with a savate kick. Uncle Filthy goes for kata hajime, but Malik Johnson counters with a jawbreaker. They begin brawling by the arena entrance. Malik Johnson executes a chinlock deathlock submission. Malik Johnson lets go after 2 seconds. They begin brawling on the event stage. Malik Johnson misses an inverted DDT. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Malik Johnson takes him down with a double-arm DDT. The crowd cheers Malik Johnson on. Wilson: These two going right at it in the parking lot, brawling all over. They begin brawling in the parking garage. Malik Johnson goes for a backspin DDT, but Uncle Filthy counters with a belly-to-belly suplex. Uncle Filthy grabs a tire iron from the back of a truck. Uncle Filthy nails Malik Johnson with the tire iron. HW: There's Filthy taking advantage of anything within reach to get the title! They begin brawling in the parking lot. Uncle Filthy goes for a scissor kick, but Malik Johnson ducks out of the way. They begin brawling in the streets. Malik Johnson takes him down with a kick to the head. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Malik Johnson goes for a kick to the head, but Uncle Filthy ducks out of the way. Uncle Filthy misses a double armbar submission. The crowd cheers Malik Johnson on. They begin brawling in the back of a truck. Wilson: There's so much action already, it's hard to keep up. Malik Johnson clotheslines Uncle Filthy off the back of the truck. HW: Malik came out like a bullet and took Filthy down! Malik Johnson follows him over the truck onto the ground. Malik Johnson goes for a Yakuza kick, but Uncle Filthy counters with a legsweep. They begin brawling in the parking lot. They begin brawling by the arena entrance. Uncle Filthy goes for a series of punches, but Malik Johnson blocks it. Malik Johnson grabs a t-shirt from the concession stand. Wilson: He's got a Torment T-Shirt and he's not afraid to use it! Malik Johnson chokes Uncle Filthy with the t-shirt. HW: That's why he's the Extreme Champ. He can get right down to Filthy's level. Malik Johnson goes for a dragon screw, but Uncle Filthy counters with an enzuigiri. Uncle Filthy misses an armlock leglock submission. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Malik Johnson charges at Uncle Filthy with a trash can. Uncle Filthy backdrops Malik Johnson into the back of a pickup truck. Uncle Filthy follows him in. Wilson: What a counter by Filthy. He avoided that can and tossed him into the back of some poor guy's truck. They begin brawling in the parking lot. They begin brawling in the parking garage. Uncle Filthy goes for a scissor kick, but Malik Johnson blocks it. They begin brawling in the parking lot. They begin brawling in the parking garage. Malik Johnson takes him down with the springboard DDT. Heath Ericson counts: one, shoulder up. Malik Johnson rams Uncle Filthy into a parked Lexus. The car alarm is deafening. HW: Isn't that Griffith's car? Wilson: He's not going to appreciate that Filthy-sized dent in it. Malik Johnson goes for a jumping DDT, but Uncle Filthy counters with a backdrop. Uncle Filthy takes him down with a head and arm suplex. Uncle Filthy executes a chokehold. Uncle Filthy lets go after 8 seconds. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Malik Johnson misses an inverted DDT. Malik Johnson slams his head into the concrete road. Uncle Filthy is a bloody mess. Wilson: Malik just opened up some playground-wounds. He's not looking too healthy. They begin brawling on the event stage. Malik Johnson goes for a spear, but Uncle Filthy counters with a kneelift. Uncle Filthy executes a kneelock submission. Uncle Filthy lets go after 4 seconds. Uncle Filthy waves to the crowd. Uncle Filthy yells to the crowd through the microphone. Uncle Filthy goes for an uppercut punch, but Malik Johnson moves out of the way. The crowd cheers Uncle Filthy on. Uncle Filthy executes a forearm choke. Malik Johnson gets out of the hold after 15 seconds. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Uncle Filthy takes him down with a scissor kick. Uncle Filthy nails him with a headlock takedown. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Malik Johnson goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Uncle Filthy blocks it. They begin brawling in the back of a truck. Uncle Filthy throws Malik Johnson over the hood of the truck. Uncle Filthy climbs off the back of the truck. HW: Filthy taking the fight to Johnson, who needs to do something to get back on track. They begin brawling in the parking garage. Uncle Filthy takes him down with a front-layout suplex. Uncle Filthy waves to the crowd. Uncle Filthy misses a triangle choke. Malik Johnson takes him down with a double-arm DDT. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Malik Johnson takes him down with a Russian legsweep. They begin brawling in the parking garage. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Malik Johnson misses an armlock hammerlock submission. Malik Johnson takes him down with a backspin DDT. Malik Johnson goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Uncle Filthy ducks out of the way. Uncle Filthy misses a series of punches. They begin brawling by the loading dock. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Uncle Filthy goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Malik Johnson blocks it. Malik Johnson takes him down with a spear. Malik Johnson takes him down with the Swinging DDT. Wilson: He just nailed him with that DDT - right into the concrete. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Malik Johnson takes him down with a jumping side kick. Malik Johnson misses a bow-and-arrow submission. They begin brawling by the loading dock. Uncle Filthy nails him with a mounted elbowsmash. Uncle Filthy waves to the crowd. HW: What crowd is he waving at? Wilson: Probably the same one he sees during his little shows. Malik Johnson goes for a jumping DDT, but Uncle Filthy blocks it. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Uncle Filthy takes him down with a front-layout suplex. Uncle Filthy waves to the crowd. The crowd cheers Uncle Filthy on. Uncle Filthy executes a double leg cradle. Uncle Filthy goes for a kneelock submission, but Malik Johnson counters with a kick to the head. Heath Ericson counts: one, shoulder up. Malik Johnson takes him down with a kick to the head. Malik Johnson goes for a dragon screw, but Uncle Filthy counters with an enzuigiri to the face. They begin brawling by the arena entrance. They begin brawling in the parking lot. Uncle Filthy goes for a head and arm suplex, but Malik Johnson counters with a Victory Roll. They begin brawling in the streets. They begin brawling in the parking lot. The crowd cheers Malik Johnson on. They begin brawling on the event stage. HW: They're up there awfully high. Malik Johnson goes for a DDT, but Uncle Filthy counters with a low blow. Wilson: Low blow, and Johnson is out on his feet! Uncle Filthy slams Malik Johnson off the stage through a stack of tables. Wilson: MY GOD! Air Johnson! Malik Johnson is out cold. HW: He just plummetted through those tables - look at the carnage down there! Uncle Filthy climbs down and covers Malik Johnson. Wilson: The lateral press, and it's all academic. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three. The winner is Uncle Filthy. Time of match: 0:08:27 Wilson: The winner and NEW Extreme Champion - Uncle Filthy! HW: What a brutal match. Let's see if Filthy is healthy enough to defend that title in the future - especially after he left most of his blood on local playgrounds and parking lots today. Wilson: It's not going to be easy. Folks, thanks for joining us here tonight, we're going to hand off to our fellow commentators the rest of the way. Enjoy the rest of the show! TM: Good evening folks, and welcome to the Intercontinental Title match. As always, I am "Big" Tait MacAdams. Joining me is a refugee announcer from the NLWE... Terry Wilson. TW: Refugee??? Do I have freakin' Unicef receiver tatooed anywhere on my body? Do I look like I've been molested by the UN piece keepers? No!!! So DON'T EVER CALL ME A REFUGEE! TM: Sorry! Did you ever call an IC match before? TW: What kind of MORON do you take me for? Of course I have!!! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sascha Elliot and Lilith... Hailing from Tallahassee, Florida... Weighing in at 224 pounds... The SFWL Intercontinental Champion... "The New Hero Paradigm" Marcus Damian TW: Damian looks like he's ready for this one. TM: That he does! Say, how long have you been an announcer? TW: Long enough! I'm also a SUPERSTAR, so keep your comments to yourself. TM: The champ has entered the ring, and here comes the challenger! TW: I hope this one doesn't explode! His opponent... Led to the ring by Elle Phillips... From Canterbury, England... Weighing in at 178 pounds... Chris Steele TM: The leader of the "Future" is here, and is ready for his star to climb a little higher. Let's see if he can get it done! They lock up. Chris Steele attempts to place Marcus Damian on the turnbuckle, but Marcus Damian blocks it. Chris Steele nails Marcus Damian with a dropkick from the second rope. Chris Steele is getting a good reaction from the crowd. TM: There are a lot of supporters from this young man here tonight! TW: He probably owes them money. They don't want their meal ticket getting hurt! Chris Steele nails Marcus Damian with a kick to the groin. TW: Speaking of meal ticket... Sascha can't be enjoying that little love tap. TM: I'm not really sure if Marcus was overly thrilled about either! Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele. The crowd is starting to get behind Marcus Damian. Marcus Damian kicks Chris Steele. The crowd is cheering on Marcus Damian. Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele with a short lariat. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... TM: Steele finds the ropes fast in that one. Marcus Damian uses a flying legdrop on Chris Steele. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TW: He barely kicked out. Chris Steele may be a star, but it looks like a shooting star to me... TM: Give the man a chance. TW: I don't need too... I'm American! Marcus Damian goes for the Ace Crusher, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele hits Marcus Damian with a DDT. The crowd is cheering on Chris Steele. Chris Steele uses a DDT on Marcus Damian. TM: Steele comes back with TWO DDT's!!! The champ is dazy! TW: Daisy? I thought his name was Marcus. I wished someone would have told me this! The crowd is really behind Chris Steele. Chris Steele hits Marcus Damian with a flying senton. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. TM: Inches the shoulder up just in time. Chris Steele runs into the ropes. Marcus Damian takes Chris Steele down with a jumping DDT. Marcus Damian locks Chris Steele in a figure-four sleeper. TW: He's locked!!! The champ has it locked in!!! Oh happy day!!! Chris Steele is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. TM: Steele breaks the hold. Marcus Damian throws Chris Steele out of the ring. Marcus Damian goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. TW: Hey Tait! Are they supposed to be that close to us? TM: I'm not sure, why? TW: Because someone smells like they crapped their pants.. Oh, that's you! Marcus Damian takes Chris Steele down with an armbar takedown. Marcus Damian reenters the ring. Chris Steele follows him back in. Marcus Damian goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele leaves the ring. TW: Get back in their. Hey, what are you doing? That's my... He returns with a chair. Chris Steele sets up the chair. TW: He stole my chair!!! THAT'S MY CHAIR! TM: Relax. They'll get you another. TW: But that one was contoured to my bum cheeks. It's ass-tro-pedic! Chris Steele nails Marcus Damian with a full nelson faceslam onto the chair. Chris Steele runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Chris Steele goes for a bulldog, but Marcus Damian blocks it. Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele with a heart punch. Marc Liberis removes the chair from the ring. TW: Thank you... Oh my poor baby. Daddy missed you. TM: Do you two want to be alone? Marcus Damian kicks Chris Steele. The crowd is starting to get behind Marcus Damian. Chris Steele hits Marcus Damian. Chris Steele has the crowd going wild. Marcus Damian kicks Chris Steele. Marcus Damian kicks Chris Steele. Marcus Damian is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Marcus Damian throws Chris Steele out of the ring. Marcus Damian goes through the ropes. TW: On no, not again! Stay away from this table... and MY CHAIR! Marcus Damian whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chris Steele is handed a keyboard. TM: Look's like someone is going to get an instant message! Chris Steele hits him with the keyboard. The crowd is going crazy. Chris Steele hits a twisting moonsault on Marcus Damian. Chris Steele sets up a table. TW: Ha!!! He took the Spanish table.. Hey, what are you doing? That's my... Chris Steele grabs a chair. Chris Steele sets up the chair. TW: He did it again!!! He took my chair again!!! TM: He sure did. Steele looks to be setting Damian up for... Chris Steele hits Marcus Damian with a DDT onto the chair. TW: A beating with my $2000 chair!!! Chris Steele raises his arms. Chris Steele has the crowd going wild. Chris Steele throws Marcus Damian back into the ring. TW: Excuse me, Tait.. I need my chair.. TM: Just sit on the cooler... TW: What??? Chris Steele hits a flying senton on Marcus Damian. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, Sascha Elliot distracts Marc Liberis. TM: Sascha's doing what she does best! TW: I never knew she was baking cookies?! TM: The OTHER thing she does best. TW: I thought her pimp gave her the boot? Tm: Nevermind! Marc Liberis is back on the job. Chris Steele catches Marcus Damian in a dragon sleeper. TM: Dragon Sleeper. Steele has Damian arched back. Marcus Damian is struggling to reach the ropes. Marcus Damian reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Lilith throws Marcus Damian the cat-o'nine-tails. TW: Looks like Lilith has brought a few "play toys", if you know what I mean!!! Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele with it and goes for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TM: Chris Steele does not want to lose the match. It's going to takw more than a whipe to slow him down. TW: A bulldozer might do the trick! Marcus Damian takes Chris Steele down with a single-leg takedown. Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele with the Ace Crusher. Marcus Damian is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Marcus Damian takes Chris Steele down with a vertical facebuster. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TM: Marcus Damian is pouring it on! Marcus Damian whips Chris Steele into the ropes, but Chris Steele reverses it. Marcus Damian goes for a short lariat, but Chris Steele ducks out of the way. Chris Steele whips Marcus Damian into the ropes. Chris Steele misses with an elbow. Chris Steele misses with an elbow. Chris Steele goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Marcus Damian ducks out of the way. Marcus Damian whips Chris Steele into the ropes. Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele with a clothesline. Chris Steele falls out of the ring. Marcus Damian goes through the ropes. TM: Look out Terry! They're pretty close to your chair. TW: MY BABY!!! Marcus Damian sets up Chris Steele on the table. Marcus Damian executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is cheering on Marcus Damian. TM: The fans here in Sweden are getting their moneys worth tonight in this match. TW: Speaking of money's worth, have you been to Olga the masseuse? Now that's what I call talent! Marcus Damian executes the Doctor Bomb on Chris Steele. Marcus Damian goes for the Bitter Road, but Chris Steele blocks it. Marcus Damian knocks Chris Steele into the ringsteps. Marcus Damian nails Chris Steele with a jawbreaker. They're brawling inside the ring area. Marcus Damian goes for a facerake, but Chris Steele blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Marcus Damian is busted wide open. TW: What happened to him? He's been beating the snot out of Chris Steele, and now he's bleeding? Makes no sense! TM: Maybe he's a spontaneous bleeder. TW: You mean he's a woman? Marcus Damian nails Chris Steele with a jumping neck snap. Marcus Damian sets up a table. TM: Here comes another table. TW: Just don't hurt my chair! Marcus Damian whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. Marcus Damian hits a knee to the back on Chris Steele. Marcus Damian whips Chris Steele into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Marcus Damian executes a vertical facebuster on Chris Steele. Marcus Damian sets up Chris Steele on the table. Marcus Damian executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. TW: Ouch!!! I got a splinter in my forehead. Get it out! It hurts!!! They're brawling inside the ring area. Marcus Damian nails Chris Steele with a jumping neck snap. Marcus Damian sets up a table. Chris Steele is busted wide open. TM: There I got it. Steele seems to be bleeding as well. TW: So am I. That was a BIG splinter. TM: Wimp. Marcus Damian goes for the Bitter Road, but Chris Steele blocks it. Marcus Damian nails Chris Steele with a knee to the back. Marcus Damian knocks Chris Steele into the ringsteps. Marcus Damian has the crowd going wild. Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele with a jumping neck snap. Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele with a jumping DDT. Marcus Damian sets up Chris Steele on the table. Marcus Damian executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. TM: Marcus Damian is abusing Chris Steele at this point. TW: I really don't see why, either. He's the champ. He doesn't need to beat Steele. Marcus Damian reenters the ring. Chris Steele follows him back in. Marcus Damian is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... TW: I knew it. Steele barely had enough energy to get in the ring. He was way to close to the ropes. Elle Phillips enters the ring and hits Marcus Damian with a chair. The crowd erupts. Chris Steele whips Marcus Damian into the turnbuckle. Chris Steele runs shoulder-first into the corner. Chris Steele attempts to place Marcus Damian on the turnbuckle, but Marcus Damian blocks it. Chris Steele punches Marcus Damian. The crowd erupts. Chris Steele kicks Marcus Damian. The crowd erupts. Chris Steele executes a punch on Marcus Damian. Chris Steele hits Marcus Damian with a fallaway slam. TM: Chris Steele seems to be mounting a comeback. Chris Steele gives the sign for the 24/7. Chris Steele executes the 24/7 on Marcus Damian. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, Lilith distracts Marc Liberis. TW: Go Lilith!! Chris Steele hits a punch on Marcus Damian. Chris Steele whips Marcus Damian into the ropes. Marcus Damian misses with a clothesline. Chris Steele executes an inverted DDT on Marcus Damian. Chris Steele hits a fallaway slam on Marcus Damian. Chris Steele is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. TM: Lilith still has the ref distracted! Chris Steele could be the new Intercontinental Champ. Lilith enters the ring and hits Chris Steele with the cat-o'nine-tails. Chris Steele is out cold. Marcus Damian goes for a short lariat, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele is bleeding like hell. Chris Steele runs into the ropes. Chris Steele misses with a clothesline. Marcus Damian takes Chris Steele down with a short lariat. There is no referee to count. Marc Liberis is back on the job. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... TW: And Damian could have won this match. The officiating here in the SFWL sucks! TM: And I guess it's better in the NLWE? TW: Ofcourse it is! TM: Then why did you come here? Marcus Damian executes the Bitter Road on Chris Steele. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Marcus Damian goes for a half Boston, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele attempts to place Marcus Damian on the turnbuckle, but Marcus Damian blocks it. Chris Steele punches Marcus Damian. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele. The crowd is behind Marcus Damian all the way. Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele. The crowd is behind Marcus Damian all the way. Marcus Damian hits Chris Steele with a dragon suplex. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TM: This match is getting better and better. TW: And longer and longer. Marcus Damian executes the Doctor Bomb on Chris Steele. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... TM: Ropes! Marcus Damian executes a jawbreaker on Chris Steele. The chants for Marcus Damian are deafening. Marcus Damian takes Chris Steele down with a dragon suplex. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TM: Steele kicked out! Marcus Damian uses a short lariat on Chris Steele. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. TW: Now he gets the shoulder up! Choke him out! Marcus Damian takes Chris Steele down with a jawbreaker. Marcus Damian gets a choke sleeper on Chris Steele. TW: Damn! He heard me! Chris Steele is struggling to reach the ropes. Chris Steele is writhing in pain. Chris Steele submits after 11 seconds. The crowd is giving Marcus Damian a standing ovation. The winner is Marcus Damian. Time of match: 0:11:30 TM: Marcus Damian has retained the Intercontinental Championship. Elle Phillips climbs into the ring to assist Chris Steele. A man comes running down to the ring. TM: What the heck is this? TW: Looks like a run-in to me. The man slides into the ring, and grabs Elle Phillips. He climbs up to the top rope, and executes a jumping powerbomb. Elle Phillips is out cold. TM: Wait a minute. That's the Best Damn Bomb! That's Kent McKnight. TW: It is! Kent McKnight walks over to a bloody Chris Steele, and begins to kick him around. TM: There is no need for this. Kent McKnight grabs Chris Steele, and drags him over to the corner where Elle Phillips is lying. Kent McKnight climbs up to the top rope, and executes the Best Damn Bomb on Chris Steele landing on top of Elle Phillips. TW: Holy crap! That's nuts. McKnight: Just to let all you "Future" freaks know that the only REAL future the SFWL has is on the shoulders of the "Best Damn" in the business!!! Get ready because Kent McKnight is on a rampage to bring your little coalition DOWN!!! TM: We're back! Kent McKnight is locked in a steel cage with the Grimm Reaper. This should be a good match. TW: This should show us who the real power in the DOOM squad really was! This contest is a cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one Introducing first... From The Darkside of Hell... Weighing in at 325 pounds... The Grimm Reaper His opponent... Hailing from Lexington, Kentucky... Weighing in at 225 pounds... "The Best Damn" Kent McKnight They lock up. Kent McKnight nails The Grimm Reaper with a snap mare. Kent McKnight whips The Grimm Reaper into the ropes, but The Grimm Reaper reverses it. Kent McKnight hits The Grimm Reaper with a kick. TM: McKnight comes out like a mad man! TW: He's the Real Future of the SFWL, you know! Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight executes a Steinerline on The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight hits a short clothesline on The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight rakes The Grimm Reaper's face across the cage. TW: Yum!!! Hamburger, or as they would say here in Sweden, hamburger!!! TM: I never knew you were multi-lingual. TW: The Beans taught me all they knew. Kent McKnight goes for a scorpion deathlock, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Kent McKnight counters it with a small package. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... TM: Kent McKnight is exerting a lot of energy fast! TW: Hey Tait, I got my chair back. It's Ass-tro-pedic! Kent McKnight executes a snap mare on The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight goes for a sleeperhold, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a jawbreaker. The Grimm Reaper nails Kent McKnight with a shooting star press. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. TM: The big man with the press, but only gets two. TW: It's going to take a whole lot more than that to take out the Best Damn! The Grimm Reaper goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Kent McKnight counters it with a back suplex. Kent McKnight takes The Grimm Reaper down with a Steinerline. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight takes The Grimm Reaper down with a spin kick. Kent McKnight hits a spin kick on The Grimm Reaper. TM: Two great kicks from McKnight! Kent McKnight goes for a roundhouse right, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a punch. Kent McKnight re-reverses it. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper misses with a clothesline. The Grimm Reaper goes for a jumping clothesline, but Kent McKnight ducks out of the way. Kent McKnight executes a stun gun on The Grimm Reaper. TW: Pin Him! Kent McKnight is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... TM: Only get's two. Kent McKnight locks The Grimm Reaper in a sleeperhold. The Grimm Reaper reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kent McKnight scrapes The Grimm Reaper's face across the cage. Kent McKnight gives him a short clothesline, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't budge. Kent McKnight goes for a backbreaker, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. TW: And all the Hulkamaniacs are going wild! TM: What? The Grimm Reaper goes for a bridging back suplex, but Kent McKnight flips over. Kent McKnight takes The Grimm Reaper down with a low blow. Kent McKnight gives him a spin kick, but The Grimm Reaper only stares at him. TW: Umm.. I would run at this point! TM: There's nowhere to go. The Grimm Reaper nails Kent McKnight with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. TM: McKnight kicks out after two. The Grimm Reaper takes Kent McKnight down with a pumphandle slam. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper goes for a waistlock suplex, but Kent McKnight counters it with a go-behind. Kent McKnight goes for an inside cradle, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper places Kent McKnight on the turnbuckle. The Grimm Reaper goes for a top-rope DDT, but Kent McKnight counters it with a front-layout superplex. Kent McKnight is starting to get more cheers than boos. TW: These Swedes sure do know what perfection is when they see it!! Kent McKnight goes for a roundhouse kick, but The Grimm Reaper ducks out of the way. The Grimm Reaper hits Kent McKnight. A portion of the crowd is cheering The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper hits Kent McKnight. A portion of the crowd is booing The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper nails Kent McKnight with a kick to the groin. The Grimm Reaper hits the Stinger Splash on Kent McKnight. TM: Reaper's dishing out some punishment now! TW: Oh Kent!!! Get in there, buddy! The Grimm Reaper goes for a backdrop driver, but Kent McKnight counters it with a backward kick. Kent McKnight is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. TM: The tides have changed here in Sweden! TW: Friggin' Swedes!!! Kent McKnight hits The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight seemingly enjoys the boos. Kent McKnight hits The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Grimm Reaper chops Kent McKnight. The Grimm Reaper hits Kent McKnight. The Grimm Reaper punches Kent McKnight. The Grimm Reaper acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. TM: Both men exchanging blows. This could work out the Reaper's advantage since he has a hundred pounds over McKnight. The Grimm Reaper goes for a springboard dropkick, but Kent McKnight side-steps and The Grimm Reaper only hits air. Kent McKnight uses a Russian legsweep on The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight goes for a bulldog, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper goes for a spinning thrust kick, but Kent McKnight ducks out of the way. Kent McKnight hits The Grimm Reaper with a series of punches. TW: Floats like a butterfly, and kicks ass like the "Best Damn!" Kent McKnight gives him a Russian legsweep, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't even care. Kent McKnight rakes The Grimm Reaper's face across the cage. Kent McKnight uses a European uppercut on The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight nails The Grimm Reaper with a Steinerline. Kent McKnight is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. TM: What would be the upset win here? Both men are both highly qualified athletes. TW: The upset would be if Ricky Brookman came in and won it all! Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper misses with a kick. The Grimm Reaper misses with a shoulderblock. Kent McKnight misses with a kick. Kent McKnight hits The Grimm Reaper with an elbow. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper hits Kent McKnight with a kick. The Grimm Reaper whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper nails Kent McKnight with a spinning thrust kick. The Grimm Reaper acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. TW: Nice thrust kick. What's next, the spineroonie?? The Grimm Reaper locks Kent McKnight in a figure-four leglock. The Grimm Reaper lets go after 15 seconds. TM: Reaper let go? The Grimm Reaper runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight goes for a Steinerline, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a crucifix. Marc Liberis counts: One, shoulder up. TW: Why did he do that? McKnight is going to win now! The Grimm Reaper uses a jumping clothesline on Kent McKnight. The Grimm Reaper acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The Grimm Reaper hits Kent McKnight with a spinebuster slam. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... TM: The Grimm Reaper is tossing McKnight around like a rag doll! TW: Correction... Like a "Best Damn" rag doll! TM: My apologies! The Grimm Reaper goes for a boot choke, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight kicks The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper hits Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight punches The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight chops The Grimm Reaper. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight takes The Grimm Reaper down with a European uppercut. TW: As I always say, when in Europe use a European uppercut! TM: You always say that? TW: Every time I'm in Europe I do! TM: How many times have you been to Europe? TW: In total? TM: Yes! TW: Just this once! Kent McKnight attempts to place The Grimm Reaper on the turnbuckle, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. Kent McKnight takes The Grimm Reaper down with a European uppercut. Kent McKnight chops The Grimm Reaper. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight chops The Grimm Reaper. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight hits The Grimm Reaper with a backbreaker. Kent McKnight gives the sign for the Best Damn Finisher. Kent McKnight executes the Best Damn Finisher on The Grimm Reaper. TM: Best Damn Finishes!! He's got that locked in! This could be over! TW: And he's got the Grimm Reaper in the center of the ring... Wait, the big man is moving! The Grimm Reaper is inching his way towards the ropes. The Grimm Reaper tries to fight the pain. The Grimm Reaper is almost gone. Marc Liberis tells The Grimm Reaper to respond or he'll stop the fight. The Grimm Reaper nods. TW: He nodded! Let's stop the fight!!! TM: He had to nod if he was still in there, dimwit!!! Marc Liberis checks The Grimm Reaper's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! The Grimm Reaper fights his way out of the hold after 54 seconds. TM: Reaper breaks the hold after almost a minute. The Grimm Reaper executes a waistlock suplex on Kent McKnight. Marc Liberis counts: One, shoulder up. The Grimm Reaper runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper misses with an elbow. The Grimm Reaper hits Kent McKnight with a clothesline. The Grimm Reaper goes for a DDT, but Kent McKnight counters it with a small package. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... TM: And the Grimm Reaper is a house of fire!!! Kent McKnight hits a low blow on The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight whips The Grimm Reaper into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper misses with an elbow. Kent McKnight misses with a kick. The Grimm Reaper misses with a clothesline. Kent McKnight misses with a clothesline. The Grimm Reaper misses with a clothesline. Kent McKnight gives him a Steinerline, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't even care. Kent McKnight punches The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight hits The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. TM: Kent McKnight is on desperation street at this point! The big man broke out of his patented move!!! TW: This doesn't look good for the Best Damn!!! The Grimm Reaper chops Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight kicks The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight seemingly enjoys the boos. Kent McKnight hits The Grimm Reaper with a bulldog. Kent McKnight seemingly enjoys the boos. Kent McKnight nails The Grimm Reaper with a roundhouse right. Kent McKnight is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TM: Reaper barely kicked out that time! Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper hits Kent McKnight with a shoulderblock. The Grimm Reaper attempts to place Kent McKnight on the turnbuckle, but Kent McKnight blocks it. The Grimm Reaper places Kent McKnight on the turnbuckle. The Grimm Reaper hits a top-rope DDT on Kent McKnight. TW: My GAWD!!! He planted McKnight into that mat!!! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. TM: He get's the shoulder up! The Grimm Reaper takes Kent McKnight down with a jumping clothesline. The Grimm Reaper hits a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Kent McKnight. The Grimm Reaper whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper hits Kent McKnight with a spinebuster slam. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... TW: GET UP, KENT!!! The Grimm Reaper catches Kent McKnight in the STF. Kent McKnight breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Kent McKnight runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight hits The Grimm Reaper with an elbow. Kent McKnight is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TM: No!!! Kent McKnight nails The Grimm Reaper with a short clothesline. Kent McKnight goes for a short clothesline, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a Gorilla Press. The Grimm Reaper executes the Dead Man's End on Kent McKnight. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... TM: Kent McKnight got his boot on the rope in time!!! The Grimm Reaper goes for a pumphandle slam, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight hits a snap mare on The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper executes a low blow. The cheers for The Grimm Reaper are drowning out the boos. He goes for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TM: The fans are on their feet for this one!!! The Grimm Reaper nails Kent McKnight with a low blow. The Grimm Reaper executes the Dead Man's End on Kent McKnight. TW: That's number two!!! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TM: He kicked out!!! The Grimm Reaper takes Kent McKnight down with a low blow. The Grimm Reaper executes the Dead Man's End on Kent McKnight. TW: THAT'S THREE!!! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TM: McKnight kicks out again!!! The Grimm Reaper takes Kent McKnight down with a bridging back suplex. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... The Grimm Reaper goes for a figure-four leglock, but Kent McKnight blocks it. TW: Not this time, buddy!!! Kent McKnight gives him a spin kick, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't even care. Kent McKnight attempts to place The Grimm Reaper on the turnbuckle, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. Kent McKnight uses a low blow on The Grimm Reaper. Kent McKnight gives him a roundhouse kick, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't even care. The Grimm Reaper runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight hits The Grimm Reaper with a kick. Kent McKnight executes the Best Damn Finisher on The Grimm Reaper. TM: BEST DAMN FINISHER!!!! MCKNIGHT HAS THE BEST DAMN FINISHER APPLIED!!! The Grimm Reaper is struggling to reach the ropes. The Grimm Reaper is inching his way towards the ropes. The Grimm Reaper tries to escape the hold. The Grimm Reaper is inching his way towards the ropes. The Grimm Reaper is writhing in pain. TW: Reaper is in a world of hurt this time!!! Marc Liberis tells The Grimm Reaper to respond or he'll stop the fight. The Grimm Reaper nods. Marc Liberis asks The Grimm Reaper if he's had enough. The Grimm Reaper shakes his head. TM: Reaper's hanging in there!!! TW: Concede, you republican bastard! CONCEDE!!! The Grimm Reaper summons one last burst of energy. Marc Liberis checks The Grimm Reaper's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! The Grimm Reaper fights his way out of the hold after 39 seconds. TM: How did he break that hold? The Grimm Reaper uses a legsweep faceslam on Kent McKnight. The Grimm Reaper hits Kent McKnight with a low blow. The Grimm Reaper executes the Dead Man's End on Kent McKnight. TW: FOUR!!! That's the fourth Dead Man's End!!! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. TM: And that's the fourth time Kent McKnight kicked out!!! The Grimm Reaper executes the Dead Man's End on Kent McKnight. TM: FIVE!!! TW: WHERE??? Is CHR with him? Marc Liberis counts: One, two, three. The Grimm Reaper is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The winner is The Grimm Reaper. Time of match: 0:15:09 TM: The Grimm Reaper, after five Dead Man's Ends finally get's the win over Kent McKnight!!! Kent McKnight gets up! He walks over to the Reaper, and slams him into the cage! TM: What the hell is he doing now? Kent McKnight opens the door, and comes back in with a chair. Kent McKnight handcuffs the Grimm Reaper to the ropes, and begins attack him with the chair. TM: This is POOR sportsmanship! First Elle and Steele, now it's the Grimm Reaper. McKnight: I said it before, and I'll say it again!!! I am the driving force of the SFWL!!! I am the man that everyone wants to be like, and I will continue to come out here, and kick ass!!! I am the BEST DAMN, and the Reaper, Steele, Lupsa, and the Professional ARE NOT!!!! (Camera pans over to CJ Henderson and Mike Landel) CJ Henderson: Wow what an explosive match that was! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Actually I think the whole thing could have been better. CJ Henderson: Needless to say things are about to pick up as Paine and Mike Torment are going to square off inside a 16' tall Cell. It's going to be a two out of three fall Five Star Match! The first fall, will be fought under regular Hell in the Cell match rules; the second fall will be contested as a submissions match; and the third and deciding fall, if the match goes the distance will be a last man standing match! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: This match is going to have it all violence, gore, blooshed, and even some old fashion family values because Mike Torment's parents, girlfriend, and younger brother are all here at ringside in their "reserved" secion. Along with some of the SFWL's best security. CJ Henderson: This all began with Paine's return. Mike Torment wanted Paine gone but just couldn't seem to get the job done. Finally out of desperation Torment tried to push Paine over the edge by mocking him and his deceased family. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Yep, he thought that it might be enough to send the Monster crashing down, but it only succeeded in pissing him off. Paine fired back, kidnapping Mike Torment's Parents, Valet and Girlfriend: Heather, and severely injuring Torment's youner brother: former SFWL Cruiserweight Champion John Falcon. CJ Henderson: Enough with the history, on to the match!! This contest is the first fall in a Hell in a Cell-no-DQ-no-countout- no-time-limit-best 2 out of 3 falls match. Introducing first... From Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 325 pounds... Paine Paine stops and looks over the Cell. Paine looks over toward Torment's family. Mrs. Torment is visibly shaking. Paine shouts something at Torment's family. Heather stands up and tries to get past Security at Paine. CJ Henderson: Paine mocking Torment's Family. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Paine still intimedating, maybe the mind games aren't over yet. His opponent From New York City, New York... Weighing in at 285 pounds... Mike Torment Mike Torment comes charging down the aisle. Mike Torment hits Paine. Mike Torment whips Paine into the Cell. CJ Henderson: Torment has had all he could take...he's taking it to Paine before the match even starts! Mike Torment throws Paine through the Cell door. Mike Torment whips Paine into the ringsteps. Mike Torment tosses Paine into the ring. CJ Henderson: There's the bell! This match is underway! They lock up. Paine hits Mike Torment. Mike Torment hits Paine. Paine kicks Mike Torment. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Paine kicks Mike Torment. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Mike Torment hits Paine. Paine chops Mike Torment. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: These two just want to beat the hell out of each other. Paine goes for a full nelson, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Paine. Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. CJ Henderson: Nice takedown by Torment, he tried to get a submission but Paine is just to big and was able to get to the ropes. Mike Torment punches Paine. Paine kicks Mike Torment. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Paine kicks Mike Torment. The crowd is booing Paine. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Listen to the crowd. I wish they would make up their damn minds. Paine's a hero when he returns, but now they are booing him out of the building. CJ Henderson: The fans just don't think that what Paine has been doing is right, and frankly neither do I. Mike "The Hammer" Lanedl: This is all Torment's fault. He's the one who cost Paine the World Title and he riddiculed the man for not having a family. CJ Henderson: That still doesn't justify anything Paine has done recently, he took it way beyond wrestling. Paine goes for a Tombstone, but Mike Torment reverses it. The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Torment. Mike Torment goes for a bodyslam, but Paine counters it with a facerake. Paine goes for a choke slam, but Mike Torment counters it with a kick to the midsection. CJ Henderson: Choke Slam counterd by Torment! Mike Torment takes Paine down with a Soviet suplex. Mike Torment runs into the ropes. Mike Torment hits Paine with a clothesline. Paine bumps into the cage. CJ Henderson: GOOD GOD what a clothesline!! Torment knocked Paine out of the ring and into the cage right over the top rope!! Paine is out cold. A small "Torment" chant is being started. Mike Torment exits the Ring. Mike Torment whips Paine into the cage. Mike Torment tosses Paine back into the ring. Mike Torment puts Paine in a scorpion deathlock. Mike Torment lets go after 14 seconds. Mike Torment puts Paine in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. CJ Henderson: Torment really working on Paine's legs. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Torment knows that vertical Paine is walking wrecking machine. He has to keep him down if he wants to beat him. Paine sits up. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Paine hits a fisherman suplex on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: Paine fires back with a fisherman suplex! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Paine didn't have that locked on right or that could have made it one to nothing. Paine nails Mike Torment with a snap mare. Paine goes for a Tombstone, but Mike Torment counters it with an elbowsmash. Mike Torment goes for a fisherman suplex, but Paine blocks it. Paine kicks Mike Torment. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Paine punches Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: Some hard shots from the seven footer. The crowd is booing Paine. Paine runs into the ropes. Mike Torment misses with a shoulderblock. Mike Torment misses with an elbow. Mike Torment hits a dropkick to the knee on Paine. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Mike Torment right back to the legs. Torment has got his strategy set. Keep Paine down and work on the legs. Mike Torment goes for a figure-four leglock, but Paine kicks him off. Mike Torment goes for a Soviet suplex, but Paine blocks it. Paine nails Mike Torment with a fisherman buster. CJ Henderson: Torment fired back with that dropkick to the knee but Paine is just to strong. Mike "The Hammer" Lanedl: This match is going back and forth Torment is trying to wear Paine down but it doesn't seem to be working. The crowd is booing Paine. Paine whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle. Paine charges in with an elbowsmash. Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: Fall from Grace...out of nowhere!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Paine just took Torment's Damn head off. Paine goes for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr... kickout. CJ Henderson: Torment kicked out at two and a half! The crowd has started an enormous "Torment" chant! Paine runs into the ropes. Paine misses with a clothesline. Paine hits Mike Torment with a kick. Paine takes Mike Torment down with a mounted punch. Paine goes for a bodyslam, but Mike Torment counters it with an elbowsmash. Mike Torment goes for a backbreaker, but Paine blocks it. Paine nails Mike Torment with a fallaway slam. Paine catches Mike Torment in a double chickenwing submission. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Paine executes a jack-knife power bomb on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: Paine is just beating the living heck out of Torment! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: After driving Torment into the ring like a railroad spike Paine stil couldn't keep Torment down long enough for three. Paine executes a flying lariat on Mike Torment. Paine is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, shoulder up. CJ Henderson: Another unsuccessful pin attempt by Paine. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Torment is running off of hate, pure hate, and when a man is that pissed off it takes a hell of a lot to put him down. Paine goes for a snap mare, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment goes for a backbreaker, but Paine blocks it. Paine hits a fallaway slam on Mike Torment. Paine goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment nails Paine with a double-arm DDT. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. CJ Henderson: Apocalypse!! Apocalypse!! The crowd is going apeshit. The crowd is really behind Mike Torment. Mike Torment goes for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout... Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Look at that Paine just tossed Torment off. Mike Torment goes for a superkick, but Paine ducks out of the way. Paine goes for a fisherman buster, but Mike Torment counters it with a small package. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, in the ropes... CJ Henderson: He just couldn't keep him down long enough for the three! Mike Torment whips Paine into the ropes. Mike Torment gives him a dropkick to the knee, but Paine doesn't budge. Paine goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment tosses Paine out of the ring. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: It's about time these boys took this fight outside the ring!! Mike Torment grinds Paine's face across the cage. Mike Torment hits Paine with a superkick. Mike Torment lifts up the ring apron. Mike Torment pulls out a brick. Mike Torment measures Paine. Mike Torment throws the brick at Paine's head, but Paine catches it. Mike Torment connects with a Superkick onto the brick. The brick shatters. Paine is busted open. Blood is dripping from under Paine's mask. CJ Henderson: What a timing move from Torment! Mike "The hammer" Landel: He kicked that Brick right into Paine's face. The crowd is really behind Mike Torment. Mike Torment uses an Asai leg lariat on Paine. Mike Torment whips Paine into the Cage. Paine kicks Mike Torment. Paine whips Mike Torment into the ringsteps. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Paine is still moving. These two men are incredible. Paine tosses Mike Torment back into the ring. Mike Torment gives him a Samoan Drop, but Paine doesn't budge. CJ Henderson: Torment droped Paine hard with that Samoan Drop but he bounced right back up! Mike Torment executes a fisherman suplex on Paine. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr... kickout. CJ Henderson: Torment nearly had the first fall in this match-up right there!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: The object of a wrestling match is to get a three count. It doesn't matter how close you get. The Three is all that matters. CJ Henderson: Mike...you've not wrestled in twenty years...please don't drop your catchphrase at the announce table. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: What? The Three is all that matters...just shut up and call the damn match. Mike Torment gives him a kneebreaker, but Paine doesn't even care. Mike Torment whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Paine comes back and rocks Mike Torment with a clothesline. CJ Henderson: That nearly took his head clean off! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Bradshaw couldn't have made that Clothesline from Hell look any better. Paine hits Mike Torment. The crowd is booing Paine. Mike Torment hits Paine. The crowd is really behind Mike Torment. Mike Torment kicks Paine. The crowd is really behind Mike Torment. Mike Torment chops Paine. The crowd is really behind Mike Torment. Paine kicks Mike Torment. Paine chops Mike Torment. Paine uses a fallaway slam on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: The Crowd is firmly behind Torment! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Yeah, but Paine is beating the hell outta him so what does it matter. Paine is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Paine takes Mike Torment down with a heart punch. The crowd is booing Paine. Paine is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, shoulder up. CJ Henderson: Two quick falls in a row, but Paine just can't keep Torment down. Paine takes Mike Torment down with a bodyslam. Paine gets a Boston crab on Mike Torment. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Paine gives the sign for the Fall From Grace. Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Mike Torment. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: That's it, a second Fall From Grace, Torment's done...on to the submission match! The crowd is booing Paine. Paine goes for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr... kickout. CJ Henderson: Looks like your dead wrong Hammer, Torment kicks out at two and a half! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Kiss my Tennessee ass. CJ Henderson: You're still upset about the catchphrase thing aren't you. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Just call the match, don't worry about my damn catchphrases. Paine goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Mike Torment counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. There are lots of chants for Mike Torment. Mike Torment gets a half Boston on Paine. Mike Torment lets go after 17 seconds. Mike Torment locks Paine in a figure-four leglock. Paine breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Paine puts Mike Torment in a double chickenwing submission. Mike Torment is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. CJ Henderson: Torment and Paine have been using a lot of submission holds during this first match. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Both men are counting on winning the first two matches, wearing away at each other with hopes it doesn't have to go to the Last Man Standing match. Paine goes for a fisherman buster, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment goes for a bodyslam, but Paine counters it with a facerake. Paine uses a flying lariat on Mike Torment. Paine hits Mike Torment with a Tombstone. Paine gets a scorpion deathlock on Mike Torment. Mike Torment is struggling to reach the ropes. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. CJ Henderson: Another violent group of shots from Paine! Paine goes for a heart punch, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. The crowd is going into a frenzy. CJ Henderson: Torment caught Paine by the arm and pulled him into the Apcalypse!! Mike Torment goes for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Mike Torment. Time of match: 0:12:16 CJ Henderson: Torment has done it he's picked up the first Fall! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Torment got the first pin, but took one hell of a beating. This second fall is going to be tough for him to walk away with. This contest is the 2nd fall in a Hell in a Cell-no-DQ-no-countout-no- time-limit-submissions only best 2 out of 3 falls match. They lock up. Paine catches Mike Torment in a full nelson. Mike Torment is struggling to reach the ropes. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. CJ Henderson: Immediately Paine goes for a Submission! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: The pressure is on Paine here, he has to win this fall in order to have a shot at winning it all here tonight. Paine whips Mike Torment into the ropes. Mike Torment hits Paine with an elbow. Paine sits up. The crowd is booing Paine. Mike Torment nails Paine with a Soviet suplex. A large "Mike Torment" chant is being started. Mike Torment catches Paine in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. CJ Henderson: Paine is just to big, he was easily able to get to the ropes there. Mike Torment hits a double-arm DDT on Paine. Mike Torment is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mike Torment uses a Samoan Drop on Paine. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. The crowd is cheering on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: Apocalypse! Mike Torment goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Paine side-steps and Mike Torment only hits air. Paine runs into the ropes. Paine uses a flying lariat on Mike Torment. Paine hits Mike Torment with a DDT. Paine is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Paine yells at the crowd. Paine is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: This crowd is really pissing in Paine's Cherrio's. If he doesn't keep his mind in that ring he could very well loose this match. Mike Torment sits up. Mike Torment is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Paine whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle. Paine chops Mike Torment. Paine punches Mike Torment. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. CJ Henderson: Hard knife edge chops by Paine! Mike Torment chops Paine. CJ Henderson: But Torment fires back! Mike Torment goes for a back suplex, but Paine turns in mid-air and lands on him. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: What a reversal, Paine is one big Sum Bitch but he was able to turn in Mid air and land right on Torment. Paine goes for a fisherman suplex, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment executes a Samoan Drop on Paine. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. CJ Henderson: A second Apocalypse during this fall and the fourth of the night!! Heather gets up from her seat. Heather tries to hop the guardrail but Torment's father stops her. CJ Henderson: Heather wants a piece of Paine too but Torment's dad smart enough to keep her out of trouble. The crowd is really behind Mike Torment. Mike Torment nails Paine with a dropkick to the knee. Mike Torment goes for a figure-four leglock, but Paine kicks him off. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Paine trying to keep Torment off of his legs, Torment has been working on Paine's lower body all night. Paine executes a belly-to-back suplex on Mike Torment. Paine locks Mike Torment in a scorpion deathlock. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. CJ Henderson: A submission hold from Paine but he was unable to get it good and locked in. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: A good submission hold in the center of the ring could end this match right here, it's not about the Three in this one. CJ Henderson: What did I tell you about that!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Just shut-up all right! Paine nails Mike Torment with a jack-knife power bomb. Paine takes Mike Torment down with a fallaway slam. Paine yells at the crowd. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Paine goes for a fisherman buster, but Mike Torment counters it with a small package. CJ Henderson: Counter by Torment but it's not going to do him any good in this fall. Mike Torment goes for a dragon screw, but Paine counters it with an enzuigiri. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. In turn, Mike Torment counters it with a duck-down move. CJ Henderson: The three hundred pounder went for an enzuigiri but Torment was able to duck out of the way!! Mike Torment takes Paine down with a Samoan Drop. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. CJ Henderson: Another Apocalypse! Mike Torment uses a dropkick to the knee on Paine. CJ Henderson: And right back downstairs to the leg! Paine sits up. Paine further incites the crowd. Mike Torment whips Paine into the ropes. Mike Torment hits Paine with a clothesline. CJ Henderson: Torment just sent Paine outside the ring with that clothesline. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: The're outside the ring now, things could get ugly. Mike Torment rakes Paine's face across the cage. Mike Torment throws Paine into the side of the cage. Mike Torment tries to whip Paine into the guardrail, but he reverses it. Paine nails him with a mounted punch. Paine tries to whip Mike Torment into the guardrail, but he reverses it. CJ Henderson these two are taking it to each other oustide the ring! Mike Torment throws Paine into the cage door. The cage door bursts open. Paine falls out into the ringside area. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: The chain just broke, both men are outside the Cell! Mike Torment goes after him. Kevin Kerrigan closes the cage door. Mike Torment goes for a DDT, but Paine counters with a small package. Mike Torment whips Paine into the side of the cage. Mike Torment goes for the Apocolypse but Paine counters with an elbowsmash Mike Torment starts to climb the cage. The crowd erupts. CJ Henderson: Oh Lord, they are headed up TOP!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: It's about time, these two have been trading punches all night it's time for the heavy artiliery. Paine starts to climb the cage. Mike Torment is on top of the cage. Mike Torment punches Paine. CJ Henderson: Torment trying to keep Paine off of the cage! Paine punches Mike Torment. Paine is on top of the cage. Paine punches Mike Torment. Mike Torment punches Paine. Paine tries to Choke Slam Mike Torment but he counters with a low blow. Mike Torment DDT's paine on top of the cage. CJ Henderson: Paine went for a Choke Slam but Torment counted with a kick to the groin and a DDT. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Torment has seen the same tape we all have, you go through that cage like that, and the match is over! Mike Torment kicks Paine. Mike Torment punches Paine. Mike Torment uses an Asai leg lariat on Paine. CJ Henderson: Leg lariat on top of the cage. Mike Torment goes for the Apocolypse, but the cage gives way Mike Torment and Paine fall through the roof of the cage and crash to the mat. CJ Henderson: IT'S OVER, THEIR BOTH DEAD!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: What a fall, Torment went for the Apocolypse but the cage gave way. It looked like he landed on his back and Paine landed ontop of him! The Crowd begins a "Holy S%*t" Chant. Both men are down. Mike Torment begins to move slowly. CJ Henderson: Torment's concious...he's trying to get to his feet. Mike Torment gets to his feet. Paine sits up. CJ Henderson: JESUS H. CHRIST after a fall like that and Paine just sits up!! Mike Torment nails Paine with a Samoan Drop. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. The crowd is going into a frenzy. CJ Henderson: Apocolypse, Torment hit the Apocolypse again!! Torment goes for a pin. CJ Henderson: Torment losing focus. No pinfalls in this match Mike. This match might be taking its toll. Mike Torment hits Paine with a dragon screw. Mike Torment kicks Paine. The crowd erupts. Mike Torment hits Paine. The crowd erupts. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: The crowd is really behind Torment in this match! Mike Torment goes for a backbreaker, but Paine blocks it. Paine executes a jack-knife power bomb on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: What a power bomb! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: That can't feel good on that injured back. Paine further incites the crowd. Paine punches Mike Torment. Paine hits a fallaway slam on Mike Torment. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is giving Mike Torment a standing ovation. CJ Henderson: Right out of Paine's own book, Torment sat up!! Paine uses a fisherman buster on Mike Torment. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. CJ Henderson: A devistating manover from Paine! Mike Torment sits up. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Who does Torment think he is? The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment. Paine picks up the piece of cage that is in the ring. Paine stands the cage up against the ropes. Paine whips Torment into the ropes. Torment crashes into the cage, which flips over sending Torment crashing to the floor. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Good God. Not only did Torment go crashing into the cage he just fell at least 10 feet to the concrete. Paine leaves the ring. Paine looks at Torment's family and laughs. Paine whips Mike Torment into the ringpost, but Mike Torment reverses it. Mike Torment executes a back suplex on Paine. Mike Torment takes Paine down with a heart punch. The crowd is giving Mike Torment a standing ovation. Mike Torment executes a superkick on Paine. Paine sits up. They reenter the ring CJ Henderson: A superkick to the face, but Paine sits right back up...after crashing thorugh the cage both men are up and fighting!! Mike Torment goes for a dragon screw, but Paine counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. CJ Henderson: That time Paine connected with the kick to the head! Paine goes for a dragon sleeper, but Mike Torment counters it with a facerake. Mike Torment chops Paine. The crowd erupts. Paine kicks Mike Torment. The crowd is booing Paine. Mike Torment chops Paine. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Paine kicks Mike Torment. The crowd is booing Paine. Paine kicks Mike Torment. Paine is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Mike Torment hits Paine. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: This match has went from a brawl to a wrestling match and now back to a brawl again. Mike Torment whips Paine into the ropes. Mike Torment takes Paine down with a Samoan Drop. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. CJ Henderson: That's about the seventh or eighth Apocolypse of this match!! The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment. Mike Torment whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paine lifts his knee. Paine whips Mike Torment into the ropes, but Mike Torment reverses it. Paine hits Mike Torment with an elbow. Paine whips Mike Torment into the ropes, but Mike Torment reverses it. Paine misses with a clothesline. Mike Torment uses a Soviet suplex on Paine. Mike Torment attempts to place Paine on the turnbuckle, but Paine blocks it. Mike Torment throws Paine out of the ring. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Torment tried to get him on the turnbuckle but couldn't get him up so he just tosses him outside the ring. Mike Torment rakes Paine's face across the cage. Mike Torment hits a bodyslam on Paine. Mike Torment whips Paine into the cage. Mike Torment tries to whip Paine into the guardrail but he reverses it. Paine reenters the ring. Mike Torment follows Paine back into the ring. Mike Torment whips Paine into the ropes, but Paine reverses it. Mike Torment gives him an Asai leg lariat, but Paine doesn't budge. Paine goes for a DDT, but Mike Torment counters it with a small package. CJ Henderson: Torment with antother small package, but this fall can only be won by submission. Mike Torment takes Paine down with a jack-knife power bomb. CJ Henderson: What power by Torment! The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment. Mike Torment nails Paine with an Asai leg lariat. Paine sits up. Paine is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Mike Torment whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paine moves out of the way. Paine goes for a power bomb, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment goes for a fisherman suplex, but Paine blocks it. Paine goes for a fisherman buster, but Mike Torment counters it with a small package. Mike Torment attempts to place Paine on the turnbuckle, but Paine blocks it. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Torment has something in mind, he's been trying for the past few minutes to get Paine up on that turnbuckle but he just can't do it. Mike Torment punches Paine. The crowd erupts. Mike Torment hits Paine. The crowd is giving Mike Torment a standing ovation. Paine punches Mike Torment. Mike Torment kicks Paine. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mike Torment uses a double-arm DDT on Paine. The crowd erupts. Mike Torment puts Paine in a scorpion deathlock. CJ Henderson: A submission hold, Torment trying to get Paine to give it up!! Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Mike Torment takes Paine down with a double underhook suplex. Mike Torment puts Paine in a half Boston. Paine is struggling to reach the ropes. Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. CJ Henderson: Paine fought his way to the ropes. Mike Torment runs into the ropes. Paine misses with a clothesline. Paine misses with a shoulderblock. Mike Torment misses with an elbow. Mike Torment gives him an Asai leg lariat, but Paine doesn't budge. Paine runs into the ropes. Mike Torment hits Paine with a backdrop. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Paine was going for something there, but Torment was able to counter. Mike Torment executes a kneebreaker on Paine. Mike Torment punches Paine. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mike Torment hits Paine. The crowd is giving Mike Torment a standing ovation. Mike Torment uses a fisherman suplex on Paine. Mike Torment places Paine on the turnbuckle. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: He got him up on the turnbuckle finally, lets see what Torment has been working for! Mike Torment gives him a belly-to-belly superplex, but Paine only stares at him. CJ Henderson: GOOD LORD! A belly-to-belly from the top and Paine bounces right back up! Mike "The Hammer" Lanedl: This doesn't look good for Torment. Paine whips Mike Torment into the ropes. Paine hits Mike Torment with a kick. Paine hits Mike Torment with a legdrop. Paine hits Mike Torment with a jack-knife power bomb. Paine runs into the ropes. Paine hits Mike Torment with a flying lariat. Paine yells at the crowd. Numerous fans are using Paine for target practice. CJ Henderson: After a folly of hard manuvers, Paine gets distracted by the crowd. Paine goes for a fisherman suplex, but Mike Torment counters it with a small package. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. CJ Henderson: Another Apocolypse...Torment needs to lock on a submission hold if he wants the win in this Fall!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Paine was paying attention to the crowd and he had a chance to put Torment away but that one mistake cost him. Mike Torment takes Paine down with a Samoan Drop. The crowd is giving Mike Torment a standing ovation. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. Mike Torment uses an Asai leg lariat on Paine. Mike Torment takes Paine down with a heart punch. The crowd erupts. Mike Torment catches Paine in a half Boston. Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. CJ Henderson: Another Apocolypse and then a half crab, but Torment still can't get Paine to stay down. Mike Torment uses a jack-knife power bomb on Paine. The crowd erupts. Mike Torment catches Paine in a half Boston. Paine is valiantly trying to break the hold. Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. CJ Henderson: Paine just fought right back out of another Half Crab. Mike Torment uses an Asai leg lariat on Paine. Mike Torment whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paine moves out of the way. Paine uses a fisherman buster on Mike Torment. Mike Torment sits up. The chants for Mike Torment are deafening. Paine whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle. Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Mike Torment. Paine further incites the crowd. CJ Henderson: Paine is enjoying taunting the crowd. Paine hits a bodyslam on Mike Torment. Paine takes Mike Torment down with a snap mare. Paine nails Mike Torment with a power bomb. Paine gets a Boston crab on Mike Torment. Mike Torment is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Torment able to fight out of the Half Crab. Neither one of these guys wants to loose this fall. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is behind Mike Torment all the way. Paine executes a jack-knife power bomb on Mike Torment. Paine further incites the crowd. Mike Torment sits up. The chants for Mike Torment are deafening. Paine whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle. Paine runs shoulder-first into the corner. Paine goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment goes for a fisherman suplex, but Paine blocks it. Paine hits Mike Torment with a snap mare. Paine uses a choke slam on Mike Torment. Paine goes for a bodyslam, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment uses a backbreaker on Paine. Mike Torment goes for a kneebreaker, but Paine counters it with an elbowsmash. Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: A very quick exchange right there but, Paine comes out of it with another Fall From Grace. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: If these guys would cut out the damn fist fighting and get down to some submission holds this match would be over a whole lot quicker. CJ Henderson: This is a great match, why would you want it to be over with quicker? Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Hey the new WWF is doing just fine using quicker matches, besides it helps us ...mmm mmmmmm...with bladder problems. CJ Henderson: Mmm mmmmmm?? mIKE "The Hammer" Landel: You know..o-l-d-e-r people. Paine goes for a fisherman buster, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment whips Paine into the ropes, but Paine reverses it. Paine hits a backbreaker on Mike Torment. Paine executes a legdrop on Mike Torment. Paine whips Mike Torment into the ropes, but Mike Torment reverses it. Paine hits Mike Torment with a kick. Mike Torment sits up. CJ Henderson: Torment keeps on fighting back, neither Paine nor Torment are staying down. Paine whips Mike Torment into the ropes. Paine uses a choke slam on Mike Torment. Paine yells at the crowd. Paine further incites the crowd. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is behind Mike Torment all the way. Paine locks Mike Torment in a double chickenwing submission. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. CJ Henderson: Paine using that Chicken wing he likes to no avail. Paine takes Mike Torment down with a fallaway slam. Paine further incites the crowd. Paine hits Mike Torment with a snap mare. Paine executes a Northern Lights suplex on Mike Torment. Paine hits Mike Torment with a heart punch. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Come on Paine finish him off already, put this one away! CJ Henderson: You do realize that if Paine wins this fall there is another one still to go! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: S@*t, Torment get up and get this over with will ya!! Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Paine tosses Mike Torrment out of the ring. Paine grinds Mike Torment's face across the cage. Mike Torment is busted wide open. CJ Henderson: Torment is busted open!! Paine executes a belly-to-back suplex on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson belly-to-back on the concrete floor!! Paine whips Mike Torment into the cage door The cage door busts open. Mike Torement is outside the cage Paine exits the cage. Kevin Kerrigan shuts the door. Paine tosses Mike Torment over the guardrail into the crowd. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: These two guys are starting to get on my damn nerves. I've got to Piss Damnit!! Mike Torment hits Paine with a clothesline. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. The crowd is behind Mike Torment all the way. CJ Henderson: Torement with an Apocalypse right in the middle of the front row!! Mike Torment punches Paine. Paine punches Mike Torment. Mike Torment tosses Paine over the ring back into the ringside area. Mike Torment rakes Paine's face across the cage. Mike Torment goes for a back suplex, but Paine turns in mid-air and lands on him. Paine goes for a DDT, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment executes an Asai leg lariat on Paine. Mike Torment whips Paine into the cage. Mike Torment tosses Paine through the cage door. CJ Henderson: A flurry of offense on the entrance ramp, then Torment just tossed Paine right through that cage door!! Mike Torment tosses Paine into the ring. Mike Torment reenters the ring. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Great, now lock him in a Dragon Sleeper and get this over with, I've got to take a leak!! Mike Torment attempts to place Paine on the turnbuckle, but Paine blocks it. Mike Torment whips Paine into the ropes, but Paine reverses it. Mike Torment hits Paine with a clothesline. Paine bumps into the cage. CJ Henderson: The second clothesline of the night from Torment that has sent Paine over the ropes and into the Steel CELL!! Mike Torment has the crowd going wild. Paine is out cold. Mike Torment uses a double-arm DDT on Paine. The crowd is behind Mike Torment all the way. Mike Torment tosses Paine back into the ring. Mike Torment re-enters the ring. Mike Torment goes for a Soviet suplex, but Paine blocks it. Paine puts Mike Torment in a double chickenwing submission. Mike Torment is struggling to reach the ropes. Mike Torment is barely hanging in there. Kevin Kerrigan checks Mike Torment's arm. CJ Henderson: He may have him...he may have him right here!! He lifts it... it stays up ! CJ Henderson: No Torment fights back!! Mike Torment fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: That's it I've had it...(sounds of a headset being thrown down). CJ Henderson: Where are you going...this match isn't over yet!! Get back here...damn it old man your going to get us fired during our first commentary job in five years!! Mike Torment puts Paine in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Paine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mike Torment goes for a full nelson camel clutch, but Paine blocks it. Paine nails Mike Torment with a fisherman buster. Paine goes for a snap mare, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment uses a Samoan Drop on Paine. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Paine. CJ Henderson: My co-host left to take a leak and Torment just hit another Apocalypse. Mike Torment whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paine lifts his knee. Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Mike Torment. Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. CJ Henderson: Paine is being booed out of the building...that Fall From Grace may set up things for Paine to put Torment away. Paine goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment hits Paine with a double underhook suplex. The chants for Mike Torment are deafening. Mike Torment chops Paine. Paine punches Mike Torment. Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Mike Torment kicks Paine. The chants for Mike Torment are deafening. Mike Torment punches Paine. CJ Henderson: Torment looks to be fighting his way back!! Heather hops the guardrail and tries to enter the cage. Torment starts to yell at Heather to get down. Security comes over to restrain Heather. Paine locks Mike Torment in a double chickenwing submission. CJ Henderson: Torment's attention was turned. Paine has it locked in. Mike Torment is writhing in pain. Mike Torment submits after 13 seconds. CJ Henderson: It's over, Paine has captured the second Fall!! Paine is being booed out of the building. The winner is Paine. Time of match: 0:19:35 CJ Henderson: After beating the living hell out of each other for nearly twenty minutes, Paine captured the Second fall with that double chickenwing submission starangely, thanks to Heather. That fall from the top of the cage earlier in the match came back to haunt Mike Torment. Torment is punding the mat. CJ Henderson: And Torment is pissed. This contest is the 3rd fall in a Hell in a Cell-no-DQ-no-countout-no- time-limit-Last Man Standing best 2 out of 3 falls match. CJ Henderson: Jeeze! How long does it take someone to take a leak? They lock up. Mike Torment executes a dropkick to the knee on Paine. Mike Torment puts Paine in a figure-four leglock. Paine breaks the hold after 6 seconds. CJ Henderson: Torment goes to work quickly on the legs but Paine breaks free. Paine hits Mike Torment with a DDT. Mike Torment sits up. Paine whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment reverses it. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paine lifts his knee. CJ Henderson: Knee to the face by Paine. Paine puts Mike Torment in a double chickenwing submission. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. CJ Henderson: That hold right there is how Paine won the 2nd fall, mabye it can help him out with the third. Paine punches Mike Torment. Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Paine chops Mike Torment. A fan at ringside badmouths Paine. Mike Torment punches Paine. There are lots of chants for Mike Torment. Mike Torment hits Paine. The crowd is really behind Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: It's amazing this crowd has been pro Torment all night. Mike Torment executes a heart punch on Paine. Mike Torment has the crowd going wild. Mike Torment gives him a dropkick to the knee, but Paine doesn't even care. CJ Henderson: That shot didn't even seem to bother Paine. Paine punches Mike Torment. Paine further incites the crowd. Paine chops Mike Torment. Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Paine hits a jack-knife power bomb on Mike Torment. Paine executes a bodyslam on Mike Torment. Paine hits a flying lariat on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: Paine is just wearing Mike Torment out with vicious shot after vicious shot! Paine goes for a heart punch, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment executes a heart punch on Paine. CJ Henderson: Paine couldn't connect, but Torment does! Hard shot by the charter member of Bastards Inc!! The crowd is going crazy. Mike Torment gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Paine. Mike Torment lets go after 19 seconds. CJ Henderson: Both men have made submision moves a primary weapon here tonight. Each man trying to wear down his opponent. Mike Torment goes for a half Boston, but Paine blocks it. Paine catches Mike Torment in a full nelson. Mike Torment is struggling to reach the ropes. Mike Torment tries to fight the pain. Mike Torment is writhing in pain. CJ Henderson: Paine trying to put Torment out. If Torment passes out all Paine needs is to wait for a ten-count and this match is over! Kevin Kerrigan asks Mike Torment if he's had enough. Mike Torment shakes his head. Kevin Kerrigan asks Mike Torment if he's still there. Mike Torment nods. Mike Torment tries to fight the pain. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 33 seconds. CJ Henderson: Torment finally reaches the ropes to break the hold. The sound of ratling headphones can be heard. CJ Henderson: The man who cost me my job tonight...Mike "The Hammer" Landel!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: I told you I had to take a piss, don't start with me. I have an over active bladder...so what did I miss? CJ Henderson: Miss well nothing, except for Paine taking off his mask and blowing out fire in Mike Torment's face. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: What the F&*k?!? How did he do that? Do we have the Re-Play? CJ Henderson: This is the SFWL we don't have re-play. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Damn!! Paine hits Mike Torment with a fisherman suplex. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr.. Mike Torment gets to his feet. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: I see the referee is back on the job. So I guess Paine won that last fall. CJ Henderson: Sure did, after that fire ball to the face Torment went down quick. Paine catches Mike Torment in a full nelson. Mike Torment is struggling to reach the ropes. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. CJ Henderson: Torment reaches the ropes, Paine has to break the hold. Paine uses a jack-knife power bomb on Mike Torment. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, three, four, five...Torment gets to his feet. Paine yells at the crowd. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Paine nails Mike Torment with a flying lariat. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Paine uses a Northern Lights suplex on Mike Torment. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: A fire ball from his mouth...I can't believe I missed that. Paine runs into the ropes. Mike Torment misses with a kick. CJ Henderson: Torment ducks the kick.... Mike Torment gives him a Samoan Drop, but Paine doesn't even care. CJ Henderson: and counters with a Samoan Drop, but it didnt' even phase Paine. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Well if the SOB can spit out fire no wander he can get up so quickly. You sure we don't have the re-play? CJ Henderson: Sure I'm sure. Mike Torment goes for a dragon screw, but Paine counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. Paine goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Mike Torment counters it with a small package. Mike Torment hits Paine with a backbreaker. The crowd is giving Mike Torment a standing ovation. CJ Henderson: Torment fires back! Mike Torment goes for a Soviet suplex, but Paine blocks it. Paine hits a choke slam on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: Paine just drilled Torment with that Choke Slam! Paine nails Mike Torment with a flying lariat. Paine runs into the ropes. Mike Torment misses with a shoulderblock. Paine hits Mike Torment with a clothesline. CJ Henderson: Finally Paine able to return the favor! He just knocked Torment out of the ring and into the side of the cell!! Mike Torment bumps into the cage. Mike Torment is out cold. Paine is being booed out of the building. Paine exits the ring. Paine stomps on Mike Torment. Paine whips Mike Torment into the ringsteps. Paine picks up the ringsteps. Paine hits Mike Torment with the ringsteps. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mike Torment whips Paine into the cage door. Paine busts throught the cage door. Paine is outside the cage on the entrance ramp. Mike Torment exits the cage. Mike Torment whips Paine into the guardrail. Paine rockets off the gaurdrail and hits Mike Torment with a clothesline. Both men are down. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six Torment is on his feet, seven Paine is on his feet. CJ Henderson: Paine was barely able to make it to his feet. Paine punches Mike Torment Mike Torment punches Paine Paine whips Mike Torment into the cage. Paine begins to climb the cage. Mike Torment begins to climb the cage. CJ Henderson: Again both men are going up top! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Let's just hope they climb up...and then climb down. I don't feel like getting squashed. Paine is on top of the cage. Mike Torment is on top of the cage. Paine punches Mike Torment. Paine punches Mike Torment. Mike Torment kicks Paine. Mike Torment hits Paine with a DDT. CJ Henderson: DDT onto the Steel!! Mike Torment kicks Paine. Mike Torment tries to execute the Apocolypse but Paine counters with an elbowsmash. CJ Henderson: Torment trying to hit the Apocolypse on top of the cell, again!! Paine kicks Mike Torment in the midsection. Paine tries to hit Mike Torment with a choke slam but Mike Torment coutners with a low blow. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Good Counter, the best one in the book! Mike Torment hits a suplex on Paine. CJ Henderson: SUPLEX ON TOP OF THE CELL!! Paine rolls off the top of the cage. Paine falls down onto Kevin Kerrigan. CJ Henderson: PAINE JUST ROLLED OFF THE CELL AND FELL 16FT ONTO KEVIN KERRIGAN!! The referee is out cold Paine is out cold. Mike Torment looks down from the top of the cage. Mike Torment has a look of surprise on his face. CJ Henderson: I think the referee is broken in half!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: I think we need to get someone out here, that little ref looks hurt bad! EMT's come down to rinside. EMT's rolls Paine off of Kevin Kerrington. The EMT's are cheaking on Paine and Kevin Kerrington. Paine sits up The EMT's Take Kevin Kerrigan away from the ring. CJ Henderson: Paine is up...but we don't have a referee!!! Mike Torment climbs down the side of the cage. Mike Torment tosses Paine over the guardrail into the crowd. CJ Henderson: Torment and Paine are still battling it out, and we don't have a referee! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: If Paine's fall handn't been broken by that referee this match would have been over. He would have been down for a ten count for sure! Mike Torment punches Paine. Mike Torment punches Paine. Paine punches Mike Torment. Paine kicks Mike Torment. Mike Torment whips Paine into the guardrail. Mike Torment punches Paine. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Those two are fighting in the crowd...and seem to be heading this way! Mike Torment throws Paine back into the ringside area. Mike Torment punches Paine. Mike Torment whips Paine into the cage. Mike Torment executes the Apocolypse on Paine. CJ Henderson: Apocolypse right out here in front of us on the concrete floor. Mike Torment sets Paine on the announce table. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Damn it!! Get that big Son of a Bi#$h off this table!! Mike Torment punches Paine. Mike Torment turns around. Mike Torment beginst to climb the side of the cage. The crowd is firmly behind Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: Oh GOD, OH DEAR GOD!! Mike Torment is on top of the cage. Mike Torment signals to the crowd. The Crowd is absolutly apeshit. Mike Torment jumps off the top of the cage hitting a flying elbow on Paine. The announce table is broken in half. The crowd starts chanting: HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T!! CJ Henderson: MIKE TORMENT JUST KILLED PAINE AND COMMITTED SUICIDE AT THE SAME TIME!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: JESUS CHRIST! THEY JUST DESTROYED THE ANNOUCNCE TABLE!! Paine is out Cold. Mike Torment is out Cold. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Heath Erricson sprints down toward ringside. Heath Erricson hops the guardrail and fights his way through the fans. CJ Henderson: We don't need the damn referee now...we need an ambulance!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Is he breathing? CJ is Torment Breathing?? CJ Henderson: I don't know...Good God what a devistating fall! Heath Erricson hops the guardrail back into the rinside area. Heath Erricson checks on Mike Torment. Heath Erricson chekcs on Paine. Heath Erricson begins to count. ONE...TWO... CJ Henderson: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! THESE TWO MEN ARE NEARLY DEAD AND HE'S COUNTING THE DAMN FALL???!!??? Heath Erricson counts: THREE...FOUR....FIVE...Mike Torment is Moving...SIX...MIke Torment is nearly on his feet...SEVEN Mike Torment is on his feet....EIGHT...Paine sits Up...NINE Paine is on his feet. CJ Hendrson: WHAT IN GOD's NAME HOW ARE THEYSTANDING?!? Mike Torment whips Paine into the cage. The cage busts open. Paine gets to his feet. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: He just sent him crashing through that cage!! Mike Torment reenters the cage. Paine tosses Mike Torment back into the ring. Paine chops Mike Torment. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Paine hits Mike Torment. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: I just Can't believe it...Paine is Up and he just hit Mike Torment with the Fall From Grace!! Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine Mike Torment gets back to his feet. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: You have got to give Torment credit, after a 16 ft swan dive through the announce table...he gets up after the Fall From Grace! Paine hits a DDT on Mike Torment. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Paine goes for a heart punch, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment uses a double-arm DDT on Paine. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Torment. Mike Torment executes a backbreaker on Paine. CJ Henderson: This is amazing! They are still fighting they are still going at it!! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Look over there! Heather has left her seat!! She's climbing the guardrail!! Heahter fights her way through security. Heather climbs the guardrail. Mr. and Mrs Torment are on their feet. John Falcon is watching in amazement. Heather goes over to the cage door. Heather opens the cage door. Heather enters the cage. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: She's in the Cell. Heather just entered the Cell!!" Heather throws back the ring apron and pulls out a steel chair. Mike Torment whips Paine into the ropes. Paine takes Mike Torment down with a flying lariat. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. CJ Henderson: She has a weapon!! Heather has a chair!! Paine goes for a Tombstone, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment takes Paine down with a kneebreaker. Mike Torment chops Paine. Mike Torment kicks Paine. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Paine sits up. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Mike Torment punches Paine. Mike Torment takes Paine down with a DDT. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Torment can't keep Paine down!! Heather slides into the ring. Mike Torment see's Heather. Mike Torment tries to take the Chair from Heather. Heather backs up and shakes her head. Heather says something to Mike Torment. CJ Henderson: What did she just Say!?!?! Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Even I won't repeat what she called Paine, but I think she wants to hit him with the chair HERSELF!! Mike Torment picks up Paine Mike Torment holds Paine for Heather. CJ Henderson: Heather is going to clock PAINE!! Heather goes to hit Paine in the head with the chair. Paine ducks out of the way. Heather hits Mike Torment in the Head with the Chair. Mike Torment drops down to one Knee. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: SHE MISSED!! CJ Henderson: Heather hit Mike Torment with the chair!! Mike Torment looks up at Heather. She has a look of shock on her face, that quickly turns into a smile. Heather hits Mike Torment in the face with the Chair. CJ Henderson: oh my God, SHE DID IT ON PUPOSE!! SHE JUST CRACKED TORMENT IN THE FACE WITH THE CHAIR ON PURPOSE!!!!! Paine walks over to Heather and gives her a hug. The crowd is livid! Numerous fans are using Paine for target practice. Paine bends down and picks up Mike Torment. Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Mike Torment. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: Why did she do that? CJ Henderson: FALL FROM GRACE!! Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,......ten. The winner is Paine. Time of match: 0:18:26 Total Time of Match: 0:50:17 CJ Henderson: IT'S OVER!! HEATHER JUST COST TORMENT THE MATCH!! Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Heather gets a cute smile on her face and slides out of the ring. Heather goes over and blows kisses to Mr. and Mrs Torment who have looks of pure horror on their faces. JOhn Falcon is furious and is trying to get to his feet. Paine stands tall over a beaten Mike Torment as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool begins to play over the PA. Paine slides out of the ring and hugs Heather again. Then the two begin to slowly leave ringside. Numerous fans are using Paine for target practice. The crowd is absolutely livid. Mike "The Hammer" Landel: This is incredible, we might want to leave I think these fans are going to riot. CJ Henderson: It's over...It's all over Paine has beat Mike Torment. For Myself and Mike "The Hammer" landel...we turn it over to Del Davis and Paul Briggs who are going to give you the play by play of the SFWL World Heavyweight Championship Match!! The camera fades back from commercial. After panning around the arena, the shot comes to a stop at the announcers' table at ringside. Del Davis and "Big" Paul Briggs are seated at the table. They are both wearing naby blue suit with the SFWL logo on the chest pocket. Davis: Welcome back fans. We are nearing the end of this PPV and of out 2001 European venture... Briggs: Thinking back Paul...I think this is the first European Extreme main event where a European wrestler is acctualy fighting... Davis: Defending the belt to be more accurate Paul. Yes indeed, Chris Lupsa is a European, a Romanian athlete to be more precise. And in a few moments he'll be stepping into the ring to defend the SFWL World Title against the Professional... Briggs: If you have been with us fans during the last couple of weeks, you probably noticed there was some tension between Lupsa and the Pro reguarding Pro's ability to fight a match of this caliber without the Bastards' help... Davis: And that is a valid question Paul. Lupsa fought hard for this belt. He won King of the Ring, beat the Grim Reaper in mid ring a month ago and reconditioned the belt, leading the SFWL into it's second era... Briggs: The Pro on the other hand isn't really impressed by the new engraving on the world belt, "For respect, power and glory" but he still wants the gold... And he said he can do it alone. Davis: Thus the two men signed some papers that ban fellow faction members to hit the ring. Briggs: Still...in case they will do that, the member of the opposite faction involved in the match will win both the contest and the World Belt... Davis: Hight stakes for what promises to be a faboulos contest.... Let's see some preview for this... The jumbotron lights up. Staind's "Pressure" is heard over the PA. [Voice over]: The nights and days of Europe... We see a shot of The Professional with 4 gorgeous women around him. We see a shot of Chris Lupsa and Rich T Boy jogging on the beach early in the morning. [Voice over]: Passing one by one...expecting the storm... The Professional pinning the Grim Reaper. Chris Lupsa executing the Waves of the Styx on Kent McKnight. [Voice over]: Two lost souls in the storm.... The Professional hitting the Professional Courtesy on Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa executing the Crucifying the Inncoent on the Professional. [Voice over]: Alone... The Bastards beating on Paine. SIE: Future celebrating Shin's Cruiserweight Title victory. [Voice over]: Through drops of sweat and blood they are ready to unleash hell... The Professional rolling off the table spared by the SIE. Chris Lupsa signing the match contract. [Voice over]: FOR THE ONLY THING THAT'S WORTH IT!!!!! Chris Lupsa holding the belt standing face to face with the Professional. A close up shot of the SFWL World Title belt reading: "For respect, power and glory". An explosion is heard and the jumbtron chot switches to an a split image of Chris Lupsa and The Professional. The camera fades back to the arena. The crowds are going absolutely crazy. Briggs: The people in attendance are going crazy tonight! Davis: Let's bring these men out.... This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Charlotte, North Carolina... The crowds start booing. Weighing in at 235 pounds... "Sex-O-Matic" by Venus Freak erupts over the loud speakers. The Professional [The Professional steps out onto the entrance way. He is wearing a golden cape and salues the crowd. he has a cocky smile on his face. He takes off his cap and throws it into the crowds. He climbs slowly into the ring and smirks.] Briggs: Here is the Professional. Davis: One of the most accomplished SFWL wrestlers today... Briggs: True...true... You gotta give him that. His opponent... "Mindfields" by The Prodigy blares over the PA. The crowds explode. Briggs: Here comes the champ.... Led to the ring by Cyrene... Fighting out of Targu Mures, Romania... [The lights flicker a bit then they go off. White streaks of light pan across the arena as Lupsa appears down the aisle. Cyrene appears a few seconds later holding onto his right arm. Lupsa takes the first step down the aisle as faint cloud of smoke covers him.] Weighing in at 243 pounds... The SFWL World Champion... Chris Lupsa [Lupsa has a twisted grin on his face as he steps slowly towards the ring. He wears black jeans, combat boots and a black t-shirt reading "SIE: The Future". Over this ring atire he wears a long black trenchcoat that reaches his boots. Cyrene has shoulder length hair. Dark brown hinting towards a red-head. She has piercing brown eyes, a small round nose and wears no lipstick. Her skin is dim pink and her finger nails are french maniqured. She wears a long black coat to the ring, over a pair of black pants and a thin tight naby blue sweater. Cyrene stops near the ring as Lupsa climbs inside. Lupsa is well built, athletic built, not body builder built. He has dark blonde short hair. He has brown eyes and a tattoo resembling a lightning marks his left arm. He has a small scar under his left eye and one on his right shoulder. Another large scar marks his stomach.] The bell rings. Davis: WE'RE ON!!!!!!!! They lock up. The Professional whips Chris Lupsa into the ropes. The Professional hits Chris Lupsa with an elbow. The Professional is going for the pin. Briggs: The Pro is already trying a pin... Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: Lupsa taking his time for the kick out... The Professional nails Chris Lupsa with a roundhouse right. The Professional runs into the ropes. Chris Lupsa misses with an elbow. Briggs: Pro ducking smartly... Chris Lupsa hits The Professional with a clothesline. The Professional falls out of the ring. Davis: Lupsa showing the Pro just how much power there is in him... Chris Lupsa goes through the ropes. Chris Lupsa is handed a frying pan. Chris Lupsa hits him with the frying pan. Briggs: The Europeans are just like the Americans... They are all bringing pans to the arena... Unbelievable! A small "Chris Lupsa" chant is being started. Chris Lupsa hits a vertical facebuster on The Professional. Chris Lupsa takes The Professional down with the Liger Bomb. Davis: Two consecutive devastating moves... Chris Lupsa sets up a table. Chris Lupsa executes a low blow on The Professional. Briggs: And a Lupsa special... Chris Lupsa hits him with the frying pan. The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa hits him with the frying pan. The crowd is cheering on Chris Lupsa. Davis: Sweden is A-O-K with this pan thing!!!!! Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa uses a frog splash on The Professional. Chris Lupsa hits him with the frying pan. The crowd is cheering on Chris Lupsa. Briggs: The Professional unable to mount any offensive yet... Davis: Lupsa promised he will demolish him...and until now...that's what he is doing! Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa takes The Professional down with a vertical facebuster. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the guardrail. Davis: The old pillar to post tactics... Chris Lupsa sets up The Professional on the table. Chris Lupsa tries to drive The Professional through the table with a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way. Briggs: BUG MISTAKE FROM LUPSA!!!!! The table didn't break. The Professional uses a back suplex on Chris Lupsa. The Professional is handed a road sign. Davis: It reads "Bitches 1 km"?!?!? Briggs: Must be from Amsterdam... The Professional hits him with the road sign. Quite a few boos are audible. The Professional whips Chris Lupsa into the guardrail. Davis: And the Pro taking control of the hostilities... They're brawling inside the ring area. The Professional reenters the ring. Chris Lupsa follows him back in. The Professional executes a forearm smash on Chris Lupsa. Briggs: Pro taking it slowly... The Professional gives him a vertical suplex, but Chris Lupsa only stares at him. Davis: OH MAN!!!! He just got right back up!!! JESUS! Chris Lupsa grins at The Professional. Chris Lupsa executes the Waves of the Styx on The Professional. Briggs: Ouf of the blue!!! Is this over... Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Davis: Not quite... The Pro managing to stay alive... Chris Lupsa throws The Professional out of the ring. Chris Lupsa goes through the ropes. Chris Lupsa throws The Professional back into the ring. Briggs: Lupsa took The Professional on a short trip to the outside... Chris Lupsa brings the table into the ring. The Professional gives him a DDT, but Chris Lupsa doesn't even care. Davis: WHAT IS THIS MAN MADE OF?!?!?!? The crowd is cheering on Chris Lupsa. The Professional hits Chris Lupsa with an armbar takedown. The Professional goes for a brain buster, but Chris Lupsa counters it with a small package. Briggs: Lupsa blocking every offensive attemp of The Professional! Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Chris Lupsa sets up The Professional on the table. Chris Lupsa executes a flying legdrop through the table. Davis: THE ROMANIA JAM!!!! The table didn't break. Chris Lupsa is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chris Lupsa gets a clawhold on The Professional. Briggs: And now his famous clawhold... Let's not forget this move won his numerous matches... Chris Lupsa lets go after 13 seconds. Chris Lupsa locks The Professional in an octopus hold. Davis: Good submission wrestling here... Briggs: The Pro may willingly give the opening moments to Lupsa hoping to drain his energy and then finish him off quickly... Davis: He'd better watch out... Lupsa proved he is a survivor many many times... The Professional reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the ropes. Chris Lupsa locks The Professional in a clawhold. Briggs: And here is the second clawhold of the night! The Professional is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Professional reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the ropes, but The Professional reverses it. Davis: Maybe now a chance for the Pro to turn the tides... Chris Lupsa hits The Professional with an elbow. Briggs: Not yet... Chris Lupsa attempts to place The Professional on the turnbuckle, but The Professional blocks it. Chris Lupsa kicks The Professional. Crowds: LUPSA, LUPSA, LUPSA!!!!!!!!! The chants for Chris Lupsa are deafening. Chris Lupsa chops The Professional. The chants for Chris Lupsa are deafening. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the turnbuckle. Chris Lupsa charges into the corner, but The Professional lifts his leg. Davis: Ouuchhh... Lupsa walked right into that boot! The Professional takes Chris Lupsa down with a brain buster. Briggs: By the book! That was a flash of The Professional of old... The crowd is booing The Professional. The Professional sets up Chris Lupsa on the table. The Professional executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Davis: That table must be made of steel. Skippy must be really happy! The crowd is booing The Professional. The Professional gets a Boston crab on Chris Lupsa. Briggs: The Professional applying pressure... Chris Lupsa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. The Professional sets up Chris Lupsa on the table. The Professional tries to drive Chris Lupsa through the table with a brain buster, but he blocks it. Davis: Lupsa denying The Professional another brain buster. Chris Lupsa catches The Professional in an achilles tendon hold. The Professional is struggling to reach the ropes. The Professional reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the ropes. Chris Lupsa hits The Professional with a kick. Chris Lupsa catches The Professional in the Ziplock. Briggs: Lupsa's got a whole loads of submission moves up his sleeve... The Professional reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Chris Lupsa leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Davis: Lupsa just won't rest... Chris Lupsa takes the chair. Chris Lupsa nails The Professional with a dropkick to the face with the chair. Davis: OH MY!!!!! WHAT A HIGHLIGHT!!!!! Chris Lupsa hits The Professional with a flying legdrop. Briggs: Romania Jam again! Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Chris Lupsa gets a figure-four leglock on The Professional. Davis: Lupsa is looking as fresh as he did in the first minute of the match... The Professional breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Tim Rice removes the chair from the ring. The Professional throws Chris Lupsa out of the ring. Briggs: Pro cleaning house... The Professional jumps onto him with a baseball slide. The Professional is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The Professional executes a dropkick on Chris Lupsa. The Professional knocks Chris Lupsa into the ringsteps. Davis: Oh man.. Pro put a whole lot of power in that whip... The Professional is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The Professional sets up Chris Lupsa on the table. The Professional executes a DDT through the table. Briggs: The Pro keeps sending Lupsa head first trough everything... The table didn't break. The Professional further incites the crowd. Davis: He seems to gain energy from all the booing.... The Professional whips Chris Lupsa into the guardrail. The Professional goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Briggs: Lupsa is still there... Chris Lupsa uses the Doctor Bomb on The Professional. Davis: Way in there... Chris Lupsa hits The Professional with a jawbreaker. Briggs: Now that really makes you jaw drop! Davis: Literraly! Chris Lupsa sets up The Professional on the table. Chris Lupsa tries to drive The Professional through the table with a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but he blocks it. Briggs: Smart block by the Pro! That moves might have finished him off. The Professional whips Chris Lupsa into the guardrail. The Professional hits an inverted power bomb on Chris Lupsa. Davis: FABOULOS MOVE!! Unexpected power bomb... Briggs: Pro has gained a great advantage here... The Professional throws Chris Lupsa back into the ring. The Professional executes the Professional Courtesy on Chris Lupsa. The crowds are stunned. Davis: OH MY!!!!!!! The Professional is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The Professional goes for the pin. Briggs: IS HE GOING TO WIN IT?????? Tim Rice counts: One.......... two.............. in the ropes..... Davis: LUPSA WITH THE KICK OUT!!!!! The Professional sets up Chris Lupsa on the table. The Professional tries to drive Chris Lupsa through the table with a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Briggs: The Pro knocked himself out... But this table is incredibly strong! Chris Lupsa executes the Waves of the Styx on The Professional. Davis: THE MODIFIED MICKINOKU DRIVER AGAIN! Tim Rice counts: One.............. Davis: Lupsa might have just ended the match here... two........... in the ropes....... Briggs: Pro reaches the ropes for the second time after he's been hit with Lupsa's finisher... Chris Lupsa goes for a clawhold, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional executes a European uppercut on Chris Lupsa. Davis: The Pro escaping another clawhold... The Professional sets up Chris Lupsa on the table. The Professional executes a DDT through the table. Briggs: Three is the charm! The table didn't break. Davis: NO! Table still there... Briggs: I'm sure Lupsa will have a terrible head ache these next days! The Professional further incites the crowd. The Professional whips Chris Lupsa into the ropes. Chris Lupsa hits The Professional with an elbow. Chris Lupsa leaves the ring. He returns with a keyboard. Davis: One of those e-wrestling freaks might have brough this here... Briggs: You just might be right... HELL, IT READS RICKY BROOKMAN! Davis: That's just sick... Chris Lupsa throws The Professional out of the ring. Chris Lupsa goes for a flying cross body press, but The Professional moves out of the way. Chris Lupsa is out cold. Briggs: Suicidal move by Lupsa!!! Davis: This might cost him dearly... The Professional is handed brass knuckles. The Professional hits him with the knuckles. Briggs: That hurt!!! The Professional further incites the crowd. The Professional sets up Chris Lupsa on the table. The Professional tries to drive Chris Lupsa through the table with a brain buster, but he blocks it. Davis: Lupsa denying another brain buster... Briggs: Both men have tried their special moves several times tonight... They're brawling inside the ring area. Chris Lupsa uses a T-Bone Suplex on The Professional. Chris Lupsa sets up The Professional on the table. Briggs: How many times have they been up on that table?!?!?! Davis: Way too many to count... Chris Lupsa executes a flying legdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Briggs: It's still intact! Davis: Skippy might have brough metal tables into the fed as he once promised! The crowd is going into a frenzy. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the guardrail. Briggs: This has been a violent match...but a clean one! Davis: True... Let's hope both these man stay in contract limits.... Chris Lupsa knocks The Professional into the ringpost. Chris Lupsa is handed a frying pan. Chris Lupsa hits him with the frying pan. Chris Lupsa grabs a chair. Chris Lupsa sets up the chair. Briggs: Chairs might just breaks easier... Chris Lupsa goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional knocks Chris Lupsa into the ringsteps. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa executes a fireman's carry into a flapjack on The Professional. Davis: The Pro just bounced off the mat!!!! Chris Lupsa hits him with the frying pan. Chris Lupsa hits The Professional with a flying legdrop. Briggs: Lupsa played really tough today! I'm surprised the Pro keeps getting up! Chris Lupsa reenters the ring. The Professional follows him back in. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the ropes. Chris Lupsa locks The Professional in a stomach claw. The Professional tries to fight the pain. Davis: Tim Rice sees the Pro is in big trouble! The Professional is writhing in pain. Tim Rice checks The Professional's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Briggs: The Pro is still up to doing this! The Professional fights his way out of the hold after 37 seconds. The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but Chris Lupsa counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd erupts. The Professional begs off. Davis: Lupsa proved tonight why he is the champ... He controled the match until now... Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the ropes. The Professional hits Chris Lupsa with a clothesline. Chris Lupsa falls out of the ring. The Professional jumps onto him with slingshot rana. Briggs: SUICIDE DIVE SENDS THE CHAMP CHRASHING DOWN! Davis: Terrific move! The Professional sets up Chris Lupsa on the table. The Professional tries to drive Chris Lupsa through the table with a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. The crowd is giving Chris Lupsa a standing ovation. Briggs: Europe is totally behind Lupsa! Chris Lupsa hits a low blow on The Professional. Chris Lupsa knocks The Professional into the ringsteps. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the guardrail. Chris Lupsa knocks The Professional into the ringsteps. Chris Lupsa sets up The Professional on the table. Chris Lupsa executes a flying legdrop through the table. Davis: Lupsa softened the Pro up for another table venture.... The table didn't break. The crowd erupts. Chris Lupsa throws The Professional back into the ring. Chris Lupsa executes the Waves of the Styx on The Professional. Crowds: LLLLLUUUUUUUUPPPPPSSSSSSSAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Briggs: THREE IS THE CHARM!!! THIS IS IT!!!!! Tim Rice counts: .........One........ Davis: Pro isn't moving... .........two.......... Briggs: YES HE IS!!!!!!!! ......... thr... kickout. Davis: INCREDIBLE STAMINA FOR THE PRO!!!!!! Chris Lupsa catches The Professional in the Mandible Claw. The Professional tries to escape the hold. The Professional is struggling to reach the ropes. The Professional is inching his way towards the ropes. The Professional tries to escape the hold. Briggs: Is he gonna get there!??!?!? The Professional reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds. Chris Lupsa sets up The Professional on the table. Chris Lupsa executes a flying legdrop through the table. Davis: HOW MANY BUMBPS WILL THAT TABLE TAKE?!?!?!? The table didn't break. Chris Lupsa hits The Professional with Crufifying the Innocent. Briggs: Pro down again... The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: How about that? A great deal of strenght in the Pro! Chris Lupsa sets up the chair. Chris Lupsa goes for a dragon suplex, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional hits Chris Lupsa. Davis: Hard punch there. Chris Lupsa punches The Professional. The crowd erupts. Chris Lupsa chops The Professional. Crowds: WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa hits The Professional. Chris Lupsa sets up The Professional on the table. Chris Lupsa executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver through the table. The table didn't break. Briggs: SHOOT ME NOW!!!! Davis: THIS TABLE IS A HERO!!!!!! The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the ropes, but The Professional reverses it. Chris Lupsa misses with a clothesline. Chris Lupsa misses with an elbow. Briggs: The Pro ducking Lupsa like an expert... The Professional misses with a kick. The Professional hits Chris Lupsa with an armdrag takedown. Davis: And taking him down.... The Professional executes the Professional Courtesy on Chris Lupsa. Briggs: SECOND COURTESY!!!!!!!! The Professional goes for the pin. Davis: NEW CHAMP????? Tim Rice counts: .........One................ ...................two.................... ..................thr...........KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Briggs: NOT YET!!!!!!!! The Professional hits a brain buster on Chris Lupsa. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. The Professional hits Chris Lupsa with a spinning DDT. Numerous fans are using The Professional for target practice. Davis: Who throws bikinis and hopes it KOs the man?!?!? Briggs: Maybe she has been waering them for a week! Davis: Oh yeah... The Professional whips Chris Lupsa into the ropes, but Chris Lupsa reverses it. The Professional hits a backspin DDT on Chris Lupsa. Briggs: Pro drops Lupsa on his head again... The Professional is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The Professional hits Chris Lupsa with a flying elbowdrop. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. The Professional goes for a dropkick, but Chris Lupsa side-steps and The Professional only hits air. Davis: Lupsa side stepping wisely... Chris Lupsa whips The Professional into the turnbuckle. The Professional comes back, but is met with a clothesline. Briggs: Lupsa sending the Pro down the mat.... Davis: This has been going on for while now... Both men must be exausted.... Chris Lupsa runs into the ropes. The Professional goes for a kick to the midsection, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. The Professional goes for a kick to the midsection, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. The Professional goes for a kick to the midsection, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Briggs: LUPSA IS PISSED!!!!! The crowds starts a huge "Lupsa" chant. The Professional punches Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa doesn't even care. Davis: Lupsa is just standing there! Chris Lupsa nails The Professional with a low blow. Briggs: The Lupsa special treat! Chris Lupsa executes a low blow on The Professional. Davis: And another... Chris Lupsa grabs The Professional by the troath. Chris Lupsa grins at The Professional. The crowds explode. Briggs: LUPSA IS PLANNING TO END THIS HERE! The Professional starts swinging his arms madly. Davis: What is he doing?!?!?!?!? Chris Lupsa lets go of the grip. The Professional accidentaly hits Tim Rice. Briggs: He KOed the ref! I can't believe this! Chris Lupsa executes a low blow on The Professional. Chris Lupsa executes the Waves of the Styx on The Professional. There is no referee to count. Davis: The Pro is finished and there is no one to count.... Kent McKnight is running to the ring holding a bat. Briggs: IT'S MCKNIGHT!!! Chris Lupsa is trying to revive the referee and he doesn't notice him. Davis: If McKnight does something the match is technically over...and Lupsa gets the win... Briggs: True... but what the hell is he doing here then????? Kent McKnight sneaks into the ring. The crowds are on their feet screaming. The Professional is not moving. Chris Lupsa is bent above the referee. Kent McKnight smacks Chris Lupsa with the bat upside the head. Davis: SHIT!!!!!!! Chris Lupsa is busted wide open. Kent McKnight keeps hitting him with the bat. Chris Lupsa is bleeding like a faucet. Briggs: Lupsa is a pile of blood and McKnight is relentlesly hitting him with the bat... Davis: Lupsa has practically won this match as the rules say no Bastards was supposed to interfere!!! Briggs: But what the hell is up with Kent? Davis: And where is the SIE? Chris Steele is running to the ring. He is followed by Shin Mebadazz and Rich T Boy. Briggs: Here comes back up... Chris Steele slides into the ring. Chris Steele grabs the bat from Kent McKnight. Shin Mebadazz nails Kent McKnight with a clothesline. Chris Steele nails Kent McKnight with a jawbreaker. Rich T Boy picks up The Professional. Tim Rice is coming back to his senses. Davis: Finally the ref waking up... Shin Mebadazz nails KentMcKnight with the Dark Morning Driver. Chris Steele executes the 24/7 on The Professional. Tim Rice sees him and signals for the bell. Briggs: Finally!!!!! It was about time.... Kent McKnight rolls out of the ring and drags The Professional outside as well. Tim Rice is asking for a mic. Chris Lupsa is slowly getting to his feet. Rich T Boy grabs the SFWL World title and hands it to Lupsa. Davis: McKnight ruined Pro's chance at the World Belt.... Briggs: I'd say McKnight saved the Pro from a clean 1....2.....3..... But sure it did cost Pro the match... Rice: The winner of this contest as a result of outside interference from a member of the opposite faction....ladies and gentleman....SFWL WORLD CHAMPION.... The crowds are on their feet applauding. Chris Steele raises Chris Lupsa's hand in the air. Rice: ...THEEEEEEEE PROFESSIONAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! The crowds are stunned. Briggs: WHAT?!?!?!??!?!? Kent McKnight raises the Pro's hand in the air. Chris Steele grabs the referee by the shirt. Steele: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??????? Chris Lupsa is shocked. Steele: MCKNIGHT INTERFERED!!!!!! YOU WERE DOWN AND OUT!!!!!!! WE JUST CLEANED HOUSE!!!!! Tim Rice is pretty confused. Steele grabs his mic. Steele: PLAY THAT REPLAY!!!!!!!!! PLAY IT!!!!!!!!!!! The jumbotron lights up. Kent McKnight and The Professional look pretty calm. The SIE members seem pissed. The crowds are booing heavily. Davis: What is going on here? Briggs: I don't know...but hopefully the replay will convince the ref of his mistake. The replay shows McKnight's interference and then SIE's actions. Steele is shouting to the ref. Chris Lupsa is just gazing at the belt. Tim Rice grabs the mic from Steele. Rice: Uhmmm...as a result of seeing the replay....the decision is reversed.... The crowds explode. Davis: YES!!!! AND PRO MIGHT JUST BE THE SHORTEST REIGNING EVER SFWL CHAMP!!!!! Tim Rice: ...the winner...as a result of outside interference....AND NEW SFWL WORLD CHAMPION....ladies and gentleman....CHR... A voice blares over the speakers. Voice: HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE!!!!! SFWL President Brian Griffiths appears walking down the aisle. Fyve and CHR are following short behind. Brian Griffiths is holding a stack of papers. Davis: Oh no....what now?!?!??! The camera zooms on the Pro's face. The Professional is smiling. Briggs: I don't believe this! Tim Rice grabs the belt away from Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa looks disgusted. Chris Steele points threateningly at the ref. Griffiths: Look...I don't want to waste my time or anybody elses. I was just on my way out of the arena when Mr. Fyve and CHR appraoched me with these papers and said I'd better watch what's going on in the ring... To make the long story short.... Mr. Kent McKnight is not an official member of Bastards Inc!!! The crowds start throwing stuff. Briggs: WHAT?!?!?!? Davis: What is this crap? Griffiths: You see, SFWL papers stipulate wheter it's wrestlers belong to a certain faction or not. According to his contract, Mr. McKnight never signed anything that included his in the Bastards Inc. To make is easier...Mr. McKnight is a Bastard only because HE says he is!!! BECAUSE OFFICIALY HE IS NOT!!! Briggs: That means his interference shouldn't have ended the match.... Davis: It at least should give Lupsa a normal DQ win... Griffiths: Now...because Mr. McKnight is not a Bastard, his interference shouldn't have given Mr. Lupsa the win over The Professional. Not even a normal DQ win as the match was signed to no time limit...and no DQ...except the stipulations we all are aware of... The crowds are pissed. Chris Lupsa has his head bowed. Briggs: The Bastards may have screwed Lupsa out of his World Title... UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! Davis: Let's see.... Griffiths: So seeing that the match should have went on let's move on to our next problem... Mr. Steele on the other hand is signed as an official member of the SIE: Future... His actions on the Professional WERE ILEGAL AND ARE GOING TO COST MR. LUPSA THE MATCH AND THE WORLD TITLE!!!!!!! Brian Griffiths is dodging paper cups and all kinds of other things. The crowds are rioting. Chris Steele is bursting with anger. He is pointing and shouting at Griffiths. Briggs: I don't believe this... I don't belive Brian C. Griffiths is practically giving the title to the Bastards... Griffiths: So...as of tonight...your new SFWL Champion is...THE PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!!! Good night! Brian Griffiths leaves. "Sex-O-Matic" by Venus Freak starts playing. The ref hands Pro the belt. Chris Lupsa looks disgusted. Davis: Lupsa can't even move... Briggs: What the hell just happened?!?!?!? Shin Mebadazz and Rich T Boy roll out for Kent McKnight and The Professional. Kent McKnight and The Professional are making their exit trough the crowds. The Professional is carrying the World Title. Chris Steele and Chris Lupsa are in the ring. CHR and Fyve leave trough the curtains. Briggs: Never in my life have I seen anything like this... Davis: Lupsa was screwed by the Bastards!!! Unbelievable... They made Steele cost his best friend the match... It's sick.... Chris Steele looks like a caged lion. He is smoking with rage. Chris Lupsa suddenly rolls out of the ring and starts walking down the aisle. His head is bowed. The crowds are chanting his name. Steele: Chris... Chris come back! Chris...we can fight this... We're gonna kill them! Cyrene runs after Lupsa. Chris Lupsa seems petrified as we walks through the curtain. Chris Steele is just standing in mid ring. Briggs: I have never seen Lupsa so disgusted... Davis: Are you surprised? Briggs: Well.... Unfortunately we're out of time... What a night.... Davis: See you all on Terror! Where I hope we'll hear something from Lupsa.... The camera fades to black.