The scene opens with a wide shot of an austere college campus. Greenery and trees surround massive old buildings, as students mill around. Suddenly, "Hot Shot" by the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion begins blaring, and the shot of the college campus is replaced with one of a trashed hallway in what looks like an abandoned highschool. Light fixtures and windown are broken, vending machines are kicked in, and "Pedro" is spraypainted on every surface. *S* Cinco Chavez Calor flies through a window and lands on his back in the hallway. The scene cuts to a shot of David executing the Giant Killer on Cinco II. *F* Wayne Reid grabs a handful of time-expired candy bars from a smashed vending machine. The scene cuts to a shot of Will Combat hitting Wayne Reid with a shovel. *W* Fyve, Tirok Siban, Kent McKnight and Crack Habit Rabbit try to steal the scoreboard from the gym. The scene cuts to a shot of Fyve and Tirok Siban, as Rebirth, hitting the Fade to Black on Jayson Carter. *L* Brian Bowers stands at a lectern, shouting and gesturing emphatically. The camera pans back to reveal that the rest of the room is empty, as the scene cuts to a shot of Brian Bowers drilling Chris Lupsa with a chairshot. *SCHOOL* Uncle Filthy performs an inspirational puppet show with his shoe and a condom balloon animal in the flooded wreckage of a washroom. The scene cuts to a shot of Uncle Filthy and Crack Habit Rabbit on Sesame Street, fencing with Ernie and Barbed-Wire Bert. *DAZE* Chris Steele and Kevin Williams take crowbars to a locked cabinet in the nurse's office. The scene cuts to a shot of the NLWE attacking Chris Steele en masse. *2001* Tyler MacDonald, carrying a baseball bat, lobs a hardball into the air, and hits it through the last unbroken gym window. The scene cuts to a shot of Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke training. *CLASS* Rob Justice and Will Combat stuff Vernon Black in a locker. The scene cuts to a shot of The Grimm Reaper executing the Dead Man's End on Rob Justice. *IS* Steve Fella, grinning from ear to ear, puts his feet up on a large oak desk, kicks over a rusted 'Principal' nameplate, and lights what we can only assume is a hand-rolled cigarette. The scene cuts to a shot of Steve Fella hitting the Jackass Drop on Arioc. *IN* Mike Torment pulls up to the building in the Bastards Incorporated bus, knocking over a "No Parking" sign and an ornamental tree as he does. The scene cuts to a shot of Arioc executing the Last Rites on Mike Torment. *SESSION!* The scene cuts to still-shots of The Professional and Paine, superimposed so they're face-to-face. The scene fades to an interior shot of the Dean E. Smith center in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. The capacity crowd is on their feet, cheering wildly. The stands are a sea of signs and SFWL merchandise. After panning around the arena, the camera comes to a stop at the Canadian announcers' table, where Del Davis and "Big" Paul Briggs are seated. Davis: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Chapel Hill, North Carolina, and welcome to SFWL School Daze 2001! Briggs: We've got a great show lined up here tonight! We've got eleven matches on the books, and EVERY official SFWL title, as well as the unsanctioned NLWE title, will be defended here tonight! Davis: In tonight's opening match, recently returned superstar will face former Intercontinental champion Night Wing! Briggs: David is looking to rebuild his reputation in the SFWL, and a win over Night Wing is exactly what he needs to start doing it! We'll also see Wayne Reid and Will Combat in action here tonight, in what should be one hell of a brawl! Davis: Wayne Reid lost, in controversial fashion, a shovel match with Will Combat last Tuesday! Tonight, he gets his chance at a rematch, inside an enclosed steel cage! Briggs: Wayne Reid is burning after that loss to Combat - he's going to do some damage tonight! Davis: In an inter-Bastards match, the motivation for which is not entirely clear, Tirok Siban will take on Fyve! Briggs: These two held multiple SFWL World Tag Team championships as Rebirth - they know each other about as well as any two wrestlers can! Davis: This is going to be a very interesting match. Fyve and Tirok are familiar with each others movesets - it's going to be very difficult for either one to surprise the other! Also scheduled for action tonight is Brian Bowers, who will be taking on Chris Lupsa! Briggs: These two have met each other several times in the past, with the latest being an unsuccessful bid by Bowers to win the Intercontinental title from Lupsa several months ago! Davis: Not much has been heard from Lupsa in recent times - one has to wonder if he's even going to be in attendance here tonight! Briggs: In the first of tonight's title matches, Uncle Filthy will defend the SFWL Extreme Title against his arch-rival, the Crack Habit Rabbit, in a Trailer Park Brawl! Davis: This will be the third consecutive PPV that Uncle Filthy and Crack Habit Rabbit have faced each other! Two months ago, they faced off in a Sesame Streetfight that was thrown out due to...get this...a full-scale RIOT! Last month at Summer Scream, Uncle Filthy successfully defended the Extreme title against CHR in a first not only for the SFWL, but for the wrestling industry - a Playground Match! And tonight, Uncle Filthy will defend the title yet again! Briggs: Will it be third time lucky for Crack Habit Rabbit? Or will Uncle Filthy's Extreme title reign continue? The Cruiserweight title will also be on the line here tonight, as Ash defends the belt against both Kent McKnight and Chris Steele! Davis: Ash took it upon himself to interfere in a number one contenders' match between McKnight and Steele, so the board decided that he would face BOTH of them here tonight! Briggs: Both McKnight and Steele are former Cruiserweight champions, and both of them are willing to do anything to wear that gold again! Davis: The unsanctioned, but still hotly contested, NLWE title will be up for grabs tonight, as The Grimm Reaper puts it up against Rob Justice! Briggs: The NLWE can't stand having that belt on someone other than a member of their organization! You can bet that they're going to be looking to get it back tonight! Davis: In tag team action, The Future will defend their SFWL World Tag Team titles against the team of Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke! Briggs: But the question remains, who will be representing The Future? Rich T. Boy walked out on Steele last Tuesday, and I haven't heard anything about whether or not he'll be in attendance here tonight! Davis: Luckily for Steele, he has Kevin "The Shocker" Williams available as an emergency backup. As we saw on Tuesday, he doesn't have a whole lot of luck with replacement partners! Briggs: In tonight's Intercontinental title match - a match that could main-event a pay-per-view anywhere in the country - Marcus Damian will defend the title against multiple-time SFWL champion Steve Fella! Davis: Fella has held almost every - if not EVERY - title belt in this federation, but it's been a long time since he's worn the gold! He's going to be giving it everything he's got here tonight! Briggs: If Marcus Damian has anything to say about it, it's going to be a long time before Fella holds a title again! He's one of the most talented, most athletically gifted competitors in recent history in the SFWL, and he's not going to give up that title without a fight! Davis: In the first of two matches at the top of tonight's card, it's going to be Bastards Incorporated versus Faces of Death, as Mike Torment faces Arioc! Briggs: Arioc and Torment are both at the top of their game, and they should put on an outstanding contest here tonight! They've collided in the past, and the results have always been incredible! And, finally, in tonight's main event, the Bastards and the Faces of Death will collide once again, but this time, the big prize is going to be on the line! The Professional will defend the SFWL World Heavyweight title against a former champion...Paine! Davis: The hatred between Paine and Bastards Incorporated defies description! They've tried to destroy each other, physically, mentally and emotionally, and they've had some of the most brutal matches in SFWL history. Tonight, The Professional, wearing the SFWL World Heavyweight championship belt around his waist, will represent Bastards Incorporated, as he puts that belt up against Paine! Take it from me, folks, that is going to be a match to remember! Briggs: And now, let's send this over to our broadcast colleagues, who will bring you tonight's first match! A black limo pulls into the arena through the dock door. The car pulls up and comes to a stop as the camera begins to approach The back door to the Limo opens and out steps Paine. Immediately after Will Rickard and Heather exit the Limo Paine is dressed in leather pants and a skin tight black sleeveless t-shirt. Heather is wearing a very revealing black leather skirt and black midriff top. The Trio begin to walk off down the hall way when Rob Justice approaches Paine. Justice:I just wanted to tell you, that tonight I'm going after Reaper and I'm going to get back the NLWE World Title and bring it back to where it belongs. I thought that maybe you should have another reminder to keep out of NLWE business. Save your shots for the Reaper to some other time. Paine: (Chuckles) Justice, until you mentioned it, you and Reaper were in the back of my mind. Tonight, I've got my own match, for the SFWL World Championship, you want that NLWE hunk of tin, by all means take it away from Reaper, but don't get in my face again, or it will cost you. Paine and Justice exchange some heated looks as Paine, Heather, and Rickard all walk off down the hallway and into the arena. (Cut back to Ringside) (The scene then flicks to the sold out Dean E. Smith Center in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. The fans are going nuts as pyro lights off all around the building. The camera zooms in on a few of the signs around the building. Some reading "Bastards Inc.", "I'm the REAL Professional", "SFWL Country" and so on. The camera then zooms in on a young boy holding an American flag before zooming back in on the announcers table where SFWL announcers Mikael Drole and Steve Desmond are sitting.) Mikael: 15,000 plus, have jam packed the Dean E. Smith Center tonight here for SFWL SCHOOL DAZE! Steve: And I'll tell you what Mikael, we have one HELL of a night planned for you tonight! Mikael: That's right, so let's get right to the action with our first match, David taking on Night Wing... From Buffalo, New York... Weighing in at 204 pounds... David "IT’S D-DAY!!!" The crowd erupts. The arena goes pitch black until twin strobe lights flash light on the entrance. A thunderous explosion of golden pyro goes off and the lights return to normal. "Voice of the Voiceless" by Rage Against the Machine begins to blare throughout the arena. David steps onto the entrance ramp wearing a pair of blue cutoff jeans and a bandanna. He tears off the bandanna and tosses it into the crowd. The crowd roars again. David runs quickly toward the ring and slides under the ropes. David climbs on top of turnbuckles and points to a fan. Camera flashes surround the arena. David leaps off of the turnbuckles and calls for a mic. David: "North Carolina, prepare youself for D-Day." The crowd is going nuts. David: "Tonight, I am making my return to Pay Per View television against one member of the NLWE. Now I would just like to explain why I made this match. Simply put, it was because we both have a lot in common. "First of all, Night Wing and I both hate the NLWE cronies. He goes ranting and raving about how terrible Rob Justice is or how pathetic the league would be without him and I strongly believe that the NLWE are a bunch of whining, pathetic, no-talent, pansy ass, mid carders who couldn't draw a big enough crowd until they infected ours! The only difference is that I'm not a total hypocrite about the subject. Night Wing, if you are going to talk smack about the NLWE, maybe you shouldn't be a friggin' member of the NLWE. "Secondly, Night Wing and I both hate Ash. We each recognize that one of the most insignifacant competitors in the SFWL somehow managed to steal our cruiserweight championship and has sat on it ever since. We would both do everything in our power to correct this injustice send Ash back where he belongs; wrestling next to Pedro or Ricky Brookman or that Bastards Inc robot thing. The only difference is that I actually have the ability to do so. Night Wing, why do you have a problem with Ash? He is only the second worst wrestler in sports entertainment today. You should look up to your superior Night Wing. Hell, you should get together and form Carnage 2 or something. "Thirdly, Night Wing and I are both on a mission to capture the Cruiserweight championship. The only difference is that I have a chance. "And finally, Night Wing and I are about to meet one-on-one in this very ring tonight. We both realize that the winner of this match may someday, in the distant future, the winner of this match may get a title shot while the loser will still be getting ass kickings delivered by Cinco, Pogo the Extreme Badger and Lillith. The only difference is that I WON'T LOSE!" David tosses the mic into the crowd. His opponent... Hailing from Milwaukee, Wisconsin... Weighing in at 220 pounds... Night Wing They lock up. Night Wing takes David down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Night Wing hits David with a dropkick from the second rope. Night Wing takes David down with a savate kick. Night Wing executes a slingshot legdrop on David. Night Wing is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Mikael: David not looking good early on, as Night Wing is really taking the fight to him. Steve: You have to give guys like David time, he's a smart man for such a young kid. All he needs is a good kick in the ass to get going and then he'll turn this all around. Night Wing goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but David ducks out of the way. David runs into the ropes. David goes for a clothesline, but Night Wing counters it with a crucifix. Mikael: Beautiful counter by Night Wing and the cover.... Bob Leardi counts: One, shoulder up. Mikael: Only good for a one count. Night Wing hits David. Night Wing is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Night Wing punches David. Night Wing is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. David punches Night Wing. David is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. David kicks Night Wing. Steve: David fighting back and now taking it to Night Wing! Mikael: This looks like it's errupted into a brawl almost. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to David. David punches Night Wing. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to David. Night Wing hits David. David hits Night Wing. David places Night Wing on the turnbuckle. Steve: Here we go! This is what I pay to watch, some good ol' hard hitting violence! Mikael: Night Wing on top, what is David going to do.... Oh no! This doesn't look good for Night Wing! David hits a top-rope power bomb on Night Wing. Mikael: Ohhh MY! TOP ROPE POWERBOMB FROM DAVID! Did you see Night Wing's head bounce? Steve: Did I see it? That looked so bad I felt it myself! David is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. David nails Night Wing with a fisherman buster. David is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. David runs into the ropes. Night Wing misses with a clothesline. Night Wing misses with a clothesline. Mikael: Night Wing can't seem to make the clothesline work. Steve: It's that powerbomb he took. I don't expect him to land anything after taking a blow to the head like that. Night Wing hits David with a backdrop. Mikael: And Night Wing finally connects, and look at the elevation David got on that one! Night Wing takes David down with a slingshot somersault splash. Mikael: And a BEAUTIFUL follow up. The sommersault splash landing right on it's mark! Night Wing, with the lateral press. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Night Wing. Night Wing is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mikael: David managing to get the shoulder up. Steve: You see Night Wing has the moves to do the job, but David has the heart to get it done! Night Wing executes an armdrag takedown on David. Night Wing hits an inverted DDT on David. Night Wing nails David with a flying cross body press. Mikael: Now look at Night Wing! He's on fire, following up that DDT with a flying cross body press. Steve: Jeez! He must have heard me make fun of him. I've never seen someone so motivated before! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Steve: HAHA! But my boy David manages to kickout. Night Wing uses a flying spinning leg lariat on David. Steve: OH NO! Mikael: The leg lariat langing right in David's jaw! Night Wing is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Night Wing goes for the Phenomenal Drop, but David counters it with a legsweep faceslam. Mikael: And David just saved himself by getting out of the Phenomenal Drop with that counter. David whips Night Wing into the ropes. Night Wing hits David with a shoulderblock. Night Wing leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Steve: NO! NO! Get that out of here! It has no place in that ring! Night Wing sets up the chair. Steve: What the hell is the ref doing? Stop him! Mikael: It's no-DQ! Steve: Who gives a rats ass? Night Wing goes for the Rocker Dropper, but David counters it with a legsweep. Steve: Yes!... YES! The ref can't do it himself so David saves his own ass! Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Steve: And now! He does something. David runs into the ropes. David misses with a clothesline. David hits a clothesline on Night Wing. David goes for a backbreaker, but Night Wing blocks it. Night Wing goes for the Rocker Dropper, but David counters it with a legsweep. Mikael: David really likes using them legsweeps.... It's almost hypnotic! David whips Night Wing into the ropes, but Night Wing reverses it. David misses with a clothesline. David executes a spear on Night Wing. Steve: GORE!!!! GOOORE!!!! GOOORE!!! Mikael: Excellent Heyman impression. Steve: I try. David whips Night Wing into the ropes. David hits Night Wing with a backdrop. Night Wing falls out of the ring. Mikael: OHH MY!!! OHH MY GOD!!! Night Wing just backflipped over the top landing on that concrete! David is now in control! David goes through the ropes. David goes for a brain buster, but Night Wing blocks it. Night Wing knocks David into the ringsteps. Night Wing sets up a table. Fans: TABLE, TABLE, TABLE, TABLE, TABLE! Steve: You hear them. They want violence, they want blood... they want TABLES! They're brawling inside the ring area. Night Wing whips David into the guardrail. Night Wing takes David down with a knifehand chop. Night Wing is handed the ring bell. Night Wing hits him with the ring bell. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Night Wing. Night Wing sets up David on the table. Fans: TABLE, TABLE, TABLE, TABLE, TABLE! Steve: Uh oh! Skippy don't like this!...... Skippy don't like this one bit! Night Wing tries to drive David through the table with the Rocker Dropper, but he blocks it. Mikael: And once again David saves himself from danger! This time ducking out of the way of that table! David takes Night Wing down with a fisherman buster. David whips Night Wing into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. David knocks Night Wing into the ringsteps. David uses a snap suplex on Night Wing. Mikael: Suplex on the concrete! David is on fire! Steve: You don't need to tell the folks at home he's on fire... They know! David nails Night Wing with a fisherman suplex. Mikael: Huge move, but this is not a falls-count-anywhere match. They're brawling inside the ring area. David reenters the ring. Night Wing follows him back in. David executes the Giant Killer on Night Wing. Steve: GIANT KILLER! GIANT KILLER!!! GIANT KILLER!!! David is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. David goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to David. The winner is David. Time of match: 0:06:36 Mikael: And David wins it in this back and forth match up and sadly folks... we have to go! Steve: Got that right. Damn chinsy bastards give us one job a year! Briggs: We're back, ladies and gentlemen, to bring you tonight's next match! Davis: This contest is a rematch from last Tuesday, where Will Combat picked up a somewhat controversial victory over Wayne Reid in a Shovel on a Pole match! Briggs: Wayne Reid appeared to have the match well under control, but mistimed interference by Kate Elliot cost him the match! Wayne Reid held Will Combat up for a shot, but ended up taking a shovel full-force to the head! Davis: Wayne Reid issued the challenge for a rematch here at Summer Scream, with the added stipulation that it take place inside an enclosed steel cage - not to prevent the NLWE from interfering on Will Combat's behalf, but to keep Kate Elliot away from him! Briggs: And not only can no-one get into this cage, no-one can get out! This match can ONLY end with a pinfall or submission! This contest is a closed-roof cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Queens, New York... Weighing in at 415 pounds... Will Combat His opponent... Fighting out of Blind River, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 344 pounds... Wayne Reid They lock up. Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a hammerlock. Briggs: Reid powers Combat down to the mat with a hammerlock! Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a hiptoss. Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a hiptoss. Davis: A pair of hiptosses by Wayne Reid puts him firmly in control! Wayne Reid executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Will Combat. Wayne Reid gives him a belly-to-back suplex, but Will Combat blocks it. Briggs: Reid couldn't take him over! Will Combat whips Wayne Reid into the turnbuckle. Davis: Combat sends Reid into the turnbuckle! Will Combat charges into the corner. Briggs: And he follows him in with a driving shoulder! Will Combat goes for a sidewalk slam, but Wayne Reid counters it with a DDT. Davis: Great counter by Wayne Reid! Will Combat went for the sidewalk slam, but Wayne Reid draped an arm around his neck and dropped him with a DDT! A portion of the crowd is cheering Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid executes a splash on Will Combat. Briggs: Big standing splash by Wayne Reid! He hooks the leg... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And he gets two! Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the cage. Briggs: Will Combat sent face-first into the cage! Will Combat goes for a kick to the groin, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Will Combat runs into the ropes. Will Combat goes for a spear, but Wayne Reid counters it with a kneelift. Davis: Combat went for the spear, but Reid was ready! Kneelift right to the face! Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the ropes. Wayne Reid hits Will Combat with a shoulderblock. Briggs: Reid takes Combat down with a shoulderblock! Wayne Reid executes a backbreaker on Will Combat. Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the ropes. Will Combat bumps into the cage. Davis: Combat collides back-first with the steel cage! Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a gutbuster. Briggs: Gutbuster by Reid! He covers... Wayne Reid is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And he gets another two-count! Briggs: Wayne Reid focusing his offense on Will Combat's upper body, softening up his ribs for the Tenta Special! Wayne Reid rakes Will Combat's face across the cage. Will Combat is busted wide open. Davis: Wayne Reid tearing the flesh away from Will Combat's forehead! Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the ropes. Will Combat hits Wayne Reid with a shoulderblock. Briggs: Combat comes off the ropes with a shoulderblock! Will Combat uses a heart punch on Wayne Reid. Davis: And he drops Wayne Reid with a heart punch! Will Combat flips the crowd off. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Will Combat. Will Combat goes for an inverted power bomb, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Davis: Wayne Reid blocks the wheelbarrow power bomb! Briggs: Reid used that as a finisher for nearly half a year - he knows that move inside and out! Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a clothesline. Wayne Reid kicks Will Combat. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid hits Will Combat. Will Combat punches Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid kicks Will Combat. Davis: Combat and Reid trading some massive shots inside that cage! The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a lariat. Wayne Reid goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Will Combat blocks it. Briggs: Wayne Reid unable to hoist Combat up for the stomachbreaker! Will Combat whips Wayne Reid into the cage. Davis: Combat sends Reid right into the cage! Will Combat rams Wayne Reid into the cage. Briggs: And again! Will Combat starting to gain some momentum... Will Combat chops Wayne Reid. Will Combat is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Will Combat punches Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid hits Will Combat. Wayne Reid hits a punch to the midsection on Will Combat. Wayne Reid nails Will Combat with a punch to the midsection. Briggs: But here comes Wayne Reid! Wayne Reid burying his fist in the midsection of Will Combat! Davis: Wayne Reid came into this one with a strategy planned - his entire offense has revolved around working the ribs, setting Combat up for those two big moves of his, the Northern Exposure and the Tenta Special! Wayne Reid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Will Combat hits Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid chops Will Combat. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the cage. Davis: Combat and the steel cage collide again! Briggs: Wayne Reid has wrestled more than a few cage matches in his day - he knows how to use it to his advantage! Davis: Will Combat's been getting plenty of use out of it, too! The steel cage is like a home away from home for both these men! Wayne Reid goes for a chokehold, but Will Combat counters it with a facerake. Will Combat whips Wayne Reid into the ropes. Davis: Rake of the eyes, and Combat sends Reid into the ropes... Wayne Reid hits a football tackle on Will Combat. Briggs: But Wayne Reid comes back with a football tackle! Wayne Reid catches Will Combat in a bearhug. Davis: Wayne Reid locks on the bearhug! Wayne Reid clamping down on Will Combat! Will Combat is inching his way toward the ropes. Will Combat is struggling to break the hold. Will Combat reaches the ropes after 9 seconds. Briggs: But Combat makes it to the ropes! Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the ropes. Davis: Combat shot off the ropes... Will Combat uses a backspin DDT on Wayne Reid. Briggs: And he catches Wayne Reid with a backspin DDT! Davis: Combat going to the top rope! Will Combat nails Wayne Reid with a diving headbutt. Davis: Combat comes off the top turnbuckle with a diving headbutt! This should be it right here! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: Only got two! Will Combat connected with a headbutt off the top, but he only got two! Will Combat runs into the ropes. Will Combat hits Wayne Reid with a jumping clothesline. Davis: Combat hits anotherr jumping clothesline on Reid! Will Combat goes for a clothesline, but Wayne Reid counters it with an armbreaker. Briggs: Reid counters the clothesline by grabbing Combat's arm and throwing his entire 344-pound mass at the mat! That move can dislocate a shoulder when someone as heavy as Reid hits it! Wayne Reid executes a headlock takedown on Will Combat. Wayne Reid rams Will Combat into the cage. Wayne Reid rakes Will Combat's face across the cage. Will Combat is bleeding like a faucet. Davis: Will Combat's forehead is getting shredded! Blood just pouring from Combat! Wayne Reid hits Will Combat with a roundhouse right. Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a roundhouse right. Briggs: Wayne Reid trying to open that gash up even further with two big right hands to the face! Wayne Reid executes a swinging neckbreaker on Will Combat. Davis: Neckbreaker by Reid! He covers... Wayne Reid is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, kickout. Davis: Didn't even get two! Briggs: Will Combat is still in this match! Wayne Reid executes an elbowdrop on Will Combat. Briggs: Reid drops the elbow on Combat's ribs! He covers... Wayne Reid is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: Combat kicks out! A portion of the crowd is cheering Wayne Reid. Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the ropes. Will Combat nails Wayne Reid with a running clothesline. Briggs: Big clothesline takes Wayne Reid down! A portion of the crowd is booing Will Combat. Will Combat executes a series of punches on Wayne Reid. Davis: And Combat's on him with a series of shots to the head! Will Combat flips the crowd off. Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a belly-to-back suplex. Briggs: But he turned his back! Combat took his attention off the match, and Wayne Reid took him over with a backdrop suplex! Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the ropes. Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a football tackle. Davis: Reid flattens him with a football tackle! He covers... Wayne Reid is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: And he gets two! Wayne Reid tries to whip Will Combat into the turnbuckle, but Will Combat reverses it. Davis: Wayne Reid reversed into the corner! Will Combat goes for a spear, but Wayne Reid side-steps and Will Combat only hits air. Briggs: But he's long gone by the time Combat gets there! That spear caught nothing but ringpost! Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a backbreaker. Wayne Reid executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Will Combat. Davis: Wayne Reid in control of this match! Wayne Reid goes for a bodyslam, but Will Combat blocks it. Briggs: He couldn't slam Combat! Will Combat goes for a bodyslam, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Davis: Combat couldn't slam Reid, either! Briggs: Both men starting to lose some steam! Will Combat takes Wayne Reid down with a clothesline. Will Combat executes a DDT on Wayne Reid. Davis: Combat drops him with a DDT! Will Combat goes for a heart punch, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Briggs: Reid blocks the heart punch! Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the ropes. Wayne Reid takes Will Combat down with a lariat. Davis: Wayne Reid nearly knocks Will Combat out of his boots with a lariat! Wayne Reid whips Will Combat into the ropes. Will Combat bumps into the cage. Briggs: Combat staggers back after hitting the cage... Wayne Reid executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Will Combat. Davis: And Wayne Reid's right there waiting for him! Wayne Reid punches Will Combat. Wayne Reid punches Will Combat. Wayne Reid goes for a bodyslam, but Will Combat blocks it. Briggs: Reid still can't slam him! Wayne Reid executes a bodyslam on Will Combat. Davis: He got him that time! Wayne Reid slammed Will Combat! Briggs: And Combat's right in the corner! You know what this means... Wayne Reid executes the Northern Exposure on Will Combat. Briggs: Northern Exposure! Vertical splash off the second rope, and that could be enough! Davis: But Reid's not going for the cover! Briggs: Reid with the bounce off the ropes... Wayne Reid executes the Tenta Special on Will Combat. Briggs: And there it is! Tenta Special! Davis: Running vertical splash, and this looks like it for Will Combat! Reid stays on him for the cover... The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Wayne Reid. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is cheering Wayne Reid. The winner is Wayne Reid. Time of match: 0:08:38 Briggs: And Reid gets the three! Wayne Reid wins! Davis: Nobody expected a scientific contest, and we definitely didn't get one! This match was exactly what we thought it would be - a knock-down, drag-out brawl! Briggs: And Wayne Reid came to fight today! Will Combat had a few bursts of offense, including an extremely impressive diving headbutt, but there's no doubt that it was Reid who was in control of this match! Davis: That's it for us for a while, folks, but we'll be back at later this evening, when we bring you the SFWL's first-ever Trailer Park Brawl! It's going to be Uncle Filthy vs. Crack Habit Rabbit with the Extreme title on the line! Briggs: We'll also be calling the action for the SFWL Cruiserweight title match, which will pit Ash against two men, The Future's Chris Steele, and Bastards Incorporated's Kent McKnight! (Cut back to the Professional's Locker Room) The Professional is seated watching a monitor dressed in his ring gear. CHR and Fyve are on a couch side by side eating out of the same bowl of nacho's. CHR: (With a mouthful of nachos) Soomm, rrrmmm mmumm tomamm? The Professional: What? Fyve: (With Nacho's in his mouth, but slightly less than CHR) He asked if you were ready for tonight? The Professional: Yeah, that guy in the mask shook me up a little, but I'm ready to go. I tell you, when I'm through with Paine, I'm going to find out who that guy is and kick his ass. CHR: (Still with a mouthful of nachos) Mmmm mmmm mmm mmmm mmmm? The Professional: What? Fyve: He wants to know if you want us to try and find the guy? The Professional: I don't really...(stops and thinks a second) Sure, why don't you two go ahead. Comb the whole arena, and if you find him...put a real good beating on him so that he won't show his face during my match tonight. CHR: (Swallows all the nachos in a big gulp) Sure thing Boss, come one Fyve. CHR and Fyve get up from the couch. CHR hands The Pro the bowl of nachos as him and Fyve leave the locker room. The Professional just sits the nacho's down and shakes his head. (Cut back to ringside) SS: Next up we have Tirok Siban going one on one with fellow Bastard member Fyve. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. From Las Cruces, New Mexico... Weighing in at 245 pounds... Tirok Siban His opponent... Weighing in at 250 pounds... Fyve They lock up. Tirok Siban goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Fyve counters it with a backdrop. Fyve goes for a stomp, but Tirok Siban rolls out of the way. A small "Tirok Siban" chant is being started. Tirok Siban is going for the pin. SS: Tirok rolls up Fyve… Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. SS: Two count early in the match Tirok Siban takes Fyve down with an inverted DDT. Tirok Siban goes for the Rattlesnake Tamer, but Fyve counters it with a roll up. Raze: Fyve able to counter the early attempt at the Rattlesnake Tamer Fyve executes a jumping elbow thrust on Tirok Siban. Fyve hits a stun gun on Tirok Siban. Raze: Fyve with a stun gun on Tirok The crowd is cheering on Fyve. Fyve runs into the ropes. Fyve misses with a shoulderblock. Fyve goes for a lariat, but Tirok Siban counters it with an armbar submission. Fyve reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Tirok Siban nails Fyve with the Rattlesnake Bite. SS: Tirok hits Fyve with the Rattlesnake Bite. There are lots of chants for Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban goes for a heart punch, but Fyve blocks it. Fyve executes a Gorilla Press on Tirok Siban. Raze: Fyve using his power to his advantage. Fyve executes a pumphandle suplex on Tirok Siban. Fyve is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Fyve whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Tirok Siban hits Fyve with a kick. Tirok Siban leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. SS: Tirok going for the chair Tirok Siban takes the chair. Tirok Siban goes for a flying axhandle, but Fyve counters it with a punch. Tirok Siban re-reverses it. Raze: Siban was able to block a punch and give one of his own in mid-air Tirok Siban runs into the ropes. Fyve hits Tirok Siban with a kick. Fyve whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. SS: Fyve sends Tirok into the ropes Tirok Siban nails Fyve with a cartwheel kick. Raze: Tirok comes back and levels Fyve with the cartwheel kick Tirok Siban uses a flying hip attack on Fyve. There are lots of chants for Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban executes a fallaway slam on Fyve. SS: Fallaway slam by Tirok The crowd is really behind Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban leaves the ring. He returns with a broom handle. Tirok Siban takes a swing at Fyve with the broom handle, but he gets out of the way. Fyve snatches the broom handle from him. Raze: Fyve ducks the shot from the broom handle and takes it for himself Fyve takes a swing at Tirok Siban with the broom handle, but he gets out of the way. Tirok Siban snatches the broom handle from him. Tirok Siban takes a swing at Fyve with the broom handle, but he gets out of the way. Fyve snatches the broom handle from him. Fyve hits him with the broom handle. SS: And finally Fyve connects Fyve is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Fyve hits a legsweep faceslam on Tirok Siban. The crowd is cheering on Fyve. Fyve throws Tirok Siban out of the ring. Fyve goes through the ropes. Raze: Fyve taking the match to the outside Fyve executes a low blow on Tirok Siban. Fyve executes a legdrop on Tirok Siban. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tirok Siban hits a European uppercut on Fyve. SS: European uppercut from Tirok Siban Tirok Siban knocks Fyve into the ringpost. Tirok Siban whips Fyve into the guardrail. Tirok Siban whips Fyve into the guardrail. Raze: Tirok brutally assaulting Fyve Tirok Siban sets up a table. Tirok Siban hits Fyve with an inverted DDT. Tirok Siban sets up Fyve on the table. Tirok Siban executes a belly-to-belly superplex through the table. The table didn't break. SS: Belly to Belly SUPERplex from Tirok Siban! Raze: That could be it for Fyve, his spine is probably in fifty pieces now Tirok Siban whips Fyve into the guardrail. Tirok Siban is handed a pair of brass knuckles. Tirok Siban hits him with the pair of brass knuckles. Raze: Tirok is taking Fyve apart There are lots of chants for Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban sets up Fyve on the table. Tirok Siban tries to drive Fyve through the table with a backdrop driver, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. SS: Fyve got out of the way! Tirok landed on the table all by himself! Fyve is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Fyve uses a low blow on Tirok Siban. Fyve hits Tirok Siban with an inverted DDT. Raze: Fyve trying to get back into the match Fyve reenters the ring. Tirok Siban follows him back in. Tirok Siban brings the the pair of brass knuckles into the ring. Tirok Siban places Fyve on the turnbuckle. Tirok Siban sets up the chair. SS: Tirok has something nasty on his mind… Tirok Siban hits a belly-to-belly superplex onto the chair on Fyve. Tirok Siban has the crowd going wild. Raze: Incredible! A belly to belly off the top rope onto a chair Kevin Kerrigan removes the chair from the ring. SS: There is no use doing that the chair is demolished anyways! Tirok Siban hits him with a pair of brass knuckles. Tirok Siban nails Fyve with a fallaway slam. Tirok Siban hits him with the pair of brass knuckles. Raze: Tirok needs to end this punishment for Fyve The crowd is going crazy. Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Tamer on Fyve. SS: I think Tirok may have heard you, he’s got the Rattlesnake Tamer locked on and I don’t think Fyve has anything left Fyve is valiantly trying to break the hold. Fyve tries to escape the hold. Fyve is writhing in pain. Kevin Kerrigan checks Fyve's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. SS: One more and this one is over He lifts it... it falls. Kevin Kerrigan stops the match after 19 seconds. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Tirok Siban. Time of match: 0:06:42 Raze: Tirok dominated this match up and walks out of School Daze with a big win. Fyve on the other hand will probably need a trip to the emergency room after the punishment he took. SS: Up next we have Brian Bowers scheduled to face Chris Lupsa. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. The house lights cut out. The Jumbotron abruptly cuts to static as “The Antipop” by Primus begins blaring over the PA. As the first verse of the song begins, blue pyro erupts from the entryway and Jumbotron frame, revealing Brian Bowers standing, steel chair in hand, at the top of the entrance ramp. Brian Bowers is dressed in his usual ring attire - torn khakis, maroon J.B. Goodhue construction boots, and a black “Sports-Entertainment Killed the Wrestling Star” t-shirt with the sleeves cut off at the shoulders, revealing the chain tattoos that wrap around both his arms. Kate Elliot is at his side, dressed in black jeans, ankle-high Doc Martens boots and a faded Beck t-shirt, and carrying a steel chair of her own. Music: “The Earth it did crack open on the day that I was born and a thousand merry pranksters came dancin' through the storm. I lay cradle bound a-howlin' out my mind not knowin' years to come I'd be shoutin' over din. I sucked information through the holes in my skull, as my belly gurgles hungry my mouth is always full.” The houselights begin to gradually fade up as Brian Bowers and Kate Elliot walk slowly to the ring. The music swells, and the static on the Jumbotron is replaced with a video montage of Brian Bowers’ greatest moments in the SFWL. “I am Antipop; I'll run against the grain till the day I drop. I am Antipop; I'll run against the grain till the day I drop. I am Antipop; I'll run against the grain till the day I drop. I am the Antipop; the man you cannot stop!” - Brian Bowers executes a brainbuster on Wasp. Brian Bowers takes Armageddon down with a jumping DDT. Brian Bowers executes the Michinoku Driver on Suplex Master. Brian Bowers holds the SFWL Intercontinental Championship belt over his head. - “As a young man I plugged into the tube, but the stench of all that pretense I cannot muddle through. I lay on my back and scan the radio, all that comes out my speakers is a steady syrup flow. I suck information through the holes in my skull, as my belly gurgles hungry my mouth is always full.” As they approach the ring, Brian Bowers and Kate Elliot pause repeatedly to mock fans in the front row while the music and video montage continue to play. - Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid walk down the aisle with the SFWL World Tag Team title belts around their waists. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid execute the Dogpile on Nightmare. Brian Bowers and Jason Chadborne nail Rob Justice with the Canadian Facebuster. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid execute a double powerbomb on Tyler MacDonald. - “I am Antipop; I'll run against the grain till the day I drop. I am Antipop; I'll run against the grain till the day I drop. I am Antipop; I'll run against the grain till the day I drop. I am the Antipop; the man you cannot stop.” The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos, and trash is raining down on Brian Bowers and Kate Elliot as they reach ringside. - Brian Bowers nails Steve Fella with a chairshot. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid throw Jago Yin-Yang over the top rope in a canoe. Brian Bowers crams Jimmy Joker into a locker. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid bail Kid Coyote off the loading ramp in a wheelbarrow. - “I stood by watching and I seen 'em come and go. I seen 'em make that million then vanish in the snow. They come upon you like a pack of rabid hounds as they slobber in your ears and purge you with their sounds. Pushing misinformation through the holes in my skull, my belly gurgles nauseous and still my mouth is full!” - Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Evan Scarlett. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Steve Fella. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Gabriel. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on The Grimm Reaper. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Mike Torment. Brian Bowers holds the SFWL World Heavyweight Championship belt over his head. - “I am Antipop; I'll run against the grain till the day I drop. I am Antipop; I'll run against the grain till the day I drop. I am Antipop; I'll run against the grain till the day I drop. I am the Antipop; the man you cannot stop!” Three superimposed still shots, one of Brian Bowers holding the Intercontinental title, one with a Tag Team title, and one of him holding the SFWL World Heavyweight title, appear on the screen as a second burst of pyro erupts from the Jumbotron frame. Brian Bowers and Kate Elliot pause at ringside as the houselights finish fading back up and the Jumbotron cuts back to its usual shot of the ring. Brian Bowers hands his chair to Kate Elliot who slides it, along with her own, under the ring. Brian Bowers enters the ring between the top and second ropes, while Kate Elliot takes her place on the ring apron. Led to the ring by Kate Elliot... From Sudbury, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 267 pounds... Brian Bowers SS: An impressive entrance, Bowers is in the ring and he seems ready to go... Raze: I am still wondering if he'll have anyone to go against... I mean, Lupsa hasn't been heard of since European Extreme and his World Title loss at the hands of the Pro... SS: After that screw up, it's hard to blame Lupsa for not wanting to show up in the SFWL... I think I've rarely seen anything like that in the SFWL... Raze: But still, Bowers vs. Lupsa was booked on this card at Bowers' request! SS: True. True indeed. But let's not forget that this may be the board's way of making a fool out of Brian Bowers. Giving him an opponent that doesn't exist... Brian Bowers is leaning in the ropes facing the entrance way. He seems pissed. The crowds are all looking towards the entrance way. SS: Nothing. No sign of Lupsa. We'll give him one more minute before we'll start feeling sorry for Bowers. Raze: Let's not forget that 2 years ago Lupsa made his SFWL return at School Daze in a waz costing Bowers the title against Barret MacDougal! SS: I don't think another School Daze return to the SFWL will happen man... Prodigy's Mindfiels starts playing over the PA. The crowds jump up and start cheering wildly. Brian Bowers starts shaking the ropes in anticipation. SS: OR MAYBE IT WILL!!!!!!! Chris Lupsa appears on the entrance ramp. A huge "Lupsa" chant spreads though the fans at ring side. He is wearing black jeans and a T-shirt reading "SIE". A mic can be seen in his right hand. His face is a huge evil grin as he raises the mic to his mouth. Lupsa: Turn off the god damn music! The whole arena is suddenly drowned in silence. Lupsa [after a moment]: One month ago I left an SFWL arena in Europe swearing to myself that I will not...shall not...EVER...grace another SFWL event in my life. A lot of shit has happened to me through out my career. I've been backstabbed countless times, I've been lied, I've been deceived, I've been ambushed... But never...and I do mean never...have I been screwed over as I have been by the SFWL board. Scattered boos can be heard at the mentioning of the SFWL board. Lupsa: The way I lost the SFWL World Title to the Professional is one of the most embarrassing moment in SFWL history, but it's leaders decided it's the way to do it. I believe nobody was keen on the idea of having a DESERVING World Champion, ONE THAT ACTUALLY FOUGHT FOR THAT BELT, won the King of Ring Tournament and defeated the Grim Reaper cleanly for it. A fair play champion doesn't sell. That must be the board policy. A WRESTLER doesn't sell. Sure I like to play mindgames. Yes I enjoy playing with people's minds. But I am a fighter and in the ring I AM THE MOST PURE WRESTLER OUT THERE TODAY! "Lupsa" chants again. Lupsa: But the SFWL board doesn't want wrestling... They want show, screw ups, friends turning on each other, managers betraying their protégés...all for the money. How could they allow Chris Lupsa to wear a belt HE RECONDITIONED! A belt that said "For power, respect and glory"! A belt that seemed to stand against everything the board wants. So they tricked me, Steele, Rich T Boy and enabled the title change! Pauses. Lupsa: I'm not here to talk about the belt. Soon I will step up to regain a world belt that I swore to defend with honor. But not yet... Soon... I'm not here to call out Brian Griffiths to a match or kill his family for destroying my dreams... I am here for two reasons... One of the reasons is the SIE! Silence through the crowds. Lupsa: Yes, the SIE... SIE: Future to be more exact... You see, during the past month I haven't seen any of them... Not Steele, not Rich, not Shin, not even Kevin or Skippy... I haven't heard from them either... But I've seen them talk! I've seen SIE: Future climb down from where we were a month ago... I've seen Chris Steele not even mentioning the word SIE. I've seen Shin talking about the SIE without mentioning the word Future... I think it's time I re-evaluated my friends, my allies, my opponents. The Empire is a glorious name to be associated with. But if some of those wearing "SIE: Future" shirts consider the SIE name to be disposable...then we have a problem... So, SIE: Future members, SIE members, Future members, wherever you feel you belong... Lupsa needs to know where you stand! And Steele...this is not about the Lupsa vs. Pro match ending. I know it wasn't your fault... This is about me needing to re-asses my life! Looks right at Bowers. Lupsa: The other reason, the one that made decide to come back is that man! [points to Brian Bowers] Lupsa and Bowers have one of the longest histories ever in the SFWL. From the time of the Legacy in February '99 until the IC title war in March 2001...Chris Lupsa and Brian Bowers always had something going. Whether they stood together, whether they tore each other apart, there was always something going on between them... A few days ago I spot my name on the School Daze card next to Bowers'... I didn't want the match, I was surprised I was still on the SFWL roster... Then I heard Bowers talk and justify the demand of the match. Brian, if it's one thing you did right is convince me to return! I've been handed opportunity after opportunity and didn't make the most of them? HANDED? HANDED BRIAN? You know as well as I do this is all a bunch of bullshit! I fought for evrything I had in this federation Brian! Everything! I went trough almost a duzin men to reach a World Title match... I won it Brian! Alone! I wasn't handed the belt! I won't accept that Bowers! You can break chair and tables on me! You can have Reid come out and try avery object in the bag of Plundah and Love on me...but I WON'T ALLOW YOU TO MOCK MY WORK! Out of all people, you have been there to witness EVERY BACKSTABBING THE SFWL HANDED ME! The Suplex Master, the ring ban you placed on me, my match against the Pro... What is wrong with you Bowers? Look at where we are and you will see that there TWO F'N THINGS WE STILL HAVE IN COMMON'! Bowers seems interested. Lupsa: NUMBER ONE...We're both sick and disgusted of the way the SFWL board handles their men...and TWO...we both want to f'n WRESTLE!!!! The crowd pops. Lupsa: You know all too well that as dark as I may sound at times, as devious and controlling I might act...when Chris Lupsa steps in the ring...it's always the same Chris Lupsa... A F'N GREAT WRESTLER! One that will fight you to his last drop of energy AND FURTHER! You want a fight Brian? WELL...YOU SURELY GOT IT!!!!! Chris Lupsa spikes the mic. Chris Lupsa charges the ring. His opponent... Fighting out of Targu Mures, Romania... Weighing in at 243 pounds... Chris Lupsa SS: Here we go!!! Bowers and Lupsa here at School Daze!!! They lock up. Chris Lupsa places Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle. Chris Lupsa goes for a reverse top rope Frankensteiner, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers throws Chris Lupsa off the turnbuckle. Raze: And the wrestling begins Brian Bowers leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Brian Bowers sets up the chair. SS: Bowers bringing the chair into the ring Brian Bowers hits a sitdown faceslam onto the chair on Chris Lupsa. SS: Bowers with a X-Factor onto the steel chair! Brian Bowers takes Chris Lupsa down with a shoulderbreaker. Brian Bowers nails Chris Lupsa with an armdrag takedown. Brian Bowers hits Chris Lupsa. Brian Bowers punches Chris Lupsa. Raze: Bowers pounding on Lupsa Brian Bowers kicks Chris Lupsa. Brian Bowers puts Chris Lupsa in a chokehold. Chris Lupsa is valiantly trying to break the hold. SS: Brian Bowers with the blatant choke Chris Lupsa is inching his way towards the ropes. Chris Lupsa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. Raze: Lupsa able to get the ropes break Brian Bowers goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Chris Lupsa attempts to place Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Chris Lupsa executes the Doctor Bomb on Brian Bowers. SS: Doctor Bomb from Chris Lupsa!! Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Chris Lupsa complains about a slow count. Raze: Lupsa wanted the win there Brian Bowers executes an inside cradle on Chris Lupsa. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Raze: The complaining almost cost him the match as Bowers gets the roll up. Brian Bowers gets a full nelson on Chris Lupsa. Chris Lupsa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brian Bowers goes for a front facelock, but Chris Lupsa counters it with a low blow. SS: Low blow from Chris Lupsa Tim Rice removes the chair from the ring. Chris Lupsa executes the Waves of the Styx on Brian Bowers. Raze: Waves of the Styx! Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... SS: Too close to the ropes Chris Lupsa attempts to place Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Chris Lupsa catches Brian Bowers in a clawhold. Brian Bowers is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brian Bowers is inching his way towards the ropes. Raze: Bowers is desperately trying to get to the ropes Brian Bowers is writhing in pain. Tim Rice asks Brian Bowers if he's still there. Brian Bowers nods. Tim Rice asks Brian Bowers if he's had enough. Brian Bowers shakes his head. SS: Bowers is fighting the pain! Brian Bowers summons one last burst of energy. Tim Rice asks Brian Bowers if he's had enough. Brian Bowers shakes his head. Tim Rice checks Brian Bowers's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Brian Bowers fights his way out of the hold after 38 seconds. Raze: A close call for Brian Bowers, Lupsa nearly had the match Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Brian Bowers executes a clothesline on Chris Lupsa. Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. SS: Two count after the clothesline Brian Bowers nails Chris Lupsa with a superkick. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Brian Bowers locks Chris Lupsa in a double chickenwing submission. Chris Lupsa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Raze: Lupsa quickly gets a hand on the ropes Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Brian Bowers hits Chris Lupsa with a shoulderblock. Brian Bowers executes a power bomb on Chris Lupsa. SS: Powerbomb! Raze: Bowers has the cover Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Brian Bowers takes Chris Lupsa down with a double underhook faceslam. Brian Bowers gives him a reverse neckbreaker, but Chris Lupsa doesn't even care. Raze: The reverse neckbreaker has no effect on Lupsa Chris Lupsa uses a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Brian Bowers. The crowd is behind Chris Lupsa all the way. SS: Top rope DVD! Chris Lupsa goes for the Mandible Claw, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers hits a kick to the midsection on Chris Lupsa. Brian Bowers punches Chris Lupsa. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Chris Lupsa punches Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers hits Chris Lupsa. Raze: The two rivals exchanging blows now Brian Bowers whips Chris Lupsa into the ropes. Chris Lupsa hits Brian Bowers with a kick. Chris Lupsa hits the Liger Bomb on Brian Bowers. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Raze: The Liger Bomb nearly gets Chris Lupsa the win Chris Lupsa catches Brian Bowers in an octopus hold. Brian Bowers is valiantly trying to break the hold. SS: Lupsa has the octopus locked on Brian Bowers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds. Kate Elliot enters the ring and hits Chris Lupsa with a chair. Chris Lupsa is out cold. Raze: Kate Elliot doing her job as a manager and flooring Chris Lupsa Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Brian Bowers gives the sign for the No More Apologies. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Chris Lupsa. SS: There is the No More Apologies, maybe the deadliest move in the SFWL. Raze: Not many people can say they have escaped the move Chris Lupsa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 42 seconds. SS: Lupsa managed to get to the ropes after forty seconds! Brian Bowers whips Chris Lupsa into the ropes, but Chris Lupsa reverses it. Brian Bowers hits a clothesline on Chris Lupsa. Brian Bowers is going for the pin. SS: Lateral press Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SS: Nearly got the fall Brian Bowers uses a kick to the midsection on Chris Lupsa. Brian Bowers leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Raze: Brian Bowers going for the chair Brian Bowers sets up the chair. Brian Bowers takes Chris Lupsa down with a DDT onto the chair. SS: Bowers hits the DDT onto the steel chair! Brian Bowers whips Chris Lupsa into the ropes. Brian Bowers misses with a clothesline. Chris Lupsa misses with a shoulderblock. Brian Bowers goes for a chokehold, but Chris Lupsa counters it with a kick to the midsection. Chris Lupsa executes the Waves of the Styx on Brian Bowers. SS: Waves of the Styx again! Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SS: Bowers kicks out of the Waves of the Styx Chris Lupsa runs into the ropes. Chris Lupsa hits Brian Bowers with a clothesline. Chris Lupsa places Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle. Chris Lupsa hits Brian Bowers with a reverse top rope Frankensteiner. Raze: Big move by Lupsa this could do it for him… Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. SS: Bowers manages to get the shoulder up at the last second Chris Lupsa throws Brian Bowers out of the ring. Chris Lupsa jumps onto him with a Springboard Somersault Plancha. Raze: Lupsa takes Bowers down with the high-flying plancha Kate Elliot comes from behind and distracts Chris Lupsa. Brian Bowers knocks Chris Lupsa into the ringpost. Raze: Bowers shoves Lupsa face first into the ring post Brian Bowers reenters the ring. Chris Lupsa follows him back in. Brian Bowers goes for an armdrag takedown, but Chris Lupsa blocks it. Tim Rice removes the chair from the ring. Chris Lupsa puts Brian Bowers in a stomach claw. SS: Another stomach claw by Chris Lupsa Brian Bowers is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brian Bowers tries to escape the hold. Chris Lupsa lets go after 17 seconds. Chris Lupsa places Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle. Chris Lupsa uses a top-rope fisherman buster on Brian Bowers. SS: Top-rope fisherman buster! Raze: That has to be it for Brian Bowers, his neck could be seriously damaged The crowd is behind Chris Lupsa all the way. Chris Lupsa hits a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Brian Bowers. SS: Lupsa with the flapjack for good measure Raze: This should be all, Bowers put up a great fight… Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. SS: Bowers got the shoulder up! Chris Lupsa catches Brian Bowers in a stomach claw. Brian Bowers is valiantly trying to break the hold. Raze: Lupsa not giving Bowers any breathing room going right back to the stomach claw Brian Bowers is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brian Bowers tries to fight the pain. Brian Bowers tries to escape the hold. SS: Bowers just will not submit Chris Lupsa lets go after 20 seconds. Chris Lupsa leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. SS: Lupsa now the one bringing in the chair. Chris Lupsa sets up the chair. Chris Lupsa goes for the Liger Bomb, but Brian Bowers counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Chris Lupsa counters it with a sunset flip. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Raze: Another show of incredible chain wrestling from two of the SFWL’s best Chris Lupsa attempts to place Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Chris Lupsa gives him a clawhold, but Brian Bowers doesn't even care. Brian Bowers executes the No More Apologies on Chris Lupsa. SS: No More Apologies out of nowhere! Chris Lupsa is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chris Lupsa is inching his way towards the ropes. Chris Lupsa is barely hanging in there. Tim Rice asks Chris Lupsa if he should stop the fight. Chris Lupsa shakes his head. Raze: Lupsa’s almost gone. SS: He’s almost to the ropes though Tim Rice asks Chris Lupsa if he should stop the fight. Chris Lupsa shakes his head. Tim Rice asks Chris Lupsa if he's had enough. Chris Lupsa shakes his head. Raze: Lupsa is just trying to stay conscious now. Tim Rice checks Chris Lupsa's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. SS: There’s two! He lifts it... it falls. Tim Rice stops the match after 27 seconds. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The winner is Brian Bowers. Time of match: 0:10:26 SS: Brian Bowers has one the match. A huge win for Brian Bowers! Raze: This was a main event caliber match, an early show stealer if you ask me. SS: Well that’s all from us for now, we’ll take you over to our next match! The scene cuts to a shot of a delapidated trailer park somewhere in North Carolina. SFWL reporter and running joke Ricky Brookman is on the scene, microphone at the ready. Ricky Brookman: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Gopher Acres Trailer Park and Campground, the site of tonight's Extreme Title match! I'm Ricky Brookman, SFWL reporter, and I'm here to see what the residents of this fine mobile community think about getting a chance to witness LIVE SFWL action here tonight! Ricky Brookman approaches an old man, sitting in front of one of the trailers on an improvised porch made of rotting, rapidly disintegrating 2x4s. The old man has a banjo at his side, and is occupied with a whittling project of some sort. Ricky Brookman: Good evening, sir...what's your name? Old man: Grandpappy. Grandpappy Crenshaw. Ricky Brookman: Crenshaw? You wouldn't happen to be any relation to SFWL superstar Ewol Crenshaw, would you? Grandpappy Crenshaw: Relation? Ewol's mah nephew! How's he doin' these days, anyhoo? Ricky Brookman: I really don't have the status to talk to Ewol...there's a strict social order in the locker room. I get to talk to Jack Black, and sometimes the Coke machine. Grandpappy Crenshaw: Ewol always was the big success of this here family...first one to make it out of this here trailer park in as long as anyone remembers, and ain't nobody done it since. Made his name up in Mactier, Ontario, then he took up with yer 'rasslin company, and ain't nobody heard from him since. Ain't surprisin', though. Once good honest folk git a taste of that glam'rous city life, they start puttin' on airs, and all of a sudden they's too good fer the likes of us. Ricky Brookman: What a fascinating story! And you sir (Ricky Brookman approaches a large, somewhat dazed-looking man dressed only in bib overalls and A&P-bag shoes) ...may I ask who you are? Man: I reckon I'm Rusty Crenshaw. And no, ya cain't ask! Rusty Crenshaw grabs Ricky Brookman by the throat. With one hand, he tosses him into one of the cameramen. The scene tilts sideways until the feed cuts to another camera. Rusty Crenshaw picks up the camera and repeatedly smashes Ricky Brookman with it. Ricky Brookman: Is...the...card...out...yet...unggh... Rusty Crenshaw breaks the camera over Ricky Brookman's head, then runs off into the woods. Ricky Brookman is unconscious in a pool of blood. There is an extended period of awkard silence as the cameras roll on. Grandpappy Crenshaw continues whittling. After a few minutes of whittling, a cab arrives. Uncle Filthy and Gorilla Pete step out of the back. They are closely followed by a second cab, which referee Kevin Kerrigan climbs out of. Crack Habit Rabbit arrives a few minutes later, on a shiny new ten-speed bike. (The scene cuts to a split-screen shot, with the trailer park on one side, and a shot of Del Davis and "Big" Paul Briggs inside the Dean E. Smith Center on the other.) Davis: It looks like this match is finally going to get underway! Briggs: This is a first for the SFWL! We've had matches in bars, on flatbed trucks, in barnyards, and even on Sesame Street, but this is the first time we've had a trailer park brawl! And we'll be calling all the action from right here in the relative safety of the Dean E. Smith Center! Davis: In a surprising development, it turns out that Gopher Acres trailer park is the home of none other than the Crenshaws, the family of SFWL competitor Ewol Crenshaw! Briggs: And that explains a lot, really. I always thought Ewol was a little...odd...for Mactier. Vankoughnet, maybe... The following match is a Trailer Park Brawl scheduled for one fall. It is for the SFWL Extreme title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Gorilla Pete... Fighting out of The Magical World of Your Imagination... Weighing in at 245 pounds... The SFWL Extreme Champion... Uncle Filthy His opponent... Hailing from Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 300 pounds... Crack Habit Rabbit A woman, reasonably attractive in a 'missing a front tooth and wearing a potato sack' kind of way, is cheering them on from the trailer window. Woman: That's a mighty big monkey you've got there! Uncle Filthy grins. Woman: My name's Sunny...well, at least it used to be. Now it's just Tammy, I guess. And who might you be? Uncle Filthy: Well, I'm Uncle Filthy, but the ladies call me... Tammy: (interrupting) Not YOU! The handsome feller! Gorilla Pete: Ook, ook? Tammy: Yes, you...I just love a sharp-dressed man. Gorilla Pete: Ook, ook ook. Tammy: Why you shameless charmer! You sure know how to flatter a lady... Gorilla Pete: Ook, ook. Ook ook ook. Tammy: Well, why don't you come and set a spell in my trailer? I'm sure you're friend here will be fine without you for a little while. Gorilla Pete: Ook ook! (Gorilla Pete, without hesitation, abandons Uncle Filthy.) Uncle Filthy: (dejectedly, to no-one in particular) It's true...nine out of ten women prefer my monkey to me. Briggs: Gorilla Pete leaving Uncle Filthy on his own! Crack Habit Rabbit attacks Uncle Filthy before the bell. Davis: And Crack Habit Rabbit is quick to take advantage! They're brawling in the middle of the trailer park. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Uncle Filthy with a series of kicks to the midsection. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a jumping DDT. Briggs: Crack Habit Rabbit with an implant DDT in the dirt! He covers... Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: He almost got him right there! Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a piledriver, but Uncle Filthy blocks it. Briggs: Uncle Filthy grabs CHR's legs to block the piledriver... Uncle Filthy executes a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Crack Habit Rabbit. Davis: And he takes him down! Uncle Filthy's got that leg grapevined... Crack Habit Rabbit breaks the hold after 6 seconds. Briggs: But Crack Habit Rabbit quickly breaks the hold! Uncle Filthy goes for a kneelock submission, but Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a kick to the head. Davis: Crack Habit Rabbit with a boot right to the face! Crack Habit Rabbit executes a side suplex on Uncle Filthy. They're brawling in front of a trailer. Uncle Filthy tries to whip Crack Habit Rabbit into the trailer, but Crack Habit Rabbit reverses it. Davis: Uncle Filthy sent headfirst into the side of the trailer! Briggs: Look at the dent he left! Crack Habit Rabbit rams Uncle Filthy's head into the trailer. Crack Habit Rabbit rams Uncle Filthy's head into the trailer. Briggs: Crack Habit Rabbit bouncing Uncle Filthy's skull off the side of that trailer! Crack Habit Rabbit tries to ram Uncle Filthy's head into the trailer, but he blocks it. Davis: Uncle Filthy gets his hands up! Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with a standing side kick. Briggs: Standing side kick has CHR rocking on his heels! Uncle Filthy takes Crack Habit Rabbit down with a savate kick. Davis: And a savate kick has him flat on his back! Uncle Filthy rams Crack Habit Rabbit's head into the trailer. Uncle Filthy goes for a chokehold, but Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a facerake. Briggs: CHR counters the chokehold with a facerake! Crack Habit Rabbit punches Uncle Filthy. Uncle Filthy punches Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit punches Uncle Filthy. Davis: Uncle Filthy and Crack Habit Rabbit trading punches! They fight their way behind the trailer. Cases of empties are stacked behind the trailer, three wide and at least ten high. Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Uncle Filthy. Uncle Filthy punches Crack Habit Rabbit. Uncle Filthy punches Crack Habit Rabbit. Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with a high kick. Briggs: Boot to the head by Uncle Filthy! Uncle Filthy whips Crack Habit Rabbit into the stack of empties. The stack falls. Crack Habit Rabbit is covered in broken glass. Davis: And that whole stack of cases, bottles and all, comes crashing down on Crack Habit Rabbit! Uncle Filthy with a cover... Uncle Filthy is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Davis: He got the shoulder up JUST in time! Uncle Filthy executes a front-layout suplex onto the glass on Crack Habit Rabbit. Davis: Front-layout suplex into the glass! This should be enough! Uncle Filthy is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Briggs: No! Crack Habit Rabbit is still in this match! Crack Habit Rabbit is bleeding from the back. Davis: But I don't know how long he'll be in it after that! Crack Habit Rabbit's back is in shreds! An enraged hillbilly runs out of the trailer. Briggs: And now, things get REALLY bizarre... Enraged hillbilly: Aw, no! Look what you done to 'em! Them bottles ain't no good to me if they's all broke! A second hillbilly emerges from behind a trailer. Second hillbilly: Looks like we've got us a couple of city boys, Obediah! Obediah: Sure does, Zebekiah...and we don't likes city boys! Davis: Looks like CHR and Uncle Filthy have got some trouble! Zebekiah and Obediah rush Uncle Filthy and Crack Habit Rabbit. Both men shrug and take a single step to the side. Zebekiah and Obediah collide head-on. Zebekiah and Obediah are out cold. Davis: Some unexpected teamwork from Crack Habit Rabbit and Uncle Filthy! Crack Habit Rabbit punches Uncle Filthy. Briggs: But it doesn't last! What a left hand by CHR! Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Uncle Filthy. Grandpappy Crenshaw is still whittling. Davis: Grandpappy Crenshaw doesn't seem very interested in this contest. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a roundhouse right, but Uncle Filthy blocks it. Uncle Filthy hits a series of jabs on Crack Habit Rabbit. Briggs: Uncle Filthy breaks out those signature jabs! Uncle Filthy takes Crack Habit Rabbit down with an uppercut. Davis: And he knocks CHR down with the big uppercut! Uncle Filthy goes for a triangle choke, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. They're brawling in the middle of the trailer park. Briggs: Uncle Filthy unable to hook the triangle choke! Uncle Filthy goes for a waistlock suplex, but Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with an elbowsmash. Crack Habit Rabbit nails Uncle Filthy with a kick to the midsection. Davis: Boot to the midsection... Crack Habit Rabbit executes a piledriver on Uncle Filthy. Briggs: And he hits the piledriver! Lateral press... Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: Uncle Filthy kicks out at two! Crack Habit Rabbit catches Uncle Filthy in a side headlock. Crack Habit Rabbit drags Uncle Filthy over to the broken glass. Briggs: Crack Habit Rabbit dragging Uncle Filthy back over to that pile of broken glass! Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a hiptoss. Davis: And he hiptosses him into it! He covers... Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, kickout. Briggs: Didn't even get two! Crack Habit Rabbit executes a splash on Uncle Filthy. Davis: CHR with a splash! Uncle Filthy just got splashed on that broken glass! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Davis: And he STILL manages to get the shoulder up! Uncle Filthy is bleeding through his sweater. Briggs: Both men cut by that glass! Crack Habit Rabbit grabs one of the few unbroken beer bottles. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Uncle Filthy with the bottle. The bottle shatters. Uncle Filthy is busted wide open. Davis: Oh my God! Crack Habit Rabbit just smashed a beer bottle over Uncle Filthy's head! Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Briggs: And Uncle Filthy STILL got the shoulder up! Grandpappy Crenshaw is still whittling. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a power bomb, but Uncle Filthy counters it with a double leg-hook. Davis: Uncle Filthy takes him down! Uncle Filthy executes a mounted punch on Crack Habit Rabbit. Uncle Filthy executes a mounted elbowsmash on Crack Habit Rabbit. Briggs: What a shot by Uncle Filthy! He covers... Uncle Filthy is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Davis: Two and a half! Obediah and Zebekiah are starting to come around. They advance on Uncle Filthy. Briggs: Obediah and Zebekiah coming to...this doesn't look good for Uncle Filthy! Obediah: You done made our heads git hurt! Zebekiah: Why'd you have to go and do that? Now we's a-gonna have to whup on ya! Uncle Filthy: (panicking) Er...well...(points at Crack Habit Rabbit)...he's got smokes! Obediah: Hot dang! Real tobacky! No more poison oak and spearmint for us! Zebekiah: Let's roll 'im! Davis: Uncle Filthy thinking on his feet! Obediah and Zebekiah rush Crack Habit Rabbit. Obediah and Zebekiah take Crack Habit Rabbit down with a double tackle. Briggs: Crack Habit Rabbit taken down! Obediah nails Crack Habit Rabbit with a series of punches while Zebekiah forcibly searches him. Zebekiah: Hey, he ain't got no smokes! Obediah: That no-good varmint in the sweater done lied to us! Davis: I think they realize they've been tricked! Zebekiah and Obediah turn around, right into a double headsmash by Uncle Filthy. Zebekiah and Obediah are out cold. Briggs: Zebekiah and Obediah knocked out again! Uncle Filthy takes Crack Habit Rabbit down with a jumping elbow thrust. Davis: That jumping elbow is one of Uncle Filthy's signature moves! Uncle Filthy catches Crack Habit Rabbit in a guillotine choke. Briggs: And that guillotine choke is another! He's got it cinched in deep! Crack Habit Rabbit is trying to fight the pain. Crack Habit Rabbit is struggling to break the hold. Kevin Kerrigan asks Crack Habit Rabbit if he's had enough. Crack Habit Rabbit shakes his head. Davis: Crack Habit Rabbit giving everything he's got to try and break that hold! Crack Habit Rabbit is struggling to break the hold. Kevin Kerrigan asks Crack Habit Rabbit if he should stop the fight. Crack Habit Rabbit shakes his head. Crack Habit Rabbit is trying to fight the pain. Crack Habit Rabbit breaks the hold after 17 seconds. Davis: And he does it! Crack Habit Rabbit broke out of the guillotine choke! Uncle Filthy goes for a guillotine choke, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Briggs: Uncle Filthy tried to get it on him again, but nothing doing! Crack Habit Rabbit hits Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Uncle Filthy. Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit. Crack Habit Rabbit punches Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a double-arm DDT. Davis: Uncle Filthy goes face-first to the ground! CHR covers... Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: And he gets two! They're brawling at the edge of the trailer park. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Uncle Filthy blocks it. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a German suplex, but Uncle Filthy counters it with a go-behind. Uncle Filthy goes for a choke sleeper, but Crack Habit Rabbit counters it with a jawbreaker. Davis: Some great chain wrestling displayed there, and it's CHR who comes out ahead! Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a snap mare. Briggs: CHR snap-mares him over! Crack Habit Rabbit executes a legdrop on Uncle Filthy. Davis: And drops a big leg right across his face! He covers... Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: And Uncle Filthy kicks out! They're brawling in the woods. Davis: Uncle Filthy and CHR fighting their way right out of the trailer park! There's an ancient pickup truck engine suspended from one of the trees on an improvised hoist. Crack Habit Rabbit hits Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit kicks Uncle Filthy. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a front slam. Briggs: Front slam into a cover by CHR! Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Davis: Another near-fall for Crack Habit Rabbit! Crack Habit Rabbit rams Uncle Filthy's head into the engine. Briggs: What a shot! Crack Habit Rabbit just SMOKED Uncle Filthy's head off that engine! Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a Russian legsweep. Davis: And he takes him down with a Russian legsweep! He covers... Crack Habit Rabbit is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Briggs: Two and a half, but two and a half's not enough! Crack Habit Rabbit rams Uncle Filthy's head into the engine. Davis: Another shot off the engine, and Uncle Filthy goes down like a sack of potatoes! Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a splash, but Uncle Filthy gets his knees up. Briggs: But he gets the knees up just in time! That's going to slow Crack Habit Rabbit down! Uncle Filthy grabs one of the half-dozen empty liquor bottles in the vicinity of the engine. Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with the liquor bottle. The liquor bottle shatters. Crack Habit Rabbit is busted wide open. Briggs: Gin bottle over the head! Uncle Filthy is starting to mount a comeback! Davis: Both men busted open now! Uncle Filthy breaks a branch off one of the trees. Briggs: Uncle Filthy's got another weapon! Davis: This may be the first time we've seen an oak branch used as a foreign object! Uncle Filthy takes a swing at Crack Habit Rabbit, but Crack Habit Rabbit ducks out of the way. They're brawling at the edge of the trailer park. Grandpappy Crenshaw is still whittling, largely uninterested in what's happening. Uncle Filthy takes a swing at Crack Habit Rabbit, but he ducks out of the way. Davis: Uncle Filthy unable to make contact with that branch! Uncle Filthy takes a swing at Crack Habit Rabbit, but he ducks out of the way. Crack Habit Rabbit takes Uncle Filthy down with a shoulderblock. Briggs: And Crack Habit Rabbit takes him down! Crack Habit Rabbit goes for a kneedrop, but Uncle Filthy rolls out of the way. Davis: But Uncle Filthy dodges the kneedrop! Uncle Filthy executes a kick to the head on Crack Habit Rabbit. Briggs: Boot to the head by Uncle Filthy! Uncle Filthy grabs the old man's whittling project, which has turned out to be a duck. Grandpappy Crenshaw: Dagnabbit! Uncle Filthy jabs the whittled duck into Crack Habit Rabbit's forehead. Grandpappy Crenshaw: Cut that out! That's a LOOKIN' duck, not a gougin' duck! Uncle Filthy grinds the whittled duck into Crack Habit Rabbit's forehead. Davis: Uncle Filthy working Crack Habit Rabbit over with a...with a...well, a carving of a duck! Uncle Filthy jabs the whittled duck into Crack Habit Rabbit's forehead. Grandpappy Crenshaw: That's it! Ain't nobody gonna stain up mah duck! Grandpappy Crenshaw staggers off the porch and grabs the whittled duck back from Uncle Filthy. Briggs: Grandpappy Crenshaw not about to let his art be mistreated! Grandpappy Crenshaw: Dag-gum rabbit sissy! Ya done bled on mah duck! Grandpappy Crenshaw kicks Crack Habit Rabbit, then staggers back to his porch. Grandpappy Crenshaw: (muttering) Bleedin' all over a man's duck...just ain't no decent folk left no more. Uncle Filthy executes a headlock takedown on Crack Habit Rabbit. Davis: Uncle Filthy still on the offensive! Uncle Filthy nails Crack Habit Rabbit with a series of punches. Crack Habit Rabbit is bleeding like a faucet. Grandpappy Crenshaw has set his slightly stained whittled duck aside and picked up his banjo. Obediah and Zebekiah, still shaking the cobwebs, but now carrying shotguns, join him on the porch, hooting, hollering and stomping along. Briggs: Oh, GREAT...it's those two again. Davis: But they're armed! Guys, forget the match! Forget about the title! Just get out of there! You don't know WHAT these people are going to do! Briggs: Luckily for everyone involved, neither one of those weapons looks to be in anywhere NEAR firing condition! They're held together with wire and tape...a good amount of which is over the mouths of the barrels! Davis: Crack Habit Rabbit and Uncle Filthy shouldn't be taking ANY chances, regardless! Obediah: Hyuk hyuk! They ain't a-gonna give us no trouble now! Zebekiah: If they do, we'll blast 'em up good! Crack Habit Rabbit grabs Grandpappy Crenshaw's banjo from him. Grandpappy Crenshaw: Dang it all! First they ruin mah whittlin', now they ruin mah song! These city folk have no respect for our simple, yet ful-fillin', lives! (Grandpappy Crenshaw yells toward the trailer) Juney-May, bring me mah musket! Juney-May Crenshaw, who looks like she could possibly be Grandpappy Crenshaw's grand-daughter, grand-neice, or something to that effect, (although one wouldn't want to bet in this situation) leans out the trailer window. Juney-May Crenshaw: You don't HAVE yer musket no more, Grandpappy! Y'all traded it fer that jug o' whiskey, remember? Grandpappy Crenshaw: Then bring me mah jug o' whiskey! Consarnit, just bring me somethin'! Juney-May Crenshaw walks out onto the porch carrying a large brown jug, marked with three "X"'s of masking tape. Grandpappy Crenshaw grabs the jug before she can even set it down, and quickly becomes disinterested in Crack Habit Rabbit's grevious offense of banjo theft. Crack Habit Rabbit takes a swing at Uncle Filthy with the banjo, but Uncle Filthy ducks out of the way. Uncle Filthy snatches the banjo away from him. Davis: Uncle Filthy grabbing the banjo out of Crack Habit Rabbit's hands! Uncle Filthy hits Crack Habit Rabbit with the banjo. The banjo is broken in half. Briggs: And he breaks it over his head! Lateral press... Uncle Filthy goes for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Davis: And Crack Habit Rabbit kicks out! Crack Habit Rabbit just kicked out from a banjo to the head! Uncle Filthy executes a waistlock suplex on Crack Habit Rabbit. Briggs: Filthy takes him over...he's got him bridged... Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: But he only gets two! Uncle Filthy catches Crack Habit Rabbit in a chokehold. Crack Habit Rabbit is struggling to break the hold. Briggs: Uncle Filthy has the chokehold locked on! Crack Habit Rabbit is trying to fight the pain. Kevin Kerrigan asks Crack Habit Rabbit if he's had enough. Crack Habit Rabbit doesn't respond. Davis: There is NO fight left in Crack Habit Rabbit! None! Kevin Kerrigan checks Crack Habit Rabbit's arm. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...it stays up! Crack Habit Rabbit breaks the hold after 19 seconds. Briggs: Think again, Del! Uncle Filthy takes Crack Habit Rabbit down with a punch. Uncle Filthy executes a mounted punch on Crack Habit Rabbit. Davis: But Uncle Filthy's still on him! Uncle Filthy executes a mounted punch on Crack Habit Rabbit. Davis: Uncle Filthy rocks him with a mounted punch! He covers... Uncle Filthy is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: But he only gets two! Uncle Filthy executes a waistlock takedown on Crack Habit Rabbit. Davis: Filthy with a waistlock takedown... Uncle Filthy goes for the Show's Over, Kids, but Crack Habit Rabbit blocks it. Briggs: He tried to float over into the Show's Over, Kids, but Crack Habit Rabbit was ready! He saw it coming! Crack Habit Rabbit executes a low blow on Uncle Filthy. Davis: Low blow by CHR! Crack Habit Rabbit whips Uncle Filthy into the porch. Uncle Filthy bumps into Juney-May Crenshaw. Briggs: This is not going to end well... Zebekiah: You stay away from mah daughter! Obediah: You stay away from mah wife! Zebekiah: You best git yerself inside, Juney-May! We's a-gonna settle this here city boy, and it ain't a-gonna be something a lady oughten to see! Juney-May: Y'all don't understand me! Ain't nobody does! I hates this trailer park, and I hates y'all! Juney May Crenshaw runs into the trailer and slams the door. There is a phonograph scratch, and music which sounds suspiciously like The Cure's "The Drowning Man" performed on a washboard and jug begins blaring. Briggs: Juney-May obviously does NOT appreciate being told what to do! Uncle Filthy has a look of extreme fear on his face as both men train their shotguns on him. Davis: Run, damn it! Run! Zebekiah: Wait one gall-durned minute...did you say yer WIFE!? Who told you ya could marry mah daughter!? Now what's *I* supposed to do!? Zebekiah aims his shotgun at Obediah and pulls the trigger. It doesn't fire, mainly because the barrel has been jammed with barbeque charcoal, leaves and mud. Zebekiah: Consarnit! Mah homemade ammumanition ain't no good! I knew I shoulda got me some shells! Obediah: Hey! Don't you go tryin' to shoot ME! Obediah aims his shotgun at Zebekiah and pulls the trigger. The shotgun disintegrates in a shower of rust and broken parts. Briggs: What did I tell you? You could tell at a glance those rifles weren't going to work! Obediah: God-dang it! My scattergun's up and broke! Zebekiah: Hah! Lookit yer fancy store-boughten gun now! Zebekiah clubs Obediah with the butt of his shotgun. Obediah rips a 2x4 off the porch and swings it at Zebekiah. Davis: Obediah and Zebekiah turning their anger against each other! Uncle Filthy siezes the opportunity to sneak away. Briggs: Uncle Filthy taking advantage of their distraction! Crack Habit Rabbit is waiting, with a large tree branch in hand. Crack Habit Rabbit nails Uncle Filthy with the branch. Briggs: But Crack Habit Rabbit's waiting for him! Crack Habit Rabbit hits Uncle Filthy with the branch. Crack Habit Rabbit throws Uncle Filthy back onto the porch. Uncle Filthy bumps into Obediah. Davis: Uncle Filthy thrown back to the wolves! Zebekiah: Now what did you go and hit mah brother fer?! Obediah: Ah told you already, ah's only yer HALF-brother! Don't you know nothin'!? Zebekiah takes a swing at Uncle Filthy with the butt of his shotgun, but Uncle Filthy ducks out of the way. Uncle Filthy snatches the shotgun away from him. Briggs: Uncle Filthy trying to defend himself! Uncle Filthy hits Zebekiah with the butt of the shotgun. Davis: Zebekiah goes down! Uncle Filthy nails Obediah with the butt of the shotgun. Davis: Obediah goes down! Briggs: But Zebekiah's back on his feet! Zebekiah pulls another 2x4 off the porch. The porch collapses, taking half the trailer with it. Grandpappy Crenshaw, clutching his jug to his chest, leaps off at the last second, rolling to safety without spilling a drop. Seemingly indifferent - or oblivious - to what just happened, he turns his attention back to his jug. Davis: It collapsed! The entire porch just COLLAPSED! Zebekiah pulled out the lynch-pin! Briggs: Did you see that old man MOVE!? He never even spilled his whiskey! Davis: And he STILL doesn't care about what's happening around him, even though half his HOME just got ripped down! Zebekiah, Obediah and Uncle Filthy are out cold and covered in debris. Juney-May Crenshaw, standing in the remaining half of the trailer, taunts them. Crack Habit Rabbit goes for the pin. Davis: Crack Habit Rabbit siezing opportunity as it presents itself...and it doesn't look like any help is forthcoming for Uncle Filthy! Lateral press... Gorilla Pete is nowhere to be found, although a satisfied "oooook" can be heard on the wind. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, three. The winner, and new SFWL Extreme Champion, is Crack Habit Rabbit. Time of match: 0:13:26. (The scene cuts back to a shot of the announcers' table.) Davis: Crack Habit Rabbit pinned Uncle Filthy! Crack Habit Rabbit is the new SFWL Extreme Champion! Briggs: Just once, could we NOT have a match end with a porch collapsing onto a bunch of hillbillies!? Davis: Actually, I think that's the first time that's ever happened. Briggs: It was a metaphor, Del. Davis: For what? Briggs: Er...up next, we've got a match that should involve a lot more wrestling, and, hopefully, a lot fewer hillbillies! It's going to be a triple threat match for the Cruiserweight title, with Ash defending the belt against two former champions, Kent McKnight and Chris Steele. Davis: All three of these men are skilled wrestlers... Briggs: (clears his throat) Davis: I said all three, and I MEANT all three. Anyway, all three of these men are skilled wrestlers - this should be an excellent match! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-triangle match scheduled for one fall. It is for the SFWL Cruiserweight title. Introducing first... Fighting out of Williamstown, Massachusetts... Weighing in at 224 pounds... The SFWL Cruiserweight Champion... Ash His opponent... From Lexington, Kentucky... Weighing in at 225 pounds... "The Best Damn" Kent McKnight Their opponent... Led to the ring by Elle Phillips... Hailing from Canterbury, England... Weighing in at 178 pounds... Chris Steele They lock up. Davis: McKnight and Ash starting things off in this elimination rules matchup! Kent McKnight whips Ash into the ropes. Kent McKnight goes for a roundhouse right, but Ash blocks it. Ash goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Briggs: Both men on the defensive here in the early going. Kent McKnight whips Ash into the ropes. Kent McKnight goes for a bulldog, but Ash blocks it. Ash leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Davis: Ash bringing a chair into the ring! Ash sets up the chair. Ash kicks Kent McKnight. Ash hits Kent McKnight with a kick to the midsection. Ash hits Kent McKnight with the Michinoku Driver onto the chair. Briggs: Michinoku Driver onto the chair! Ash covers, and McKnight could be out already! Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: Only got two! McKnight's still in it! Ash goes for a scissor kick, but Kent McKnight ducks out of the way. Kent McKnight executes a Frankensteiner on Ash. Briggs: Frankensteiner by McKnight! He sits down for the cover... Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And he gets a two-count of his own! Kent McKnight tags out to Chris Steele. Briggs: McKnight wisely tagging out to recouperate from that Michinoku Driver! Davis: McKnight taking advantage of the elimination rule! He wants to let Ash and Steele wear each other down for as long as possible! Chris Steele takes Ash down with an inverted DDT. Chris Steele executes a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on Ash. Davis: Reverse DDT, followed by the second-rope moonsault! Steele hooks the leg... Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Briggs: Two and a half! The crowd is behind Chris Steele all the way. Chris Steele raises his arms. The chants for Chris Steele are deafening. Davis: Steele going to the top rope! Chris Steele executes a frog splash on Ash. Briggs: And he hits the frog splash! Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Davis: Chris Steele once again comes within a half-second of eliminating Ash! Chris Steele runs into the ropes. Ash goes for a jumping DDT, but Chris Steele counters it with a backdrop. Briggs: Steele counters the implant DDT with a backdrop! Tim Rice removes the chair from the ring. Chris Steele whips Ash into the ropes, but Ash reverses it. Ash executes a dropkick to the knee on Chris Steele. Davis: Low dropkick by Ash! Briggs: It was Watts-tastic. Ash tags out to Kent McKnight. Davis: Kent McKnight tagged back in! Kent McKnight hits Chris Steele with a stun gun. Briggs: And he drops Chris Steele throat-first onto the top rope! The crowd is booing Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight goes for a backbreaker, but Chris Steele counters it with a facerake. Davis: Steele with a rake of the eyes! Chris Steele uses a dropkick from the second rope on Kent McKnight. Briggs: And he sends McKnight sprawling with a dropkick! Kent McKnight whips Chris Steele into the ropes. Kent McKnight misses with a shoulderblock. Davis: Steele evades the shoulder tackle! Chris Steele misses with a clothesline. Briggs: But McKnight ducks the clothesline! Kent McKnight hits Chris Steele with a kick. Davis: McKnight with a boot to the face! Kent McKnight nails Chris Steele with a backbreaker. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Kent McKnight goes for a Frankensteiner, but Chris Steele counters it with a power bomb. Briggs: Steele counters the Frankensteiner! He keeps McKnight's legs hooked for the pinfall attempt... Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And he gets two! Chris Steele whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. Kent McKnight hits Chris Steele with a shoulderblock. Briggs: McKnight ran right over Chris Steele! Kent McKnight hits Chris Steele with a backbreaker. The crowd is booing Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight whips Chris Steele into the turnbuckle. Davis: McKnight sends Steele into the turnbuckle! Kent McKnight charges in with a high knee. Briggs: And he charges in with a kneelift! Kent McKnight goes for a roundhouse kick, but Chris Steele counters it with a legsweep. Davis: Steele counters the roundhouse kick! Chris Steele throws Kent McKnight out of the ring. Briggs: Steele sends McKnight out to the floor! Chris Steele jumps onto him with a plancha. Briggs: And he follows him out with a plancha! Elle Phillips comes from behind and distracts Kent McKnight. Chris Steele goes for a DDT, but Kent McKnight counters it with a backdrop Davis: Chris Steele backdropped right onto the guardrail! Steele is in an incredible amount of pain after that! Kent McKnight knocks Chris Steele into the ringsteps. Kent McKnight knocks Chris Steele into the ringpost. Briggs: And Kent McKnight is taking full advantage! Kent McKnight throws Chris Steele back into the ring. Davis: McKnight looking to end this match! Kent McKnight executes a kneedrop on Chris Steele. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Kent McKnight is going for the pin. Davis: Lateral press by McKnight! Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Briggs: But he only gets two! Kent McKnight leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Davis: McKnight's got the timekeeper's bell! Kent McKnight hits him with the ring bell. Briggs: And Steele goes down hard! Kent McKnight goes for an elbowdrop, but Chris Steele rolls out of the way. Davis: McKnight misses the elbowdrop! Chris Steele catches Kent McKnight in a figure-four leglock. Briggs: And Steele locks on the figure-four! Kent McKnight is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kent McKnight breaks the hold after 3 seconds. Davis: McKnight kicks him off before he can cinch it all the way in! Kent McKnight hits him with the ring bell. Briggs: McKnight delivering another shot with that bell! Tim Rice throws the ring bell out of the ring. Davis: Tim Rice preventing any furhter damage from being done! Briggs: And it's a damn good thing he did! That's our only ring bell! Kent McKnight hits Chris Steele with a stun gun. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Kent McKnight nails Chris Steele with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Davis: Tilt-a-whirl powerslam by McKnight! Briggs: And he's going up top! Kent McKnight uses a flying senton on Chris Steele. Davis: Top-rope senton! McKnight with a cover... Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Briggs: Not enough! Kent McKnight uses a crotch slam on Chris Steele. Kent McKnight hits Chris Steele with a backbreaker. Kent McKnight uses a roundhouse kick on Chris Steele. Davis: McKnight levels him with a roundhouse kick! He covers... Kent McKnight is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: Two-count only! Chris Steele uses a Yakuza kick on Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight tags out to Ash. Davis: And the Yakuza kick is enough to convince McKnight to tag out! Chris Steele whips Ash into the turnbuckle. Briggs: Ash shot into the turnbuckle! Chris Steele runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Ash moves out of the way. Davis: But Steele misses with a shoulder charge! Ash moved out of the way! Ash executes the Last Step on Chris Steele. Chris Steele tries to fight the pain. Briggs: And he's got the Last Step on him! Ash has the Last Step on Chris Steele! Chris Steele is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chris Steele is inching his way toward the ropes. Davis: Chris Steele trying to break that hold! Tim Rice asks Chris Steele if he's had enough. Chris Steele shakes his head. Briggs: Chris Steele refusing to submit! Chris Steele is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tim Rice asks Chris Steele if he's still there. Chris Steele nods. Chris Steele summons one last burst of energy. Chris Steele isn't moving anymore. Davis: He's fading! Chris Steele needs to break the hold now if he's going to do it at all! Tim Rice tells Chris Steele to respond or he'll stop the fight. Chris Steele doesn't respond. Tim Rice calls for the bell after 37 seconds. Chris Steele has been eliminated. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The winner is Ash. Time of match: 0:08:41 Briggs: Tim Rice has called for the bell! Chris Steele is out! Davis: Chris Steele held out for as long as he could, but he couldn't break the hold! Briggs: Kent McKnight did the damage, but it was Ash who got the fall! Steele missed that blind charge, and Ash saw his opportunity! This match is down to Ash and Kent McKnight! They lock up. Kent McKnight whips Ash into the turnbuckle. Kent McKnight chops Ash. Kent McKnight is starting to get more cheers than boos. Kent McKnight chops Ash. Kent McKnight is starting to get more cheers than boos. Davis: Kent McKnight laying into Ash with those chops! Kent McKnight chops Ash. Kent McKnight chops Ash. Kent McKnight chops Ash. Kent McKnight takes Ash down with a chop. Briggs: And Ash goes down! Lateral press... Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: A two-count for Kent McKnight! Ash runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight hits Ash with a backdrop. Ash falls out of the ring. Briggs: Ash backdropped clear over the top rope! Kent McKnight goes for a springboard dropkick, but Ash moves out of the way. Davis: But McKnight misses the springboard dropkick! Kent McKnight is out cold. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Ash. Ash whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. Davis: Ash whips McKnight into the safety rail! Ash takes Kent McKnight down with a double underhook backbreaker. Briggs: Underhook backbreaker by the champ! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Ash. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ash sets up the chair. Davis: Ash setting up a chair... Ash goes for a dragon suplex, but Kent McKnight counters it with a reverse cradle. Briggs: But McKnight counters the dragon suplex! Kent McKnight reenters the ring. Davis: McKnight headed back into the ring... Ash follows him back in. Kent McKnight hits Ash with a roundhouse kick. Briggs: And Ash stands up right into a roundhouse kick! McKnight covers... Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: McKnight gets two! Kent McKnight goes for a kick to the midsection, but Ash blocks it. Ash executes a scissor kick on Kent McKnight. Briggs: Ash takes McKnight down with a scissor kick! Ash goes for a snap suplex, but Kent McKnight counters it with a small package. Davis: McKnight rolls him up! Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Briggs: A near-fall for the challenger! Kent McKnight uses a Frankensteiner on Ash. Davis: McKnight hits the Frankensteiner! Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: But he only gets two! Kent McKnight hits Ash with a backbreaker. Kent McKnight seemingly enjoys the boos. Kent McKnight gets a guillotine choke on Ash. Davis: McKnight choking Ash out! Ash is writhing in pain. Tim Rice tells Ash to respond or he'll stop the fight. Ash nods. Tim Rice asks Ash if he's still there. Ash nods. Briggs: Ash is hanging in there! Ash summons one last burst of energy. Ash isn't moving anymore. Davis: But it doesn't look like he will be for long! Referee Tim Rice checking on Ash... Tim Rice checks Ash's arm. He lifts it... it falls. Briggs: He's out! The champ is out! He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Ash fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds. Davis: No he's not! Ash break the hold! Kent McKnight nails Ash with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Briggs: But Kent McKnight puts him right back down on the mat! He covers... Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Davis: Ash gets the shoulder up! Ash nails Kent McKnight with a high knee. Davis: Ash goes high with a kneelift! Ash doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Kent McKnight executes a low blow. Briggs: And Kent McKnight goes low with a Flair uppercut! He rolls Ash up... He goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: And he nearly gets the three! Kent McKnight executes a spin kick on Ash. Kent McKnight goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Ash blocks it. Briggs: Ash blocks the powerslam! Ash whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. Kent McKnight goes for a Steinerline, but Ash counters it with a crucifix. Davis: Crucifix pin attempt by Ash! Tim Rice is in position... Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: And Ash gets two! Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid run down to ringside. Davis: What are they doing out here? Kent McKnight whips Ash into the ropes. Brian Bowers grabs Ash's ankle. Brian Bowers pulls Ash out of the ring. Briggs: Ash being hauled to the outside by Brian Bowers! Brian Bowers executes a brain buster on Ash. Davis: And Bowers hits a brainbuster on the concrete floor! Ash is out cold! Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid pry a section of guardrail loose. Davis: Bowers and Reid dislodging a section of the safety rail! Brian Bowers lays the section of guardrail down on Ash. Wayne Reid executes a splash onto the guardrail on Ash. Briggs: Ash just got crushed! 344 pounds of Wayne Reid sandwiching Ash between the steel railing and the concrete! Wayne Reid rolls Ash back into the ring. Davis: Fear and Loathing rolling Ash back into the ring...this looks like it for the Cruiserweight champion! Kent McKnight goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, three. Ash has been eliminated. The crowd is wildly cheering Kent McKnight with only a few scattered boos audible. Brian Bowers looks at Kent McKnight and nods. Fear and Loathing leave the ring area. The winner is Kent McKnight. Time of match: 0:14:34 Briggs: Kent McKnight is the new Cruiserweight champion! With an assist from Fear and Loathing, Kent McKnight has beaten Ash! Davis: There appears to be some sort of...association...between Fear and Loathing and Kent McKnight! Don't tell me Bowers and Reid have joined the Bastards?! Briggs: I have no idea! Hopefully, we'll find out more this Tuesday! Cut to announce table where Sammy Shecker and Raze are seated. SS: Welcome to all the fans watching here and around the world. Sammy Shecker here sitting in with Raze and we have a great match up next. The NLWE title… that is not, a sanctioned SFWL title, will be up for grabs as the Grimm Reaper defends the title against Rob Justice! Raze: Justice the leader of the NLWE has his sights set on his federations top prize…I feel like in working a WWF show right now. SS: None the less the NLWE is (cough) a threat. Raze: Are they really? The only gold they have is the SFWL cruiserweight title and we all know how much that belt means. Then there is the NLWE cruiserweight title that isn’t even a sanctioned title here in the SFWL so what have they really accomplished? This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Hailing from The Darkside of Hell... Weighing in at 325 pounds... The Grimm Reaper His opponent... Led to the ring by Robert Austin... Fighting out of Little Rock, Arkansas... Weighing in at 225 pounds... "The Movie Star" Rob Justice They lock up. Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Rob Justice misses with a clothesline. The Grimm Reaper misses with a shoulderblock. The Grimm Reaper hits Rob Justice with a backdrop. SS: Reaper gets off the first move with the shoulderblock. The Grimm Reaper goes for a jumping clothesline, but Rob Justice ducks out of the way. Rob Justice uses a clothesline on The Grimm Reaper. SS: Rob Justice comes back with a clothesline Rob Justice shouts you suck to the crowd. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rob Justice. Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Rob Justice misses with a kick. Rob Justice hits The Grimm Reaper with a shoulderblock. Raze: Shoulderblock had little effect on the Reaper. Rob Justice nails The Grimm Reaper with a double-arm DDT. Rob Justice is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Rob Justice uses a double-arm DDT on The Grimm Reaper. SS: Back to back double arm DDT’s Justice is going for the win here Rob Justice is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, kickout. SS: Justice only got one! Raze: Reaper is a six time world champ, I don’t think two double-arm DDT’s will beat him Rob Justice uses a flying senton on The Grimm Reaper. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rob Justice takes The Grimm Reaper down with an enzuigiri to the face. SS: Rob Justice takes Reaper down with the enzuigiri. Rob Justice shouts you suck to the crowd. Rob Justice is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Rob Justice whips The Grimm Reaper into the ropes. SS: Justice sends Reaper into the ropes… The Grimm Reaper misses with a clothesline. The Grimm Reaper hits Rob Justice with a clothesline. Raze: But it’s Justice who is met with the clothesline The Grimm Reaper whips Rob Justice into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper hits Rob Justice with a backdrop. The Grimm Reaper goes for the cross-faced chicken wing, but Rob Justice counters it with a legdrag takedown. Rob Justice nails The Grimm Reaper with a jumping DDT. SS: Huge jumping DDT by Rob Justice Rob Justice is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Rob Justice shouts you suck to the crowd. Raze: And instead of capitalizing he talks to the crowd, that’s smart. Rob Justice is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Rob Justice executes a flying senton on The Grimm Reaper. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. SS: Flying Senton almost gets the three count Rob Justice whips The Grimm Reaper into the ropes. Rob Justice misses with a kick. The Grimm Reaper goes for an Asai moonsault, but Rob Justice counters it with a Tombstone. SS: My gosh!!!! Did you see that??!! Raze: I could see Reaper doing that to Justice but no the other way around A portion of the crowd is cheering Rob Justice. SS: The crowd actually shows Justice some appreciation for a spectacular move! Rob Justice executes a DDT on The Grimm Reaper. A portion of the crowd is booing Rob Justice. Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Rob Justice goes for a clothesline, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a Gorilla Press. Raze: Reaper grabbed Justice’s arm and hoisted him up into the Gorilla press The Grimm Reaper uses the Stinger Splash on Rob Justice. The Grimm Reaper is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. The Grimm Reaper gets a dragon sleeper on Rob Justice. SS: Reaper with the dragon sleeper! Rob Justice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Grimm Reaper puts Rob Justice in the STF. Raze: Justice escapes the dragon sleeper only to be placed in the STF. Rob Justice breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Rob Justice hits The Grimm Reaper. Rob Justice chops The Grimm Reaper. Rob Justice is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Rob Justice kicks The Grimm Reaper. SS: Justice pounding on the Grimm Reaper The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rob Justice. Rob Justice hits a Samoan Drop on The Grimm Reaper. Rob Justice goes for an inverted DDT, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper takes Rob Justice down with a piledriver. Raze: Piledriver from the NLWE champion! The Grimm Reaper executes a backdrop driver on Rob Justice. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. SS: Two count The Grimm Reaper whips Rob Justice into the ropes. Rob Justice hits The Grimm Reaper with a clothesline. Rob Justice shouts you suck to the crowd. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rob Justice. Rob Justice gives him a faceslam, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't budge. Raze: Grimm Reaper showing off his strength to Rob Justice Rob Justice leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Raze: Justice going for the chair. Rob Justice runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Rob Justice nails The Grimm Reaper with a jumping DDT. SS: Springboard implant DDT! Justice has showed some nice offense in this match up! The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rob Justice. Rob Justice takes The Grimm Reaper down with a double-arm DDT. Rob Justice is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Rob Justice hits The Grimm Reaper with a clothesline. Raze: Justice keeps on the attack Rob Justice nails The Grimm Reaper with a headbutt to the midsection. SS: He would have headbutt Reaper in the face but he only comes up to his stomach Tim Rice removes the chair from the ring. Rob Justice leaves the ring. He returns with a frying pan. Raze: Justice now bringing in a frying pan Rob Justice nails The Grimm Reaper with a Samoan Drop. Rob Justice hits him with the frying pan. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rob Justice. Tim Rice throws the frying pan out of the ring. SS: Tim Rice quickly gets rid of the frying pan Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Rob Justice hits a clothesline on The Grimm Reaper. Rob Justice shouts you suck to the crowd. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rob Justice. Rob Justice gives the sign for the Pitch Black. Rob Justice executes the Pitch Black on The Grimm Reaper. Raze: Justice hit the Pitch Black! SS: This one could be in the bag for Justice Rob Justice goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Raze: Way to close to the ropes Rob Justice goes for a kick to the groin, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper hits Rob Justice with a front-layout superplex. SS: Reaper counters the low blow with a front-layout suplex A portion of the crowd is booing The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper goes for a kick to the groin, but Rob Justice counters it with a legsweep. Raze: Justice counters the very same move with a legsweep Rob Justice goes for a clothesline, but The Grimm Reaper counters it with a Gorilla Press. SS: And Reaper with another big Gorilla press! A portion of the crowd is cheering The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper whips Rob Justice into the turnbuckle. The Grimm Reaper goes for a bridging back suplex, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Raze: Justice going back for another chair Rob Justice sets up the chair. Rob Justice gives him a Samoan Drop, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't budge. The Grimm Reaper goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Rob Justice counters it with a back suplex. In turn, The Grimm Reaper counters it with a cross-body block. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. SS: Incredible chain wrestling from Reaper and Justice! The Grimm Reaper takes Rob Justice down with a pumphandle slam. A portion of the crowd is cheering The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper goes for a DDT, but Rob Justice counters it with a backdrop. Rob Justice uses an inverted DDT on The Grimm Reaper. Raze: Justice takes Reaper down with the inverted DDT Rob Justice runs into the ropes. Rob Justice hits a clothesline on The Grimm Reaper. Rob Justice nails The Grimm Reaper with a dropkick to the face. SS: Look at the elevation Rob Justice got with that dropkick! Rob Justice is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Rob Justice shouts you suck to the crowd. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rob Justice. Rob Justice takes The Grimm Reaper down with a jumping DDT. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rob Justice. Rob Justice takes The Grimm Reaper down with a Samoan Drop. Raze: Justice with a Samoan Drop on the Grimm Reaper Rob Justice runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper goes for a spinning thrust kick, but Rob Justice ducks out of the way. Rob Justice goes for a DDT, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper takes Rob Justice down with a waistlock suplex. SS: Waistlock suplex by Reaper Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. SS: Only got two The Grimm Reaper whips Rob Justice into the turnbuckle. The Grimm Reaper runs into the ropes. The Grimm Reaper hits Rob Justice with a shoulderblock. The Grimm Reaper whips Rob Justice into the turnbuckle. The Grimm Reaper whips Rob Justice into the turnbuckle. Raze: Reaper sends Justice hard into the turnbuckle’s The Grimm Reaper charges into the corner, but Rob Justice moves out of the way. Rob Justice hits a double-arm DDT on The Grimm Reaper. SS: Another double arm DDT by Rob Justice Rob Justice is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Tim Rice removes the chair from the ring. Rob Justice whips The Grimm Reaper into the ropes, but The Grimm Reaper reverses it. The Grimm Reaper hits Rob Justice with a shoulderblock. The Grimm Reaper throws Rob Justice out of the ring. The Grimm Reaper goes through the ropes. SS: The Grimm Reaper taking the match to the outside The Grimm Reaper sets up a table. The Grimm Reaper whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. The Grimm Reaper goes for a piledriver, but Rob Justice counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle. Raze: Rob Justice sends Reaper right into the ringpost! A portion of the crowd is cheering Rob Justice. Rob Justice knocks The Grimm Reaper into the ringsteps. Rob Justice is handed the Singapore Cane. Rob Justice hits him with the Singapore Cane. SS: Justice now working on the Reaper with the Singapore Cane A portion of the crowd is booing Rob Justice. Rob Justice executes a double-arm DDT on The Grimm Reaper. Rob Justice sets up The Grimm Reaper on the table. Raze: Justice has Reaper up on the table Rob Justice tries to drive The Grimm Reaper through the table with the Rocker Dropper, but he blocks it. The Grimm Reaper knocks Rob Justice into the ringpost. The Grimm Reaper is handed a road sign. The Grimm Reaper hits him with the road sign. SS: Reaper just bent that road sign on Rob’s head! The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper sets up Rob Justice on the table. The Grimm Reaper tries to drive Rob Justice through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Raze: Justice blocks the DDT Rob Justice hits The Grimm Reaper with an inverted DDT. Rob Justice goes for a faceslam, but The Grimm Reaper blocks it. The Grimm Reaper knocks Rob Justice into the ringsteps. Robert Austin comes from behind, but The Grimm Reaper nails Robert Austin. SS: Reaper saw Robert Austin coming and nailed him with a right hand! Rob Justice whips The Grimm Reaper into the guardrail. Raze: But it was distraction enough to allow Justice to take control Rob Justice gives him a DDT, but The Grimm Reaper doesn't budge. Rob Justice hits a jumping DDT on The Grimm Reaper. SS: Implant DDT on the concrete! Rob Justice reenters the ring. The Grimm Reaper follows him back in. Rob Justice executes the Pitch Black on The Grimm Reaper. SS: He hit the Pitch Black again! Rob Justice goes for the pin. The Grimm Reaper whips Rob Justice into the guardrail. The Grimm Reaper whips Rob Justice into the corner post. The Grimm Reaper tosses Rob Justice back into the ring. The Grimm Reaper climbs back up onto the apron. Rob Justice hits a dropkick on The Grimm Reaper. The Grimm Reaper falls off the apron and into the guardrail. SS: What a move by Justice, he may have bought himself some time! Raze: I think the Reaper hit his head on that one, he's not getting up. Paine appears on the entrance ramp. Paine begins to walk down to ringside. SS: What the hell is he doing out here? Raze: Isn't it obvious, Paine and The Faces of Death think they have to be seen during every match, or they aren't doing their jobs. Paine slides into the ring behind Rob Justice. Rob Justice turns around and is met with a boot to the head. Raze: The kick is up...and it's GOOD!! Paine stomps on Rob Justice Paine picks up Rob Justice Paine executes the Fall From Grace on Rob Justice. The Grimm Reaper is beginning to stir on the outside of the ring. Paine slides out of the ring, Paine tosses back the apron and pulls out a 2x4 chair. Paine re-enters the ring. Paine hits Rob Justice with the 2x4 Paine hits Rob Justice with the 2x4 Paine hits Rob Justice with the 2x4 The Grimm Reaper is on his feet SS: I can't believe this...Paine is just dismantling Rob Justice. The Grimm Reaper sees what's going on in the ring. The Grimm Reaper slides into the ring. Paine tries to hit Rob Justice with the 2x4 again but the Grimm Reaper grabs it. Paine turns around. Paine and The Grimm Reaper are nose to nose. SS: The Grimm Reaper is pissed, this is the second match of his in less than a week that, Paine has gotten involved in. SFWL security come charging down to ringside The Grimm Reaper says something to Paine The Grimm Reaper shoves Paine. Paine goes after the Grimm Reaper but security catches him SFWL Security get between The Grimm Reaper and Paine Raze: Why is it SFWL Security always break up the good fights! SFWL Security drag Paine out of the ring. Paine and The Grimm Reaper are still exchanging words. Rob Justice is on his feet Rob Justice rolls up The Grimm Reaper. Tim Rice counts: One, two, three. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The winner is Rob Justice. Time of match: 0:10:15 SS: Oh my God, Reaper was still distracted by Paine when Justice got to his feet, Justice just pinned The Grimm Reaper and won the NLWE Title!! SS: Rob Justice pulls the big win over the Grimm Reaper and is now the NLWE Heavyweight champion! Raze: This is a big win not only for Rob Justice but for the entire NLWE and brings some credibility to the stable. Ann1: And in our next match The Future are finally going to defend their titles against Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke. Ann2: This time Rich T Boy will be part of the title defence however Suddenly the lights in the arena all go out Ann1: I told you not to touch that plug Ann2: I never touched it, what do you think would happen if I pulled it out though Ann1: Leave it "Like this like that" by Mario Picotto starts playing softly over the PA. As the pace of the music picks up the volume starts getting louder and louder Ann1: You think they would get tired of dragging this out week after week. Why not just come onto the stage and talk Ann2: Because they are showmen, the love to please the crowd and the crowd loves to be pleased Suddenly multicoloured pyro's start exploding across the arena while a blue laser spells out "The Future" just above the stage. In the midst of this a familar voice can be heard over the PA system. Steele: It's here Another set of Pyro's and fireworks start exploding as the crowd goes wild. Rich T Boy and Chris Steele step out onto the stage and raise their arms to the crowd. Rich is wearing a pair of Black FutureShock jeans and a black Rich T Boy T-shirt. Chris Steele is wearing a pair of silver parachute pants and a UV cyberdog t-shirt. Both men have their tag title draped over their shoulder. Ann1: Rich and Chris both look ready for this match Rich T Boy and Chris Steele make their way to the ring Rich T Boy picks up a mic from ringside along the way and raises it to speak once he is inside the ring. "Mexican Radio" by Wall of Voodoo starts to play over the PA Ann1: I doubt that was just a coincidence, I guess we don't get to hear whatever Rich was about to say. Vice President Chris Binstock walks onto the stage carrying a mic Binstock: If you don't mind Rich this will only take a couple of minutes. I just have a couple of words before this match starts. Rich, did you really think that you could just breach your contract and get away with it that easily. Rich T Boy picks up a mic Rich: Look Binstock, I refused to wrestle match against two people undeserving of a shot at the belts. Maybe I was over the line but spending a month trying to make CoP look like valid tag contenders can do that to a man. Ann1: He does have a point there Ann2: Enough of a point to breach his contract for? Rich: Now I walked away from Terror, I paid my bills and I came away with nothing. A long road trip so that I could admire the scenery. Now if that had not been enough, out of all the people you could have paired Chris with, Shin, The Shocker.....hell you could have even paired overdoze with him but you didn't. Something in your mind decided that Kent McKnight, a man that neither myself of Chris like would make the perfect partner. No matter how you justify that it was out of order. I may have cost Chris his partner that night, but I was not responsible for pairing him with Kent. I think you have already done more then enough to punish me. Ann1: Harsh words from Rich once again, I really don't think this was the time or the place for it to happen though. Binstock: HOW I JUSTIFY!!!! do I HAVE to remind YOU that whatever justifications I HAVE are MY business. YOU wrestle when I tell YOU to wrestle. THIS is YOUR position in things BUT that tag belt seems to have done wonders with your ego. I am going to show you now exactly what your place is. Ann2: Rich must be wishing he just kept quiet now Binstock: YOU don't make demands from ME Rich or tell ME exactly what YOU are going to do or not do. I thought this might have been a bit of a harsh move but now I see that you need to be taught a lesson. Now seeing what a great team Kent and Chris made at Terror. I am now making an official ruling that Kent McKnight will be taking your place in this title defence Rich T Boy is in total shock Ann1: And just like that Rich T Boy is out of this crucial match Ann2: You have to feel for Steele though, the odds are stacked against him even more now. Binstock: Now you might be thinking that this is not that much of a problem. That you can just make an addition to the match anyway and swing things in favour of The Future. Just to make sure you don't I am now barring you from ringside for the duration of this match Rich glares at Binstock Binstock: You want to say anything else? unless it's to lift up that mic and say "Sorry VP Binstock I won't forget my place ever again" then I suggest you keep quiet. Rich drops the mic and starts walking towards Binstock Ann1: Things looking like they could start getting physical here. Ann2: Rich will only make things worse for himself if he does. Binstock: If you so much as touch me, then I will make what has just taken place here insignificant. I hear the beans are looking for a replacement of the off chance that Cinco II manages to top himself. Rich T Boy stops in front of Binstock Rich T Boy shakes his head and walks backstage Binstock: Well thats all settled, sorry to have to do this Chris but it's for his own good. I won't have a midcarder getting above himself and deciding what will and won't happen. Better he's taught that now instead of later. Enjoy your match anyway Binstock walks backstage Ann1: Steele has been left speechless by this Ann2: This has to have thrown any kind of mental preparations he had for this match. Kent McKnight appears from backstage and walks to the ring carrying a mic. Kent: You know what? Chris Binstock has more class than we give him credit for. He knew that I was the "Best Damn!" He knew that I carried Rebirth, no offense Tirok! Damn, he even knew that Kent McKnight, the man who has more charisma than Shawn Micheals and Benny Hinn all rolled into one! Rich, life sure has a way off biting you right in the ass, now doesn't it? I guess you should change your name to "Bitch T. Boy" now. So if you would be so kind as to hand me MY SFWL Tag Team title, me and my, and I say this tongue in cheek, me and my partner have a title to defend!!! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 443 pounds... Gunther Franke and Tyler MacDonald Their opponents... Led to the ring by Elle Phillips... At a total combined weight of 403 pounds... The SFWL World Tag Team Champions... "The Best Damn" Kent McKnight and Chris Steele They lock up. Tyler MacDonald goes for a front-layout suplex, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight uses a snap mare on Tyler MacDonald. Tyler MacDonald hits a legsweep faceslam on Kent McKnight. There are lots of chants for Tyler MacDonald. Tyler MacDonald whips Kent McKnight into the ropes. Tyler MacDonald misses with an elbow. Tyler MacDonald hits Kent McKnight with a shoulderblock. Tyler MacDonald puts Kent McKnight in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Kent McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tyler MacDonald runs into the ropes. Kent McKnight hits Tyler MacDonald with a shoulderblock. Kent McKnight hits Tyler MacDonald with a snap mare. Kent McKnight takes Tyler MacDonald down with a bulldog. Kent McKnight is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Kent McKnight tags out to Chris Steele. Chris Steele nails Tyler MacDonald with a snap suplex. Chris Steele takes Tyler MacDonald down with a Northern Lights suplex. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Chris Steele leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chris Steele runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Chris Steele goes for a bulldog, but Tyler MacDonald throws him off. Marc Liberis removes the chair from the ring. Tyler MacDonald leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Tyler MacDonald runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Tyler MacDonald hits Chris Steele with a dropkick to the knee. Marc Liberis removes the chair from the ring. Tyler MacDonald tags out to Gunther Franke. Gunther Franke and Tyler MacDonald hit Chris Steele with a double back heel kick . Tyler MacDonald leaves the ring. Gunther Franke puts Chris Steele in the cross-faced chicken wing. Chris Steele reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Gunther Franke goes for a bodyslam, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele tags out to Kent McKnight. Kent McKnight and Chris Steele whip Gunther Franke into the ropes. They hit Gunther Franke with a double clothesline. Kent McKnight and Chris Steele hit Gunther Franke with a double kick to the groin. Kent McKnight and Chris Steele whip Gunther Franke into the ropes. They hit Gunther Franke with a double elbowsmash. Chris Steele nails Gunther Franke with a thrust kick to the head. Kent McKnight hits a German suplex on Gunther Franke. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Marc Liberis counts: One, Kent McKnight lifts a shoulder, two, kickout. Chris Steele leaves the ring. Kent McKnight uses a series of punches on Gunther Franke. Kent McKnight hits a diving headbutt on Gunther Franke. Kent McKnight hits Gunther Franke with a spin kick. Kent McKnight nails Gunther Franke with a series of punches. Kent McKnight acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Kent McKnight throws Gunther Franke out of the ring. Kent McKnight goes through the ropes. Kent McKnight whips Gunther Franke into the guardrail. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele executes a Yakuza kick on Gunther Franke. Kent McKnight goes for a sleeperhold, but Gunther Franke blocks it. Gunther Franke whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. Gunther Franke knocks Kent McKnight into the ringsteps. A portion of the crowd is booing Gunther Franke. Tyler MacDonald comes over to make it two-on-one. Tyler MacDonald uses a clothesline on Kent McKnight. Gunther Franke hits Kent McKnight with a legsweep faceslam. Gunther Franke attempts to place Kent McKnight on the turnbuckle, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Gunther Franke grabs a chair. Gunther Franke sets up the chair. Gunther Franke goes for a piledriver, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Kent McKnight and Chris Steele hit Gunther Franke with a double bulldog. Tyler MacDonald comes over, but gets cut off. Chris Steele hits a Yakuza kick on Gunther Franke. Kent McKnight executes an inside cradle on Gunther Franke. Chris Steele executes a Yakuza kick on Gunther Franke. Kent McKnight takes Gunther Franke down with a crotch slam. Kent McKnight goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Gunther Franke counters it with a backdrop. Gunther Franke whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. Gunther Franke hits Kent McKnight with a legsweep faceslam. Tyler MacDonald comes over to make it two-on-one. Tyler MacDonald goes for a back heel kick, but Kent McKnight counters it with a legsweep. Kent McKnight executes the Best Damn Finisher on Gunther Franke on the concrete floor. A portion of the crowd is cheering Kent McKnight. Gunther Franke is out cold. Kent McKnight whips Gunther Franke into the guardrail. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Gunther Franke counters it with a legsweep. Gunther Franke whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. Gunther Franke hits Kent McKnight with a bodyslam. Tyler MacDonald comes over to make it two-on-one. Gunther Franke and Tyler MacDonald hit Kent McKnight with a double armbar submission. Gunther Franke places Kent McKnight on the turnbuckle. Gunther Franke executes the Deutschland Driver on Kent McKnight on the concrete floor. A portion of the crowd is cheering Gunther Franke. Kent McKnight is out cold. A portion of the crowd is booing Gunther Franke. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele takes a running start and springs off the chair. Chris Steele goes for a Yakuza kick, but Gunther Franke counters it with a legsweep. Gunther Franke whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. Gunther Franke hits Kent McKnight with a pumphandle slam. Gunther Franke goes for a German suplex, but Kent McKnight blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kent McKnight hits a roundhouse kick on Gunther Franke. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Tyler MacDonald comes over and lays out Chris Steele. Tyler MacDonald has the crowd going wild. Tyler MacDonald comes over to make it two-on-one. Tyler MacDonald hits a back heel kick on Kent McKnight. Gunther Franke nails Kent McKnight with a German suplex. Gunther Franke and Tyler MacDonald hit Kent McKnight with a double armbar submission. Gunther Franke whips Kent McKnight into the guardrail. Gunther Franke goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Kent McKnight blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kent McKnight uses a spin kick on Gunther Franke. Kent McKnight hits a jack-knife power bomb on Gunther Franke. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kent McKnight nails Gunther Franke with a short clothesline. Kent McKnight is handed a frying pan. Kent McKnight hits him with the frying pan. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele hits Gunther Franke with an inverted DDT. Kent McKnight reenters the ring. Gunther Franke follows him back in. Gunther Franke brings the table into the ring. Gunther Franke sets up Kent McKnight on the table. Gunther Franke tries to deutschland driver Kent McKnight through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Kent McKnight goes for a kick to the groin, but Gunther Franke counters it with a legsweep. Gunther Franke is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Gunther Franke locks Kent McKnight in a full nelson. Kent McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Gunther Franke sets up Kent McKnight on the table. Gunther Franke tries to deutschland driver Kent McKnight through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Kent McKnight sets up Gunther Franke on the table. Kent McKnight tries to drive Gunther Franke through the table with a diving headbutt, but he blocks it. Gunther Franke sets up Kent McKnight on the table. Gunther Franke executes a brain buster through the table. The table didn't break. Gunther Franke gives the sign for the Deutschland Driver. Gunther Franke attempts to place Kent McKnight on the turnbuckle, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Gunther Franke hits Kent McKnight with a German suplex. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Gunther Franke sets up Kent McKnight on the table. Gunther Franke executes a brain buster through the table. The table didn't break. Gunther Franke is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Gunther Franke is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Gunther Franke tags out to Tyler MacDonald. Chris Steele enters the ring and throws Gunther Franke out of the ring. Chris Steele executes a dropkick from the second rope on Tyler MacDonald. Kent McKnight gets a sleeperhold on Tyler MacDonald. Tyler MacDonald is struggling to reach the ropes. Tyler MacDonald reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Chris Steele leaves the ring. Kent McKnight goes for a guillotine choke, but Tyler MacDonald blocks it. Tyler MacDonald goes for a chokehold, but Kent McKnight blocks it. Kent McKnight tags out to Chris Steele. Kent McKnight goes for a short clothesline, but Tyler MacDonald counters it with a crucifix. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Gunther Franke locks Kent McKnight in a full nelson. Kent McKnight tries to escape the hold. Kent McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Kent McKnight leaves the ring. Gunther Franke nails Kent McKnight with the Running Forearm Smash. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Gunther Franke gives the sign for the Deutschland Driver. Gunther Franke places Kent McKnight on the turnbuckle. Gunther Franke executes the Deutschland Driver on Kent McKnight. Gunther Franke seemingly enjoys the boos. Gunther Franke goes for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Tyler MacDonald enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele enters the ring and throws Tyler MacDonald out of the ring. The crowd is going crazy. Chris Steele goes for a Yakuza kick, but Gunther Franke counters it with a legsweep. Chris Steele leaves the ring. Gunther Franke goes for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Kent McKnight counters it with a small package. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kent McKnight sets up Gunther Franke on the table. Kent McKnight executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Kent McKnight is starting to get more cheers than boos. Kent McKnight tags out to Chris Steele. Chris Steele nails Gunther Franke with a Yakuza kick. Chris Steele executes the 24/7 on Gunther Franke. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Chris Steele sets up Gunther Franke on the table. Chris Steele tries to drive Gunther Franke through the table with a senton, but he blocks it. Gunther Franke hits Chris Steele with a backdrop driver. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tyler MacDonald tags to Gunther Franke Tyler Macdonald and Gunther Franke whip Chris Steele into the ropes Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke hit Chris Steele with a double backdrop Tyler MacDonald leaves the ring Gunther Franke executes the Deutchsland Driver on Chris Steele Ann1: And we have new tag champions Ann2: Not until the three count, Franke in with the lateral press Gunther Franke covers for the pin (ref) counts one...two...thr Chris Steele kicks out Ann1: Steele once again find the stamina to kick out of the pin Ann2: You have to wonder how much he has left though, he's had to wrestle the whole match by himself Ann1: It looks like he's going to try for another tag however Chris Steele reachs his hand out to tag Kent McKnight Kent McKnight jumps down from the apron Ann1: McKnight making sure that Steele can't tag to him at all Ann2: And here's Gunther to take advantage of the situation Gunther Franke executes a back suplex on Chris Steele Gunther Franke goes for the Deutchsland Driver but Chris Steele blocks it Ann1: Desparation counter there, another driver would have finished Steele off for sure Chris Steele whips Gunther Franke into the ropes Chris Steele nails Gunther Franke with a Yakuza kick Ann2: Steele buys himself some time there, he almost decapitated Franke with that kick Ann1: But the question remains, can Steele win a match against these two by himself. Speaking of his partner what is McKnight doing now? Kent McKnight retrieves a chair from ringside Ann1: This can't be good Kent McKnight throws the chair to Chris Steele Chris Steele looks confused for a moment Kent McKnight gestures towards Gunthe Franke Ann2: Maybe it can, although I would not trust Kent McKnight at all Chris Steele sets up the chair Chris Steele excutes a full nelson faceslam on Gunther Franke onto the chair The Crowd is going wild Ann1: Finally some teamwork from Steele and McKnight McKnight holds his hand out for a tag Chris Steele looks at Kent dubiously Ann2: Steele is wise to be suspicious but he has no choice here. He needs to make that tag and spend some time recovering. Chris Steele tags in Kent Mcknight Kent McKnight picks up the chair Kent McKnight raises the chair over Gunther Franke Ann1: McKnight looking to damage Franke more and finally put an end to things here Kent McKnight goes to hit Gunther Franke with the chair Kent McKnight Changes direction mid swing and nails Chris Steele in the head with the chair Chris Steele flies back off the ring apron onto the concrete floor Ann1: OH MY GOD, McKnight turned on Steele and sent him flying Ann2: After what Steele has been through I can't see him getting up for some time Gunther Franke stands up and looks at Kent McKnight Kent McKnight lays on the mat and slaps it with one hand Ann1: Would McKnight really do this Ann2: He would take a loss if it would hurt Steele, it's like he is defending his own title is it. Gunther Franke covers Kent McKnight for the pin Ann1: Lateral press and it looks like this is all over Ann2: While Kent could kick out I can't see him even bothering to make the attempt Gunther Franke goes for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, three. Gunther Franke is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The winners are Gunther Franke and Tyler MacDonald. Time of match: 0:12:30 Ann1: I don't think The Future ever imagained that this was they was their title run would finally end Kent McKnight leaves the ring and grabs a mic Kent: Did you like that Steele? Did you enjoy watching your "supergroup" get put back to the midcard status that you don't deserve. With this one stroke the last of your titles is gone. The new SIE *chuckles* from all powerful one month to a group of fools with no titles and absentee wrestlers. Why not give it up Steele since I can tell you that the one thing your group does not have is a future. Even the NLWE look better then your rejects at the moment *laughs* Rich T Boy runs to the ring carrying a mic Ann1: Rich finally allowed to make an appearance now that the match is over. Rich T Boy goes to Chris Steele Rich T Boy helps Chris Steele to stand up The crowd goes quiet as Rich T Boy lifts up the mic to speak Rich: Well I guess my lesson has been learned. You get what you want Binstock, I will wrestle your matches but for my own reason. That reason being that whatever it takes those titles are coming back where they belong. After all it's pretty hollow victory if you think about it boys. You never beat me, you never beat The Future. You pinned a man who let himself be pinned and now you have titles which you can't really say you deserve. This is far from over and that is a guarantee. You only appear to be tag champions at the moment, what you really are is two people walking around with our belts. Rich T Boy passes the mic to Chris Steele Steele: *panting* "Gunther, Tyler, thsoe aren't your titles, I want them back, Rich wants them back, we will have them back....Watch your backs........ *coughs* Kent, you've just cost yourself any chance of a Future...I'm after you and I won't stop chasing until I have you in the ring, screaming in agony....." Rich T Boy and Chris Steele walk backstage Ann1: The Future laying down a challenge here Ann2: They can't be happy with the way they lost the titles and you can bet that this will only make them more determined in their tag matches. Kent McKnight leaves the ring with a big smile on his face Ann1: He knows how much he hurt The Future tonight Ann2: No wonder he's happy, that is his main goal at the moment Tyler MacDonald and Gunther Franke leave the ring with the tag title belts Ann1: The ring is finally cleared and despite the circumstances we have new tag champions. Ann2: Not for long if The Future have anything to do with it, although you can lay money on Nightmare and Doomsday getting involved here as well Cut to announce table where SFWL announcers Sammy Shecker and Raze sit. SS: We are getting ready for the big Intercontinental title match as the champion Marcus Damian defends against “Suicide” Steve Fella. I’m Sammy Shecker sitting in with Raze lets get to the match. Introducing first... Led to the ring by K8E... From Denver, Colorado... Weighing in at 225 pounds... "Suicide" Steve Fella His opponent... Led to the ring by Sascha Elliot and Lilith... From Tallahassee, Florida... Weighing in at 224 pounds... The SFWL Intercontinental Champion... "The New Hero Paradigm" Marcus Damian They lock up. Steve Fella uses the Michinoku Driver on Marcus Damian. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Steve Fella leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. SS: Fella getting the early jump on Damian Steve Fella sets up the chair. Steve Fella takes Marcus Damian down with Jackass Drop onto the chair. SS: Steve Fella coming out of the gates fast! Steve Fella uses the Splash Mountain on Marcus Damian. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. SS: Two count after the splash mountain Steve Fella whips Marcus Damian into the ropes. Steve Fella hits Marcus Damian with a clothesline. Marcus Damian falls out of the ring. Steve Fella jumps onto him with Asai moonsault. Steve Fella goes for a dragon suplex, but Marcus Damian counters it with a go-behind. They're brawling inside the ring area. Steve Fella nails Marcus Damian with a dragon suplex. Raze: This match has been all Fella, Marcus needs to get on the offensive before Fella takes this match. K8E comes from behind, but Marcus Damian nails K8E. Steve Fella sets up a table. Steve Fella sets up Marcus Damian on the table. SS: Fella has Damian up on the table and this can’t be good for the IC champion Steve Fella tries to drive Marcus Damian through the table with a frog splash, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Raze: You were saying Marcus Damian executes a knee to the back on Steve Fella. K8E comes from behind, but Marcus Damian nails K8E. Steve Fella knocks Marcus Damian into the ringpost. SS: K8E’s distraction was enough for Fella to send Damian headfirst into the ring post. Steve Fella sets up Marcus Damian on the table. Steve Fella tries to drive Marcus Damian through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Raze: Steve Fella has not had any success with tables tonight SS: The match just started… Marcus Damian sets up Steve Fella on the table. Marcus Damian executes a springboard legdrop through the table. The table didn't break. SS: Marcus with the big legdrop onto the pine! They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Marcus Damian takes Steve Fella down with a reverse neckbreaker. K8E comes from behind and distracts Marcus Damian. SS: K8E has Damian looking away from Fella again! Steve Fella goes for a kick to the midsection, but Marcus Damian blocks it. Raze: Damian saw that coming Marcus Damian executes the Bitter Road on Steve Fella on the concrete floor. SS: Bitter Road on the outside! Raze: Fella can’t submit out here Marcus Damian executes the Doctor Bomb on Steve Fella. Marcus Damian knocks Steve Fella into the ringpost. A small "Marcus Damian" chant is being started. Marcus Damian executes the Bitter Road on Steve Fella on the concrete floor. A small "Marcus Damian" chant is being started. Marcus Damian sets up Steve Fella on the table. SS: Damian has Fella back on the table Marcus Damian tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Marcus Damian on the concrete floor. Marcus Damian is out cold. SS: Steve Fella with the Redemption out of nowhere Steve Fella sets up Marcus Damian on the table. Steve Fella executes a brain buster through the table. The table didn't break. Raze: Damian’s neck may be broken after that Steve Fella is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Steve Fella goes for a DDT, but Marcus Damian counters it with an inverted atomic drop. K8E comes from behind and distracts Marcus Damian. Steve Fella throws Marcus Damian back into the ring. SS: The match now going back to the inside Heath Ericson removes the chair from the ring. Steve Fella executes a Vader attack on Marcus Damian. Steve Fella is going for the pin. SS: Fella with the Vader attack, he’s got the cover… Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Steve Fella takes Marcus Damian down with Jackass Drop. Quite a few boos are audible. Steve Fella leaves the ring. SS: Fella going back outside the ring to find some hardware Raze: He should have made the cover after the Jackass Drop He returns with a frying pan. Steve Fella hits him with the frying pan. SS: Steve Fella nearly took Damian’s head off with that frying pan! Quite a few boos are audible. Steve Fella hits Marcus Damian with Jackass Drop. Steve Fella is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... SS: Lupsa was able to get the foot on the ropes Raze: Lucky he did that, the Jackass Drop has won Fella many titles and it almost won him another Steve Fella raises his arms and shouts. Quite a few boos are audible. Steve Fella takes Marcus Damian down with a Vader attack. Steve Fella is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Steve Fella raises his arms and shouts. Quite a few boos are audible. Steve Fella takes a swing at Marcus Damian with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. SS: Damian dodges the frying pan… Marcus Damian snatches the frying pan from him. Marcus Damian takes a swing at Steve Fella with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. Steve Fella snatches the frying pan from him. Steve Fella hits him with the frying pan. SS: And Steve Fella is the one to connect with the frying pan. Steve Fella whips Marcus Damian into the ropes, but Marcus Damian reverses it. Marcus Damian hits Steve Fella with a backdrop. Marcus Damian runs into the ropes. Steve Fella uses a spear on Marcus Damian. SS: Damian just ran right into the spear from Fella Steve Fella goes for a brain buster, but Marcus Damian counters it with a small package. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Raze: Damian almost won off the small package Marcus Damian uses a double underhook piledriver on Steve Fella. The crowd is starting to get behind Marcus Damian. Marcus Damian is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... SS: Damian manages to get the two count after the double underhook piledriver Marcus Damian uses a short lariat on Steve Fella. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SS: Damian with two near falls Marcus Damian whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle, but Steve Fella reverses it. Marcus Damian comes back and rocks Steve Fella with a kick to the midsection. Marcus Damian nails Steve Fella with a reverse neckbreaker. Raze: Marcus Damian is beginning to gain momentum here after the slow start Marcus Damian is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Marcus Damian goes for a flying legdrop, but K8E shoves him off the turnbuckle. Raze: K8E has been a big help to Fella in this match Marcus Damian is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Steve Fella whips Marcus Damian into the turnbuckle. Steve Fella whips Marcus Damian into the ropes. Steve Fella misses with a clothesline. Steve Fella takes Marcus Damian down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Steve Fella hits Marcus Damian with a standing moonsault. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Raze: A very impressive move by Steve Fella SS: You don’t see a moonsault like that often these days Steve Fella takes Marcus Damian down with a stun gun. A fan at ringside badmouths Steve Fella. Steve Fella nails Marcus Damian with a Vader attack. Steve Fella whips Marcus Damian into the turnbuckle, but Marcus Damian reverses it. Marcus Damian charges in with a dropkick to the knee. Raze: Marcus targets the knee of Steve Fella Marcus Damian runs into the ropes. Marcus Damian misses with an elbow. Marcus Damian hits Steve Fella with an elbow. Marcus Damian locks Steve Fella in a half Boston. Steve Fella breaks the hold after 5 seconds. SS: Steve breaks the half crab quickly Raze: Damian got a good shot to Fella’s knee, I think he’s going to exploit it. Steve Fella hits him with the frying pan. A fan at ringside badmouths Steve Fella. Steve Fella puts Marcus Damian in a figure-four leglock. Marcus Damian is valiantly trying to break the hold. SS: Fella targeting the knee of Damian now. Steve Fella lets go after 14 seconds. Steve Fella runs into the ropes. Steve Fella goes for a spear, but Marcus Damian side-steps and Steve Fella only hits air. Marcus Damian executes the Bitter Road on Steve Fella. SS: There’s the Bitter Road!!! Steve Fella tries to escape the hold. Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Raze: It was to close to the ropes, Fella easily got free Marcus Damian throws Steve Fella out of the ring. Marcus Damian goes through the ropes. Marcus Damian executes a dragon suplex on Steve Fella. Lilith comes from behind, but Steve Fella nails Lilith. SS: Fella shows his appreciation for Lilith getting involved They're brawling inside the ring area. Marcus Damian executes a knee to the back on Steve Fella. Marcus Damian goes for the Ace Crusher, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella whips Marcus Damian into the guardrail. Steve Fella goes for a DDT, but Marcus Damian blocks it. Marcus Damian whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. SS: Fella was rammed shoulder first into the guardrail! They're brawling inside the ring area. Marcus Damian sets up Steve Fella on the table. Marcus Damian tries to drive Steve Fella through the table with a flying kneedrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Raze: That may cause permanent damage to Damian’s knee. All his weight landing on it like that can’t be too good. K8E comes from behind, but Marcus Damian nails K8E. Steve Fella whips Marcus Damian into the guardrail. Steve Fella throws Marcus Damian back into the ring. Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Marcus Damian. SS: Fella hit the Redemption!!! We could have a new IC champ! Steve Fella is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Steve Fella goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. SS: NO! Damian got the shoulder up! Steve Fella nails Marcus Damian with a kick to the midsection. Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Marcus Damian. SS: There it is again! This HAS to be it! Steve Fella is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Steve Fella goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Raze: Damian is showing some resilience SS: I’m speechless Steve Fella chops Marcus Damian. Steve Fella kicks Marcus Damian. Steve Fella is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Marcus Damian chops Steve Fella. There are lots of chants for Marcus Damian. Marcus Damian chops Steve Fella. SS: The two now exchanging blows in the center of the ring Steve Fella hits Marcus Damian. Steve Fella further incites the crowd. Steve Fella kicks Marcus Damian. Steve Fella further incites the crowd. Marcus Damian kicks Steve Fella. Marcus Damian has the crowd going wild. Steve Fella hits a Tombstone on Marcus Damian. SS: Tombstone piledriver by Fella! Steve Fella further incites the crowd. Marcus Damian executes an inside cradle. The crowd is going crazy. He goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... SS: Fella managed to get a hand on the ropes and keep this match going Marcus Damian nails Steve Fella with a stun gun. Marcus Damian has the crowd going wild. Marcus Damian locks Steve Fella in a figure-four sleeper. Raze: That’s a tough move to get out of, Fella may be done for. Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Marcus Damian nails Steve Fella with a tiger suplex. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SS: Marcus Damian with the near fall after the picture perfect tiger suplex Marcus Damian hits Steve Fella with a jumping DDT. The crowd is giving Marcus Damian a standing ovation. Marcus Damian leaves the ring. He returns with a pair of brass knuckles. Marcus Damian hits him with the pair of brass knuckles. SS: Damian just knocked Fella out with the brass knucks The crowd is on its feet cheering for Marcus Damian. Marcus Damian gives the sign for the Bitter Road. Marcus Damian executes the Bitter Road on Steve Fella. SS: He’s got the Bitter Road locked on to Fella! Steve Fella is inching his way towards the ropes. Steve Fella tries to fight the pain. Steve Fella is writhing in pain. Heath Ericson asks Steve Fella if he's still there. Steve Fella nods. Raze: Steve is fighting as hard as he can, but how long can he resist? Heath Ericson asks Steve Fella if he's still there. Steve Fella nods. Steve Fella summons one last burst of energy. Heath Ericson tells Steve Fella to respond or he'll stop the fight. Steve Fella nods. Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 40 seconds. SS: Fella got to the ropes, Marcus has to break the hold Marcus Damian goes for a flying kneedrop, but Steve Fella rolls out of the way. Numerous fans are using Steve Fella for target practice. Steve Fella executes the Redemption on Marcus Damian. SS: Redemption for the third time! Numerous fans are using Steve Fella for target practice. Steve Fella goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. The winner is Steve Fella. Time of match: 0:12:36 SS: It’s over! Steve Fella has won the SFWL Intercontinental championship!! What a spectacular match! Raze: Fella got the early jump and ultimately it led him to becoming the Intercontinental champion for the second time. SS: Up next we have the big match between two former SFWL champions as Mike Torment takes on Arioc! (Cut to the back) Fyve and CHR are walking down the hallway Both Fyve and CHR are caring baseball bats. Fyve walks past a door and stops. The sign on the door says Boiler Room. Fyve grabs CHR by the arm and pulls him back to the door. CHR puts his ear to the door and listens. CHR stands next to the door and motions to Fyve. Fyve steps in front of the door. Fyve kicks the door open. Both men charge in. The door slams shut behind them. The camera moves over in front of the door where sounds of struggling can be heard. After several seconds everything goes quiet. Then the door slowly begins to open. Out steps a tall man wearing a black mask and a long black trench coat. He pulls the door shut and locks it, breaking off the key in the lock. The man then drops the key chain into a garbage can and walks off. SS: That guy just locked CHR and FYVE up inside the boiler room!! Raze: There just went Pro's main backup for tonight!! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Led to the ring by Lilith... From Pandemonium... Weighing in at 340 pounds... "The Fallen Angel" Arioc His opponent... Led to the ring by Heather... From New York City, New York... Weighing in at 285 pounds... Mike Torment They lock up. Arioc goes for a stomach claw, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment hits a double underhook suplex on Arioc. Mike Torment nails Arioc with a Soviet suplex. SS: Torment takes Arioc down with the Soviet suplex A small "Mike Torment" chant is being started. Mike Torment catches Arioc in a figure-four leglock. Arioc breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Raze: Arioc just powered his way out of the figure four. Arioc uses the Diamond Cutter on Mike Torment. Arioc goes for a Cradle DDT, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment whips Arioc into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment charges into the corner, but Arioc moves out of the way. Arioc hits a jumping DDT on Mike Torment. SS: Implant DDT from Arioc! Arioc locks Mike Torment in a stomach claw. Mike Torment is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mike Torment is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mike Torment breaks the hold after 7 seconds. SS: Torment fought his way out of the stomach claw Mike Torment punches Arioc. The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Torment. Mike Torment punches Arioc. A small "Mike Torment" chant is being started. Mike Torment punches Arioc. The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Torment. Arioc hits Mike Torment. Raze: Arioc coming back with the hard right hand Arioc kicks Mike Torment. Arioc takes Mike Torment down with a series of punches. Arioc hits an Electric Chair Bomb on Mike Torment. SS: Electric chair bomb by Arioc! Raze: Mike Torment is NOT a small man but Arioc lifted him like he was a five year old kid Arioc is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Arioc uses a flying legdrop on Mike Torment. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SS: Torment still has a lot of fight left in him Arioc takes Mike Torment down with a T-Bone Suplex. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Arioc whips Mike Torment into the ropes, but Mike Torment reverses it. Arioc misses with an elbow. Mike Torment goes for a Soviet suplex, but Arioc blocks it. Arioc nails Mike Torment with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Raze: Arioc is starting to take it to Torment Arioc goes for a power bomb, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment runs into the ropes. Mike Torment uses an Asai leg lariat on Arioc. Mike Torment nails Arioc with a bodyslam. Mike Torment locks Arioc in a half Boston. SS: Half Boston from Torment Raze: That’s smart, take out Arioc’s vertical base Arioc is struggling to reach the ropes. Arioc is valiantly trying to break the hold. Arioc reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Mike Torment leaves the ring. He returns with a broom handle. Mike Torment goes for a backdrop, but Arioc blocks it. Arioc hits a low blow on Mike Torment. SS: Arioc sent the Torment family jewels into Mike’s stomach! Arioc runs into the ropes. Mike Torment hits Arioc with a cobra clutch suplex. The crowd is cheering on Mike Torment. Mike Torment is going for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Arioc sits up. Mike Torment nails Arioc with a Soviet suplex. Raze: Arioc was met with the deadly soviet suplex as soon as he got to his feet Mike Torment hits him with the broom handle. Mike Torment is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mike Torment whips Arioc into the ropes. Arioc uses a short lariat on Mike Torment. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, kickout. Arioc throws his head back and screams. SS: That scares me every time he does it Arioc is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is cheering on Mike Torment. Arioc whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle. Arioc nails Mike Torment with a dropkick to the face. SS: Arioc got up high enough to nail Torment in the jaw with that dropkick Raze: Arioc is incredibly mobile for someone his size Arioc executes a series of punches to the stomach on Mike Torment. Arioc locks Mike Torment in a stomach claw. Mike Torment breaks the hold after 10 seconds. Mike Torment uses an Asai leg lariat on Arioc. SS: Torment showing off his highflying arsenal Mike Torment uses a back suplex on Arioc. Mike Torment throws Arioc out of the ring. Mike Torment goes through the ropes. Mike Torment is handed a pair of brass knuckles. Mike Torment hits him with the pair of brass knuckles. SS: I don’t care who you are a shot from a pair of brass knuckles will hurt you no matter what. There are lots of chants for Mike Torment. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mike Torment hits a bodyslam on Arioc. Mike Torment hits a jack-knife power bomb on Arioc. Raze: Torment with a big powerbomb on the much larger Arioc Mike Torment goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Arioc blocks it. Arioc sets up a table. Mike Torment whips Arioc into the guardrail. Mike Torment takes Arioc down with a backbreaker. Mike Torment is handed a cookie sheet. Mike Torment hits him with the cookie sheet. SS: After one shot the cookie sheet is ruined There are lots of chants for Mike Torment. Mike Torment hits him with the cookie sheet. There are lots of chants for Mike Torment. Mike Torment goes for a Samoan Drop, but Arioc counters it with an elbowsmash. Arioc nails Mike Torment with a reverse neckbreaker. Raze: Arioc fighting back with the reverse neckbreaker Arioc goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Mike Torment counters it with a small package. Mike Torment knocks Arioc into the ringpost. Mike Torment takes Arioc down with an Aztecan suplex. SS: Torment keeps taking the fight to Arioc Mike Torment whips Arioc into the guardrail. Mike Torment knocks Arioc into the ringsteps. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Arioc on the concrete floor. SS: Torment with the Apocalypse Raze: Torment can pull that move out of nowhere and it’s so effective. If he doesn’t beat you with it the first time your back will be hurting the rest of the match. There are lots of chants for Mike Torment. Mike Torment slashes him with a cookie sheet. Mike Torment uses a kneebreaker on Arioc. Mike Torment knocks Arioc into the ringsteps. Mike Torment whips Arioc into the guardrail. Mike Torment hits a backbreaker on Arioc. SS: Torment is just taking Arioc apart now Mike Torment knocks Arioc into the ringsteps. There are lots of chants for Mike Torment. Mike Torment knocks Arioc into the ringsteps. Mike Torment whips Arioc into the guardrail. Raze: Arioc is in some serious trouble right now Mike Torment uses a backdrop on Arioc. Mike Torment is handed the ring bell. Mike Torment hits him with the ring bell. Mike Torment chokes him with the ring bell. SS: Mike Torment is choking the life out of Arioc. If you had said before the match that Torment would be destroying Arioc we would have called you crazy but right now Torment is in complete control! Mike Torment reenters the ring. Arioc follows him back in. Mike Torment catches Arioc in a scorpion deathlock. Arioc is struggling to reach the ropes. Arioc reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Arioc sits up. Raze: I have never seen Arioc having problems like this Arioc is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Torment attempts and irish whip on Arioc but Arioc reverses it. Lilith pulls down the top rope. Torment falls out of the ring and crashes to the floor. SS: Arioc getting the help that he needed from Lilith ARioc exits the ring. Arioc picks up the ring bell. Arioc smashes the ring bell over Torment's head. Blood starts pouring out of Torment's head. SS: Torments bleeding, and from what I hear bleeding around Arioc is not a good idea Raze: Whats that supposed to mean? Torment's face is covered in blood. Arioc picks up Torment and leans him over the guardrail. Arioc nails Torment in the back with the ringbell. Arioc reenters the ring. Lilith starts punching Torment. Torment start flailing his arms. Lilith moves out of the way. Lilith starts punching Torment. SS: This has to be embarrassing for Torment, Lilith is kicking his ass! Torment executes a knee clip on Lilith. Lilith collapses to the ground holding her leg. Arioc leaves the ring and slams Torment into the ringpost. Raze: Arioc quickly to the aid of Lilith Arioc throws Torment into the ring. Arioc leans Torment against the turnbuckles. Arioc cimbs to the top rope. Arioc lifts up Torment and executes a top rope piledriver on Mike Torment. Torment isn't moving. SS: Piledriver off the top rope Raze: Torment is out, this one is over… Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, thr...kickout! Arioc looks furious. Torment is holding his neck. Lilith is still on the floor holding her leg. Arioc picks up Torment. Torment is out on his feet. Torment starts flailing again. ARioc sipesteps the punches and starts jabbing Torment. Arioc executes a swinging DDT on Torment. Raze: Torment is trying to fight but just doesn’t have anything left Arioc stands Torment up on the turnbuckle. Arioc goes for a Vader attack but Torment counters with a low blow. SS: Torment with the low blow! Both men are down Arioc and Torment both collapse to the mat. Heather comes running down to ringside. Heather enters the ring. Heather starts kicking Mike Torment. SS: This is disgusting, Heather is taking advantage of the fallen Torment Torment slowly gets to his feet. Heather goes to slap Torment but Torment blocks it. TOrment raises his hand to Heather. Arioc grabs Torment from behind and turns him around. ARioc goes for a haymaker but Torment catches his arm. Mike Torment executes the Apocalypse on Arioc. SS: Apocalypse out of nowhere!! The crowd is going crazy. Mike Torment goes for the pin. Kevin Kerrigan counts: One, two, three. Mike Torment has the crowd going wild. Raze: Torment managed to win the match! Despite the interference from both Lilith and Heather Torment wins the match Heather starts to kick Torment again. Torment slowly gets to his feet and grabs Heather by the throat. HEather is gasping. Lilith is being attended to by EMT's ARioc gets to his feet. Torment drops Heather and executes a running knee clip on Arioc. Arioc collapses, grabbing his leg. Heather runs to the back. Torment leans up against the ropes to an enourmous ovasion. The winner is Mike Torment. Time of match: 0:18:32 SS: Torment has come away the winner and the fans are going nuts. Torment leaves the ring with all his opponents battered. That is all for us, for Raze I’m Sammy Shecker and please enjoy the rest of SFWL School Daze 2001!!! Davis: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen...we're back, and it's time for tonight's main event! Briggs: This match has been a long time in the making! Paine and Bastards Incorporated have been at odds since their paths first crossed. This has been a rivalry the likes of which the SFWL has never seen before! Davis: Tonight, Paine and the Bastards collide once again! The Professional, the SFWL World Heavyweight champion, will defend the title against the masked man, in a no-holds-barred, no disqualification contest! Briggs: The hatred between these two men is unbelievable! They're going to tear each other apart in that ring tonight! Davis: Only one man is going to leave this match standing...and that man will leave the Dean E. Smith center as SFWL World Heavyweight Champion! Let's go to the ring! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Fighting out of Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 325 pounds... Paine His opponent... From Charlotte, North Carolina... Weighing in at 235 pounds... The SFWL World Champion... The Professional Davis: Paine with a considerable size advantage. He holds 90 pounds over the Professional, and stands a good four inches taller. Size is going to be a factor in this match. Paine attacks The Professional before the bell. Briggs: Paine not even waiting for the bell! Paine puts The Professional in a choke against the ropes. Davis: The Pro being choked out against the ropes! The Professional is struggling to get out of the hold. The Professional tries to escape the hold. The Professional breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Briggs: But he's able to struggle free! Paine whips The Professional into the ropes. The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but Paine counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Davis: What a counter by Paine! Pro went for the backspin DDT, but Paine countered it with a belly-to-belly suplex! Paine executes a German suplex on The Professional. Briggs: Release German suplex by Paine! He dropped the Professional right on his head! The Professional begs off. Davis: The Pro trying to regroup! The Professional uses a knifehand chop on Paine. Briggs: Stinging chop to the chest of Paine! The Professional uses a knifehand chop on Paine. Davis: And another! The Professional whips Paine into the ropes, but Paine reverses it. Briggs: Pro shot into the ropes! Paine puts The Professional in a double chickenwing submission. Davis: And Paine locks him down with the double chickenwing submission! The Professional tries to escape the hold. The Professional is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Professional breaks the hold after 12 seconds. Briggs: The Professional fights his way out of the hold! Davis: Paine is doing exactly what he needs to do - he's dictating the pace of this match! The Professional is a lot faster than Paine is, but there's no question that Paine is stronger. The Professional uses an armbar takedown on Paine. Davis: Armbar takedown by the Pro! The Professional executes an elbowdrop on Paine. Briggs: And he drops the elbow! He covers... The Professional is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Davis: Only got one! Briggs: He's not going to put Paine away this early! The Professional gives him a roundhouse right, but Paine only stares at him. Davis: Roundhouse right has no effect! The Professional begs off. Paine takes The Professional down with a snap mare. Paine hits a mounted punch on The Professional. Paine yells at the crowd. Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Paine goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Professional blocks it. Davis: The Pro blocks the chickenwing submission! The Professional throws Paine out of the ring. Davis: And he sends Paine over the top rope! The Professional goes through the ropes. The Professional whips Paine into the guardrail. The Professional knocks Paine into the ringpost. The Professional sets up a table. Briggs: The Professional setting up a table... The Professional takes Paine down with a European uppercut. The Professional executes a belly-to-back suplex on Paine. Davis: Belly-to-back suplex on the concrete floor! The Professional knocks Paine into the ringpost. A portion of the crowd is booing The Professional. The Professional whips Paine into the guardrail. Briggs: The Professional taking charge on the outside! The Professional executes an armdrag takedown on Paine. The Professional sets up Paine on the table. Davis: The Professional setting Paine up... The Professional tries to drive Paine through the table with a brain buster, but he blocks it. Briggs: But he can't follow through! Paine whips The Professional into the guardrail. Paine whips The Professional into the ringsteps. Davis: Paine throwing The Professional around the ringside area! Briggs: All he needed was that one split-second of opportunity to get back into this match! They're brawling inside the ring area. Paine is starting to get more cheers than boos. Paine sets up The Professional on the table. Davis: He's got him set up... Paine executes a Tombstone through the table. The table is broken in half. Davis: Oh my God! Tombstone piledriver, through the table and down to the concrete floor! The Professional's neck just got COMPRESSED! Briggs: He's lucky if it didn't get more than that! That was an absolutely brutal maneuver! The crowd is wildly cheering Paine with only a few scattered boos audible. Paine throws The Professional back into the ring. Davis: Paine looking to end this... Paine is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Davis: He kicked out! I don't know how he did it, but The Pro kicked out! Paine goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Professional counters it with a bulldog. Briggs: Counter by The Professional! The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. Paine sits up. Davis: And Paine sits right up like nothing happened! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The Professional whips Paine into the turnbuckle. The Professional runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paine moves out of the way. Briggs: The Professional ran shoulder-first into the turnbuckles! Paine whips The Professional into the turnbuckle. Davis: Paine with a cross-corner whip... Paine runs shoulder-first into the corner. Briggs: And a shoulder to the chest of The Professional! Paine nails The Professional with a jumping DDT. Davis: Paine drops him with an implant DDT! He covers... Paine is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...shoulder up. Briggs: But The Professional gets the shoulder up! Paine goes for a Death Valley Driver, but The Professional counters it. The Professional hits Paine with a kick to the midsection. The Professional executes a piledriver on Paine. Davis: Piledriver by The Pro! He covers... The Professional is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: And he gets two! Davis: Both men employing similar strategies in this match - they're both focusing their offense on their opponent's neck. Briggs: They're both building up to their finishing maneuvers - the Professional's slingshot brainbuster, and Paine's overhead press diamond cutter. Both of those moves impact the neck, and the more damage that's done beforehand, the more effective they'll be! Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine goes for a DDT, but The Professional counters it with a backdrop. Davis: Back body drop by the Pro! Paine sits up. Briggs: No effect whatsoever on Paine! The Professional begs off. Davis: The Professional backpedalling... Paine hits a choke slam on The Professional. Briggs: But Paine catches him with the chokeslam! Davis: He's picking him up again! Paine executes a chokeslam on The Professional. Briggs: A second chokeslam by Paine! He covers... Paine is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And The Professional kicks out at two! Two chokeslams, and he kicks out at two! Briggs: The Professional is a tough individual, make no mistake about it! Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine goes for Splash Mountain, but The Professional slides down his back. Davis: The Pro evades the crucifix powerbomb! The Professional hits Paine with a spinning back suplex. Briggs: And he hits a spinning back suplex! He holds on for the bridge... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: A two-count for the Pro! The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. The Professional executes an armbar takedown on Paine. The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. The Professional goes for a figure-four sleeper, but Paine kicks him off. Briggs: The Pro looking to do more damage to that neck, but he couldn't get the figure four sleeper on Paine! Paine goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional goes for a roundhouse right, but Paine counters it with a punch. Davis: Paine flattens The Professional with a left hand! The Professional executes a low blow. Briggs: But The Pro hits a blatant low blow from his back! Paine is down! Davis: Pro with a cover...he's got the leg hooked... The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. He goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Briggs: Two and a half! He nearly got him! Davis: The Professional knows every shortcut in the book, and he won't hesitate to use them! The Professional goes for a European uppercut, but Paine blocks it. Paine whips The Professional into the ropes. The Professional hits Paine with a clothesline. Davis: The Pro comes off the ropes with a clothesline! The Professional executes an inverted DDT on Paine. Briggs: Inverted DDT by the Pro! He covers... The Professional is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: Only got two! The Professional hits Paine with a kick to the midsection. The Professional executes the Professional Courtesy on Paine. Davis: Professional Courtesy! Professional Courtesy on Paine! The Pro covers...this looks like it! The Professional goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...in the ropes. Briggs: No it's not! Paine was too close to the ropes! Paine got his foot on the bottom rope a split-second before Bob Leardi finished the three-count! The Professional throws Paine out of the ring. Davis: The Professiona visibly frustrated now! The Professional jumps onto him with slingshot rana. Briggs: Did you SEE that!? Slingshot rana by The Professional! I've NEVER seen him do anything like that! Half the Cruiserweights in this federation couldn't hit that move! The Professional takes Paine down with a reverse neckbreaker. The Professional hits a swinging neckbreaker on Paine. Davis: The Professional methodically working on Paine's neck! The Professional goes for a DDT, but Paine counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Briggs: Paine counters the DDT with a flawless Northern Lights suplex! Paine yells at the crowd. The boos are resurfacing again. Paine whips The Professional into the guardrail. The Professional is busted wide open. Davis: The Professional sent into the guardrail! He busted him open with that shot! Paine executes a fallaway slam on The Professional. Briggs: And he sends him halfway up the entrance ramp with a fallaway slam! Davis: The Pro landed HARD on that steel ramp! Paine is handed a baseball bat. Briggs: And now Paine's got a baseball bat! Paine hits him with the baseball bat. Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine hits him with the baseball bat. Davis: Paine just brutalizing The Professional with that baseball bat! Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paine goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Professional blocks it. Briggs: He couldn't take him over! Paine tries to whip The Professional into the guardrail, but The Professional reverses it. Davis: The Pro reverses Paine into the guardrail! The Professional knocks Paine into the ringpost. Briggs: And he sends him face-first into the ringpost! You can see the blood starting to soak through Paine's mask! Paine is busted wide open. The cheers for The Professional are drowning out the boos. The Professional whips Paine into the guardrail. The Professional is handed a road sign. Davis: Now The Professional's got a weapon! The Professional hits Paine with the road sign. The Professional hits Paine with the road sign. The road sign is broken in half. Davis: Unbelievable! The Professional just BROKE a stop sign over Paine's head! The Professional goes for a roundhouse right, but Paine blocks it. Briggs: And Paine is STILL fighting! Paine whips The Professional into the guardrail. Paine takes The Professional down with a body slam. Paine sets up a table. Davis: Paine setting up another table... Paine sets up The Professional on the table. Paine executes a power bomb through the table. The table didn't break. Briggs: Can you believe it?! Powerbomb onto the table, and it didn't even move! The Professional just got broken in half! Paine sets up The Professional on the table. Davis: And Paine's actually setting him up AGAIN! Paine tries to drive The Professional through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Briggs: The Professional still lucid enough to defend himself! The Professional takes Paine down with a side suplex. The Professional sets up Paine on the table. Davis: And now he's got Paine set up! The Professional executes a back suplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Briggs: Belly-to-back suplex through the table! Just like that, The Professional is back in this match! Davis: You have to give all the credit in the world to The Professional! There are VERY few competitors, in this or any federation, who could have gotten up from that powerbomb...especially considering all the punishment he's already taken! Briggs: Both men have taken an incredible amount of punishment, and they're BOTH still going at it like the opening bell was just rung! The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Professional. The Professional uses a roundhouse right on Paine. The Professional nails Paine with a double-arm DDT. Davis: Paine goes face-first to the concrete! The Professional sets up a table. Briggs: And the Pro's setting up ANOTHER table! The Professional whips Paine into the guardrail. The Professional sets up Paine on the table. Davis: Pro has him set up... The Professional tries to drive Paine through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. Briggs: But Paine blocks the piledriver! Paine knocks The Professional into the ringpost. Paine sets up The Professional on the table. Davis: And he sets the Pro up on his own table! Briggs: Paine going up to the apron! Paine executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Briggs: Elbowdrop off the ring apron, and the table didn't give! The Professional jus tgot flattened! The crowd is wildly cheering Paine with only a few scattered boos audible. Paine whips The Professional into the guardrail. Paine uses a German suplex on The Professional. Davis: German suplex by Paine, and he holds on for another! Paine hits a German suplex on The Professional. Briggs: He hits it! Rolling German suplexes on the exposed concrete floor! Davis: This is sheer brutality! These two men are tearing each other apart! Paine sets up The Professional on the table. Paine executes a belly-to-back suplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Davis: Backdrop suplex through the table! The Professional's neck sustains even more damage, as his head and shoulders go through the table and hit the concrete floor! Paine doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Paine executes a power bomb on The Professional. Briggs: And Paine powerbombs him on the wreckage of the table! That's it! It has to be! Paine throws The Professional back into the ring. Davis: Paine is thinking the same thing! Lateral press...he hooks the leg... Paine is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Davis: But it's not enough! The Professional kicked out! A suplex through the table, a powerbomb on the concrete, and The Professional kicked out! Paine takes The Professional down with a jumping DDT. Paine executes a neckbreaker on The Professional. Briggs: Paine throwing everything he's got left at The Professional! Paine whips The Professional into the ropes. The Professional uses a backspin DDT on Paine. Davis: Backspin DDT! Paine never saw it coming! The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Professional. The Professional takes Paine down with a European uppercut. The Professional takes Paine down with a double-arm DDT. Briggs: Double-arm DDT, right in the center of the ring! The Pro covers... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Davis: And Paine kicks out! The cheers for The Professional are drowning out the boos. The Professional executes an armbar takedown on Paine. The Professional whips Paine into the ropes. Briggs: Paine shot into the ropes... Paine hits The Professional with a clothesline. The Professional falls out of the ring. Davis: But he comes back with a Cactus clothesline! Both men sent out to the floor! Paine takes The Professional down with a neck snap. Paine sets up a table. Briggs: Paine setting up yet another table! Paine sets up The Professional on the table. Paine goes for a DDT, but The Professional blocks it. Davis: The Pro blocks the DDT! The crowd is wildly cheering The Professional with only a few scattered boos audible. Paine hits The Professional with a fisherman buster. Briggs: Fisherman buster on the CONCRETE! The Professional will NOT get up from that! Nobody could! Paine takes The Professional down with a belly-to-back suplex. Davis: This is unnecessary! The match is OVER! All Paine needs to do is get him into the ring! Briggs: This isn't just about winning for Paine! He wants to hurt The Professional! He wants to hurt Bastards Incorporated! Paine knocks The Professional into the ringpost. Paine throws The Professional back into the ring. Davis: Paine, thankfully, going to put an end to this! Take a good look at the new SFWL World Heavyweight champion, folks! Paine is going for the cover. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...in the ropes. Davis: How?! How did he do it!? The Professional somehow managed to find the strength to get that boot up! The Professional got a foot on the ropes! The Professional broke the count! Briggs: But what else is he going to be able to do!? He's got nothing left! Paine goes for a legdrop, but The Professional rolls out of the way. Briggs: Paine missed the legdrop! The Professional leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Davis: And the Pro's got a chair! The Professional whips Paine into the ropes. The Professional hits Paine with the chair. Briggs: Chairshot right to the head! Paine is bleeding like a faucet. The Professional hits Paine with the chair. Davis: And another! He covers... The Professional is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Briggs: The Pro just doesn't have enough strength left to hold Paine's shoulders on the mat! The Professional goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Paine blocks it. Paine goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The Professional counters it with a small package. Davis: The Pro rolls him up! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: And he almost got him! The Pro was within a tenth of a second - or LESS - of retaining that belt! The Professional hits him with the chair. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The Professional nails Paine with a Cradle DDT. Davis: Cradle DDT! Pro hits the cradle DDT! Briggs: He goes right to the lateral press... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: But it's still not enough! He still only got two! The Professional whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Briggs: Paine sent hard into the turnbuckle! The Professional sets up the chair. Davis: The Pro setting that chair up... The Professional goes for the Professional Courtesy, but Paine counters it with a snap suplex. Briggs: NO! Paine countered the Professional Courtesy! He suplexed The Professional right onto his own chair! Davis: If The Professional had hit that, there is NO question this match would have been over! None! The crowd is wildly cheering Paine with only a few scattered boos audible. The Professional tosses Paine out of the ring. The Professional slides out of the ring. The Professional whips Paine into the guardrail. The Professional is handed a road sign. The Professional tries to hit Paine with the road sign but he ducks out of the way. Paine snatches the roadside from The Professional Paine ties to hit Paine with the road sign but he ducks out of the way. The Professional snatches the road sign from Paine The Professional hits Paine with the Road sign The Professional hits Paine with the Road sign again. Paine is out Cold. Davis: What a shot by The Pro, Paine is down and looks to be out!! The Professional picks up Paine and tosses him into the ring. Marucs Damion and Arioc come running down to ringside. Marcus Damion hits a super kick on The Professional Arioc tosses The Professional back into the ring. Arioc stomps on The Professional Davis: I knew it wouldn't last...There was no way this match would go the distance without the rest of the Faces of Death interfering. Marcus Damion slides into the ring. Marcus Damion begins to stomp on The Professional Arioc picks up The Professional Arioc sets up The Professional for the Last Rites Fyve and CHR come charging from the back. Fyve and CHR slide into the ring. Arioc drops the Professional and begins to trade punches with CHR Fyve hits Marcus Damion with a spear. Davis: The Cult of Personality have escaped the boiler room!! Fyve tosses Marcus Damin out of the ring. Arioc tosses CHR out of the Ring. Fyve whips Marcus Damion into the guardrail. Fyve charges at Marcus Damion with a clothesline, but Marcus Damion backdrops Fyve into the crowd. Davis: Fyve just got sent into the front row!! Marcus Damion climbs over the guardrail. Marcus Damion whips Fyve into the guardrail Marcus Damion punches Fyve Arioc tosses CHR over the guardrail CHR and Arioc are battling in the Crowd. CHR punches Arioc CHR kicks Arioc Arioc punches CHR Marcus Damin and Fyve are no longer in sight CHR tries to escape through the crowd. Arioc and CHR are no longer in sight. Davis: The Cult of Personality and Marcus Damion and Arioc are fighting it out all over the arena!! The Professional and Paine are still down in the ring. The Professional begins to stir. Paine begins to stir. The Professional is on his feet. The Professional punches Paine The Professional hits a DDT on Paine The Professional goes for the cover. The Referee counts: One, Two, Thr...Kickout Davis: Paine barely able to kick out on that one! The Professional whips Paine into the ropes The Professional goes for a clothesline but Paine ducks out of the way Paine hits The Professional with a flying lariat. Paine executes a suplex on The Professional. Paine whips The Professional into the ropes Paine hits The Professional with a clothesline. Paine locks on a boston crab. The Grimm Reaper appears on the Entrance Ramp. The Grimm Reaper begins to make his way down to ringside. Davis: It's the Grimm Reaper!! Briggs: What's he doing out here!! Davis: I'd say he's coming for some payback on Paine! The Professional is trying to break the hold Paine sees The Grimm Reaper Paine lets go after 15 seconds. The Grimm Reaper slides into the ring. Paine and The Grimm Reaper are nose to nose Paine and The Grimm Reaper are exchanging some words. The Professional is trying to get to his feet. Davis: Reaper and Paine are about to fight it out in there!! The Professional is on his feet. The Grimm Reaper and Paine are exchanging some words. The Grimm Reaper takes a step back. The Grimm Reaper turns around and grabs The Professional by the Neck. Davis: What the BLUE HELL is REAPER DOING???!!?? The Grimm Reaper executes a choke slam on The Professional. Paine is laughing in the ring. The Grimm Reaper picks up The Professional The Grimm Reaper executes The Dead Man's End on The Professional The Grimm Reaper steps back. Paine goes for the Cover. The Grimm Reaper forces Bob Leardi to count. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, three. The winner is Paine. Time of match: 0:18:08 The Referee hands Paine the Title Belt. Paine holds the SFWL World Championship high over his head. The Grimm Reaper comes up from behind Paine. Paine turns around and stands face to face with the Grimm Reaper Reaper smiles and sticks out his hand. Paine and the Grimm Reaper shake hands. They are being booed out of the building. Paine turns around and climbs up on the turnbuckle holding the SFWL Title Belt High over his head. Numerous fans are using him for target practice. Briggs: What a match! What a show! This was one for the record books, folks - I can't remember the last time we've had a main event like that! These two men gave it everything they had, and THEN some, and Paine came out on top! Paine is the new SFWL World Heavyweight champion! Davis: And now, folks, we are completely out of time! So, on behalf of myself, "Big" Paul Briggs, and all our broadcast colleagues, thank you, and we'll see you next week! (The scene cuts to copyright information, then to black.)