The scene opens with a black-and-white newsreel-style shot of an airborne B-52 bomber. "Maybe" by The Ink Spots plays softly in the background as the bomber sails through the air. After a few minutes, the bomb bay doors suddenly open, dozens of massive bombs tumble out, and "Maybe" is replaced with "A Shogun Named Marcus" by Clutch, blaring at full volume. The scene begins strobing rapidly between shots of falling bombs, giant letters, and SFWL wrestlers. True North walk down the entrance ramp. *S* Paine stands, cackling, in front of a buring building. *F* Rebirth celebrate with the tag team titles. *W* The Professional, Kato and The Mexican Jumping Beans harass Dawg Fatha. *L* Jason Chadborne executes a Shooting Star Press. *BOMBS* Mike Torment runs down the aisle, brandishing a steel chair. *AWAY* Steve Fella swings his Singapore cane directly at the camera. *2000* Arioc throws his head back and screams, as the scene cuts to a shot of the bombs making contact with the ground and exploding en masse. The scene fades from the explosions to a shot of the SFWL Bombs Away logo, then to an interior shot of The Pit in Albequerque, New Mexico, which is packed to capacity. The entire crowd is on their feet as the camera pans around the arena and eventually comes to a stop at the ringside area, where the SFWL's Canadian Broadcasting Team, Del Davis and "Big" Paul Briggs, are seated. Davis: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to SFWL Bombs Away 2000! Briggs: We are LIVE at The Pit in Albequerque, New Mexico, and this capacity crowd is on their feet in anticipation of the action to come! Davis: And they will NOT be disappointed! EVERY SFWL title will be on the line tonight...including the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, which Arioc will defend against "Suicide" Steve Fella in tonight's main event! Briggs: It's Steve Fella who lost that title to Arioc in the first place, and tonight he's got his chance for revenge! But, considering the number of enemies he has in this federation, will he be able to take it? Davis: If there's one man who's FAMOUS for overcoming impossible odds, it's Steve Fella! Of course, he's NEVER come up against odds QUITE so impossible as the monster Arioc! Briggs: We'll also see the Intercontinental title defended, as Mike Torment puts the strap up against either Tirok Siban or Barret McDougal! Who gets the title shot will be decided in a match between the two earlier on the card! Davis: This is a VERY important night for both Barret McDougal and Tirok Siban! Not only will they finally settle their long-standing rivalry, a rivalry which has existed ever since the breakup of their tag team The Bounty Hunters, but one of them will get a chance to wear the Intercontinental gold! As well, the World Tag Team titles will be put on the line, as reigning champs Rebirth defend against former champions True North! Briggs: True North want those titles more than anything in the world...other than maybe a box of donuts...but so far, Rebirth have defeated all comers! Will True North just be another notch in their guns, or do they have what it takes to topple the champions? Davis: Speaking of True North, charter member Jason Chadborne will be defending his Cruiserweight title tonight when he faces "Furious" Farah Farouki...in a ladder match! Briggs: Chadborne and Farouki are both outstanding young athletes, and two of the best pure workers in the SFWL! This ladder match is really going to give them the chance to shine! Davis: And, whoever can outshine the other will go home with the Cruiserweight belt! Briggs: Paine will be defending the Extreme title tonight as well, as he faces Jay Money in a simple, yet brutal contest - a Texas Deathmatch! Not only does the winner have to pin his opponent or make him submit, but said opponent must also remain down for a ten-count! Davis: And, considering what unbelievably tough competitors Paine and Jay Money are, that match could well go all night! There are also numerous matches where no titles are on the line, but respect and honor are! Briggs: Nowhere is this more evident than in the Respect Match between two of the top contenders for the Cruiserweight title, Azrael and Kamikaze! Both men are former champions, and it's obvious that they could both be future champions as well! Davis: But the deck has been stacked against Kamikaze in this particular contest - it will be refereed by none other than Azrael's personal bodyguard, Daius! Briggs: And the war between Bastards Incorporated and The Dawgs of Destruction will continue on two fronts tonight, as the DoD face off with the Bastards in a Survivor Rules eight-man tag match, AND The Dawg Fatha takes on The Professional one-on-one in a steel cage deathmatch! Davis: And don't forget the long-awaited rematch between Lilith and Kate "Sascha" Elliot - that will also happen here in Albequerque tonight! Briggs: Catfight! CATFIIIIGHT! Davis: Hardly. These two pride themselves on being able to upstage the men of the SFWL in terms of in-ring ability and knowledge...and, well, they've already done it once before! Briggs: And now, let's go to our first match! Five and Wayne Reid are scheduled to face each other in a match that has only EVER been wrestled once before - a King of the Road match! Davis: Five and Reid will fight in the back of a MOVING flatbed truck, as it travels at fifty-five miles an hour down the backroads of Albequerque! And there are NO pinfalls, NO submissions, and NO countouts in this match - the only way to win it is to make it to the front of the flatbed and blow the horn up on the wall! Briggs: I don't think THIS is what Roger Miller had in mind when he wrote King of the Road! Davis: We've got a camera truck in hot pursuit of that flatbed, and we, along with the fans in attendance here tonight and the worldwide audience of millions, will be watching the action, as it happens, on the Jumbotron! And now, let's get to the match! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-King of The Road match. They begin brawling at the back of the flatbed. Briggs: Five and Wayne Reid have their work cut out for them - they're trying to outdo The Blacktop Bully and Dustin Rhodes! Wayne Reid takes him down with a bodyslam. Wayne Reid goes for a legdrop, but Five rolls out of the way. Briggs: Five narrowly evades the big leg drop! They begin brawling in the middle of the flatbed. Wayne Reid nails him with a camel clutch. Five gets out of the hold after 2 seconds. Wayne Reid goes for a bodyslam, but Five counters with an elbowsmash. Five goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Wayne Reid counters with a facerake. Briggs: Facerake! It's over! Davis: Wrong King of the Road match, Paul. Wayne Reid executes a camel clutch. Five breaks the hold after 5 seconds. They begin brawling at the front of the flatbed. Wayne Reid misses a reverse neckbreaker. Five finds a haybale. Five hits Wayne Reid with the haybale. Davis: Five the first one to make use of the many weapons on that flatbed, nailing Wayne Reid with a blae of hay! Five goes for a snap suplex, but Wayne Reid counters with a vertical suplex. Wayne Reid executes a splash. Briggs: Reid with a big splash! Wayne Reid insults the crowd. Wayne Reid nails him with a sleeperhold. Davis: And he follows it up with the sleeperhold! Five gets out of the hold after 2 seconds. Briggs: But Five quickly escapes! Inexplicably, it instantly turns to night. A few seconds later, it appears to be daylight again. Wayne Reid goes for a side headlock, but Five throws him off. Five tries to reach the horn. Davis: Five looking for the victory! Five is halfway there. Wayne Reid pulls him back. Briggs: But Wayne Reid hauls him back by the tights! Wayne Reid goes for a side headlock, but Five counters with a back suplex. Five goes for a piledriver, but Wayne Reid counters with a backdrop. Wayne Reid takes him down with an avalanche. Wayne Reid takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker. Wayne Reid takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex. Wayne Reid takes him down with a DDT. Davis: A devastating series of maneuvers by Wayne Reid! Wayne Reid signals for the Tenta Special. Briggs: And now he's calling for the Tenta Special! Wayne Reid goes for the Tenta Special, but Five rolls out of the way. Davis: But Five rolled out of the way! There's a VERY good chance that Wayne Reid just bruised...or possibly even BROKE...his tailbone! Five finds a haybale. Five hits Wayne Reid with the haybale. Briggs: Five lays Wayne Reid out with another haybale! Five takes him down with a flying clothesline. Five takes him down with a lariat. Five executes an elbowdrop. Wayne Reid's shirt inexplicably disappears, only to reappear a few seconds later. Briggs: AAAARGH! Just when I was starting to forget that match The Sandman wrestled shirtless! They begin brawling in the middle of the flatbed. Five executes an armbreaker. They begin brawling at the front of the flatbed. Five executes an elbowdrop. Five takes him down with a snap suplex. Five nails him with a low blow. Five grabs a bucket of water. Five hits Wayne Reid with the bucket of water. Davis: Five tattooing Wayne Reid with that bucket, and drenching him in the process! Five goes for an armbreaker, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid takes him down with a DDT. Wayne Reid tries to reach the horn. Briggs: Wayne Reid going for that horn! Five pulls him back. Davis: But Five isn't out yet! Five goes for a back suplex, but Wayne Reid counters with a bulldog. Wayne Reid goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Five counters with a bulldog. Five and Wayne Reid seem to be having some difficulty moving around on the flatbed. Briggs: Five and Wayne Reid both having some trouble keeping an offense together on the back of that moving truck! Davis: It's travelling at fifty-five miles an hour! That's a big change from an entirely stationary ring! Five goes for an atomic drop, but Wayne Reid counters with a facerake. Wayne Reid takes him down with a piledriver. Wayne Reid takes him down with a hiptoss. Wayne Reid grabs a bullrope from the wall. Davis: Wayne Reid pulling a bullrope down from that slat wall! Wayne Reid whips Five with the bullrope. Briggs: And giving Five a country whippin'! Wayne Reid goes for a hiptoss, but Five counters with a lariat. Five goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Wayne Reid counters with a crucifix. Wayne Reid goes for a low blow, but Five blocks it. Five nails him with an atomic drop. Five tries to reach the horn. Davis: Five making another attempt to reach that horn! Wayne Reid lays him out with a haybale. Briggs: But Wayne Reid flattens him with a well-aimed bale of hay! Wayne Reid executes an eye gouge. Five tosses Wayne Reid toward the back of the flatbed. They begin brawling at the back of the flatbed. Davis: Wayne Reid and Five fighting dangerously close to the back of that flatbed! Five and Wayne Reid seem to be having a lot of trouble moving around on the flatbed. Briggs: And both of them look to be in danger of losing their footing and falling to the road below! Five nails him with a punch. They begin brawling in the middle of the flatbed. They begin brawling at the front of the flatbed. Five goes for a low blow, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid takes him down with a short lariat. Wayne Reid insults the crowd. Wayne Reid finds a gas can. Davis: Wayne Reid has found another weapon, this time a gas can! Wayne Reid hits Five with the gas can. Briggs: And he nails Five with it! Wayne Reid takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Wayne Reid insults the crowd. Wayne Reid takes him down with a snap mare. Five goes for a back suplex, but Wayne Reid counters with a bulldog. Wayne Reid nails him with an eye gouge. Wayne Reid grabs a handful of hay. Wayne Reid throws the handful of hay at Five. Briggs: Wayne Reid assaulting Five with...a handful of loose hay...uh... Davis: That hay can be VERY irritating on the skin! Five misses a guillotine choke. Wayne Reid tries to reach the horn. Five pulls him back. Davis: Five preventing Wayne Reid from getting anywhere near that horn! Five grabs a handful of hay. Five throws the handful of hay at Wayne Reid. Briggs: Now it's Five throwing that loose hay with reckless abandon! Five takes him down with a backbreaker. Five goes for an airplane spin, but Wayne Reid counters with a facerake. Five signals for the High Five. Davis: Five calling for the High Five... Five executes the High Five. Briggs: And he hits it! Reid is OUT! All Five has to do now is blow the horn! Five tries to reach the horn. Five is halfway there. Five is within grabbing distance. Wayne Reid pulls him back. Davis: Reid somehow finds enough to make one last dive, and it pays off! he caught Five by the ankle! Wayne Reid tries to reach the horn. Briggs: And now Reid's going for the horn! Wayne Reid is halfway there. Wayne Reid is within grabbing distance. Wayne Reid dives for the horn, but misses. Davis: But he missed it! Wayne Reid was INCHES away from victory, and he MISSED the horn! Five takes him down with a back suplex. Wayne Reid finds a gas can. Wayne Reid hits Five with the gas can. Briggs: Wayne Reid once again taking it to Five with that gas can! Wayne Reid executes a side headlock. Five breaks the hold after 1 second. Wayne Reid nails him with a football tackle. Five misses a guillotine choke. Wayne Reid executes a chokehold. Davis: Wayne Reid choking Five out! Briggs: Five doesn't look to have much fight left in him! Five gets out of the hold after 23 seconds. Davis: And he'll have even less after being choked for nearly half a minute! Wayne Reid misses a roundhouse right. Five takes him down with a piledriver. Five misses a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Briggs: Five unable to pick Wayne Reid up! Wayne Reid takes him down with a DDT. Wayne Reid executes a legdrop. Wayne Reid and Five seem to be having some difficulty moving around on the flatbed. Davis: Wayne Reid and Five still can't quite get their footing! Wayne Reid goes for a football tackle, but Five counters with a kick to the head. Briggs: Wayne Reid charged right into Five's boot! Five goes for an atomic drop, but Wayne Reid counters with a facerake. Wayne Reid takes him down with a stun gun. Wayne Reid finds a haybale. Wayne Reid throws the haybale at Five, but misses. Davis: Wayne Reid off the mark that time! Wayne Reid takes him down with a lariat. Wayne Reid takes him down with a stun gun. Wayne Reid whips Five into a haybale. Wayne Reid takes him down with a piledriver. Wayne Reid takes him down with a lariat. Five executes a low blow. Wayne Reid tries to reach the horn. Briggs: Reid going for the horn! Five lays him out with a haybale. Davis: But he's levelled from behind with a haybale! Five takes him down with a lariat. Five executes an elbowdrop. Five misses a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Briggs: Five still unable to pick Reid up in that fireman's carry! Wayne Reid whips Five into a haybale. Davis: And Reid makes him pay, sending him backfirst into a haybale! Wayne Reid misses a stun gun. Five executes an elbowdrop. Five executes a low blow. Five signals for the High Five. Briggs: Five looking to hit the High Five for a second time! Five goes for the High Five, but Wayne Reid counters with a backdrop. Davis: But Wayne Reid counters it with a back body drop! Inexplicably, it instantly turns to night. A few seconds later, it appears to be daylight again. Wayne Reid takes him down with a powerslam. Five finds a fencepost. Five hits Wayne Reid with the fencepost. Briggs: What a shot! Five just DRILLED Wayne Reid right in the face with that fencepost! Wayne Reid is bleeding like a faucet...and considering other career options. Five appears to be bleeding out of sympathy. Davis: And BOTH men are busted open! Briggs: Hope you've got bus fare home, guys! They begin brawling at the back of the flatbed. Wayne Reid nails him with a camel clutch. Five gets out of the hold after 9 seconds. They begin brawling in the middle of the flatbed. Wayne Reid takes him down with an avalanche. They begin brawling at the back of the flatbed. Briggs: They've made their way back to the back of the flatbed! Wayne Reid goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Five counters with an elbowsmash. Five tries to throw Wayne Reid off the back of the flatbed, but he can't do it. Davis: And Five nearly threw Wayne Reid off! Briggs: Reid was lucky! He was able to square his weight up, and Five couldn't throw him off the truck! Davis: That's a testament to how badly Five wants this victory! He was willing to throw another human being off the back of a moving truck to get it! They begin brawling in the middle of the flatbed. They begin brawling at the front of the flatbed. Briggs: Wayne Reid and Five honoring the King of the Road Match tradition of aimlessly walking around! Wayne Reid takes him down with a lariat. Wayne Reid executes a splash. Wayne Reid insults the crowd. Wayne Reid nails him with a roundhouse right. Wayne Reid takes him down with a hiptoss. Wayne Reid finds a haybale. Davis: Reid's got another haybale! Wayne Reid hits Five with the haybale. Briggs: And he slams it down onto the back of Five! Wayne Reid executes a splash. Wayne Reid takes him down with a piledriver. Wayne Reid goes for a hammerlock, but Five reverses the move. Davis: Five reverses the hammerlock attempt! Five executes a Death Valley Driver. Briggs: And he takes Reid down with a DVD! Five tries to reach the horn. Davis: He's going for the horn! This could be it! Five is halfway there. Wayne Reid pulls him back. Briggs: No! Reid pulls him back! Wayne Reid executes a headlock takedown. Wayne Reid insults the crowd. Wayne Reid executes a legdrop. Wayne Reid executes a hammerlock. Wayne Reid takes him down with a lariat. Wayne Reid takes him down with a powerslam. Wayne Reid takes him down with a powerslam. Wayne Reid takes him down with a powerslam. Davis: THREE consecutive powerslams! Five has NOTHING left! Wayne Reid takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Wayne Reid takes him down with an avalanche. Briggs: And Reid just CRUSHED him with an avalanche against those haybales! Wayne Reid nails him with a football tackle. Wayne Reid nails him with a kick to the midsection. Wayne Reid tries to reach the horn. Davis: Wayne Reid sees a chance to end this match! Five pulls him back. Briggs: But Five's back on his feet, and he knocks Reid down! Five takes him down with a power bomb. Five goes for a sidewalk slam, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid nails him with a European uppercut. Wayne Reid executes a low blow. Wayne Reid takes him down with a hiptoss. Five executes a low blow. Davis: Five hits a low blow from his back! Five signals for the High Five. Briggs: He's back up, and calling for the High Five! Five executes the High Five. Davis: And he hits it! He hit the High Five again! Five goes for an elbowdrop, but Wayne Reid rolls out of the way. Briggs: But Five tried to follow up on Reid instead of going for the horn, and it cost him! Wayne Reid executes a European uppercut. Wayne Reid executes a low blow. Wayne Reid takes him down with a snap mare. Wayne Reid insults the crowd. Wayne Reid grabs a fencepost. Davis: Reid's got that fencepost! Wayne Reid hits Five with the fencepost. Briggs: And he nails Five in the small of the back with it! Wayne Reid throws Five headfirst through a stack of haybales. The stack of haybales falls onto Five, burying him. Davis: Five buried underneath those haybales! Wayne Reid's got a clear path to the horn! Wayne Reid tries to reach the horn. Wayne Reid abruptly turns around. Briggs: What's he doing!? He had this match WON! Wayne Reid finds a crate. Wayne Reid sets Five up on the crate. Wayne Reid climbs onto a stack of haybales. Wayne Reid looks directly into the camera. Wayne Reid: S-F'N-W-L! Davis: This kind of stunt has NEVER gone well for Reid...why is he trying it again! Wayne Reid leaps off the stack of haybales with a flying splash. Wayne Reid falls well short of Five, landing face-first amid the hay on the flatbed. Briggs: Wayne Reid missed! He missed the big splash, and he knocked himself out cold! Five is trying to shake the cobwebs. Five is beginning to come around. Davis: And now Five's getting up! Wayne Reid had this match all but won, and he threw it away! Wayne Reid is starting to move, albeit barely. Five tries to reach the horn. Wayne Reid struggles to his feet. Five is halfway there. Wayne Reid is right behind him. Briggs: Five is almost to the horn, but Reid's right there behind him! Five is within grabbing distance. Wayne Reid grabs Five. They grapple. Five takes Wayne Reid down with an eyerake. Wayne Reid is on his knees. Davis: A rake of the eyes drops Wayne Reid to his knees! Briggs: See...I TOLD you! A bus cuts the truck off, causing it to stop suddenly. Five is shunted into the front wall. Wayne Reid falls forward, inadvertently catching his head in the loop of the horn cord. Wayne Reid blows the horn. Briggs: What the hell?! Davis: Wayne Reid's head got caught in the horn cord as he fell! He just won the match WHILE out cold! Briggs: Reid doesn't even KNOW what just happened! The winner is Wayne Reid. Time of match: 0:13:55 After nearly a minute, Wayne Reid realizes what has just happened. Wayne Reid slowly and groggily stands up on a haybale, with his arms raised over his head. Wayne Reid: I'm King of the Road, baby! I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore! I'M HARDCORE! The truck changes lanes, causing Wayne Reid to fall from the haybale and land flat on his ass. Briggs: (laughing) And now Reid's out cold AGAIN! Davis: Well...that truck's on it's way back to the arena. Five, and possibly Wayne Reid as well, depending on the decision True North makes, are scheduled to wrestle again later tonight! Although I don't know if they're in any condition to after that match! Briggs: I guess we'll find out as the evening progresses. For now, it's time to send this show back over to our counterparts at the American broadcast table! Tait: Good evening everyone! What a great time we have already seen tonight. My name is "Big" Tait MacAdams, and joining me is my lone time indy commentator, Scottie Leighton. Scotty: It feels good to be in New Mexico tonight. The electricity is in the air, and the fans are pumped up. Tait: Now that you know who we are, let's get to the action! Scotty: WWF ladies, move over. We have two of the finest ladies here in action. Tait: So sit right back, unfasten your belt, and get ready for a war as Lilith goes one on one with Kate. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Led to the ring by Brian Bowers... Weighing in at 128 pounds... Kate Elliot Tait: Kate is one FINE looking specimen. I'd hate to see that face get messed up. Scottie: I know your concern. Up next is the SFWL's version of LunaVachon....LILITH. Tait: You're a big Lilith fan, aren't you? Scottie: How could you tell? Her opponent... Led to the ring by Gabriel... Weighing in at 121 pounds... Lilith They lock up. Lilith uses a low blow on Kate Elliot. Scottie: I often wonder if a low blow has the same effect on a woman as it does on a man? Tait: You'd have to ask Micheal Jackson that question. Lilith hits a reverse neckbreaker on Kate Elliot. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Lilith. Lilith goes for a heart punch, but Kate Elliot blocks it. Kate Elliot hits a lariat on Lilith. A portion of the crowd is booing Kate Elliot. Tait: The Professional is not even here yet, and his portion is already gearing up. Listen to them. Scottie: The only reason they're booing Kate is because Lilith is one tough cookie. They're probably scared of her. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the ropes, but Lilith reverses it. Gabriel pulls down the top rope. Tait: And now Gabriel is doing a woman's job. Scottie: I've heard that he cooks a pretty mean omelette too. Lilith jumps onto her with a plancha. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lilith executes an Aztecan suplex on Kate Elliot. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with an elbowdrop. Lilith hits Kate Elliot with a flying elbowdrop. Lilith lounges on the top turnbuckle. The cheers for Lilith are drowning out the boos. Lilith executes a frog splash on Kate Elliot. Scottie: It's the white female version of Val Venis. MONEY SHOT! Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with a moonsault. Gabriel comes from behind and distracts Kate Elliot. Gabriel comes from behind and distracts Kate Elliot. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with a series of stomps. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith throws Kate Elliot back into the ring. Lilith uses the cross-face chicken wing on Kate Elliot. Scottie: Now she's Bob Backlund. This girl has more wrestling impersnations than Jason Sensation. Tait: What ever happened to that guy? Scottie: I heard he works at some drive thru. Lilith nails Kate Elliot with a backward kick. Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with a sitdown faceslam. The cheers for Lilith are drowning out the boos. Lilith puts Kate Elliot in the STF. Kate Elliot is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kate Elliot reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Tait: And Kate escapes the excrutiating STF that was applied by Lillith. Scottie: Getting a little "Schavoni-esuqe" aren't we? Lilith throws Kate Elliot out of the ring. Lilith goes through the ropes. Lilith grabs a chair. Lilith sets up the chair. Lilith uses Tommikazi onto the chair on Kate Elliot. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith whips Kate Elliot into the guardrail. Lilith nails Kate Elliot with a flying kneedrop. Kate Elliot is busted wide open. Tait: DAMN! After all that plastic surgery, you think Kate would have something to block that move. MY GOD,look at all the blood. Scottie: Well, with her nose all flattened, she'll have to have some more work done. Lilith knocks Kate Elliot into the ringsteps. Lilith hits a standing moonsault on Kate Elliot. Lilith hits Kate Elliot with a somersault senton. Lilith executes a low blow on Kate Elliot. Lilith throws Kate Elliot back into the ring. Lilith kicks Kate Elliot. Lilith kicks Kate Elliot. Lilith punches Kate Elliot. Lilith runs into the ropes. Lilith hits Kate Elliot with an elbow. Lilith executes a sitdown faceslam on Kate Elliot. Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with a series of stomps. Scottie: Lillith is all over her like a fat kid on a candy bar. Tait: On behalf of myself, and the entire SFWL crew, I apologize to all the big boned children around the world. Scottie: What? What did I say? Lilith goes for a double armbar submission, but Kate Elliot blocks it. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the ropes. Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with a short lariat. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Scottie: Only a two count. Kate Elliot nails Lilith with a double underhook faceslam. Kate Elliot puts Lilith in a bow-and-arrow submission. Lilith reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kate Elliot catches Lilith in a bow-and-arrow submission. Lilith reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the ropes. Brian Bowers trips Lilith. Tait: That's the first time that Bowers has been involved in the match. Scottie: I think he's afraid that Lillith would kick his ass. Kate Elliot whips Lilith into the turnbuckle, but Lilith reverses it. Lilith runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Kate Elliot moves out of the way. Kate Elliot goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Lilith counters it with a backdrop. Brian Bowers tries to interfere, but Gabriel prevents him from doing so. Tait: Bowers and Gabriel are exchanging some heated words. Scottie: And I don't think it's about baking cookies either. Lilith gets a kneelock submission on Kate Elliot. Kate Elliot is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kate Elliot reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Tait: Another submission hold broken by Kate. She may just win this one. Scottie: And the Beans may just take over the SFWL...PLEASE! Lilith goes for the Reverse Gory Special Bomb, but Kate Elliot blocks it. Heath Ericson threatens Kate Elliot with disqualification. Kate Elliot nails Lilith with a running neckbreaker drop. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tait: Kate's on the offensive. Kate Elliot hits Lilith with a koppo kick. Kate Elliot is starting to get more cheers than boos. Kate Elliot goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Lilith blocks it. Lilith executes a reverse neckbreaker on Kate Elliot. Scottie: Rude Awakening!!! Lillith just did the Rude Awakening! Lilith takes Kate Elliot down with a Dandina Cradle. Tait: Cradle, this one looks like it's finished! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Tait: Lillith has just won the match. And listen to the crowd. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The winner is Lilith. Time of match: 0:08:32 Tait: And people say there is no place for women in wrestling. Move over Chyna because we have crowned a NEW first lady of wrestling, and her name is Lillith. Scottie: Well fought match by both, but Lillith had the balls and determination to win! Tait: Balls? Well...Next up is the match up between the Professional and the Dawg Fatha. This battle has been going on for quite a while. Scottie: That's right. The new found member of Bastards Inc. is in for a handful here tonight. Tait: With all that said, let's go to the action. This contest is a cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match with death match Introducing first... Hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina... Weighing in at 235 pounds... The Professional His opponent... Led to the ring by Lil' Dawg... Hailing from The Dawg Pound... Weighing in at 445 pounds... "The Big Dog" The Dawg Fatha They lock up. The Dawg Fatha executes a double underhook piledriver on The Professional.. The Professional begs off. Tait: You don't see the Pro begging off very often. Scottie: I know. Maybe it was trait that he picked up while he was teamed up with the Rabbit. The Dawg Fatha goes for a spear, but The Professional side-steps and The Dawg Fatha only hits air. The Professional grinds The Dawg Fatha's face across the cage. The Dawg Fatha is busted wide open. Scottie: Like cheese through a grater, so is the face of the Dawg Fatha. The Professional uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on The Dawg Fatha. Tim Rice counts: One, shoulder up. Tait: Not even close. Why do they do that anyway? Scottie: Umm, I don't know. Maybe he wanted to WIN...dumbass. The Professional gives him a DDT, but The Dawg Fatha only stares at him. The Dawg Fatha nails The Professional with a flying bulldog. The Dawg Fatha seemingly enjoys the boos. The Professional begs off. Tait: He's begging again. The Dawg Fatha is bleeding profusely. The Dawg Fatha hits a sidewalk slam on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha takes The Professional down with a double underhook piledriver. The Dawg Fatha is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Dawg Fatha takes The Professional down with a double underhook piledriver. Tait: Back to back piledrivers. The Pro's neck must be feeling the impact of those blows. Scottie: Speaking of neck, what's the bruise on yours? Get lucky last night? Tait: None of your buisness. Just watch the match! The Dawg Fatha is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Dawg Fatha hits a swinging bulldog on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Dawg Fatha nails The Professional with a spear. The Dawg Fatha goes for a handspring elbow, but The Professional counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Scottie: The Dawg Fatha's all over him like a lesbian on Ellen. Tait: Now that's an image to have burned into your brain. Scottie: I happen to think that Ellen is a very beautiful person. If I were a lesbian, I'd... Tait: The Pro's climbing the rope. The Professional uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on The Dawg Fatha. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Scottie: Well, he was one steo closer to three. Maybe next time he'll get it. The Professional takes The Dawg Fatha down with a DDT. The Professional goes for the Professional Courtesy, but he can't do it. The Dawg Fatha counters it with a snap suplex. The cheers for The Dawg Fatha are drowning out the boos. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a pumphandle suplex. The Dawg Fatha goes for a flying headbutt, but The Professional rolls out of the way. The Professional is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Scottie: It appears that I was wrong. The Professional uses a legsweep on The Dawg Fatha. The Professional uses an armbar takedown on The Dawg Fatha. The Professional goes for a forearm smash, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha whips The Professional into the turnbuckle. The Dawg Fatha charges into the corner, but The Professional moves out of the way. The Professional chops The Dawg Fatha. Tait: WHOO! A portion of the crowd is booing The Professional. Tait: The Pro's portion seem to be mad at him. Wonder why that is? Scottie: Probably because he can't get the job done. The Professional punches The Dawg Fatha. The Professional takes The Dawg Fatha down with an inverted DDT. The Professional goes for a DDT, but The Dawg Fatha counters it with a backdrop. The Dawg Fatha is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Scottie: Maybe Tim Rice just can't count to three. The Dawg Fatha uses a Northern Lights bomb on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, kickout. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a Northern Lights bomb. The Dawg Fatha goes for a fisherman buster, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional gives him a DDT, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't even care. Tait: Did you see that? The DF just shrugged that DDT off like it was a mosquito bite. The Professional whips The Dawg Fatha into the ropes. The Dawg Fatha executes a backspin DDT on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha runs into the ropes. The Dawg Fatha hits a backspin DDT on The Professional. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The Dawg Fatha uses a kick to the groin on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but The Professional side-steps and The Dawg Fatha only hits air. The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. Scottie: Now the portion is back on his side. The Professional runs into the ropes. The Dawg Fatha misses with a clothesline. The Dawg Fatha goes for a spear, but The Professional side-steps and The Dawg Fatha only hits air. The Professional runs into the ropes. The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Professional begs off. Tait: Third time. I beginning to think that the Pro is a pussy. The Dawg Fatha grinds The Professional's face across the cage. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a handspring elbow. The Dawg Fatha goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but The Professional counters it with an elbowsmash. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a chop. The Dawg Fatha is bleeding profusely. The Professional gives him a backspin DDT, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't even care. Tait: And he shakes off another. Scottie: Do you think that the Undertaker has ANOTHER long lost brother? Tait: Don't you mean "brotha?" The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a backspin DDT. The Professional is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Professional whips The Dawg Fatha into the ropes, but The Dawg Fatha reverses it. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with an elbow. The Professional gives him a dropkick, but The Dawg Fatha only stares at him. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with a dropkick. The Professional whips The Dawg Fatha into the ropes, but The Dawg Fatha reverses it. The Dawg Fatha goes for a spinning power bomb, but The Professional counters it with an enzuilariato. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with a flying elbowdrop. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tait: Another two count. Folks, this building up to be one helluva match. Scottie: Yeah...one helluva LONG match. The Professional executes an armbar takedown on The Dawg Fatha. The Professional goes for a roundhouse right, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha goes for a jumping DDT, but The Professional counters it witha Northern Lights suplex. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Scottie: And another pinning move...blah, blah, blah! The Professional takes The Dawg Fatha down with a backspin DDT. The Professional seemingly enjoys the boos. Tait: I'm beginning to think that he has turned his back on his portion. Scottie: Who cares? I'm about to turn my back on this match. The Professional goes for a European uppercut, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a sidewalk slam. The Dawg Fatha hits a Gorilla Press on The Professional. The Professional begs off. The Dawg Fatha goes for the Rocker Dropper, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional goes for a DDT, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha kicks The Professional. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The Dawg Fatha kicks The Professional. The crowd is wildly cheering The Dawg Fatha with only a few scattered boos audible. Tait: The fans are really loving the DF. Scottie: What's with the DF anwyay? Tait: It's easier to type...I mean, say DF than Dawg Fatha. The Dawg Fatha chops The Professional. The boos are resurfacing again. The Professional kicks The Dawg Fatha. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional. The crowd is wildly cheering The Dawg Fatha with only a few scattered boos audible. The Dawg Fatha kicks The Professional. The Professional kicks The Dawg Fatha. The Professional seemingly enjoys the boos. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha. The Professional is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Professional gives him a legsweep, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't even care. The Professional punches The Dawg Fatha. The Professional kicks The Dawg Fatha. The Professional is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The Professional runs into the ropes. The Professional gives him a backspin DDT, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't budge. The Professional gives him a backspin DDT, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't even care. Scottie: (standing up) HEY PRO! I have some advice for you. The reverse DDT AIN'T workin! TRY SOMETHING ELSE DUMBASS! The Professional rakes The Dawg Fatha's face across the cage. The Professional gives him a roundhouse right, but The Dawg Fatha only stares at him. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a backspin DDT. The Professional seemingly enjoys the boos. Tait: The people of New Mexico really do not like the Pro. Scottie: I can see why. All he knows is DDT's that don't work. Where's he from again? Tait: North Carolina. Scottie: Figures. The Professional executes a legsweep on The Dawg Fatha. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with a Cradle DDT. Tim Rice counts: One, shoulder up. The Professional goes for a kneedrop, but The Dawg Fatha rolls out of the way. The Dawg Fatha whips The Professional into the turnbuckle. The Professional comes back and rocks The Dawg Fatha with an elbow. The Professional takes The Dawg Fatha down with a DDT. The Professional seemingly enjoys the boos. The Professional goes for the Professional Courtesy, but The Dawg Fatha counters it with a vertical suplex. The Dawg Fatha goes for a double underhook piledriver, but The Professional counters it with a backdrop. The Professional grinds The Dawg Fatha's face across the cage. The Professional executes a flying elbowdrop on The Dawg Fatha. Tim Rice counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tait: And he tries and fails once more. The Professional goes for a forearm smash, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha nails The Professional with the Rocker Dropper. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a legsweep. The Professional takes The Dawg Fatha down with an armbar takedown. The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. The Professional runs into the ropes. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a clothesline. The Dawg Fatha whips The Professional into the ropes, but The Professional reverses it. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a kick. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a legsweep. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a chop. The Professional takes The Dawg Fatha down with a knifehand chop. The Professional uses a backspin DDT on The Dawg Fatha. The Professional goes for a forearm smash, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha goes for a handspring elbow, but The Professional side-steps and The Dawg Fatha only hits air. Tait: Sometimes air is the hardest thing to hit. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The Professional goes for the Professional Courtesy, but he can't do it. The Dawg Fatha counters it with a front-layout suplex. The Dawg Fatha goes for an inverted power bomb, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional goes for a forearm smash, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha executes a double underhook piledriver on The Professional.. The Dawg Fatha goes for a Death Valley Driver, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with a dropkick. The Professional uses a roundhouse right on The Dawg Fatha. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with an inverted DDT. Scottie: Enough already. Will he ever learn? The Professional goes for an inverted DDT, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. Scottie: I guess not! The Dawg Fatha nails The Professional with a Northern Lights bomb. The Dawg Fatha executes a jumping DDT on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha goes for a kick to the groin, but The Professional counters it with a legsweep. The Professional runs into the ropes. The Professional misses with a shoulderblock. The Dawg Fatha misses with a kick. The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a backspin DDT. The Dawg Fatha runs into the ropes. The Professional gives him a dropkick, but The Dawg Fatha only stares at him. The Professional chops The Dawg Fatha. Tait: Whoo!!! The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The Professional kicks The Dawg Fatha. The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. The Dawg Fatha punches The Professional. The Dawg Fatha whips The Professional into the ropes. The Dawg Fatha uses a Samoan Drop on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. The Dawg Fatha goes for the Rocker Dropper, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional gives him a dropkick, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't budge. The Professional whips The Dawg Fatha into the ropes, but The Dawg Fatha reverses it. The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but The Professional side-steps and The Dawg Fatha only hits air. The Professional hits a Cradle DDT on The Dawg Fatha. Tim Rice counts: One, two, three. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Tait: With the aid of the portions and portions of the Pro's adoring fans, he has pulled off the first win. Scottie: First? You mean there's more? Tait: Afraid so. The winner is The Professional. Time of match: 0:13:46 They lock up. The Dawg Fatha executes a choke slam on The Professional. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with a Cradle DDT. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Tait: The Pro tries to go for a fast win this time. The Professional runs into the ropes. The Dawg Fatha misses with a kick. The Dawg Fatha hits a Samoan Drop on The Professional. The Professional begs off. Scottie: And here he goes again with the begging. Tait: It could be worse. He could have tried the DDT again. The Dawg Fatha executes a flying bulldog on The Professional. The cheers for The Dawg Fatha are drowning out the boos. The Professional begs off. The Dawg Fatha takes The Professional down with a frog splash. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Tait: Onlu two for the DF. The Dawg Fatha executes a fisherman buster on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha hits a low blow on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha goes for a sidewalk slam, but he can't do it. The Professional goes for the Professional Courtesy, but The Dawg Fatha counters it with a front-layout suplex. The Dawg Fatha kicks The Professional. The Professional kicks The Dawg Fatha. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The Professional kicks The Dawg Fatha. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Scottie: Why are they cheering for him anyway? I think he's a pompous ass. The Dawg Fatha kicks The Professional. The boos are resurfacing again. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional. The boos are resurfacing again. The Dawg Fatha places The Professional on the turnbuckle. The Dawg Fatha nails The Professional with the Dawgy Style. The Dawg Fatha doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. The Dawg Fatha goes for the Dawg Fatha Press, but The Professional counters it with a rana. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. The Professional takes The Dawg Fatha down with a European uppercut. The Professional gives him a legsweep, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't budge. Scottie: He tried a legsweep! It's beats the hell out of the DDT! Didn't work, but... The Professional kicks The Dawg Fatha. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The Dawg Fatha kicks The Professional. The boos are resurfacing again. The Dawg Fatha punches The Professional. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Tait: It looks like the Professional's roadies have turned their back on him once more. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional. The Dawg Fatha executes a pumphandle suplex on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha pounds his chest twice and raises his fist. The crowd is wildly cheering The Dawg Fatha with only a few scattered boos audible. The Dawg Fatha uses a low blow on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha uses a spinebuster slam on The Professional. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Tait: My God, that was close. The Dawg Fatha goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional whips The Dawg Fatha into the turnbuckle. The Professional gives him a roundhouse right, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't budge. The Professional hits a European uppercut on The Dawg Fatha. The Dawg Fatha executes an inverted power bomb on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. The Dawg Fatha executes the Dawg Fatha Press on The Professional. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Tait: Another close call for the DF. He may be on the verge of winning this one. The Dawg Fatha goes for a Death Valley Driver, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional gives him a dropkick, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't budge. The Professional punches The Dawg Fatha. The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. The Professional kicks The Dawg Fatha. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Tait: They love him again Scottie: Blah, blah, blah. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with a roundhouse right. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a choke slam. The crowd is wildly cheering The Dawg Fatha with only a few scattered boos audible. The Dawg Fatha hits a spinebuster slam on The Professional. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. The Professional begs off. The Dawg Fatha is bleeding profusely. Tait: It's a wonder that the DF can still fight considering all the blood he has lost. Scottie: Women bleed for FIVE days and make it. Why can't he go for atleast an hour? The Dawg Fatha takes The Professional down with a full nelson faceslam. The Dawg Fatha locks The Professional in a double armbar submission. The Professional reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Dawg Fatha pounds his chest twice and raises his fist. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The Dawg Fatha whips The Professional into the ropes, but The Professional reverses it. The Professional misses with a kick. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a roundhouse right. The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but The Dawg Fatha counters it witha belly-to-belly suplex. The Dawg Fatha runs into the ropes. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a kick. The Professional grinds The Dawg Fatha's face across the cage. Scottie: All of a sudden I have the urge to get some tomato and hamburger soup. You want some? Tait: You're sick, you know that! The Professional goes for a forearm smash, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha whips The Professional into the ropes. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with a backspin DDT. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with a chop. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha. The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. The Professional chops The Dawg Fatha. The Professional whips The Dawg Fatha into the ropes, but The Dawg Fatha reverses it. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a kick. The Dawg Fatha takes The Professional down with a full nelson faceslam. The Dawg Fatha goes for a double armbar submission, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional goes for a forearm smash, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Professional executes a low blow. The Professional acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. He goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, three. The Professional is starting to get more cheers than boos. Tait: And that's win number two. One more, and this little battle is over? Scottie: WHAT? One more? Good Lord, will the madness ever stop? The winner is The Professional. Time of match: 0:19:38 They lock up. The Professional gives him a roundhouse right, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't even care. The Professional whips The Dawg Fatha into the ropes. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a shoulderblock. The Dawg Fatha takes The Professional down with a sidewalk slam. The Dawg Fatha rakes The Professional's face across the cage. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a frog splash. Tim Rice counts: One, two, kickout. Tait: And the Dawg Fatha tried to take this match to the limit. The Dawg Fatha takes The Professional down with a spear. The Dawg Fatha executes a dropkick from the second rope on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a choke slam. The boos are resurfacing again. The Dawg Fatha is going for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, in the ropes... Tait: In the ropes. Scottie: Wait. If the DF wins, than this match goes again. GO PRO!!! The Dawg Fatha pounds his chest twice and raises his fist. Scottie: Who does he think he is? Sammy Sosa? The crowd is wildly cheering The Dawg Fatha with only a few scattered boos audible. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a spinebuster slam. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The Dawg Fatha takes The Professional down with a Gorilla Press. The crowd is wildly cheering The Dawg Fatha with only a few scattered boos audible. The Dawg Fatha executes a pumphandle suplex on The Professional. The Professional begs off. Tait: QUIT BEGGING! Scottie: Chill. It's all apart of his plan. Lull the Fatha into a false sense of security, then...BAM! The Dawg Fatha rakes The Professional's face across the cage. The Dawg Fatha goes for the Rocker Dropper, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional executes an armbar takedown on The Dawg Fatha. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with a knifehand chop. The Dawg Fatha is bleeding profusely. The Professional uses a legsweep on The Dawg Fatha. The Professional hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on The Dawg Fatha. Tim Rice counts: One, shoulder up. Tait: Why does he find the strength to go on? The Professional takes The Dawg Fatha down with a dropkick. The Professional goes for a roundhouse right, but The Dawg Fatha blocks it. The Dawg Fatha scrapes The Professional's face across the cage. The Professional executes a low blow. The Professional seemingly enjoys the boos. He goes for the pin. Tim Rice counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The Professional gives him a dropkick, but The Dawg Fatha doesn't even care. Tait: And the Fatha shrugs off that drop kick. The Pro is gonna have to try harder if he thinks he's gonna win this one. The Professional runs into the ropes. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a kick. The Professional hits The Dawg Fatha with a kneedrop. The Professional goes for the Professional Courtesy, but he can't do it. The Dawg Fatha counters it with a snap suplex. The Dawg Fatha runs into the ropes. The Professional takes The Dawg Fatha down with an armbar takedown. The Professional takes The Dawg Fatha down with an armbar takedown. The Professional hits a Cradle DDT on The Dawg Fatha. Tim Rice counts: One, two, three. The Professional seemingly enjoys the boos. The winner is The Professional. Time of match: 0:22:52 Tait: And he has done it. The Professional has pulled off more wins in one night than most wrestlers have in there carreers. Scottie: Example being Super Sexy. I don't think he ever won a match here in the SFWL. Tait: The next match is a weird one. Kamikaze is facing Azrael. Scottie: What's so weird about that? Tait: I'm glad you asked. Azrael's bodyguard, Daius, is the guest referee. Scottie: Looks like Kaze is in for a handful tonight. Maybe Daius will call it down the line. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Fighting out of Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 220 pounds... Kamikaze His opponent... Led to the ring by Satrina... Hailing from The Glass Walls of Limbo... Weighing in at 210 pounds... Azrael They lock up. Azrael goes for a flying clothesline, but Kamikaze ducks out of the way. Kamikaze goes for a Cradle DDT, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the ropes, but Kamikaze reverses it. Azrael hits Kamikaze with an elbow. Azrael executes a flying clothesline on Kamikaze. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Azrael. Tait: The former cruiserweight champ has the support of the fans behind him. Scottie: I've also heard a rumor that he also has the support of the Federal Goverment behind him. Tait: What? Where did you hear that? Scottie: Back in the lockerroom. Azrael was saying that he was on the top of the list at the IRS! Azrael puts Kamikaze in a half Boston. Kamikaze is struggling to reach the ropes. Kamikaze reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Azrael goes for a rana, but Kamikaze counters it with a power bomb. Daius counts: One, two, kickout. Tait: Did that count seem a little slow to you? Scottie: What? I'm sorry, I must have fallen asleep. What count? Kamikaze whips Azrael into the ropes, but Azrael reverses it. Azrael hits Kamikaze with a kick. Azrael executes a sitdown faceslam on Kamikaze. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Azrael. Azrael is going for the pin. Daius counts: One, kickout. Scottie: Are you gonna say that this count was to slow? I told you that Daius is calling down the middle. Azrael runs into the ropes. Kamikaze goes for a kick to the midsection, but Azrael counters it with a dragon screw. In turn, Kamikaze counters it with an enzuigiri. Kamikaze goes for the Thunder Fire Powerbomb, but Azrael counters it with an eye gouge. Scottie: There's the great equalizer. Remember kids, when you're about to get your head kicked in by the schoolyard bully, poke him in the eye. Tait: Aren't you forgetting something? Scottie: Oh yeah. Remember not to clip your fingernails that day. Make it hurt real good. Tait: I meant have you forgotten about the match? Scottie: Hello. No. How do you think I came up with that story anyway? Azrael nails Kamikaze with a spear. Azrael takes Kamikaze down with a series of punches. Azrael executes a sitdown faceslam on Kamikaze. Azrael leaves the ring. He returns with a baseball bat. Azrael hits him with the baseball bat. Scottie:(standing up) Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the crowd. Tait: Would you sit down. Azrael hits a flying cross body press on Kamikaze. Daius counts: One, two, shoulder up. Azrael chokes him with a baseball bat. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the turnbuckle. Azrael charges into the corner. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the ropes. Azrael hits Kamikaze with a kick. Azrael goes for a hiptoss, but Kamikaze reverses it. In turn, Azrael counters it with a lariat. The cheers for Azrael are drowning out the boos. Azrael uses a flying elbowdrop on Kamikaze. Tait: Flying elbow. This one is over. Scottie: What? I don't see "Madness" written on his tights. He can't beat Kaze with an elbow. Daius counts: One, two, kickout. Scottie: Told you. Azrael complains about a slow count. Azrael executes a dropkick to the face on Kamikaze. Azrael holds the Stone Cross over his head. Scottie: Did I miss something? Where did that cross come from? The crowd seems to be rallying behind Azrael. Azrael hits him with a baseball bat. Azrael takes Kamikaze down with a Cradle DDT. Daius counts: One, two, kickout. Azrael holds the Stone Cross over his head. The cheers for Azrael are drowning out the boos. Azrael uses a hiptoss on Kamikaze. Scottie: Now there's a damaging move. Azrael hits Kamikaze with a flying clothesline. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Azrael. Azrael holds the Stone Cross over his head. The cheers for Azrael are drowning out the boos. Azrael chokes him with a baseball bat. Azrael goes for a flying dropkick, but Kamikaze counters it with a dropkick. Kamikaze uses a fisherman suplex on Azrael. Daius counts: One, kickout. Kamikaze shows off to the crowd. Kamikaze acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Tait: Looks like Azrael isn't the only wrestler in the ring that can play to the crowd. Kamikaze uses a flying side kick on Azrael. Kamikaze hits a corkscrew tombstone on Azrael. Kamikaze hits a brain buster on Azrael. Kamikaze is starting to get more cheers than boos. Kamikaze takes Azrael down with a Northern Lights bomb. Kamikaze is starting to get more cheers than boos. Kamikaze leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Scottie: He's got a chair. I think he's gonna. Kamikaze sets up the chair. Scottie: Set the chair up? Kamikaze goes for a Cradle DDT, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael runs into the ropes. Azrael hits Kamikaze with a clothesline. Kamikaze falls out of the ring. Azrael goes through the ropes. Azrael throws Kamikaze back into the ring. Azrael holds the Stone Cross over his head. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Azrael. Azrael throws Kamikaze out of the ring. Azrael goes through the ropes. Azrael knocks Kamikaze into the ringsteps. The boos are resurfacing again. Satrina comes from behind and distracts Kamikaze. Scottie: No offense, but Latrine is no Lillith. Tait: That's Satrina, and I agree. Azrael hits Kamikaze with a bulldog. Azrael holds the Stone Cross over his head. The crowd is wildly cheering Azrael with only a few scattered boos audible. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Azrael nails Kamikaze with a moonsault. Kamikaze is busted wide open. Scottie: There's more blood flowing here than at the local Red Cross. Azrael knocks Kamikaze into the ringsteps. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Azrael goes for an enzuigiri, but Kamikaze ducks out of the way. Kamikaze goes for a fisherman suplex, but Azrael counters it with a small package. Azrael throws Kamikaze back into the ring. Azrael executes a sitdown faceslam on Kamikaze. The crowd is wildly cheering Azrael with only a few scattered boos audible. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the ropes, but Kamikaze reverses it. Azrael misses with an elbow. Azrael goes for a back heel kick, but Kamikaze ducks out of the way. Kamikaze sets up the chair. Kamikaze hits Azrael with a Cradle DDT onto the chair. Tait: DDT onto the chair. Kaze has been at a disadvantage all match long, let's see if he can pull out the win. Daius counts: One, kickout. Scottie: Well, there goes that theory. Kamikaze whips Azrael into the ropes. Kamikaze takes Azrael down with a spin kick. Kamikaze executes a fisherman buster on Azrael. Kamikaze seemingly enjoys the boos. Kamikaze goes for a corkscrew tombstone, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the ropes. Azrael uses an armdrag takedown on Kamikaze. Azrael takes Kamikaze down with a sitdown faceslam. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. "Explotation" by the EuroBox Band plays. K8E comes walking out. She has the Singapore Cane over her right shoulder. Both competitors look to her. They starts fighting again. Azrael runs into the ropes. Azrael misses with a kick. Azrael hits Kamikaze with an elbow. Azrael takes Kamikaze down with a spear. Azrael hits a series of punches on Kamikaze. Azrael holds the Stone Cross over his head. Scottie: Quit holding the damn thing over your head, and use it. Bash in his skull. The crowd is wildly cheering Azrael with only a few scattered boos audible. Azrael hits the Redemption Lungbuster on Kamikaze. Daius removes the chair from the ring. Azrael catches Kamikaze totally by surprise. The crowd is wildly cheering Azrael with only a few scattered boos audible. Azrael executes the Celestial Vengence on Kamikaze. Azrael goes for the pin. Daius counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Tait: After the Celestial Vengence, Kaze still finds a way to keep on going. Scottie: He's kinda like the Engerizer Bunny. He keeps going, and going , and going, and... Tait: We get the point. Scottie: Going. Azrael goes for a flying dropkick, but Kamikaze ducks out of the way. Kamikaze whips Azrael into the turnbuckle. Kamikaze hits an elbowsmash on Azrael. Kamikaze takes Azrael down with a corkscrew tombstone. Kamikaze hits a low blow on Azrael. Kamikaze executes the Foregone Conclusion on Azrael. Kamikaze goes for the pin. Tait: Foregone Conclusion, this one is ov.. Daius counts: One, two, in the ropes... Tait: ...er in the ropes. Kamikaze uses a Northern Lights suplex on Azrael. Daius counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kamikaze executes a German suplex on Azrael. Daius counts: One, two, kickout. Kamikaze uses a fisherman suplex on Azrael. Daius counts: One, two, kickout. Kamikaze goes for a Cradle DDT, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael uses an enzuigiri on Kamikaze. Azrael hits Kamikaze with a spear. Azrael executes a series of punches on Kamikaze. Azrael hits Kamikaze with the Redemption Lungbuster. Azrael doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.. Azrael executes the Celestial Vengence on Kamikaze. The crowd is wildly cheering Azrael with only a few scattered boos audible. Azrael goes for the pin. Daius counts: One, two, in the ropes... Tait: Saved by the ropes again. Boy, is this kid lucky or what? Azrael whips Kamikaze into the ropes. Azrael takes Kamikaze down with a flying clothesline. Azrael goes for the Redemption Lungbuster, but Kamikaze counters it with a low blow. Kamikaze goes for the Foregone Conclusion, but Azrael counters it with a hiptoss Azrael goes for a Cradle DDT, but Kamikaze blocks it. Kamikaze nails Azrael with a kick to the midsection. Kamikaze goes for a Cradle DDT, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael runs into the ropes. Azrael hits Kamikaze with a clothesline. Kamikaze falls out of the ring. Tait: And the battle is once more being waged on the floor. Scotty: Have you ever thought about working for the History channel? Azrael goes through the ropes. Satrina comes from behind and distracts Kamikaze. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Azrael goes for a moonsault, but Kamikaze rolls out of the way. Kamikaze sets up a table. Tait: Hey! That's our announce table. Scottie: He had to take it. The Spanish announcers put up a stink about always losing theirs. Kamikaze whips Azrael into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kamikaze sets up Azrael on the table. Kamikaze executes a frog splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Tait: Well, there's another example of a crappy announce table being destroyed by 'roid using muscle heads. Scottie: We're not bitter, are we? Kamikaze takes Azrael down with a spin kick. Kamikaze is handed a road sign. Kamikaze hits him with the road sign. Tait: Kaze using the "Slippery When Wet" sign. Scottie: Oh why did Bon Jovi split up? WHY? Kamikaze hits a legsweep on Azrael. Kamikaze whips Azrael into the guardrail. Kamikaze is handed a fire extinguisher. Kamikaze takes a swing at Azrael with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way. Azrael snatches the fire extinguisher from him. Azrael hits him with the fire extinguisher. The crowd is wildly cheering Azrael with only a few scattered boos audible. Azrael sets up a table. Scottie: Well, there goes the Spanish announce table. Azrael sets up Kamikaze on the table. Azrael executes a flying legdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Tait: What? It didn't break? Why? Scottie: Maybe they got the good table by mistake. Azrael executes an armdrag takedown on Kamikaze. Satrina comes from behind, but Kamikaze nails Satrina. Azrael sets up Kamikaze on the table. Azrael tries to drive Kamikaze through the table with a moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Scottie: Then again, maybe not! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. They're brawling inside the ring area. Azrael is busted wide open. Kamikaze whips Azrael into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kamikaze whips Azrael into the guardrail. Kamikaze hits a spin kick on Azrael. Satrina comes from behind, but Kamikaze nails Satrina. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Azrael takes Kamikaze down with a kneelift. Azrael sets up a table. Tait: And there's the German announcers table. My land, these boys have something against announcers, don't they? Scottie: I just think they hate the table. Who has ever heard of a pink announcer's table? Azrael hits him with . Azrael sets up Kamikaze on the table. Azrael executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Scottie: Nope, I was wrong. The Germans got the good table. Azrael knocks Kamikaze into the ringsteps. Satrina comes from behind, but Kamikaze nails Satrina. Azrael is handed a road sign. Azrael hits him with the road sign. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Azrael nails Kamikaze with a bulldog. Azrael hits him with the road sign. Azrael sets up Kamikaze on the table. Azrael executes a moonsault through the table. The table didn't break. Scottie: See what I mean? Azrael whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Azrael whips Kamikaze into the guardrail. Azrael nails Kamikaze with a flying elbowdrop. Azrael hits Kamikaze with a moonsault. Azrael hits him with a road sign. Azrael throws Kamikaze back into the ring. Azrael brings the table into the ring. Azrael is going for the pin. Daius counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Tait: Azrael just can't seem to put Kamikaze away. Azrael sets up Kamikaze on the table. Azrael tries to drive Kamikaze through the table with a moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Scottie: So much for the Germans having the good table. I guess the SFWL really needs to re-evaluate there table company. Kamikaze doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Kamikaze goes for a Cradle DDT, but Azrael blocks it. Azrael punches Kamikaze. Azrael doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.. Azrael chops Kamikaze. Azrael doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.. Kamikaze hits Azrael. Kamikaze takes Azrael down with a Northern Lights bomb. The crowd is wildly cheering Kamikaze with only a few scattered boos audible. Kamikaze hits a kick to the midsection on Azrael. Kamikaze executes a single-leg takedown on Azrael. Kamikaze nails Azrael with a top-rope Death Valley Driver. Kamikaze doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Kamikaze is going for the pin. Daius counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kamikaze executes the Foregone Conclusion on Azrael. Kamikaze doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Daius refuses to make the count. Kamikaze hits the mat out of frusteration. Suddenly, "Suicide" Steve Fella hops from the guardrail into the ring area. He's dressed in his ring gear. He has the Singapore walking Cane with him. Steve Fella jumps on the apron. Daius turns around. Steve Fella smacks Daius with the Singapore Cane. Kamikaze has a shocked look on his face. Daius is out. Steve Fella enters the ring. Kamikaze gets to his feet. They both go nose-to-nose. Azrael is getting back to his feet. Steve Fella grins in the face of Kamikaze. Steve Fella turns and blasts Azrael with the Singapore walking Cane. Steve Fella points at Azrael. Steve Fella tells Kamikaze to "cover him". Kamikaze looks confused, but follows through. Kamikaze goes for the pin. Steve Fella drags the body of Daius to the pin. Steve Fella lifts Daius hand up for the count. Daius counts: One, two, three. The boos are resurfacing again. Tait: After am uphill battle, Kamikaze has finally won. The winner is Kamikaze. Time of match: 0:16:14 Tait: Well for me and Scottie, we are outta here. Enjoy the rest of Bombs Away! Suddenly, Pedro and Cinco come running down the aisle. The Beans take a seat at the Spanish announcers table. Pedro: Sorry we be late everybody. Cinco: El Bastards dropped us twenty mile back on road. Pedro: We walk here. Let get to Extreme title match. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Texas Death match scheduled for one fall Introducing first... Fighting out of Death Valley... Weighing in at 325 pounds... The SFWL Extreme Champion... Paine His opponent... Led to the ring by Dazzling Denise... Fighting out of San Jose, California... Weighing in at 255 pounds... Jay Money Paine attacks Jay Money before the bell. Paine executes a Death Valley Driver on Jay Money. Paine yells at the crowd. The crowd is booing Paine. Pedro: Paine make a quick start. Cinco: He scare me. All big y tough y all. Paine hits Jay Money with a gutbuster. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes. Paine hits Jay Money with a kick. Paine uses a Tombstone on Jay Money. Paine goes for an armbreaker, but Jay Money counters it with a facerake. Pedro: Senor Dinero Man make big rake move. Jay Money runs into the ropes. Paine goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money punches Paine. The crowd is going crazy. Cinco: Crowd too loud. Me can't hear self think. Pedro: You think? Jay Money chops Paine. Paine kicks Jay Money. A fan at ringside badmouths Paine. Pedro: That kind of language will not be tolerated. Paine hits Jay Money. Paine is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes. Jay Money hits Paine with a kick. Jay Money hits Paine with a fisherman suplex. Pedro: JayDinero with el perfect plex. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Jay Money complains about a slow count. Cinco: Senor Dinero complain like baby. Pedro: It was el slow count. Paine hits an inside cradle on Jay Money. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Paine goes for a power bomb, but Jay Money counters it with a backdrop. Paine sits up. Cinco: Nobody get up from backdrop. He be superman. Pedro: Me thought me was superman. Cinco: Shut up. Paine is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Jay Money nails Paine with a dragon suplex. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Heath Ericson counts: One, Jay Money lifts a shoulder, two, kickout. Jay Money complains about a slow count. Paine uses an inside cradle on Jay Money. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Pedro: Me confused. This be TExas Death Match. Why they try to pin each other? Cinco: It about pride. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes, but Jay Money reverses it. Paine misses with an elbow. Paine hits Jay Money with a kick. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes, but Jay Money reverses it. Paine misses with a shoulderblock. Jay Money hits Paine with a clothesline. Jay Money goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Paine blocks it. Paine nails Jay Money with a Tombstone. Pedro: Cross his arm now!!!!! Cinco: Senor Paine make me want to run y hide. Pedro: You usually just cry like a little girl. Paine is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Paine executes a powerslam on Jay Money. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Paine goes for a brain buster, but Jay Money counters it with a vertical suplex. Jay Money uses a Russian legsweep on Paine. Jay Money throws Paine out of the ring. Jay Money goes through the ropes. Dazzling Denise comes from behind, but Paine nails Dazzling Denise. Pedro: Poor Denise. Me go make her feel better. Cinco: No leave me. Pedro: Ok...me stay. Jay Money goes for a dragon suplex, but Paine counters it with a backward kick. Paine whips Jay Money into the guardrail. Jay Money is busted wide open. Cinco: BLOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! Pedro: Oh no..not again. Cinco: Me be under table. Paine goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money reenters the ring. Paine follows him back in. Jay Money throws Paine out of the ring. Jay Money jumps onto him with a baseball slide. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money knocks Paine into the ringsteps. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Paine is busted wide open. Pedro: THere both bleeding now...just stay under there. Cinco: ok Jay Money hits Paine with a jack-knife power bomb. Dazzling Denise comes from behind and distracts Paine. Jay Money goes for a fisherman suplex, but Paine counters it with a small package. Paine sets up a table. Paine hits a bodyslam on Jay Money. Paine hits Jay Money with a powerslam. Dazzling Denise comes from behind and distracts Paine. Pedro: If it any concelation, Denise feeling much better. Cinco: That nice. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Paine counters it with a backdrop. Paine sets up Jay Money on the table. Paine executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Pedro: Not another table. THis is horrible. I calling the parks department. They need stop useless waste of wood. Paine is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Paine goes for a backbreaker, but Jay Money counters it with a facerake. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money uses a double underhook suplex on Paine. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money hits a Northern Lights suplex on Paine. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money goes for a ropeflip moonsault, but Paine gets his knees up. Pedro: Cinco, you want food down there? Cinco: No thank you. Me bring jelly beans with me. Paine whips Jay Money into the guardrail. Paine goes for a bodyslam, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money knocks Paine into the ringsteps. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money hits Paine with a swinging neckbreaker. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money reenters the ring. Paine follows him back in. Jay Money whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Jay Money hits a Russian legsweep on Paine. Jay Money is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, kickout. Pedro: Paine kick out of useless pin. Paine sits up. A fan at ringside badmouths Paine. Jay Money whips Paine into the turnbuckle. Jay Money goes for a Cradle DDT, but Paine blocks it. Paine hits Jay Money with a fallaway slam. Paine goes for a vertical suplex, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money nails Paine with a double underhook suplex. The crowd is going crazy. Pedro: Crowd going crazy. Cinco: They cheer for el Mexican Jumping Beans. Jay Money whips Paine into the ropes. Paine misses with a kick. Paine hits Jay Money with an elbow. Paine gets a double chickenwing submission on Jay Money. Jay Money reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Paine nails Jay Money with a Tombstone. PEdro: And another Tombstone. Cinco: Tombstone? Do you have pizza? Paine is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Paine hits Jay Money with a backbreaker. Paine is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Paine takes Jay Money down with a pumphandle slam. A fan at ringside badmouths Paine. Pedro: Me call security if that guy says that word again. Paine goes for a boot choke, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money executes a dragon suplex on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Jay Money hits Paine with a Cradle DDT. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jay Money complains about a slow count. Paine executes an inside cradle on Jay Money. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Pedro: STOP PINNING EACH OTHER!!! Paine runs into the ropes. Paine hits Jay Money with a kick. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes. Paine misses with a clothesline. Paine misses with a clothesline. Jay Money nails Paine with a backspin DDT. Jay Money has the crowd going wild. Jay Money executes a backspin DDT on Paine. Jay Money nails Paine with a backspin DDT. Jay Money has the crowd going wild. Jay Money executes a jack-knife power bomb on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, shoulder up. Pedro: Wow...only an uno count. Like it matter. Cinco: Senor Professional win Extreme belt anyway. Jay Money hits a somersault legdrop on Paine. The crowd is going crazy. Paine sits up. Paine is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Jay Money punches Paine. The crowd is going crazy. Jay Money punches Paine. The chants for Jay Money are deafening. Paine punches Jay Money. Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Jay Money kicks Paine. The chants for Jay Money are deafening. Jay Money punches Paine. The chants for Jay Money are deafening. Paine punches Jay Money. Pedro: It a brawl. Me never no Senor Dinero so popular. Cinco: Not as popular as el Beans. Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Jay Money hits Paine. Paine punches Jay Money. Paine uses a DDT on Jay Money. Paine is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Paine is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Paine catches Jay Money in a sleeperhold. Jay Money is struggling to reach the ropes. Jay Money is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jay Money reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Pedro: Me can use good nap. Put el sleeperhold on me. Cinco: Me staying under here until blood go away. Paine takes Jay Money down with a dropkick. Paine nails Jay Money with a DDT. Paine puts Jay Money in a boot choke. Jay Money reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes, but Jay Money reverses it. Jay Money hits Paine with a shoulderblock. Jay Money executes a double-arm DDT on Paine. Jay Money is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Pedro: THe match almost didn't end there. Cinco: that be funny. Paine sits up. Numerous fans are using Paine for target practice. Jay Money throws Paine out of the ring. Jay Money goes through the ropes. Dazzling Denise comes from behind, but Paine nails Dazzling Denise. Pedro: Not Denise again. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money uses a double-arm DDT on Paine. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money goes for a fisherman suplex, but Paine blocks it. Dazzling Denise comes from behind and distracts Paine. Jay Money hits Paine with a backspin DDT. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Cinco: Me hear banging. Pedro: They beating up el guard rail. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paine uses a gutwrench suplex on Jay Money. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paine knocks Jay Money into the ringsteps. Numerous fans are using Paine for target practice. Dazzling Denise comes from behind and distracts Paine. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Dazzling Denise comes from behind, but Paine nails Dazzling Denise. Pedro: Denise getting too active. Cinco: Me like them active. Jay Money hits Paine with a double-arm DDT. Jay Money bows to the crowd. The chants for Jay Money are deafening. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Paine blocks it. Paine reenters the ring. Jay Money follows him back in. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes. Paine misses with a kick. Paine misses with a clothesline. Pedro: PAine.... he's over there... Jay Money hits Paine with a shoulderblock. Jay Money gives the sign for the Money Maker. Jay Money executes the Money Maker on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, Paine gets back to his feet. Pedro: Dinero get el pin. Cinco: So. Pedro: Just sayin' Jay Money throws Paine out of the ring. Jay Money jumps onto him with a baseball slide. The chants for Jay Money are deafening. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money reenters the ring. Paine follows him back in. Paine brings the table into the ring. Jay Money whips Paine into the turnbuckle, but Paine reverses it. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes, but Jay Money reverses it. Paine hits Jay Money with an elbow. Paine whips Jay Money into the turnbuckle, but Jay Money reverses it. Pedro: Lot reversal. Me get dizzy. Jay Money runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paine lifts his knee. Paine nails Jay Money with a Death Valley Driver. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes, but Jay Money reverses it. Paine hits Jay Money with a shoulderblock. Paine is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. Pedro: Me have to teach these guys how to wreslte TExas Death match. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes. Jay Money misses with a shoulderblock. Paine hits Jay Money with an elbow. Paine hits a pumphandle slam on Jay Money. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Pedro: Fans coming for us. Cinco: Me safe under here. Paine goes for a power bomb, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Paine blocks it. Paine sets up Jay Money on the table. Paine tries to graveside piledriver Jay Money through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Pedro: THAT RIGHT.... EL WOOD TABLE FIGHT BACK. The crowd is behind Jay Money all the way. Jay Money hits Paine with a jack-knife power bomb. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jay Money goes for a double underhook suplex, but Paine blocks it. Paine goes for a choke slam, but Jay Money counters it with an elbowsmash. Jay Money executes the Money Maker on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Paine gets back to his feet. Pedro: ANother pin. Not that it matter any. Paine up y fighting. Jay Money executes a fallaway slam on Paine. Jay Money takes Paine down with an Asai moonsault. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Jay Money is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jay Money nails Paine with a fisherman suplex. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jay Money nails Paine with an armbar takedown. The crowd is behind Jay Money all the way. Pedro: Well he not fighting well. Jay Money throws Paine out of the ring. Jay Money jumps onto him with a splash. Jay Money goes for a double underhook suplex, but Paine blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paine takes Jay Money down with a gutwrench suplex. Paine uses a snap mare on Jay Money. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money hits a Russian legsweep on Paine. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Paine blocks it. Paine goes for a DDT, but Jay Money counters it with a backdrop. Pedro: BACKDROP.... IT ALL OVER.... COUNT HIM OUT. Jay Money goes for a DDT, but Paine counters it with a small package. Paine goes for a bodyslam, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money executes a double underhook suplex on Paine. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money takes Paine down with a fallaway slam. Dazzling Denise comes from behind, but Paine nails Dazzling Denise. Pedro: Denise need el dentist. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money knocks Paine into the ringsteps. Jay Money bows to the crowd. The crowd is behind Jay Money all the way. Dazzling Denise comes from behind and distracts Paine. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money goes for a somersault legdrop, but Paine rolls out of the way. Paine sets up Jay Money on the table. Paine executes a Tombstone through the table. Pedro: Another tombstone. Cinco: If you have pizza, me want. Me finish jelly beans. The table is broken in half. Paine executes a Tombstone on Jay Money. Paine knocks Jay Money into the ringsteps. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Paine whips Jay Money into the guardrail. Paine reenters the ring. Jay Money follows him back in. Paine is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Paine gives the sign for the Graveside Piledriver. Paine executes the Graveside Piledriver on Jay Money. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Pedro: Ay Carumba. That gonna hurt in el morning. Paine goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Jay Money gets back to his feet. Pedro: How senor Dinero get out of that? Cinco: Maybe he be superman? Paine nails Jay Money with a snap mare. Paine throws Jay Money out of the ring. Paine jumps onto him with a splash. Paine whips Jay Money into the guardrail. Paine whips Jay Money into the guardrail. Paine whips Jay Money into the guardrail. Paine nails Jay Money with a powerslam. Cinco: Me hear that banging again. Paine reenters the ring. Jay Money follows him back in. Paine executes an armbreaker on Jay Money. Paine uses a Tombstone on Jay Money. Pedro: How many tombstone did he do so far? Cinco: Gimme pizza or me bite your kneecap. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Paine nails Jay Money with a vertical suplex. Paine punches Jay Money. Paine chops Jay Money. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Paine executes a piledriver on Jay Money. Pedro: ANother piledriver. Senor Dinero going have Eternal Migraine. Cinco: Hey me remember him. Paine executes a vertical suplex on Jay Money. Paine kicks Jay Money. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Paine punches Jay Money. Jay Money hits Paine. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Money. Paine chops Jay Money. Paine is being booed out of the building. Jay Money chops Paine. Pedro: Ouch... stop biting me. Cinco: Sorry. Me mucho hungry. Jay Money gives the sign for the Money Maker. Jay Money executes the Money Maker on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jay Money runs into the ropes. Jay Money hits Paine with a shoulderblock. Jay Money uses a somersault legdrop on Paine. Paine executes a low blow. He goes for the pin. Pedro: He hit him below el border. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, Dazzling Denise puts Jay Money's foot on the rope. Pedro: Denise save Dinero from nothing. Paine goes for a snap mare, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money whips Paine into the ropes. Jay Money uses an armbar takedown on Paine. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Money. Jay Money bows to the crowd. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Money. Jay Money is bleeding like a faucet. Pedro: Hey Cinco.... take a look at this. Cinco: What?..... BLOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! Jay Money hits an armbar takedown on Paine. Jay Money hits Paine with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is giving Jay Money a standing ovation. Jay Money uses a senton on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jay Money throws Paine out of the ring. Jay Money goes through the ropes. Jay Money hits a jack-knife power bomb on Paine. Jay Money throws Paine back into the ring. Cinco: That wasn't funny. Pedro: Yes it was. Jay Money is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Jay Money executes a somersault legdrop on Paine. The crowd is giving Jay Money a standing ovation. Jay Money is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Paine executes a low blow. He goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Jay Money gets back to his feet. Pedro: Paine almost finish with nut shot. Cinco: You have nuts too? The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Money. Paine goes for a backbreaker, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money kicks Paine. The crowd erupts. Jay Money kicks Paine. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Paine kicks Jay Money. Paine is being booed out of the building. Paine hits Jay Money. Pedro: Paine not very popular. Cinco: Not everyone can be el Beans. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Dazzling Denise enters the ring and hits Paine with the loaded purse. The crowd erupts. Jay Money executes a fallaway slam on Paine. Jay Money hits Paine with an Asai moonsault. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Paine gets back to his feet. Pedro: Dinero get another tres count but Paine to feet in ocho. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes, but Jay Money reverses it. Paine hits Jay Money with a clothesline. Paine is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, Dazzling Denise puts Jay Money's foot on the rope. Pedro: Does anyone understand this match? Cinco: Me understand. First Person to get el pizza wins. Pedro: Stay under el table y shut up. Paine executes the Graveside Piledriver on Jay Money. Paine goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Jay Money gets back to his feet. Pedro: Yet another worthless pin. Dinero get up though. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jay Money. Paine hits a Tombstone on Jay Money. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Jay Money is bleeding profusely. Paine throws Jay Money out of the ring. Paine goes through the ropes. Paine knocks Jay Money into the ringsteps. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Paine whips Jay Money into the guardrail. Cinco: That big clunk. That must have hurt. Paine goes for a brain buster, but Jay Money counters it with a small package. Dazzling Denise comes from behind, but Paine nails Dazzling Denise. Jay Money reenters the ring. Paine follows him back in. Jay Money kicks Paine. The chants for Jay Money are deafening. Cinco: MONEY MONEY MONEY!!! Pedro: Senor Professional kill you if he hear you do that. Jay Money kicks Paine. Jay Money takes Paine down with a powerslam. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jay Money gives the sign for the Money Maker. Jay Money executes the Money Maker on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Paine gets back to his feet. Pedro: Uno count away from new champion. That be close. Jay Money goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Paine blocks it. Paine goes for a choke slam, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Paine counters it with a side suplex. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Paine hits a powerslam on Jay Money. Pedro: Dinero look out of it. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Jay Money gets back to his feet. Pedro: ANother Ocho count. THis be long match. Me getting tired. Paine goes for a Tombstone, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money runs into the ropes. Paine misses with an elbow. Paine goes for a Gorilla Press, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money whips Paine into the ropes. Dazzling Denise trips Paine. Jay Money hits a powerslam on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Pedro: You know... Senor Ericson stupid for even counting. Cinco: He el stupido. Jay Money hits a swinging neckbreaker on Paine. Jay Money has the crowd going wild. Paine sits up. Numerous fans are using Paine for target practice. Jay Money whips Paine into the turnbuckle, but Paine reverses it. Jay Money comes back and rocks Paine with a clothesline. Jay Money hits a dragon suplex on Paine. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Paine gets back to his feet, Jay Money gets back to his feet. Pedro: If both men get counted out is referee champion? Cinco: No me be champion. Me big Extreme wrestler. Pedro: You too little. You can't even reach el table to use it. Jay Money throws Paine out of the ring. Jay Money goes for a baseball slide, but Paine moves out of the way. Jay Money is out cold. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paine whips Jay Money into the guardrail. Paine sets up a table. Pedro: STAY AWAY FROM EL TABLE YOU BAD BAD MAN!!! Paine hits a power bomb on Jay Money. Paine knocks Jay Money into the ringsteps. Paine nails Jay Money with a powerslam. Paine goes for a backbreaker, but Jay Money counters it with a facerake. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Cinco: CLUNK!!! They're brawling inside the ring area. Jay Money goes for a double underhook suplex, but Paine blocks it. Paine reenters the ring. Jay Money follows him back in. Paine gives the sign for the Graveside Piledriver. Paine executes the Graveside Piledriver on Jay Money. Paine goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Jay Money gets back to his feet. Pedro: Just stay down. For el love of god let this match end. Jay Money has the crowd going wild. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes. Paine misses with a clothesline. Paine takes Jay Money down with a Death Valley Driver. Paine is being booed out of the building. Paine puts Jay Money in a Boston crab. Pedro: THis be excellent match. Me wish I be wrestling tonight? Cinco: Let wrestle now. Jay Money reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Paine goes for a backdrop, but Jay Money blocks it. Jay Money executes the Money Maker on Paine. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jay Money uses a double underhook suplex on Paine. Paine executes a low blow. He goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, Jay Money gets back to his feet. PEdro: Oh goody... Dinero get up. HEy... get off my knee coozin. Cinco: YOU SUBMIT... ME WIN!!! Jay Money has the crowd going wild. Paine runs into the ropes. Jay Money nails Paine with a powerslam. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, Paine gets back to his feet. Pedro: Me like crowd. They smart. They boo el scary Paine. Paine is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Jay Money whips Paine into the ropes. Paine hits Jay Money with a kick. Paine whips Jay Money into the ropes. Paine hits Jay Money with a backdrop. Jay Money falls out of the ring. Paine goes through the ropes. Paine goes for a DDT, but Jay Money counters it with a low blow. Pedro: Why everyone like hitting in bad place? That not very sportsmanlike.. Cinco: No, but it work. Pedro: That becasue that as high as you can reach. Jay Money knocks Paine into the ringsteps. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money nails Paine with a fallaway slam. Jay Money takes Paine down with a senton. Jay Money whips Paine into the guardrail. Jay Money executes a swinging neckbreaker on Paine. Jay Money throws Paine back into the ring. Jay Money hits a backspin DDT on Paine. The crowd is going crazy. Pedro: Senor Dinero in control now. Maybe he win so we can go to bus and get sleep. Jay Money throws Paine out of the ring. Jay Money jumps onto him with a baseball slide. The crowd is going crazy. Jay Money hits Paine with a fallaway slam. Dazzling Denise comes from behind, but Paine nails Dazzling Denise. Jay Money throws Paine back into the ring. Jay Money bows to the crowd. The crowd is going crazy. Pedro: How crowd have so much energy? Jay Money hits Paine with an Asai moonsault. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jay Money takes Paine down with a ropeflip moonsault. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Paine gets back to his feet. Pedro: Just stay down. Hey look who here. The Professional struts out to ringside and watches the match. A "You sold out" chant erupts around the Pit. The Professional says something to a fan at ringside. Pedro: HI PRO!!!!! Cinco: Me think he ignoring you. The Professional casually walks over to the timekeeper's table and lifts the Extreme belt up. With his bare hands The Professional rips the belt into shreds. Pedro: Oh My God... what he doing? Paine and Jay Money both stop and watch as The Pro destroys the belt. Pedro: YEA... Pro here. He be best Extreme wrestler. He want talk now. me be quiet. The Professional drops the belt on the floor and pics up a mic. The Professional: There you go, guys. That's what you're fighting over, right there...nothing. You losers don't deserve a belt. You don't deserve to be champions of anything! The Professional pulls out a slip of paper and lays it down on the announcer's table. The Professional: There's a check that ought to more than cover the cost of a new Extreme Belt. And don't worry...I'll claim it soon enough. The Professional drops the mic and walks back up the ramp. Pedro: That was neato. Now no one get belt. There is no belt. Paine executes a low blow. He goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. Heath Ericson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Pedro: It over. THank God. Professional get to beat PAine for non existant title. Cinco: Me wish me see him rip up belt. Me was under table. Blood be scary.. The winner is Paine. Time of match: 0:45:07 Hades appears in the crowd. Pedro: There's a disturbance in the crowd, and it's Hades! Cinco: Que he doing here? Diablo slides down to the ring from the ceiling on a nylon rope. Diablo unhooks the harness and walks over to Paine. Pedro: It look like Hades might have targeted Paine, but why? Cinco: Well, Paine was a student of Gabriel and Arioc, could that be the connection? Diablo kicks Paine in the midsection and plants him with a backspin DDT. Diablo locks Paine in a armbar submission. Hades makes his way to the ring through the crowd. Diablo lets go of the hold after 28 seconds. Cinco: Why he let go? Diablo hits Paine with a kneedrop to the back of the head. Pedro: That's why. Hades calls for a microphone. Diablo steps on the back of Paine's neck to immobilize him. Hades: Gabriel... I know you're around here somewhere. You choose to fight, then fight... it's just too bad that your innocent protegee had to be a victim of this whole thing. You're more foolish that I thought you were, you know that I am one of the only men in this league that has the capability of kicking your ass from one side of the ring to the other. We could have ruled the league again, but you being the "warrior" that you are, decide to remain solo. I'm surprised... not recruiting rookies anymore to use as your sacrifical lambs? You know Gabriel, one reason why I came back... was to confront you, see maybe if you had changed and if you hadn't, to finish you off. Our day in the sun will come, soon... maybe sooner than you'd like. Hades waves off Diablo. Diablo finishes with one stomp on the back of the head of Paine. The two exit through the crowd. Pedro: Well that be fun. We go bed now. If anyone need us...we be on bus. Remember....Me LLAMO PEDRO.. Cinco: Y ME LLAMO CINCO Pedro: Y WE ARE... Pedro el CInco: EL MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS!!!!! [Scene switches over to another broadcasting table, where none other than "The Natural" Grant Taylor and "Moms' Like Him Cause He's Not Jiff..." Skippy. Taylor is dressed in his usual coat and suit, while Skippy is sporting a tropical shirt and a huge straw hat, blocking out the fans' views behind him.] Taylor: Yes, its us once again SFWL fans, here to call another PPV, and pick up another pay check. I'm Grant Taylor... Skippy: And its Me, "The Man That Makes the Ladies Submit, While I'm in the Pit. Albequerque May Not be to High, No Matter, I'll Bury My Face in the Poon-Tang Pie" Skippy! Taylor: We could almost HEAR the buyrates crash. Skippy: Shut up. Taylor: Moving on, our next match will be a volatile one, no doubt. Its the battle between the former Bounty Hunters, and boy, do these two men have a history. Skippy: Its all about jealousy... Taylor: I agree. Skippy: Barret was always jealous of Tirok. He knew he could never be as great as Tirok. That's what it boils down to. Taylor: How much did Tirok pay you so say that. Skippy: Only fif...hey! He didn't pay me off! Taylor: Anyways folks, their rivalry has gone way back to Ultra Slam 4, during the IC Title, Fatal-Four way match, where Tirok turned on Barret, helping Mike Torment secure the title. If that wasn't so bad, Tirok was seemingly helping Barret out, fighting off attacks from the BMF and others, and then he pulled what he did at Ultra Slam. Skippy: Wah, wah, wah. Barret was pushing Tirok down, Tirok just broke free of the creative withholdment Barret had ove him. Taylor: For some odd reason, I seriously doubt that. And these past weeks, things have been heating up even more. Tirok turned Barret's new tag team partner, Rob Justice, against him, and had Justice join the Bastards Inc. Skippy: Which is a VERY smart move considering the Bastards Inc. are THE stable in the SFWL. Taylor: On top of all this, the winner of this match gets a shot at the IC Title later on this evening against fellow Bastards Inc. member, Mike Torment Skippy: Wha?!? Taylor: Another stalling, let's get to the ring. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Led to the ring by Jackie... Fighting out of Sawyer, Michigan... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Barret McDougal His opponent... Fighting out of Las Cruces, New Mexico... Weighing in at 240 pounds... Tirok Siban They lock up. Barret McDougal executes a low blow on Tirok Siban. Taylor: Barret showing his aggression on Tirok Siban, nailing him where it hurts! Skippy: Cheap, that's all that is...CHEAP! Barret McDougal goes for the Ultimate End, but Tirok Siban counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Skippy: SEE! Tirok is, and will always be, the better Bounty Hunter! The cheers for Tirok Siban are drowning out the boos. Tirok Siban nails Barret McDougal with flying headscissors. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a spin kick. Tirok Siban uses a spinning thrust kick on Barret McDougal. Taylor: Tirok showing a great aresenal with the lower half of his body. Barret is very woozy after that combonation. The cheers for Tirok Siban are drowning out the boos. Tirok Siban goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Barret McDougal counters it with a power bomb. Taylor: Barret bounced back! Barret holds Tirok down for the pin, Barret's going to win this thing! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Skippy: Don't think so! Tirok is waaay to strong for Barret. Barret McDougal is starting to get more cheers than boos. Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Barret McDougal misses with a shoulderblock. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with a backdrop. Barret McDougal catches Tirok Siban in an elbow submission. Taylor: Barret locks in the elbow submission... Tirok Siban is struggling to reach the ropes. Skippy: Give it up Barret, Tirok will NEVER give up! Tirok Siban is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Taylor: Tirok finds a way out of the move...by grabbing the ropes! Barret McDougal nails Tirok Siban with a backspin DDT. Barret McDougal goes for an armlock leglock submission, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban. Taylor: And now its a fist fight! Barret McDougal acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Tirok Siban chops Barret McDougal. Tirok Siban kicks Barret McDougal. The cheers for Tirok Siban are drowning out the boos. Tirok Siban chops Barret McDougal. Tirok Siban doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Tirok Siban goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Barret McDougal blocks it. Barret McDougal goes for a Cradle DDT, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Taylor: These two know each other's moves so well... Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a series of punches. Tirok Siban uses a spin kick on Barret McDougal. Taylor: Barret's out on his feet, and Tirok is going to the top rope... Skippy: Go Tirok, Go! Tirok Siban uses a springboard somersault dropkick on Barret McDougal. Tirok Siban nails Barret McDougal with a double arm DDT. Tirok Siban doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the ropes, but Barret McDougal reverses it. Taylor: Barret showing he still has breat in his body. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a kick. Skippy: But that right there may of KICKED the breat out of Barret! Tirok Siban executes a cobra clutch suplex on Barret McDougal. Tirok Siban places Barret McDougal on the turnbuckle. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a top-rope Frankensteiner. Taylor: The 240 pound Tirok DROVE Barret into the canvas with the Frankensteiner. Tirok cradles the legs. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Taylor: Barret still able to kick out. Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the ropes. Tirok Siban misses with a kick. Barret McDougal nails Tirok Siban with a backspin DDT. Barret McDougal is starting to get more cheers than boos. Barret McDougal hits a kick to the groin on Tirok Siban. Taylor: And just like that, the momentum has swifted towards Barret! Skippy: He kicked the man in the groin, what would you expect? Barret McDougal executes the Breaking Point on Tirok Siban. Taylor: BREAKING POINT! But it appears that Barret doesn't has the leverage he usually has in this move! Skippy: Tirok is rolling out of it.. Tirok Siban tries to escape the hold. Tirok Siban breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Taylor: And he breaks it. Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the ropes. Barret McDougal takes Tirok Siban down with a handspring into a Frankensteiner. Barret McDougal executes an Asai moonsault on Tirok Siban. Taylor: Asai moonsault! Marc Liberis counts: One, shoulder up. Skippy: HA! Only a 1 count! Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with an elbow. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with a backspin DDT. Barret McDougal is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the ropes, but Tirok Siban reverses it. Tirok Siban misses with a kick. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with an elbow. Tirok Siban hits a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Barret McDougal.. Taylor: WOW! What a move by Tirok! He stunned Barret with an elbow and nailed him with another kick to the head! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Tirok Siban gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Taylor: Barret LAUGHED that off! He's the master of submission, he knows everyway to get out of those holds! Skippy: Don't you mean that Barret is the master of bation...and that he knows how to get off on holds! HEHE! Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the turnbuckle. Barret McDougal runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tirok Siban moves out of the way. Tirok Siban goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Barret McDougal counters it with a power bomb. Taylor: Barret with quick reactions, driving Tirok down with a powerbomb. Marc Liberis counts: One, shoulder up. Barret McDougal is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Barret McDougal puts Tirok Siban in a kneelock submission. Taylor: Another submission hold by Barret! This time the kneelock submission! Tirok Siban tries to escape the hold. Tirok Siban is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Skippy: NEVER! Tirok will NEVER give up to Barret McDougal! Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with an Asai moonsault. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Barret McDougal places Tirok Siban on the turnbuckle. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with a top-rope DDT. Taylor: Top-rope DDT! Tirok's head BOUNCED off the canvas! Barret covers.... Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Barret McDougal takes Tirok Siban down with a series of punches to the stomach. Barret McDougal goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a Death Valley Driver. Taylor: What a move by Tirok. Tirok held on to Barret's arm, puts him on his shoulders, and nails the DVD! Skippy: That's why Tirok is the better Bounty Hunter. He is, was, and will always be! The boos are resurfacing again. Tirok Siban goes for a backdrop driver, but Barret McDougal counters it with a facerake. Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the turnbuckle. Tirok Siban comes back and rocks Barret McDougal with a back heel kick. Taylor: Tirok found an opening and ROCKED Barret with a back heel kick as Barret charged in. Tirok Siban executes a cobra clutch suplex on Barret McDougal. The crowd is wildly cheering Tirok Siban with only a few scattered boos audible. Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the ropes. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with an elbow. Tirok Siban goes for a spin kick, but Barret McDougal ducks out of the way. Barret McDougal goes for a bridging back suplex, but Tirok Siban counters it with an elbowsmash. Tirok Siban goes for a back heel kick, but Barret McDougal blocks it. Taylor: Nobody can hit a move! That's how well these two men know each other! Barret McDougal goes for a backspin DDT, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban goes for a snap suplex, but Barret McDougal blocks it. Barret McDougal goes for a bridging back suplex, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Bite on Barret McDougal. Taylor: Rattlesnake Bite! Tirok used Barret's positioning to his advantage, and NAILED the Rattlesnake Bite! Tirok Siban goes for the Rattlesnake Tamer, but Barret McDougal counters it with a roll up. Taylor: Barret flips Tirok off! Skippy: He had him too, dammit! Barret McDougal goes for an Asai moonsault, but Tirok Siban counters it with a Tombstone. Taylor: WHAT A MOVE! Tirok used Barret's moonsault attemp to his advantage, and drove him down with a tombstone. The boos are resurfacing again. Tirok Siban takes Barret McDougal down with a shooting star press. Skippy: Yippee! Barret's done! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Taylor: Shoulder up! Tirok Siban hits a double arm DDT on Barret McDougal. The crowd is wildly cheering Tirok Siban with only a few scattered boos audible. Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the ropes. Tirok Siban misses with a clothesline. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a backdrop. Tirok Siban nails Barret McDougal with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head. The crowd is wildly cheering Tirok Siban with only a few scattered boos audible. Tirok Siban nails Barret McDougal with a cobra clutch suplex. Skippy: Its all Tirok now! Taylor: Barret can come back at any time, just watch! Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the ropes. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with a flying lariat. Taylor: YES! Barret's coming back! Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with a DDT. The cheers for Barret McDougal are drowning out the boos. Barret McDougal locks Tirok Siban in the STF. Taylor: Barret locks Tirok in the STF submission! But he's too close to the ropes! Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Barret McDougal goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Tirok Siban counters it with a back suplex. Taylor: Another amazing move by Tirok! Skippy: See what I mean? Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a spinning thrust kick. The crowd is wildly cheering Tirok Siban with only a few scattered boos audible. Tirok Siban hits a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Barret McDougal.. Tirok Siban nails Barret McDougal with a spin kick. Tirok Siban goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Barret McDougal blocks it. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with a backspin DDT. Taylor: Backspin DDT sends Tirok down! Barret McDougal goes for a backspin DDT, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban executes a legsweep faceslam on Barret McDougal. Skippy: Whooooo! Tirok in charge once again! Tirok Siban leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Taylor: Business...as I've been told...is begining to pick up. Tirok Siban sets up the chair. Tirok Siban goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Barret McDougal counters it with an armdrag takedown. Taylor: Barret saving himself from a cobra clutch suplex! Barret McDougal hits a low blow on Tirok Siban. Taylor: And nails Tirok where it hurts the most! Tirok Siban spits in his eyes. Taylor: WHAT IN THE--...Tirok countered...I guess...with spitting in Barret's eyes. Skippy: One cheap shot, deserves another! He goes for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the turnbuckle, but Barret McDougal reverses it. Barret McDougal runs shoulder-first into the corner. Taylor: Tirok moved out of the way just in time to see his former partner crash into the turnbuckle. Barret McDougal goes for the springboard DDT, but Tirok Siban side-steps and Barret McDougal only hits air. Taylor: Barret tried to catch Tirok off guard, but Tirok proved he is one step ahead of Berret. Skippy: He's smarter, faster...and did I mention, the BEST BOUNTY HUNTER! Marc Liberis removes the chair from the ring. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a top-rope Death Valley Driver. Tirok Siban is starting to get more cheers than boos. Tirok Siban whips Barret McDougal into the turnbuckle. Tirok Siban executes a kick to the groin on Barret McDougal. Tirok Siban leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Taylor: Tirok bringing in the chair once again! Tirok Siban runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Tirok Siban nails Barret McDougal with a kick to the head. Taylor: Martial arts kick to the head! Barret's out! Tirok Siban is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Tirok Siban hits Barret McDougal with a Frankensteiner. Taylor: Barret gets to his feet, but is sent back down with the frankensteiner! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Tirok Siban uses the Rattlesnake Bite on Barret McDougal. Taylor: Rattlesnake Bite #2 for the match...which means... Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Tamer on Barret McDougal. Skippy: THE TAMER IS ON! Barret's done! Barret McDougal breaks the hold after 17 seconds. Taylor: Barret powered out! Barret McDougal executes a Cradle DDT on Tirok Siban. Taylor: Cradle DDT knocks Tirok into another time zone! Skippy: NO! Kick out Tirok! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Barret McDougal goes for the Ultimate End, but Tirok Siban counters it with a kneelift. Tirok Siban takes Barret McDougal down with a springboard somersault dropkick. Tirok Siban goes for a figure-four leglock, but Barret McDougal blocks it. Taylor: Barret blocks the figure-four attempt! Barret McDougal punches Tirok Siban. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Barret McDougal. Barret McDougal kicks Tirok Siban. Barret McDougal goes for a bridging back suplex, but Tirok Siban counters it with a headlock takedown. Tirok Siban places Barret McDougal on the turnbuckle. Tirok Siban uses a belly-to-back superplex on Barret McDougal. Taylor: Barret's dead! Tirok DROVE Barret into the canvas with a top-rope version of the belly-to-back suplex! Skippy: Begining of the end for Barret! The crowd is wildly cheering Tirok Siban with only a few scattered boos audible. Tirok Siban runs into the ropes. Barret McDougal misses with a clothesline. Barret McDougal hits Tirok Siban with a clothesline. Barret McDougal goes for a jumping DDT, but Tirok Siban counters it with a backdrop. Taylor: Tirok counters the Spike DDT with a backdrop...quick thinking by Tirok. Tirok Siban uses a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Barret McDougal.. Tirok Siban executes a backdrop driver on Barret McDougal. Taylor: Backdrop driver...a move rarely seen in the states! Skippy: He's multicultural, that Tirok is! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Taylor: Barret gets a foot on the rope. Tirok Siban takes Barret McDougal down with a spinning thrust kick. The crowd is wildly cheering Tirok Siban with only a few scattered boos audible. Tirok Siban runs into the ropes. Tirok Siban misses with a shoulderblock. Barret McDougal goes for a Frankensteiner, but Tirok Siban counters it with a tiger driver. Taylor: Tiger Driver! Pearl River Plunge! Whatever you call it, its effective! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Taylor: Barret once again gets a foot on the bottom rope. Tirok Siban attempts to place Barret McDougal on the turnbuckle, but Barret McDougal blocks it. Tirok Siban throws Barret McDougal out of the ring. Tirok Siban goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tirok Siban knocks Barret McDougal into the ringpost. Tirok Siban is handed a frying pan. Taylor: Oh no! Tirok's doing some cookin' now! Skippy: I'll take Barret's brains...scrambled... Tirok Siban takes a swing at Barret McDougal with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. Barret McDougal snatches the frying pan from him. Barret McDougal hits him with the frying pan. Taylor: Barret knocks Tirok with the frying pan! Barret's in charge now! The cheers for Barret McDougal are drowning out the boos. Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the guardrail. Barret McDougal reenters the ring. Tirok Siban follows him back in. Tirok Siban brings the the frying pan into the ring. Barret McDougal executes the Breaking Point on Tirok Siban. Taylor: Breaking Point! Tirok's going out! Tirok Siban tries to escape the hold. Tirok Siban summons one last burst of energy. Taylor: This is it! Skippy: NO! He will NEVER give up! Marc Liberis asks Tirok Siban if he should stop the fight. Tirok Siban shakes his head. Marc Liberis asks Tirok Siban if he's still there. Tirok Siban nods. Skippy: NO WAY! Tirok has to much riding for him to submit to Barret! Go Tirok! Marc Liberis asks Tirok Siban if he's still there. Tirok Siban nods. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 38 seconds. Taylor: 38 seconds of hell...and Tirk did not give up! I must give Tirok major props for that! But how much does he have left? Skippy: Enough to win this thing! Barret McDougal executes a Frankensteiner on Tirok Siban. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Taylor: Frakensteiner doesn't put Tirok away. Marc Liberis removes the chair from the ring. Gabriel runs down to ringside. Taylor: WAIT A SECOND! Gabriel?!? What business does he have doing down here?!? Barret McDougal whips Tirok Siban into the ropes, but Tirok Siban reverses it. Gabriel hits Barret McDougal across the knee with the lead pipe. Taylor: HEY! Marc Liberis! You didn't see that?!? Come on...this is ridiculous! Skippy: Barret's just getting what he deserves. The crowd is wildly cheering Tirok Siban with only a few scattered boos audible. Tirok Siban gives the sign for the Rattlesnake Tamer. Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Tamer on Barret McDougal. Taylor: Rattlesnake Tamer put on! Barret's already in pain...this could be it. Skippy: YES! Barret McDougal is valiantly trying to break the hold. Barret McDougal is inching his way towards the ropes. Barret McDougal tries to fight the pain. Barret McDougal submits after 17 seconds. Taylor: GOD DAMMIT! This is bullshit! All thanks to Gabriel...Tirok was able to put on another Rattlesnake Tamer! Skippy: Wah, wah, wah! Tirok Siban doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. The winner is Tirok Siban. Time of match: 0:15:37 Gabriel finds a mic. Taylor: And now the sumbitch is going to speak! Great...just plain GREAT! Gabriel: It's too bad that YOU never learned Hades! I could go on all night about whose protegee is the future, Paine or this, burnt out, Barret McDougal. But let's just say that one man still is a champion, and the other won't even get that chance! Gabriel laughs as the crowd boos loudly. Gabriel: Well, Hades, you got what you wanted. Without even saying a word, you had your answer! Soon enough Hades you'll regret the question. I can guarantee that! Because Hades, those old wounds still haven't healed. It's like a disease... It's in our blood. Even if this proves to be the source of my demise, I'll be content knowing that I took you down with me. Because Hades, that is after all... MY DEADLY DESTINY! Gabriel tosses down the mic and leaves ringside. Taylor: I guess some questions have been answered...but one still remains. Who is the better Bounty Hunter? Barret or Tirok?!? Skippy: You saw it! Tirok just beat Barret! Tirok is the best! Taylor: Or not...without the help of Gabriel, one has to wonder...could Tirok beat Barret?!? Never the less, I'm sure that question will be answered in the weeks to come. What is a fact...is that later tonight Tirok will receive an IC Title shot...against who else but...Mike Torment! Skippy: NO! You got to be kidding me! Its a conspiracy! Dammit! Taylor: Relax, Skippster. That's all from us, we'll leave you to commentator worthy of this PPV. [The camera zooms in on SFWL Commentators, James Anderson and Nick Fury.] JA: Welcome back to SFWL Bombs Away, and there have already been a couple of bombs dropped this evening. NF: This next match is supposed to be an eight-man elimination match between Bastards Inc. and The Dawgs of Destruction. The only problem being, that there are only three members of the D.O.D. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-8-man tag team elimination match. JA: Well, let's not waste any time and find out just who the D.O.D. has found to represent them in their fight against the Bastards! Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sugar, and Lil' Dawg Sounds of Dawg's barking are heard The Dawg Pack and Havoc make their way down to the ring, but stop at the midle of the ramp. T-Bone pull's out a mic The Dawgs of Destruction consisting of: Havoc, "The Mad Dawg" T-Bone, "The Big Dog" The Dawg Fatha and... T-Bone: The place is here, the time is now! The DoD is moments away from Announcing our NEWEST member of the Dawg's of Destruction. And our partner for tonight's match. You see it's the DoD that will take these B's and make them pee when they see this SOB! (T-Bone hands the mic to Dawg Fatha) Dawg Fatha: This man is with out a dobut the most powerful, most destructive man in the SFWL history. He will beat the HELL out of someone if they look at him wrong. He's from the STREET'S of.......(he hands the mic to Havoc) Havoc: QUEEN'S NEW YORK!! Yes people he is the one man that can not be CONTROLED!! HERE HE IS!!! JA: Queens, New York. Is it? A voice is heard over the sound system "NO ONE CAN STOP ME!" The lights go out.... Voice: "NO ONE CAN HANDLE ME!" A blue spot light shines toward the entrance ramp..... Voice: "AND NO ONE WILL CONTROL ME!!" NF: I think it is... "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizket starts to blast over the arena. A man comes riding out on black fat boy Harley Davidson. He has a singapore cane in hand and is wearing a pair of blue jeans, black combat boots, his fists are heavily taped, and he wears a sleevless hooded flannel shirt on which he has the hood over his face so you can tell who it is.. He stops half way down the ramp and rev's up the engine a few times. He steps off the bike and points the cane at the men in the ring. He takes off his hood..... JA: OH MY GOD! That's WILL COMBAT!! He's come back to the SFWL!! Combat pulls out a mic from his Harley, he stands there for a little while and looks around the arena to a chours of cheers Will Combat: Bastards Inc. it's your turn to be controled by the UNCONTORLABLE!! You oughta FUCKING KNOW, I DON'T PLAY GAME'S! I kick ASS! I Don't give a FLYING FUCK who it is! That goes to YOU as well DoD! You don't touch me or speak to me! You need back up, I'm there, I need back you YOU BETTER be there! IT'S as SIMPLE AS THAT! NOW LET'S GET IN THE RING SO I CAN START BEATING THERE ASSES!!! (Combat and the DoD rush down to the ring and slide under the bottom rope) Their opponents... Led to the ring by Heather... At a total combined weight of 1080 pounds... Bastards Inc. consisting of: Five, Mike Torment, Rob Justice and The Professional NF: The Bastards sure don't look to impressed. JA: The Bastards are not an easy bunch to impress they have some of the best talent in the SFWL. All the lights in the arena go out. You can hear people screaming Flashes of cameras going off illuminate the ring long enough to see the opponents standing looking around for someone. A voice is heard over the crowd JA: Now what the hell is this? Voice: BEWARE.......MAYHEM IS COMING!!! A different voice is then heard Voice2: SOMEONE IS GONNA GET HURT.......WHO'S IT GONNA BE? YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE!! The lights cut back on All of the wrestlers in the ring have confused looks on there faces JA: Well, whatever that was about, we can get back to our match here. They lock up. Rob Justice takes Havoc down with a DDT. The crowd is cheering on Rob Justice. Havoc sits up. The crowd is booing Havoc. NF: We have former tag team partners, Rob Justice and Havoc going at it to open this match up. Rob Justice whips Havoc into the turnbuckle. Havoc comes back and rocks Rob Justice with a kick to the midsection. Havoc nails Rob Justice with a belly-to-belly suplex. JA: Belly-to-belly. This one is an elimination match. It won't be short and it won't be pretty. Havoc goes for an eye gouge, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice hits Havoc. Havoc punches Rob Justice. Rob Justice kicks Havoc. The crowd is cheering on Rob Justice. Havoc kicks Rob Justice. Havoc chops Rob Justice. The crowd is booing Havoc. Havoc nails Rob Justice with a choke slam. Havoc hits a brain buster on Rob Justice. JA: VICIOUS BRAINBUSTER BY HAVOC! Havoc whips Rob Justice into the ropes, but Rob Justice reverses it. Rob Justice misses with a clothesline. Havoc hits Rob Justice with a shoulderblock. Havoc tags out to T-Bone. T-Bone and Havoc whip Rob Justice into the ropes. NF: Havoc tagging in T-Bone. T-Bone and Havoc hit Rob Justice with a double choke slam. JA: WHAT A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! T-Bone and Havoc whip Rob Justice into the ropes. They hit Rob Justice with a double fist to the midsection. Havoc leaves the ring. T-Bone whips Rob Justice into the ropes. Rob Justice takes T-Bone down with a clothesline. Rob Justice uses a power bomb on T-Bone. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. JA: Rob Justice gets a two count only. Rob Justice complains about a slow count. NF: And Justice not happy about it. Havoc enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Five enters the ring, but gets cut off. T-Bone and Havoc whip Rob Justice into the ropes. They hit Rob Justice with a double clothesline. Havoc leaves the ring. T-Bone uses an inside cradle on Rob Justice. Marc Liberis counts: One, kickout. JA: T-Bone can't keep Justice down. T-Bone runs into the ropes. T-Bone goes for a backspin DDT, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice tags out to The Professional. Rob Justice uses a clothesline on T-Bone. NF: Now Justice tags in The Professional. The Professional hits a spinning DDT on T-Bone. The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Professional. The Professional and Rob Justice hit T-Bone with a double belly-to-back suplex. JA: The Professional and Justice showing just how good they are in that ring. Havoc enters the ring and throws Rob Justice out of the ring. Havoc leaves the ring. NF: But Havoc doesn't want any part of it, and tosses Justice to the floor. T-Bone leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. T-Bone sets up the chair. T-Bone goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but The Professional counters it with a small package. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. JA: NICE COUNTER! THE PRO ALMOST GOT HIM! All the lights in the arena go out The same voice as before is heard once again. JA: WHAT THE HELL? Voice: DOD Voice2: BI Voice1&2: IT'S ALMOST TIME TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS THAT'S GOING TO DIE!! All the lights in the arena once again cut back on NF: THE PERSON WHO KEEPS SCREWING AROUND WITH OUR EQUIPMENT IS GOING TO DIE! The Professional hits T-Bone with a spinning DDT. The cheers for The Professional are drowning out the boos. The Professional is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, kickout. JA: Nice spinning DDT, but the Professional can't keep T-Bone down. The Professional tags out to Mike Torment. NF: The Bastards making some quick tags. The Professional goes for a dropkick, but T-Bone side-steps and The Professional only hits air. JA: The Professional missed his mark. The Professional leaves the ring. T-Bone sets up the chair. T-Bone executes a Gorilla Press onto the chair on Mike Torment. NF: And Mike Torment paid for it! T-Bone takes Mike Torment down with a Northern Lights bomb. The crowd seems to be rallying behind T-Bone. Marc Liberis removes the chair from the ring. T-Bone leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. NF: Marc gets rind of the chair, so T-Bone looks for something else. T-Bone hits Mike Torment with a spinebuster slam. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Mike Torment sits up. JA: Two count as the Intercontinental Champion just tosses him off! A portion of the crowd is cheering Mike Torment. T-Bone tags out to Will Combat. Will Combat and T-Bone hit Mike Torment with a double Gorilla Press. T-Bone leaves the ring. NF: HERE IT IS! WELCOME BACK WILL! Will Combat nails Mike Torment with a backdrop driver. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Will Combat complains about a slow count. JA: WHAT A BACKDROP DRIVER! I thought he might have had Torment right there myself! Mike Torment nails Will Combat with an inside cradle. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. NF: But Will almost got himself eliminated by jawing with the ref! Mike Torment whips Will Combat into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Will Combat moves out of the way. Will Combat hits him with the ring bell. JA: Mike Torment gets PASTED with the ring bell! Mike Torment is busted wide open. Marc Liberis throws the ring bell out of the ring. Will Combat whips Mike Torment into the ropes, but Mike Torment reverses it. Will Combat executes a koppo kick on Mike Torment. NF: Torment is busted wide open now! A portion of the crowd is booing Will Combat. Will Combat runs into the ropes. Will Combat hits Mike Torment with a kick. Will Combat runs into the ropes. Will Combat executes a koppo kick on Mike Torment. Will Combat goes for an armbar submission, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment runs into the ropes. Will Combat hits Mike Torment with a kick. Mike Torment sits up. A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Torment. Will Combat whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment reverses it. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner. Will Combat uses an Asai moonsault on Mike Torment. JA: Asai moonsault! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Mike Torment sits up. A portion of the crowd is cheering Mike Torment. NF: Will Combat can't quite keep Torment down. T-Bone enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rob Justice enters the ring and lays out T-Bone. Mike Torment and Rob Justice whip Will Combat into the ropes. They hit Will Combat with a double fist to the midsection. Rob Justice leaves the ring. Mike Torment gives him a backdrop, but Will Combat doesn't even care. Mike Torment tags out to Rob Justice. NF: Here comes rob Justice back in. I'm sure he'd like a piece of Will Combat! Rob Justice whips Will Combat into the ropes. Rob Justice takes Will Combat down with a clothesline. Rob Justice tags out to Five. JA: Now Five coming in for the first time! Five and Rob Justice whip Will Combat into the ropes. They attempt to hit Will Combat with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Will Combat hits them with a double clothesline. A portion of the crowd is booing Will Combat. JA: Will combat taking both men down! Rob Justice leaves the ring. Will Combat goes for a high kick, but Five counters it with a legsweep. Five hits Will Combat with a belly-to-belly suplex. Five acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Five whips Will Combat into the ropes. Five hits a kick to the midsection on Will Combat. Five goes for the High Five, but Will Combat counters it with a backdrop. NF: Will Combat avoids the High Five! A portion of the crowd is booing Will Combat. Will Combat hits Five. A portion of the crowd is booing Will Combat. Will Combat kicks Five. JA: So far, Dawg Fatha the only member of the DOD not to be tagged in yet. A portion of the crowd is cheering Will Combat. Will Combat goes for an Asai moonsault, but Five side-steps and Will Combat only hits air. Five whips Will Combat into the ropes. Will Combat hits Five with an elbow. Will Combat goes for an armbar submission, but Five blocks it. Five tags out to The Professional. NF: Five tagging out to The Professional. They are keeping Will Combat off balance. The Professional and Five whip Will Combat into the ropes. They hit Will Combat with a double clothesline. Five leaves the ring. The Professional hits Will Combat with a European uppercut. Five enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Professional and Five whip Will Combat into the ropes. They hit Will Combat with a double backdrop. Five hits a back suplex on Will Combat. The Professional hits Will Combat with a flying elbowdrop. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Five leaves the ring. JA: Nice double team by The Professional and five, but Will Combat is still in this one. The Professional gives him a dropkick, but Will Combat doesn't even care. The Professional gives him a forearm smash, but Will Combat doesn't even care. The Professional nails Will Combat with an armbar takedown. NF: Will Combat throwing up the NO SALE sign! The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but Will Combat blocks it. JA: He's in good company in the D.O.D. Will Combat punches The Professional. Will Combat punches The Professional. Will Combat tags out to The Dawg Fatha. JA: HERE COMES THE DAWG FATHA! The Dawg Fatha whips The Professional into the ropes. Lil' Dawg pulls down the top rope. The Dawg Fatha goes through the ropes. NF: How did Lil' Dawg even reach the top rope? Will Combat comes over to make it two-on-one. Will Combat goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional reenters the ring. The Dawg Fatha follows him back in. The Professional whips The Dawg Fatha into the ropes, but The Dawg Fatha reverses it. The Dawg Fatha hits The Professional with a backdrop. The Dawg Fatha tags out to Will Combat. JA: A quick tag back to Combat. Will Combat and The Dawg Fatha hit The Professional with a double choke slam.. The Dawg Fatha goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Professional counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Professional. The Dawg Fatha rolls out of the ring. The Professional gives him a roundhouse right, but Will Combat doesn't even care. NF: Will Combat trying to prove himself tonight. The Professional throws Will Combat out of the ring. The Professional goes through the ropes. The Professional whips Will Combat into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Will Combat executes a kick to the head on The Professional. Will Combat knocks The Professional into the ringpost. Storm comes from behind and distracts The Professional. JA: It doesn't look like Will Combat has lost a step. Will Combat whips The Professional into the guardrail. The Dawg Fatha comes over to make it two-on-one. The Dawg Fatha goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but The Professional side-steps and The Dawg Fatha only hits air. The cheers for The Professional are drowning out the boos. NF: Dawg Fatha just a little too slow for The Professional. The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but Will Combat counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Dawg Fatha comes over to make it two-on-one. Rob Justice comes over, but gets cut off. Will Combat uses a full nelson faceslam on The Professional. They're brawling inside the ring area. Will Combat hits The Professional with a kick to the groin. Will Combat goes for a high kick, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional throws Will Combat back into the ring. The Professional goes for the Professional Courtesy, but he can't do it. JA: The Professional unable to pick up Will Combat for the Professional Courtesy! Will Combat counters it with a vertical suplex. Will Combat hits The Professional with a belly-to-belly suplex. A portion of the crowd is cheering Will Combat. NF: Somehow I don't think that Will Combat is professional OR curteous! Will Combat executes the Knockdown-Dragout on The Professional. The Professional tries to escape the hold. The Professional is close to passing out from the pain. JA: THE KNOCKDOWN-DRAGOUT! The Professional is in trouble if he can't break this hold! Marc Liberis checks The Professional's arm. He lifts it... it falls. NF: The Professional may be out! He lifts it... it falls. JA: If his arm drops one more time it's over! He lifts it... it stays up ! The Professional fights his way out of the hold after 47 seconds. NF: NO! THE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTS HIS WAY OUT OF THE KNOCKDOWN-DRAGOUT! Will Combat goes for a high kick, but The Professional counters it with a legsweep. The Professional executes a DDT on Will Combat. JA: DDT! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Will Combat tags out to The Dawg Fatha. NF: A desperation tag to the Dawg Fatha! The Dawg Fatha and Will Combat hit The Professional with a double kick to the groin. Rob Justice enters the ring, but gets cut off. JA: The Professional is going to wish he'd never been on the receiving end of that one! The Dawg Fatha and Will Combat whip The Professional into the ropes. The Dawg Fatha and Will Combat hit The Professional with a double Gorilla Press. Will Combat hits a koppo kick on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha executes a crotch slam on The Professional. Will Combat leaves the ring. The Dawg Fatha whips The Professional into the ropes. NF: Will Combat showing promise here, and the D.O.D showing unity, something they've lacked as of late. The Dawg Fatha chops The Professional. The cheers for The Dawg Fatha are drowning out the boos. The Dawg Fatha chops The Professional. The Dawg Fatha hits a fisherman buster on The Professional. The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Dawg Fatha. The Dawg Fatha uses a dropkick from the second rope on The Professional. The Dawg Fatha takes The Professional down with the Rocker Dropper. The Dawg Fatha uses a low blow on The Professional. The Professional begs off. JA: THE PREOFESSIONAL IS IN TROUBLE! He may have one victory over The Dawg Fatha tonight, but he may be eliminated here! Havoc enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rob Justice enters the ring, but gets cut off. Havoc goes for a choke slam, but The Professional counters it with a kick to the midsection. In turn, Havoc counters it with a dragon screw. NF: Some unusually fast counter wrestling by Havoc! The Dawg Fatha takes The Professional down with a flying bulldog. The cheers for The Dawg Fatha are drowning out the boos. Havoc goes for a powerslam, but The Professional counters it with a sunset flip. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. JA: Havoc wasn't the legal man but he almost got eliminated anyways! Havoc rolls out of the ring. The Professional nails The Dawg Fatha with a backspin DDT. The boos are resurfacing again. The Professional tags out to Rob Justice. JA: Rob Justice tagged back in. Rob Justice and The Professional whip The Dawg Fatha into the ropes. They attempt to hit The Dawg Fatha with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. The Dawg Fatha hits them with a double clothesline. The Professional leaves the ring. NF: The Dawg Fatha is like a brick wall in there. The Dawg Fatha goes for an inverted power bomb, but Rob Justice blocks it. Rob Justice nails The Dawg Fatha with a clothesline. Rob Justice takes The Dawg Fatha down with a DDT. The crowd is really behind Rob Justice. The Dawg Fatha whips Rob Justice into the ropes. The Dawg Fatha hits Rob Justice with an elbow. The Dawg Fatha tags out to Havoc. JA: And here comes Havoc. Great tag team exchanges by both teams! The Professional enters the ring and lays out The Dawg Fatha. The crowd is wildly cheering The Professional with only a few scattered boos audible. Rob Justice and The Professional hit Havoc with a double DDT. The Professional leaves the ring. NF: WHAT A DDT! Rob Justice goes for a flying sunset flip, but Havoc sits down on him. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. JA: Rob Justice couldn't bring Havoc over. Havoc uses a Steinerline on Rob Justice. Rob Justice executes a low blow on Havoc. NF: That stopped Havoc in his tracks! Rob Justice places Havoc on the turnbuckle. Rob Justice executes the Brickyard Blues on Havoc. JA: THE BRICKYARD BLUES! GOODNIGHT HAVOC! The crowd is really behind Rob Justice. All the lights in the arena got out NF: AGAIN! WHAT THE HELL! Voice: MAYHEM!! a small red spot light lights up a section of the ramp A large man wearing blue jeans a black t-shirt and a red ski mask and is carrying a black medal pipe walks from behind the curtain and stands Voice2: BRUISER!! Another small red spot light lights up the other section of the ramp. A man in blue jeans, a white muscle t-shirt and a black ski mask carrying a singapore cane steps out and stands in the light. Both are carrying a mic. They both point there weapons at the men in the ring. They both begin walking toward the ring slowly. Man in the red mask: We are two men that are going to take one of your teams out. NF: WILL YOU JUST SAY IT! Man in the black mask: We are the men that will show the world that the best stable around is the.............. D......O.......D!!! The men throw their weapons to Havoc and Will Combat Sugar and Lil' Dawg throw two oversized steel dawg bones to Dawg Fatha and T-Bone Havoc nails Torment with the pipe Will Combat takes out Five with the singapore cane Dawg Fatha and T-Bone take out Professional and Justice Havoc grabs the mic NF: OH LOOK NOW WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS? The masked men get in the ring. Havoc: Mayhem take off that mask! The man in the red mask takes off his mask. Havoc: This man is MY long time pal and together we are going to beat everyone in this company! Havoc hands the mic to Combat Will Combat: And EVERYONE know's this S.O.B. Bully take off that mask! "Bully" Brick Bruiser takes off his mask. Will Combat: And STARTING TONIGHT THE DOD WILL BE THE BEST STABLE IN THE SFWL!! CONTROL US (evil Laugh)..........I THINK NOOOOOTTTT!!! Will Combat spikes the mic down and stomps away at Five Brick Bruiser and T-Bone pick up and hold The Professional in place. Lil' Dawg enters the ring and run's at Pro nailing him with a headbutt to the groin. Then takes him down with a Bite to the groin The Professional is writhing in pain Mayhem executes a top rope powerbomb on Justice Havoc is thrown a chair. Havoc nails Torment A loud horn is heard A big black dump truck backs up the ramp with a back full of various item's It slowly backs up all the way to the edge of the ring then stops. Kevin Cash gets out of the dump truck and gives a thumbs up to the DoD then he walks back to the locker room. Dawg Fatha climbs into the back of the dump truck. He throws into the ring a power wheels Dawg Pack monster truck, a truck tire, a trash can, a box fan, a mini trampoline, a barb-wired chair, some rope and a table. Will Combat picks up the truck tire and ties the rope around it real tight making sure it wont break or loosen. Mayhem picks up Torment and puches him in the face Will Combat slams the tire over the body of Torment Will Combat and Havoc grab the rope and with all their might throw Torment over the tope rope with the tire around him. Combat and Havoc keep pulling up the tire bouncing it up and down. Lil' Dawg jumps down and stands on the tire and pounds his chest like Tarzan. Dawg Fatha picks up the barb wire chair and smacks the Professional in the head with it. T-Bone sets up a steel chair and the mini trampoline behind it T-Bone takes a running start springs off the chair jumps onto the trampoline spings off of it onto the top rope and nails Justice with a moonsault. JA: This is ridiculous. I don't think True North uses this much Plundah and Love! Combat, Bruiser, Havoc, Mayhem, Lil' Dawg and T-Bone all jump in the back of the truck. T-Bone grabs the mic T-Bone: Take a look SFWL at the best group of wrestlers and entertainers that this company has to offer. Because YOU WILL be seeing a whole lot more of destruction LIKE TONIGHT! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT......TOUGH TITTY SAID THE KITTY!!! Cuz the DoD IS The entire DoD: LARGE AND IN CHARGE!!! Sugar gets in the front seat and drives off to the back stage area. This match is a no-contest. Time of match: 0:13:22 JA: Well that match is done. And so are we until the main event. See you later tonight! Bob Tail: Thanks alot guys, and welcome everybody to what is built up to be a great Cruiserweight title match. Johnny Red: We will see if Farouki has what it takes to fight in the big leagues, when he takes on the current cruiserweight champ, Jason Chadbourne. Bob Tail: And now, to the ring!! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kate "Sascha" Elliot... Hailing from Sault St. Marie, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 214 pounds... The SFWL Cruiserweight Champion... "The Paradigm" Jason Chadborne His opponent... Led to the ring by "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman... Hailing from Beirut, Lebanon... Weighing in at 219 pounds... "Furious" Farah Farouki They lock up. Jason Chadborne kicks Farah Farouki. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Farah Farouki kicks Jason Chadborne. The crowd is going crazy. Bob Tail: Looks like the crowd has picked their favorite already. Jason Chadborne kicks Farah Farouki. Farah Farouki punches Jason Chadborne. Farah Farouki takes Jason Chadborne down with a single-leg takedown. Farah Farouki attempts to place Jason Chadborne on the turnbuckle, but Jason Chadborne blocks it. Farah Farouki throws Jason Chadborne out of the ring. Farah Farouki goes through the ropes. Farah Farouki reenters the ring. Jason Chadborne follows him back in. Johnny Red: Neither wrestler wanting to spend any time on the outside. Bob Tail: Well, you have to be in the ring to win it. Farah Farouki hits a dragon suplex on Jason Chadborne. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, Farah Farouki lifts a shoulder, thr... kickout. Bob Tail: Close one there for Chadborne! Farah Farouki catches Jason Chadborne in a camel clutch. Jason Chadborne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Johnny Red: Farouki is trying to wear Chadborne down. Bob Tail: So far he is doing a good job containing Chadborne. Farah Farouki whips Jason Chadborne into the ropes. Farah Farouki hits Jason Chadborne with a rolling kick. Farah Farouki hits Jason Chadborne with a rana. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Farah Farouki poses for the fans. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Farah Farouki. Farah Farouki takes Jason Chadborne down with a vertical facebuster. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Bob Tail: And Farouki is really putting it to Chadborne now. Johnny Red: Jason needs to mount some sort of offense to get back in this thing. Farah Farouki nails Jason Chadborne with a spinning backbreaker. Farah Farouki executes the Desert Rose on Jason Chadborne. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Farah Farouki takes Jason Chadborne down with a slingshot facebuster. The crowd erupts. Farah Farouki runs into the ropes. Farah Farouki hits Jason Chadborne with a clothesline. Jason Chadborne falls out of the ring. Farah Farouki jumps onto him with a flip plancha. The crowd is giving Farah Farouki a standing ovation. Farah Farouki nails Jason Chadborne with an enzuigiri. Farah Farouki throws Jason Chadborne back into the ring. Farah Farouki brings the table into the ring. Bob Tail: Farah wanting to cause some real damage. Jason Chadborne throws Farah Farouki out of the ring. Jason Chadborne goes through the ropes. Jason Chadborne uses a low blow on Farah Farouki. Jason Chadborne is handed the ring bell. Jason Chadborne hits him with the ring bell. Jason Chadborne whips Farah Farouki into the guardrail. Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes from behind, but Farah Farouki nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jason Chadborne hits Farah Farouki with a knifehand chop. Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes from behind and distracts Farah Farouki. Jason Chadborne is handed a fire extinguisher. Jason Chadborne hits him with the fire extinguisher. Johnny Red: And with the help of Sascha and a couple of foreign objects, Jason Chadborne has found a way back in this thing. Bob Tail: Well, never forget...he is part of True North, and they live to cheat! Jason Chadborne uses a fisherman suplex on Farah Farouki. Kate "Sascha" Elliot comes from behind, but Farah Farouki nails Kate "Sascha" Elliot. Jason Chadborne whips Farah Farouki into the guardrail. Jason Chadborne mocks the fans. Jason Chadborne is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Jason Chadborne mocks the fans. Jason Chadborne is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Jason Chadborne hits a low blow on Farah Farouki. Bob Tail: That's two low blows, get back in the ring, damn it! Johnny Red: It's all part of the game. If Farouki did his homework, he would have a cup on. Jason Chadborne whips Farah Farouki into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Farah Farouki goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Jason Chadborne ducks out of the way. "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman comes from behind and distracts Jason Chadborne. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bob Tail: Sima buying the time that Farouki needs to get back into this! Farah Farouki hits a moonsault bodyblock on Jason Chadborne. Farah Farouki poses for the fans. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Farah Farouki hits the Garvin Stomp on Jason Chadborne. Farah Farouki sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Farah Farouki tries to drive Jason Chadborne through the table with a backdrop driver, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Johnny Red: Eewww, and there is the inexperience of Farouki. Jason has this in the bag. Jason Chadborne is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Jason Chadborne goes for a fisherman suplex, but Farah Farouki counters it with a small package. Bob Tail: Don't count Farouki out yet, Johnny. He is in this title match for a reason. Farah Farouki sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Farah Farouki tries to drive Jason Chadborne through the table with a swinging bulldog, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Johnny Red: I rest my case. Jason Chadborne goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Farah Farouki blocks it. Farah Farouki throws Jason Chadborne back into the ring. Farah Farouki kicks Jason Chadborne. Farah Farouki kicks Jason Chadborne. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Farah Farouki. Farah Farouki hits a rana on Jason Chadborne. Marc Liberis counts: One, shoulder up. Farah Farouki places Jason Chadborne on the turnbuckle. Farah Farouki takes Jason Chadborne down with a top-rope gutbuster. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Bob Tail: Farah back in this thing with a vengence! Johnny Red: He is too busted up. Chadborne will work him over. Farah Farouki attempts to place Jason Chadborne on the turnbuckle, but Jason Chadborne blocks it. Farah Farouki executes a vertical facebuster on Jason Chadborne. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Farah Farouki sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Farah Farouki tries to drive Jason Chadborne through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Johnny Red: This kid needs to stop trying these high risk table moves! Bob Tail: And now Jason Chadborne intends to do a little more damage to Farouki! Jason Chadborne leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Jason Chadborne sets up the chair. Jason Chadborne uses the Liger Bomb onto the chair on Farah Farouki. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Jason Chadborne whips Farah Farouki into the ropes. Jason Chadborne hits Farah Farouki with an elbow. Jason Chadborne uses knee clip on Farah Farouki. Jason Chadborne is going for the pin. Johnny Red: What did I tell you...this one is over! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Bob Tail: Not quite, Johnny... Jason Chadborne executes a Japanese armdrag takedown on Farah Farouki. Jason Chadborne executes a springboard bulldog on Farah Farouki. The crowd is booing Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Bob Tail: Another kick out! Johnny Red: But Chadborne has been mounting a strong offense, Farouki is all but lost! Jason Chadborne executes a Japanese armdrag takedown on Farah Farouki. Jason Chadborne executes a springboard bulldog on Farah Farouki. The crowd is booing Jason Chadborne. Johnny Redd: This crowd obviously doesn't know anything about talent. Jason Chadborne is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Jason Chadborne complains about a slow count. Johnny Red: This match should of been over, where is a another referee? Bob Tail: Shut up, Johnny. Jason Chadborne mocks the fans. The crowd is booing Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne goes for a superkick, but Farah Farouki ducks out of the way.. Farah Farouki places Jason Chadborne on the turnbuckle. Farah Farouki takes Jason Chadborne down with a super fisherman buster. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Farah Farouki places Jason Chadborne on the turnbuckle. Farah Farouki goes for a top-rope gutbuster, but Jason Chadborne blocks it. Jason Chadborne throws Farah Farouki off the turnbuckle. Jason Chadborne nails Farah Farouki with a springboard dropkick. Marc Liberis removes the chair from the ring. Bob Tail: Finally, the ref takes out that chair. Jason Chadborne whips Farah Farouki into the ropes. Jason Chadborne nails Farah Farouki with a Japanese armdrag takedown. Jason Chadborne uses the Michinoku Driver on Farah Farouki. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, kickout. Farah Farouki begs off. Johnny Red: Obviously Farouki knows he is out classed. Jason Chadborne executes a reverse neckbreaker on Farah Farouki. The crowd is booing Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne sets up Farah Farouki on the table. Jason Chadborne tries to drive Farah Farouki through the table with a reverse Gory special bomb, but he blocks it. Farah Farouki hits a rolling kick on Jason Chadborne. Farah Farouki sets up Jason Chadborne on the table. Bob Tail: Farouki trying to get back in this thing! Farah Farouki tries to drive Jason Chadborne through the table with a backdrop driver, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Both Kate "Sascha" Elliot and "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman jump up on the apron. Marc Liberis tries to send them back down. Johnny Red: Marc Liberis needs to get control, before all hell breaks loose! Jason Chadborne takes Farah Farouki down with a back heel kick. Jason Chadborne leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Jason Chadborne sets up the chair. Jason Chadborne takes Farah Farouki down with a DDT onto the chair. Jason Chadborne takes Farah Farouki down with a dropkick. Bob Tail: Chadborne taking advantage of the havoc to use the chair! Marc Liberis is back on the job. Jason Chadborne hits Farah Farouki with an armdrag takedown. Jason Chadborne hits a springboard dropkick on Farah Farouki. Jason Chadborne is going for the pin. Marc Liberis counts: One, kickout. Johnny Redd: Only one? Jason Chadborne mocks the fans. The crowd is booing Jason Chadborne. Bob Tail: Chadborne giving more attention to the crowd then his opponent. Jason Chadborne hits a superkick on Farah Farouki. Farah Farouki begs off. Jason Chadborne whips Farah Farouki into the turnbuckle, but Farah Farouki reverses it. Farah Farouki runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jason Chadborne lifts his knee. Jason Chadborne executes a knee pull-up on Farah Farouki. Jason Chadborne hits a flying senton on Farah Farouki. Johnny Red: And here's the count! Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Jason Chadborne mocks the fans. Bob Tail: Chadborne still more concerned with the crowd, then his opponent! Johnny Red: Well look at Farouki, Chadborne has this in the bag, and knows it. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Farah Farouki begs off. Jason Chadborne sets up Farah Farouki on the table. Jason Chadborne executes a reverse Gory special bomb through the table. The table didn't break. The crowd is booing Jason Chadborne. Jason Chadborne sets up the chair. Johnny Red: Chadborne looking to put Farouki away right here! Jason Chadborne goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Farah Farouki counters it with a backdrop. Bob Tail: Farouki reverses it! Farah Farouki hits a single-leg takedown on Jason Chadborne. Kate "Sascha" Elliot tries to interfere, but "Sumptuous" Sima Rakhman prevents her from doing so. Bob Tail: The managers are going at it now. Farah Farouki uses a vertical facebuster on Jason Chadborne. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Bob Tail: Farouki almost pulled off the win there... Johnny Red: What the hell is going on? Farah Farouki attempts to place Jason Chadborne on the turnbuckle, but Jason Chadborne blocks it. Farah Farouki executes an Exploder suplex on Jason Chadborne. Marc Liberis counts: One, two, three. The chants for Farah Farouki are deafening. Bob Tail: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!! Johnny Red: I don't believe it! Bob Tail: Chadborne, more concerned with the crowd, drops his title to a great young talent, for the SFWL, this is Bob Tail and Johnny Red thanking you for joining us for this great match. The winner is Farah Farouki. Time of match: 0:09:50 The Professional is seen walking backstage. The Crack Habit Rabbit comes from behind a corner and hits the Professional over the head with a pair of salad scissors. The salad scissors are broken in half. The Crack Habit Rabbit puts the Professional in a side headlock. The Crack Habit Rabbit drags the Professional down a corridor and down the aisle of the arena to the ring. The fans cheer when they see this. The Crack Habit Rabbit throws the Professional into the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit takes a microphone from the timekeeper. The Crack Habit Rabbit returns to the ring and proceeds to stomp away on the Professional. CHR: Okay, Pro. Everybody knows, including you, you sorry piece of rhino feces -- why I've dragged you out here to the ring. It's because you betrayed me as a partner. You abandoned the fans who adored us. In other words, you... The Crack Habit Rabbit points to the fans. Fans: Sold-out! CHR: That's right. You sold out the Cult of Personality. For what? The Bastards? So you can be at the bottom of the card, fighting the Dawgs of Destruction? I don't see any gold around that waist, Pro. And as long as I'm in the SFWL, it isn't going to happen either. You had it all figured out, didn't you? Well, I'm afraid all your plans are going to come crashing down. The Crack Habit Rabbit leaves the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit fishes for something under the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit pulls out three steel chairs and an ironing board. The Crack Habit Rabbit tosses the ironing board and two chairs into the ring.. The Crack Habit Rabbit raises the chair above his head and the fans cheer. The Crack Habit Rabbit rolls into the ring and steps up the two chairs. The Crack Habit Rabbit places the ironing board across the chairs. The Professional has attempted to escape in the meantime. The Crack Habit Rabbit hits a wicked chairshot to the back of the head of the Professional. The Crack Habit Rabbit props the Professional on the board. The Crack Habit Rabbit climbs to the top turnbuckle. The Crack Habit Rabbit splashes through the board. The Crack Habit Rabbit gets to his feet and marches proudly around the ring. The Crack Habit Rabbit slings the Professional over his shoulder and walks back up the aisle to backstage. Davis: We're back, ladies and gentlemen, to bring you tonight's next two matches! Briggs: And BOTH of these matches are for SFWL titles! Up first, True North will face Rebirth for the tag straps! Davis: And I've just been informed that, despite wrestling that brutal King of the Road match only two hours ago, Wayne Reid has elected to participate in this contest! It's going to be Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid versus Five and Tirok Siban for the SFWL World Tag Team titles! Briggs: Both Five and Reid are at FAR less than one hundred percent after facing each other in that King of the Road match earlier tonight! They're really going to be relying on their partners in this one! Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 575 pounds... The SFWL World Tag Team Champions... Rebirth Their opponents... Led to the ring by Kate "Sascha" Elliot... At a total combined weight of 628 pounds... True North consisting of: Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid They lock up. Briggs: Tirok Siban and Wayne Reid starting this one off! Wayne Reid whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Wayne Reid misses with a kick. Tirok Siban hits Wayne Reid with a clothesline. Tirok Siban takes Wayne Reid down with a spinning thrust kick. Davis: A devastating spin kick by Siban sends Wayne Reid reeling! Tirok Siban gives him a spin kick, but Wayne Reid only stares at him. Tirok Siban hits a legsweep faceslam on Wayne Reid. Tirok Siban gives him a spin kick, but Wayne Reid only stares at him. Wayne Reid uses an eye gouge on Tirok Siban. Briggs: Reid stops Siban cold with a rake of the eyes! Wayne Reid goes for a hammerlock, but Tirok Siban reverses it. Tirok Siban takes Wayne Reid down with a springboard somersault dropkick. Davis: What a maneuver! Briggs: Tirok Siban is running circles around Wayne Reid in there! Tirok Siban seemingly enjoys the boos. Tirok Siban goes for a springboard somersault dropkick, but Wayne Reid blocks it. Wayne Reid tags out to Brian Bowers. Briggs: Reid wisely makes the tag! Five enters the ring and throws Wayne Reid out of the ring. Davis: But Five is in to break up the double-team situation! Five executes a lariat on Brian Bowers. Tirok Siban goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Brian Bowers counters it with a crucifix. Briggs: Bowers takes him down with a crucifix! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And he gets two! Wayne Reid goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tirok Siban counters it with a punch. Wayne Reid rolls out of the ring. Tirok Siban whips Brian Bowers into the turnbuckle. Tirok Siban charges into the corner. Briggs: Tirok Siban driving his shoulder into the midsection of Brian Bowers! Tirok Siban tags out to Five. Davis: And Siban makes a tag of his own! Wayne Reid enters the ring, but gets cut off. Five and Tirok Siban whip Brian Bowers into the ropes. They hit Brian Bowers with a double kick to the midsection. Briggs: Big double boot by Rebirth! Wayne Reid gets back up and throws Tirok Siban out of the ring. Davis: And Tirok Siban is sent to the outside! Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid whip Five into the ropes. They hit Five with a double fist to the midsection. Briggs: Bowers and Reid with a vicious double-team maneuver! Wayne Reid leaves the ring. Brian Bowers whips Five into the ropes. Brian Bowers misses with a clothesline. Brian Bowers puts Five in a chokehold. Davis: Brian Bowers choking Five out! Five tries to escape the hold. Brian Bowers lets go after 13 seconds. Briggs: But he's unable to get the submission, and lets him go! Brian Bowers goes for an Asai leg lariat, but Five side-steps and Brian Bowers only hits air. Briggs: Brian Bowers missed that leg lariat by a mile! A portion of the crowd is booing Five. Five executes a snap mare on Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers begs off. Five takes Brian Bowers down with a punch. Five chops Brian Bowers. Five chops Brian Bowers. Davis: Five taking the fight to the former World Heavyweight champion! Five acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Five punches Brian Bowers. Five acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Brian Bowers hits Five. Brian Bowers kicks Five. Briggs: Brian Bowers fighting back with shots of his own! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Brian Bowers. Five punches Brian Bowers. Five is starting to get more cheers than boos. Five kicks Brian Bowers. Five is starting to get more cheers than boos. Five punches Brian Bowers. Davis: This is nothing but a brawl now! Five acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Five executes a back suplex on Brian Bowers. Five tags out to Tirok Siban. Briggs: Five with the tag to Siban! Tirok Siban and Five hit Brian Bowers with a double snap suplex. Davis: And Rebirth take Bowers over with a double suplex! Five leaves the ring. Tirok Siban runs into the ropes. Tirok Siban hits Brian Bowers with a kick. Tirok Siban hits a double underhook piledriver on Brian Bowers. Briggs: Kudome Driver! Tirok Siban just PLANTED Brian Bowers! Tirok Siban is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Tirok Siban nails Brian Bowers with a double arm DDT. Davis: And he drives him face-first into the canvas with a double-arm DDT! Briggs: Bang bang! Tirok Siban seemingly enjoys the boos. Tirok Siban takes Brian Bowers down with a backdrop driver. Briggs: Backdrop driver! He covers... Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Davis: But he only gets ONE! Five enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Wayne Reid enters the ring and lays out Five. Briggs: All four men in the ring now! Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid whip Tirok Siban into the ropes. They hit Tirok Siban with a double backdrop. Wayne Reid leaves the ring. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Tirok Siban hits Brian Bowers with a kick. Davis: Tirok takes him down with a charging thrust kick! Tirok Siban goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Tirok Siban misses with a kick. Tirok Siban goes for a back heel kick, but Brian Bowers counters it with a cradle suplex. In turn, Tirok Siban counters it with an achilles tendon hold. Briggs: A great scientific series there, and it's Tirok who comes out ahead! Brian Bowers tries to escape the hold. Brian Bowers tries to fight the pain. Brian Bowers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds. Davis: Brian Bowers able to draw the break! Tirok Siban runs into the ropes. Tirok Siban uses a back heel kick on Brian Bowers. Brian Bowers begs off. Davis: Brian Bowers running for cover... Five enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Briggs: But Five heads him off at the pass! Tirok Siban and Five hit Brian Bowers with a double snap suplex. Wayne Reid enters the ring and throws Five out of the ring. Davis: But here's Reid with the save! Wayne Reid executes a football tackle on Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers nails Tirok Siban with an enzuigiri. Wayne Reid leaves the ring. Brian Bowers executes a sitdown faceslam on Tirok Siban. Briggs: Bowers drives Siban into the mat with a sit-down faceslam! Brian Bowers locks Tirok Siban in a chokehold. Davis: And he follows it up with a blatant choke! Tirok Siban is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tirok Siban tries to fight the pain. Tirok Siban tries to escape the hold. Tirok Siban breaks the hold after 24 seconds. Briggs: Siban able to break free, but that hold HAD to take a lot out of him! Tirok Siban kicks Brian Bowers. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Brian Bowers chops Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers punches Tirok Siban. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Tirok Siban hits Brian Bowers. The boos are resurfacing again. Brian Bowers kicks Tirok Siban. Davis: Brian Bowers and Tirok Siban taking each other apart! The boos are resurfacing again. Tirok Siban hits Brian Bowers. Tirok Siban kicks Brian Bowers. The crowd is wildly cheering Tirok Siban with only a few scattered boos audible. Tirok Siban goes for a spin kick, but Brian Bowers ducks out of the way. Briggs: Bowers ducks the spin kick... Brian Bowers hits a kick to the midsection on Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers executes a fisherman buster on Tirok Siban. Davis: And drops Tirok on his head with a fisherman buster! The boos are resurfacing again. Brian Bowers whips Tirok Siban into the turnbuckle. Brian Bowers chops Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Brian Bowers kicks Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers tags out to Wayne Reid. Briggs: And there's the tag to Wayne Reid! Brian Bowers nails Tirok Siban with a double underhook faceslam. Davis: Bowers drives him down with the Pedigree! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Wayne Reid hits Tirok Siban with the Northern Exposure. Briggs: And Wayne Reid lands the Northern Exposure! He stays on him for the cover... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: Two and a half! Brian Bowers nails Tirok Siban with a brain buster. Briggs: Bowers catches the groggy Siban with a brainbuster! Wayne Reid uses the Northern Exposure on Tirok Siban. Davis: And Wayne Reid hits ANOTHER Northern Exposure! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: But he STILL can't get the three count! Brian Bowers leaves the ring. Wayne Reid executes a bodyslam on Tirok Siban. Davis: Scoop and a slam by Reid! Wayne Reid takes Tirok Siban down with the Northern Exposure. Briggs: Followed by a THIRD Northern Exposure! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: But Tirok STILL kicks out! Briggs: What a display of tenacity by Tirok Siban! He just sustained THREE of those devastating Northern Exposure splashes! Wayne Reid goes for a short lariat, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban hits Wayne Reid. Tirok Siban hits Wayne Reid. Davis: And he's still fighting! All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Tirok Siban hits a back heel kick on Wayne Reid. Tirok Siban hits Wayne Reid with a roundhouse kick. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban tags out to Five. Briggs: We're seeing a lot of quick tags from Rebirth here tonight! Five hits a gutwrench suplex on Wayne Reid. Davis: Five and Wayne Reid collide for the second time tonight...this time, right in the center of an ACTUAL sanctioned SFWL ring! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Briggs: And Five nearly scores the pinfall on Wayne Reid! Five uses a back suplex on Wayne Reid. Davis: Five headed to the top... Five hits a flying clothesline on Wayne Reid. Briggs: And he nearly turns Reid inside-out with a flying clothesline! Five acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Five catches Wayne Reid in an armlock hammerlock submission. Wayne Reid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Five catches Wayne Reid in an airplane spin. Davis: Five with an amazing display of strength, picking the near 350-pound Reid up in an airplane spin! Wayne Reid breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Wayne Reid goes for a snap mare, but Five blocks it. Five hits a punch on Wayne Reid. Five kicks Wayne Reid. Five seemingly enjoys the boos. Five hits Wayne Reid. Briggs: Five going to town on Wayne Reid! Five is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Five kicks Wayne Reid. Five is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Five whips Wayne Reid into the ropes. Wayne Reid hits Five with a shoulderblock. Davis: Reid runs him over with a shoulderblock! Wayne Reid whips Five into the ropes, but Five reverses it. Five hits Wayne Reid with a shoulderblock. Briggs: And Five returns the favor! Five whips Wayne Reid into the ropes. Five whips Wayne Reid into the ropes, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Five nails Wayne Reid with a flying clothesline. Davis: Five connects with another flying clothesline! He covers... Five is starting to get more cheers than boos. Five is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: But he only gets two! Five hits Wayne Reid with a gutwrench suplex. Davis: Takes him down with a gutwrench suplex! He's got him bridged... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Briggs: But Reid kicks out again! Five uses a Death Valley Driver on Wayne Reid. Five hits a Death Valley Driver on Wayne Reid. Davis: ROLLING Death Valley Drivers by Five! Briggs: He brought his working boots tonight! Five acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Five hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Wayne Reid. Five acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Five gives him a sidewalk slam, but Wayne Reid doesn't budge. Briggs: Five couldn't pick him up! Five goes for a sidewalk slam, but Wayne Reid counters it with a DDT. Davis: And, when he tried it a second time, Reid was ready with a counter! Wayne Reid acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Wayne Reid gives the sign for the Tenta Special. Briggs: Wayne Reid calling for that running vertical splash... Wayne Reid executes the Tenta Special on Five. Davis: And he hits it! He sits on him for the cover... Wayne Reid acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Wayne Reid goes for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Briggs: But Five kicks out! Wayne Reid goes for a camel clutch, but Five blocks it. Five hits Wayne Reid. Five punches Wayne Reid. Five seemingly enjoys the boos. Wayne Reid chops Five. Davis: Wayne Reid and Five slugging it out! Wayne Reid seemingly enjoys the boos. Five kicks Wayne Reid. Five is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Five hits Wayne Reid. Five is starting to get more cheers than boos. Five runs into the ropes. Wayne Reid hits Five with a backdrop. Briggs: Reid sends Five up and over with a high-angle backdrop! Wayne Reid whips Five into the turnbuckle. Wayne Reid charges in with an avalanche, but Five moves out of the way. Davis: But he misses the avalanche! Wayne Reid hit nothing but turnbuckle! Five hits Wayne Reid with an atomic drop. Briggs: Five risking breaking his knee, atomic-dropping Wayne Reid! Five executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Wayne Reid. Five whips Wayne Reid into the ropes, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Wayne Reid hits Five with a kick. Wayne Reid leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Davis: Wayne Reid bringing a steel chair into the ring! Wayne Reid sets up the chair. Wayne Reid nails Five with a belly-to-belly suplex onto the chair. Briggs: And he suplexes Five onto it! Wayne Reid whips Five into the turnbuckle. Wayne Reid charges in with an avalanche. Davis: The avalanche connected that time! Wayne Reid uses a football tackle on Five. Wayne Reid chops Five. Wayne Reid is starting to get more cheers than boos. Five punches Wayne Reid. Five punches Wayne Reid. The cheers for Five are drowning out the boos. Wayne Reid punches Five. Briggs: Five and Wayne Reid just pounding on each other! Wayne Reid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Wayne Reid kicks Five. Wayne Reid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Five punches Wayne Reid. Five seemingly enjoys the boos. Wayne Reid chops Five. Wayne Reid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Davis: The crowd seems to be booing BOTH men! Briggs: Can you blame them? People can only take so much punching and kicking! Wayne Reid whips Five into the ropes, but Five reverses it. Five takes Wayne Reid down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Five executes a sidewalk slam on Wayne Reid. Davis: Five takes him down with a sidewalk slam! Five executes an armbreaker on Wayne Reid. Five gets an airplane spin on Wayne Reid. Briggs: And picks him up in an airplane spin! Wayne Reid breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Wayne Reid tags out to Brian Bowers. Davis: Reid able to make the tag! Wayne Reid uses a reverse neckbreaker on Five. Wayne Reid seemingly enjoys the boos. Brian Bowers uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Five. Briggs: Bowers drops the elbow from the second rope! He hooks the leg... Bob Leardi counts: One, kickout. Davis: One-count only! Wayne Reid leaves the ring. Brian Bowers nails Five with a double underhook faceslam. Brian Bowers whips Five into the ropes. Kate "Sascha" Elliot trips Five. Briggs: Kate Elliot sends Five crashing to the canvas! Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Brian Bowers nails Five with a kick to the midsection. Brian Bowers whips Five into the ropes. Kate "Sascha" Elliot trips Five. Davis: Kate Elliot trips Five up for a second time! Brian Bowers punches Five. Brian Bowers hits Five. The boos are resurfacing again. Brian Bowers executes a fisherman suplex on Five. Briggs: Fisherman suplex! Five's shoulders are down... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, shoulder up. Davis: And Bowers gets a two-count! Brian Bowers whips Five into the ropes, but Five reverses it. Brian Bowers misses with a clothesline. Five hits Brian Bowers with an elbow. Brian Bowers begs off. Briggs: Brian Bowers putting some distance between himself and Five. Five uses a flying clothesline on Brian Bowers. Davis: But Five hits the flying clothesline from three-quarters of the way across the ring! Five seemingly enjoys the boos. Five tags out to Tirok Siban. Briggs: Another tag by Rebirth brings Tirok Siban into the ring! Tirok Siban and Five hit Brian Bowers with a double snap suplex. Wayne Reid enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tirok Siban and Five whip Brian Bowers into the ropes. They hit Brian Bowers with a double elbowsmash. Five leaves the ring. Davis: And Rebirth work Brian Bowers over with a series of double-team maneuvers! Tirok Siban goes for a snap suplex, but Brian Bowers counters it with a small package. Briggs: Bowers rolls him up! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And he nearly gets the fall! Brian Bowers whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Tirok Siban hits Brian Bowers with a kick. Briggs: Siban connects with a kick right to the temple! He covers... Tirok Siban is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: And comes within a quarter-second of winning the match! Tirok Siban leaves the ring. He returns with a fire extinguisher. Briggs: Siban bringing a weapon into the ring! Tirok Siban hits him with the fire extinguisher. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers is busted wide open. Davis: And he busted Brian Bowers open with it! Bob Leardi throws the fire extinguisher out of the ring. Tirok Siban goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers leaves the ring. Briggs: Brian Bowers going after a weapon of his own! He returns with a chair. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Brian Bowers hits Tirok Siban with a dropkick. Davis: Springboard dropkick! Brian Bowers takes Tirok Siban down with a fisherman buster. Briggs: Followed by a fisherman buster! Bob Leardi removes the chair from the ring. Brian Bowers goes for an Asai leg lariat, but Tirok Siban side-steps and Brian Bowers only hits air. Tirok Siban hits a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Brian Bowers. Tirok Siban attempts to place Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Davis: Siban unable to set Bowers up! Tirok Siban goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Brian Bowers counters it with a faceslam. Briggs: And he's sent face-first to the mat! Brian Bowers whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Brian Bowers hits Tirok Siban with a shoulderblock. Brian Bowers runs into the ropes. Brian Bowers hits Tirok Siban with a shoulderblock. Davis: Bowers with a shoulderblock from both directions! Brian Bowers goes for a knifehand chop, but Tirok Siban blocks it. Tirok Siban takes Brian Bowers down with a double arm DDT. Briggs: But Tirok drops him with a double-arm DDT! The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tirok Siban. Tirok Siban runs into the ropes. Tirok Siban misses with a clothesline. Brian Bowers uses an inverted atomic drop on Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers goes for a knifehand chop, but Tirok Siban counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Davis: What a counter by Siban! He's got that leg barred... Brian Bowers is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brian Bowers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Briggs: But Brian Bowers makes it to the ropes! Tirok Siban locks Brian Bowers in a chinlock deathlock submission. Davis: Only to get caught in a chinlock deathlock submission! Brian Bowers tries to escape the hold. Brian Bowers is struggling to reach the ropes. Brian Bowers tries to escape the hold. Brian Bowers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Briggs: Once again, Bowers is able to force the rope break! Tirok Siban nails Brian Bowers with a Death Valley Driver. Tirok Siban hits a double underhook piledriver on Brian Bowers. Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Tamer on Brian Bowers. Davis The Rattlesnake Tamer! That's it! This one's OVER! Brian Bowers tries to escape the hold. Brian Bowers is inching his way towards the ropes. Brian Bowers isn't moving anymore. Briggs: Bowers is out! Rebirth will be leaving The Pit with the tag team titles still around their waists! Bob Leardi checks Brian Bowers's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Brian Bowers fights his way out of the hold after 43 seconds. Davis: No! He broke free! Brian Bowers fought out of the Rattlesnake Tamer! Tirok Siban whips Brian Bowers into the ropes. Tirok Siban misses with an elbow. Brian Bowers hits Tirok Siban with a clothesline. Briggs: Bowers levels him with a clothesline! Lateral press... Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: But it's only good for two! Brian Bowers hits an enzuigiri on Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers takes Tirok Siban down with a fisherman suplex. Briggs: Fisherman suplex by Bowers! Bob Leardi is in position... Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: But Bowers STILL only gets two! Brian Bowers nails Tirok Siban with a jawbreaker. Brian Bowers takes Tirok Siban down with a knifehand chop. Brian Bowers nails Tirok Siban with an armbreaker. Brian Bowers whips Tirok Siban into the turnbuckle. Briggs: Tirok Siban sent into the corner... Brian Bowers runs shoulder-first into the corner. Davis: And Brian Bowers meets him there with a charging shoulder! Brian Bowers executes a jumping DDT on Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Brian Bowers catches Tirok Siban in an armlock hammerlock submission. Briggs: Brian Bowers going to work on that arm, trying to set Tirok up for the No More Apologies! Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brian Bowers whips Tirok Siban into the ropes. Brian Bowers hits Tirok Siban with an elbow. Brian Bowers takes Tirok Siban down with a clothesline. Brian Bowers hits Tirok Siban with a knifehand chop. Brian Bowers hits a belly-to-back suplex on Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers goes for an Asai leg lariat, but Tirok Siban side-steps and Brian Bowers only hits air. Davis: Siban ducks the Asai leg lariat! The crowd is wildly cheering Tirok Siban with only a few scattered boos audible. Tirok Siban attempts to place Brian Bowers on the turnbuckle, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Briggs: But he's unable to capitalize! Tirok Siban whips Brian Bowers into the ropes. Tirok Siban hits Brian Bowers with a shoulderblock. Tirok Siban goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Brian Bowers blocks it. Brian Bowers uses a belly-to-back suplex on Tirok Siban. Brian Bowers goes for an armbreaker, but Tirok Siban counters it with a facerake. Davis: Siban with a facerake! Brian Bowers begs off. Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Bite on Brian Bowers. Briggs: Followed by the Rattlesnake Bite! Tirok Siban doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Tirok Siban executes the Rattlesnake Tamer on Brian Bowers. Davis: And there's the Rattlesnake Tamer! Brian Bowers is struggling to reach the ropes. Brian Bowers is inching his way towards the ropes. Briggs: Brian Bowers trying to reach the ropes, but it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Brian Bowers is barely hanging in there. Bob Leardi asks Brian Bowers if he's still there. Brian Bowers nods. Bob Leardi checks Brian Bowers's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Brian Bowers fights his way out of the hold after 23 seconds. Davis: He did it again! For the second time tonight, Brian Bowers has escaped the Rattlesnake Tamer! Brian Bowers whips Tirok Siban into the ropes, but Tirok Siban reverses it. Brian Bowers hits Tirok Siban with a kick. Briggs: Bowers takes him down with a big boot! He covers... Brian Bowers is going for the pin. Bob Leardi counts: One, two, kickout. Davis: And he gets two! Brian Bowers locks Tirok Siban in a chokehold. Tirok Siban reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brian Bowers goes for a power bomb, but Tirok Siban counters it with a small package. Briggs: Siban rolls him up! Bob Leardi counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Davis: Two and a half! Tirok Siban tags out to Five. Briggs: And Tirok tags out! Five and Tirok Siban whip Brian Bowers into the ropes. They hit Brian Bowers with a double backdrop. Tirok Siban leaves the ring. Two hooded men come emerge from the crowd Davis: Who are THOSE two? One hooded man grabs a chair The hooded man waffles Brian Bowers with the chair Briggs: Bowers just got laid out! Five puts Brian Bowers in a guillotine choke. Davis: And Five isn't about to waste an opportunity! He locks on the guillotine choke... Briggs: Brian Bowers is already out cold! Those two hooded individuals may have just cost True North the match! Brian Bowers isn't moving anymore. Bob Leardi checks Brian Bowers' arm. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...it falls. He lifts it...it falls. Bob Leardi stops the match after 10 seconds. Briggs: It's over! Bob Leardi is calling for the bell! Rebirth have retained the SFWL World Tag Team titles, thanks to these two hooded men! Davis: But who are they? Other members of Bastards Incorporated? All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The winners are Rebirth. Time of match: 0:21:41 The two hooded men begin beating on Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid. Briggs: They're not letting up! They've already cost Bowers and Reid the match, but these two hooded men are still right on them! The larger hooded man throws Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid over the top rope. Davis: Whoever these two are, they just cleaned house on True North! True North regroups outside of the ring. Brian Bowers has a mic. Brian Bowers: Listen, I don't know who the hell you two hooded clowns think you are, but you just made a HUGE mistake. We are True North...we SHOULD be the World Tag Team Champions! Now, if you would be as kind to remove those idiotic hoods so we can know whose death warrants just got signed... The two men remove their hoods Briggs: IT'S TYLER MACDONALD AND THE GRIMM REAPER!!! Brian Bowers' jaw drops. Davis: And Brian Bowers just looks like he's seen a ghost! The Grimm Reaper has the mic Reaper: Hi boys! Miss us? Bowers: ... Reaper: I don't care, boy. You've got to remember who MADE you in this business. Who helped you to win that first world championship. That's right, I'm still kinda pissed off that I made you what you've become today. It's a little disappointed that you turned out to be such a klutz. Such a maroon. MacD: I mean look at me. Do I look like that schmuck there? No, I know when I've had a few too many burritos and I STOP. That's why I am much more of a physical specimen than Wayne Reid. Because I too learned this trade from the Grimm Reaper. Reaper: And it's lessons like these which you seem to have never quite figured out Brian. When we heard that you two clowns had an opportunity to once again walk out World Tag Team Champions, we just had to come and see it for ourselves. And when you guys won, well, we knew that we had to take some sort of action to SAVE the tag team division here in this league. I mean really, when True North could concievably become the world tag team champs, it shows how weak this division truly is. Combine that with the HATE and DISDAIN I hold for Brian Bowers and company, and, well, it gives The Grimm Reaper just one more reason to be home again. MacD: And please remember, Brian, how you SCREWED me out of the Intercontinental Title oh those many months ago. Remember that? Brian Bowers shakes his head. MacD: Yeah, the big tag team match, the last time you shit yourself when you were shocked at the appearance of the big guy here. So let me preface this by saying that those belts aren't gonna be ANYONE else's for very long. Reaper: Not at all. Those belts that currently reside with Rebirth are going to go around the waists of a team who deserves to be champions. Those belts are coming home to the DARKSIDERS!!! The Grimm Reaper spikes the mic The Darksiders leave the ring. Davis: Unbelievable! Tyler MacDonald and The Grimm Reaper have returned to the SFWL in dramatic fashion...and they've got their sights set on True North! Briggs: Not to mention the Tag Team titles they just helped Rebirth retain! NOBODY is safe with the Darksiders around! Davis: Up next, the Intercontinental title will be on the line, as two members of Bastards Incorporated square off! Tirok Siban, who earned this Intercontinental title shot by defeating Barret McDougal earlier in the evening, will face the leader of his stable, Mike Torment! Briggs: These two are best friends! How is that friendship going to affect this match? Davis: For that matter, how is this match going to affect their friendship? This exact same situation has led to the breakup of MANY alliances in the past! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Heather... >From New York City, New York... Weighing in at 285 pounds... The SFWL Intercontinental Champion... Mike Torment His opponent... >From Las Cruces, New Mexico... Weighing in at 240 pounds... Tirok Siban They lock up. Torment and Tirok circle each other. They lock up again. They let go. Tirok puts up his fist. Briggs: What the... Torment hits the top of his fist. Tirok's arm swings down, around his back, and back around to hit Torment on the top of the head. Torment is out cold. Davis: No way! NO! They CAN'T do this! Tirok gives over exaggerates giving the sign for the Rattle Snake Tamer. The fans boo. Briggs: He's a bastard if it's true! Tirok locks on the Rattle Snake Tamer, but it is obviously loose. Torment taps out immediately. Davis: And I guess it's true! Mike Torment just HANDED the Intercontinental title to Tirok Siban! This is a TRAVESTY! It's a slap in the face to EVERYONE who's ever held that belt! It's a slap in the face to the entire SFWL! The winner is Tirok Siban. Time of match: 0:01:01 Bastards Incorporated come running out from the back and hit the ring. Torment gets up and takes the IC title from the ref and hands it to Tirok. Davis: I can't believe the referee is allowing this to happen! Briggs: There's nothing he can do! This was announced as a match, and Tirok got the "submission"! Davis: There HAS to be something the Executive Commitee can do about this! This is sickening! Tirok and Torment hug each other then Tirok raises the title above his head, while the rest of the Bastards Inc. celebrate in the ring. Torment grabs a mic. Torment: So, SFWL...you thought you had the answer to dismantling the Bastards? Think again! All you did was do us a favor, now the IC title remains with the Bastards Inc., and I get to focus on getting the World Title! Torment hands the mic to Tirok. Tirok: How does it look, Barret! I know, my tainted victory....tainted title....bull shit!! I am the champ and you are not...DEAL WITH IT!!! Briggs: This is a low point in SFWL history! This display by the Bastards Incorporated has completely devalued the Intercontinental title, the second highest-ranked belt in the SFWL! Davis: There are going to be repercussions for this...MAJOR repercussions! Briggs: Well, folks, let's try and forget that embarassing scene as we go to tonight's MAIN EVENT..."Suicide" Steve Fella versus Arioc for the SFWL World Heavyweight title, up next! [We return to Jim Anderson and Nick Fury. The crowd is in a near frenzy. Nick tries to adjust his headset, as Jim Anderson adjusts his microphone.] JA: We are... [sound fades a little] NF: HERE WE ARE! MAIN EVENT TIME! JA: We are moments away from a rematch from Ultra-Slam. Last time, it was Steve Fella, then SFWL champion defending against the nearly seven foot tall monster Arioc, but TONIGHT the roles are reversed. Arioc is the champion, and Steve Fella desparately wants that title back! NF: Steve Fella may never have lost his World Title had it not been for Gabriel's betrayal. JA: Gabriel may have had a part in Steve Fella's rise to the top of the mountian... [The JumboTron shows clips of the Steve Fella/Arioc World Title match, where Gabriel as The Watcher picks up Steve Fella and plants him with the Lunar Eclipse.] NF: In the past Steve Fella was known to be a manipulator himself, but as of late, he's been rather paranoid. Everyone, even the Bastards are out to get him now! This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. JA: ALL RIGHT! HERE WE GO! Introducing first... Led to the ring by Gabriel and Lilith... Fighting out of Pandemonium... Weighing in at 340 pounds... The SFWL World Champion... "The Fallen Angel" Arioc NF: Arioc is as monsterous as ever, Steve Fella will have a hard time reclaiming that belt, ESPECIALLY with Gabriel and Lilith in Arioc's corner. His opponent... Led to the ring by K8E... Hailing from Denver, Colorado... Weighing in at 220 pounds... "Suicide" Steve Fella JA: You can see the look of determination on Steve Fella's face. He's not afraid of Arioc, and he'll go through HELL to get the title back! They lock up. Steve Fella chops Arioc. FANS: WHOOOOOOOOOO! Steve Fella hits Arioc. The chants for Steve Fella are deafening. Arioc punches Steve Fella. JA: Shot to the head stuns Steve Fella. A fan at ringside badmouths Arioc. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a vertical facebuster. JA: Gourdbuster, floats over... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. JA: Two count only. Arioc puts Steve Fella in the Mandible Claw. NF: Arioc jamming those fingers into Steve Fella's mouth. Steve probably doesn't want to know where those hands have been! Steve Fella reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a series of punches. A fan at ringside badmouths Arioc. JA: Arioc laying into the challenger with massive rights and lefts! Arioc hits Steve Fella with a back elbow. Arioc goes for a Cradle DDT, but Steve Fella blocks it. JA: Arioc tried to pick him up, but Steve Fella hooks him up. Steve Fella executes a stun gun on Arioc. The chants for Steve Fella are deafening. NF: Steve Fella just dropped Arioc across the top rope. Steve Fella nails Arioc with a dragon suplex. JA: DRAGON SUPLEX! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. JA: Arioc out at two. Steve Fella quickly up top! Steve Fella uses a shooting star press on Arioc. Heath Ericson counts: One, shoulder up. JA: OH MY GOD! Shooting Star Press and the big man just tossed Steve Fella right off him! Steve Fella hits Arioc with a dragon suplex. JA: DRAGON... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. JA: Arioc gets the shoulder up! Steve Fella takes Arioc down with a stun gun. The crowd is giving Steve Fella a standing ovation. NF: Steve Fella not giving Arioc a chance to catch his breath here. Arioc sits up. Arioc is being booed like there is no tomorrow. JA: Arioc is up! Arioc is on his feet! Tremendous! Steve Fella whips Arioc into the turnbuckle, but Arioc reverses it. JA: Irish whip into the corner reversed... Arioc nails Steve Fella with a dropkick to the face. NF: Two size fourteens right to the face! Arioc executes a series of punches to the stomach on Steve Fella. Arioc further incites the crowd. JA: Arioc softening up Steve Fella with some stiff shots to the midsection. Arioc puts Steve Fella in a stomach claw. Steve Fella tries to fight the pain. NF: You can here Steve Fella screaming in pain all the way in the cheap seats. Arioc has turned his midsection to jelly. Arioc lets go after 14 seconds. JA: Arioc trying for something else... Arioc gets a stomach claw on Steve Fella. Steve Fella is valiantly trying to break the hold. JA: I guess he decided to go with the claw after all. NF: Steve Fella is trying to fight it! JA: It's taking both hands to even budge that massive claw! Steve Fella breaks the hold after 30 seconds. JA: Steve Fella slow to get to his feet. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with a thrust kick to the head. Arioc is being booed like there is no tomorrow. JA: What a shot right to Steve Fella's skull! NF: Gabriel giving the command to kill! JA: Here it is! Arioc executes the Last Rites on Steve Fella. Arioc further incites the crowd. JA: LAST RITES! LAST RITES! HE HIT IT! Arioc goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, JA: ONE! two, JA: TWO! thr... kickout. JA: THREE! THREE! NO, Steve Fella kicked out! HE KICKED OUT! Arioc goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Steve Fella rolls out of the way. NF: Steve Fella somehow able to roll out of the way of the massive elbow! Steve Fella takes Arioc down with a dragon suplex. JA: Another dragon... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. JA: And another two count. Steve Fella goes for a spear, but Arioc side-steps and Steve Fella only hits air. JA: Steve Fella went crashing into the turnbuckle! Arioc nails Steve Fella with a sitdown faceslam. NF: As Paul Briggs would say, a MASSIVE Fang-Factor! Arioc goes for a backdrop, but Steve Fella blocks it. JA: Notice that we've use the word MASSIVE a bit much? Steve Fella runs into the ropes. Steve Fella misses with a shoulderblock. JA: Arioc showing some agility! NF: MASSIVE AGILITY! Arioc nails Steve Fella with a back elbow. JA: Will you STOP! Arioc uses a Cradle DDT on Steve Fella. JA: DDT! Arioc rolls it into a pin! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... NF: Steve fella barely able to get his foot across the bottom rope! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Steve Fella misses with a kick. NF: Steve Fella has been thrown off his game by Arioc. Arioc gets a stomach claw on Steve Fella. Steve Fella tries to escape the hold. JA: Steve Fella is being pummled off his game! Another stomach claw. Arioc lets go after 26 seconds. Arioc throws his head back and screams. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. NF: Arioc enjoying himself at Steve Fella's expense. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle. Arioc goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Steve Fella counters it with a small package. JA: Small package by Fella! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. JA: Arioc able to power out! Arioc goes for a power bomb, but Steve Fella counters it with a rana. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. NF: Steve Fella starting to counter Arioc's moves and get himself back into this match! Arioc sits up. Numerous fans are using Arioc for target practice. Steve Fella whips Arioc into the turnbuckle. JA: Irish whip into the corner. Steve Fella charges into the corner, but Arioc lifts his leg. NF: Steve Fella has the bottom of Arioc's shoe imprinted into his face. JA: Arioc setting up Steve Fella on the turnbuckle. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a front-layout superplex. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. NF: Steve may need his nose set into place after that one! Arioc goes for a nerve hold, but Steve Fella counters it with an elbowsmash. JA: Steve Fella gets an elbow under Arioc's jaw! Steve Fella nails Arioc with a superkick. JA: Steve Fella takes the big man off his feet! Steve Fella is going for the pin. NF: Lateral press... Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. JA: Two count, Steve Fella up top in a hurry. Steve Fella hits Arioc with a moonsault bodyblock. JA: Moonsault! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, shoulder up. NF: Steve Fella trying to vary his offense, but he has to wear the big man down some more. Arioc sits up. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Steve Fella whips Arioc into the turnbuckle. Steve Fella chops Arioc. FANS: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The crowd is giving Steve Fella a standing ovation. Steve Fella chops Arioc. FANS: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The crowd is going into a frenzy. JA: Steve Fella laying into Arioc with those knifehand chops! Steve Fella kicks Arioc. Steve Fella hits Arioc with a Vader attack. NF: That hardly fazed the big man! Steve Fella goes for a jumping DDT, but Arioc counters it with a backdrop. JA: Steve fella sent nearly ten feet in the air! Arioc goes for a backdrop, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella executes a series of punches on Arioc. NF: Arioc tried to send him over again, but Steve just counters with a pair of hands to the face. Steve Fella hits a headbutt on Arioc. Steve Fella uses a kick to the midsection on Arioc. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Arioc. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Steve Fella. JA: JACKASS DROP! JACKASS DROP! Steve Fella goes for the pin. JA: COVER! Heath Ericson counts: One, JA: ONE! two, JA: TWO! thr... kickout. JA: ARIOC GOT THE SHOULDER UP! WE WERE HALF A SECOND FROM A NEW WORLD CHAMPION! Steve Fella uses a stun gun on Arioc. NF: Steve is frustrated, but not wasting any time! Steve Fella goes for a shooting star press, but Arioc rolls out of the way. JA: Steve Fella missed big time! He may be out! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle, but Steve Fella reverses it. Steve Fella runs into the ropes. Steve Fella clotheslines Arioc out of the ring. NF: Steve fella able to get Arioc over the top with some momentum! Steve Fella goes for a head tope, but Arioc moves out of the way. Steve Fella is out cold. JA: OH MY GOD! Steve Fella just went crashing to the concrete! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. NF: Arioc goes right after him. Arioc goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Steve Fella counters it with a hiptoss. JA: Arioc hiptossed into the stairs! Arioc is busted wide open. NF: Looks like Arioc may have lacerated himself on those ring steps. Steve Fella is handed the ring bell. Steve Fella hits him with the ring bell. The crowd erupts. JA: Steve Fella ringing Arioc's bell. Steve Fella rams him into the ring bell. NF: That was really terrible of you Jim. Steve Fella executes a double underhook piledriver on Arioc. JA: Arioc has to be busted open even more after that! NF: Really poor. Steve Fella goes for a kick to the midsection, but Arioc blocks it. Lilith comes from behind and distracts Steve Fella. NF: And here comes the backup. But I can't blame Steve Lilith gives you a lot of reasons to be distracted. JA: What do you mean by that? Arioc takes Steve Fella down with a Northern Lights bomb. NF: If you can't figure it out, then you really need help. They're brawling inside the ring area. Steve Fella whips Arioc into the guardrail. JA: Steve Fella is quick! Look at how fast he hits the top turnbuckle! Steve Fella nails Arioc with a top-rope legdrop. JA: Steve Fella came crashing down on the champion! Steve Fella sets up a table. Steve Fella sets up Arioc on the table. NF: Steve Fella looking for an equalizer. Steve Fella tries to drive Arioc through the table with a Tombstone, but Arioc reverses it. JA: Steve Fella couldn't get the big man up, but Arioc has no trouble at all! The table is broken in half. NF: I think that may be all for Steve Fella. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a vertical facebuster. JA: Face first into the concrete! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with a power bomb. NF: AW MAN! Did you see Fella bounce? Arioc reenters the ring. Steve Fella follows him back in. JA: Fella can barely stand on his own! Arioc executes the Last Rites on Steve Fella. NF: IT'S OVER! Arioc goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, K8E distracts Heath Ericson. JA: K8E jumps up on the apron and saves Steve Fella! Arioc hits Steve Fella with a back elbow. Arioc goes for a stomach claw, but Steve Fella blocks it. NF: Fella avoids the clawhold. Steve Fella takes Arioc down with a superkick. The crowd is giving Steve Fella a standing ovation. JA: Steve Fella staggers Arioc. Heath Ericson is back on the job. Steve Fella takes Arioc down with a jumping DDT. NF: What a DDT! Arioc just ate the canvas! Steve Fella throws Arioc out of the ring. Steve Fella goes for Asai moonsault, but Arioc moves out of the way. JA: Steve Fella tried to get Arioc while he was down, but it looked to me like Lilith pulled Arioc out of the way! Lilith comes from behind and distracts Steve Fella. They're brawling inside the ring area. JA: Lilith jawing at Steve Fella. Arioc knocks Steve Fella into the ringsteps. Numerous fans are using Arioc for target practice. NF: That discussion is over. Steve Fella is busted wide open. JA: Now Steve Fella is wearing a crimson mask. They're brawling inside the ring area. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a back elbow. Arioc knocks Steve Fella into the ringsteps. JA: What a vicious attack by the champion! Gabriel comes from behind and distracts Steve Fella. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. NF: And how can Steve Fella be expected to fight these odds! Arioc uses a vertical facebuster on Steve Fella. Lilith comes from behind and distracts Steve Fella. Arioc knocks Steve Fella into the ringsteps. JA: Steve Fella soesn't even know who's around him! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. NF: He just need to start swinging at everybody. Arioc uses a reverse neckbreaker on Steve Fella. JA: Hangman's neckbreaker! For the rest of us that don't condone hitting women, those opinions are those of Nick Fury and not of the SFWL. Arioc executes a series of punches on Steve Fella. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. NF: Like Steve Fella would ever hesitate. Arioc hits Steve Fella with a vertical facebuster. Arioc throws his head back and screams. Numerous fans are using Arioc for target practice. JA: Steve Fella has been thrown to that canvas so many times, he has to be out! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. Lilith comes from behind and distracts Steve Fella. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a series of punches. Arioc executes a low blow on Steve Fella. NF: Steve Fella is a bloody mess and Lilith is encouraging the massacre! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. JA: Heath Ericson should think about stopping this match. Arioc goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Steve Fella counters it with a cradle suplex. JA: STEVE FELLA ABLE TO BRING THE BIG MAN DOWN! Steve Fella reenters the ring. Arioc follows him back in. JA: Arioc rolling back into the ring after Steve Fella. Steve Fella is going for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, kickout. NF: No way in hell Steve was winning it right there. Arioc sits up. Numerous fans are using Arioc for target practice. JA: The more punishment Arioc absorbs, the less it seems to affect him! Steve Fella nails Arioc with a stun gun. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Steve Fella takes Arioc down with a DDT. JA: DDT! Arioc is bleeding like hell. NF: You can see the red stain in the mat where Arioc's head hit. Steve Fella whips Arioc into the ropes. Arioc hits Steve Fella with a kick. JA: Arioc comes back and doubles Steve Fella over! NF: OH NO! Arioc executes the Last Rites on Steve Fella. Numerous fans are using Arioc for target practice. JA: Good night! That's all she wrote! Arioc goes for the pin. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, K8E pulls Heath Ericson out of the ring. JA: ONCE AGAIN K8E makes the save. Arioc executes a vertical facebuster on Steve Fella. There is no referee to count. Lilith comes over and punches K8E. Lilith and K8E start brawling at ringside. NF: CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! Arioc nails Steve Fella with a dropkick to the face. Arioc throws his head back and screams. Numerous fans are using Arioc for target practice. Heath Ericson is back on the job. JA: Here comes Heath Ericson back into the ring. Arioc making his way to the top rope... Arioc uses a flying headbutt on Steve Fella. JA: DIVING HEADBUTT! Arioc stays on for the cover! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... JA: SOMEHOW STEVE FELLA ABLE TO GET TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! NF: Steve Fella is fighting with the heart of a champion. He wants to be champion once again! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the ropes, but Steve Fella reverses it. NF: He can taste it! Arioc hits the Running Forearm Smash on Steve Fella. JA: Steve Fella can taste his own blood right now! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. JA: STEVE FELLA GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND SEVEN-EIGHTS! Arioc goes for a stun gun, but Steve Fella blocks it. Steve Fella throws Arioc out of the ring. Steve Fella goes through the ropes. Steve Fella whips Arioc into the guardrail. Steve Fella nails Arioc with a headbutt. JA: Steve Fella taking the fight outside and taking the fight right to Arioc. Steve Fella grabs a chair. Steve Fella sets up the chair. Steve Fella uses a DDT onto the chair on Arioc. NF: I think there's a dent in that chair! They're brawling inside the ring area. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. JA: The champion is fighting back. Arioc hits Steve Fella with Electric Chair Bomb. JA: OH GOD! Steve Fella is DONE! That was seven plus feet to that cold concrete! Arioc uses a flying legdrop on Steve Fella. NF: And Arioc just crushed Steve Fella! Arioc hits Steve Fella with a flying legdrop. JA: Again! Steve Fella likely has a few ribs broken! Arioc goes for the Last Rites, but Steve Fella counters it with a backdrop. They're brawling inside the ring area. NF: Steve fella able to just avoid the Last Rites facedriver on the concrete! That could have broken his neck! Steve Fella goes for a tiger suplex, but Arioc blocks it. Arioc throws Steve Fella back into the ring. JA: Arioc tosses Steve Fella back into the ring. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with a series of punches. Numerous fans are using Arioc for target practice. JA: Arioc methodically working over Steve Fella. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with the Diamond Cutter. NF: Steve Fella's head is about to come off his shoulders! JA: OH NO! Arioc up top one more time! Arioc takes Steve Fella down with a flying legdrop. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. JA: STEVE FELLA KICKS OUT AGAIN! HOW MUCH MORE CAN HE TAKE? Arioc throws his head back and screams. Arioc is being booed out of the building. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the turnbuckle. Arioc nails Steve Fella with a dropkick to the face. Arioc uses a series of punches to the stomach on Steve Fella. NF: He can't take much more of this beating! Arioc is being booed out of the building. Arioc gets a stomach claw on Steve Fella. JA: I don't even think Fella is still conscious! Steve Fella is valiantly trying to break the hold. JA: STOP THE MATCH! STOP THE DAMN MATCH! Arioc lets go after 29 seconds. Arioc goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Steve Fella counters it with a small package. JA: SMALL PACKAGE! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, in the ropes... NF: A nice try, but Arioc able to escape. Steve Fella hits Arioc with a dragon suplex. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. NF: Fella doesn't have the strength to bridge. Heath Ericson counts: One, two, Steve Fella lifts a shoulder, kickout. Arioc sits up. JA: Both of them barely kick out! Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Steve Fella goes for a spear, but Arioc counters it with a kneelift. NF: Arioc just crakced Steve Fella in the face with that knee! Arioc throws Steve Fella out of the ring. Arioc goes through the ropes. Arioc takes Steve Fella down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. JA: This is not where Steve Fella wants to be! Arioc goes for the Last Rites, but Steve Fella counters it with a backdrop. NF: WHAT A BACKDROP BY STEVE FELLA! Steve Fella whips Arioc into the guardrail. JA: He dazed the big man! Steve Fella catches Arioc totally by surprise. The crowd is giving Steve Fella a standing ovation. NF: Jackass... Steve Fella goes for the Jackass Drop, but Arioc counters it with the Diamond Cutter. JA: OH MY GOD! Arioc was able to sit out and just snapped Steve Fella down to the concrete! Arioc executes a reverse neckbreaker on Steve Fella. Arioc knocks Steve Fella into the ringsteps. JA: Just give it up! This isn't worth your career Steve! Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. Arioc whips Steve Fella into the guardrail. JA: This isn't worth your LIFE! Steve Fella whips Arioc into the guardrail. Steve Fella sets up Arioc on the table. NF: Steve Fella trying for another table. This didn't work to his advantage the first time. Steve Fella tries to drive Arioc through the table with a springboard moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. JA: And it didn't help here! That table didn't absorb any of the impact! HE MAY HAVE SOME INTERNAL INJURIES! Arioc reenters the ring. Gabriel throws Steve Fella back in. Arioc goes for the pin. JA: AND THANKFULLY THIS ONE IS OVER! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. JA: WHAT! HOW? NF: GABRIEL IS BESIDE HIMSELF! HE CAN'T BELEIVE IT! Arioc whips Steve Fella into the ropes. Steve Fella comes back with a kick to the midsection! Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop on Arioc. JA: JACKASS DROP! JACKASS DROP! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? Gabriel shakes his head and walks out. NF: Where is Gabriel going? What's going on? The crowd is giving Steve Fella a standing ovation. JA: I don't know. Gabriel seems to be frustrated. Lilith trying to talk to him. NF: Steve Fella still hasn't made a cover attempt yet. He's just about as out of it as Arioc. JA: Steve Fella CRAWLING over to Arioc! Steve Fella goes for the pin. Lilith tries to stop Gabriel, but he just pushes her aside. Lilith bumps into the ringpost. JA: Lilith just hit the post! SHE IS OUT! NF: HERE'S THE COVER! Heath Ericson counts: One, NF: ONE! two, NF: TWO! thr... kickout. JA: NO! HE KICKED OUT! ARIOC KICKED OUT! NF: AND GABRIEL DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE IT! Arioc goes for a jumping DDT, but Steve Fella counters it with a small package. JA: SMALL PACKAGE! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, thr... kickout. JA: KICKOUT! NF: WOW! ARIOC IS STILL FIGHTING! GABRIEL IS GONE! LILITH IS OUT! STEVE FELLA CAN BARELY STAND! HE IS A MAN POSESSED! Arioc sees Lilith laying unconsious on the ground. Arioc looks over at her. NF: Arioc just saw Lilith. He's not even paying attention to Steve Fella. Steve Fella rolls up Arioc. JA: ROLL UP! Heath Ericson counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts. The winner is Steve Fella. Time of match: 0:22:09 JA: STEVE FELLA DID IT! NF: TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION! WHAT A NIGHT THIS MUST BE FOR HIM! JA: And here comes K8E to celbrate... WAIT A MINUTE! Bastards Inc. charges down to ringside. Five has a giant wheelbarrow. The Professional executes a double underhook suplex on Lilith. Heather kicks Lilith in the head. Fella tries to get at Torment but Justice stops him with a powerslam. JA: I CAN'T BELEIVE THESE BASTARDS! THIS JUST ISN'T RIGHT! Justice nails Arioc with the ring bell. Torment hits the Apocalypse on K8E. Five gathers up all the bodies and dumps them in the Wheelbarrow. Five and Tirok wheel Arioc, Lilith and K8E to the back. NF: It looks like it's just Mike Torment and the new champ. Torment picks up Steve Fella. Torment hits the Apocalypse on Fella. Torment picks up the world title. JA: This is sick! Steve Fella has been through enough tonight! All Mike Torment did was toss the Intertcontinental Title aside! Torment grabs a mic. Torment: Now... Stevie... this I think belongs to me. Your coward ass can't avoid me anymore. I am the number one contender for this title. I am the true heavyweight champion of the world. I carried your ass with the Bastards and now it is time to take my place in history. You will give me a shot at this title. And do you know why? Crowd: I'LL TELL YOU WHY!!! Torment: Because you have no other damn choice. Torment throws the belt at the unconscious Fella. Five and Tirok come back to the ring. Torment picks up Fella. Bastards Inc. poses in the center of the ring with Torment holding up Steve Fella. Torment: I AM THE TRUE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!!! JA: Mike, you need help, let's get out of here. See you Tuedsay night on SFWL Terror.