A limo pulls up to the arena. The door opens and Mike Torment steps out of the car. The crowd pops. Heather follows him out of the car. Torment: Come on, I need to find a tag partner somewhere. T.J.: Torment looking for a partner tonight! What else can we expect on Easter Extreme?! A shot the SFWL logo spinning on a black backdrop. "Watershed" by the foo fighters comes on. Steve Fella using the Jack-Ass Drop on Mike Torment. The Proffesional Exicuting the proffesional curtisy on Wayne Reid. Chris Steele exicuting the 24/7 from the top rope. S Brian Bowers spitting blood at Chris Steele. Malik Johnson walking down a filthy allyway. Brad Hunter exicuting a brain buster through a table on Pedro. F Dylan Pierce exicuting the Cardinal Sin on Bryce Smith. Sunder Ryan giving the sign for The Light on the top rope. Wayne Reid whipping Mike Torment into barbed wire. Freebird standing in front of a rebel flag. Charlie Yin-Yang exictuting the Schizophrenic Drop. W Mike Paine Exicuting the Fall From Grace on Kevin Cash. The Frat exicuting the Phi Beta Slamma. Shin Jun Rui. Mike Torment screaming in pain. L Steve Fella holding the Heavey Weight title. The SFWL Logo. Black. (A shot of the crowd cheering in the It spins around the arena as the voice of F. T. J. Macky cuts in) T.J.: Hello again, everybody, I'm F.T.J. Macky alongside the esteemed "Man at Arms"-Kid Ramon! Kid: What we've got for everyone tonight is a variatable tour of heaven, T.J. Tonight, we've got a little of everything. T.J.: Hey, nevermind the fact that Shawn Bryant is going to be fighting Bryce Smith in a cage! Nevermind the fact that Kamikaze is making an appearance against Mike Bolton! Nevermind the fact that we've got Brad Hunter, Freebird, Robespierre, Jayson Carter and Malik Johnson ALL scheduled to make appearances tonight! And nevermind the fact that Mike Torment is looking for a partner to fight against his BROTHER! Kid: Hell, yeah. This is going to be GREAT! (OOC: Adam apologises that he never had the chance to add Russeell to TNM) Heather is walking through a corridor, Torment nowhere to be seen. She passes Cap’n Plundah as she turns the corner. Cap’n Plundah: Ahoy thar! What say ye tell that scurvy landlubber ye call a man to cast off, and let the Cap'n dig fer buried pleasure! Arr har har! After all, what be a pirate without a fine maiden astride his masthead! Y'arr! Heather slaps Cap’n Plundah and storms off. Cap’n Plundah: Arrr, a fiery wench after me own heart! It won’t be long now ‘til I be gettin’ into her captain’s quarters! T.J.: What is this? I think Cap'n Plundah is after a beating! Kid: Are you kidding? A pirate could take anybody out, hands down. T.J.: A pirate or no, I'd be surprised if he could take out our next competitor...Kamikaze! He's the greatest cruiserweight there's ever been, and one the best PERIOD! Kid: Hey, don't count out the Bolt-man yet. He's got talent too, you know. T.J.: Where's that, Kid? They lock up. Mike Bolton hits Kamikaze with a roundhouse right. Mike Bolton uses a flying axhandle on Kamikaze. Mike Bolton nails Kamikaze with a belly-to-back suplex. Kid: I told you! Mike Bolton is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kid: See, he almost won already! This match is in the bag. Mike Bolton executes a dropkick to the knee on Kamikaze. Mike Bolton gets a front facelock on Kamikaze. Kamikaze reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mike Bolton whips Kamikaze into the ropes. Mike Bolton misses with a shoulderblock. Kamikaze hits Mike Bolton with a kick. Kamikaze is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: It doesn't happen so easily again Kamikaze, Kid. Kamikaze executes an elbowsmash on Mike Bolton. Kamikaze takes Mike Bolton down with a Death Valley Driver. Kamikaze is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kamikaze hits split-legged moonsault on Mike Bolton. T.J.: A nice manuaver there, Kid. Kid: He's good, FRANK. You said it yourself. Kamikaze is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kamikaze shows off to the crowd. Kamikaze is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. T.J.: The crowd is still not really sure what to make of the greatest CW champ ever. Kamikaze whips Mike Bolton into the ropes, but Mike Bolton reverses it. Kamikaze hits Mike Bolton with a kick. Kamikaze hits Mike Bolton with a flying side kick. Kamikaze whips Mike Bolton into the ropes. Mike Bolton takes Kamikaze down with a flying clothesline. Mike Bolton yells "I am the SICK DOG!". Kid: Sick dog? You sure you want to yell that out? The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Bolton. Mike Bolton goes for a jumping DDT, but Kamikaze counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. T.J.: Almost a victory there for Kamikaze! Bolton had better pay attention! The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kamikaze. Kamikaze hits the Falcon Arrow on Mike Bolton. Kamikaze executes the Vandaminator on Mike Bolton. Kid: Vandmintor! Wait a minute...What? T.J.: You didn't say it right, Kid. It's Van-Dam-i-na-tor. Kid: Oh...Van-Dam-i-na-tor. T.J.: Good job, Kid! The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kamikaze. Kamikaze shows off to the crowd. Kamikaze is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Kamikaze nails Mike Bolton with an elbowsmash. Kamikaze goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Mike Bolton counters it with a DDT. Mike Bolton is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mike Bolton runs into the ropes. T.J.: Bolton into the ropes. Mike Bolton takes Kamikaze down with a flying clothesline. Mike Bolton attempts to place Kamikaze on the turnbuckle, but Kamikaze blocks it. Mike Bolton executes a dropkick to the knee on Kamikaze. Mike Bolton whips Kamikaze into the turnbuckle. Mike Bolton runs shoulder-first into the corner. Mike Bolton takes Kamikaze down with a bulldog. Kid: Bolton has got this match in the bag, I swear it, brother. Mike Bolton whips Kamikaze into the ropes, but Kamikaze reverses it. Kamikaze hits Mike Bolton with a spinning leg lariat. Mike Bolton begs off. Kamikaze executes the Foregone Conclusion on Mike Bolton. T.J.: I think you're wrong, Kid! This is over! The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kamikaze. Kamikaze goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kamikaze. Kid: Ah, man...I thought for sure Bolton had that one... T.J.: It's alright, Kid. I think he's probably used to losing. The winner is Kamikaze. Time of match: 0:03:34 T.J.: Well, Kamikaze with a rocky entrance against the sick dog, but nevertheless, a victory. I have a feeling we're going to see much better out of him when he faces opponents of his calibur. Cut to the backstage area Mike Torment is walking down the hall and stops in front a door. A sign on the door reads “The Future” Torment stares at the sign for a moment. Torment: I can’t believe I’m going to do this. Torment knocks on the door. The door opens and Chris Steele is standing there. Chris Steele looks distinctly unfit, with his heavy strapping. Elle Phillips is tightly bandaging his shoulder. Steele: What the hell do you want? Torment: Listen I have a proposition for you. Can we talk? Steele: Why should I trust you? Torment: Just hear me out. Can I come in? Chris Steele hesitantly waves Mike Torment into the Future dressing room. We see Rich T. Boy with a confused look in the background. The door closes T.J.: A proposition? You don't think that... Kid: Don't speculate, FRANK. It's not your strong point. Just pay attention to the upcoming match. T.J.: Well, Brad Hunter is facing off against triple C, and I wouldn't be surprised one bit to see Charlie Yin-Yang here! Kid: Why should you be? He's been to every other Hunter match. They lock up. Cinco II runs into the ropes. Cinco II executes a high knee on Brad Hunter. Cinco II is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kid: Triple C almost pulling a fact win there! Cinco II puts Brad Hunter in a bearhug. Brad Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Cinco II catches Brad Hunter in a chokehold. Brad Hunter is struggling to reach the ropes. Brad Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Cinco II hits Brad Hunter with a kneelift. Cinco II whips Brad Hunter into the ropes. Brad Hunter hits Cinco II with an elbow. Brad Hunter throws Cinco II out of the ring. T.J.: Hunter coming back. Brad Hunter goes through the ropes. Brad Hunter goes for an inverted DDT, but Cinco II blocks it. Cinco II is handed brass knuckles. Cinco II hits him with the knuckles. Kid: Heh. I love weapons. T.J.: Well, they're not called for in a regular match, Kid. Cinco II is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Cinco II whips Brad Hunter into the guardrail. They're brawling outside the ring area. Brad Hunter grabs the knuckles from him. Bishop comes from behind, but Cinco II nails Bishop. Brad Hunter hits him with the knuckles. T.J.: Cinco made a mistake there! He should have been paying attention to Hunter! Brad Hunter knocks Cinco II into the ringsteps. Brad Hunter nails Cinco II with a Samoan Drop. Brad Hunter is handed a keyboard. Brad Hunter hits him with the keyboard. Kid: A Keyboard! I LOVE WEAPONS! The crowd is booing Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter sets up a table. Brad Hunter takes Cinco II down with an inverted DDT. Brad Hunter reenters the ring. Cinco II follows him back in. Cinco II brings the the keyboard into the ring. Brad Hunter grabs it. T.J.: Hunter's got the Keyboard again! Brad Hunter takes a swing at Cinco II with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Cinco II snatches the keyboard from him. Kid: Now Triple C has got it! Cinco II takes a swing at Brad Hunter with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Brad Hunter snatches the keyboard from him. T.J.: Now it's Hunter again! Brad Hunter takes a swing at Cinco II with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Cinco II snatches the keyboard from him. Kid: And not it's triple C again! Cinco II hits him with the keyboard. Cinco II is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Cinco II runs into the ropes. Cinco II uses a high knee on Brad Hunter. Cinco II nails Brad Hunter with a double-axhandle chop. Cinco II executes a choke slam on Brad Hunter. T.J.: Cinco is dominating Hunter! This could turn out badly for him. Kid: Everything seems to turn out badly for Hunter, brother. He deserves a little sympathy. T.J.: Hey, I admit the situation with his father and Yin-Yang is terrible, but I get the feeling he'll handle it. Cinco II is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Cinco II hits a headbutt on Brad Hunter. Cinco II is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, kickout. Cinco II places Brad Hunter on the turnbuckle. Cinco II executes a superplex on Brad Hunter. The crowd is really behind Cinco II. Cinco II nails Brad Hunter with a double-axhandle chop. Cinco II hits Brad Hunter with a charging axhandle bodyblock. Cinco II goes for a Mongolian chop, but Brad Hunter blocks it. Brad Hunter leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. T.J.: Hunter's got a chair... Brad Hunter runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Brad Hunter nails Cinco II with a clothesline. Brad Hunter hits him with a keyboard. t.J.: That keyboard, again! He likes the weapon, Kid. Kid: I like that weapon. Brad Hunter runs into the ropes. Brad Hunter hits a clothesline on Cinco II. Brad Hunter poses. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. James Beard removes the chair from the ring. Brad Hunter hits the torture rack drop on Cinco II. The crowd is booing Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter hits him with a keyboard. Brad Hunter nails Cinco II with a double arm DDT. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Brad Hunter hits Cinco II with a double arm DDT. The crowd is booing Brad Hunter. Cinco II sits up. Brad Hunter throws Cinco II out of the ring. Brad Hunter goes through the ropes. Brad Hunter knocks Cinco II into the ringsteps. Kid: Let me tell you, those steps have absolutely no give. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Bishop comes from behind and distracts Cinco II. Brad Hunter knocks Cinco II into the ringpost. The crowd is booing Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter is handed the mirror. Brad Hunter hits him with the mirror, it shatters. T.J.: Oh my god! That's going a little too far, I think! Brad Hunter sets up Cinco II on the table. Brad Hunter tries to drive Cinco II through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it. T.J.: Wow, Cinco sure saved himself that time. Cinco II sets up Brad Hunter on the table. Cinco II tries to drive Brad Hunter through the table with a legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Kid: I think that might have hurt less if the table had broken. A fan at ringside badmouths Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter gives him a fallaway slam, but Cinco II doesn't even care. Cinco II throws Brad Hunter back into the ring. Cinco II takes Brad Hunter down with a roundhouse right. Cinco II runs into the ropes. Cinco II hits Brad Hunter with an elbow. Cinco II nails Brad Hunter with a series of headbutts to the head. T.J.: That's stupid! It's hurting Cinco just as badly as Hunter! Cinco II places Brad Hunter on the turnbuckle. Cinco II hits Brad Hunter with a superplex. There are lots of chants for Cinco II. Cinco II whips Brad Hunter into the ropes, but Brad Hunter reverses it. Brad Hunter nails Cinco II with an inverted DDT. A fan at ringside badmouths Brad Hunter. Brad Hunter executes the Ride of A Lifetime on Cinco II. Kid: Ride of a lifetime virtually out of noWHERE! James Beard counts: One, two, three. Brad Hunter is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The winner is Brad Hunter. Time of match: 0:06:11 t.J.: That's it! Hunter pulls off the victory! Kid: Cinco just didn't have enough left after the ride of a lifetime. The sound of footsteps can be heard coming through the PA system. Then a familiar voice is heard. The voice of Charlie Yin-yang doing his best Undertaker impersonation says three words " Sick Freak Walking" T.J.: SEE! I TOLD you this was going to happen! "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit starts to play but it's being performed by Alvin and the Chipmunks. Kid: What the hell...The Chipmunks? That's blasphemy, I tell you! T.J.: The chipmunks are a legacy, Kid. I agree: Nobody should make light of such genius. Charlie Yin-yang appears on stage riding out on a moped. He's dressed like a cheap Undertaker ripoff. The crowd doesn't know whether to laugh or boo. He has a bandana on his head and fake tatoos on his arms. He drives the moped down to the ring and gets off. He has a mic in one hand. Kid: Spoofs are acceptable...Advisable? Well, maybe... T.J.: Hey, if it's done well... Yin-yang's AE: (In his best Undertaker impersonation) What the hell do you think you're doin, boy??? Do you know where you are standin right now??? You're standin in my kitchen. Brad Hunter has a confused look on his face. YIn-yang: Kitchen??? Yin-yang's AE: I mean my bathroom. Yin-yang: Wrong again. T.J.: Yin-Yang having trouble getting his point out. Yin-yang's AE: Ok wait a minute let me think about this. Both of Charlie Yin-yang's personas begin conversing to themselves back and forth. The conversation looks to be heating up. Suddenly Charlie Yin-yang hits himself in the head with the microphone. The thud is heard all over the arena. Yin-yang: (Holding his head in pain) Ouch!!!! You didn't have to do that. Kid: This man is crazy! Why is he allowed to walk with sane individuals? Yin-yang's AE: Now where was I??? Oh yeah. Your standing on my front lawn.......or something like that. Anyway, when your standin in my front lawn you're in for a whole heap a trouble, boy. Now you're gonna have to tangle with the American Psycho Freak.......and I'm gonna make you well known. Yin-yang: It's famous.....I'm gonna make you famous. Yin-yang hits himself in the head again with the microphone. T.J.: What the hell is this? I'm having trouble making Yin-yang out...Does he even HAVE a plan? Yin-yang's AE: Now, Brad, there's something I need to tell you.........I just noticed that you're not watching your back right now. Kevin Cash slides into the ring with a baseball bat. As soon as Hunter turns around Kevin Cash blasts him in the face with the baseball bat. T.J.: Cash with a cheap shot! I guess he DID have a plan! Hunter falls to the mat holding his face. Hunter's face is gushing out blood. Kevin Cash leaves the ring and throws in a chair. Charlie Yin-yang enters the ring and picks up Hunter. Charlie Yin-yang executes the Psycho Driver onto the chair. Kid: Yin-Yang just drove Hunter's head into that chair. T.J.: These attacks are uncalled for, Kid. Charlie Yin-yang points to Kevin Cash. Kevin Cash sets up a table outside the ring. T.J.: Oh, come on! Everyone has to get hurt in the SFWL, DON'T they?! Charlie Yin-yang picks up Hunter and sets him up on the top rope. Charlie Yin-yand executes a top rope bulldog on Hunter through the table onto the floor. The table has been smashed to pieces. T.J: no, no, no! That was disgusting! I can't possibly take more! Somebody get out here and stop this! The crowd is going nuts. Charlie Yin-yang and Kevin Cash are standing over Hunter's motionless body. Yin-yang's AE: Hey Hunter....It's really simple, so that even you can understand. All you have to do is agree to face me in a rematch at the next ppv. If you want me to leave you alone so you can enjoy looking at your face in the mirror, though I don't think it's gonna be so pleasurable to look at when I'm done with you. All you have to do is say yes. I'll be waiting for your response. Until then.......BOONNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yin-yang spikes the mic on Hunter. Hunter jerks in pain when the mic hits him. Kid: I think that was a good persuasive move. T.J.: "move"? That was horrible! Nothing more then a mere beat down! "Kill Me Heal Me" by Skillet starts to play. Charlie Yin-yang and Kevin Cash walk up the ramp trading insults with the crowd while EMT's run down to check on Hunter. Kid: After another savage beating, we've got ourselves a cruierweight match coming up. T.J.: Robespierre is out to prove his worth tongith, but against a man like Freebird, it may not be a little difficult. Kid: Well, we all know what Robespierre is after: The Cruiserweight title. But there's beggining to be a lot of competition in that league: Rich T. Boy, Dylan Pierce, and himself are known to be after it, but what about Malik Johnson, Freebird, and even Kamikaze. T.J.: I'm surprised to see Freebird out here tonight, considering the beating he took from "ratings" last Wednesday. The bell rings. Robespierre executes a European uppercut on Freebird. Robespierre takes Freebird down with a Death Valley Driver. Quite a few boos are audible. T.J.: A quick start from Robespierre. I think he wants this overwith quickly so that he's still in good shape for the title match on Wednesday. Robespierre goes for a German suplex, but Freebird counters it with a backward kick. Benny Jett comes to ringside. Freebird hits Robespierre. Kid: What's Benny Jett doing here...? T.J.: I think I just HAVE to ask the same question, Kid. A small "Freebird" chant is being started. Robespierre punches Freebird. Robespierre hits Freebird. Freebird hits Robespierre. Freebird chops Robespierre. Freebird punches Robespierre. Robespierre hits Freebird. Robespierre executes an armbar takedown on Freebird. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Robespierre goes for a headscissors submission, but Freebird blocks it. Freebird hits Robespierre with a cobra clutch suplex. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Freebird hits Robespierre with an Asai moonsault. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: Kickout just in time. These two both have a very different kind of fighting style. T.J.: Robespierre always like to brag about his "Feet to the groud" style of Cruiserweight fighting. Freebird executes a dropkick to the face on Robespierre. Freebird hits a brain buster on Robespierre. Freebird claps his hands. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Freebird goes for a clothesline, but Robespierre counters it with an armbar submission. T.J.: This is exactly what I'm talking about. Freebird reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Robespierre nails Freebird with an armbar takedown. Robespierre uses a piledriver on Freebird. Robespierre runs into the ropes. Freebird misses with an elbow. Robespierre hits Freebird with a kick. Robespierre whips Freebird into the ropes. Freebird misses with an elbow. Robespierre misses with a clothesline. Freebird misses with a clothesline. Freebird hits Robespierre with a kick. Freebird whips Robespierre into the ropes. Benny Jett pulls down the top rope. Freebird goes through the ropes. Kid: What the? What the hell is Jett doing HELPING Robespierre? Robespierre goes out after him. Freebird looks over at Benny Jett, but does not pursue him. T.J.: I think Freebird is wondering the same thing, Kid. Freebird nails Robespierre with a DDT. Freebird hits an inverted power bomb on Robespierre. Freebird claps his hands. The crowd is starting to get behind Freebird. Kid: The crowd certainly enjoys Freebird, and I've got to say: so do I. Freebird nails Robespierre with an Arabian Facebuster. Freebird throws Robespierre back into the ring. Freebird runs into the ropes. Freebird hits Robespierre with a kick. Freebird is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Freebird goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Robespierre counters it with a punch. Robespierre punches Freebird. Quite a few boos are audible. Robespierre kicks Freebird. Robespierre chops Freebird. Robespierre is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Robespierre nails Freebird with a superkick. Robespierre runs into the ropes. Robespierre hits Freebird with a koppo kick. Quite a few boos are audible. Robespierre goes for the STF, but Freebird blocks it. Freebird leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. T.J.: A chair! Freebird is setting up for something big. Freebird runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Freebird nails Robespierre with a clothesline. Kid: Spring board clothesline! Freebird executes a brain buster on Robespierre. A small "Freebird" chant is being started. Freebird whips Robespierre into the ropes. Freebird hits an enzuigiri to the face on Robespierre. The crowd is cheering on Freebird. Freebird hits a gutwrench suplex on Robespierre. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: Robespierre almost out again... Freebird sets up the chair. Freebird goes for a sidewalk slam, but Robespierre counters it with a DDT. Robespierre is starting to get under the crowd's skin. In turn, Freebird counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Freebird hits a double-arm DDT on Robespierre. The crowd is cheering on Freebird. Freebird is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Freebird executes the Brickyard Blues on Robespierre. Kid: Brickyard Blue's! That move is dangerous! The crowd is really behind Freebird. Freebird goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. T.J.: Robespierre is getting tossed around in there, but he doesn't want to give up. Freebird uses a dropkick to the face on Robespierre. Freebird executes the Brickyard Blues on Robespierre. Kid: Oh my, there's no way...A second one is uncanny. The crowd is really behind Freebird. Freebird goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. T.J.: Freebird got him! As a matter of fact...He REALLY got him! Kid: I feel a little strange about Robespierre's performance tonight... The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Freebird. Time of match: 0:05:16 T.J.: I agree with you, Kid. Robespierre did seem a little off of his game. Maybe he knew that he couldn't get Freebird quickly...So he gave up? Kid: I don't know...That seems a little out there for even a Frenchman. The camera cuts to the backstage area. Heather is at the catering table, pouring herself a cup of coffee. The camera zooms out to reveal Cap’n Plundah leaning against the wall. Cap’n Plundah: Arrr, Heather...do ye want to see me peg leg? Ye know what they say...thar she blows! Heather throws her coffee in Cap’n Plundah’s face and leaves. Cap’n Plundah: Y’arrrgh! T.J.: Cap'n Plundah juse doesn't know when to quit! Kid: Hey, I like his chances with Heather. Come on...He's a pirate, for god's sake! T.J.: What difference does THAT make? Kid: All of it, brother. All of it... T.J.: Hey, to tell you the truth...I don't even know if I care about that. Right now, I'm a little more concerned about the match between the two men formally known as the Street Squaq. Kid: Alright, I'll take the bait on that. These two guys are both phenominal athletes, and I'll be damned if I can say whose going to win THIS match. T.J.: This is going to turn into something ugly, I think. These kind of heated matches never end in an easy going victory. They lock up. Malik Johnson nails Jayson Carter with a spear. Malik Johnson hits Jayson Carter with a dropkick to the face. T.J.: Malik Johnson off to a good start, here. Malik Johnson runs into the ropes. Malik Johnson goes for a spear, but Jayson Carter counters it with a kneelift. Malik Johnson attempts to place Jayson Carter on the turnbuckle, but Jayson Carter blocks it. Malik Johnson takes Jayson Carter down with a backspin DDT. Kid: Johnson is just too much for Carter. He'd better get with it. Malik Johnson is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Malik Johnson whips Jayson Carter into the turnbuckle, but Jayson Carter reverses it. Malik Johnson comes back, but is met with an elbow. Kid: Now he's startin' somethin'. T.J.: You're not talking about Micheal Jackson are you? Kid: Of course not, FRANK. Jayson Carter hits a takeover suplex on Malik Johnson. Jayson Carter hits Malik Johnson with a spinning DDT. The crowd is starting to get behind Jayson Carter. T.J.: The crowd is getting behind Carter, and that sure replendishes one's energy. Jayson Carter points to the crowd. Jayson Carter takes Malik Johnson down with a Northern Lights bomb. A small "Jayson Carter" chant is being started. Jayson Carter executes a pumphandle suplex on Malik Johnson. Kid: Johnson going down hard. Jayson Carter hits Malik Johnson with a takeover suplex. Jayson Carter points to the crowd. A small "Jayson Carter" chant is being started. Jayson Carter takes Malik Johnson down with a double underhook piledriver. The crowd is cheering on Jayson Carter. Jayson Carter hits a double underhook faceslam on Malik Johnson. Jayson Carter whips Malik Johnson into the ropes, but Malik Johnson reverses it. Malik Johnson goes for a spear, but Jayson Carter counters it with a kneelift. T.J.: Carter is all over Johnson now! These two guys are really at each others throats. In turn, Malik Johnson counters it with a side step. Malik Johnson is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: A kick out. Malik Johnson hits Jayson Carter with a Cradle DDT. Danny Davis counts: One, kickout. Kid: A fast kick out. He's just going to have to do more then that. Malik Johnson complains about a slow count. Malik Johnson executes a double-arm DDT on Jayson Carter. A small "Malik Johnson" chant is being started. Malik Johnson catches Jayson Carter in an armlock hammerlock submission. T.J.: Carter in that lock... Jayson Carter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Malik Johnson runs into the ropes. Jayson Carter hits Malik Johnson with a backdrop. Jayson Carter hits a double underhook faceslam on Malik Johnson. Jayson Carter throws Malik Johnson out of the ring. Jayson Carter jumps onto him with a shooting star press. Jayson Carter whips Malik Johnson into the guardrail. Jayson Carter knocks Malik Johnson into the ringsteps. Jayson Carter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jayson Carter executes a European uppercut on Malik Johnson. Jayson Carter knocks Malik Johnson into the ringpost. The crowd is cheering on Jayson Carter. Kid: Baby, I love Carter. He puts on a hell of a show. Jayson Carter knocks Malik Johnson into the ringsteps. Jayson Carter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jayson Carter knocks Malik Johnson into the ringpost. The crowd is cheering on Jayson Carter. Jayson Carter hits a backspin DDT on Malik Johnson. They're brawling outside the ring area. Jayson Carter whips Malik Johnson into the guardrail. Jayson Carter goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Malik Johnson counters it with a rana. Malik Johnson whips Jayson Carter into the guardrail. Malik Johnson reenters the ring. Jayson Carter follows him back in. Malik Johnson goes for a Cradle DDT, but Jayson Carter blocks it. Jayson Carter executes the Curtain Call on Malik Johnson. The crowd is getting behind Jayson Carter. t.J.: Curtain call! And the curtains may indeed be coming down! Jayson Carter goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... t.J.: Ah, but he's in the ropes! Jayson Carter goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Malik Johnson turns in mid-air and lands on him. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Johnson runs into the ropes. Malik Johnson misses with a clothesline. Malik Johnson hits Jayson Carter with a shoulderblock. Malik Johnson is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Malik Johnson takes Jayson Carter down with a jumping side kick. The crowd is starting to get behind Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson executes a DDT on Jayson Carter. Malik Johnson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. T.J.: The crowd doesn't seem to know whose side to take in this split up. Malik Johnson uses a jumping side kick on Jayson Carter. Malik Johnson hits an enzuigiri to the face on Jayson Carter. Malik Johnson goes for a spear, but Jayson Carter counters it with a kneelift. In turn, Malik Johnson counters it with a side step. Malik Johnson goes for a flying bulldog, but Jayson Carter side-steps and Malik Johnson only hits air. Jayson Carter hits the Rocker Dropper on Malik Johnson. Jayson Carter hits a Samoan Drop on Malik Johnson. Kid: Samoan Drop! The crowd is cheering on Jayson Carter. Jayson Carter executes the Curtain Call on Malik Johnson. Kid: Another Curtain Call, and that ought to be all! The crowd is cheering on Jayson Carter. Jayson Carter goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Jayson Carter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. T.J.: That's all, folks! Carter pulling out the victory over Johnson in what I'm sure was a very emotional bought. The winner is Jayson Carter. Time of match: 0:06:19 Kid: Emotional or not, it was damn good, and...What the hell...? Shawn Bryant comes through the crowd with a singapore cane, jumps the guardrail and slides into the ring. T.J.: Shawn Bryant? He's not supposed to be here yet! Jayson Carter charges, but Shawn Bryant takes him down with a thrust kick to the head. Kid: He's taking out Carter! Shawn Bryant towers over Malik Johnson, glaring down at him. Malik Johnson attempts to punche Shawn Bryant, but he blocks it. Shawn Bryant hits Malik Johnson with a massive headbutt. T.J.: And he's taking out Johnson! What the hell? He's pushing both sides of this conflict? Shawn Bryant hits Malik Johnson in the head with the Singapore cane. Jayson Carter starts to get up. Shawn Bryant drops the cane and picks Jayson Carter up in a gorilla press, and walks to the announcer-side of the ring. Kid: Uhhhhh...What's he doing, FRANK! T.J.: He's glaring at the Canadian booth!! Danny! Paul!! Watch out!! Shawn Bryant tosses Jayson Carter throught the Canadian announce table. Jayson Carter is bleeding like a faucet, unconscious. T.J.: No! Carter is bleeding all over! Shawn Bryant turns around in time to see Malik Johnson pick up the Singapore Cane. Malik Johnson swings at Shawn Bryant with the Singapore Cane, but he moves out of the way. Shawn Bryant snatches the Singapore Cane away. The crowd is booing loudly. Kid: This can't be good... Shawn Bryant levels Malik Johnson with the Singapore Cane. Shawn Bryant executes the Ragnarok on Malik Johnson. T.J.: This is ridiculous! He's leveling both competitors! Malik Johnson is out cold. Shawn Bryant rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring. Shawn Bryant grabs a pair of handcuffs and a mic and re-enters the ring. Kid: Handcuffs and a mic. This is catchy. Shawn Bryant handcuffs Malik Johnson, stomach-down, to the bottom turnbuckle. Shawn Bryant stomps on Malik Johnson. Shawn Bryant stomps on Malik Johnson. t.J.: He's stomping the life out of a defenseless man! Shawn Bryant stomps on Malik Johnson. Shawn Bryant stomps on Malik Johnson. Shawn Bryant picks up the mic. Kid: And it looks like that's not all he wants to do. Shawn Bryant: So, Malik. You thought it would be fun to whip Dylan, didn't you? Bet you and Elle had quite the laugh about it.. Just remember there's always someone bigger than you that you don't want to piss off. Shawn leans in close. Shawn Bryant: And now you're gonna get yours, you sniveling bitch. T.J.: WHAT?! He's going to get MORE!? Shawn Bryant spikes the mic and picks up the Singapore Cane. Shawn Bryant lays into Malik Johnson's back with the Singapore Cane. Shawn Bryant lays into Malik Johnson's back with the Singapore Cane. Shawn Bryant lays into Malik Johnson's back with the Singapore Cane. Shawn Bryant yells: How's that?! T.J.: Stop this! The man is defeneseless, for crying out loud! Kid: He's getting what he deserves, T.J. Shawn Bryant lays into Malik Johnson's back with the Singapore Cane. Shawn Bryant lays into Malik Johnson's back with the Singapore Cane. Malik Johnson's back is hidden behind a veil of blood. Shawn Bryant yells: Oh, it's not over! t.J.: NOT OVER YET! Shawn Bryant rolls to the outside and looks under the ring again, and pulls out a barbed wire-covered table, and tosses it in the ring. T.J.: What? How did THAT get under there?! Shawn Bryant pulls out a paper bag and re-enters the ring. Shawn Bryant sets up the table. Shawn Bryant pours the contents of the bag onto the table. The bag wasfull of salt. Kid: Is that...Salt? T.J.: No! Come on, this is getting way out of hand! Shawn Bryant pics up the mic again. Shawn Bryant: You know, Malik.. This sort of thing really isn't me.. It's too Mick Foley for my taste most of the time. But I'll make an exception for you this time.. And maybe now you've learned. Don't fuck with Shin Jun Rui business! Shawn Bryant drops the mic and unlocks Malik Johnson. Malik Johnson is struggling to get away. T.J.: Somebody get out here! The damn Shin Jun Rui are going to ruin every wrestler in the SFWL! Shawn Bryant kicks Malik Johnson in the midsection. Shawn Bryant executes a jack-knife powerbomb on Malik Johnson, through the table. The table didn't break. Kid: I...I can't believe this is happening! Malik Johnson is screaming in pain. Shawn Bryant has a look of confusion/amusement on his face. T.J.: Look at this crazy man! Shawn Bryant grabs the end of the table and starts shaking it. Malik Johnson is just screaming incoherently now. From nowhere, Jayson Carter flies off the top rope with a high cross body on Shawn Bryant, but Shawn Bryant rolls through. Kid: Oh, man...Not Carter too! Shawn Bryant kicks Jayson Carter in the stomach. Shawn Bryant executes a high-release powerbomb on Jayson Carter, onto Malik Johnson, through the table. The table is broken in half. Shawn Bryant raises his arms in the air. The crowd is booing Shawn Bryant out of the building. T.J.: This is just not right! No man deserves that kind of punishment! "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits, and Shawn Bryant walks up the ramp, encouraging the boo's. T.J.: The Shin Jun Rui are bound to get theirs! This can't go on the way it is! SOMEBODY has to do something about it! The camera cuts to a shot of Mike Torment’s dressing room door. Cap’n Plundah strides up and knocks on the door. Heather: (from inside) Hello? Cap’n Plundah: Avast thar, Heather! If ye let me swab yer poop deck, I’ll let ye hoist me mizzen-mast... Heather opens the door directly into Cap’n Plundah’s face. Cap’n Plundah is out cold. Heather laughs to herself closes the door. Kid: I like Cap'n Plundah's style! It's direct and yet subtle at the same time. T.J.: Are you serious? The man seems like a bit of an animal to me. Kid: Well, what is he supposed to be, FRANK. He's a pirate. What did you think they do? T.J.: I don't know...Rape and plunder. But it's not as if he was going to RAPE Heather! Kid: How do you know that? T.J.:...Ok, that's just sick. You're a sick man, Kid...A sick man. Let us move on... T.J.: Now, just so nobody gets confused on this: The match on the schedule says that Bryce Smith is taking on Dylan Pierce, but this is not actually true. Since Pierce was injured very badly on Wednesday, it's going to be SHAWN BRYANT taking on Bryce Smith in the cage. Now, everyone knows that we just saw Bryant...Pulling some unexpected attacking on Malik Johnson and Jayson Carter. I can't explain it, so let's just wait... But THIS should be interesting, considering the current status of Onslaught. Kid: Or the current status of the Shin Jun Rui. T.J.: What's that? Kid: Killer. (Just so everyone knows, anytime it SAY'S Dylan Pierce, it's not. It's actually supposed to be Shawn Bryant in this match. The moves won't match, but it's the best I could do this far down the line.) They lock up. Bryce Smith goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Dylan Pierce counters it with a facerake. T.J.: Who would have guessed? A cheap move by Dylan Pierce! Dylan Pierce uses a jumping side kick on Bryce Smith. Dylan Pierce uses flying headscissors on Bryce Smith. Dylan Pierce whips Bryce Smith into the ropes. Bryce Smith hits Dylan Pierce with a spear. Kid: Smith exicutes that spear like a god, brother. Bryce Smith nails Dylan Pierce with a dropkick to the knee. Bryce Smith takes Dylan Pierce down with a Gorilla Press. Bryce Smith is starting to get under the crowd's skin. T.J.: God or no, the crowd doesn't really like him much, Kid. Bryce Smith catches Dylan Pierce in the cross-faced chicken wing. Dylan Pierce reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bryce Smith whips Dylan Pierce into the ropes, but Dylan Pierce reverses it. Bryce Smith misses with a shoulderblock. Dylan Pierce takes Bryce Smith down with flying headscissors. Dylan Pierce hits Bryce Smith with a spinning thrust kick. Dylan Pierce is going for the door. T.J: Bryant going for the exit here. Can he get it this early? Bryce Smith grabs him and pulls him bak to the ring. Dylan Pierce goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Bryce Smith blocks it. Bryce Smith goes for a Gorilla Press, but Dylan Pierce slides down his back. Dylan Pierce hits Bryce Smith with a full nelson faceslam. Kid: Hey, that was a good move. No two ways about it. Dylan Pierce is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dylan Pierce executes a springboard twisting moonsault on Bryce Smith. T.J.: Well, so was that, but who's counting? Dylan Pierce is going for the door. Bryce Smith kicks him in the back. Dylan Pierce executes a reverse flying elbowdrop on Bryce Smith. The crowd is cheering on Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce whips Bryce Smith into the ropes, but Bryce Smith reverses it. Dylan Pierce misses with an elbow. Bryce Smith hits Dylan Pierce with a kick. Bryce Smith whips Dylan Pierce into the ropes, but Dylan Pierce reverses it. Bryce Smith hits Dylan Pierce with a shoulderblock. Kid: That's one BIG shoulder. Bryce Smith nails Dylan Pierce with a kick to the midsection. Bryce Smith goes for a kick to the midsection, but Dylan Pierce counters it with a legsweep. Dylan Pierce executes Rehearsal for Tragedy on Bryce Smith. T.J.: Rehearsal for Tragedy! Things are not looking good for Smith! Dylan Pierce is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dylan Pierce goes for neck-scissors, but Bryce Smith ducks out of the way. Bryce Smith executes a Death Valley Driver on Dylan Pierce. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. T.J.: I just can't understand this crowds reactions. How can they cheer on ANY member of the Shin Jun Rui?! Bryce Smith runs into the ropes. Dylan Pierce misses with a clothesline. Bryce Smith misses with a clothesline. Dylan Pierce misses with a clothesline. Bryce Smith goes for a Yakuza kick, but Dylan Pierce ducks out of the way. T.J.: Wow, that was about as close as I've ever seen one come. Dylan Pierce nails Bryce Smith with a thrust kick to the head. The crowd is cheering on Dylan Pierce. Dylan Pierce goes for a backspin DDT, but Bryce Smith blocks it. Bryce Smith uses a series of punches on Dylan Pierce. Bryce Smith runs into the ropes. Bryce Smith hits Dylan Pierce with a spear. Kid: Another god-like spear from Smith. Bryce Smith places Dylan Pierce on the turnbuckle. Bryce Smith hits Dylan Pierce with a belly-to-back superplex. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Bryce Smith whips Dylan Pierce into the ropes, but Dylan Pierce reverses it. Dylan Pierce takes Bryce Smith down with a superkick. Dylan Pierce uses a spear on Bryce Smith. T.J.: Was that god-like, Kid? Kid: Of course not. Smith is the only god of spears. Dylan Pierce goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Bryce Smith counters it with a faceslam. Bryce Smith goes for a Yakuza kick, but Dylan Pierce ducks out of the way. Dylan Pierce hits Bryce Smith with a jumping side kick. Dylan Pierce goes for a spear, but Bryce Smith counters it with a kneelift. Kid: Point proven right there, brother. Bryce Smith hits a headbutt on Dylan Pierce. Bryce Smith executes a tiger bomb on Dylan Pierce. T.J.: Tiger bomb, and that might just be it. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. T.J.: Damn, Bryant kicked out. Dylan Pierce sits up. The crowd is cheering on Dylan Pierce. Bryce Smith places Dylan Pierce on the turnbuckle. Bryce Smith hits Dylan Pierce with a belly-to-back superplex. T.J.: Bryant is taking some pain tonight! That is going to hurt in the morning. Bryce Smith goes for a hiptoss, but Dylan Pierce counters it with a lariat. Dylan Pierce takes Bryce Smith down with a reverse flying elbowdrop. Dylan Pierce is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dylan Pierce executes a jumping DDT on Bryce Smith. Dylan Pierce executes the Cardinal Sin on Bryce Smith. Kid: That move has got to be it! People don't get up from that often! Dylan Pierce is going for the exit again. James Beard looks on. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid run down to ringside. T.J.: No! It’s the Shin Jun Rui. The bastards, what are they doing her?! Brian Bowers has a steel chair in one hand and a microphone in the other. Wayne Reid has a gymbag with him. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. T.J.: God...this is JUST what we need... James Beard does not notice them. Brian Bowers pulls James Beard into a short lariat. James Beard is out cold. Kid: Bowers is taking out the referee, brother. I think it’s obvious what’s going to happen here. T.J.: Yeah, but Bryant already HAD the win! This is ridiculous! Brian Bowers unlatches the cage door. Brian Bowers drops the microphone, grabs the chair, and enters the ring. Debris is raining down on the cage. T.J.: Somebody get these guys out of here, please! Brian Bowers hits Bryce Smith with the chair. Brian Bowers hits Bryce Smith with the chair again. Kid: Chair shots are always dependable, T.J. Remember that. T.J.: Always dependable when? When you’re not even in a match? It makes me sick to watch Brian Bowers. Bryce Smith tries to escape the cage, but Wayne Reid slams the door in his face. Kid: Reid slamming that door in his face…I don’t know if I can watch this… Bryce Smith is out cold. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Wayne Reid pulls a pipe wrench out of the gymbag. T.J.: What's THAT for?! Wayne Reid throws the gymbag into the ring and re-latches the door. Wayne Reid stands guard at the door. The referee is coming back around. Kid: Wayne Reid making sure NOBODY gets out of that cage. T.J.: Yeah,, but James Beard coming to! He SEES what’s going on! Why isn’t he calling for the damn bell!? Kid: It’s a no-disqualification match! It doesn’t end until either Bryce Smith or Shawn Bryant exits the cage and puts both feet on the floor! T.J.: Well, surely THIS is an exceptional case...I mean, come ON! Brian Bowers is in there attacking Smith with a chair! Damn it, somebody DO something! The fans are chanting for Chris Steele. Kid: I don’t think these fans are going to get their wish - Chris Steele is still in the hospital, recovering from injuries sustained at the hands of the same Brian Bowers in that Thunderdome match. Brian Bowers hits Bryce Smith with the chair. Brian Bowers lays the chair down on the mat. T.J.: Oh, and NOW what?! Brian Bowers signals to Shawn Bryant. Brian Bowers lifts Bryce Smith to his feet. Brian Bowers and Shawn Bryant execute a spike piledriver onto the chair on Bryce Smith. Kid: Spike piledriver by Brian Bowers and Shawn Bryant! T.J.: Who cares what move it was! This is sick, Kid! Come on! Kid: Hey, I’m an announcer, T.J. This is what I do. If you don’t like it, then get a new damn job. Shawn Bryant hits Bryce Smith with a chokeslam. Brian Bowers searches through the gymbag. Shawn Bryant executes a chokeslam on Bryce Smith. Kid: Repeated chokeslams on Bryce Smith! T.J.: Like a pack of dogs. And with Reid standing guard so that nobody can help Smith… Kid, you're no better then them! Kid: What did I say, FRANK?! I'm not a damn jury, like someone I know. Shawn Bryant takes Bryce Smith down with a chokeslam. Bryce Smith is out cold. Brian Bowers pulls a bottle of Rosinol out of the gymbag. James Beard is shouting at Brian Bowers through the cage. T.J. 1: No way! Not again! He CAN’T seriously be going to do this again! Brian Bowers picks up the microphone. Brian Bowers: And so, the cleansing of the SFWL continues! Bastards Incorporated has been reduced to a memory...The Future are leaderless and weakening by the day, while Chris Steele lays in a hospital bed, watching everything he’s ever worked for fall apart! Other than the upstart "Murderer's Row"...who Wayne will be sent to dispose of as soon as they become a REAL nuisance...Shin Jun Rui are the ONLY stable left standing! The Future remains united in name only, and even THAT will not last much longer...we broke Bastards Incorporated, Steele, we can damn sure break YOUR pathetic little organization! Kid: Listen to the man, T.J. He’s willful. Brian Bowers: What we’re about to do here tonight symbolizes everything that we have done...everything that we WILL do, for the SFWL! We said we’d save this federation, and we meant it! What you are about to witness is not JUST an assault on one of your stablemates, Steele...it’s NOT just retribution for what the Frat have said and done in recent weeks...no, Steele, it’s a symbolic gesture! This is a real HONOUR for your comrade here...he gets to be a metaphor! T.J.: Bowers has lost it! He’s completely lost it! Get him out of there before he kills somebody! Brian Bowers sprays Bryce Smith with Rosinol. James Beard is ordering Brian Bowers to stop. Brian Bowers: In the forest, the old growth has to be burned away for new growth to take hold. Without fire, everything dies within a few short generations...all that’s left is, literally, dead wood. Fire removes the unnecessary, the irrelevant...the matter which would otherwise smother what NEEDS to grow in order for the entire system to survive! There is no progress without fire, Steele...Torment knows that now...YOU know that now. The SFWL has been cleansed of Bastards Incorporated, and soon it will be cleansed of The Future...all depleted, lifeless entities doing nothing but holding the SFWL back from reaching it’s true potential! Kid: This man is a poet! Brian Bowers sets the microphone down. The boos for Brian Bowers are deafening. Brian Bowers slaps Bryce Smith. Brian Bowers slaps Bryce Smith again. Bryce Smith is coming around. T.J.: That sick freak! He wants to make sure Smith doesn’t miss this! Brian Bowers sprays some additional Rosinol on Bryce Smith. Brian Bowers pulls a lighter out of his boot and holds it up to the crowd. Brian Bowers is being booed out of the building. Brian Bowers sets Bryce Smith on fire. Kid: He set him on fire! My god, he’s on fire! Call the EMT’s! The crowd noise is practically shaking the arena. Bryce Smith panics and begins rolling around on the mat. The flames are quickly smothered. T.J.: Oh, thank you…He got them out quickly… Wayne Reid unlocks the cage door. Shawn Bryant leaves the cage. T.J.: Oh yeah, and that it’s a really proper victory for Shin Jun Rui! Wayne Reid brandishes the pipe wrench at James Beard. James Beard reluctantly calls for the bell. The winner is Shawn Bryant. Time of match: 0:09:25 T.J.: I don’t believe this! After all that, Shawn Bryant is STILL being announced as the winner! Kid: Bowers better enjoy himself now...as soon as Chris Steele is back in the SFWL, he’s a dead man, I think. Not to mention everyone else who would like to kill him. Including the champ! "Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime hits the P.A. The fans explode. T.J.: Wait a minute! It IS Steve Fella! It's Steve Fella! The Champ is HERE! Steve Fella walks out onto the entrance ramp. He holds the Singapore Cane high above the air. The members of Shin Jun Rui all challenge Fella from outside the ring. T.J.: Oh, yeah, big men! Three-on-one. I don't think our champion is dumb enough to fall for that! Steve Fella laughs. Steve Fella starts to walk down to the ring. Kid: I don't know...He actually may be that stupid! Steve Fella goes down the ramp. Shawn Bryant Challenges him. T.J.: Fella's going down! This is suicide! Just look at what they've done to Smith! To Malik Johnson and Jayson Carter! Steve Fella laughs, and raises the cane. Shawn Bryant charges him. Steve Fella moves away from Shawn Bryant. Steve Fella throw Shawn Bryant's head into the cage. T.J.: Fella got him! The champ got him! Shawn Bryant is out cold. Steve Fella pulls Shawn Bryant away. Shawn Bryant is lying on the concrete. Brian Bowers and Wayne Reid have backen into the cage. T.J.: Look at them! They're like mice when a real threat comes around! Steve Fella jumps into the ring. Wayne Reid charges Steve Fella. Kid: Reid's coming after him! Steve Fella ducks underneath a clothesline. Brian Bowers hits Steve Fella from behind. T.J.: No, Bowers got him! Brian Bowers yells something at Wayne Reid. Brian Bowers throws Steve Fella into the ropes. Steve Fella walks up the ropes. He does an Asai Moonsault over Brian Bowers. Kid: On my god! Fella got Bowers! Fella got Bowers! Steve Fella hits Wayne Reid. Steve Fella quickly gets up, Singapore Cane in hand. Brian Bowers tries to catch Steve Fella off guard. Steve Fella nails Brian Boweres with the Singapore Cane. T.J. (Laughing): Fella is desimating the Shin Jun Rui! Steve Fella hits him again. Brian Bowers gets tangled up in the ropes. Steve Fella holds up the Singapore Cane. Kid: But...Wayne Reid is back on his feet! Wayne Reid charges Steve Fella. Steve Fella quickly turns around and meets Wayne Reid with a wicked Singapore Cane shot. Wayne Reid is rocked back. T.J.: Reid is hardly effected by that shot! Brian Bowers gets out of the ropes. Brian Bowers goes for a shoulderblock, but Steve Fella moves out of the way. Brian Bowers hits Wayne Reid. T.J. (laughing harder): Bowers ran into Reid! Wayne Reid stumbles back and falls through the ropes. Wayne Reid falls completely out of the cage. Kid: And Reid falls out of the cage! Steve Fella hits Brian Bowers in the kidneys with the Singapore Cane. Steve Fella grabs the back of Brian Bowers head. Steve Fella whispers something to Brian Bowers. Steve Fella executes the Jackass Drop. T.J.: Jackass drop! I wonder what the champ said to him! Brian Bowers has enough left to roll out of the ring. Steve Fella is standing in the center of the ring. He challenges Brian Bowers to come back in. T.J.: And the ICON wants some more! Brian Bowers raises Shawn Bryant’s arm. Brian Bowers, Wayne Reid and Shawn Bryant limp back up the entrance ramp amid a rain of garbage. Kid: He who walks away, lives to fight another day. the Shin Jun Rui have smarts, t.j. T.J.: Or a total lack of gut, Kid! I love it! "Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime plays again. One fan manages to hit Brian Bowers square in the face with a full soda. Brian Bowers furiously scans the crowd, but Shawn Bryant holds him back. t.J.: Get out of here! You deserve all the pain you can recieve! ~ The scene cuts breafly to backstage, where Dylan Pierce is watching this entire fiasco on a monitor in the Shin Jun Rui locker room. He does not look pleased. Pierce: Christ, what the hell’s going on out there?! They’re getting mutilated! Pierce smashes a table with his arm in anger. He doesn’t seem to care, however, about the mess or the pain. His madness only seems to increase. Pierce: This is ridiculous! I’ve got to go do something! Suddenly, a door behind him opens, and closes. Pierce turns around, and looks shocked. Pierce: What the hell!? You! A voice speaks, familiar. Voice: Bag him! And then all that can be heard are Pierce’s muffled screams in the background. ~ T.J.: And Pierce taking a beating too! What's going on here?! Who did THAT? Kid: I don't know, but it looks like there might be a vast conspiracy against the Shin Jun Rui. T.J.: Well, they're getting what they damn well deserve! Kid: Who say's so? You're not a jury, FRANK. It's not your job to pass judgment. T.J.: Well, as a HUMAN BEING, kid...I think I'm entitled to an opinion! Steve Fella is handed a mic. Steve Fella: Hello...germs! The fans pop. Shin Jun Rui stop and look back towards the ring. T.J.: I don't think that the Shin Jun Rui know about this, yet! Steve Fella: Another classic run-in by the heel trio of the dreaded SHIN JUN RUI! Steve Fella makes a mocking karate stance. The fans pop. Kid: I'm not sure making a mockery of them is a good idea, even for the Champ. Steve Fella: Great job guys, you took out one man. You hit him from behind, almost burned him to shreds, and are able to walk away to tell all your Canadian friends how fun it was. But don't be too high on yourselves, because at Wednesday Unleashed, it all stops. You see Brian, I want you in the ring...and I don't want to wait to get it. So I took it upon myself to ask a friend of mine to book a match for Unleashed. It'll be Brian Bowers...and Shawn Bryant against the SFWL's very own ICON, "Suicide"...Steve...Fella...and a very good friend of mine. You may have heard of him Brian. He's one of the founding members of the Bastards...but he's known mostly for being the BEST DAMN. My tag team partner will be none other than Kent McKnight! The fans go nuts. T.J.: What an announcement! Brian Bowers and Shawn Bryant will take on Steve Fella and Kent McKnight at Unleashed! Steve Fella: And well Brian, if you don't like that...tooooo f'n bad! "Smoke Two Joints" starts to play. Shin Jun Rui make a couple faces before limping to the back. Wayne Reid is carrying Shawn Bryant with one arm. Steve Fella helps Bryce Smith to his feet. Steve Fella raises his hand. The fans are going crazy. T.J.: I guess, as far as Fella is concerned, Smith is the winner! Kid: Well, Fella doesn't run the league...The official documents will still say it was Bryant. t.J.: I don't care! Smith deserves that win! The scene cuts to a hallway in the back. The members of Shin Jun Rui are limping back to their locker room. None of them seem too keen on conversation at the moment, but they all look very upset. Brian Bowers opens the door, and asks angrily... Bowers: Pierce?! Where the hell are you, Pierce?! You’ve got... Then his face gets a surprised look. There is a trash bag hanging on a hook in the corner of the room. Pierces head is slouched forward inside. Bowers: FUCK! He looks down at the table smashed in the middle of the room. Bowers: Damn it! Get him down! He motions for Wayne Reid to get Pierce off the hook. As Wayne Reid is pulling him down, he whences in pain. Then he notices something. Wayne Ried: Hey, Brian. Take a look at this... He hands Bowers a letter that was attached to the bag. Bowers grabs it and holds it close to his face. Bowers: (reading) "My dear comrades and esteemed members of Shin Jun Rui: I present to you the next rave in abstract art. I like to call it: Taking out the trash. I hope you derive as much entertainment as I did out of it. Your friend always: Sunder Ryan. Oh, and by the way...That match Pierce wanted: Let him know he’s on. That is, whenever he finally wakes up again. Ha...Ha...Ha..." Bowers looks up at Reid, and over to Shawn Bryant. Bowers: Fuck, fuck FUCK! That’s IT! He’s a fucking DEAD MAN! Him AND Fella are fucking DEAD! Bowers kicks some shards from the table across the room. The camera cuts back a shot of the crowd. T.J.: Bowers is not happy about this! You don't think that Fella and Ryan planned this, do you, Kid? Kid: I doubt it. Neither of those two are very team oriented. T.J.: It doesn't matter! The Shin Jun Rui deserve it! Kid: It's not your... T.J.: No! I'll say whatever I... Kid: Just be quiet, Ok! Be quiet and watch Micheal Torment and Wayne Reid... Micheal Torment is already in the ring. Wayne Reid is stumbling out, apparently still willing to go on with the match. Suddenly, the lights in the arena go out. T.J.: What's this...? Red, white and blue pyro bursts from the entranceway as Beethoven’s ninth symphony begins to play. Mike Torment and Heather walk out onto the entrance ramp. T.J.: TORMENT! Torment is here! The crowd has started a “Torment” chant. Torment and Heather make their way towards the ring and stop halfway down the entrance ramp. Torment: I didn’t want to do this Pro. I didn’t want this. But, you think this is going to solve something so here I am, and I brought myself a partner. Kid: I've got a bad feeling... The lights in the arena go out. “No Good” by Prodigy starts to play as the crowd rise as one, cheering and screaming. Green pyro explodes around the Jumbotron, down the ramp and from the turnbuckles. Torment manages a half smile as the crowd go mental. Chris Steele walks slowly out from the back, topless, his torso heavily strapped from UltraSlam and his “24/7” bandana around his forehead. Elle Phillips is nowhere to be seen. Chris Steele carefully raises an arm into the air without a smile, instead just a grim look on his face. T.J.: How many painkillers must Steele be ON tonight to actually get out here and wrestle! Chris Steele climbs into the ring and exchanges a few words with Mike Torment. T.J.: Well this is something I never thought I’d see! Torment and Steele...Together! Mike Torment takes the mic. Torment: I’m hoping after this you’ll stop this childish crap, but until then we are going to have to kick your asses… Torment charges into the ring The Professional rolls out. Kid: A smart move. Never fight an emotional man. Wayne Reid goes for the Northern Exposure, but Mike Torment rolls out of the way. Mike Torment hits a bodyslam on Wayne Reid. T.J.: Reid taking a hit early. Mike Torment takes Wayne Reid down with a backdrop. Mike Torment runs into the ropes. Mike Torment misses with a clothesline. Mike Torment gives him an Asai leg lariat, but Wayne Reid doesn't budge. T.J.: This man is just massive. No wonder he's still out here fighting, even after the Fella attack. Wayne Reid hits a gutbuster on Mike Torment. Wayne Reid is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Wayne Reid runs into the ropes. Wayne Reid hits Mike Torment with a shoulderblock. Mike Torment sits up. The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Torment. Wayne Reid whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle. Wayne Reid punches Mike Torment. Quite a few boos are audible. Wayne Reid chops Mike Torment. Kid: Short but sweet moves, brother. A few of those from Reid, and any man would be out. Wayne Reid is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Wayne Reid hits Mike Torment. Mike Torment kicks Wayne Reid. The crowd is getting behind Mike Torment. Wayne Reid chops Mike Torment. Wayne Reid chops Mike Torment. Mike Torment chops Wayne Reid. Mike Torment punches Wayne Reid. T.J.: One, two, three, Kid. These two are just beating each other! Mike Torment kicks Wayne Reid. The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Torment. Mike Torment tags out to Chris Steele. Chris Steele goes for a punch, but Wayne Reid reverses it. Wayne Reid tags out to The Professional. Kid: Both men tagging out, seemingly to conserve energy for later. The Professional and Wayne Reid whip Chris Steele into the ropes. They hit Chris Steele with a double clothesline. T.J.: A double clothesline on Steele! I can't imagine the pain he's in! Wayne Reid executes a football tackle on Chris Steele. The Professional hits a belly-to-back suplex on Chris Steele. The Professional and Wayne Reid hit Chris Steele with a double belly-to-back suplex. The Professional and Wayne Reid whip Chris Steele into the ropes. They hit Chris Steele with a double kick to the midsection. Kid: Lucky that he didn't get hit in the shoulder. Wayne Reid leaves the ring. The Professional goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele whips The Professional into the ropes. The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but Chris Steele blocks it. Chris Steele tags out to Mike Torment. T.J.: Steele making a smart move. I don't think he should be spending much time in the ring tonight. Mike Torment and Chris Steele whip The Professional into the ropes. They hit The Professional with a double clothesline. Chris Steele leaves the ring. Mike Torment executes a jack-knife power bomb on The Professional. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. T.J.: Not quite enough! These two are going to be at each other, I think! Mike Torment whips The Professional into the turnbuckle. Mike Torment hits The Professional with a superkick. Mike Torment is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mike Torment hits The Professional with an elbow to the head. Mike Torment goes for a superkick, but The Professional counters it with a legsweep. The Professional tags out to Wayne Reid. Kid: Another smart move by Micheal Torment...Or The Proffesional...I don't really know... Chris Steele enters the ring and throws The Professional out of the ring. The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Steele. Mike Torment and Chris Steele whip Wayne Reid into the ropes. They attempt to hit Wayne Reid with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Wayne Reid hits them with a double clothesline. Quite a few boos are audible. T.J.: AH! And Reid got them both! The Professional goes for a backspin DDT, but Mike Torment blocks it. The Professional rolls out of the ring. Mike Torment leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mike Torment runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Mike Torment hits Wayne Reid with a dropkick to the knee. T.J.: Spring board drop-kick from Torment! That HAS to hurt. Mike Torment puts Wayne Reid in a figure-four leglock. T.J.: And then the leglock! Reid HAS to be in pain! Wayne Reid is valiantly trying to break the hold. Wayne Reid tries to fight the pain. Wayne Reid is valiantly trying to break the hold. Wayne Reid breaks the hold after 26 seconds. Wayne Reid goes for a hiptoss, but Mike Torment counters it with a cradle suplex. The crowd is behind Mike Torment all the way. Kid: Torment eliciting a huge reaction from the crowd. They sure love him. Mike Torment goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Wayne Reid side-steps and Mike Torment only hits air. Wayne Reid tags out to The Professional. The Professional and Wayne Reid whip Mike Torment into the ropes. They attempt to hit Mike Torment with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. T.J.: Now Torment with a double clothesline of his own! Wayne Reid leaves the ring. Mike Torment goes for a Soviet suplex, but The Professional blocks it. The Professional whips Mike Torment into the ropes. The Professional takes Mike Torment down with a roundhouse right. The Professional is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Kid: A close call. Mike Torment sits up. The Professional runs into the ropes. Mike Torment hits The Professional with a cobra clutch suplex. Mike Torment hits a back suplex on The Professional. Mike Torment goes for a backdrop, but The Professional counters it with a sunset flip. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Professional hits Mike Torment with an armbar takedown. The Professional is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. The Professional whips Mike Torment into the ropes. The Professional catches Mike Torment in an abdominal stretch. T.J.: The proffesional with an offensive. Mike Torment is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mike Torment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. The Professional hits Mike Torment with a European uppercut. The Professional whips Mike Torment into the turnbuckle, but Mike Torment reverses it. Mike Torment runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Professional lifts his knee. The Professional goes for a forearm smash, but Mike Torment blocks it. Mike Torment runs into the ropes. The Professional nails Mike Torment with a legsweep. The Professional takes Mike Torment down with a roundhouse right. The Professional leaves the ring. He returns with a fire extinguisher. Kid: A fire extinguisher! T.J.: Maybe he should use it on his Shin Jun Rui buddies! The Professional hits him with the fire extinguisher. Wayne Reid enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele enters the ring and lays out Wayne Reid. The crowd is cheering on Chris Steele. T.J.: Steele with the save! Chris Steele leaves the ring. Mike Torment throws The Professional out of the ring. Mike Torment goes through the ropes. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but The Professional side-steps and Chris Steele only hits air. Kid: That's never good. The Professional goes for the Professional Courtesy, but Mike Torment counters it with a front-layout suplex. T.J.: That was close, Kid. Kid: About as close as it gets. Chris Steele comes over to make it two-on-one. Chris Steele hits The Professional with a dropkick from the second rope. Mike Torment uses a Soviet suplex on The Professional. Chris Steele hits The Professional with a dropkick from the second rope. T.J.: Steele really helping Torment out here... Mike Torment goes for a backdrop driver, but The Professional counters it with a go-behind. The Professional knocks Mike Torment into the ringpost. Wayne Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Kid: But now it's Reid's turn! The Professional and Wayne Reid hit Mike Torment with a double roundhouse right. The Professional throws Mike Torment back into the ring. t.J.: Torment going back into the ring. Chris Steele enters the ring. Chris Steele looks around. Kid: Steele doesn't seem to want anybody to get to Torment while he's down. Chris Steele nails Mike Torment with a bulldog. T.J.: What?! What's he doing?! The Professional and Wayne Reid smile. Chris Steele kicks Mike Torment. Mike Torment sits up. The Professional, Wayne Reid and Chris Steele all put the boots to Mike Torment. T.J.: No! Torment getting double crossed again! Chris Steele climbs to the top rope. The Professional and Wayne Reid hold Mike Torment up in a delayed suplex. Chris Steele nails Mike Torment with a flying spear, while Torment is upside down in the air. Kid: That was one of the greatest moves I've ever seen! Chris Steele executes the 24/7 on Mike Torment. Chris Steele throws his arms up in a “Screw this for a laugh” gesture. T.J.: Steele double-crossed Torment! This is not right, Kid! Kid: Of course it isn't, but this is what happens, FRANK! Chris Steele motions to his heavy bandaging and exchanges words with Michael Torment. Chris Steele leaves the ring and limps slowly to the back. T.J.: Steele taking his absense after his dasterdly act! The Professional sets up a table. The Professional sets up Mike Torment on the table. Kid: It looks like Torment is about to recieve more pain. The Professional drives Mike Torment through the table with a DDT. The Professional kicks Mike Torment. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The Professional kicks Mike Torment. The Professional kicks Mike Torment. The Professional hits Mike Torment with an elbow. The Professional executes the Professional Courtesy on Mike Torment. t.J.: oh, yeah it's pretty easy to manage that move, NOW! A fan at ringside badmouths The Professional. The Professional goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Numerous fans are using The Professional for target practice. The winners are The Professional and Wayne Reid. Time of match: 0:07:48 Kid: Well, however dasterdly you think it is, T.J...I'm not so sure the Shin Jun Rui was behind this. T.J.: I don't care who it was! Kid: Settle down, T.J....You need to take a break. This is starting to get to you. T.J.: Damn...Torment taking a beating from his "Partner" Chris Steele, Fella and Sunder Ryan sending a word to the Shin Jun Rui, Malik Johnson and Jayson taking a beating. What else CAN happen next week?! Kid: I guess we'll have to wait and see. T.J.: This is F.T.J. Macky alongside the esteemed "Man at Arms"-Kid Ramon! Good night! The camera moves to a shot of Mike Torment is lying on the mat in a pool of his own blood as “The Professional”, Michael Torment and Wayne Reid hover over him laughing. the SFWL logo appears in the corner.