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More respected than Websters, more extensive than Anthony Ross's buttondown collection, the Shaler Free Press proudly presents...The Shaler Dictionary
A through M complete. New letter every week, check back for more.
A
Absantee- shaler graduate Jess Schmidt, who missed everyday of Mr. Lossels class.
Attendence sheet- Heaven on paper, this little piece of gold is slid under the door by the likes of Alfred Haigh, Angel, and Matt Bonicky. The only reason i attend school.
Ass- refers to Aspuruh Stavrev, a shaler legend respected by many.
B
Baker- the fattest teacher in Shaler. He weighs roughly 3 metric tons and has been known to wear button-downs everyday of his life.
Bahl- An incredibly smart substitute teacher known to pick food out of his teeth on occasion.
Bass- Ricky Clarke claimed to catch one with his bare hands.
Boggs- refers to Brian Bell because of his invisible sideburns.
Bomb Ass Girls- Who Tony Larkin lives for.
Blake McClendon- An FTR4 legend who missed one day and one day of school only
Break it down- The saying that started it all.
Button Down- If it werent for these beloved pieces of flannel cloth, most of us would walk around shirtless.
C
Cal Ripken- Refers to Ryan Zech, who never missed a day of school.
Chat rooms- Notorius blob Shannon O'Neil has many of these damn online get togethers.
Coach Carrington- A huge pimp, Loseels replacement who's been known to break it down often.
D
Dan-e Burda- A local celebrity who's currently on tour with the A-Teens and Aaron Carter, even though he's older than all of them he's still their opening act.
Die- Tony DiRenzo's motto.
Donley- Pat and Jason, 2 of Etnas finest products. Cant have one without the other.
Dr. Edner- he drinks, he smokes, he chews, he does everything but teach.
E
Elope- Brian Hall and Jenine Biskup have been rumored to be doing this.
Etna- Almost like Millvale but not...home of such legends as James Simon, Justin Rush, the Donley Boys, Matt McKown, and Tim Miles.
F
Flannel button-down- Derek Schindler have been known to wear these often.
Full-Time rooms- FTR1, FTR2, FTR3, FTR4
G
Gayton- Biggest legend ever. Enough said!
Ghetto ball- the highlight of Shaler's nightlife
Greece- Known to come from Tony Direnzos hair and anything he may touch.
H
Hacker- Many of them have hated the site for some reason. Derek Schindler is the biggest.
Hole 14 in mini golf- physically impossible hole, cinamin got your number.
Heather Lang- This girl badly needs a belt. Has trouble hiding her panties and ass crack while leaning over in class. (see trife and PYUP)
I
I'll kill you and your whole family- Tony DiRenzo's first words
I wouldn't play that game- quote used by a substitute teacher
J
Jason- Respected murderer. His movies are beloved by all. Also when put before Donley, Ritter, and Clark, can name a legend.
K
KillRitter24- One of the better screenames to come from Andie Trdina, and something we would all like to do.
L
Late Arrival- Damian Dragun 8:15, Jason Donley 7:31, Jef Funal 2:30, Jason Ritter 9:04. upon seeing a time in the 8-9:00 range Ms.Gray will ask you how breakfast was.
M
Mullet- Hairstyle being brought back in style by Brandon Connolly. Mr. Beran also sports one aslong as a sophomore with the last name cullen-doyle.