| Zachary Franklin Overton was my first friend in Bingotron and most likely will be the last. He, more tham anyone deserves the title of honorary ginzo due to his unparalleled devotion to the Porto family and the fact that he's made more pizzas than the whole of Southern Italy combined, ergo the motif of this page. Zach is like the Rock of Gibraltar of the "group" (thanks again Milio) in that he's always there. Not that he wants to listen or anything but, like the rock he is, he can impasively ignore you for hours on end, never tiring of the endless cries for attention which you shower upon him (e.g., morning dance routines, mid-day serenades of extemporaneously composed elogies, etc.). Zach is prolly the most grounded and down to earth of any of us and it's hard to imagine how he can deal with such an insane, neurotic group of people. But, hey, that's what you get when you vie for alpha-maleship (as to the verdict on this i refer you to wish, the number one contender). So, in a completely Zachian way Zach is being Zach in Bingoton, doing Zach things, thinking Zach thoughts (god knows what they could be), slaving for the Porto's and making more money than I'd see if I worked five jobs. So, if you're ever in Bingotron and you feel the urge for baked goods just stop in and see Zach at Port-O-Bagel. |
