| Birthdays & Shout-outs |
| Nora Rabin: 07.16.80. No longer slinging coffee but always in our hearts. |
| This page is really here for you my friends, to let you know if i know you're birthday and to give those of you with a deep desire to see your name come up on a search engine the opportunity to have that dream come true compliments of yours truly. |
| Dave Downey. That mothafucka. |
| To my man JC (formerly know as the Nazarene): Turn the other cheek my ass, don't let me see you in my neighborhood. As-salamu-'alykum my brotha. |
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| Maya Shmuter. I am so sorry baby, don't hate me because I don't have any pictures of you...I promise you'll get your own page. |
| Jonh Paulin (AKA Big John AKA JP AKA Giannuccio): 07.14.69. Like a Good Neighbor JP is there, just kidding man. |
| Blair Hadley: 07.28.75. The man, the myth, the legend although one can't be too sure who the f#ck Shazbot is or why you're not his or he's not my friend. |
| Zachary Franklin Overton: 10.24.78. Zach holds the record for the friend who's birthday I have consistently forgotten by a margin of one day for the past 6 years. |
| Laura "Cavasexy" Cavallari: 04.10.79. It appears that the coy look worked, at least on Emilio that is. |
| Juan Emilio Ane': 03.26.77. Hey man, whaddya want? That's about as sexy as I could find. |
| Michael D Rickicki: 01.04.78. |
| Ramsey Hinkle: 02.08.78. As we all know there's not much you can say about Ram without fearing the biting comeback so, in the interest of self-preservation, I won't. |
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| Danielle Anne Poulos (better just call her DA): 06.09.75. The only person whose compliments can ever be taken seriously. P.S.: Don't forget the "e," I'm told much thought went into it. |
| Philip Anatoly Krynsky: 01.03.78. This is one birthday I can remember. What kind of name is Anatoly anyway? |
| If you're my friend and you want me to remember your birthday write it below. |
| If you're disgusted with me because I still don't know your birthday or for any other reason you can unsubscribe yourself from my list of friends. |
| If you're a closet alkie like me then be good enough to let me know your drink of choice. Who know, maybe i'll get an inheritance or some shit and actually get you a bottle for once. Don't forget your name. |
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| Jody-Robin Derevenko: 05.11.77. Jody is extremely afraid of identity theft. Luckily I didn't include her social security number. |
| Steph: 11.28.79. I know you're gonna kill me but i still don't remember your last name. |
| Hardeep Kaur Bhatti: 01.07.78. Her birthday is the sum of my and Philly's. Good mnemonic device isn't it? |
