| Philly is definitely unique and it's no lie to say that he tries to be. Seven barbells in your dick? A horn through your nose? Hazard yellow, size 45, plastic pants with more zippers than a baggage claim? Come on, but at least he's being creative. Many people who don't know Phil don't like Phil but I'll be the first along with Philly to say fuck 'em. Hey, at least he's honest which is more than I can say for yours truly. Another common misconception is that Phil has done or does serious drugs. Now I ask you: If he did drugs would he be this fucking strange? The answer to the question is a resounding "No." One thing about Philly that everyone fails to see is that he's a fruttiy bitch; fruittier than a box of Trix; fruittier than a strawberry milkshake at Mickey D's; fruittier than N'sync and the Backstreet Boys in tandem. So, with the knowledge that Philly's a fruitty bitch let's all just relax and stop worrying that he's gonna stab you in the eye with one of his nipple piercings. |
