| La Mia Famiglia and Other People To Whom I Am Related |
| This is my cousin Gina and myself wearing a pair of some aunt's sunglasses at my sister's wedding. |
| My Father, Left, and my Uncle John, right pretending to be mafiosi at my sister Marta's wedding. |
| This is Marta, wedding dress and all but even with cigarette in hand nothing can detract from her radiance and the insult you can just see beginning to form in her mouth. |
| Kyle (the ex), my mother, Dabba, and Marta. Dancin', dancin', dancin'! |
| Poor PJ |
| This is a picture of myself, my cousin Wendy, and my father enjoying the open bar (courtesy of my father) at Marta's wedding. |
| My cousin, my mother, my Jack and coke and me. |
| Marta's ring et al |