Ryk says:
buckle up cause here we goooooo
Aeon-Xion says:
Sweet.
Aeon-Xion says:
You gonna start telling it?
Ryk says:
yeah after he pulls his head out of his ass to make room for my sweet cock
Aeon-Xion says:
Awesome.
Ryk says:
PWND
Aeon-Xion says:
PWND.
Aeon-Xion says:
OMG SKIRT!!!
Ryk says:
lol what
Aeon-Xion says:
"until they lift my skirt"
Ryk says:
ya what about it
Aeon-Xion says:
It was just funny.
Ryk says:
aw i love him
Ryk says:
OWNED AGAIN
Aeon-Xion says:
Should I talk about "prince albert"?
Ryk says:
if you want
Aeon-Xion says:
That's the only real way we can get it started.
Aeon-Xion says:
Ready when u are.
Ryk says:
you have to jump in man
Ryk says:
cause im losin my fun noodle
Aeon-Xion says:
Ok...hld pls.
Ryk says:
lmfao
Aeon-Xion says:
lol
Ryk says:
ok you do know prince albert is a piercing name right
Aeon-Xion says:
I know.
Aeon-Xion says:
OMG HE LEFT!!!

Ryk says:
bring him back
 
 The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand has been added to the conversation.
 
Ryk says:
dude i was totally kidding
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
I'm sure you were
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
dude
Ryk says:
no im a girl
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
you just said you had a weiner
Ryk says:
i know
Ryk says:
just kidding.
and the thing i said about your name on my ass.... again. kidding
Ryk says:
now pull your head out of your ass and make room for my giant cock, sweet thang
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
I said....I'M NOT A GAY!
Ryk says:

Ryk says:
lmfao
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
Go bug vortex or something
Ryk says:
youre so hateful
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
I'm not hateful...I'm just not a homogay
Ryk says:
fair enough
Ryk says:
so, whats up?
Aeon-Xion says:
Are you bigay?
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
No
Aeon-Xion says:
*bi-gay
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
I'm straight
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
I do GIRLS
Aeon-Xion says:
Like a rainbow...
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
with BOOBIES!!
Ryk says:
ya we got it
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
and VAGINAS!!
Aeon-Xion says:
Some men have boobies...
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
GIRL BOOBIES!!!
Ryk says:
yeah so anyway
Aeon-Xion says:
Some dudes look like chicks...
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
well I only do people who ARE chicks
Aeon-Xion says:
Are you sure they're chicks?
Aeon-Xion says:
Maybe they only wanted anal for a reason...
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
Well there's no penis to be found
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
and I never stuck it in an ass yet
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
and I never will
Aeon-Xion says:
Or oral...
Ryk says:
mmmm yeah nori's here
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
Usually I recieve a bj AFTER I shove it in their pussy
Ryk says:
well ive gotta go to work
Aeon-Xion says:
That one chick had a really big adam's apple, didn't she...?
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
I don't remember doing any chicks with a gigantic adams apple
Aeon-Xion says:
...
Aeon-Xion says:
...
Aeon-Xion says:
...
Ryk says:
*takes out clipboard*
Ryk says:
subject shows signs of sexual insecurity
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
*takes out a clipboard*
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
subject finds the idea of someone being "straight" rather unusual
Aeon-Xion says:
*says aloud* KVH insists he's really, really not gay.  It makes one wonder...
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
*says aloud* JW and PG constantly badger me after informing them that I'm not gay. Makes one wonder
Ryk says:
vosotk
Ryk says:
you're hella funny
Ryk says:
im off to work.  night kids
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
shoo
Ryk says:
mwah
 
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Aeon-Xion says:
*says aloud* KVH looks like he loves the cock...I think Ryk's study will confirm it.
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
*says aloud* jw and PG look like they don't know what "I only pound pussy" means.. I think my study will prove their reading comprehension skills aren't very Ub3r 1337  
Aeon-Xion says:
OMG LOL(literally)!
Aeon-Xion says:
You are fucking hilarious!
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
how so
Aeon-Xion says:
*says aloud* KVH is adamant that he "pounds pussy", so further evidence is needed.  However, denial is the first stage of homosexuality...
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
*says aloud* Subject constantly needs to be reminded that I only pound pussy.
Aeon-Xion says:
*says aloud* Subject likes saying the word pound.  This word can also be used in the phrase "get my ass POUNDed."
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
*says aloud* subject fails to realize that pound means to engage in all forms of sexual intercourse
Aeon-Xion says:
*says aloud* Subject said "...i...pound...me...n...in all forms of sexual intercourse."
The maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand says:
*says aloud* subject will not get that I'm not gay