Tragedy struck the long time Pop music singer Britney Spears today when it appears two men ran over her in a tank, and then proceeded to insert a penis-shaped piece of C4 plastic explosive into her vagina.  Apparently Mrs.  Spears was excited to finally have an undiseased object in her vaginal cavity.  According to Kevin Federline, Mrs. Spears had been coming back from the grocery store.  “She had stepped out to get some condoms” the ex-husband said to the reporters.  “I don’t know why she didn’t have her pants on when you guys found her.  I could have sworn she had them on.”  Other eye witness accounts say that the famed star actually took her pants off before the debacle, and offered to fellate the two men before she was run over with a tank.  “Her panties had a hole in the crotch” said Jack Bimbletimble, a local store owner.  “And those weren’t the type of panties that should have that hole in them.  I should know, I buy them all of the time off of e-Bay!”  As fans mourn, some look at the silver lining.  As Mr. Federline told us, “Dead bodies don’t say ‘no’.”