oddhattrick: Johnny right?
Matt, the Computer Genius: Huh?
Matt, the Computer Genius: What?
oddhattrick: You're Johnny right?
Matt, the Computer Genius: No, I'm Matt.
oddhattrick: Oh.
oddhattrick: Thank god.
oddhattrick: I was about to go off on you.
Matt, the Computer Genius: You can if you want, I guess.
Matt, the Computer Genius: I'll pretend to be him, you pretend to be you, ya know, s'all good.
oddhattrick: Nah.
oddhattrick: You dont deserve it.
oddhattrick: I should really go off on Angie really.
oddhattrick: But whatever.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Why?
Matt, the Computer Genius: Because of her breaking up w/ you?
oddhattrick: Not that, just the way she did it.
oddhattrick: She just did it through bullshit ways "saying she was confused" and not being up front.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Oh.  I see.
oddhattrick: if she would of said she wanted to date johnny, I would have been like okay go for it.
oddhattrick: She was childish about it and thats what pisses me off.
oddhattrick: But whatever.
oddhattrick: She basicaly made me feel bad like it was my fault.
oddhattrick: And, now that I've found out she's dateing johnny, I dont feel bad because it wasn't my fault.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Welcome to females.  You can sit down on this ride if you want, but you'll get bitched at and smacked.
oddhattrick: Thats why Im not.
oddhattrick: I said.
oddhattrick: Fuck her.
oddhattrick: And found someone else.
oddhattrick: I love her yes but.
oddhattrick: She obviously doesn't love me.
oddhattrick: So why stick around?
Matt, the Computer Genius: IDK.  I said that about my last GF.  Bitch was constantly reading into what I was saying, trying to find hidden meanings and shit.  So, I said "Fuck this".
oddhattrick: No I've gone through it with her too many times.
oddhattrick: So I said fuck it.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Welcome to the club, Drew. Take a nametag.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Oh, she's done this before?
oddhattrick: No, Im not part of a club.
oddhattrick: Yeah.
oddhattrick: Im part o fthe.
oddhattrick: Fuck her, she's a dumb ho.
Matt, the Computer Genius: I knew she broke up w/ you once, saying you were immature and stuff...were there more times?
oddhattrick: Yeah
oddhattrick: 3 times
Matt, the Computer Genius: Ouch.
Matt, the Computer Genius: I told her I was available for when she wasn't in a relationship (which, at the time was with you...*braces for pain*), and she was like "I don't date friends..."  And then, she says yes to Jonny, and I'm like "Fucking lying bitch!"  She's like "Lay off, I listened to you, and am dating a friend."  And I'm thinking "WRONG FRIEND, DUMBASS!!!"
oddhattrick: She's a fucking whore.
oddhattrick: Dude fuck ehr.
oddhattrick: Im serious..
Matt, the Computer Genius: She's one of those that I would, in theory, like a relationship with, but she's still too immature.  Too idealistic and shit.  So, whatever.
oddhattrick: I loved her so much
oddhattrick: and she broke my heart..
oddhattrick: She's immature and ch ildish so yeah.
Matt, the Computer Genius: She views relationships like a game, and plays them until she runs out of quarters, then goes home, grabs more, and goes on to the next game.
oddhattrick: Yeah...
oddhattrick: You're right.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Being a fairly close friend of Vince's at the time, I figured this out.  Now, it became cemented after this.  I'd still try, though.
oddhattrick: I wouldn't.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Because, when it comes to women, I am something of a sado-masochist.  That, and pussywhipped as all getout.
oddhattrick: I see.
oddhattrick: Well tell her something for me?
Matt, the Computer Genius: You wouldn't because you've had it.  You've sampled the wares, and you don't like them because they are fickle.  I just window-shop.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Yes.
Matt, the Computer Genius: I will.
oddhattrick: The necklace I bought her for 80 dollars.
oddhattrick: I gave it.
oddhattrick: To my new girlfriend.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Oh snap!
Matt, the Computer Genius: I'll tell her, just because of what she did.
oddhattrick: Yeah.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Us guys have to stick together...wait, no...we have to...umm...hmm...jihad against women?
oddhattrick: Bros before hoes.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Exactly.
oddhattrick: lets stay away from women like Angie.
oddhattrick: Okay?
Matt, the Computer Genius: I try...
Matt, the Computer Genius: Well, generally.
Matt, the Computer Genius: I'm into the unshallow, sexy, somewhat chaste types.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Angie is 1, partially 2, but definitely not 3.
oddhattrick: Dude serously.
oddhattrick: She's a dirty tramp.
oddhattrick: I fucking hate her...
oddhattrick: ._.
oddhattrick: She pissed me off and hurt me that bad.
Matt, the Computer Genius: You don't know the things I've seen her do...in front of me...that involved other people...that weren't me...
Matt, the Computer Genius: Yeah, I kinda felt like that w/ my ex, too.
oddhattrick: While she was dateing me?
oddhattrick: did she do these things?
Matt, the Computer Genius: No.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Previous BF.
Matt, the Computer Genius: But I've seen parts of her that make me tingly in the pants, if you know what I mean.  Not talkin' bout breasts...think lower...much lower.
Matt, the Computer Genius: *Drew sizzles and punches a baby*
oddhattrick: Wow.
oddhattrick: Fuck her.
oddhattrick: ._.
oddhattrick: You can have her.
oddhattrick: I'm done.
oddhattrick: I'm leaving and going to get hammered.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Nice.
oddhattrick: Smoke a few bowls.
oddhattrick: And pass out.
oddhattrick: Im in a band now.
oddhattrick: And we've got a label.
oddhattrick: And Im recording.
oddhattrick: I'm doing better without her.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Awesome!
oddhattrick: and my new girlfriend...5 times hotter.
oddhattrick: I spent 3500 dollars on my car.
oddhattrick: I bought a scion tc.
oddhattrick: I was going to use it to see her.
oddhattrick: But I bought a new car.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Not too hard to achieve, as far as the hotness factor goes there, Drew.
oddhattrick: You can lether know anything.
oddhattrick: EVERYTHIng I've told you.
oddhattrick: Tell her, I dont care.
Matt, the Computer Genius: It'll be somewhat funny to see her reaction of "OMG WHY??"
oddhattrick: Heh.
oddhattrick: if she was trying to make me jealous and lie to me about how she still loves me but I dont love her.
oddhattrick: Fuck her.
oddhattrick: I'm done with her bitch ass.
oddhattrick: When she grows up.
oddhattrick: And matures.
oddhattrick: Maybe I'll try something with her again.
oddhattrick: But until then.
oddhattrick: She can have fun in Angie land.
oddhattrick: Without me.
Matt, the Computer Genius: The irony being that she broke up with you for immaturity all those years ago...
oddhattrick: Yeah.
oddhattrick: Well.
Matt, the Computer Genius: And she's now the immature one.
oddhattrick: Hell.
oddhattrick: Tell her I'm dead.
oddhattrick: Do whatever.
oddhattrick: Just let he rknow.
oddhattrick: She hurt the one person that loved her more than anything.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Are you a virgin?  This might help in getting her goat...
oddhattrick: Naah I'm not.
oddhattrick: I'm off.
oddhattrick: Later matt.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Damn.
Matt, the Computer Genius: Ok, Later.
oddhattrick: This will get her goat.
oddhattrick: I gave her necklace I ought her to  my new girlfriend.
oddhattrick: And I made my new girlfriend.
oddhattrick: Pancakes for breakfast.
Matt, the Computer Genius: OH DAMN!!! You are my new roll model for totally getting revenge, dude.
oddhattrick: Matt, if you ever need a friend to talk to or someone to depend on let me know.
oddhattrick: I'm really a nice guy.
Matt, the Computer Genius: And you'll call a couple of drunk buddies to help me out?
Matt, the Computer Genius: lol
Matt, the Computer Genius: jk
Matt, the Computer Genius: I can tell.
oddhattrick: Hahaha naaah.
oddhattrick: Anyways.
oddhattrick: Take it easy brother.
Matt, the Computer Genius: I will, I will.