Manager and Captain
Shirt Number: 17
Position: Left/right/centre midfield
Comments: The founder of the Red Retards, who is also responsible for signing (well not signing, but rather getting, but I prefer to say signing) new players and getting the team together, as well as picking the first team and positions for everyone. He is a left-footed midfield player who is good at taking free kicks, but useless at penalties. Not a good goalscorer but he usually sets up goals and is very loud on the pitch, ordering everyone around.
Chi Ming Lee
Shirt Number: 9
Position: Left attack midfield
Comments: Chi gave the team the name and is the smallest player in the team. He is a very fast runner and is great at falling over. He can score goals, some of them are good, some of them are lucky, but he CAN SCORE GOALS!
Santa
Shirt Number: ??
Position: Unknown
Comments: He is a very good all-round player, but he plays at his best in defence. He is good at one man missions and is great at scoring goals. He is also a good goalkeeper and can't be beaten easily.
Luke Tugwell
Shirt Number: ??
Position: Unknown
Comments: A very skilful player and is great at scoring goals. He will probably be playing up front for most of the season and will really help the Retards win trophies.
Aykul Ismail
Shirt Number: ??
Position: Unknown
Comments: The master of the step overs. He is great at scoring and setting up goals and he can form a great strike partnership with whoever the other striker is. He also plays well in midfield and is a good tackler.
Jamie Grant
Shirt Number: 69
Position: Right midfield
Comments: Ever been chased by a kid with a knife.....let me introduce you to Jamie! This kid is a fuckin maniac, even his mum said so.
