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(This came out of no where. Trust me. Are we insane? The real question is, do you need to ask...biatch?) VampireKiss777: meh! SewerSider: Mah! SewerSider: Mah hoes, dawg VampireKiss777: yoyo, shout me a holla dawg SewerSider: Yo!!!! Wassssaaaaaaaaaap! VampireKiss777: Man, Imma go holla at yer girl, ight? SewerSider: N'ight VampireKiss777: (Ghetto translation please) SewerSider: Not aight VampireKiss777: Wha`chu gonna do? SewerSider: Ah'm gonna beatcha, dawg! VampireKiss777: Don`t make me call ma boyz on ya SewerSider: Wut boyz, dawg? VampireKiss777: The strange ass Koreans I was talking about SewerSider: Yo, yo, yo, don'tcha make me callon mah Republican biotches VampireKiss777: Man, fuck them hoes! SewerSider: Okay! SewerSider: I mean...ugh VampireKiss777: .:mutters:. like you haven`t been already SewerSider: lol SewerSider: Whatcha talkin' about, biznatch? SewerSider: *slap* SewerSider: You mah only hoe! VampireKiss777: .:pimp slaps him:. I think you is confused. Your MY hoe! SewerSider: You MAH hoe, biatch! *puts on the pimp hat* See!??! VampireKiss777: .:smacks him wit da pimp cane:. So you have a hat SewerSider: *hits her with the pimp chain* So you have a cane! VampireKiss777: .:pulls out a wad of staraigt 100s and a list of clients, waves them around:. You were saying .:kicks him with the shoes that have fish in the soles:. SewerSider: *pauses and runs like hell* VampireKiss777: .:hops in her pink caddy and drive after him:. SewerSider: *throws a pimp-bomb at her* VampireKiss777: .:swerves inadvertingly hitting an old lady:. SewerSider: Agh! SewerSider: *hops in his caddy with naked pink women shapes on it and bolts off* VampireKiss777: .:turns on the NOS and chases his sorry ass:. Get back here ho! SewerSider: *turns on the pussy song* I ain't yer damned hoe!! VampireKiss777: (NOS is nitrus oxide).:rams into the back of him, her system bumping the lesbian song:. SewerSider: *turns on his condom cannon and starts firing at her* VampireKiss777: .:gets hit in da face with condoms:. Shit! Your ass is Grass mofo! VampireKiss777: .:Blasts her lubrication laser:. SewerSider: *screams and ducks* SewerSider: Thas it, hoe, I'm whipping out the real stuff! *sprays his douche bag of death at her* VampireKiss777: .:jumps from the car before the stuff touches her. upon contact with the NOS tanks the DBoD causes both cars to blow:. SewerSider: *flies across the street* VampireKiss777: My CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! I just had it fucking detailed! .:pimp walks across the street:. SewerSider: *pulls out his piece...his GUN piece...the one that shoots stuff and aims it at her* Common, biatch! VampireKiss777: (they both shoot stuff...) .:continues walking. pulls out an AK-47:. SewerSider: ...No fair! That's not a pimp pistol! The kind that shoots BULLETS! VampireKiss777: It`s a she-pimp pistol, got a problem, .:cocks head to the side:....ho SewerSider: I ain't no hoe, hoe bag!! SewerSider: *fires* VampireKiss777: Fuck!.:shoots at his leg:. SewerSider: *screams* Agh! You got me, biatch! VampireKiss777: I may be a biatch, but your still the ho SewerSider: *bleeds* But...I'm...dyin'...biatch! VampireKiss777: .:throws him a band-aid:. SewerSider: *uses it* I'm cured...biatch! VampireKiss777: .:bends over and uses a hypodermic on him:. Nighty night <~~Back to Quotes Main<~~Back to Convo list |