Big pimpin'
Pimp Wars
(This came out of no where. Trust me. Are we insane? The real question is, do you need to ask...biatch?)

VampireKiss777: meh!

SewerSider: Mah!

SewerSider: Mah hoes, dawg

VampireKiss777: yoyo, shout me a holla dawg

SewerSider: Yo!!!! Wassssaaaaaaaaaap!

VampireKiss777: Man, Imma go holla at yer girl, ight?

SewerSider: N'ight

VampireKiss777: (Ghetto translation please)

SewerSider: Not aight

VampireKiss777: Wha`chu gonna do?

SewerSider: Ah'm gonna beatcha, dawg!

VampireKiss777: Don`t make me call ma boyz on ya

SewerSider: Wut boyz, dawg?

VampireKiss777: The strange ass Koreans I was talking about

SewerSider: Yo, yo, yo, don'tcha make me callon mah Republican biotches

VampireKiss777: Man, fuck them hoes!

SewerSider: Okay!

SewerSider: I mean...ugh

VampireKiss777: .:mutters:. like you haven`t been already

SewerSider: lol

SewerSider: Whatcha talkin' about, biznatch?

SewerSider: *slap*

SewerSider: You mah only hoe!

VampireKiss777: .:pimp slaps him:. I think you is confused. Your MY hoe!

SewerSider: You MAH hoe, biatch! *puts on the pimp hat* See!??!

VampireKiss777: .:smacks him wit da pimp cane:. So you have a hat

SewerSider: *hits her with the pimp chain* So you have a cane!

VampireKiss777: .:pulls out a wad of staraigt 100s and a list of clients, waves them around:. You were saying .:kicks him with the shoes that have fish in the soles:.

SewerSider: *pauses and runs like hell*

VampireKiss777: .:hops in her pink caddy and drive after him:.

SewerSider: *throws a pimp-bomb at her*

VampireKiss777: .:swerves inadvertingly hitting an old lady:.

SewerSider: Agh!

SewerSider: *hops in his caddy with naked pink women shapes on it and bolts off*

VampireKiss777: .:turns on the NOS and chases his sorry ass:. Get back here ho!

SewerSider: *turns on the pussy song* I ain't yer damned hoe!!

VampireKiss777: (NOS is nitrus oxide).:rams into the back of him, her system bumping the lesbian song:.

SewerSider: *turns on his condom cannon and starts firing at her*

VampireKiss777: .:gets hit in da face with condoms:. Shit! Your ass is Grass mofo!

VampireKiss777: .:Blasts her lubrication laser:.

SewerSider: *screams and ducks*

SewerSider: Thas it, hoe, I'm whipping out the real stuff! *sprays his douche bag of death at her*

VampireKiss777: .:jumps from the car before the stuff touches her. upon contact with the NOS tanks the DBoD causes both cars to blow:.

SewerSider: *flies across the street*

VampireKiss777: My CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! I just had it fucking detailed! .:pimp walks across the street:.

SewerSider: *pulls out his piece...his GUN piece...the one that shoots stuff and aims it at her* Common, biatch!

VampireKiss777: (they both shoot stuff...) .:continues walking. pulls out an AK-47:.

SewerSider: ...No fair! That's not a pimp pistol! The kind that shoots BULLETS!

VampireKiss777: It`s a she-pimp pistol, got a problem, .:cocks head to the side:....ho

SewerSider: I ain't no hoe, hoe bag!!

SewerSider: *fires*

VampireKiss777: Fuck!.:shoots at his leg:.

SewerSider: *screams* Agh! You got me, biatch!

VampireKiss777: I may be a biatch, but your still the ho

SewerSider: *bleeds* But...I'm...dyin'...biatch!

VampireKiss777: .:throws him a band-aid:.

SewerSider: *uses it* I'm cured...biatch!

VampireKiss777: .:bends over and uses a hypodermic on him:. Nighty night

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