8.) Reality Dramas not as entertaining as a good book

7.) Anything owned by an Australian must be wrong.

6.) Lost all African-American appeal to UPN when 'Martin' went off the air

5.) PBS has more creative writers than most of their sitcoms

4.) All their employees steal staplers from the Home Office

3.) Where are the late night talk shows?

2.) Hello?! It's not the 20th Century anymore, 20th Century FOX!

...And the number one answer is...NBC has 'Must see Thursdays,' ABC has TGIF, FOX has...Robbie Knievel