8.) It's against the law to keep him here.

7.) It's against the law to keep him here.

6.) Janet Reno says so.

5.) Al Gore want him to stay in the US and Al Gore is the DEVIL.

4.) It's against the law to keep him here.

3.) It's against the law to keep him here.

2.) Cubans are much more stable than Cuban-Americans.

...And the number one answer is... It's against the law to keep him here. (Sorry for the lack of creativity, but I seriously feel that it's wrong to keep the kid here.)