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(Just a Note: In my opinion, every person who has ever been in high school band is antitrendy beyond all ends. It takes guts, I know, I'm in it. And most of these I have actually done.) 9.) Switch instruments with your friend who plays the trumpet. 8.) When the director isn't looking, make a really loud fart noise with your baritone.
7.) Crumple your sheet music into a ball so it has that "rebel" look to it.
6.) Call the flutes 'sluts.'
5.) Play EVERY note two steps up from the written music.
4.) Wear sunglasses and play your sax passionately.
3.) Instead of hiding your boogers under your chair, flick them at your neighbor.
2.) Wear your marching helmet on backwards.
...And the number one answer is... Yell out, "I AM THE KING OF THE DWEEBS!" |