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Everyone has their own opinions about Jerry Springer and the Jerry Springer Show. "Oh, he's so horrible," they say, "He's just putrid." Hey, I watched Jerry last night and he wasn't so bad. He actually seemed to be the only calm one there. He brought order to chaos. That's why anti•trendy productions presents...



Anyone who's anyone has watched the Jerry Springer Show, and no one who's no one has done nothing (what?). Okay, lets start again.
Anyone who's anyone has seen the Jerry Springer Show. It's violence, nudity, profanity, blasphemy, racism, hillbillies, hippos, strong-guys, and audience have become as American as the Red Hot Chili Peppers. From the crowds ranting, "JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!" whenever something happens to blood-hungry big women ripping each other's hair out, this show's seen it all. But there's more behind Jerry than the audience and those huge ex-wrestlers. Yes, Jerry Springer is about more than just index cards and a microphone, he's a savior. How else would 10% of all hilbillies work out their problems without being able to take their battles to the big screen. I'm sorry, I mean the television screen. Too many people are mad at Jerry for the problems that break out on his show. I mean, if a 350-pound behemoth wants to attack her chicken-like husband on national TV, I wouldn't want to get in her way, why would Jerry?

Jerry definitly tries to work out the problems with his guests. Why else would he have his bouncers up there on stage? He laughs along with everybody else, but Jesus laughed, too. He was born in London during World War II for crying out loud. He had to come to America to get away from the Nazis! Give this guy a break, he's what's right with America! I'm surprised the way he doesn't just die for our sins or something, the way everybody treats him! This guy just needs more respect!

In conclusion, Jerry Springer is a god among men. He cares more about his hilbillies, hippos, half-breeds, freaks, and general lesbians than anyone possibly could.



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