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Have you ever woken up at night and gotten the cold shivers knowing that Netscape is sitting there, installed on your computer, taking up at least 5 megs? Lord knows I have. It's not like I have a choice to uninstall it, it's got the only mail program that will work with my dumb-ass server. Netscape is the devil, and I'm here in body and mind (kind of) to prove it. anti�trendy productions presents...
Section I : The Mark of Satan
Almost every word can be turned into 666, right? Well, Netscape certainly can. None of that converting to Roman numerals, either. It's so simple and present, even a child could figure it out (it only took me five minutes). You take the number of letters in 'Netscape' (8) and add on to it ten. Why ten? Because that's the only number you can form out of the word 'Netscape.' Now, 8 plus 10 is 18, we all know that, except for maybe Dan Quayle. How many times does 6 go into eighteen? Three, that's how many. Hmmmm, three sixes, where have I heard that before...oh yeah! 666, the mark of Satan. There you go, boys and girls. Section one is finished.
Section II : The Firey Ring
What is with the devil's firey ring around the lighthouse, anyway?
Some people will tell you it's a guiding light, but does this look like a
guiding light to you?
This page will probably be growing as I find more ways to hate Netscape. Keep your eyes open for more ways to tell that Netscape is the Devil's Tool!
Hey everybody, this here's just the views of little old
me. Don't take them the wrong way or anything, this is all just in good fun. I'm
not a religious freak, either, or a devil worshipper. This page is meant to make
you laugh not boil over. No hate mail, okay boys and girls?
All material �
1999 anti�trendy productions, well you know the drill. Just don't call this page yours,
'k'?