����I do my thinking in the strangest places. I was standing in line at the local ShopKo (which is 15 miles away, in Twin Falls) and just had stuck my hands in my pockets. Then it came to me: pockets are awesome. I mean, whoever came up with the idea to put pockets on pants has to be some kind of genius. Just try to imagine life without these handy little holes. We would constantly be holding on to everything we hold dear. But we can put anything in pockets, from keys to money, even food. We could literally live with nothing but pockets (and the things in pockets, of course.)
����But anyway. back to ShopKo. I started to look around and saw that everybody was using their pockets. From babies to really old, disgusting people. I realized then that there must be some human instinct that makes us want to use pockets. I can't remember anybody teaching me how to use MY pockets. I just do. Just think about pockets next time you are wearing swim trunks and all you have is that little mesh thing that doesn't hold anything without getting it wet. Or for you people who are too fat to wear spandex, but wear it (and make everybody sick) anyway. Think about all you're missing. The glorious advantage--of pockets. And pants that actually fit you, you disgusting blobs. Just Kidding.. Really...