(Just a Note: Message Boards Bother Me)

��Ever try and have an actual opinion on a message board? If you haven't, don't. That is, unless you're ready for some idiot to shoot you down. And I do mean idiot. You see, message board folk aren't the same as you and me. They are ready to say anything they can to sound like they have something intelligent to say. Take for example, some examples from various message boards around the internet...

Wednesday April 12, 2000 2:01:45 PM:
Message from G O D
Well now peons, what is this poetry gimmish. Did this page say poetry and discution page?? I think not. you pathetic mortals. If you want gibber on like meaning fools, at least rant about something. BIG BOOBS.... i mean sorry. don't just discuss it. Yell about how the government of the United States should be run by FIDEL!!! LONG LIVE FIDEL!! CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO....

Excellent idea, pretend to be God and talk about big boobs (whatever those are) and be a communist! Sheer brilliance. This guy deserves a Nobel Prize!

Up coming things I need to do
by: swett_angel13 1/15/00 2:18 pm
Msg: 1 of 3
Call Melissa ~ Call Tritan ~ Get posters for Nathan and Joe ~ Go to Karlie's play ~ Try out for play ~ dance class on Monday 7:30 ~ pratce with Melissa and Candice

Send yourself reminders...on a message board? Sounds like a great way to get criticized to me. Good thing I AM criticizing her. Maybe someday she'll read this and think about what she's done.

Oprah da fat cow
by: reverendboskie (29/M/pc) 4/22/00 10:25 pm
Msg: 1 of 1
Her ass is so big she needs a parking meter to shit!

From an Oprah message board for Oprah fans. If you really have nothing better to do than waste your time sending stupid messages that piss people off, try masturbating, it'll get you further in life. You're acting like freshmen. I linked his name to his website. Send a dirty message if you want, but then you wouldn't be any better off than he is, would you?

B.S.B. SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS
DIAMOND
10:55 am wednesday march 29, 2000
EVERYBODY! YEAH! YEAH! FUCK MY BODY! BACKSTREET SUCKS. THEY'RE A BUNCH OF HOES WHO CAN'T SING AT ALL. A.J. LEFT BECAUSE HE CAUGHT THE CLAP FROM KEVIN. A.J. SAYS" THE SEX WAS GREAT, BUT IT CAN BE DEADLY, SO I HAD TO QUIT"! I STILL SUCK HIS DICK THOUGH! COCK A RAMA! NICK YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME. I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING TOUCHED IN THAT WAY! ONLY KEVIN CAN DO THAT TO ME. DID I MENTION COCK A RAMA?

Look, I don't like the Backstreet Boys, in fact, I can't stand them. But that doesn't mean I go into a BSB message board and post a stupid message like this dumb-ass did. Purty stupid. But even me making fun of these LOSERS who have no life won't really affect anything. They're still out there. On message boards. In chat rooms. They're hunting us. And there's nothing we can do about it. It's really kind of scary.


	Why Message Boards Suck ��Ever try and have an actual opinion on a message board? If you haven't, don't. That is, unless you're ready for some idiot to shoot you down. And I do mean idiot. You see, message board folk aren't the same as you and me. They are ready to say anything they can to sound like they have something intelligent to say. Take for example, some examples from various message boards around the internet... Wednesday April 12, 2000 2:01:45 PM: Message from G O D Well now peons, what is this poetry gimmish. Did this page say poetry and discution page?? I think not. you pathetic mortals. If you want gibber on like meaning fools, at least rant about something. BIG BOOBS.... i mean sorry. don't just discuss it. Yell about how the government of the United States should be run by FIDEL!!! LONG LIVE FIDEL!! CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO.... Excellent idea, pretend to be God and talk about big boobs (whatever those are) and be a communist! Sheer brilliance. This guy deserves a Nobel Prize! Up coming things I need to do by: swett_angel13 1/15/00 2:18 pm Msg: 1 of 3 Call Melissa ~ Call Tritan ~ Get posters for Nathan and Joe ~ Go to Karlie's play ~ Try out for play ~ dance class on Monday 7:30 ~ pratce with Melissa and Candice Send yourself reminders...on a message board? Sounds like a great way to get criticized to me. Good thing I AM criticizing her. Maybe someday she'll read this and think about what she's done. Oprah da fat cow by: reverendboskie (29/M/pc) 4/22/00 10:25 pm Msg: 1 of 1 Her ass is so big she needs a parking meter to shit! From an Oprah message board for Oprah fans. If you really have nothing better to do than waste your time sending stupid messages that piss people off, try masturbating, it'll get you further in life. You're acting like freshmen. I linked his name to his website. Send a dirty message if you want, but then you wouldn't be any better off than he is, would you? B.S.B. SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS DIAMOND 10:55 am wednesday march 29, 2000 EVERYBODY! YEAH! YEAH! FUCK MY BODY! BACKSTREET SUCKS. THEY'RE A BUNCH OF HOES WHO CAN'T SING AT ALL. A.J. LEFT BECAUSE HE CAUGHT THE CLAP FROM KEVIN. A.J. SAYS" THE SEX WAS GREAT, BUT IT CAN BE DEADLY, SO I HAD TO QUIT"! I STILL SUCK HIS DICK THOUGH! COCK A RAMA! NICK YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME. I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING TOUCHED IN THAT WAY! ONLY KEVIN CAN DO THAT TO ME. DID I MENTION COCK A RAMA? Look, I don't like the Backstreet Boys, in fact, I can't stand them. But that doesn't mean I go into a BSB message board and post a stupid message like this dumb-ass did. Purty stupid. But even me making fun of these LOSERS who have no life won't really affect anything. They're still out there. On message boards. In chat rooms. They're hunting us. And there's nothing we can do about it. It's really kind of scary.