���I love well-manicured websites. They just really turn me on. But there on the other end of the spectrum are pages that are so completely worthless that I have a hard time not griping about them. But it's not just the webpages that drive me insane, it's mainly the stupidity of the webmaster. Here are some prime examples of things that drive me NUTS:

� Stupid Java Tricks

��Java is a great tool, but applets are really starting to get out of hand. Take for example this page. I came across this page trying to find a pic of Jeff Gordon for Jeff 2000 (sorry for the shameless advertising). This guy has used a Java applet to prevent people from right-clicking on his page! Way to go, dumbass! Not only is there nothing worth crud there, but we can't download it off his page. Unless you know a bit about HTML, like yours truly. Yadda yadda yadda, I got the picture I was after. Another example of people who don't know a thing about HTML of Java using things they don't understand.

� Stupid Fan Pages

��>>PRIME EXAMPLE<< - some people are so completely stupid that is beyond me. What a complete waste of space and time that page is. In case you're too lazy to check it out, it says, "hey every one bsb are cool!!!!!!!!!!" repeated over and over about 100 times. That's it, nothing else. I am not against expressing your opinion on the internet, hey, that's what atp is all about, but for Christ's sake do it in an intelligent manner.

� Stupid Hate Pages

��Along the same lines, sites like this aren't that great either. This one is a little more civilized, but talking about childish things WHILE trying to make fun of someone else doesn't exactly make you Einstein. The most you can hope for is maybe PeeWee Herman. But that's a different story...

� Stupid Company Pages

��I believe there is no point in having a page for a product that has nothing to do with the Internet, technology, or computers. Take, for instance, 7-Eleven.com. What is the point of having a website for a convenience store that is located in almost every town in the US? I mean, what is the point of this website, other than the fact that a 7-Eleven company exec (a acne-ridden pubescent 16-year old) can say in his squawky voice, "we have a website." Big deal.

Some people don't get the point that just because they can speak, that people really give a flying fudge. It's like the man once said, "Wise man speak because he have something to say. Ignorant man speak because he have to say something." How true, how true.