����How much farther are we going to drag out this Star Wars thing? I mean, hasn't everyone just about had enough of all this crap? Hey, here's a theory: Star Wars=Fascism. Anything that lives on commercialization seriously has a problem. George Lucas wipes with $100 bills, and it's all because he sold out to the toy companies, t-shirt companies, do I really need to go on? And now, worst of all, Star Wars is trendy. Really, seriously trendy. Here are some trendy philosophies portrayed in Star "Wars:"

1- There's something called "The Force" that guides our lives and tells us right from wrong.
Ok, does this sound like anything more than fascist propoganda to anyone besides me? I'll tell you what "The Force" is, it's a subliminal message that we should all try to be like everyone else, who are trying to be like, yes, that's right, Al Gore

2- Wherever Luke goes, his dad and Obi-Wan are watching him.
Riiiiight. Just a little bit creepy there. I know there are some times where I'd rather my parents NOT be watching me.

3- All robots are gay.
I like robots. I don't think all robots are little pansies like Star Wars portrays them. From the gold-guy to the stupid ones in the new movie, every robot in Star Wars is either a homo or a dyke (hey, I'm sure there are female robots, too.)

And Finally...4- The only all-intelligent things in the Star Wars universe are puppets
Puppets, get it? Someone is controlling everything they do and say. Yoda is giving Luke advice, but who is telling Yoda what to do? TRENDIES.

���Yessir, there is definitely something wrong with Star Wars. I hope I've convinced you to stay away from this Phantom Menace to society (alright! A pun, bonus points) But if not, here's one question to leave you thinking. What's the deal with Han and Chewbacca?