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"
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"
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"Here's your results, and please, if you have any questions at all," +
"don't ask me. :)
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"
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"1.) Your favorite movie:" +
document.gay.movie.value +
"
Scoring:
" +
"Cinderella (0 points) -- Come on, it's the girliest movie of all time
" +
"Babe (1 point) -- This was a stupid one, too. Not as gay as Cindy, though
" +
"Look Who's Talking (2 points) -- Dumb movie, good actor
" +
"Die Hard (3 points) -- Bruce at his finest, can't get straighter than that
" +
"
2.) Your favorite band:" +
document.gay.band.value +
"
Scoring:
" +
"Backstreet Boys (-1 points) -- They're gay and if you like 'um, you're gay
" +
"Spice Girls (1 point) -- The girls are hot, but they can't sing
" +
"Blink 182 (1 point) -- They are trendy. Trendy, for christ's sake!
" +
"NOFX (3 points) -- Music at it's best, what a joy
" +
"
3.) Number that best describes you:" +
document.gay.number.value +
"
Scoring:
" +
"Any number but 33 (3 points)
" +
"33 (-10 points) -- If you don't know what 33 means, ask your mommy
" +
"
4.) What you do when you wake up is:" +
document.gay.morning.value +
"
Scoring:
" +
"stare at my poster of George Clooney (0 points) -- Now I don't even have to explain that one
" +
"pet my cat (1 point) -- kinda of gay, kinda not
" +
"brush my hair... (2 points) -- hey, your hair has gotta look nice
" +
"go downstairs and watch Baywatch (3 points) -- Now there's a hobby
" +
"
5.) Your role model is:" +
document.gay.rolemodel.value +
"
Scoring:
" +
"Richard Simmons (-1 points) -- He queer, and he's here
" +
"The Pope (2 points) -- He's not gay, he's Catholic
" +
"Hillary Clinton (3 points) -- Surprise! She's more of a man than the Pope could hope to be
" +
"Bill Clinton (4 points) -- Slick Willy, He's definitly not gay
" +
"
6.) How many times have you sent a virtual bouquet?" +
document.gay.bouquet.value +
"
Scoring:
" +
"11 times or more (0 points) -- flowers, I mean flowers?
" +
"6-10 times (1 point) -- cut down on the homoness a bit
" +
"1-5 times (2 points) -- you're okay
" +
"None (3 points) -- no flowers for you, man
" +
"
7.) How's your lisp?" +
document.gay.lisp.value +
"
Scoring:
" +
"oh, itsth justht fi... (-5 points) -- That's a dead giveaway, sucka
" +
"I don't have a lisp (3 points) -- You're a straight arrow, partner
" +
"
Scoring:
" +
"-17 to 0 -- you're as gay as they come
" +
"1 to 7 -- you're borderline, check yourself out
" +
"8 to 18 -- you're good. You can stay right there
" +
"19 to 22 -- Macho Macho Man, you did great, fella
" +
"
" +
"This is all just in good fun.
" +
"If you failed, it doesn't mean you're gay.
" +
"So don't worry.
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