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Item #4560394DX

Books, Movies, Music:Books:Children:Political Persuasion

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Currently $85.00 First bid $25.00
Quantity 1 # of bids 12 (bid history) (with emails)
Time left 2 days, 34 min + Location Bing'awabbe
Country Zimbabwe
StartedMay-01-00 18:43:34 PDTenvelope (mail this auction to a friend)
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Hi everyone! My name is Dan Quayle, and I'm the Vice President of America! I have a lot of important business to attend to, like addressing the Congress, riding in a motorcade (in New York City!!) and playing golf at Pebble Beach (the best!!). I also get to have my very own party in the ultra-posh East Room (in the White House!!) This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
  Warp your children's meek view of the American vice-presidency with this exciting spin off of the popular "Where's Waldo" series! This book, now out of print, shows Dan Quayle, former VP of the U.S, doing what he does best, hiding! Look for Dan in such extreme locations as the infamous Red Square in Moscow, the Republican National Convention, and Aspen Mtn, Colorado! With a list price of $9.95, I'm sure you'll bump the price up into a totally unreasonable range, in fact, I'm counting on it! Shipping is $5.00 to anywhere except the place you live, where it's likely to be quadruple that. Happy bidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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