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| PEOPLE QUOTES: "I am sexual catnip..."- The Advocate "So what do you do on street corners?"- Linda "They peck really hard!" - Alyssa "We'll cover you in honey and throw you to the lesbians." - Will (courtesy of some bumper sticker) "Never underestimate the power of denial"- Mandy "Priss Miss: Just add water!"- Will "It is better to have loved and lost... if you know a good hitman." -Daria "Im not insane, im just naturally stoned.."- Me "Now that's what i call extreme sports.."- ? "ive always wondered why vacumes have two settings"- ? "the pleather armadillo is my bitch!"- Laurie "People are like microwaves. you push the right buttons and they're gonna get turned on"- An. "Hey- what do smurfs do?"- Sarah "You never see a smurf with his hat off. i swear, its like a second pair of underwear."- Me "Lesbians are so cute!!"- Meg "When is Lesbian Day for lesbians?"- Michelle "Bright Pink Lesbian Fairytale. Which is probably a euphamism for a kind of sex that cannot be described without the use of flash cards"- Will (found by) FAMOUS/GOOD QUOTES: "One day a kid walked up to me and asked "what is punk?", after thinking for a moment I went over to a trash can and kicked it over and said "that's punk". The young kid looked at me and then went over to another trash can and kicked it over "so that's punk?" the kid asked. "No," I replied, "that was trendy." I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. Oscar Wilde Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in the father's room the other day and guess what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted. "I worship the quicksand he walks in." - Art Buchwald "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " - Martin Luther King Jr. "If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." - George Washington Carver "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Pierce "Hell is a half-filled auditorium. " - Robert Frost JUST SIGNS OF OUR SOCIETY... "Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ..." How many IBM cpu's does it take to execute a program? Ten, nine to hold it down and one to cut off its head. How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway If Logic Prevailed Men Would Ride Sidesaddle The specialist knows more and more, about less and less, until he knows everything about nothing, while the generalist learns less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything. Tact is telling someone to go to hell while making them feel they will enjoy the trip. |