Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown:(, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the fuker upside the head...!!
Being FUK number 5 I am SPOOK. Ok I guess you would like to know my real name it's MIKE. Above is a picture of me and my 1994 Escort, no that is not a sticker in the window I did that with Corel photo paint! The rest of the FUKS call my car the PUDDLE JUMPER! because its a 4 cylinder 1.9 liter engine, listen to that baby purr! Anyways you are probably wondering why we have created such a FUKEN page like this. Well we are very bored in good old Rochester, NY and there is nothing better to do. If it wasn't for KILL (a nick name not a sniper or anything comes from his last name KILPATRICK) we wouldn't know how to even type on a screen and make it appear on the internaet so we thank him for being the smart ass of the FUKS. Then comes MILK, Yes he is milk and he is the knowledge and the film recorder of the FUKS we have many videos of the group doing stupid shit. STUMPY you have NO BALLZ!!! A qoute I have been telling him, everytime I say you have NO BALLZ to this kid he does it even when its a bottle of that HOTSAUCE! You da man STUMPY! SHAZBOT I am gonna burn that damn game called TRIBES because you always play it, its like you play that more than you take shits and piss. We all drive SCHWEET cars MILK-FORD TEMPO, SHAZBOT-MUSTANG, KILL-INTREPID, STUMPY-CORSICA, and SPOOK-ESCORT. What else do we do on our free time we chill with the Burnewski CHIX aka: KELLY B, KELLY K, and NEWT, and that JEW and sometimes more, we love them very much. Go to our gallery and laugh at there football team and kelly b--is there a party going on????? Well Enjoy the rest of the site!!!
If you know me, you know that I would die for the YANKEES!!!! If you don't like them FUK OFF!!! Don Mattingy is the man to bad he retired in 1995. His career avg. was 3.19 and he is currently the best first basemen that has ever played!! If you don't like him you should lick you dirty hairy toes!! You like that eat it!!!
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For all of you that know me I love Chevy, but I drive a Ford piece of shit. PISS ON FORD exactly what Kenny is doing above. A couple of sayings that I like are:
....and that says
it all.... Moving
on to my next topic all you 
out there, thanks for
filling in empty spots in the Elite Fuks when needed. You guys
are all there for us when we need you! Being the Fuks that we are
4 out of the 5 members have web pages here are the links to them:
SCREEN NAMES ON PHOTOS!! EXCEPT FOR STUMP HE
DOESNT HAVE INTERNET YET!
WE ARE ALL SENIORS AND CAN'T WAIT TO GET THE FUK OUT OF GREECE
OLYMPIA!!